User talk:Krazy Monkey

The Rules of the Talk Page

Welcome to my talk page. Whether you've got a query, complaint or just need some help, please follow these 3 simple rules in order to keep my page nice and tidy so I can find your message easily. I'll usually reply on your talk page unless there are two or more participants upon which I shall reply here to minimise stress and flitting between several talk pages. Thank you for your visit. :) Have a nice day. Stuff not here?? Check my ace Archives.

Rule the First

Start all new topics with a level 2 heading, i.e ==Your Title here== to keep the format tidy.

Rule the Second

Place new comments at the bottom of the page so I can find them easily.

Rule the Third

Please Sign your post or I shall be most unhappy >:( and use lots of angry emotes.

DISCLAIMER

This is my talk page, and as a result I reserve the right to correct any posts that break any of the above rules as I see fit. Don't like it? Tuff.

Game Related Banter

Stick all Game Related stuff here. NEW STUFF AT THE BOTTOM!

Manhunt

I can't believe we didn't invite you! There's only a few hours left to sign up for this, so if you're interested, check out Gnome's talk page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:32, 30 June 2008 (BST)

Recruitment ad

Please place all stuff involving the Randoms recruitment ad here

Wiki Related Banter

Stick all Wiki Related stuff here. NEW STUFF AT THE BOTTOM!!

Sieg Heil

Mein fuhrer, zince you do not know how ze proxies work, I vill explain. I use ze proxy zince ze school I go to does not allow for ze internet. Zere are only zo many proxies and I am not vat you call ze zock pooppet of DeadManWalkeeng. Ven I get ze internet at home I vill give you ze golden bananananana for ze ztupidity you have zhown.

Heil! -- #Pi - הפוסל במומו פוסל לְהִתְעַנֵג הוֹמוֹסֶקסוּאָלִי סֶקס אֵת אִמָאZaphod Beeblebrox 16:14, 13 June 2008 (BST)

:D

Welcome to the team. I might make the project a tad less hostile to users that want to wholly embrace the sandpit, although we would prefer if you kept the sandbox anyway :P --xoxo 13:10, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Lol. :P I only need the one. Duplication of effort that way. I don't see how folk can have 7 of them. :/ Thats just greedy. -- Cheese 13:11, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Yeah i hardly even use one...but this is an ethical issue so i'm willing to have a surplus sandcontainer.--xoxo 13:13, 26 May 2008 (BST)

hahaha...just noticed your talk page is a removed suggestion... ;) --xoxo 13:14, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Fair dos. All we need now is a template. Purely for laughs. And yeah, thats because Nubis broke it up there ^. I'll just leave it. :P Kinda funny. -- Cheese 13:16, 26 May 2008 (BST)

	Sandpit Revolution
	This user is making a stand!

, thank me later.--xoxo 12:24, 29 May 2008 (BST)

Fanglord2 asking about the page u keep deleting

ok i never noticed the messages i thought i never saved it or my coomputer was glithching i nver knew it was vandalism creating a page. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fanglord2 (talk • contribs) at 22:42, 26 May 2008.

and i also nver knew the page was being duplicated im so srry lol i was about to report you for vandilism. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fanglord2 (talk • contribs) at 22:45, 26 May 2008.

hey do you play urban dead or you just a random person that makes sure everything goes right?--Fanglord2 22:49, 26 May 2008 (BST)

how do you become Sysops and if i cant i was wondering if you would like to be an allie of SG-1 im the leader. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fanglord2 (talk • contribs) at 22:55, 26 May 2008.

what am i supposed to do in the policy disscussion anyway like just talk about what you think is better for the game 9but thats probly suggestions) im not sure so if you could tell me.--danny/dan 23:21, 26 May 2008 (BST)

i requested an alliance on the forums and by the way u got an awsome forums page. what type of things are disscussed in the wiki and what would should be discussed like i read it and im not sure so if you could help me that would be apreciated.--danny/dan 23:21, 26 May 2008 (BST)

kk first things first im not trying to be rude but im not new at this i have been doing this for a few months now im getting the hang of stuff and i have already put a suggestion on the suggestion pages but i think someone deleted it cause i cant find it anywhere.--Fanglord2 23:31, 26 May 2008 (BST)

lol nvm i just found now lol--Fanglord2 23:32, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Met Fan

is this how you do it? I am new at this--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Met Fan (talk • contribs) at 22:14, 27 May 2008.

