Format for Posting Adverts

• The entire advert content is "encased" in a table. This prevents one advert's formatting from affecting other adverts due to image "text flow" and so on.
• "Group Name/Recruit" is a normal wiki page that contains the content of the advert. Using the curly brackets and colon inserts your advert page's entire contents onto this page, just as if it were a template.
• "Type" is the type of group. Generally one of the following, but you are free to choose your own: Survivor Group, Zombie Group, PKer Group, Mixed Group, or Organization.
• You MUST put the following categories on your "Group Name/Recruit" page:

<noinclude>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude>

or

<noinclude>[[Category:GROUP NAME HERE]]</noinclude> if your group has a category of its own.

• Additionally you should add:

<noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude> where TYPE is your group type.

• Place your advert in alphabetical order by group name. Adverts not posted in the proper alphabetical order will be moved.
• Large Groups or Organizations with significant subgroups are limited to one advert. This includes groups such as the DHPD and the DEM, they may use their advert to direct players to the separate sub-groups.
• The advert must have a timestamp (five tildes - ~~~~~) or a signature with an attached timestamp. This can be placed either on this page or on your adverts page.
• After two months as measured from the timestamp the entire advert may be removed for inactivity. It is the group’s responsibility to update the timestamp to prevent the advert being deleted. Updating the timestamp may and should be done at any time while the group is still recruiting.
• Adverts which do not use the format below or fails to adhere to the guidelines above will be commented out. This can be done using comment tags - <!-- ... -->. A dated comment will be left in the edited section explaining why the advert page was dis-included; if the advert is not fixed within two weeks, the entire section will be removed.

Format for Advert Content

• Your adverts formatting must not break the page. Preview before you save!
• When viewed on an 800*600 resolution, as a rough guideline your advert should not exceed 800px in height.
• When viewed on an 800*600 resolution, your advert should not cause a horizontal scrollbar to appear.
• All images used in the advert must not come to a grand total of more than 56KiB (56K).
• No templates are allowed in your advert for technical reasons. Before you put up the advert, use subst to replace any template calls with the template's code.
• No subheadings.

Helpful Guidelines for Advert Content

Clearly written adverts which contain requirements for membership at the start or in bold, as well as a method of contact and reasons for joining your group, normally get the most response. Remember, this advert represents your group. The easier it is to read and understand, the better. Attractive formatting and helpful links will also attract prospective members. If your group is active in a specific area or areas, it is a good idea to provide this information - not all people are willing to travel.

Malton Recruitment Adverts, Alphabetically by Group Name

Place your group (or coalition) advert in alphabetical order by group name.

A - B

The Abandoned : Pro Survivor

The Alner Household : Pro Survivor

Annus Horribilis : PKer Group

The Brotherhood Of The Ninth Circle : Pro-genocide

The Burchell Arms Regulars : Pro-survivor

C-G

Cobra : PKer Group

A message from Cobra Commander: Greetings, citizens of Malton, for too long trench-tastic GI Joe forces have roamed the streets of Malton with impunity. All the while, in darkness Cobra has waited and prepared. Now is the time to rise up against the entrenched survivor. But, what can lonely you do to help save Malton? Speak to a Cobra recruiter! We are currently looking for both team-oriented and solo killers. All you need do is stop by the forum and start killing Joes. We are feral in nature, so you are welcome to see the city or stay in one spot. Roam with the group or strike out on your own, either way you have the full support of Cobra and all associated 'businesses.' All we ask is that you do your part to eliminate the threat to everyone, which is GI JOE. Following comprehensive Cobra training, including our new 'Actually hitting your fucking target' training, we will have you killing Joes in no time. The days when knowing was half the battle are over. Long live the days of pyramid schemes and global domination! COBRRRAAA!!! This message has been brought to you by the Arbco Furniture Company and Extensive Enterprises. -- Spiderzed█ 13:30, 12 April 2013 (BST)

