User:Secruss/Part Two

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Killerwhale.jpg Killer Whales
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
Spartacus.jpg I'm Spartacus
Secruss claims to be Spartacus.
Zergrushkekekekeke.gif ZERG RUSH!!! KEKEKEKEKE
This user or group zergs.
Ubpicon2.GIF Non-Barricading Policy
Secruss complies with the Non Barricading Policy.
Mudkips.jpg u herd rite...
dis user leiks mudkips
TZHSUCKS.JPG Team Zombie Hardcore
Team Zombie Hardcore: Blythville!.
Stalker.jpg Quit Following Me!
This user thinks their wiki contributions are being stalked by ObiFireFighter.
TomatoesGross.jpg Tomatoes
Slimy, tasteless, and gross.
Dicerolling copy.jpg Random Revivification
This user or group supports random revivification, and just might be hoping for one right now.
CPR.png CPR supporter
This user or group supports the use of CPR on the living-impaired.
Mpd.png Report Me!
This user is an evil PKer. To punish me: report my kills on the Rogues Gallery!
Lame.jpg Terrible Role Playing
Life Cultists are terrible RPers. Zombies are never, ever helpful to the living.
CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
414px-Bronson 1973.jpg Great Hair
Charles Bronson had amazing hair. His hair would've kicked your hair's ass.
RAF Private.jpg Private
This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
Mwmicon.gif Mistakes Were Made
This User reads Mistakes Were Made
Zombie Pitneybank Seige.jpg Battle of Giddings
This user or group was among the dead that fought in the Battle of Giddings and conquered the building after a month long siege.
This user supports PKer rights!
Giddings Pker Seige.jpg Battle of Giddings
This user or group was among the murderers that killed unmercifully while the Battle of Giddings raged on.

Lumber-mall-logo.jpg Lumber Mall Ruiner
Secruss took part in the ruining of the Lumber Mall on February 1st, 2008.


Dopefish Lives.jpg Swim swim hungry!
This user belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry.
Burns.jpg I will club them and eat their bones!
People see this user as something of an Ogre.
Shotgun.jpg Right to bear arms
This user supports the Second Amendment.

Mickey mouse.jpg Oh-Ho!
This user loves Zombie Mickey Mouse! Since he's the prophet of Zombie Jesus!
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
TUMBLEWEED-aikido-river'n-stuff.gif Supporter of No Tactics
I have no clue what I'm doing.
Malton Domination
This user or group supports Extinction and its plan for Malton Domination.
Fine Arts1.jpg Fine Art of Malton
This user is a Fine Art of Malton supporter.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Secruss thinks that Malton is in New England. Or perhaps the UK..
Extravaganza.jpg Death to FireMarshallBill!
This user is celebrating the day FMB quits urbandead.
My Name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Goliath.gif The Terrans
This user is going to drop Marine rush you!
Pluto.jpg 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
This user or group remembers Pluto.
Copyright Violation!
You have loaded an image which is not cited and is in violation of copyright law! Please either get permission to use the image and correctly cite the source or remove the image.

Cat.jpg Cats
This user loves cats.
American Idol.jpg American Idol
Secruss believe(s) Dio is the next American Idol.
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
GoldInBasketCropped.jpg Gold in the Basket
This user resolved the situation by putting the gold in the basket.
Diamonds.JPG Diamonds!
This user thinks diamonds are shiny.
Mays.jpg Billy Mays

Billy Mays here with an amazing product!

But wait, there's more!

Here's how to order!

Fortress.jpg Defender of Fort Creedy
This user really likes Fort Creedy and makes sure it stays in human hands.
Airborne01.jpg Airborne, All The Way
This User is a Paratrooper and jumps out of planes and shit
Medical-Products.jpg 'This User Has PZTSD'
This User Suffers From Post Zombie Traumatic Stress Disorder, and is currently off his Medication
Sawed-off-Boomstick.jpg Shotgun
Secruss is murderous with the "Boom-Stick".
Brain.gif 'Wiki Quiz Master'
This User is a member of The Wiki Quiz Masters
Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
Need help? Just ask.
WikiPatrol.png Project Wiki Patrol Member
Dedicated to maintaining the wiki.
Evil sockpuppet.jpg Death to the Sockpuppets!
Secruss thinks all sockpuppets are inherently evil, and that they should be killed with fire.
Communist Party.png A Dirty Commie
This user thinks you are likely a Dirty Red if you disagree with him
Crushashate.png Crush Ashate!!
This user wants to crush Ashate, and all of her ilk on Brainstock!
Jeff Jarrett.jpg Slapnuts
This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
Tetris.jpg Tetris Addict
This user is addicted to Tetris.
Newfireaxe.jpg Axe Crazy
This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
Heartmath.png Math fun
This user thinks that math is awesome.

This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.
Dogturd.jpg This user > poo
Secruss claims to be better than crap.
Izzard.jpg Cake or Death?
this user has been known to visit the latest show at Club Izzard [86,64]
Blacksmurf.jpg Gnap! Gnap!
This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!


SatanLawyer.jpg Blood Sucking Lawyers
This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
Rotters-Relief-logo.png What a Relief!
Dead Animal appreciates the relief of a revive, so jab away, even if you're a combat reviver.
RonBurgundyTemplate.jpg I'm Ron Burgundy?
This user isn't sure if he claims to be Ron Burgundy.
Computer obsession.jpg Obsession
This user spends too much time online, and needs to get a life.
Piano.jpg Music Lover
This user likes music.
This user is hooked on Urban Dead
FireExit.jpg Directions To Exit
Always follow the arrows when in doubt of where to go.
Gant2.jpg Didn't we make ourselves clear?
Remember kids: Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, YOU ARE DEAD
Firingsquad.jpg Firing Squad
Secruss enjoys slaughtering the enemies of the PKA..
Vandalism.gif IT NEVER ENDS!
This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
Bah.gif Mob Rulz!
This user is proud to be one of the mindless herd that inhabits the Suggestions page.
Burnthewitch.jpg Here, take my soap!
This user witnessed a witch hunt, and suggests soap and water would be a better alternative than pitchforks and torches, for the unwashed masses.
Fuck you.png Oh yea? Well Fuck you!
This User knows many creative and unique comebacks.
Arms.gif Malton Coat of Arms
This user honors the Malton Coat of Arms.
Hatz.jpg MOAR HATZ
This user thinks that hats are cool and wants to see every known type of hat in the world in Urban Dead.
Zeppelin.jpg Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW!
This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton.
Zlad.jpg Nifty
This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty.
Keyhole2.jpg Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
Kiwi bird.jpg Loves Kiwis
This user loves kiwis and is probably off on his ranch raising whole flocks of the things.
Cute-sign.jpg What's that thing?
This user loves showing off their junk, and coercing others to do the same.
Force.gif USE THE FORCE!
This user only uses their powers for good,
and for tipping over small babies.

*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*

Count123.png Will you please?
This user is barely old enough to use the potty by themselves, much less edit the wiki coherently.
Idiot.gif I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
ZombieJesus.jpg Bra!z Zambah G-zaz!
This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory.
Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!
Dawn zomb2.jpg Dont do it.
Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.
Bsfa98.JPG War On Sheep
This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!
Idiot.jpg Don't even think about it!
Don't touch my user page or else!!!
Zombiejz9.JPG What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.
Top News from the city of Malton
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Column Protesters Protesting, From the Other Side, by Jack Ebbutt
News/Story the testimonial of the last man alive at the fall of fort creedy, Edited by Harvey Levin
News/Interview A short interview with Alpharius of the Gibsonton Nationals, By Les Nessman
News/Story The Day the Love Died...Wedding crashed in Brooke Hills, from the associated press
More news from the BBC


Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Mudkipz.jpg mudkipz
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
Brainz.gif The Second Big Bash!
This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.
CGR.jpg Welcome to the Resistance!
Creedy Guerrilla Raiders. Where everybody's an insurgent.
The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!
Brains with captions.jpg Brain Rot
One of this user's characters has brain rot and/or supports those select few who do have brain rot.
Cowtipper.jpg Cow Tipper
This user is a Cow tipper and treats marked revive points as they would a cattle ranch. They particularly enjoy shooting zombie-cows with their buddies.
Template created by Tohrurokuno 9 Jan 08 Friends Don't Let Friends Zerg
This user and/or group is opposed to the use of Zergs and multiple character abuse, and reserve the right to publicly humiliate those who do.
Brainz.gif maarh harman bra!nz ahr har!!
This user or group is a fan of feasting on harman bra!nz, and wants more opened.
Qsg-on-tour-route.jpg On Tour
This user is touring with the QSG, since they like the road less traveled by.