Ok, signing my name goes like this...?--Met Fan 23:42, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Hey again, I need something. How come when I search my name (Met Fan) I dont come up with anything? Met Fan 21:56, 9 June 2008 (BST)

I just search "Met Fan" for my user page and nothing comes up. Try it. Nothing comes up... Met Fan 22:05, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Ah I got it. Now I feel stupid. Silly me...also, is there a way to find templates? Like can I search for them on any subject template? Met Fan 22:09, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Arbitration

You have to accept the ruling so Axe can close out the Arby. And that means that you have to accept his ruling that you should have put this against Iscariot, not Me... --DoctorRevive 21:41, 28 May 2008 (BST)

KM here did state that if Iscariot edits the article again, KM will be dragging Iscariot to Arby's, whether he likes it or not. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:52, 29 May 2008 (BST)

"Krazy..."

"...what's Scotland like?" asks Nick with childlike innocence.--Nallan (Talk) 12:34, 29 May 2008 (BST)

Random forums

• edit* thanks Cheeseman --The Great Tatro 22:33, 1 June 2008 (BST)

Light Switch Suggestion

I am considering a revision of the current Light Switch proposal currently being voted on. What is the procedure for amending said idea? Tarumigan Ackland Mall Security Tarumigan

Damn man. Funt is good at this dupe finding stuff.

Aye, well - I wrote the Fallback suggestion, so that one was easy. Under the old suggestion system, I used to cycle the suggestions on a daily basis, and I reorganised the whole Peer Reviewed page. That stuff's ingrained in me, for better or for worse. --Funt Solo ^QT 15:14, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Possibly a wee bit too much in the way of spare time on your hands there? :P -- Cheese 15:39, 3 June 2008 (BST)

It was that or studying. Easy choice. --Funt Solo ^QT 16:32, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Fair point. :P I've spent most of my study leave on here. Much more fun than revising. -- Cheese 16:38, 3 June 2008 (BST)

I have got to learn how to find dupes without relying on Iscariot (and apparently Funt as well now) for when I make my next suggestion. --Tselita 16:40, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Easy peasy. Run a search in the Suggestion and Main namespaces for keywords from your suggestion. That should find most of them. -- Cheese 16:42, 3 June 2008 (BST)

I always wind up finding a bunch of stuff that has nothing to do with suggestions at all. I should just read through every past suggestion instead. :) --Tselita 17:06, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Good luck with that. :P There's plenty there to keep you busy for a couple of weeks. -- Cheese 17:36, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Mock Suggestions

Is there something you can do about DrPain, Gardenator and Zaphod Beeblebrox with the mock suggestions? Please do not tell me that any of their suggestions or comments are legitimate. DrPain with his antisemitic remarks, Gardenator making two talk:discussion suggestions obvious to try to bully me, and Zaphod Beeblebrox making one to bully DrPain (and I do feel he deserves it but the Talk:Suggestions place isn't the place for it - it's going to spam up the whole page at this rate)

Can you either delete those three, put it in overflow or maybe have a section for humorous talk:discussion suggestions? And in case anyone says Windex should be a humorous suggestion, I legitimately suggested both of them (and one of which was almost the same as Pruning). I'm probably not going through with Windex only because it's so similar to Pruning, and I'm on the fence about the Decorations one. Neither of those suggestions have been made to MOCK another user though, unlike Gardenator's (and Zaphod Beeblebrox's)

In addition, I've been having to deal with DrPain continually commenting on even my votes, even on other people's suggestions, where it's not HIS suggestion that he's re'ing too. I'd really like someone to finally do something about it because sysops like Nubis clearly won't (being a self-declared Goon himself) This behavior is becoming more and more infantile. --Tselita 18:29, 3 June 2008 (BST)

Dude

Use your super sekrit sysop skills to remove that truly shit "protect" suggestion.--KOOKY 22:42, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Polite Spam Request

Hi KM/Cheese. I just wanted to draw your attention to item 4 of the Spam removal guidelines, where it requests that you "be Polite and make no additional comments". I noticed in your removal of a recent suggestion that you said "Nuked!" as the edit text and "lots of loverly tasty spam votes" in the Spam template.

Please, don't do that kind of thing: it's bad enough all the comments that get made in Spam votes, and bad enough that someone has their suggestion shot down, without the removal edits also adding insult to injury. Especially from a sysop, I just don't think it's a good move. --Funt Solo ^QT 09:34, 5 June 2008 (BST)

not trying

to delete it, just blanking ir per orders of the first.--Jakezing 13:08, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Warning

I am merely here to post the warning that was supposed to be issued upon the resolution of your A/VB case here, which was ruled on, finally, by Nubis on the 1st of June, bringing the results to 3 vandalism, 2 not vandalism (With Hagnats not vandalism struck as it was ruled as misconduct). The warning has been backdated to the day Nubis ruled, the 1st of July. Anyhoo, do not strike the votes of other users unless they are sock puppets, mm'kay. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 17:03, 5 June 2008 (BST)

Moderation

After a month of discussion and voting, you have been found guilty of misconduct. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk - mod} 01:17, 8 June 2008 (BST)

This seems so true...

What does? This:

	Gnomeland Security
	Gnomeland Security have their eyes on Axe Hack.

