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Siege the Dead...

If anyone logs in before Lach gets back, and finds themself a Zed, attack any standing zeds inside Nichols or any active hostiles outside it. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:48, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Head Count for 18:27, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Put your designation (human/zombie/corpse) and location (GPS) below, with your sig attached. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:27, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Zombie - 59, 54 --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:27, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Human - the Herbert Building (68,54) - Reporting for duty Sir! -- 19:15, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Human - the Herbert Building (68,54) --♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 19:38, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Funky Zombie - 59,54 (Anstruther Alley) --Skitchipoo 22:52, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Whoah whoah whoah whoah, that's TOTALLY my department. [grumbles...funkily?] --Andre Aloisius 04:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Stinky Zombie- 59-54 (Anthruther Alley) --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 23:06, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• If someone can give me a revive, I will head over to Herman and assist in cading etc. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:10, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

• Alive folks are who are active. What is the status of Herman? Turpin? Etc.? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:12, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Human - Pashenton, some school, [76-16]. Just found a knife to get some xp with in the next few days (finally!) --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 00:20, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Human - Roftwood - Hildebrand Mall Upper Left Corner - [66,55] --Andre Aloisius 04:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Zombie - Stanury Village - heading to yatagon cause trouble till a GC member revives me there.--       20:46, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Good Evening

JAK Gladney has decided to come and join the Ghetto Cow cause. He'll be nearby tomorrow morning and in need of a revive. Murray Jay Suskind 04:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Ignore the fact that JAK Gladney only has zombie skills, he's cool with me.--Lachryma^☭ 04:17, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Woo! Someone famous is in our group! :D (or at least his OOC-controller, anyway). I'd reciprocate, but unfortunately Huey Long's already found himself a good home, and I don't have the monely to donate to remove the IP limit on any of my characters (or a way to get that money to Kevan, unless he accepts postage...) --Specialist290^♠ 21:59, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Feth, My Eyes!

Can we change the color of the text in the "Current Ops" section to something a little darker? Lime green isn't exactly the easiest thing to read against a white background, and I already have glasses. --Specialist290^♠ 22:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Nichols

Has been targeted by the mall tour. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 19:47, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Finally, I've been getting bored reviving people. I wonder where they will attack first? *cough* Went NT *cough* -- 23:12, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I doubt it. The last couple ones they've got straight for the mall.--Lachryma^☭ 23:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, they will get there eventually. The trend seems to be: ransack the mall, ransack the NTs, ransack other resource buildings, and then ransack some random places. Survivor Snack Zone, hilarious. :P -- 23:25, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to get an honorable mention on their page, so let's skip the "ransack the mall" step, okay?--Lachryma^☭ 23:55, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to skip all the steps. -- 00:01, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

And take a look at this. They didn't even mention our group's name!!! -- 00:05, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's fixed. Hey, speaking of revives, would you mind giving me a needle? Pretty please?--Lachryma^☭ 00:10, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I would give you a revive, but I'm out of AP. How does tomorrow sound? -- 00:12, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Hopefully I'll be up-and-at-'em by tomorrow, but if not, that would be lovely!--Lachryma^☭ 00:15, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, sorry for not mentioning you guys. ~DreadHeadDead

These walking meatpops are dumber than a sack of bricks. I just used 49 ap to barricade, and it woulda been all 50 but I used one to plead with the feth-tards around me to barricade before killing the zombies already inside. Baaaah. Please pardon my cynicism, but I'll be very surprised if this lasts a week. :p --Andre Aloisius 03:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

I have faith in survivor-kind. Obviously all the morons play at the same time as you!--Lachryma^☭ 03:44, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Hm, I can't tell if that's an insult or not. Wait, does that, in itself, make me a moron? --Andre Aloisius 03:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

No, you just have horrible luck or you're a moron magnet.--Lachryma^☭ 04:15, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

If Nichols starts to fall, shout out "Overrun by Horde, Safe House Immediately Threatened" or for short O.H.S.H.I.T. -- 03:52, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Make something with 'feth'!--Lachryma^☭ 04:15, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Fething Undead Czarina Killers! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 23:31, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry guys, but it will be a little while until my alt gets to where you guys are. He's still stuck on lvl 1.. sigh. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 04:42, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry, we have all the time in the world...--Lachryma^☭ 04:44, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Well I was killed in nichols yesterday so im inside the mall with the 7 zombies and infecting random people just to cause trouble so if you can manage id rather be killed by a GC member than another surviver or even better you could combat revive me lol. Ill be Back in one form or another to shop wether you survivors like it or not!--       01:06, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Heya!

How are we all? --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 00:31, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Fantastically Well; I am certainly not fine, by far. But you could say I'm close to spectacular. So hm, I'm just gonna jump right in and ask it - you're in Red Rum, right? What's up with that? I'm not really sure what I'm asking here, it's just, ya know, wowzers. --Andre Aloisius 05:37, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Dux isn't in Red Rum. Lay off the LSD, man.--Lachryma^☭ 05:38, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Why yes... yes I am Red Rum. Don't worry though - I only treat it as a past time, and an excuse to get rid of certain targets. I don't kill most types of people on principal. Indiscriminant killing is sooo last year! Consider it vigilante justice. And I have not PK'ed in a while. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 08:47, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

"I am Red Rum" You are the entire group?! But see, he isn't really in there...he's just a twisted, rat-eating vigilante!--Lachryma^☭ 14:32, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Indeed! However, that is DuxDucis, my main alt. My other, Dux Alleius who is joining your fine establishment, is not - he is only a lvl1 scientist, perfectly incapable of killing even a Mrh? Cow... --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 19:41, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Cooooool. I was just curious more than anything else. And also there had just been a poll about how people felt about PKers, which I had thought was pretty random, and then you joined and I was thinking maybe that's why the poll existed. Aaaanyways, yeah, huzzah for you! --Andre Aloisius 02:28, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

No, that was just Ev933n being random...unless him and Dux have been conspiring for days before this!--Lachryma^☭ 02:55, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

'Ello. Welcome to Ghetto Cow, Dux :) --Specialist290^♠ 21:40, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Hola. welcome--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 07:28, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm not really ready to trust you yet, after you guys viciously attacked the DHPD at caiger... I think you killed me once, actually. -_- Hopefully you won't Pk with ghetto cow, if you want to eat harmanz, do it on Ghetto cow/zach. Or not, I really don't care. -Nibiletz 10:13, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, dude read above what I posted. I'm in Red Rum more as an excuse to 'take care' of people who are enemies of my groups, or for kicks.I never have killed in the name of Red Rum either, mainly for the SSZ. And my character joining Ghetto Cow will not be PKing. He can't physically kill anybody right now! He's a lvl 1 scientist! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 10:29, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I got punched to death by a lvl 1 scientist. It was the most humiliating moment of my UD career. But we can trust Dux. Jeebus, guys. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 10:53, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm willing to trust him too. He seems like a nice guy. --Specialist290^♠ 21:51, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Dux's main alt did PK one of my alts (for no discernable reason to me) within the last month. That is the reason for the question/poll. Dux as a Player is fine. Dux's alt is fine. Just that his main alt was part of whatever group he wanted us to ally with. I was making certain that I knew what the opinion on PKers was so that I could give my opinion on why we should/shouldn't be allied with PKing groups (or groups that include PKers). As noted in both the wiki poll and the mailing list poll, I myself don't care about PKing. I just don't want to withold info from my group. If I haven't said it, welcome to Ghetto Cow, Dux. Hope you enjoy roaming with us. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 02:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Turning Ridleybank into Gigglybank!

So, whatta y'all think about barricading the crap outta Ridleybank, seeing as how the RRF pretty much hates that? Like, not staying in any of them necessarily, but just clearing the ones with one or two zombies and then barricading 'em? Or even just lightly barricading everything we can, just for laughs. Ooooor do we have another plan being formulated? --Andre Aloisius 16:08, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

I've been patiently waiting for the Mall Tour to show up, but apparently they wandered down south or something...anyway, somebody's been reading up on the Gingerbread Men, haven't you?!--Lachryma^☭ 18:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Wow, actually, I hadn't seen that. But I like their style! --Andre Aloisius 05:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes! YES YES!! OMFGZORZ YES! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:27, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Yay! --Andre Aloisius 05:11, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

burb

Did anyone else notice the wikiburb at approx 330GMT? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 15:57, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Somebody Warn Caesar!

I think there's gonna be another mass PKing event on the 15th of March - no idea where yet, though. Was just perusing the recent changes page and came across this. --Andre Aloisius 05:54, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Revives in the 'Bank

I say we set up the Clementia Monument as a temporary RP for our group. There's 2 NTs within spitting distance (Blackmore (which we probably won't be using much for a while) and the Greenhow Building, Roftwood (3S, 4W)). What say you? --Specialist290^♠ 20:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I think not. Just shamble to Anstruther Alley, we don't want to overburden Greenhow, and we should be sticking close to Nichols, in case the mall tour shows up out of nowhere.--Lachryma^☭ 23:21, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

[Grumbles quite a lot] Watch out for this punk. He hit me with a headshot at a CLEARLY MARKED revive point. Lach, Skitch and Che are on the ground there too, dunno if y'all were lucky enough to get a revive, but I saw that he had gunned down someone else right before me. Rar. I's mad. --Andre Aloisius 04:30, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

That one getting headshoted right before you was me, sometimes that happens, between the shotgun ninjas and the XP freaks you could get headshoted even in a cementery--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 23:22, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Operation: Zulu Cocktail Hour

2! 4! 6! 8! Who do we appreciate?! ...Seriously, who? WHERE'Z ZA ZOMBIES!? Oh well. Dibbings is up to EHB, anything need doin' that I can do with my paltry remnant of AP? (Also, sidenote: 2! 4! 6! 8! = 3,135,283,200. BOOYAH FOR MATH!) --Andre Aloisius 00:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

I declare this a success....except St. Simon needs some fuel.--Lachryma^☭ 00:36, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

You are standing outside St Simon's Hospital, a four-storey yellow-stone building flanked by trees. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.

Somebody has spraypainted Ghetto Cow is setting up shop! onto a wall.

More like Zulu Cocktail OW!! Mrh? We all be dead! --Andre Aloisius 19:48, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

At least the 3 of us are, hope slayer and skit had better luck--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 20:42, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Skitch is dead, for the moment...Well, that's mostly what I expected...Welcome to the 'bank!--Lachryma^☭ 23:21, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Who the fuck?

Who the fuck is ablesentinel --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 02:53, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Why do you ask?--Lachryma^☭ 02:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Never mind, I get it now. Anyone in GC with some sort of 'ablesentinel' email address?--Lachryma^☭ 03:27, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Fucking newbs (him, not you guys... I love you guys!)... Ablesentinel there is his profile. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:09, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

The email in question: (by: Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC))

>>I am the great and infamous AbleSentinel.

Okay.

>>But who said I wanted to join your group? Maybe I just wanna play with the rats. Or I'm a spy.

We have a page for that. here

>>Or possibly, I just wanna hang out with the cool kids for once.

So, leave ZD.

Forum

Ran this by Lach and she said to run it by you guys, so that's what I'm doing now.

Anyway, a friend and I have a forum (don't be alarmed at the anime content, you'll be under no obligation to post in that section) that we've had up for a year now. As the group might need a place for secure discussions (other than the mailing list, which is restricted to Yahoo! users) and our forum definitely could use more traffic, I'm offering to put together a secure subforum that will be invisible to all users other than yourself. (You'll have to PM me when you join so I can give you the password and let you see the forum; I'll let Lach determine the PW if / when we decide to do this.) There's also other benefits for you guys, such as discussion forums for various topics; sections for forum wordgames, RPGs, and roleplays; and a Spam forum where you can be random and off-the-wall to your heart's content (within the constraints of the forum rules, of course ;) ).

Even if we don't decide to go w/ this as the official forum for Ghetto Cow, you're still invited to check it out anyway. I'll let you guys bounce the idea around for a couple of days. --Specialist290^♠ 00:13, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

And let it be known, everybody, that I like in-character stuff on forums, so that's probably what I'll encourage there. And if you like in-character stuff too, and can't wait for our own forum, check out the NMC forums. Oh, and I give my blessing to this idea, of course.--Lachryma^☭ 00:18, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm definitely not against this, but I like the wiki a hunk of a lot, too, 'cus it's pretty much all in one place so my lazy butt doesn't have to go to another site. Still, I'm definitely not against it. --Andre Aloisius 00:28, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm not trying to get people to abandon the Wiki like rats fleeing a sinking ship, just trying to let you guys have a place where you can plan out any super-secret ninja commando operations that you may want to do in the future (and also as a fallback just in case the Wiki were to go down or be attacked by flying cybermonkeys or something). Of course I can't be accused of having entirely altruistic motives, since I also want more people posting on my board ;) --Specialist290^♠ 00:35, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Ha! So not only is the ship sinking, the rats are already dying! Oh cruel fate! --Andre Aloisius 00:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Eh... Mixed metaphor :p Thanks for catching that. --Specialist290^♠ 01:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Me not good at checking forums. Forums are good for IC chat and secret messages. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 15:47, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I always forget to check the Yahoo! forums. But if you were to make the forum, I would suggest somehow implementing a "new secret messages" thing on the front of the Ghetto Cow page to signify that there are new posts. That way, it would remind us to check out the forum and it would be an incredibly easy click to get over there. I don't know how to do it, but maybe somebody does? --Skitchipoo 17:42, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Skitch is right. Lach, can I start leaving a message atop our main page? Like just under the revive note, and just above our tactics? I will leave it there for a week, then delete it. Presumably, Spec could do the same thing? It could look like...

