Talk:The Kilt Store

Great Job

May I just say, sir, what an excellent service your Kilt Store provides. Since young Joe purchased his kilt, he's had several admiring comments - even one from a Bounty Hunter. Also, although his other clothing has become sullied by the rough-and-tumble of Malton life, his kilt remains in good condition. Quality workmanship if ever I saw it! Perhaps you should add a "Happy Customers" section on the Kilt Store page, where proud kilt owners can add their profiles? --Bob Fortune ^RR 12:20, 12 October 2007 (BST)

We're glad you are a satisfied customer and your suggestion for a testimonials page is a grand idea! We've now implemented this suggestion and you'll find it here --Kilt Store Owner 13 October 2007

Not just for the living!

The RRF Gore Corps sure do love your kilts. They keep our special areas covered without the need for loathsome pants. We always feel oh-so-fashionable in our kilts. Some might even call us jaunty! Your service, quality and supply guarantee that we'll be repeat customers. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 20:41, 17 October 2007 (BST)

Goolina, it's always good to see you...well...except when it's looking up through a haze of gunsmoke and the rain of spent shells. Still, we're glad you are a satisfied customer and I've copied your testimonial over to here --Kilt Store Owner 17 October 2007

Say, you guys wouldn't happen to be hiring, would you? I'm a firm believer in equality in kilt ownership. --Goolina _{Gore Corps (retired)} 21:48, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

What? You're retiring from the Gore Corps? Huh, how about that. Well, the Kilt Store always has openings. You might present a special case as I suspect you're "retirement" may require some unusual level of trust and forgiveness on the part of some. However, I find the idea promising if you adhere to the Kilt Store creed. We should explore this more. --Kilt Store Owner 2 March 2008

Rawr

My rotter waiting at revive points is merely looking to get acquainted once more with my national dress. Bah! --Karloth Vois ^RR 13:07, 26 October 2007 (BST)

Well, if you'd like to step into a fine kilt we'd love to have you as a customer. Just step next door to the NT building and, upon entry. Mrh you're little heart out and hopefully someone will restore you back to the customer side of the survivor/zombie divide. Then just step over to our store and we'll give you priority service for a new custom kilt. Hope to see you soon. -- Kilt Store Owner 28 October, 2007.

Thank you kindly

Mr. Kilt Store Owner for sending over that sweet Stray Dog and the other person whose name unfortunately escapes me. St. Eth's really needed the extra hands..er paws and we really appreciated the help. During more settled and quieter times, I'll be sure to visit and award some blue ribbons. ;) Also, The Stray Dog is owed a medal and a large bag of snausages for defeating all of his challengers in the small race we had during the siege. Thank you again for the help! xoxo --Morgueasm 15:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Our pleasure to provide help wherever possible! If you'd like to return the favor Nichols Mall is currently under attack and would appreciate any help you can provide. There's highly discounted kilts in it for anyone who comes to help. Thanks! -- Kilt Store Owner, 4 February, 2008.

You're invited!

To attend our Valentine's day event! Please see the flyer on my page for details! Since we couldn't make it to help Nichol's mall out, we'll try and make it up in other ways. ;) --Morgueasm 17:13, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

TNR Alliance Request

Hey there, TNR will be using the kilt store as a place of pilgrimage so that we can acquire some top quality uniforms. We're nearby right now so expect to see a few of us popping in and out of the store. Hopefully we can have an alliance, which would mean that TNR would come running to Nichols to help defend te Kilt store at all costs. Get back to me on the TNR talk page if you are interested in this alliance. --Blanemcc 16:57, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

We were fighting when it fell. We're up in Santlerville at the moment, just regrouping and the like. We may swing by in a little while once we have finished our business up here in the NE corner. --Blanemcc 22:27, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Love this Page

Hello there. I just happened to be a zombie who came into the mall to munch on some sweet brains and I noticed your fine kilts. I know you don't serve zombies. I'm sorry for the reckless nature of my fellow zeds that have forced you into such an opinion, but if you could make an exception then I'd appreciate it. If not, well, then I will just have to be satisfied with my Zed-Mart knock offs.

Your page is well done and I found it highly amusing. Great job. --Ledin Junis June 05, 2008

It doesn't have to be this way! You too can embrace the spirit of the kilt. All it takes is a needle of life and a needle of fine threading. The Boss Kilt Store Owner was the mastermind behind the store and this page, so all credit to the man!--DDRJake 11:35, 7 June 2008 (BST)

Hello Ledin! Believe it or not, I actually noticed you when you entered the mall in the NE corner the other day. Glad you like the pages and the theme of the group! Thanks for the note! We'd so love to sell you a kilt but I see you are aware of our policy around kilt sales for zombies. Sadly, we've tried to provide them with service but they simply don't make good customers. Not once has a zombie ever purchased a kilt from the Kilt Store, yet they have repeatedly been the cause of vandalism that has prevented other customers from shopping here while we clean up the mess. As a result, unfortunately, we've had to establish the policy of denying them service and banning them from the store. Still, don't give up hope, you're merely a needle away from being a fine upstanding customer, even a member of The Kilt Store as the kilt can provide you with a spiritual "true North", as evidenced by The Redemption of the Kilt. -- Kilt Store Owner 11 June, 2008.

Alas, my brethren have ruined your good store. Tis a sad day indeed! *burb* I suppose I'll have to check back later to see if you've restocked. I saw you too Kilt Store Owner. And I recognize you and your company for the valiant defense. I'm not a member of the RRF, but I totally agree with the award they gave you. It was well deserved. I hope you won't hold that little chomp of good cheer I administered against me. As for the needle, I'm afraid I have an aversion to them. I break out suddenly in shotgun fire. Perhaps one day when I seek to retire, I too may take up the kilt. Until then, I hope to see you in Barhah again some day. --Ledin Junis

Not a problem at all. I recognize those little love bites for what they are and that's how I came to notice you. A quick FAK and I was good as new, with nothing but the memories to show for it. I recognize your aversion to needles, though your group name of "Mrh?" did force me to check the Wiki since I thought at first that it was a cry for customer service from The Kilt Store. Not to worry about our precious store. As mentioned in the main page, we have a very effective security system that minimizes the inconvenience of the zombie presence and once they move on we'll re-open the security doors, mop up a tad, and be back in business. See you next time. -- Kilt Store Owner 19 June 2008.

An Award from the Ridleybank Resistance Front

On behalf of the RRF I hereby present the Kilt Store with the Front's Golden Brain Award. May Barhah and lower-body nudity come to you all.

	Golden Brain
	This user or group has been awarded the Ridleybank Resistance Front's prestigious Golden Brain, because smart survivors are more fun and taste sweeter.

--Papa Moloch 23:04, 16 June 2008 (BST)

Why, thank you! Of course, "Barhah" is simply a stage of progress eventually leading to the Enlightenment of Tartan, so we of The Kilt Store have passed that stage, but we understand what you mean and appreciate it greatly. -- Kilt Store Owner 17 June 2008.

Category:The Kilt Store

You had enough subpages that they are now put in a category. The category page is yours to edit as you wish.--Pdeq^Talk* 21:45, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Cool! -- Kilt Store Owner 22 July 2008.

Alliance offer

Hello I'm Robert de Bruce leader of The Black Watch, I would like to propose an alliance between our two groups. Also I'd like to order ten sets of kilts, Black Watch tartan with matching sporrans and Sgian Dubhs. --Robert de Bruce 21:44, 18 July 2008 (BST)Robert de Bruce

Hail and well-met, friend! We are always eager to expand our customer base and look forward to providing you and your group with the finest Tartan kilts available and top-notch customer service! We're celebrating our grand re-opening so come on by for a special discount on the kilt of your choice and get enrolled in our Customer Service Plan. Also, you will be welcome to come to our board at http://z15.invisionfree.com/Nichols and coordinate with us and get early alerts about special discounts and sales. Good to meet you Robert! -- Kilt Store Owner 22 July 2008.

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

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Currently the suburb in question is Stanbury Village but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. thank you --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:50, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Quite Active--Ronny Billcraft 04:37, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Remember remember...

5th of November/2008

Hello friends at The Kilt Store! You may remember me from The Battle for the Kilt, and you may not. That does not concern me. Right now, our day, The 5th of November is what concerns me. I am coming to every group and asking you to help in these greatest of days. Now, I am not forcing anybody. Thank you for your time. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 12:46, 12 September 2008 (BST)

Very interesting! Thanks for your support during the Battle of the Kilt - we remember you and all who came to our one-year anniversary as good friends and customers. I'll disseminate the idea among our group. Thanks for letting us know. -- Kilt Store Owner 21 September 2008.

NAP

The Browncoats would like to extend an offer to create a Non-Aggression Pact between our two groups. If interested, let me know either on my own talk page or that of the Browncoats. Cheers. --Blanemcc 09:52, 14 September 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the offer, Blanemcc. Unfortunately, your group appears to be organized around PKing. You see, when people are dead, they can't buy kilts. So it would be counter-productive for us to encourage the conversion of people from potential customers (living) to those who have NEVER purchased a kilt from us (zombies). While we don't actively pursue PKers (for they too, are potential customers) we do have a policy that allows employees to pursue them if they are so inclined if they feel that PKers are reducing the customer base for kilt sales. We'll stick with that policy. -- Kilt Store Owner 21 September 2008.

Block Party

I thought I should mention... Renovations are under way in the Northwest corner of Stanbury Village in preparation for the first annual Malton Block Party. We're brining in a clean-up crew who should have the situation under control soon. After that's taken care of, we may be taking care of certain undesirable shoppers at your place of business if the negotiations don't go well.--Labine50 ^{MEMS | MHG} 01:14, 15 September 2008 (BST)

Excellent! And while you and your colleagues are here, please take advantage of our special Block Party kilt specials. Just mention the words "Block Party" and get your kilt at half price! Tell all your friends to come by and take advantage of this special deal! -- Kilt Store Owner 21 September 2008.