But I'm sure he's watching you as well...

	Gnomeland Security
	Gnomeland Security have their eyes on Krazy Monkey.

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:53, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Spraycans

You do realise that the suggestion hasn't been implemented at all? The text may have changed, but the AP cost remains the same. The suggestion specifically tries to make this a free action. Now go and fix the suggestion and put it back into the under voting category.

It's not like we discussed this on the talk page or anything.... -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 18:42, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Implemented, along with a few other items that were still giving unhelpful default responses. Thanks. --Kevan 17:26, 19 June 2008 (BST) - If the big guy says its implemented, then there is very little point in voting continuing. Regardless of whether it costs an Action Point or not, the suggestion has achieved what it set out to do. Don't like it? Then go moan to Kevan. Don't come onto my talk page making demands. -- Cheese 18:47, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Iscariot makes a valid point cheese. Only part of it has been implimented, as i can attest having just tested it myself. The rest of the suggestion is still undone. Im reverting it. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 18:56, 19 June 2008 (BST)

All done. Ive added a note on the page regarding the "implimentation" --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 19:09, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Does that mean if you hit me with a stick tasty things fall out? OM NOM NOM! *runs into wall* Also LOOK AT MY WELL FIT PAGE NOW ^^ there were smiley faces on the navigation bar but Hicks couldn't see them so I had to put blobs instead; for now anyway. I has a cunning plan! - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 17:14, 22 June 2008 (BST)

Looks pretty shiny! But Cheesus, omg ! OMG! YOU HAVE UT3?!?!!? YOU MUST PLAY WITH ME NOW >:O AND WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD OF WARFARE! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!1 *dances* - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 03:33, 29 June 2008 (BST)

I have UT3? :S That's news to me. I'll need to get it methinks. :D -- Cheese 14:41, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Ignoring Gardenator

I'd be happy to ignore him, if he'd stop respond-posting on every single post I make anywhere on the wiki. What did I say on Kevan's page that merited his response like that anyway? --Tselita 01:18, 24 June 2008 (BST)

You don't need to respond back though do you? Just ignore him completely. The reason they are making posts like that is because you're rising to their bait. Just completely ignore it. Don't respond to it in anyway. They'll get bored eventually and move on. -- Cheese 01:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

It doesn't work. For the last week I hadn't been responding to anything they said, and it didn't deter them, it just means they increases the amount of harassment done. Seriously, what did I write on Kevan's page worth his making the snippy retort? That I fixed a building for 20AP? And I responded by saying WHY I was fixing it for 20AP, for several good reasons. --Tselita 01:25, 24 June 2008 (BST)

There's no point even responding civilly. You'll still get flamed. Just ride it out and wait for them to move on. Someone else'll become worthy soon enough methinks. Plenty of drama around these days. -- Cheese 01:27, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Bullies (especially ones who are not at risk of getting punched in the face, like internet bullies) tend to not 'move on' until their targets finally crack, but your point is well made and understood. --Tselita 01:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Blanking

Only sysops have the rollback button, fyi. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 13:31, 24 June 2008 (BST)

I know. I'll mention that in the article. -- Cheese 13:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Me is so fuckin tired. Tell the dancing elephants to shut up for me. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 13:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Dancing Elephants shut up and leave Grim alone. :P -- Cheese 13:34, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Thank you, now the normal hallucinations can help me get some sleepys. You beat me to the edit anyways. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 13:37, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Thankyou

For your recent contributions in attempt to clean up ALiM. God knows it needs it.--CyberRead240 15:52, 24 June 2008 (BST)

It really does. I don't think it helps that you, Nick and Jed are all from Oz. As a result, you guys all see things in your version of English. Therefore, there are differences between what might seem funny to you guys and what might seem funny to other English speakers from the US or from the UK in my case. So to get the list to seem a useful and amusing part of the wiki, you need to have folk from different places giving their input. That why you get an overall funniness rather than just funny to one particular area.

I'm not saying what you've got so far is bad, far from it. Quite a lot of it is very good. But there are a few too many cock jokes and misinterpretations that aren't really deserving of their place there. I'll keep looking for more stuff that can get rechecked though. -- Cheese 16:14, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The problem is, the list and idea have such potential that wont get reached unless people decide to join in, which you are doing now. Also, I will be the first to tell you that I have had my gripes with the auto-inclusion of anything with "cock" in it. Sometimes it is the building type that makes the name funny. (ie Cake Walk, Heming Way, Broke Bank etc). So yeah, I am anti-cock jokes for sure. Please continue to put locations up for review though, we need to weed out the crap.--CyberRead240 16:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Ofuck. You mean I share a country with those imbeciles? Thanks Krazy, you just made my night. --brb, church ^{DORIS CGR U!} 16:37, 24 June 2008 (BST)