There are new super-secret GC messages at the forum.

OR

There are new super-secret GC messages at the mailing list.

What do you think, Lach? Also, Specialist! Make the forum. If no one uses it, delete it. I am not gonna join the forum till the board exists. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:37, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Blah blah, so much noise...anyway, people want the forum, so they'll get the forum. And if at least 10 members get registered on our top-secret, loose-lips-sink-ships forum, then yes, Ev933n, you can show off that there's new secret stuff. I just don't want our casual members to be out of the loop, so the wiki page will be used for all plan announcements and the such.--Lachryma^☭ 20:53, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

I'lll make it here in a minute, once I finish my UD turns. It shouldn't take too long. (BTW Lach, PM me the password when you join. Anyone else, PM me after you register and I'll make it visible to you. Also, if you get involved elsewhere on the forum, like say an RPG or two, you won't need a daily reminder to check it ;) , but I'm not going to pressure anyone into anything.) --Specialist290^♠ 22:05, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

It's up. I haven't been able to make it fully invisible to non-members of Ghetto Cow, but it's invisible to guests (meaning you won't see it until you register or log in), and it'll be password protected once Lach gets over and gives me a PW to use. Cheers, and don't forget to introduce yourselves to the regulars--they get kinda suspicious of people who only register and never post (or at least not in the public eye). --Specialist290^♠ 22:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Errrrm...?

So I was looking over our allies section; The Hellfighters are allied with Red Rum. Am I the only one that finds that weird? I mean granted I have no idea about context and what not, but they are a pretty big PKer group, right? Any thoughts, anyone? --Andre Aloisius 07:26, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, that's one PKer group that won't be attacking us. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:33, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Or rather, that's one PK group that won't be attacking them. I dunno, Red Rum is big enough that even if we were allied directly with them I dunno if I'd consider myself safe, much less a second generation alignment. And it's not that I don't think we should be allied with the Hellfighters, I'm really just expressing wonderment, I suppose. --Andre Aloisius 08:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Or, maybe Red Rum mistakenly though the Hellfighters were a PK group. Take a look at the page. They don't look like PKers.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 08:26, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

The Hellfighters were just a regular survivor group who wanted to work with the Knights Templar...but they acted all high and mighty, thus pissing off the Knights and starting some dumb wiki-drama. After I fixed the whole thing, the Hellfighters decided they'd be PKers to 'fight the man' or something...but with the recent resurgence of zombie numbers, the Hellfighters have been good little survivors.--Lachryma^☭ 18:01, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Mystery: Solved! Jenkies, who knew it was old man Johnson the whole time! --Andre Aloisius 19:59, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Elementary, my dear Watson.--Lachryma^☭ 20:02, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Holy crap, was Scooby-Doo Sherlock Holmes' dog?! And does that make him a time-traveler? Or is Shaggy really like Sherlock Holmes III and just not telling anyone?! --Andre Aloisius 20:08, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Or maybe it all has something to do with the Grassy Knoll!--Lachryma^☭ 20:13, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

OMG SCRAPPY DOO WAS THE SECOND SHOOTER. --Andre Aloisius 20:14, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

It's the zombie apocalypse, so you have to say "ZOMG" or "ZOMFG". Anyway, based on that last bit on insanity, I encourage you to add to The Search for Penelope.--Lachryma^☭ 20:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Template & Tables Question

PREQUEL! --Andre Aloisius 07:29, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

So I put this down at the bottom of the page, which was a mistake, so I'm reposting it up here. --Andre Aloisius 22:23, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Is it possible to do a table inside a table, or does that pretty much only work when the inside table is already a template?

(Does that make sense?) --Andre Aloisius 06:55, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Paging somebody who knows code stuff...--Lachryma^☭ 22:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

I think I have this more or less figured out. THE END! --Andre Aloisius 07:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

EPILOUGE! --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:27, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

The Next Step

Well, Dulston's fethed, and I don't really feel like following the Mall Tour around anymore...so, we could wait to see which mall they pick next, then trek over there, or we could do something different...help out in Ridleybank or something. Any ideas?--Lachryma^☭ 23:06, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Well count me in to take back your flag, or one of the fallen malls--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 00:19, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I want my flag back from Blackmore. That'd be pretty cool...GC/Zach would have to wander off, but that's no big deal. We could tag along with the Mall Tour! Anyway, anyone else wanna head back to the 'bank?--Lachryma^☭ 00:28, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeeeeeah! GC was all up in da Bank's bidness when I first hit ya'll up, so we should fo sho jonze back our house! --Skitchipoo 01:14, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Yo, respect. Good times in da 'bank, neva gonna forget dem!--Lachryma^☭ 01:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

I am still looking for our newest recruit. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 01:14, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

And who, pray tell, is that? And why can't they just tell you their location? Unless...don't tell me you recruited a UD-playing rat?!--Lachryma^☭ 01:17, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

The 'bank is currently kind of, completely, totally overrun with zombies. Also, the Blackmore Building is ransacked and full of zombies, as my zambah was just in the suburb. Czarina, if you want your soviet flag, you'll have to go down to Nichols Mall and pry it out of my zambah's head, as he suffered a headshot from someone impaling his brain with it. Sorry about that, it is probably all covered in blood too. :P -- 02:06, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

We know all about Ridleybank, as our zombie alts are in the area. But if we use Nichols as a base, we can retake a building in the 'bank, then leap frog...and blah, blah, it can be done! And that flag will be found, bloody or not!--Lachryma^☭ 02:09, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Um...yeah. I am on my way... <sniff> I swear. <cough>
I'm in St. John's hospital with 16 AP... not quite enough to get there yet... I would've arrived in about 6 more hours...
but if we're changing our objective, then I'm up for wherever... Bubacxo 04:31, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Let's go to the bank. And then Dakerstown. Or not so much. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 05:44, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah im kinda tierd of being slaughtered we could just pick a random orange or yellow suburb and look for a good base of operations and run a revive point/ healing people.--       23:48, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Booooooring. We can relax in Nichols, and get needed supplies.--Lachryma^☭ 23:59, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah thats sounds good my main will go there im running a go healing ring in stanbury village allways wounded alwats dumasses sleeping in te rotter revive clinic to heal there was like 7 this time i killed the zed and barricaded up to QS healed and went to sleep. You can consider my main Axe101 in the group it just has perks to be in the MFD qicker revives when theres no GC members around :)--       00:18, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Sounds lovely.--Lachryma^☭ 00:40, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm lovely? You got a trigger happy bi polar fire firefighter with the occasional NT needle and FAK. Yeah i guess it is pretty lovely lol.--       00:48, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I don't know about everyone else, but I had quite high hopes for Dulston. Zombies hadn't overrun the place in quite a while and I thought that they were extremely organized with their defensive plans and had prepared completely for the tour due to their long period of safety. It seems that their absence of zombies turned them into a bunch of wusses instead. I assume that we are going to Nichols Mall, correct? -- 00:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I figured Dulston would last about a week. I thought they were lame, but not Downdey Mall lame. Oh well. And I was going for a group consensus for where to go next, but people are being kind of wishy-washy. I guess we'll head that way though, but I'm not moving till my AP recharges.--Lachryma^☭ 00:56, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Thats smart unless your a zombie you need to let it recharge. From whgat i read here i was pretty sure we were going to go to Nichols. Icant belive Mall tour is actually doin somthing after i thought they were dead at stickling mall. Two malls takin out with a days time of the tours arrival. I just cant belive they had on the mall page waiting for the tour to arrival aand expect them then not be prepared. Apparetently the NT stratagy work well when the mall appears to strong to attack directly. Ah well they have to stop somewhere id laugh it they died at cigar like the first mall tour did but im not even sure if cigar is acually up and running last i herd it was over run can anyone update me on the situation?--       01:03, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure Caiger is still overrun. And even if the NMC or some other huge survivor group reclaimed it, the Mall Tour would take it. Might be one hell of a battle though.--Lachryma^☭ 01:12, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah so I did just join, but I'd still like to follow the Mall Tour around - but then, I've only been in one Mall Siege ever, so I can understand if people are tired of it. Maybe, if we don't follow the tour now, we can jump on at a different stop later? I think the malls in the middle of Malton will hold out a little better, being easier for survivors to get to. Maybe we could defend Nichols Mall when they get there, especially since we'll be in the area anyway, right? --Andre Aloisius 01:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I think Andre here has a good point. We are not really tired I think, it's just hard to try and save a mall full of trenchcoaters that just run away and let the zombies take it. probably the 4 malls in the Survivor Security Zone would present nicer and longer sieges. A little "vacation" would be good, but coming back too--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 07:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I had the same thought about Nichols...it's amazing! Anyway, we'll defend Nichols when the Mall Tour shows up, and that'll be pretty fun...the Nichols defenders are pretty bad ass.--Lachryma^☭ 14:30, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

That's what I thought about the Dulston Alliance, before they got pwned. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 20:11, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, I got cold, hard facts about Nichols Mall! Fact: They are right next to Ridleybank. Fact: They retook their mall from zombie occupation in, like, December. Fact: A few days later, they faced a siege of around 150 zombies, and defeated it after a week by headshoting the hell out of it. They are bad ass, it's a fact.--Lachryma^☭ 23:25, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

If what you're saying is true, *cough* LIAR *cough*, then where's the challenge in helping already extremley competent people? If they can repulse 150 zombies with one go, then they don't need reinforcments. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 04:41, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, duh, the Mall Tour has like fething rocket launchers or something, Nichols won't roll over like Downdey, but it's not the next Caiger either...--Lachryma^☭ 05:29, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

That's a good thing, right? --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 05:32, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I was referring to the first siege of Caiger, where the Mall Tour 06 was stopped...um...what was my point...Oh, yeah, Nichols will be great. It won't roll over and die, nor will it be so easy as to make us bored. Get it? Cuz I don't.--Lachryma^☭ 05:41, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

That makes two of us. Or 17. Whichever way you look at it. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:17, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Um, okay. Sorry I haven't been my usual leading self, but this week sucked. I'll put out the call to go to Nichols tomorrow, unless I feel horrible from my wisdom teeth surgery...--Lachryma^☭ 06:21, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, I feel horrible from the giant, infected, pus dripping cut on my ass, so a crappy week all round. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:25, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

That is waaaaay too much information!--Lachryma^☭ 06:43, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, the Cap makes Lach sad yet again! --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:54, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

HUUULLLAHHHGHHH! [ Zombie slay3r pukes ]. Thanks a lot Cap'n Silly, anyway we better damn be going to Nichols Mall because I'm already there after almost getting my brains eaten. Wisdom teeth removal? I remember when I got that done; I suggest you have some Jello after the surgery, it pretty much doesn't take any chewing to eat. -- 17:14, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

It's gonna take me some time to get there mostly becouse of my slight case of death (I also have to move my zed away). /me pukes too --♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 04:16, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Wander to Nichols and I'll revive you...if I can figure where the nearest NT is and find a good revive point...--Lachryma^☭ 04:41, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

The nearest NT to Nichols is the Went Building. You have to freerun through a square in Roftwood to get there, though. -- 22:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I finally looked at the map...hmm, where would be a good revive point though...plot...plot...--Lachryma^☭ 22:39, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Well me and skit are at Maxwell walk 56,54, and people here really likes tipping--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 20:48, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

I think Anstruther Alley would work better, since it's next to the NT, but stay there and I'll try to get some needles and get y'all on your feet!--Lachryma^☭ 20:57, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Help me out

• FAKs manufacture my first suggestion will be under voting until next sathurday and currently it needs 3 more votes to go into peer reviewed. I know most of you have alredy voted (and help me make it in the first place), but some of you didn't, and you can always annoy the hell out of someone to go and vote :P--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 07:50, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Ideas

Well, it's clear that fighting the mall tour is hard and dangerous (not complaining, it's also a lot of fun), so here are my thoughts about it

• I think we should add a third fallback point, since normally the secondary gets run over by the zombies 24-72 hours later than the mall and/or the primary. The third FBP, should be directly in another suburb. That way we move to the secondary, revive the fallen, and when it gets run over every GC menber knows where to run, and regroup
• we should try to recruit more using the "we are following the mall tour 07 to stop it". I think this would get us a lot of brabe members (yeah me forgetting to sign again)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 06:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Che? Is that you?! Anyway, random person, you have excellent ideas. Once we know the next mall, we'll set up a meet-up point in a nearby suburb. That'll be lovely. And that tag line is decent...hmm...--Lachryma^☭ 05:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I reckon we should go to Blackmore, moving GC/Zach out of the way, of course. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 05:55, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

"I reckon"? Well, if y'all wanna go down to that there Blackmore, then we can. Otherwise we ain't given up on that goddam Mall Tour!--Lachryma^☭ 06:00, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I assumed it was a votey type thingie. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I assumed that we where going to follow the mall tour to it's next location, and the fallback points can be selected once we know were they are going--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 06:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Eh, that works too. Lach just logged off, wanna break the wiki? --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:25, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah the another suburb thing should work it wuld have to for our sake; since look at shearbank once the mall fell the whole suburb was decimated by the zombies dispirsting in smaller groups of 10-20 over the course of two days--       17:08, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'm back, no breaking the wiki. But yes, if mostly everyone says/votes for the 'bank, then we'll go there.--Lachryma^☭ 17:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Peril?

