User talk:Katthew

RON PAUL FOR POPE

Your user page

I believe it was blocked due to your banning. Standard protection on vandal pages and such. You can make a request to have it unprotected. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:29, 2 May 2008 (BST)

Make a request? You can't just do it now, seeing as how Katthew is, you know, not banned? --#10 - MONEY ^TMG 21:12, 2 May 2008 (BST)

I would have, but alas, I'm not a Psyop, as you apparently know. :) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:36, 3 May 2008 (BST)

What? Katthew not banned? What trick is this? Quick! Find me my ban hammer! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:18, 2 May 2008 (BST)

ugh god what fags these mortholes be --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 04:54, 3 May 2008 (BST)

Greetings from Danny Lee

Hi. I read your reply to my suggestion, and I would like to point out that you don't have to be such an ass about ideas you don't agree with. Your kind of reponses are the reason some people are really turned off by wikiers.

With all due respect, --Danny lee 02:52, 31 March 2008 (BST)

Hihi! Fuck off, whiny bitch. You're what's wrong with the wiki. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 15:58, 31 March 2008 (BST)

Sig Breakage

Hi. :) I think your sig is a bit broke. See Help:Templated_Signatures for help on getting it to work how you want it. You might want to shrink the bits on the end using <sup> tags to make it superscript. -- Cheese 00:09, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

I fixed it myself. I don't need the help of any man! --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 00:11, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Lol. :P Ok. Just thought I'd give you the heads up. -- Cheese 00:12, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

just saying

going to say this once, because i think i never said that but though that way since you came back...
you goons are doing an excelent job in the game... a new zombie apocalypse is in town, but this time greater than the one shackenews and lue brought in... and your suggestions selection really are the awesome... too bad you guys are on a high heel and think you are The Next Coming. If only you respected those who kept the community alive all this time... without them there wouldnt be an urbandead to play :P --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 02:29, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

Zombie Renaissance

Katthew, I was wondering if you wanted to add a little information on the dead of dunell hills on the Zombie Renaissance page. Any help is accepted. Thanks. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 04:07, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

It's The Dead nowadays, and I might throw in something. But our mission is pretty simple: destroy everything, kill the living, break the game. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:46, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Well for documentation purposes as much info as possible is wanted. Thanks. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 20:20, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Extinction

The extinction of revival in Malton is also Extinction's aim, I don't know if this means "breaking the game" although that's how most of the other larger zed groups see it. They're generally happy doing the endless mall tour circuits, like rock n rollers playing to one appreciative revived mass breather audience to the next and they hate the idea that focusing on suppressing NT's and revives might lead to dead zones. They need the green zones and their big survivor groups for the next "honorable battle" to keep their zeds happy, their roleplaying myths alive and their groups going. As your group's old crew leadership no doubt already knows, that's the game you're currently breaking, the boringly predictable UD tour cycle, and even Don Tickles of RRF fame is working against you and for the breathers.

But there are other survivor games you can play in Malton, apocalyptic ones involving hiding out indefinitely in a mass of ruins and some smaller survivor groups thrive on this sort of guerilla warfare cycle, it's what happens when you suppress revival and keep the NT's down. I don't think that style of UD gameplay will ever be directly "broken", but interestingly it's gone Malton wide for once thanks to your hordes, and survivor groups are already losing experienced players cos it's just all too hard ... and being a lone UD zombie still sucks. If Something Awful's The Dead are serious about "breaking UD" then sooner or later you're going to have to transition from big tour hordes and mass brain targets to lots of organized smaller search and destroy packs like the Eastonwood Ferals and Extinction but on a city wide scale cos that's how you keep the apocalyptic game cycle going. Eventually as elite survivors idle out and new arrivals get eaten on arrival Malton's survivor population could be whittled down into endless minor survivor insurgencies as those remaining zombies who enjoy this sort of ghost town game slowly strangle the life out of UD.