No probs, Bob. :P -- Cheese 16:39, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Disregarding the silly trolls comments, I should let you know that I really only have minor involvement with ALiM. It is Nick and Jed who really run the show, I merely do schooling with Nick so I feel somewhat compelled to contribute. Maybe a little bit of collaboration with them could bring out the true potential. They are surprisingly creative people, in comparison to what you saw tonight.hahaha.--CyberRead240 16:51, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Lol. We'll see. I'm currently trying to sort that weird problem you guys seem to be having with the section shifting. I'm customising a news box similar to the one on the main page which should hopefully fix that. Give me a few minutes to test it. -- Cheese 16:53, 24 June 2008 (BST)

When bored, the templates come

	Play on Names
	This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? A crazy monkey. You so crazy.

I got bored. I made templates to increase my template-making skill. Play on Names. Fun for the whole family. Enjoy. --Tselita 21:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Two Names=Two Templates

	Play on Names
	This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? It's a bird.... it's a plane... it's CHEESEMAN!

You really do need a cape, yknow. Enjoy. --Tselita 22:56, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Heyo Supercheeze. Need to ask what I should be doing with the templates. Not sure how to merge them or even if I have to, since it seems like there's a whole lot more Keeps than Delete or Merges. Let me know k? I have 4 new templates ready to put up. Thanks. --Tselita 17:13, 3 July 2008 (BST)

What have you done to ALiM??

!!! She is less sexy!--xoxo 09:44, 25 June 2008 (BST)

I'll tell you what he did...He tried to get in a building that's named after him on the list...And I thought it became less smexy... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:45, 25 June 2008 (BST)

This is the third time we've been down that road. The Duke Hotel, The Gage Museum and now this garbage -when will you people learn?--xoxo 12:43, 25 June 2008 (BST)

You have the Axe Grove. I'd like to consider it being partially named after me. And it's already on ALiM, so no worries there! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:11, 25 June 2008 (BST)

Feel free to lolify the Axe Grove page as you desire. Cheesy what happened to the piccys? They are all outaline...--xoxo 03:33, 26 June 2008 (BST)

What do you mean? :S They look ok to me...give us a screenshot. -- Cheese 12:13, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Question to ask

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Druuuuu/Ocular http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Druuuuu

I thought having two different wiki accounts was not allowed. Am I missing something? --Tselita 17:37, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Yes, you are. For starters having multiple accounts isnt prohibited. Secondly, User:Druuuuu/Ocular is a user subpage. I have almost 20 of the suckers myself (subpages). --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 17:39, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Ah, didn't realize subpages could be alternate user names like that. K --Tselita 18:16, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Sorry! I tried to fix it, but it just fucked up worse. Thanks for sticking it out while the rest of us blunder through wikipedia! - Doctor Violence

Is This vandalism or what?

This little zerg group of pkers http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Shiro_Tagachi made up a page for a new group that is allied with The RA just to slam them. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/57th_ADMI This group has also altered the Regulators Alliance front page as well. Is this vandalism? Or can we at least get it up for speedy deletion? --Evl kitty 02:55, 1 July 2008 (BST)

Arbies

While the top case may very well be crap, the bottom one appears to be sincere. Let them both fizzle, its not as though arbies is a real admin page anyway. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 15:52, 6 July 2008 (BST)

lol

Krazy Monkey said:

No matter how much you whinge, moan and complain you will not change my mind. Resorting to personal attacks is not the way to go about things. Now please, accept my ruling and stop playing the victim. If you don't like the way things are run with "stupid syops" and "rules" then leave. It'd only take a single click to go to a different site or close the browser.

This coming from a fairly vocal detractor of mine back in the day? For shame. --brb, church ^{DORIS CGR U!} 02:18, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Oiii

Why'd you move my page you dirty vandal? ;O - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 18:34, 12 July 2008 (BST)

Coz I did. :P It's now got it's own home in the Random's subpages. That's all that's different. :D -- Cheese 18:38, 12 July 2008 (BST)

You ruined my colour scheme :( - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 18:28, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Ok, I am a professional; I can work with this <.< :P. You on IRC later Cheesus? - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 18:36, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Hopefully. :P Still recovering from last night/this morning but I should be on for a bit. -- Cheese 18:43, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Jesus

You know, Duke Garland copied and pasted that code in 5 seconds......err...spent hours slaving away over the {{WN}} template, you guys take three seconds to screw it up. Jesus, I put in the no includes because they did include the timestamps in the first place! --User:Axe27/Sig 21:47, 12 July 2008 (BST)

I did put it back. :P I think. -- Cheese 11:22, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Email?