And traveling is fun.

Gin.jpg Gin
This user loves Gin, not the alcohol...
Kenpachi.jpg KFC
This user loves to eat at Kenpachi Fried Chicken, who needs McZeds anyways.
ED!.jpg Shocked
This user is extremely shocked by how stupid some people act.
Crufix.jpg Crucifixes!!!
This user thinks that crucifixes should have some sort of use in the game, like being able to power a generator being able to throw them at other players.
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Cornhuskers.png Nebraska
This user supports the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and thinks one day they will rule the world college football.
Grimsqueaker.gif Grim s
This User thinks that Grim s is the greatest mod ever.
Killer.jpg Player Killer
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

PulpFiction.jpg In English Next Time
Rickrolled.gif RickRolled!
This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.

The Ridleybank Resistance Front
RRF Wiki HomeRRF Discord Server
Department of Homeland SecurityAuxunit 10
Gore CorpsTeam AmericaThe Constables
Librarian small.jpg Free Information
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free.

Spartan helmet.jpg Spartans
This user or group supports the Spartans.
Dawn dead.gif Salt The Land
This user supports the Salt the Land policy.
GTcrush.jpg Gina Semple
This user has a crush on Gina Semple.
Av1812zu3.jpg Ashate
This user has a crush on Ashate, teh hottest wimmenz on Brainstock!.
TheOpportunists s.png The Opportunists
This user or group supports opportunistic behavior.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
Secruss has killed not a terrible huge number of zombies.
Liberty Dam.jpg Supporter of Dam Tactics
I stand against.
800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Capitalism
This user likes money.
Hamster gun.jpg Hamster
Hamsters will defeat the zombie menace. All hail our furry Hamster overlord
Smiley.jpg Popularity
This user is ranked extremely low on the most-linked to pages list!
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user supports the Sacred Ground Policy.
Monopoly.jpg Mr. Monopoly
I believe that Board Walk deserves a Hotel.
Dawn zomb2.jpg Dont do it.
Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win.
Soap.jpg Oh, the drama!
This issue should be a soap opera!
Segal.jpg Seagal > Norris
This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.
Zombie osterichs.jpg RUN!
Zombie Ostrichs are out to get us!!
X-Files.gif The X-Files
This User believes that the truth is out there.
Calendar.jpg Calendar
Today is Friday, 13 Dec 2019
Digital Clock.jpg Clock
The time is currently 13:00 based on server time.
Banana.gif Real Gamer is an Asshole
This user or group thinks Real Gamer is an asshole and believes he needs a banana up his ass.
Cemetery stones 2.jpg PK Count
Secruss has PKed like a thousand incredibly stupid people.
This user or group is associated with The PKer Alliance
Darisflag1.PNG One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
This user supports DARIS's Declaration of Independence
HydraDefense.jpg Cut Off My Head, I Dare You!
This user or group supports the Hydra Defense in order to stamp out PKing in Malton.
Cybelesdaughters.jpg Where Are The Women?
This user or group supports Cybele's Children and agrees that there should be more female characters in Malton.
Generator.JPG Slaves Of The Mistress Technology Policy
Our human slaves destroy all mechanical devices that are found "abandoned". Immortals destroy anything living, or mechanical that displeases them.
Bbc.jpg BBC Supporter
This user or group has a Non Aggression Pact with the British Broadcasting Corporation, and therefore believes in superior programming and pays their license fees.
Pubcrawl.gif "I swear to drunk officer! I'm not God!"
This user or group did the watermelon crawl, bar hop, and pub shuffle across Malton in 2007 with a bunch of inebreated murderers and got totally hammered.
Dawn dead.gif The Apocalypse Horde
"Claws and teeth don't need reloading, and you can always find them when you get up."
Banana peeled.png Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter
This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.