Mall population is an all time low, 20 zed break in at Whippy, I fear that the 40 survivors won't last long.. -Nibiletz 17:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Getting Bored...

I'm all for holding whippy, but it is pretty much montonomy, is there any chance we can ditch this place? Sorry, But I really would rather like, plow our way into a red suburb and set up a base, revive point ect. and just help the locals. Mall sieges get old after a while, you know? How about we go to Cyril General Hospital in Roachtown? The suburb needs securing.. And its next to the NT building, it would be useful.-Nibiletz 14:12, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I gave Nibiletz a list of stuff he could do if he's so bored, but if the rest of us are passed out from the monotony of 50+ zombie break ins, then by all means we can leave...--Lachryma^☭ 14:23, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Lol. -Nibiletz 21:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Reporting for Sick Call...

If you guys have been worried about my sudden apparent disappearance from the face of UD recently, let me say that I have a very good reason for it.

Last Tuesday I came down with what I thought was a small cold. However, as the day progressed it got worse, so I upgraded it to a big cold. Even then, I knew something was still wrong when, upon arriving at home, I found myself incredibly exhausted and with no appetite for dinner. Still, I thought it was a one-day thing and determined to sleep it off. Little did I know...

On Wednesday I felt absolutely terrible. Stomachache, headache, dizziness, sore throat, congested sinuses--you name the symptom, I more than likely had it, and whatever I had, I had in spades. I slept pretty much the entire day--though I was only able to actually get some sleep when sheer exhaustion overcame my physical agony. Thursday, when I went to the doctor's office, wasn't much better.

Fortunately, I found out that my life wasn't actually in any sort of danger. Unfortunately, the news I received wasn't really encouraging--I had a full-blown flu infection. Doc prescribed me to take some pills (and also some for the rest of my family, just to prevent the stuff from spreading), and since I've been taking them I've been feeling a lot better. I probably won't be back up to par for a couple of days, but I thought I'd duck in to let you guys know exactly where I've been this past week. --Specialist290^♠ 17:55, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Help me out!

Voting for this is closed the 16 and I need a few more votes to reach 2/3! Sorry, but could a few of you help me out? -Nibiletz 23:43, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

Discussion about Zombie Alts

All zombie alt stuff has been moved here: Talk:Ghetto Cow/Zach. Is understood?--Lachryma^☭ 23:08, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

CHECK THIS OUT!!

Ghetto Cow/Zach

Discussion about Primary Characters

Nibiletz, just shamble over to Stickling, and find a revivification point on the way. There are loads of them. Some even Public. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 16:19, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

I need a revive, check out the revival clinic page. Ooooh yeah, a complimentary rat and shot of scotch for the lucky individual to revive me.--Dag00 ^{♂ GC} 02:28, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

I gotta say... it doesn't make any sense for our members without NT Employment to hang out in the high-risk area that is the Whippey Building. I mean, those that can defend themselves, sure. But I feel like folks with Surgery or Shopping could be better put to use nearer to the Mall or in Edmund General. Where folks with only gun specializations should hit Farrant Crescent PD more often than not. Just a suggestion. I won't have hurt feelings if no one agrees with me. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 17:59, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

One word: Meatshield. Che13 agrees with me. Everybody has purpose in a siege, even low level people, and anyway, those with healing preferences make a bigger difference healing those in the building under siege.--Lachryma^☭ 18:14, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

yeah meatshielding can make all the diference, if latrobe would have more survivors in it it wouldnt have fallen that easy--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 20:32, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps. So, I am outranked and outvoted. No worries, though. I will employ my wit into other projects. Like this --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:11, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps our Ghetto Cow/Revival Clinic should show Allder_Row as our default revive spot? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:11, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

CERN

I finished my little project. Just thought you might like to know. I'm currently in Shearbank waiting for a revive. --Specialist290^♠ 04:05, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Its look like a good complete plan but the only way i could see doin effective mass revives in the corner with no near NT building its to shecdual a day or two of stocking up on sryinges with a few people with all the gun skills get shot gun ammo and one person use the dna extractor and when you get a rotter have the few gunners kill him and continue with revives and the other 4 days of thw week could go on as normal although we would need to find a entry point and a EH barricaded building near for the revivers since it takes so much ap to do any amount of reviveing. this still needs some fine tuning and a good day when most members are online. --Mazu 22:18, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Discussion about our wiki page

Lach, I think you should add a "M.I.A." section into the "Members" section. Also, I think we should have a memorial page for folks who are no longer members. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:37, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

The MIA thing sounds like a good idea, but the memorial thing sounds weird. They aren't dead, and only one person has left. So they don't get their own page!--Lachryma^☭ 18:40, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

No problem. I know they aren't dead. Perhaps we should have a joke deserters page section? like about how we hate their Fething guts or something like that? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:52, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

I made it look like the section below because then the MIA people still add to the total count. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:16, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

#:::: Those below are '''Missing In Action'''

I changed it up a bit, cuz hell isn't that funny, and the heading made it look weird. And I changed the reason for X to leave. We don't wanna get sued for libel...--Lachryma^☭ 03:56, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Radio Discussion

Are we a big enough group to merit a dedicated radio station?

If so, where would our tower be? What would our frequency be? What would we broadcast?

Do we even care? Aren't Cell Phones good enough?

---

I vote for 28.28 MHz. I also vote for The Brazey Building in East Boundwood due to its historical signifigance. While Radios are large, newbies can operate them with great ease. Also, if need be, I will recruit someone in East Boundwood to operate such a machine.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I think it should be mobile, located in a non-resource building in the suburb we're currently at. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 20:31, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I dont think GC needs a radio station, we are a mobile team, that goes where it's needed, as long as everyone checks the wiki we could organice here--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 23:34, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

First off, I am not hiking back to fething East Boundwood to broadcast spam. Second, I'm not wasting AP with lame in-game communication. Third, I'm not going to force some poor fool to broadcast spam for us. A little bit of spraypaint pissed people off at Caiger. What's a entire flaming radio station gonna do to them? And we are mobile, so it doesn't matter. So grrrr!--Lachryma^☭ 00:32, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

*smile* The big diff between a radio broadcast and graffiti is that We would have a dedicated frequency that only we listened to. The big important thing this would accomplish is that next time we all leave Latrobe, Whippey, or what the hell ever... if everyone has a radio, then we can tell everyone... rather than just the nearest fifty people in-game. I am not talking about spamming the mall radio frequency, here. And holy hell... don't worry about doing it... I will do it! All you need to do is keep handing orders down. I will disseminate them ingame. Assuming we want such a thing as a radio station? Don't vote this down because you don't want to put forth effort for it is what I am saying. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 03:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

So this, in effect, would be a way to contact members who are too lazy to read the bright fething text at the top of our wiki page? Okay, but if they are that lazy, they won't ever find out the radio frequency...hell, if they're that lazy, I'm surprised they put the effort into breathing....--Lachryma^☭ 03:58, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I dont think we would need a radio station unless we are going to prepare for an extended stay at lets say a mall for instance. Now i do think we need to have a base in a suburb for when were not currently doing anything. There was a nice place in I think West Becktown although when my main was there breakins were daily a PD, NT, Hos., FS all beside each other Im not sure exactly were that is in the suburb anymore though i ran across it by accident.--Mazu 23:05, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, a radio would be cool when we settle down somewhere. But I've grown accustomed to playing UD with two windows at the same time, one for the game and the other for Wiki. --Skitchipoo 00:29, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

I do the same thing Skitchpoo, I dont even pay attentionm to the radio feqncies becuse there mostly just dm stuff that no one seem to care about. --       17:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Wiki Discussion

I hereby propose that we complete every suburb that we have active duty in. There are regulations for Wikifying a suburb, and I think it would be cool to do every square in Malton. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:21, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You mean location stubs? Putting in the 9 block map and some random background info? Go for it, but I'm not helping...Well, I'll fix any typos, I guess.--Lachryma^☭ 00:32, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Count me in! I don't have too much time on my hands but I'd be more than willing to do some. --Skitchipoo 01:27, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

• Location stubs are precisely what I mean. We are currently in Shearbank and Ridleybank. Skitch appears to be down. Cap? Che? Nib? etc? All we need to do is go to each square and put up a stub, multiple squares of the same type having one page (no need for 3 different pages worth of factories for example). Apply the rules on the Location Style Guide. 57 for Shearbank (approx. 35 pages need to be generated). 78 for Ridleybank (approx. 50 pages need to be generated). Start with anything important, work your way down. Police/Hospital/NT then do things like "a cemetary"/norton walk/whatever... --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 03:38, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Or you could just join boxy's group, the Location Nuts, as that's a pretty ambitious project you got there. Well, if you guys do all the hard tedious 9 block coding, I'll write the stuff! Promise! And I'll be sure to mention rats on every other location page!--Lachryma^☭ 04:06, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

I've already done The Bridle Museum, The Thorne Arms, Club Pengelly, Hulme Park and Shearbank Hotels. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Cap, you are my fucking hero. I only did the wastelands... and didn't even finish them! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 14:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

The Cap'n is a locations code wizard. And hey, look, I helped out on that Thorne Arms one!--Lachryma^☭ 17:41, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Sidenote: Lachryma, you were correct. Damn. That was tedious. Wastelands Shearbank --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 03:56, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I fething told you, but nooooo...Yeah, we'll just slap those 500 locations together and be happy! Wooo! Anyway, if you need help with anything besides coding, just ask!--Lachryma^☭ 04:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Im really not sure what you man by all this care to fill me in and tell me how to do it and ill gladly help you.--Mazu 23:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Basically, all blocks in Malton have a page on this wiki. For instance, Stickling Mall has a very informative page. On the right you'll see a colourful map detailing the mall and surrounding area, under that map is a box telling of the properties of malls, and there's various text talking about how the mall should be barricaded, its history, some fan created descriptions of the mall...however, all that doesn't just spring from nothing.

There are many locations that have no such page, and Ev933n wants to change that, at least for the suburbs GC has been in.

So, this entails several things: The pretty map you saw on Stickling's page has to be coded, then some random info needs to be slapped on the page. For the coding, one has to use a template known as the nine-block map (or 16 block, for malls), then you have to put all surrounding locations and their type into this template. That can take a while. If you want further info, look at some random location for how other people filled in the 9 block map, pick one of these suburbs: Shearbank, East Boundwood, Darvall Heights, or Ridleybank, then scroll to the bottom for the suburb map, find a red coloured link to a location, and then get to work. Or not, it's your choice. And I am now very tired from writing all that.--Lachryma^☭ 23:40, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Ill try to help it might take a while but ill give it a go once i know for sure how by doining it some it will go a little faster but for now i might just retard the whole process.--Mazu 23:57, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Well I did this one some days ago, but only becouse i was tottally borred, in the location wiht my firemen alt and the link was there, just copy pasted some other hospital and done. it's a lot of workSt. Seraphim's Hospital (Wray Heights)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 00:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

I had enough practice doing some locations at Wray Heights so now I can help. Are we using some order or just pick something in the suburb and do that?

Well, Che (I think you're Che...), random works best for us!--Lachryma^☭ 14:24, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that was me, I still forget to sign sometimes--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 19:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

o well atleast you make since when you say somthing(when we know it you). Im just eratic and stuipd on a computer look at my user page its simple and looks like its been done by a stoned rat but well thats not right becuase it was done by a stoned rat well ok my attempt at consoling your unsigning mind has failed but atleast your not me, right?--       23:49, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Nothing Exciting

You are standing outside the Brazey Building, a large white-stone building surrounded by burnt-out cars. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Somebody has spraypainted Fight zombies better, Join Ghetto Cow!-See wiki onto a wall.

Possible actions:

That is the Brazey building circa Feb 2007. Who is up here graffitiing? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:49, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Wow, we haven't been there since early November or so...Maybe it's someone's alt or the locals still remember us...or you're lying to us using the ud template!--Lachryma^☭ 00:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

A: Why would I lie to you? B: I have a screenshot. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 03:07, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I was just joking. You seem to be a pretty honest type. And that's weird it's at EHB, as it's supposed to be an entry point...the suburb has gone to hell since we left!--Lachryma^☭ 04:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

heh, well...

I am heading over to Raines Hills area to scoop up my newest recruit. Is that spread out enough for you? Anyone wanting to follow, sign below. I will be back within the week. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:23, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

If you can revive me, I'll tag along. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 00:29, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

waiting on one myself. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:11, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Lachryma is gone til tonight

QUOTE (Specialist290 @ Apr 20 2007, 03:35 PM) On that note, continue to hold Wantmore! (Yes, I know I'm just repeating what she's already said, but hey, there isn't much else we can do, is there? ;-) )

ditto. hold whatmore.