Does your email link on here work? I want to contact you. Mine does (or should) if you want to reply. I need to confess my undying love in a super sekrit way or something. :) --– Nubis ^NWO 21:51, 12 July 2008 (BST)

Yagoton news archive

I think you may have speedy deleted Yagoton/News Archive by mistake.--Luke Skywalker 14:38, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Fixed. I think I clicked the link to have a look, then deleted it in a moment of brain lapse. -- Cheese 14:41, 13 July 2008 (BST)

Page moves

Yes, but I don't see the same thing happening to groups like RRF.

Plus, TFN is not news about only the fortress. We mainly do malton and other news, while keeping one article about each squad that gets replaced every 2 months or so. So putting the name as The Fortress/News isn't what is applicable.

Looks like the solution Cheese found works for everyone? Most groups actually do have their pages either start as Group Name/Page name, or get moved there. I've been working my way through the ones that don't, but it takes time. --Pdeq^Talk* 01:45, 16 July 2008 (BST)

Your Flak Jacket Suggestion

Hey, I made a post defending that suggestion in response to a 'Kill' vote. If I'm stepping on your toes or anything by doing that, feel free to remove it. --Jared^SPA 20:44, 17 July 2008 (BST)

K, never mind, it got removed by someone else. --Jared^SPA 20:51, 17 July 2008 (BST)

It's cool. :) Don't worry about it. If you want to defend someone else's suggestion, use the suggestions talk page. That way it won't get removed. -- Cheese 21:01, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Thanks

Thanks for moving my sig page to the correct page--Skyvia 16:16, 18 July 2008 (BST)

My good man

Thankyou for your diligence, but we are a group! We should likely have made this more clear. By the by, do you have a spare pair of gloves? --Certain Clothing 09:46, 19 July 2008 (BST)

You should. :P And I'm afraid I don't. I have an extra sock though if that's any use. -- Cheese 13:12, 19 July 2008 (BST)

Just a small clarification

Your BoUST count is a little off. It was really 30 Keep, 5 Delete, 5 Merge, 1 Meep and a Bassoooon. Note the 'o's in Bassoooon. You used 2, there is 4.

If you think this was a serious gripe, then I guess being a SysOp requires a Humorectomy. XD --Blake Firedancer ^{T E RNL? P.I.S.I.T.} 13:14, 19 July 2008 (BST)

That's how many 'o's were in the vote. :P So I took it as read. :D Plus Bassoooon sounds cooler than bassoon. -- Cheese 13:18, 19 July 2008 (BST)

Special Event Hoster

Because I Had Previously Made That Page Awhile Back And Wish For It To Be Deleted ASAP i currently Dont Know How To Delete A Page Just Wipe It. I Hope This Clears Things Up.

--Rotten zerg 13:28, 19 July 2008 (BST)

• Understood thanks for understanding and I would of used the other account if I could Remember it

--Rotten zerg 13:35, 19 July 2008 (BST)

• • Ok I Will Login Into It Later On I Have To Do Some Stuff First

--Rotten zerg 13:38, 19 July 2008 (BST)

Missed?

I feel like this case got missed beneath the mass of text above it, since no one is ruling on it. Just figured I'd point someone to it. --Pdeq^Talk* 20:26, 20 July 2008 (BST)

maybe a few moar sysops wouldn't go astray... ;) --xoxo 12:10, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Sysop Sub Groups:The Cheesy Version

Lost interest? :( --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:26, 23 July 2008 (BST)

Lol. No. Just had a ton of work to do IRL. :P I'll get it sorted out soon. -- Cheese 23:38, 23 July 2008 (BST)

Warning?

Was that an official warning you put on our talk page? For changing a heading on a discussion on our own talk page? Especially since the section is a discourse, we suspect we have the right to redefine it on our own talkpage anyway we like, surely? It's not as if anyone would think Blackboard would put that heading on themselves.... we'd like to argue for a removal of this warning, if it is of an official nature. Especially in the light of the editor you are defending adding their own insulting heading to our entry on their talk page, (which, admitedly, we changed) and the whole discussion centering around the user in question and their abuse of the location of the group we represent on the West Boundwood listing --Crabappleslegalteam 01:27, 1 August 2008 (BST)

It is an official warning. And yes for changing the header on your own page. Precedent rules in this case as it has happened before several times. The warning stands I'm afraid. And if you provide a diff link for this other editor doing the same I will quite happily pursue the matter further in their case. -- Cheese 01:30, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Alternatively, you could look through diffs and contribution histories so you know what's actually happening before warning. This would be the link he's referencing I think(notable as it happened before Crapbapplegate's edit).--Karek^maps?! 01:49, 1 August 2008 (BST)