As it is now, with Kevan's massive boost to needle searches and a big influx of level 1 survivors, the current death cycle has peaked. It may take another round of The Dead mall tours to bleed the experienced survivors out (around 4600 zed hunters) and really tighten the thumbscrews on the larger survivor groups. Then we can all get down to the business of the extinction of revival in Malton. I really hope your mass of forum players are in it for the long haul and a different style of gameplay from the current mass touring cos I'd like to be there when Kevan either pulls the plug or resets the game with a nuclear strike. --Zeug 20:14, 31 March 2008 (BST)

That's a whole lot of words I'm not going to read, but I guess it's probably something along the lines of "good job being so awesome" in which case you're welcome. Smooches! カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 05:44, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Lockettside

From what I hear the Dead are in North Blythville and are on their way south to hit the malls in South Blythville and Lockettside. However there is a PKer event going on in Lockettside and as much destruction the Dead can cause for us it will impede on our goals. The PKer event is led by my group DORIS, a tribute to DARIS because of how awesome you guys were (not a faggot and blatant copy like D.A.R.I.S.), and has many of the largest PKer groups there to try and wipe out the entire suburb. In the past we've managed to do this in Grigg Heights, Yagoton, and Dulston, and now hopefully Lockettside. Do you could try to stop or slow down your group from hitting Lockettside so we could finish our event? Hitting the mall would be fine but the rest of the suburb we'd like to try and take out. Thank you. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 02:01, 17 April 2008 (BST)

I'll see what I can do. I have to admit, this whole DORIS thing seems a bit dumb to my eyes, but you have a point that at least you're not utter faggots like the pretenders... or anyone else on this wiki. I'll see what I can do in regards to Lockettside, but if I can't divert the rape train then I'll make sure you know when to get your guys out of there. Even though we are aiming for 100% survivor genocide, some targets can come last.

Speaking of which, I couldn't possibly be all girly-wirly and bat my eyelashes to persuade you guys to concentrate on killing high-level pubbies, could I? There's only about two thousand survivors left standing who are over level 5, and taking them down means we both get a situation we can enjoy - a bunch of low-level, mewling newbies who won't be able to stand up to either of us. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 19:03, 17 April 2008 (BST)

that can be arranged :D --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 19:43, 17 April 2008 (BST)

oh you handsome devils ;x カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 22:24, 17 April 2008 (BST)

All right, I had a little speak to the rest of the ravening horde of walking dead, and they said they have no real problem with it. Since we're in it for death and pubbie tears, most of the guys see you as playing the game properly. If you do manage to kill off the whole suburb, we'll step in afterwards and ruin all the buildings for you. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 22:24, 17 April 2008 (BST)

If you do not hold up your end of the bargain we will hunt you down with both our hordes and PKers. Toodles!--DCC 00:29, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Now, now, no need to threaten people. Yet. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 01:57, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Hurrah for Katthew! For your service to the DORIS Populat our Lord Pluto honors you as an honorary member of DORIS. You are one of the last of the original Populat and a revolutionary in our eyes. Long live Pluto! Long live Katthew. (Thanks again, and we'll kill as many high level pubbie faggots as we can.) --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 03:54, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Long live me indeed, for some clueless pubbie faggot just revived me outside Marven. HA HA HA! I may be seeing you sooner than you think! カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 04:02, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Nice. Before I forget, I made a picture for y'all about Marty. Hopy you enoy it. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 04:43, 18 April 2008 (BST)

You're good people, Charlie Saromu カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:38, 18 April 2008 (BST)

I refuse to take part in this bargain. Hunt me down with your hordes and PKers! Oh please. Bring naughty things. --Karloth Vois TALK ^RR 12:52, 19 April 2008 (BST)

You're not with DORIS, you're with Red Rum - the "PKer" group that decided that working together for the sake of humanity's dreams was the most important thing to do when The Dead showed up. Don't try and act tough, your group is a bunch of sappy peaceniks. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:40, 19 April 2008 (BST)

I hate to break it to you Katthew but Karloth is DORIS. DORIS is not exactly like DARIS, which is something we like because it makes us less like pubbie faggots that pretend to be something we're not. We hold a similar name and a principle of suburb invasions. DORIS is not a government like DARIS was, instead DORIS is a religion, a political ideology, a gentleman's club, and militia, etc. DORIS is not a real group in the technical sense. DORIS only comes around to kill targets when someone deemed worthy of honoring has died in real life, such as Pluto, Steve Irwin, Saddam Hussein, and Charlton Heston. At these times any PKer can join DORIS, like a Muhajideen, in our quest for jihad. So when DORIS declared war on Lockettside Karloth was one of the Red Rum members to answer the call and join DORIS. While we encourage everyone in DORIS to follow the word of Pluto, which in this case was honoring the Dead as awesome, we cannot force them to do shit because Karloth lives in Britain and I live in New Jersey. Sorry for the confusion. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 17:48, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Oh well then he's just a fag. He can get himself killed all he wants, then. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:59, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Har. That was an April Fool's Joke. Don't tax yourself, dearie. --Karloth Vois TALK ^RR 19:08, 19 April 2008 (BST)

what カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 22:16, 20 April 2008 (BST)