CORAM : Survivor Group

Die überlegene : Pk'er

Dunell Hills Police Department : Survivor Group

The Dunell Hills Police Department is a group of like-minded individuals who work in the suburb of Dunell Hills and the suburbs surrounding the Hills. We heal survivors and revive the fallen, repair our six suburb Dunell Military Zone and combat both zombies and PKers. We actively oppose the largest zombie group, The Dead, doing what we can to contain their influence. If you want action and to fight those who wished to take over all of Malton and turn it's entire population into zombies, we are the group for you. Don't let the zeds occupy the city again. The DHPD is well organized with several squads: New recruits are assigned to Omega Squad. Alpha and Bravo Squads perform scouting, combat and repair duties. Dixie Squad coordinates reviving and healing Delta Squad actively opposes the PKer menace when it rears it's ugly head. Our active forum is used for coordinating the departments activities, but we're not all serious and such. We have forum sections for fiction, non-UD game coordination, and other general randomness, including the critically acclaimed comic "Coffee on the Left". If you are a survivor looking to help your fellow citizens while having a good time, visit the Dunell Hills Police Department forum and join up. Membership is open to every survivor, regardless of experience level. Overkill13 07:38, 7 May 2013 (BST)

Feral Undead : Zombie Group

Do you hate to be told what to do, when to do it and who to attack? But you still want the support of fellow zombies to... SEE! those barricades cracked open? HEAR! of the latest open buildings? TASTE! the sweet bouquet of levelling up? Then you have come to the right place. We like to find out what other hordes are attacking and wait in the shadows till it looks like dinner time. Let our stronger members break down barricades, so you can follow them in and eat your fill. To some we may seem like vultures, parasites even. But in the end, is that really a bad thing? Hell no. Because vultures are fucking cool. JOIN HERE 13:29, 12 April 2013 (BST)

Flowers of Decay: PKer Group

H - O

Jerden Rules Crowbank : All Inclusive Group! (But mostly PKers)

Knights Templar Survivor group

Into this city brimming with horror, Came noble warriors standing tall and with honour, A brave band of friends, Known to all as the Knights Templar! Living only to serve, and to help those in need, Taking their loyalty to the grave and beyond! ... We are Malton's Modern-Day Knights, Defenders of Kempsterbank and far further afield, loyal to all virtuous survivors in need of Sword, Shotgun or Succor! Living Maltonites who demonstrate the highest levels of integrity and chivalry are welcome to join our prestigious order, regardless of character class or level; and for those in need, we offer comprehensive training and guidance. Missions and quests are available for those steadfast sentinels wishing to remain in the Kempsterbank area, or for those courageous warriors who possess the desire to traverse our cursed yet wondrous city. Discover our long and rich history via our wiki page or contact us directly on our dedicated Discord server to learn more! ... Last updated 22:23, 28 October 2022 (UTC) Roddy Winters 04:06, 16 April 2013 (BST)

Malton College of Medicine : Survivor Group

Looking for an education? Malton College of Medicine prides itself on teaching newcomers to Malton how to survive a zombie apocalypse. We are based in St George's Hospital in Greentown, and offer support to survivors in Greentown, North Blythville, South Blythville, and Brooksville. We train all new players regardless of their specialty. Our staff are fun-loving, experienced survivors who will help you to gather the knowledge and skills of a veteran during your stay at MCM. So, what are you waiting for? Sign up here! 19:53, 19 September 2013 (BST)

Malton Department of Defense : Survivor Group

Malton Department of Defense "It's a hundred and six blocks to Ackland, we've got a full keg of beer, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." Spend sleepless nights wondering whether your safehouse cades will hold? Hoard take out your favorite NT? Wish you had some extra guns for that operation your group has been putting off? MDD is here to help! Our Motto: "Have gun, will travel.™" Oh, we're also recruiting. Want to get out and see the sights in Malton? Or just tired of refueling and rebarricading the same buildings over and over again? You could be in the MDD! Act now and we'll even throw in a free keg of beer!  Sign up at our Forum now!  A grand old adventure awaits! 04:31, 1 April 2013 (BST)

Malton Spies/Recruit : Survivor Group

Malton Taoist Temple : All Play Styles

Malton Taoist Temple Malton is a unique city where any person can, at different points in time, be survivor or zombie, alive, dead, or undead. This provides its denizens with a new opportunity to explore the nature of the Tao, of yin and yang, and of themselves. To this effect, the Malton Taoist Temple encourages all styles of play among both members and non-members, as long as one is willing to contemplate the wondrous state that is life, or unlife, in Malton. Currently at MTT: The meditation garden is open! Visit the MTT | Discuss the Way | Join the Temple | Meditation Garden Last updated 09:47, 6 November 2016 (UTC)