As a word of explanation... the first post ever on my Talk page was from Crabappleslegalteam and was utterly header-less. In the interest of fairness, I didn't specify any guidelines for posting there, but I thought it was reasonable to label and organize it at my discretion. It was not meant to be specifically pejorative; we were engaging in mutual whingy nonsense. If that warrants a warning, that's fine; new or not, it's my responsibility to act according to guidelines. I do, however, feel it was inappropriate for Crabappleslegalteam to change not only the original header I had on their page, but ALSO the header I put on MY page. Can I change it back without being penalized, or is there a formal process I have to follow? Or, if it was illegal in the first place, could I put some sort of neutral formatting in the interest of organization? Thanks! Blackboard 03:14, 1 August 2008 (BST)

As you can see, even the so-called 'wronged party' appears to be surprised by your judgement. Is there literally a rule in which no-one is allowed to change a heading created by anyone else? This was a heading over a discussion on our user page - henceforth, it was no longer the representation of anybodies thoughts. As admitted, it was in retaliation for our own statement being attributed a similar heading on the other users page..... creating a heading and editing a heading above a discussion started by whoever is to do the same thing. Furthermore, anybody looking into the situation can see that these discussions revolve around Blackboard moving a group heading from survivor heading to Pker heading, therefore changing the representation of a group in a very public space against that groups will, and against evidence, and ignoring our own warning regarding report of group listing misuse. That we duly reported such gross misconduct, and that a warning was still withheld in the hope the situation resolves itself, and yet that we recieve an official warning over casual interpretation of rules, is galling. Official warnings should not be thrown around so arbitrarily, especially when there is no conflict regarding such headings, and especially when there is no attempt at subterfuge - in the end, we consider this an unjust ruling, and appeal that the sentence be revoked, your honour--Crabappleslegalteam 00:05, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Actually, didn't Blackboard amend it again, to which we did nothing? If that's so, this mark on our record is therefore even more unjust!--Crabappleslegalteam 00:10, 2 August 2008 (BST)

The issue is one of attributing commentary to a user falsely, the header issue comes up because headers are usually made by the commenting user and often are part of or related to the comments being made(for example if I made a header called "X user bitching" it provides different meaning than if x user made that header.) That being said it's not a common type of case and isn't so straight forward. You might be best off trying to talk it out with Cheeseman and/or Blackboard and try to work out some sort of agreement or compromise, the fact that neither one of you were the ones reporting it might help the your case if neither one of you really mind the changes made by the other one.--Karek^maps?! 09:25, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Well, to be honest, it's all just a bit of fun for me. When it stopped being fun, I basically said "Let's just drop it" and Crabapple seemed to be in agreement. I thought the line through the heading was adequate, as it showed a sort of mutual vandalism - and really, who else is going to read it but us? And for the record Crabs, you're right - I didn't complain about it. In the immortal words of The Dude - "You're not wrong, Walter, you're not WRONG..." and I prefer to resolve things on my own. And, we did. Basically, all I want to know is whether or not I can change the header on my page. Crabs, any opinions on this? And remember, the rug (er, the warning you received) is not this issue here, dude. Blackboard 15:09, 2 August 2008 (BST)

As far as we can remember, in the past people used to have far more control over their own user talk pages than this - anyway, the heading changing is, forgive the pun, small change compared to the initial issue, or any other issue that actually does warrant something as serious as an official warning - Blackboards not bothered, we're not bothered (incientally, Blackboard, on top of everything else, you've just used 2 terms for us which mark you as a likely proxy for a member of MAF, on top of everything else.... and we're not the Crabapples - we're their lawyers!). And ironically, cheeseguy, doesn't your disclaimer ironically proclaim you reserve the right for yourself on your own talk page for which you gave us an official warning for doing? Not to call you a hypocrite or anything....--Crabappleslegalteam 00:45, 3 August 2008 (BST)

Wait, the MAF are the only people who abbreviate? Come on now. Maybe we're ALL members, just sitting at home, twisting our mustaches and plotting your demise. Blackboard 01:25, 3 August 2008 (BST)

It's just those coinciences keep mounting.... anyway, we know you're a MAF proxy - it's even you who put the MAF back on the West Boundwood listings, isn't it? of course, we realised you may be too embarrassed to be a member of the biggest bunch of propagandists and slanderers in game and on the wiki...--Crabappleslegalteam 00:19, 4 August 2008 (BST)

Ugh. My apologies, Krazy Monkey. Crabbie-poo, why do you think I noticed you moved them in the first place? I was, however, acting independently, in the interest of having an impartial page (if you know what impartial means). And like I said, and will repeat, it's not the issue here. Now take a deep breath, and try to think back to a time before you sat on that icicle and actually enjoyed life from time to time - and be glad there isn't a group category for humorless, anal-retentive Boyscout weirdos. Krazy, again, I'm sorry - you won't hear any more from me on here. Blackboard 03:56, 4 August 2008 (BST)

God, we wished he'd propaganda him/her/itself into their own game to talk rubbish in..... it would be interesting to know if anyone believes him/her/it...anyway, we've got what we want, we're off. Tatty bye!--Crabappleslegalteam 00:41, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Sysop business

When you warn a user you absolutely must update the individuals Vandal Data. You are not doing it, and this just crews up the system. You are damn lucky i caught it in this instance. Next time, im taking you to misconduct for negligence because it completely screws the escalation system. --The Grimch ^{U! E!} 04:08, 1 August 2008 (BST)

If you plan on doing that you can take everyone else who doesn't do it to Misconduct as well. Last night was the first time in a while I haven't done it. Why? Because I was tired and just going to bed therefore I would get it in the morning, which I was just about to do. -- Cheese 11:39, 1 August 2008 (BST)

I know we're not wikipedia but still, this is a good general rule to try and follow(I've been in the block list).--Karek^maps?! 23:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Vandal Data

I think I am eligible for another strike, thanks in advance dude --CyberRead240 12:10, 5 August 2008 (BST)

No you aren't. You don't have 250 good edits since your last warning.--– Nubis ^NWO 13:22, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Oh, sorry. My mistake.--CyberRead240 12:51, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Ackland Mall Page

Could you please unlock the Ackland Mall page? We had a large attack today that involved the RRF and we would like to record it. Thanks, --Karec 20:55, 12 August 2008 (BST)

Don't leave!

I think the vandal whose accounts you just banned is still lurking around! Can you IP ban him?--SirArgo ^Talk 22:59, 18 August 2008 (BST)

He's probably got a mountain of proxies to piss about with. I'm watching Futurama at the moment but I'll keep an eye on the screen and take action if needbe. -- Cheese 23:00, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Sounds good. I spent and hour and a half fighting his edits and reporting him. I'm gonna log off for a while.--SirArgo ^Talk 23:02, 18 August 2008 (BST)

I hope I'm wasting your Futurama show ;)--Gman —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bibby the hobbit (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

You are. :( Let me watch it in peace dammit. *shakes fist* -- Cheese 23:26, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Aight, you've got half an hour, the time I get all of 4chan on your asses.--Gman —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bibby the hobbit (talk • contribs) 22:28, August 18, 2008.

On a recent suggestion...

You voted with this. I might say...Remove the # from the beginning of the page. You're killing the number of votes. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:37, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Better? :P -- Cheese 22:45, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Me want cookie for minor stuff. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:45, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Vandal Stuff

Hey, forgot to ask this back in... um... July. Could you take off my vandal warning data thing? Thanks. Way in the past by now. --Tselita 22:23, 15 September 2008 (BST)

Um...Just be patient. Don't push the sysops to do stuff like remove a vandal warning. But I should also say this...To have your vandal warning struck, you need to meet some special conditions...I think it was 200 contributive posts to this wiki since the warning. I think... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:35, 15 September 2008 (BST)

I had made the requirements back in June/July before I took my unannounced break from the wiki Axe. And I'm not pushing - I'm just letting them know since the A/VB page states that I should ask them to remove it when the qualifications are met. Lets face it - after I had gotten the vandal warning and before i took my break I was posting a ton. The only thing that hadn't been met yet was the time limit, which has now definitely been met. ;) Nice to talk to you again btw Axe. Missed ya. Work's still busy though. Not playing UD again until it lets up a bit --Tselita 17:32, 16 September 2008 (BST)

hehe I'm pretty sure that the templates alone are a good quarter or more of the 200 posts, plus the template request posts back and forth to people, the suggestion voting, and the suggestions and discussion on suggestions. And the talk on the Deletions page during that whole Template business. --Tselita 17:35, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Master Template PoN

From my talk page:
Here's what I've come up with: Template:PlayOnName. All you need to do is replace the bits in bold with the bits you've got. -- Cheese 21:48, 10 July 2008 (BST)

Is it okay if, since you designed that for me to help in giving out Play On Name templates to the adoring and not-so-adoring masses, I edit it a bit to look more like the rest of the template's formats? (I like the whole red on black look - don't want to get accused of plagerizing again or anything like that) And is there an easy way to alter the size of each PoN template in the master template you made? I tend to vary the sizes of the templates in relation to the shape of the picture. Thanks --Tselita 17:40, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Cheeseman, just need to know if I can edit the Play On Names master template a bit (color, mainly, I like red on black) so I can start using it a bit? Thanks --Tselita 14:23, 19 September 2008 (BST)

Yeah sure. :) Sorry I took so long to get back to you. I've been working waaaaaaaaaaay too much recently. -- Cheese 23:00, 19 September 2008 (BST)

Not a problem - my job's been keeping me from quickly responding to anyone as well --Tselita 00:55, 20 September 2008 (BST)

Bit of confusion - trying to figure out how to change aspects of the master template (the lettering color on the title from white to red). Help? --Tselita 14:27, 20 September 2008 (BST)

PS - of which do you consider yourself to be on the side? Jesus hates zombies? Or Jesus IS a zombie? It's for an informal poll I'm taking. --Tselita 14:28, 20 September 2008 (BST)

Sorted. :) You can now manually set the colours using the variables: headercolor (the colour of the header text) and maincolor (the colour of the main text). On the Jesus question. He is in a state where is he is both and at the same time, neither. Like a dual naturist. But more complicated and holy. And he has a nice beard. -- Cheese 18:16, 20 September 2008 (BST)

That's an awesome answer about the poll question. And thanks for the master template. That works great :)

	What Would Jesus Do? Headshot zombies with His Holy katana!
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard survivor because JESUS HATES ZOMBIES! Revelations:Some number.