Red Rum was never really survivor. They did that to trick the Dulston Alliance. One April Fools came along they killed them all. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 23:20, 20 April 2008 (BST)

The Imperium are Pubbie Faggots

Dear Katthew, I want you to know how awesome you are. Without you the UD community would revert to a shitty(-ier?) version of itself where even more faggots ruled it. You and the Goons are what keeps them in check. From one troll to another I would like to award you one free internets --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 05:17, 3 May 2008 (BST)

Back off my wommanz! you internet lothario! Katthew is the main breeding stock of the tribe. She's a prize winning bitch. -- #99 ^{DCC SNACK STRONG} 16:16, 3 May 2008 (BST)

A fight over the woman, eh? *Sonny slaps DCC across the face with a white glove. Sir, I challange you to a duel! --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 16:18, 3 May 2008 (BST)

All I know is violence and interpretive dance. I was raised by a flash mob. These are the '00s though. Maybe we should let the little lady make the choice. If she knows what's good for her she'll make the right choice ... and a pot roast.-- #99 ^{DCC SNACK STRONG} 02:56, 4 May 2008 (BST)

Eat Shit and Die!

Alas. They couldn't do it as Project: T.I.M.E. so they'll try their luck as zombies. What a bunch of felching homophobic idiots. Fortunately for you I don't waste my time shooting zerg zombies. I'll just undermine you in other creative ways. No, not with posters moron. Stay tuned! --Headless gunner ^W! 04:06, 20 July 2008 (BST)

You Totally Reek Of Awesomeness!

Hey Katthew, you don't exactly remember me, but I just want to thank you for your awesome work in UD and on the old PKer list. Things were a helluva lot better (and way more interesting) when you were around! How about a return??? --Rated-R Superstar 18:20, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

HEY!

Hope ya have better enjoyment of this candy than I did. Watch ya later Kattagator! --BLADES...| _{BLADES IS WATCHIN'} | 08:02, 30 October 2010 (BST)

Hugs

Hey Katthew, hugs from your buddies at the DHPD. What's with all the homophobia from you? --CptFastbreak 02:49, 7 February 2011 (UTC)

Fuck off pig. Hey Katthew are you accepting applications to your Appreciation Station --Lex Lotor 13:50, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

How tactless of me. Let me extend the hugs to all her groupies and sycophants as well, so nobody feels left out. --CptFastbreak 18:29, 8 February 2011 (UTC)

what the fuck is wrong with you people --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 10:44, 11 February 2011 (UTC)

Well I can't speak for the whole department, but me, I'm a lover, not a fighter. And as to your other question, yes, I too felt that special bond between us. Unfortunately, I am already in a relationship at this time, so it appears it's just not the right time for us two lovebirds. But happy Valentine's to you too. --CptFastbreak 11:57, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Hold on wait I'm a groupie? Creepazoid. --Lex Lotor 13:14, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Haha, dude no, you're the sycophant. I'm the groupie, I try to attend every one of Katthew's performances in the Hills. --CptFastbreak 11:11, 22 February 2011 (UTC)

Get the fuck out --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 00:20, 11 April 2011 (BST)

Hi!

Whats good. -- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング}

Kiss kiss, gorgeous! Looking hott with your new sigalicious ;x --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 10:34, 16 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks love! I love how your talk page is full of anal retentive mouthbreathing retard nerds, with their tongues out just for a whiff or a taste of a Katthew post. How many cockpics have you conned by the way? -- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング}

Not as many as I would have if half of them didn't think I batted exclusively for the other team, let me tell you. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 18:51, 16 April 2011 (BST)

As opposed to sheer intimidation that a female will tell them to fuck off at the drop of a hat? Whatever yo..also yo hit up MandozerTheGreat on SA or on IRC. I got a few trolls in mind. -- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング}