Wait, I'm back already. Sorry to ruin your dastardly plans.--Lachryma^☭ 23:39, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Rat Levels

Are down. I've noticed it for a few days and it is impossible to ignore-we are running out of rats. Do we have any suggestions to add more to our ranks? -Nibiletz 02:23, 16 April 2007 (BST)

It's sorta been bugging me. If you want, spray paint that Ghetto Cow will trade wirecutters for tough, fully grown rats.--Lachryma^☭ 02:26, 16 April 2007 (BST)

You know what lach? I think we need to invest in a full funtional rat farm and reseach center. That way we can suppliment our expnading need for the small mammals and make stronger, faster, deadlier rats innthe process well only need a couple million dollars nothing a little imbesilment and fraud cant handel lol.--       22:05, 16 April 2007 (BST)

It's the fething zombie apocalypse. We don't need money, we can just threaten people into raising rats for us!--Lachryma^☭ 00:24, 17 April 2007 (BST)

hmmm that might work i wonder if the 100s of mall sheep would make good rat raising slaves what do you think?--       01:43, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Maybe if we paid them in katanas...or told them that the (nonexistent) Mall Tour '08 was coming for them if they didn't start raising rats right away!--Lachryma^☭ 01:49, 17 April 2007 (BST)

nah just threaten to shear them sheep hate to be shorne but so do alpacas lol--       01:54, 17 April 2007 (BST)

You guys are looking at it the wrong way. We need to focus all of our resources on cheese. Producing it, obtaining it, distributing it, the whole nine yards. First you get the cheese, then you get the rats, then you get the power, then you get the world. --Skitchipoo 16:45, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, but to get cheese, we need cows, and the only cow that we have is zombified... -Nibiletz 18:30, 17 April 2007 (BST)

No feth. Where the hell are we gonna get a cow in Malton? At the local ranch?--Lachryma^☭ 19:21, 17 April 2007 (BST)

I will trade a wood for two sheeps. Anyone else having a settlers moment? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:37, 17 April 2007 (BST)

A wood for two sheep? Man that's a rip-off. Don't forget people, we can get milk from a lot of animals, not just cows. Anybody notice any lactating raccoons lately? --Skitchipoo 23:33, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Two words: Rat cheese. It solves all our problems!--Lachryma^☭ 23:38, 17 April 2007 (BST)

But where would we get the rats? That brings us back to square one... --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 23:47, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Maybe we are going at this the wrong way... Well, one source of milk is a woman..lactating...nevermind.. -Nibiletz 01:25, 18 April 2007 (BST)

I'm gonna hurt you Nibiletz. Then I'm gonna get you thrown in prison. Have fun with the soap.--Lachryma^☭ 01:48, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Nibletez rememver this never im mean NEVER drop the soap! If you do you'll regret it lol--       02:04, 18 April 2007 (BST)

lol, that thought had come across my mind but I figured that the only thing worse than dropping the soap in the prison shower (and getting your soap all dirty and stuff, yuck!) is the horrible wrath of a Czarina scorned. On another note, lets bring the nest of messages back left. That would look pretty cool! --Skitchipoo 02:36, 18 April 2007 (BST)

I dont know droping the soap in prisom is right up there with the Czarina scornred im not sure witch one id chose but i think the Czarina dont you i mean the consquenses of droping the soap in prison are pretty costly(and painful).--       02:41, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Were I in a situation to cause me to choose between the two, I'd probably do the honorable thing and commit seppuku. After all, self-disembowelment sounds like a fun way to go... (And with that comment, our conversation has now likely become hopelessly lost.) --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:55, 18 April 2007 (BST)

2 sheep for wood is only a ripoff if you have few sheep and I have many wood. commit seppukku with sheep? Spec! that's sick!--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 12:54, 18 April 2007 (BST)

That just reminds me of the South Park episode with Paris Hilton where Butters is going through her photo album of her dogs who have committed suicide and the last one is a dog in a kimono formally committing seppuku. Hilarious! I wish I could find the picture. --Skitchipoo 17:41, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Methinks I'll stop talking now.. Perhaps we should table the rat levels issue? -Nibiletz 00:04, 19 April 2007 (BST)

No, please keep going. I'm building a court case against you all, and I'm pretty sure this discussion is drawing in new members...--Lachryma^☭ 00:33, 19 April 2007 (BST)

On what Charges?! -Nibiletz 18:22, 19 April 2007 (BST)

(Let's see how far over this thing'll indent...) Same question, especially considering I've only made two comments... Well, three now. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 23:58, 19 April 2007 (BST)

Well, sexual harassment seems to be a pretty valid one to me. :P --^T 00:02, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Actually, I've just always wanted to say "I'm building a court case against you all", but ZS has an excellent point, you sickos...--Lachryma^☭ 00:15, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Well, in our own defense, we have no real proof that your actually female... -Nibiletz 01:49, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Yes, obviously I'm a space alien from Venus. Take me to your leader!--Lachryma^☭ 01:52, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Err...So I have to take you to..you? That seems very philosophical. -Nibiletz 18:35, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Venus?!? Sounds female to me. --Skitchipoo 23:52, 20 April 2007 (BST)

Hmmmm Female? Hmmmmmm im not sure im mean ive seen alot guys that have pink stuf but women have pink stuff also. Hey maybe! no that cant be right i dont know ive already got enough lawyers knocking at my door dont need anymore.--       13:14, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Wait..there are lawyers in west virgina?! -Nibiletz 17:35, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Sigmund Freud would have loved to study us, I'd bet... --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 19:05, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, you people talk about random fething stuff. Which is lovely. Maybe in a few days you'll have figured out my gender, the nature of dark energy, and why people buy Moonpies.--Lachryma^☭ 23:39, 21 April 2007 (BST)

Oooh, ooh, I know! Jon stewart? -Nibiletz 19:12, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Who is Jon Stewart, anyway? Just curious...

!sdrawkcab tsop s'teL !enoyreve yeH --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 22:14, 23 April 2007 (BST)

You don't know who Jon Stewart is?! You don't watch the Daily Show? I would if I could!--Lachryma^☭ 00:08, 24 April 2007 (BST)

I know who he is and i live in a cardboard box in a dark alley--       01:57, 24 April 2007 (BST)

I don't watch much TV, period. I probably couldn't name more than half of the actors in any given show, or half of the TV shows currently running for that matter. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:15, 24 April 2007 (BST)

I don't have cable or anything, so I watch movies, and that's it...yet I've still heard of Jon Stewart! Go search for him and the Daily Show on YouTube, it's funny as hell.--Lachryma^☭ 02:29, 24 April 2007 (BST)

Ev scouting

The nearest factory is A Factory[47, 20]. Do not approach without freerunning. it is only 6 AP away from whatmore. I would have gone, but I revived Ethelred instaed. I have fuel, but don't have enough AP to make it there. Someone go and get a genny! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 07:02, 14 April 2007 (BST)

Vista...In Pain!

Vieux might appriciate some healing. Because he barriced during a zombie break in and got targeted by a couple of zombies. And yeah, he is me.--Vista 18:32, 13 April 2007 (BST)

I don't even have a medkit for myself (*sob!*) but I'll be sure to heal you (sneakily) in the next few hours...--Lachryma^☭ 00:06, 14 April 2007 (BST)

Catherine

Totally, its Important that we get catherine under control...But we don't have all of our members together! Is there a way we could gather the crew as much as we can AND raid the hospital? Just securing it passivly is useless, it is ransacked every time I try and search there. Soooo can we gather up like our 10 active people and charge to it? Also, can someone find my zombified self outside the police station, I have no energy to shamble south... -Nibiletz 01:30, 13 April 2007 (BST)

Nibiletz, if you wanna plan stuff and give a feth about what we do, join the forum! Otherwise, follow the orders on the wiki page and let the pro-active people/me deal with creating said orders! And yes, there are plans involving that hospital!--Lachryma^☭ 04:56, 13 April 2007 (BST)

I DID set up an account, but Don't have the GC forum password. I'm Not giving orders, I was asking if a group movement to hold it was a possibility. ^_^ -Nibiletz 15:15, 13 April 2007 (BST)

I must've missed you in the newest member thingy. Post something in our PR office, under MMORPGs. And yes, a multi-group movement to hold that hospital is in the works...--Lachryma^☭ 15:19, 13 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, if you didn't get it right away, you could have private messaged someone who already has it. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 21:06, 13 April 2007 (BST)

EEK! There is a 12 zombie Break in in Whatmore! I ran out of AP and bullets... -Nibiletz 22:55, 13 April 2007 (BST)

Wantmore out of Whatmore?

Lach, did you intentionally mistype in the current ops section? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:53, 8 April 2007 (BST)

Check the forum. We 'wantmore', dammit!--Lachryma^☭ 21:38, 8 April 2007 (BST)

We need to take Catherine if we have any chance of holding Whatmore. About 80% of people in Whatmore are hurt, presumably infected. That is not good, my fellow GC members. To the hospital! Last I checked, it was empty, unpowered but heavily barricaded. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 03:06, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, empty (of zombies) and barricaded thanks to me. :) --^T 03:14, 11 April 2007 (BST)

That's an excellent concern, Dux. Hence the new orders on GC's page.--Lachryma^☭ 03:23, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Yawn

Ello' wazgoinon'? I've spaced out, what have we been doing? -Nibiletz 00:54, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Well, if you checked out the forum, then...Anyway, we're loading up stuff in Chancelstuff and on Friday (tomorrow) we're moving into Yagoton.--Lachryma^☭ 01:15, 6 April 2007 (BST)

better not

Sleep in Style Building. Last I was there, 5 zeds to 4 survivors, no cades, and 5 dead bodies. Not my idea of fun. We really need about 10 or 15 extra people there to hold it. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 09:19, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Bloody 'ell man, that's not good. Our old HQ is slowly but surely being whittled down, too. Zoinks! --Andre Aloisius 09:29, 28 March 2007 (BST)

Yeah, it's all pretty ugly. And annoying.--Lachryma^☭ 15:13, 28 March 2007 (BST)

My hiding spot...

I've made it north to Huntley Heights, and am hiding in Club Robson. I'm kind of closer to Yangonton, and will go north to the yellow suburb to await orders. I suggest we all meet somewhere in Raines Hills....I'm disturbed, Malton has turned from mostly yellow and green to mostly red and orange...I'm also glad the zombies are making a comeback... -Nibiletz 21:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Have you checked out the our top-secret message board? A bunch of us are in Millen Hills hiding in a safehouse that would make Anne Frank jealous. Come join us! You can go here for directions to the party. --Skitchipoo 16:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Plans, Plans

We need a good sleeping place for each strike team to sleep at, before we move into Style. Ev, where's some good places? Oh, and everybody else: sign up at GC-Op, dammit!--Lachryma^☭ 22:20, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Pitney looks feasible. EHB --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Taviner also. VSB --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:54, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

The Cap was a zed the last I checked. Ethelred is dead at Orders St. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:56, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Dabwin *may* be an option. LB --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:58, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

On a side note: The mall's NW corner is still its strong point. 14 strong. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:58, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Message for Dux

Dux, your talk page is assanine. Here is where your message exists.

A General Message to All GC Personnel: Sign up for a GC-Op, please. --Ev

Erm, well where to?

So do we have a location I should head towards in Yagoton? The whole place sounds pretty smashed. --Andre Aloisius 00:26, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I hear the warehouse at 44, 12 could use some defenders. It's also in a good position to retake Bale. I'm not heading that way until tomorrow, probably, but let me know how it looks!--Lachryma^☭ 00:45, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

there are 3... L to R... 43, 44, 45... 43 is ransacked 0 in 0 out. 44 is EHB 10 zeds. 45 is HB 2 zeds outside. My vote is 43 for the non-freerunning folk, and 44 or 45 for the freerunning folk. I suggest 45. That way, if the zeds get in, we won't get hit too hard, and those in 44 have a fallback. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 10:19, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I lied. Junkyard 44 11 is already at VSB. Send our non-freerunners there.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 10:33, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I put up the info and the plan for Yagoton this evening. I don't know when I'll start heading up there though...so many dead ones, so few needles...--Lachryma^☭ 17:04, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

So are we gona act like a recovery team reviving, healing, barricading or a strike team where we kill,barricade buildings that are infested by zombies?--       20:55, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I'd prefer recovery, but we'll need to be all strike team-y to retake Bale.--Lachryma^☭ 05:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Proposal: 4 separate groups.

1. Strike Team: (5 members, with or without freerunning) Those with any proficiency (or who don't care about adding another death to their profile) and who are armed to the teeth attack the feth out of something (details on this at the forum).
2. Cleanup Crew: (3 members, with or without freerunning) Preferrably with Construction or a non-firearm. Barricade to EHB1, dump everything, kill any remaining zeds.
3. Recovery Squad: (7 members, with freerunning) Preferrably with NT employment. Come through, heal anyone on the Strike team who is below 35 up to 40. Revive those who need it. Cure infections.
4. Meat Shield Elite: (the rest, with freerunning) Assuming we are not attacking the mall, the Meat Shield Elite will have a very important job. 2 things: They will heal/revive anyone in the previous groups up to full, and sleep in the building.