	What Would Jesus Do? Eat your bra!nz after clubbing you with the cross.
	This user believes that if Jesus were around, he'd be a die-hard zombie because JESUS IS A ZOMBIE! No transubstantiation needed.

Here you go. --Tselita 19:28, 20 September 2008 (BST)

You can haz templatez

	lolcat
	This user can haz cheezburger.

Because sometimes, giving a cookie is just not enough --Tselita 15:40, 19 September 2008 (BST)

You can haz moar templatez

	lolcat plus
	This user can haz even bigger cheezburger.

Thank you for all the help with the Play on Names! Normal cheezburgers do not suffice. --Tselita 19:30, 20 September 2008 (BST)

UZM Zombie Portal

Hi Krazy, I created that as I intend to replace the current UZM page with it as soon as it can be redirected, not to circumvent anything. It takes the 'united' term out of the mix which is what barhah.com is having fits about. I take you'd prefer if I waited? In that case feel free to just delete it back to a blank page and I'll wait. --Zeug 19:48, 22 September 2008 (BST)

Just wait till this mess has been sorted before doing anything like that. -- Cheese 19:53, 22 September 2008 (BST)

Just one query ... now I certainly don't mind being in both deletions and arbitration at the same time as I find wiki processes in general rather fascinating but isn't jorm's gambit duplicating UDWiki:Administration/Deletions#United_Zombies_of_Malton?

Arbitration

Cheating scum bag wrote: "Iscariot is totally inappropriate to arbitrate here, he's very much involved and is obviously being disingenuous."

Can we have it noted in the arbitration that as I am not Jorm, Zeug, a member of MOB or Extinction that I'm in no way involved or will be bound by any verdict? -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 12:06, 23 September 2008 (BST)

Oh dear god, someone else called out Saint Iscariot for being the lying douchebag that we all know he is... Say it isn't so!!!--Happykook 08:03, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Help

I seem to have broken talk:suggestions formatting. I have no idea how and am scared to try fix it in case i make things worse! If you are first on line could you take a look? Thanks...--Honestmistake 14:47, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Re: Grim's vote on the Radio Survivor nomination

I'm not sure if you struck it... but I'm not sure the stike was justified... IMNSHO, the vote is legit... Even if the other stuff that went along with it was not. --WanYao 20:05, 28 September 2008 (BST)

That any better? -- Cheese 20:10, 28 September 2008 (BST)

Thanks for showing your still biased after all this time

Wow, i come back for a few days and i erase a false statement in the Giddings talk page, where fuckhead took credit for something the sysops did, not him, and you once again defend him... It's so awsome to see that nothing changes, you guys claim you hate this antics, and you say you want to stop him, but you still defend and protect him. Its nice to see the wiki bias is still in full swing...--Happykook 08:01, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Fuck off. I am a sysop. My job is to be impartial. I do not like Iscariot, but that does not mean I should ignore things involving him does it? If someone wipes his user page do I leave it or do I revert and warn whoever did it? Don't come onto my page and moan about me being biased, that is not on. Especially since you fucked off the wiki in the middle of an arby case that might actually have taken him down a peg. Instead of moaning at me, do something (legal) about it. -- Cheese 13:46, 4 October 2008 (BST)

ALiM's Birthday Party

You've been cordially invited to attend ALiM's birthday party at Club Head at 10am GMT on the 18th of October. Festivities will last for a full 24 hours. See here for more details.--Nallan (Talk) 02:17, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Misconduct

To make this as fair and equitable as possible, please vote on the decision being rendered here. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 05:57, 7 October 2008 (BST)

I hope you know what you are doing with that vote. --– Nubis ^NWO 02:08, 8 October 2008 (BST)

The Arby case you were the Arbitrator on

That case is still under the cases in progress header on A/A with it "Waiting for terms of the ruling to be accepted and carried out. " Didn't it get carried out already? If so, does that mean it can be put in the archives now?--SirArgo ^Talk 21:11, 15 October 2008 (BST)

Link plz? =S -- Cheese 21:33, 15 October 2008 (BST)

I wish to make a final point

No. I was to make one (small) final point. So please, I'll type it now--Thadeous Oakley 21:37, 15 October 2008 (BST)