Oh, they've convinced themselves that they're not threatened by me. You know, despite shitting bricks on a daily basis when I was the bestmin of this wiki, and generally cowering in fear from all my big strong boys in The Dead. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 08:35, 17 April 2011 (BST)

Reality=That which, when you tell yourself it doesn't exist, doesn't go away....Tell them faggots read a book read a book read a motherfucking book -- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング}

Oh yeah...any of them this guy? Tonetta Viral-- ►アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 10:06, 18 April 2011 (BST)

WIKI LAW

Hey sugarbaby, your sexy colourfest doesn't comply with the sig policy as it has an image over 50kb. There is more documentation at User talk:Revenant#signature. As per the signature policy you have a week to change it, probably best done by just fixing Template:Goonsig. Cya sweetcheeks -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:14, 7 May 2011 (BST)

Heh not anymore, scrub. Talk about owned. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 13:17, 7 May 2011 (BST)

I guess, I only wanted the signature fixed as inclusion sizes have broken pages like A/VB in the past so thanks for being co-operative sexypants -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 14:15, 7 May 2011 (BST)

Sunburnt Corneas

Greetings. I've heard it alledged that you are, in fact, a female. Now, don't take offense, it's just what I heard from the other boys under the jungle gym. I'm wondering if you have a defense against this charge. -- Amazing (UD - FML = HR) 05:28, 27 May 2011 (BST)

Don't be cheeky. I have a low tolerance for this shit. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 05:44, 27 May 2011 (BST)

Ah. Yeah. Sometimes I forget that my charming wit loses something when filtered through the internet. -- Amazing (UD - FML = HR) 05:58, 27 May 2011 (BST)

After putting up with a fetid heap of subhuman filth deciding to belittle me and every other woman on the planet today, I am not in the mood for even the most ironic of sexism. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 07:55, 27 May 2011 (BST)

Wait, you're a chick? Hot.--||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 08:40, 5 June 2011 (BST)

Niggertits-- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 08:12, 6 June 2011 (BST)

input

since you seem to be taking an interest in our wiki. i was wondering if you would like to be a judge or on the panel for this project that i'm starting?--User:Sexualharrison15:25, 30 May 2011 (bst)

You're including a "Best Burn" category? Well, then, I will be happy to accept my award when the time comes. I assume there is a trophy of some kind? --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 17:31, 30 May 2011 (BST)

yepper. so do want to be on the panel? and yes you are eligible as long you were promoted as a sysop.--User:Sexualharrison14:06, 31 May 2011 (bst)

I'm still waiting to see what you put for best burn, etc etc etc.--User:Sexualharrison03:57, 10 July 2011 (bst)

I think the best burn is everyone self-nominating the weakest fucking "insults" I've ever seen in my life. People who think that one time they said "looks like you're a moron" is somehow worthy of some animated gif of a trophy. I'm pretty much speechless that here I am, back from a short little break, and everyone seems to have wilfully forgotten that I'm the greatest. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 04:04, 10 July 2011 (BST)

Women Studies

Should be mandatory for UD shitposters C/D?-- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 12:12, 7 June 2011 (BST)

Like pretty much nothing is sacred to me but I just got back from 45 days of restriction and what scares me is that THESE MOTHEFUCKERS BELIEVE THE SHIT THEY TALK......also some dumb bitch was whiteknighting for that faggot Kempsy in The Dead 2.0 talk page....fucking lol..........what did I miss out on huh?-- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 12:13, 7 June 2011 (BST)

~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

12:23, 7 June 2011 (BST)

-- ► アー・ヒュージ・ゲイピング・バジャイナ◄ ^{スナック ストロング} 04:10, 8 June 2011 (BST)

PM

By the way, you've been put up for promotion and it seems that nobody bothered to tell you.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 17:55, 9 July 2011 (BST)

No, nobody bothered to tell you that they'd told me. I'm well aware of it, you idiot. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 03:47, 10 July 2011 (BST)

It's because I'm black, isn't it?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:53, 11 July 2011 (BST)

Oh, please. Don't try to be witty, you don't have the knack for it. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 16:00, 11 July 2011 (BST)

Trust me, there's nothing witty about you disparaging users based on their ethnic background.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 19:56, 11 July 2011 (BST)

I'm drowning in irony here. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 07:38, 12 July 2011 (BST)

LOL! Thought you should see this

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