This User or Group is associated with The PKer Alliance.
Izumi Orimoto.jpg Izumi Orimoto
This user believes that Izumi Orimoto is a wannabe otaku and is the biggest retard in the history of the wiki and should just leave. She is probably a 300 lb fat chick who couldn't get laid (assuming he/she isn't a transvestite). She also watches little kiddie shows like Digimon.
Giza-pyramids.jpg Way Too Long ChinaGreatWall.gif
This is a very big and very long article. It deserves at least one template. You know... For Fung Shui.
Pchild.jpg N00b Killer
This user or group hates n00bs, people who lack basic spelling, and people who just lack common sense.
151 Silent Night Slaughter
Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! This user or group caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!!
Biohazard.gif Salt The Land
This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible.
DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.
Ubpicon2.GIF Non-Barricading Policy
This user or group complies with the Non Barricading Policy, which states that all buildings shall be barricade-free, ruined, and un-lit.
Banana.gif Real Gamer is an Asshole
This user or group believes that Real Gamer is a n00b, a loser, an asshole, as well as a host of unspeakable things.

He deserves to die by being stuffed with bananas in his ass. Or worse...

Obi-wankenobi.jpg The Player Killer Alliance
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Lowhpcop.PNG Low HP Survivors
PKer Crack
Fortcreedyruined.PNG Destroyer Of Hope
Secruss had a hand in the First Ruining of Fort Creedy since Kevan fixed the forts. 'Twas a great day. Survivors screamed, zombies feasted, and murderers bathed in the blood of the innocent. Barhah! Praise be to Zeko!
Gasmask.jpg Gibsonton Nationals
This user or group acknowledges the Gibsonton Nationals as the crusaders for Gibsonton and its liberators.

Viva Gibsonton! Queen of Malton! Death to the Imperialists!

Headlessgunner.jpg Genuine Murderer
"PKers don't sip tea with DEM by day and frag them with a happy little laugh by night. We kick their asses, take their names, and promise them more in return if they give us any further shit. We're not here to be nice guys who are a thorn in the side of the establishment." -Headless Gunner
RRFhead.JPG Ridleybank Resistance Front
Secruss is part of the glorious Ridleybank Resistance Front and has defended the homeland, conquered its enemies, and spread Barhah.
Dohs-200.jpg Department of Homeland Security
Secruss is a member of the Department of Homeland Security and part of the reason why Ridleybank is the safest place for zombies to raise their families (from the dead).
Desertedisland.jpg Island Vacationer
Secruss has either taken an authentic and relaxing vacation on one of Malton's fifteen islands or been castaway there and forced into an authentic and mind numbing solitude.
Stalin victory.jpg Joseph Stalin: 1878-1953
Stalin: Superior to Lenin, crueler than Hitler, absolute despot of the USSR, Time's "Man of the Year" twice, mentor and architect to communists, and the unmatched murderer of all human history.
Gold in basket.jpg Gold in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if Amazing does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
FMBwikishield.jpg Fire Marshall Bill
Fire Marshall Bill: Officer of the DEM, founder of the MCDU, bounty hunter, and admitted spy and zerger.
Gladiatorial Arena.jpg Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.
Benzin2hq9.gif Rebel Yell
Secruss resists the invader in the name of freedom.

Odds be damned! Wolverines!!!

Zombie bunny.jpg Extra Day of Death
Secruss leapt into March at Clapton Stadium and Pole Mall in West Grayside during the Leap Year Massacre of the PKA on February 29th, 2008.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
214px-Jacksondk2.jpg Guitarist
Secruss shreds heavy, thrash, and death metal on a Jackson.
Diablopentagram.gif Satanic
This user thinks that Ave is a satanist.
Beholder-june.gif Like Use These Super Awesome Templates
Use my templates or be pestered by flying pumpkins from hell!!!
Emln.png Malton Army of National Liberation
Secruss believes in a Malton free of oppression and eveloped in freedom. Obliterate the corrupt goverment pigs!
Popcorn.jpg Popcorn
This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses.
Monroeville-duke.png Monroeville February 25th, 2008-???
This user or group struggles for existence in Monroeville.
Maddoxbook.gif The Best Page In The Universe
Secruss acknowledges Maddox as the paragon of manliness.

Yeah... That's about it. Oh wait... There's Part Three...

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