This plan may require more precision than we have. We have the numbers... but do we have the 1337 skillz? ---Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:05, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

My God, that's ingenious! Except I have a question: So the strike team, clean up crew and recovery squad would all sleep somewhere else? Aren't we all meat shields at the end of the day?--Lachryma^☭ 18:10, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Ah, but how many of us are *elite* meat shield material? I know at various points we have all been meat shields... but y'know... --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:28, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

(see how I stole the format of Dux's talk page?) This plan is also contingent on strike/recover/cleanup/shield times being different. in order, to be precise.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:40, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

standard horror movie "dum-dum-DUHHHM" played by a trombone Don't worry, Lach! Nothing bad can happen if we all split up! Seriously, though... at Latrobe we got spanked and (due in large part to) all of us were in one building when the any of the big zed strikes happened at the end. I still seriously think that at least the cleanup crew recovery squad needs to sleep separate from everyone else. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:15, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Sounds like a good idea to me. Personally I think our group is getting to the point where things need to be a bit more organized. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 18:29, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Excellent ideas! It looks like things just got a bit more serious/fun. I think Lach is right though, maybe at the end of the day we all should evenly distribute ourselves and sleep in a few designated buildings that we're holding.... I've got class in 15 minutes so I'll post more of my opinions later tonight. --Skitchipoo 19:17, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

The designated buildings were (I thought) going to be the warehouses and junkyards just south of the mall? They are non-resource (sorta) buildings that already have survivor squads in them. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:28, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Sounds good. Until we (survivors) have the "critical mass" to occupy a building, I think we should just stay in nondescript buildings while simply clearing and using resource points. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 19:32, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I agree with that 100%. Oh, wait... that is because I proposed it! lol!!! Sweet! We are seeing eye to eye unintentionally, Spec. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:38, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I knew that Yagoton was a good idea, and I knew that random warehouse would work well too. Now that Ev933n has solidified things, this should work out! Anyway, I'm gonna wander off for a while today, so sent up a new heading here and link to it on the main page so we can sign up for roles. I'll lead the recovery squad.--Lachryma^☭ 20:58, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...slight change of plans. There's an NT near our warehouse, and the NMC is desperately trying to hold it. We'll get that secure and stuff before we go after Bale.--Lachryma^☭ 21:12, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Thumbs up. I totally agree. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:17, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Is lovely, but I did not ask for your agreement. Just kidding. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone till late, like yesterday, so could you pretty please set up a sign up thingy on this talk page? Then link to it on the main page? Pretty, pretty please?--Lachryma^☭ 21:20, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Since you asked nicely. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:22, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Yay! Oh, and thanks for the travel journal stuff. I spaced it out.--Lachryma^☭ 21:24, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Um... which NT? Style is the closest. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Yes, of course Style. I said "an NT near our warehouse" did I not?! And yeah, that's where everybody's fighting.--Lachryma^☭ 05:38, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Ev Scouting

I am standing outside of the Tincknell Building (49, 19). If anyone happens by, I could use a revive. Otherwise, I will do some scouting. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 02:23, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

St. Swithuns has 129 Zeds waiting for revive. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 07:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

124 --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Whatmore = Ransacked. 10 zeds in and out. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Serell = Ransacked. 17 Zeds total. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:48, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Style = Ransacked. Salt the Land policy. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:51, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Style = Ransacked. 3 in 1 out. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 10:25, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Harkness St has 50+ waiting for revive. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

WOOT! The mall looks promising. NW 15 NE 5 SW 1 SE 1 Outside: 5 --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

7 outside the mall. 16 4 1 3--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 10:25, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I haven't looked around the E. Boundwood NT facilities, but I will do that tonight or tomorrow. Ev out. <<18:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Good job! Looks like we need to be all gangsta up there!--Lachryma^☭ 18:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I is back

Like, oh my God, what has like been going on? Or in language better suited for a zombie apocalypse: What the bloody feth have you fools been up too? Being a bunch of lazy ZKers?! Making random alliances?! I prefer being alive, so I shambled to Turpin Road, a slightly better revive point in Roftwood. It's next to a NT and there's 16 other zombies here. You can follow, if you wish, GC.--Lachryma^☭ 00:12, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Haven't made *any* alliances yet. I simply *want* to! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:21, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

What's this brilliant plan of yours, again?--Lachryma^☭ 00:25, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

What brilliant plan? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:28, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The plan you are bossing everyone around for. Some sort of "Kill the zeds...while a zed!" thing. I was wondering what the long term plan is. Were you trying to retake Nichols or something?--Lachryma^☭ 00:37, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The long term plan was simply to not fuck any plans you may have had up. I figured making life easier on Nicholites wouldn't be that big of a deal. Now that you are back, you tell me what to do. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I wanted all of us revived, so-Oh well. I was thinking about helping the C4NT clean up Yagoton...it's gone to hell there, and there's some grand plan of retaking Bale and making Yagoton a needle haven for survivors fethed from the mall tour. Sound fun?--Lachryma^☭ 00:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Wait, why am I asking your input? To Yagoton! After we get revived!--Lachryma^☭ 00:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Well, as I mentioned to you lach, my pathetic scientist finally scrounged around for a knife. May the xp come my way now! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 00:43, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

congrats, dux. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:44, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Yep, almost got my first 100xp too! That knife was truly handy! A little secret? One zombie was standing there, and I was (rather inaccurately) hacking away with my knife. Once I had done suitable damage, I healed him for more xp! Ha! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 22:42, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

You are at Anstruther Alley. Somebody has spraypainted Revive Point, Register at http://tinyurl.com/zmmas onto a wall. There is a horde of thirty-three other zombies here. You recognise Skitchipoo and Cap'n Silly amongst them. There are ten dead bodies here. They all smell strange. You recognise Specialist290 amongst them.

You say "Nagrama ahz bagh!!"

That clear out a suburb thing was something on my mind as well. Now, something good like that would have happened if you put *me* in charge, but nooooooo, you just had to give the job to Ev933n! I hope you will learn from you huge mistake and do the right thing the next time. -- 05:30, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

beer? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 05:35, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

? -- 06:26, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah! Beer! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 07:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Cat fight! But no, z-slay3r, you have one number in your name. E, on the other hand, has three numbers. By my logic, more numbers are better.--Lachryma^☭ 18:57, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Cat fight? I thought that only applies to females fighting. But, I have more letters in my name and a picture for a sig and everybody knows that computers change everything on the screen into numbers, so technically I do have more numbers in my name. -- 22:49, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I gotta go with ZS here. I really do. I mean, do you really want a drunken lecher being in charge of... anyone? And by cat-fight, ZS, Lach obviously meant a Dead-Cat fight. In that we both got our respective trebuches and catapults (hahahahaha) and launched mounds of dead cats at each other! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:52, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I get it now, but I forgot my trebuchet :( Can we light the cats on fire too? Huh? Huh? -- 22:56, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...interesting...Actually, E was chosen because he's pro-active. What have you been doing, Z, besides advancing your wiki-career? Huh? Huh?! And I started that, so you can't steal it.--Lachryma^☭ 00:45, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I also have beer! Wait a minute... why the hell can't we light cats on fire? Imitation is flattery, don't you know? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 10:12, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

You can light cats on fire, sure, but Z-slay3r stole my patented "Huh? Huh?" line. Slimy bastard.--Lachryma^☭ 17:04, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, at least I don't have a South Park styled character that looks like a hooker. Anyway, this wiki-work is helping me get over the mental trauma of my first zombie spontaneously combusting in the parking lot of Joachim Mall. If you want your flag back, it is outside the NW corner of the mall. It is still covered in blood and charred a little bit, but what Soviet flag isn't?

Oh, and yes I did steal your "patented" line, so whatcha gonna do about it? Huh? Huh?! -- 22:07, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

If that looks like a hooker, then bug Dux. He made it. In other news, I have trouble believing you ever had my flag. I saw it pinned to a filing cabinet with a Spartan spear the last time I went to Blackmore. Too bad there were so many zombies there. As for my line, I'll be happy that you talk like me. Soon everybody will be using 'feth' and 'like' a lot!--Lachryma^☭ 05:48, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Hm, it must have been that other Soviet flag. -- 17:44, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure I left a few in Latrobe....--Lachryma^☭ 17:55, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

OMFG

Can I invite another group to be allies while I am in charge? I wanna invite them! You can't do it Lach! MEMEMEME!! lol. The group is called Pancakes!--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:51, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Dude, they seem awesome! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 22:45, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't THEY!?!!? OMFGZORS!! I want them as allies! --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:50, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Strike

Ideas have been floating around the DHPD of a strike. They're reasons are zerging, all of the updates favoring zombies and a general imbalance in the game that makes it impossible for us to hold a mall for more than 5 days. I'm not sure what to think of it, but some part of me is in agreement; they're success is down to more than metagaming. I'm just posting the idea on here for the sake of discussion. --Ethelred IV 09:22, 17 March 2007

striking doesn't really help the game, and the big reason the Zeds got attention for a while was because it was unbalanced against them for a while. this is not to say that it is not now unbalanced against us, just that there are usually bigger things at play than the players see for games. I don't know... is it less fun because we can't hold a mall for 5 days? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:27, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

I personally don't mind the mall aspect of it, seeing that as mostly being good planning on the part of the zombies. On the other hand, I hear a lot of accusations coming from the DHPD of zerging and whatnot. Furthermore, they're alleging that the Extinction program is using some illegal program to continue knocking out NTs, and they're doing a pretty good job. I have an alt in Yagoton who was working with the YRC, and by the time the Whartmore building was gone, there were 350+ zeds in the area. --Ethelred IV 08:14, 18 March 2007

Whiny, whiny survivors. Zombies complained of barricade bots when they are losing too.--Lachryma^☭ 18:09, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... because of the setup of the game mechanics-wise... there will be Zergers. Striking is still not the way to handle it. I can only speak from my own experience. 1 in every 250 players *seem* to be zergers. Them's good odds for a game that blatantly allows alts and has not-that-strict punishment for abuse. Okay, is the game less fun because of 350+ mysterious Zombies? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:35, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey, the DHPD sucks...there I said it. They're one of the biggest groups in the game, and they can't even keep their own suburb safe or even moderate!!! -- 22:35, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

DHPD dosen't just suck, it blows chunks. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 08:41, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow Operatives

Project officially mothballed. Everything archived here. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:07, 16 April 2007 (BST)

New Idea, Requesting Input

It is my belief that we are going to need to radically change our strategies if we are going to be able to cope with the pressures of the zombie attacks these days. Mall Tour '07 highlights the increasing difficulty of holding a mall in a siege, and survivors need a new purpose if we are going to be effective in this game. I like the idea of introducing it here, because the DHPD is highly organized, and I believe I would receive feedback that would be constructive.

1. Malls are increasingly indefensible: I've fought at virtually every mall Mall Tour '07 has been present at, and it's obvious to me that there are weaknesses. The Large Building Update means that all 4 corners need to be maintained or you can risk losing the entire mall; all the zeds need are one badly defended corner to get into. Once they're in the mall in serious force, the only option is a massive counter-attack by survivors that either fails or leaves them so low on AP that the next attack by the zeds can be triumphant.

2. One-square buildings are more defensible: Both at Stickling and at Caiger, the malls that held out the longest, the focus of the battle fell upon the adjacent nectrotech buildings. Survivors were able to pack themselves in, and as such, the battles stretched on for nearly a month.

3. Malls are no longer worth the trouble: By concentrating the majority of our resources in malls, their inevitable collapse also spells the collapse of the suburb they are in. Everyone has noticed that after the mall, every resource building in the area is promptly ransacked, and any survivor nearby ripped to shreds. The death or retreat of most of the survivors in the mall means there are an inadequate number to defend the suburb afterwards, and this spells the end for it. Thus, by concentrating our resources in malls and focusing on their defense, we seem to be weakening our overall position. The only way to successfully defend a mall is by boring the attackers into leaving, which, as we've seen, can take upwards of a month. Malls are indisputably useful for the resources they have, but holding them is another matter entirely. Zombies can come and ransack while they sit empty, but unless they choose to leave large numbers behind, they can be reclaimed just as easily. If, as many are alleging, they are cheating, we might have a pretty clear example.

4. Malls as temporary resource buildings: Putting generators in malls to get the necessary resources is practical. Holding them is another matter entirely. Moving in temporarily, getting what we need, but not basing our strategy around them seems logical.

5. Emphasis on single-square buildings: Extinction is launching a campaign against the NT buildings of Malton. I privately doubt whether they will be successful; that said, it makes a great deal more difficult for us as the revive queues stall and we wait days for revives. Defending those, putting our muscle behind them, seems the logical recourse.

6. A single area of Malton: I like the idea, as it has been suggested here, of focusing on your quadrant of Malton and defending it. Let the other areas fall as they may.

7. Zombie defenders: There's a certain macabre logic in letting a few of our number become zombified and then going outside to attack the mob. They have defenders who are dedicated PKers. ZKing seems more effective in that 10 or so men, all with the necessary claw upgrades and ankle grab, can harass the mob without end. Even if they are killed, they stand back up with no penalty and continue attacking. We are faced with the problem of how to stop them; this takes it to them to a certain extent. Ethelred 22:13, 21 March 2007

Response from Ev933n

This Robot has never understood the fascination with malls. Which section to attack first... Malls do not provide Fuel. Malls do not provide Syringes. Malls are not the best source for Spray Cans. The only thing (and I will *never* understand why) that a Mall offers at a better rate are guns and ammo.

on #6: We are a mobile group. If ever we settle, my vote is Ft. Perryn. Since we won't settle, there is no "local" suburb.

I love ZKing. I love it. I will do it even though there is no statistical benefit to it. None. FUCKING none. You can literally put a zombie in a BETTER scenario from ZKing them. I will never understand this.

There are posts by folks who are proud of ZERGing. The game all-but-promotes it.

on #5: yes. find a non-resource building. barricade it up to HB1. no lights or anything. keep several generators... barricade all of the buildings near you up to VHB2 or so... CADE STRAFING!

It takes 1-10 actions to ransack a building. It takes 10 actions to revives someone/thing. whee. ransack is currently overpowered. You should be able to search while completely ransacked.

Rantings of an insane robot priest. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 05:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Ethelred's Rebuttle

You read that Shacknews article about the alts in NT buildings. You therefore understand my concern with how this game is progressing. I think that the entire population needs to abandon their obsession with malls and defend the NTs full-time. As for #5, I originally wrote this to the DHPD as a suggestion to fix their own fucked up strategies. They don't seem to have responded. Being that we are mobile, I don't think it should be incorporated for us. An interesting idea I had to zking would be take as many zombies as you can in a mob down to 3 HP. Killing them won't do much, but if they break into the building, all it takes is one pistol shot to take the pusbag down. I'd like to see that incorporated in sieges.

Beer

I actually don't care about Zeds having advantages over us to a degree. I don't really care about a number of things you seem to. What I *do* care about is logical eventualities that could potentially break the game.

ZKing is inefficient. I didn't think about taking everyone to 1-5 HP. That is genius. Wootzor!

--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 15:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

The Czarina's Thoughts

Sorry I took a while to respond, real life and all that, but have you looked at Murray's NT zone thingy? It basically what you're saying...--Lachryma^☭ 16:55, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Ethelred's Response to Czarina

I hadn't read it, so I can't claim familiarity. I wouldn't doubt that its exactly the same though, as I am not the only survivor noticing flaws in the survivor side of this game. My basic problem is not that the game is broken, but that humans do not strategize enough to save themselves. We stick to the same battle plans whereas the zombies adapt and go right on kicking our ass. Ethelred IV 12:20, 23 March 2007

Specialist's Random Ramblings

As with Murray and Ethelred, I've basically reached the same conclusion independently. The day of the practical Mall-centric defense is over. I'm still waiting for a way to clear bodies out of a fort entirely, though--that might ultimately make them viable defense posts for large stationary groups willing to put forth the effort and coordination needed.

Also, w/ Ethelred's permission, I would like to repost this on the NMC forums where it might get more traffic. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 18:16, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

• You absolutely have my permission. Lachryma revealed that NT security plan, so if you do, attach a disclaimer or the like hopefully stating that I didn't plagiarise the hell out of it. Also, I mentioned to Ev933n the idea of survivor zombies attacking the mob and reducing their HP to around 3. If you repost, include that.

Ev933n's Response to Spec

Yep. Forts are designed for zombies. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:24, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

OH! Suggest a Freerunning/Dump Bodies skill or ability. "Dump Bodies Over Walls". --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:27, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

I think someone's already made a suggestion, but I don't remember if it made Peer-Reviewed or not (or if it's still under voting). I'll have to look into that when I have time. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 18:31, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

It got killed because people wanted to give the new forts "time". I think it'd pass now.--Lachryma^☭ 20:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Did some digging... I discovered that a "dump body" suggestion for forts did indeed pass Peer Review. I wonder, however, how many of those suggestions Kevan actually looks at... --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 20:45, 25 March 2007 (BST)

The Czarina Speaks, again.

Well, it would appear that malls are fethed. Now we just have to convince the SSZ people...--Lachryma^☭ 20:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Convince us of what? (yeah, I know, a little late this post) --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 04:31, 15 April 2007 (BST)

That NTs are the future, and that malls aren't so hot anymore. This was discussed on the SSZ's talk page.--Lachryma^☭ 04:35, 15 April 2007 (BST)

Yes yes, and that discussion went no-where. I tried to point out, and so did Benigno, that we only focus on the malls because that's where survivor meat is. NecroTech buildings are our highest priority resource building, on par with malls. So for the last time, we value NT's just as much as malls, even if we don't show it first-glance. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 05:07, 15 April 2007 (BST)

hey! we'd all be dead if I were in charge. We would hold Arms and Clubs like a motherfucking vice.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 17:38, 15 April 2007 (BST)

And here I thought you'd hold hotels for all your hookers...--Lachryma^☭ 17:40, 15 April 2007 (BST)

Mazu Thoughts...

I agree with that almost completely there a few small things i dont agree with. I can see how a mall would have a higher supply of ammo and guns in this case (even though i know of no mall that still has a gun store now days) becuase if a place is selling guns in large number there would be way more ammo, guns, etc. than a police station would ever need. I think FAKs souldn't be easyer to find in a mall then a hosptal. The fixation on mall neeeeds to be nutrailized from survivors minds since even the apperant knowlegde that 99% of the time there death traps cant get it through there heads need better way.maybe 100% --       22:30, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Slay3r's Thoughts/Comments/Whatever

It would definitely be easier to hold one building than an entire mall. Having a NT, hospital, PD, and warehouse/factory under control would be easier to defend than a mall. All the resources from the malls can be found in those four places, and if one of them falls, the survivors can quickly regroup in another building and re-take the ransacked one. With a mall, if one corner fell it is extremely likely that the other three go down too because the zombies can just walk into the next square, which is not possible with 4 buildings at EHB.

Also, thanks to everyone for the congratulations! -- 23:05, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

One Angry Zed's remarks

Regarding zombie vs. zombie tactics, may I suggest a look at our page, that of the Ridleybank ZKers? We've been honing tactics such as the one suggested above (though with a difference regarding that one) for some time now, and have employed them in a variety of situations and sieges, from Blackmore to the MT07. --One Angry Zed 22:20, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Quick question

Would anybody be particularly offended if I used a different character for this clan? I'm just tired of my scientist one (I'm still going to use him, but eh), and my fireman/soldier both need groups. They're level 13 and 14, both having the exact same skills right now (The only additional one is that my fireman, the level 14 one, has Body Building). These are the two of them:

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=787798 - My fireman, Leonard Futz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=787480 - My soldier, Jack Planter (Yes, he's currently a zombie; I died earlier this morning, I'm currently waiting at a revive point to be healed).

I think my fireman would be of more use to you all, since the only advantage my soldier would normally have over him is that his military skills cost less XP... but both of them already have every single military skill except for knife proficiency, so at this point he's just a hinderance in terms of the skill tree since he has to pay 150 XP for scientist skills while Leonard only has to pay 100. So, he'd probably be the guy to use here; I'm only posting both up because I don't remember whether or not you guys only allow one character per person in your group. --Aguyuno 22:29, 25 March 2007 (BST)

I'm not sure about the official group policy, but I think it is one character per person only. I wouldn't be opposed to you doing a straight swap, though. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 22:33, 25 March 2007 (BST)

Yeah, you can switch to whomever you want. -- 23:06, 25 March 2007 (BST)

Aight, cool. Where would I post about it to make it official? --Aguyuno 01:14, 26 March 2007 (BST)

As far as I know, just edit your section in the member list to include the profile of your new character. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:54, 26 March 2007 (BST)

Ethelred IV switched out his characters once. As long as you change the member section and take 'Ghetto Cow' out of your scientist's profile, you're good to go.--Lachryma^☭ 07:00, 26 March 2007 (BST)

My Apollogies

I really gotta apologize for disappearing this weekend. I was running LARPs at a local gaming convention. I will let you guys know next time. http://www.simcon.org is the site for the con. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:43, 5 April 2007 (BST)

I don't know what a larp is, probably some sort of musical instrument, and I don't wanna know what it is. Anyway, welcome back, Mr. Big Bad Robot!--Lachryma^☭ 00:00, 6 April 2007 (BST)

LARP = Live Action Roleplaying. It is kinda what we do on Urban Dead, but we get all dressed up in costumes and act out whatever it is we are doing. wikipedia article on LARPing --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 01:14, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Um...to preserve my sanity and my cool factor, I refuse to click that link. Moving along, I hope you had fun. And stuff. Hey look, a metal detector!--Lachryma^☭ 01:17, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Also, the particular kind of LARP I run is called mind's eye theatre. Do you even have a cool factor, Lach? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 01:19, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Probably. I'm too busy being deep to notice how cool I am ;)--Lachryma^☭ 01:25, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Personally, I'd be more inclined to question her sanity than her cool factor, but then that's just me :p --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 02:42, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Insanity=cool. Sane=dull. That's sounds really fun though, Ev933n. --Skitchipoo 18:06, 6 April 2007 (BST)

I have had people call it nerdy, then again... those were the cool kids who don't even play this game. I mean, LARPing is kinda nerdy... but at least it is not D&D. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:17, 7 April 2007 (BST)

My turn to apologise

I've been away for a couple weeks now. Been busy with school, and very sidetracked by Command and Conquer 3 since I just got it, lmao. Sorry, guys - I'll be more active now ^_^.

Oh, and@Ev933n - you best not be hatin' on D&D! --Aguyuno 14:33, 25 April 2007 (BST)

D&D is for chumps! I suppose that a few tens of thousands of fans can't be wrong about it though. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:21, 26 April 2007 (BST)

Vote on PKers

Enter your vote today! A new poll has been created for the ghetto_cow group:

My character feels that PKers (player-killers) are:

o Very Bad

o Somewhat Bad

o Neutral

o Somewhat Good

o Very Good

o I don't care

To vote, please visit the following web page: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ghetto_cow/surveys?id=2161318

Or, just leave a comment below:

1. I don't care --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 19:39, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
2. Very Bad (that is in characteer, OOC I dont care unless they hit me or my friends)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 20:21, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

   It is a questionaire for IC feelings. I should have clarified.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:40, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

   Clarified. --Ev933n / Talk_PPGC 20:40, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

   Well, after the clarification, I have to say: "Are you realy asking if murder is wrong? (remenber I'm a cop xD)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 21:41, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

3. 'Murderers is bad for health, so I hate such evil filth. I hope their souls get eaten by Kevan-god.--Lachryma^☭ 20:58, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

   Lach, you confuse me! On the mailing list, you voted differently. Neutral: lachryma. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 13:33, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

   When I voted, I remembered I had a PKer alt. I mean-No, I don't have to explain myself, being confusing is a good tactic.--Lachryma^☭ 14:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

4. Well I did already vote, but I didn't know that was supposed to be IC. Luckily, my vote woulda been the same anyway: Somewhat Bad. --Andre Aloisius 19:45, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
5. Somewhat bad--I'm morally opposed to the idea, but as long as they aren't bugging me, I won't bug them. --Specialist290^♠ 21:12, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
6. ZOMFG PKerz iz d kewlest! Liek, Bill iz mai bestest freind and totally keeled some doode 4 me! They iz dee neetest evar!!!1!!!!one!!!!11!eleven!!!!one!!!111111!!!! -- 04:19, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

   Whatever. That's, like, sooo 2006.--Lachryma^☭ 04:22, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

   Whatever?! Whatever?! And you mock me. That is so Wednesday November 23rd, 2005 at 3:45:09.23565 UTC, c'mon get with the times. -- 04:30, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

   Mocking is, like, timeless. It's like diamonds. Duh.--Lachryma^☭ 04:36, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

   Well, I don't care for diamonds too much because I can't buy them with a credit card, let alone anything else. The credit card companies say, "I'm a risk" and "financially unstable" and that I have bad credit and some other ridiculous reasons. So you know what, I don't go for diamonds, brains are a lot cheaper and they taste better. -- 04:43, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I am one of the lamest people ever.

I totally can play UD from my phone now. skweezer.net

To do this most efficiently, input the following URL into your phone:

http://www.skweezer.net/s.aspx/3/urbandead.com/map.cgi

--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:44, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha, no, I think that's pretty awesome. If my phone wasn't ancient, I would totally do it. --Andre Aloisius 01:46, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

boobs. --Ev933n / Talk

Hello people. Lachryma, I am just wondering when I get to use the seven revive needles I got. Are going to temporary help at a revive point? If not could you at least tell me how to help so I can get rid of these needles. Thanks. Also that other PD had 4 zeds in it so I am still without shotgun ammo. I do have 3 pistol clips and 11 pistols with some odd bullets in them. Now lets move cuz sitting in a building waiting for the zeds to break in is not my idea of fun.--Dag00 04:08, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Ridleybank may not be safe any more. The Blackmore building has 108 zombies inside and its going to fall. I am calling for a strategic retreat of all Ghetto Cow forces from the Blackmore building. I will look for new stronghold and would appreciate any suggestions.--Dag00 04:21, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

Hey, the cades are down at the Blackmore Building and all is going to hell. There was 204 zombies outside and already 2 in the building. I hope that we can hold on. Long live the Blackmore Empire!!--Dag00 03:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Psh, minor break ins are common. Most of those dead fools are out of AP, so keep the cades up and don't panic. Remember, cades first, then kill 'em.--Lachryma 03:51, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

So bad stuff happened at caiger mall. Good thing we did not go there.--Dag00 19:26, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, it got ugly. People are talking about retaking, but...Anyway, Ridleybank today!--Lachryma 20:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I guess I'm in your group now so I'll start writing here. I will head over to Yagoton tomorrow and stay in one of the police stations until I augment my shooting skills fully. Then I will head down to Ridleybank and help out around the Blackmore Building. I'm not sure what firequag's doing, but he should contact you soon. Best of luck. --Zombie slay3r 04:11, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Zombie slay3r sounds a little...annoyed that he's in our group: "I guess I'm in your LAME, SORRY, SUCKY group now...", so we'll ply him with free rats and scotch once he gets to the Blackmore Building. Maybe then he'll come to his senses.--Lachryma 04:24, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm not annoyed that I am in GC, its just that I don't have enough skills to head to Ridleybank and really be useful. I am annoyed that it takes so long to regenerate AP because I really want to head over to Yagoton. --Zombie slay3r 05:16, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Naw, we know you're sad since your group disbanded, and who wouldn't be? Anyway, you might want to just come on down, since we need more people in Ridleybank, and there is plenty of zombies for XP and improved skills. Yagoton is far safer though.--Lachryma 00:15, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I just rolled into Yagoton and I'm staying in the Whatmore Building. I guess that's all, stay safe everybody. --Zombie slay3r 07:22, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

I wish I could stay safe, but noooo, the zombies just had to break in to the hospital I was sleeping in. Why didn't I sleep at the Blackmore Building?!--Lachryma 00:01, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

It isn't looking too good in Yagoton. Those Shacknews zombies seem to be assaulting the suburb and it appears that the sh*t is about to hit the fan. Take care everyone! --Zombie slay3r 04:17, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Update: I just found out our errant newbies are operating in Shuttlebank, so I imagine they will be okay. Fething shacknews...You might want to go wait out the storm in a PD in Shuttlebank, but that's your choice.--Lachryma 04:20, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Zombie slay3r, you may have noticed we don't really use this page. You may think we are a bunch of uncoordinated fools who make up everything as we go along, but actually we use email and our talk pages to stay up to date, as well us our main page. Just FYI, and letting you know how we operate. Feel free to let us know how you are doing here, but any specific concerns or questions, if you have any, should be on our talk pages. Thanks!--Lachryma 03:36, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

DUN Dun duuuuuuuhhh!

Looks like Shacknews is disbanding soon... possibly a ploy? Maybe Nexus War is a better game? Who knows, check it out: http://shacknews.blogs.friendster.com/shacknews_ferals/ --Skitchipoo 23:54, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

So...

What's our plan of action? Looking through the NMC Message Boards, I found out that The Malton Rangers are officially in the area of Caiger Mall and holed up in an undisclosed safehouse... therefore I'm willing to stick it out at Caiger to see if there will be a coordinated attack, otherwise I have no problem moving over to Gulsonside. --Skitchipoo 01:03, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

On that note, I'd like to make an offer as the leader of the Malton Rangers. We've recently been absorbing smaller groups (such as klan blitzkrieg) who's heads and hearts are all in the right places, but just don't have the numbers any sizeable difference. So, if you want to discuss a possible absorbtion, feel free to contact me on the NMC boards --Dickhole Bonaparte _{Leader, Malton Rangers} 03:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Contacting GC

Where are you guys based currently/what is your radio frequency (if any)? --Ev933n 01:00, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

• RE: Latrobe. None (that I am aware of). Oh, and guys, how do we communicate? I have seen moderately extensive use of the wiki, but no mention of IRC, AIM, or email. --Ev933n 18:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• RE: http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/ghetto_cow

Hey, DHPD Bores me, Waiting for revive at St. Izzie's, could I join when I scuttle back to Latrobe? -- Nibiletz 15:49, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Revives

Where are the active revives near Latrobe?--Ev933n 16:16, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

• RE: Oh, I am an idiot. St Isidore's Church [23, 27]

RE: Current Caiger Activities

YAY!! BRAGGING! Sorry about not reading the heading for the "Travel Journal". --Ev933n 23:25, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

F*CK F*CK F*CK

Exhausted, you can go no further.

Using a NecroNet lab terminal and a spare needle casing, you manufacture a Mk II revivification syringe.

Your IP address has accessed this server too many times today.

2 more

• By my insane calculating capabilities and skills... Assuming that Icho, Buckycatt, and Jammer don't exist anymore, then we need 2 more members to be on the list. Assuming that any of those folks do exist....... then less. Let me know who out of those individuals does and does not exist. Ev933n / Talk 17:34, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

• • ONE MORE TO GO!!! --Ev933n / Talk 03:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

• • • and we might have him/her! Xensyria just emailed me about how to help Caiger Mall.--Ev933n / Talk 18:53, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

So...

Any ideas on where we should go once Latrobe runs out of steam? --Specialist290 16:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Sounds good. I've been keeping in touch w/ the Channel 4 News Team, and they say the Mall Tour is currently in Stickling at the moment, so that might make a good stop when we're finished at Latrobe. But yeah, it looks like we've still got a ways to go yet :) --Specialist290 19:14, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

get it?

Google

• • OH! And we are the top result of a google search for Ghetto Cow.

naked

Ev933n is still naked. Do you freaks usually let people stand around you naked? Oh... right... Skitch... NVM... I will go to the the Mall and get some clothes... perverts. --Ev933n / Talk 20:32, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

• PS: little miss Czarina and Dagwood, you to should be ashamed of yourselves! --Ev933n / Talk 20:32, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I no care about member's state of dress. I have more important matters, and zombie blood usually covers nakedness. Also, maybe you get me red blouse at mall? Current one is too big, as I lose weight in Malton.--Lachryma^☭ 23:07, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

What do you guys think?

I made this today. I am still working on it. It will take more time than I have today. If someone artistic wants to help out, email me... Otherwise, just leave me feedback on my Talk Page... --Ev933n / Talk 23:51, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

OH! and avoid the obvious "it looks shitty!" and just tell me what else it should look like. IE: What are our group colours? Should the rat look cute? angry? Should I use Cow print as a background? The scotch bottle probably needs something... I don't know what. --Ev933n / Talk 23:51, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

IMAGE DELETED

Hmm... How about going w/ red as the background for one half of the shield (the rat or the scotch--doesn't matter) and keeping blue on the other half, then putting the whole thing on a cow print background? Just thought I'd drop a suggestion... --Specialist290 01:36, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Let us have a angry looking rat, with a darker background. Is lovely though.--Lachryma^☭ 05:32, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH WHAT IS ABOVE, THEY HAVE APPROX 12 HOURS TO SAY SO! my aim = eugenethepirate if anyone wants to live chat with me while I complete the masterpiece that is this pic. my YIM is the same as my email that is registered for the mailing list/GCboard. IRC: server=irc.undernet.org channel=#goth user=keeblerx... any other chat protocols and ... well, email me, and I have pretty much everything... jabber... I even have the polish-specific Gadu-Gadu (literally translated as 'to bullshit') ... whee. --Ev933n / Talk 07:08, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Someone toss these up for speedy deletion! They were just screwups and prototypes. --Ev933n / Talk 21:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

  Image:GC-shield-sm.gif & Image:Prototype---GC-shield_-_sm.jpg

I have multiple versions of this (size-wize). If someone wants the image to have a particular background... find me one that is over 900x900 pixels.. editing crap means I end up with crap. The only reason that I didn't is because it is hard to find cow print that isn't crap. --Ev933n / Talk 21:24, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

---

This image has a clear background, so it will fit seamlessly onto anything. Like the Cap's talk page.

to use this image, toss up [[Image:GC-shield-sm.png]]

---

• Good stuff! --Skitchipoo 16:24, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

According to our latest strategy...

We are supposed to be avoiding rotters at the cemetary. Here you go. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=652521 is a rotter at the cemetery. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:35, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Ummm...that guy isn't a rotter...look at his skills...apparently your impending vacation has rotted your brain. Well, have fun!--Lachryma^☭ 15:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

out of town

I will be heading out of town for a few days. Talk to you guys when I get back. If you need anything, AIM emergencyeugene... that is my AIM acct for my cell phone. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:35, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Idea!

Hmm... Maybe we could sponsor (or help run) a second "idiot run"? I read that the original administrator, Tyler Whitney0, does plan on reviving the Iditarod but that he'll need more staff in order to do it. I've already got a basic little plan formed out in my head, but I'll need to see who's interested before I contact him about it... --Specialist290 03:44, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Sounds vaguely decent...but in Malton's current climate, I don't think it would be very fun. "Woo, I found another safehouse with no zombies in a ten mile radius!"--Lachryma^☭ 04:09, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

HA~!

Haha! Akule failed in his plans to delete the C4NT! Jesus, what an Asshole! He deserved to have his logo under attack. I mean really, he just feels that he can be a wikilawyer and blow everything out of proportion! I mean yeah, if it were a serious legal issue I would agree, but I doubt the makers of anchorman would be annoyed, I'm sure they would be flattered! And what this guy doesn't seen to realize is that NOBODY CARES ABOUT URBAN DEAD! Seriously, NO POLICING FORCE WILL CARE! He is just a jerk that needs more time on his hands, and I was about to leave a very nasty vote, but Gage got to it first.

He is just a vigalante, I feel really bad, because I actually was sympathetic because he was being ripped to shreds. And if Kevin allowed this to happen, half of the players, zombie or survivor, would form another on strike group. - Nibiletz 01:03, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

He needs to have his eyes gouged out with a wooden spoon.

Well, I care about UD. And I doubt half the players have heard of the C4NT, and even fewer would be willing to strike for one group's wiki page. And Kevan doesn't delete stuff normally, that's a job for mods. And this has nothing to do with discussing Caiger...Akule is annoying though.--Lachryma^☭ 01:11, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

   she referrences caiger because this got put under the heading Talk:Ghetto_Cow#Major_Group_Discussion --Ev933n / Talk PPGC

Couldn't resist. And I'm sure you were also pretty happy too. Nibiletz 03:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Rotters

We should probably eventually have a separate page for brain-rotters. I propose when we hit 10 rotters. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 04:30, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Lonewolf17a

Yeah i'll join I almost thought your we're just another person about to bitch me out on the wiki but yeah currently i'm in rhodenbank I'm level 36 so I think i can help out i'll see you at the mall in a few days... Thanks----Wolf 15:58, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Stuff we don't want on our talk page anymore. No, its not censorship!

What up, BuckyCatt was not taken so that is my name! Oh and i demand that i be one of the leaders!!

No, you can't be a leader! We started it, we organized the safe house, and we are killing zombies! You aren't even in the same suburb! So there!--Lachryma 23:01, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

What do you mean i need to be a leader, really iafter all that we have benn through to gether!! and i would have join earlier but no system!!

'After all we've been through'? Like, how I walked you through getting you to safety and how the game works? Anyway, I don't know why you care. We don't have enough members to boss around, and the position is very informal anyway, so think of it as Cofounders, not Leaders. Okay?--Lachryma 20:08, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

No i was thinking more on our lives in gen. and also if it really does nothing, that is the leadership position then why cann't i be, why do you care. the only reason that i do is that when we go big i am a leader! i will even take a leadership role in a branch when that happens.

I know you meant our lives our in general...but Bren, you aren't doing anything for the group. Get some new members, be active, and stop whining, and maybe you can be an honorary squad leader. Dyan made this page, I beefed it up, he set up the safe house, I got our name out there. He enlisted Joel, I enlisted you, I walked you through your first day and now I'm helping Joel get revived. What have you done? You want the leadership position, get some levels and get some respect. And don't even think about getting all pissed off, cuz no new recruit ever gets a leadership role right off the bat.--Lachryma 18:36, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Yes soon we will have millions of survivors in our group and we will need great squad leaders, like brendan and joel. So just let the brains work out the problems and do what you are told. :-) We do not need to have a revolt in our organization now because it just BARELY started!!--Dag00 03:55, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow Operatives

Strike Team: Alpha-Psi

Five members needed. Two slots left.

This team's requirements are Firearms Proficiencies, Firearms, and Ammunition. If you are not capable of doing over 125 Damage per day, do not sign up.

1. >> Skitchipoo currently has enough ammo for 2-3 days and a reliable fire axe. He spent his FAKS and syringes recently so he has 14% extra room now, which will be filled up with more ammo if there's time to search.
2. >> Ethelred wades into battle carrying 12 pistols, 5 or 6 shotguns, one knife and fire axe. If he's lucky, it lasts two days.
3. >> Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ has about a day or two's worth of ammo and a fire axe.
4. >> Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 02:20, 7 April 2007 (BST)
5. >>

Meat Shield Elite: Epsilon-Theta

If you do not sign up for anything else, Ev will put you here.

This group's requirements are FAKs & Flak Jacket. Suggested skills/equipment include: Body Building, NT Employment, Construction, Freerunning, Axe, Revivification Syringes. This group requires less, but is the most important group! (and thus the most populous) Without you guys, this whole thing fails. (everyone else)

1. >> I've recently maxed out survivor skills, I'm stocked in Faks and ammo, no needles at the moment, but am willing to die for...what are we fighting for again? I'm a good piece of meat. -Nibiletz 13:06, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

   What Items do you have? I actually think you should be with the Cleanup Crew or the Recovery team. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

2. >>

Cleanup Crew: Kappa-Phi

This operative is closed.

This crew's requirements are Construction, Melee Proficiencies, and Melee Weapons. This crew will act as a support network for the Epsilons. Do not sign up if you do not have Construction.

1. >> - Cycling suggestions is a huge pain in the ass.
2. >> Cap - I am the jackass of all trades.
3. >> Che13 I love to put lead into Zeds, but if you need me elswhere just say so, normal equipment includes 7 pistols, 5 shotguns, 5 FAKs, axe and usually 1 NT serum, but I'm currently Mrh?ing and low on ammo (if I recall right)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 08:20, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

   If you don't have ammo, then you probably shouldn't be on a strike team. You should be with the cleanup crew.--Lachryma^☭ 22:22, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

   As Lachryma. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

   Done

   Can you pick up an axe? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 04:19, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

   I already have one, is part of my normal equipment (yeah I like to kill Zeds, but I cade first :P)--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 05:36, 24 March 2007 (UTC) Just revived by our beautifull czarina and I discovered my memory is crap I have exactly 32 pistol shots and 7 shotgun shots. you decide if I change teams again or not, makes no difference--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 05:47, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

   Save your ammo for Yag and stick to your axe.--Lachryma^☭ 05:48, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

4. >> IceJedi5

Recovery Squad: Lambda

This operative is closed.

This crew's requirements are

Either: First Aid or NT Employement and Revivification Syringes

No exceptions; Freerunning and FAKs. Do not sign up if you do not meet these requirements.

Do not sign up for this group if you do not meet the qualifications.

1. >> Lachryma^☭ 05:37, 21 March 2007 (UTC) - Would you like to buy a medkit?
2. >> Andre Aloisius 05:16, 21 March 2007 (UTC) - Rah rah ree, heal 'em in the knee!
3. >> JAK Gladney (MJS) -- I don't have any survivor skills except for Free Running so far (which disqualifies me from pretty much every team), so I'll put myself on the bottom of this list. But these skill sets are the ones I'm planning on building up.

   Do you have obscene ammts of FAKs? Can you obtain some? Then Awesome. Welcome to Lambda. You can borrow Lach's Diagnosis skill. This will be in the form of "HEY! JAK!, Ev still needs healing." If you don't feel like collecting FAKs, join Epsilon. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 12:04, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

   He says he has 25 medkits. That sounds good to me.--Lachryma^☭ 17:24, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

   I am sold. JAK hereby is the single loophole in the group requirements thing. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

   Loophole? He has freerunning. And medkits. And a rat. What more could you want from him?!--Lachryma^☭ 16:30, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

   First Aid or NT Employment --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 04:06, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

4. >>--       00:43, 23 March 2007 (UTC) As long as im not doing open head surgery on survivors ill be glad to tend to there aliments lol
5. >>--Cow0160girl 17:36, 23 March 2007 (UTC) I like collecting FAX as long as there is a mall nearby. I have a couple syringes too.

Those capable of filling any spot

This operative is closed.

If you are capable of doing any of these jobs, put your name below. We will assign you a spot.

If you haven't signed yet, either choose Alpha, Epsilon or Omikron. I will personally assign you a task if not. Also, I will be looking through your profiles. If I find someone who best fits a spot, I will put that person in said spot. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:07, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

• >> Ev933n
• >> Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦

How well stocked on Ammo are you currently? I would actually like to see you as an Alpha. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

No clue--I haven't been on since yesterday, and I've been dead for a couple of days before that. The only thing I know for certain is that I have a little of everything, but probably not enough of any one thing in particular. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 03:50, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Gather some ammo and sign up for Alpha.--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 11:59, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Roger that. I'm on it. --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 03:35, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

• >> IceJedi5 / Talk. I can fall into any category that is needed, as of right now I am low on ammo and have one syringe, I had a one or two break-ins while reaching Yagoton. Personaly I'd prefer a job that involves not shooting, I don't have the luck to get many shots through.

Unless someone else signs up for that last slot, go for Lambda. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 04:19, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Congrats, you are now a Kappa. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 18:07, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

What's with all the "Katana Alpha Echo Squad" crap? It's not needed. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 21:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

It's Greek, which makes it cool :D --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 21:07, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

It's just Ev being all gangsta. Duh. Luckily, I renamed my squad "Lambda" in honor of Half Life...and Concerned.--Lachryma^☭ 21:09, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

It's all very well and good you get to be named after the best game ever made, but what about the rest of us? Ev can be very gangsta if he wants to be, but can we all be called "Ghetto Cow"? United we stand, divided into trenchcoatery teams we fall. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 12:56, 27 March 2007 (BST)

It's just a new idea of getting organized into what we like to do. Many larger groups have similar divisions. Anyway, we haven't really used this...--Lachryma^☭ 15:26, 27 March 2007 (BST)

No, not really. It would be cool if we did. Maybe we are just not big enough for this yet? I mean, we all just attempt to stay alive atm. That is really all we may be capable of for now. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 06:33, 29 March 2007 (BST)

Maybe we aren't big enough...or maybe it's the fact that my leadership style is to throw members at objectives...--Lachryma^☭ 15:19, 29 March 2007 (BST)

Wait till you have two teams that can hold a single building by themselves. We're talking the whole of Ghetto Cow at ~50 members for that to happen. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 00:18, 30 March 2007 (BST)

That's an excellent idea, Dux!--Lachryma^☭ 00:29, 30 March 2007 (BST)

Well actually as long as the members are active and on at the right times 5-10 people can hold a building of course the more the merrier. I think we can have organized teams with out the 50+ members they just cant be completely independent we would only need them if were going to retake a building or try and save one from zombie infestation. The people that go and kill zombies would need to be more than 5 becuase even with a shotgun lots of ammo and the best hit percentage one person would still be lucky to kill one zombie at 60hp and do a desent amount of damage to another if you factor in reloads and misses so if theres a major break in 5 people might not stop it alone. So i think there should only be 2 teams at the time being since were stil relitivly small 1) people who heal, revive, barricade, hold buildings, and set up gennies 2) people who kill, dump, and hold buildings. This way there would be enough people to hold a building safely. There could be a third group if it was to much for 2 groups to do alone and still be effective.--       01:51, 30 March 2007 (BST)

You're being too idealistic and unrealistic. Yes, it is technically possible for 5-10 people to hold a building. however, all you need is 3 or 4 of those people not not log in for 24 or 36 hrs, and a break-in happens. Then, there are less than a dozen bodies to take punishment and hold the building. Trust me, from my experience you really need at least 25 people to sit in and hold one building effectively. I think that the last few events for GH have show this - even with a highly coordinated group, we're still getting fucked over by a dozen or so zeds. Frustrate much?--_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 02:14, 30 March 2007 (BST)

Well yes true the number that you need to hold a building relly depends more on how many zeds in the area in a place like Yatgon or Millen hills ya it would take 25-50 people to hold a building becuase attacks are constant and there more than one zed acting at the same time. In a normal situation were attacks are less frequent as long as you keep the building EHB 5 - 10 people can hold it easily, VSB is a diffrent story my main when he is a zombie can get therough them with enough ap remaining to nearly kill a person at full health. So we really cant base our numbers effect since we've only been in places where theres zombie to survivor ratio of 1:1 or 2:1 with some buildings. Even so 2 zombies attacking cades at the same time can get through EHB if theres not a person on the other end cadeing at the same time. So really there no golden number to where a building can be held with out a doubt. Its just luck and if your in the wrong place at the wrong time there could be 500 survivors in a building and it would still be ransacked look at the malls. Since as we have found our when you get a large survivor presence if there not told to do somthing 9 times out of 10 they just stand there log in make sure there no zeds inside and log out thats why smaller groups like us can be just as effective as large groups of independent survivors survivors in some cases since we'll do somthing as a group witch adds to the effectiveness.I relise our group alone right now would more than likey never hold a building in a place where you get larger groups of zombies attacking becuase the larger groups can even hold them by themselves. I shuld have specified that 5-10 people could hold a building a safer area like where were are now.--       19:39, 1 April 2007 (BST)

You just ignored my point of meat shields - yes, even if 5 zeds break in, we're not all infected and close to outnumbered next time we log in. The others can then heal, cade, revive and attack. It's just best to have a larger number of people. And not advertise it either. That's why I think GH is getting so smashed recently - possible a few or even one zed group is anticipating your moves? --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 01:22, 2 April 2007 (BST)

What's 'GH'? Is that some sort of group? Anyway, (deep movie trailer voice): In a world controlled by the undead, does it matter if they are telepathic or not? (end movie trailer voice) In other words, in fethed, red suburbs we will get hit. And we will die, if we don't have a whole lotta friends in our safe house. So there's no need to get all paranoid!--Lachryma^☭ 01:30, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Doh! I meant GC. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 04:21, 2 April 2007 (BST)

You said 'GH' twice. I thought you were trying to confuse those filthy, spying zombies ;)--Lachryma^☭ 04:25, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, gotta watch out for those filthy zambahs... Rambarhaa.. banargrrah! Ahem... frog in my throat.. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 05:24, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Project Tumbleweed

This is the super-secret non-wiki plan. I have gathered 16 FAKs and am now out of slots/encumberance or whatever... --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:08, 29 April 2007 (BST)

Project Tumbleweed is already taken. It was a River Tactics thingy called Operation Tumbleweed. So we need a new name for our great plan.--Lachryma^☭ 21:14, 29 April 2007 (BST)

Project != Operation. It is confusing though. I will work on it. --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 21:24, 29 April 2007 (BST)

Project...um...Project Empty Shell? Project Where-Art-Thou, People?--Lachryma^☭ 21:29, 29 April 2007 (BST)

i got a name "Project: Hold on i need to think of a name..." :) I like it dont you?--       01:26, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Laaaaame!--Lachryma^☭ 01:58, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Project Rat cheese? -Nibiletz 01:59, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Project Stimulate Erect Buildings. Or some other sexual euphemism. --Skitchipoo 04:19, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Project Stimulation sounds good enough. ;) --^T 04:38, 30 April 2007 (BST)

*sigh* I don't know why I put up with you nymphos...--Lachryma^☭ 04:42, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Cuz there's a little nympho in all of us, Lach. Don't deny your inner horny manatee. Project Horny Manatee? Wow, my head is in the gutter today, or I've been watching too much Conan O'Brien. --Skitchipoo 05:13, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Manatee? Oh, I get it, manatee = sea cow, and our group name is Ghetto Cow. Haha, good one! --^T 05:17, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Great, nymphos with bad puns...it never ends...oh, woe is me!--Lachryma^☭ 05:39, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Actually it's a skit from Conan O'Brien. He made a joke about hornymanatee.com on the air and NBC was forced to buy the domain name. It was funny for maybe 2 episodes, but the website is still up. Watch more Conan! --Skitchipoo 05:55, 30 April 2007 (BST)

No, I'll watch more Da Ali G Show, as it's funnier. Psh, manatees...--Lachryma^☭ 05:57, 30 April 2007 (BST)

The popularity of the Borat movie totally ruined Ali G for me (or at least Borat, the character). I swear, if I hear one more damn Borat reference from a 14 year old kid.... --Skitchipoo 06:05, 30 April 2007 (BST)

I never liked that character anyway, so I don't really care. Let them blab on about Borat, they haven't seen the genius of Ali G or Bruno!--Lachryma^☭ 06:09, 30 April 2007 (BST)

"The Retirement Home Op" or Operation: Retire appears to be the most classy name I could come up with. It is a reference to page 2 of http://z13.invisionfree.com/Hlfrankiln/index.php?showtopic=1750 --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 08:48, 30 April 2007 (BST)

I like 'The Retirement Home Op'--Lachryma^☭ 15:22, 30 April 2007 (BST)

That will work i dont know what the big deal about a name is but then we wouldnt have this long pointless comverstaion now would we lol --       22:00, 30 April 2007 (BST)

I fucking hate Shakespear for popularizing the concept that a name is unimportant. Designations solve confusion. The reason we name our plans is because otherwise, folks would be confused. "The super secret plan!" "Which one?!" "The one that involves Zombies!" "Wait... all of our plans do." --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 22:10, 30 April 2007 (BST)

The Retirement Home Op sounds good! --Skitchipoo 22:26, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Or, to put it in "operational" format: Operation: Retirement Home!

(Although, for some reason, I've always wanted to name something "Operation: Catholic Agriculture." It just popped into my head one day a long time ago and stuck around for a while...) --Specialist290 ♠♥♣♦ 23:02, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Sorry, Spec, we already got a name. Hell, Ev already put it on the main page! (grrr....)--Lachryma^☭ 00:08, 1 May 2007 (BST)

I appologize for nothing! (but seriously, sorry if I stepped on toes yet again.)--Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 14:57, 2 May 2007 (BST)

No, I was just joking. I think. I can't really remember.--Lachryma^☭ 15:56, 2 May 2007 (BST)

Whatmore or bale?

Revives aren't an issue right now, and whatmore is doing fine. Should we go to bale? I fear that I'll go looking for some germans without orders..—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nibiletz (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Well, if you bothered to look at, oh, I don't know, the GC page, you'd figure out what was going on...--Lachryma^☭ 02:07, 27 April 2007 (BST)

Hey, Can we reinforce the Style NT? I'm there with like 4 others. -Nibiletz 22:43, 28 April 2007 (BST)

I'm there.--Lachryma^☭ 22:49, 28 April 2007 (BST)

I can get there anytime you need me there.--       17:09, 29 April 2007 (BST)

comic

do yourselves a favour and read this! it is pure brilliance! http://www.bigjcomics.com/mistakesweremade/ --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 20:03, 22 April 2007 (BST)

Yeah, Mistakes Were Made rules. Even if it made by a RRFer...--Lachryma^☭ 20:07, 22 April 2007 (BST)