Now hold on. I just pursued the Wiki page for the Block Party and found quite a shock. Please tell me, sir, why the phrase "kilts are depreciated" appears on the main page of the announcement? While we welcome the support for our customer base and place of business as you describe in the post above, as you might imagine, this denigration of our fine products at The Kilt Store is counterproductive to our organizational goals and causes us to question the motives of the Block Party. What is the meaning of this public discouragement to our products, sir? -- Kilt Store Owner 21 September 2008.

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

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I know this may seem like a random request, but it's for all groups regardless of size. Thanks! -- Linkthewindow  Talk  00:29, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Quite Active! Would you like to buy a kilt? We have special on purple this week. -- Kilt Store Owner 2 March 2009.

I've got one, Thanks! YoHoho^Talk 06:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Hello Kilt Store

I'm not sure this is the best way to contact you fellows, but, I am working out a plan for the 5th of November/ Zombie Thanksgiving event this year. Please leave me a response on wether or not you would like to join us. Thanks!--Megameh 04:06, 23 August 2009 (BST)

Thanksgiving for what? Probably I can bring some pagan zombies. --Freakazoit 21:41, 26 August 2009 (BST)

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Thanks --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:13, 7 October 2009 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre '10.

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Thanks --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:01, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

Definitely. Otherwise, I'd be naked.--sannok^{(talk)(kilts)} 06:18, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

Awsome --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:38, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

Waily, Waily, Waily!

Dear Kilt Store:

I would like to register my extreme disgust that I - or rather, my alt, Necrodeus, - was, whilst revived, was callously shot in the head by a member of your illustrious organisation, for the apparent 'crime' of wearing RRF tags. As a thoroughbred rotter, it should have been clear to all and sundry that I am not part of the Gore Corps, and was merely waiting for the mall to re-open so that I may purchase a fine kilt of my very own.

As a person entitled under clan law to wear the tartan (the glorious green of Mackenzie no less!) I hope that upon my next visit to the kilt store, you will be willing to waive your strict 'no zombies' rule, or at the very least offer me a Necrotech revive, and sell me a fine kilt at a discounted price.

Yours Sincerely,

Outraged of Tunbridge Wells

Sage|Carr ^Cobra 17:28, 26 April 2010 (BST)

Well, I'm a bit late to the ol' complaint department here, but better late than never, eh? Terribly sorry to hear of your misfortune at the hands of one of our employees. As I'm sure you well know our staff are particularly tasty and so they have been consumed and digested on a fairly regular basis by our well meaning but misguided foes in the RRF. It appears the Brain Rot has addled their mind a bit and are confused about how to acquire a kilt. Still you seem to have the right approach and I'd encourage you to try, try again until you can get that mighty tartan you desire. We do provide any of the living with the top-notch customer service we are known for once they make a purchase. We've even found that donning the Tartan has a certain life-altering impact and some have turned away from their misguided ways to know the Truth of Tartan. Good luck in your quest, and let me know when you're in the store and I'll provide you with a personal fitting. Regards. -- Kilt Store Owner 30 June 2010.

MMS

Hello Kilt Store people, Lostfire from the MMS here. I know we haven't had to many dealings in the past, but you we do enjoy it everytime we get a visit from one of your members. That being the case we would like to invite all of you to attend the coronation of our new Head Admin and new Head Nurse. There will be alcohol, food, naked twister, more alcohol, speechs, songs, and more alcohol. We hope to see you there!

tinyurl.com/WBbash

Thanks for the invite! We often have our hands full with our customers in need around Nichols Mall but if I ever find my way over there I'll drop in and share an Irn-Bru with you and your crew. Regards. -- Kilt Store Owner 30 June 2010.

GSGM2011

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--†hana†ologis† (talk) 06:41, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Stanbury Village, definitely. My supervisor will have to elaborate if we're anywhere else. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 08:32, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Noted. --†hana†ologis† (talk) 09:31, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

GSGM 2013

I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our our information page. Thanks. Penny Wise 01:54, 25 October 2013 (BST)

No official radio frequency, but we're kicking around in Stanbury Village. --sannok^{(talk)(kilts)} 03:24, 31 October 2013 (UTC)

Thank you for your response, I'll be confirming you guys as active on the page! Hoping to see you soon and maybe pick up a kilt from your store. -- ^{(stalk · KT · FoD · UT)} 11:08, 31 October 2013 (UTC)

Sadly, the store's been through a spate of vandalism and looting lately, but drop by sometime and we'll do what we can to get you outfitted! --sannok^{(talk)(kilts)} 02:59, 1 November 2013 (UTC)