The Malton Zookeepers : Survivor Group

Join the Zookeepers! Malton's most maudlin mob of misanthropic miscreants is always looking for a few more good men, women, zombies, animals, robots, space aliens and time travelling nanites. Stop by our Discord for details on how to join. 04:06, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Militant Order of Barhah : Zombie

Militant Order of Barhah The Militant Order of Barhah is one of the major Zombie hordes in Malton and is dedicated to the principles of Barhah Fundamentalism. A nomadic horde that spreads Barhah throughout the city, the MOB welcomes all zambahz who have embraced Barhah within their hearts. As a focused horde with several strike times, the MOB excels at breaking into and eating harman strongholds. A few snapshots of our assaults can be seen here. The MOB enjoys nurturing young zambahz (known as babahz) providing both an encouraging atmosphere & nourishment on the bloody & brainz filled road to becoming adult zambahz. Our kind of player is a thinking one; one that wants to see exciting projects and high-profile assaults on UD, and attracted to a strong, cohesive team with a great esprit du corps. If you feel you would like to give us a try, then we'd like to cordially invite you to join the MOB, embrace BARHAH! 23:31, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

The Nurglings : Zombie

The Nurglings are looking for a few good zeds. We are a Zombie Group that likes to dine in Vinetown, in the southeast corner of dear old Malton. We currently have about 25 active members and another 10 that are less active. We also have zombie allies from the Tyrant's Legion. If you would like to join us or want to bring your zombie group to help us in Vinetown, drop an email to grinatcha@yahoo.com or leave a note on our Talk:The Nurglings page here in the Wiki. Our group name is The Nurglings. See the Game stats and also our introductory group bling, The_Nurglings_Medals. No zergers or multiuse abusers, please. When there are too many harmanz, a zombie just needs a helping horde! Slow and Purposeful 18:49, 13 May 2013 (BST)}}

NWO :All Play Styles

New World Order Taking over Malton Forum IRC/Chatroom — CyberOpposition 05:15, 19 April 2013 (BST)

Organization XIII : Death Cultist/Life Cultist/Player Killer/Survivor/Zombie Group

P - Z

The Philosophe Knights : Player Killer

The Philosophe Knights The Philosophe Knights are a group of educated survivors who have taken it upon themselves to eliminate the threat of ignorance in Malton. The Order has a rich tradition and long history of executing the ignorant and other enemies of knowledge. The Knights are currently recruiting any intellectual willing to join their noble cause. See the Philosophe Knights wiki page for more information, as well as for a list of those that have been educated. "No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding." - Plato "Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil." - Plato Entry into the Knights is conducted via trial by jury. Applicants may begin the application process at any time, but be certain that you are prepared for what will come. 17:11, 7 December 2015 (UTC) 14:26, 14 April 2013 (BST)

The Ridleybank Resistance Front : Zombie Group/Death Cultist

Join us on the Ridleybank Resistance Front Discord server Team GMT EST PST AEDT AU10 19:00 14:00 11:00 06:00 Constables 00:30 19:30 16:30 11:30 GC ??:?? ??:?? ??:?? ??:?? The Ridleybank Resistance Front wants you! Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side? Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports? Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for! We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat. Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the Department of Homeland Security, and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - Auxunit 10 and The Constables. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The Gore Corps, THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use. And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harmanz - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and play! --00:42, 12 May 2013 (UTC)

Soldiers of Crossman : Survivor Group

Area of Operations Rising from the ashes of two historical groups, the Soldiers of Crossman have thrived in the volatile Northwest of Malton, becoming one of the longest-lasting, premier groups in the game. Our friends know us for our loyalty, good humor, and dedication. Our enemies know us for our strength, determination, and tenacity. The Northwest was once a proud bastion of humanity in the zombie apocalypse, standing firm when all else crumbled around it. We intend to bring that back by uniting all of the survivors in the Northwest, not only in the fight against our common enemy, but also in our struggle to rebuild that which has been taken from us. Join us on our mission: To unite the Northwest and take back what is ours. Home Talk Recruitment Hierarchy Resources History Forum Last updated: 03:25, 3 November 2024 (UTC)

Category Listings

Recruitment pages are listed below in order by type. To include your recruitment advert in this list, put the following on "template" page, where TYPE is your groups type: <noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude>