User talk:Josh Clark

page move

I've moved your bounty page here -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 01:00 9 December 2008 (BST)

'sup?

I don't often talk to people on the wiki, but your name came up while I was trying to find my user page. I'd just like you to know, I don't make enemies in Malton. No hard feelings about your vengeance and all that, and I'll be sure to chuck a line in my blog about it, but if I do see you in Malton again, I'll give you a lead makeover. : ) Ciao! --Amber Waves of Pain 19:23, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks

Yes, that answered my question. Thank your for a speedy response. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 18:17, 1 June 2008 (BST)

for the rev.--xoxo 08:18, 20 July 2008 (BST)

FYI from TZH

Scour the Earth is actually a bunch of Red Rum PKers. Buff McLargeHuge is an alt of Vandr, one of the top PKers in Malton. Scour the Earth is a front, allowing them to do whatever they want and not tarnish the "good names" of their PKer characters on brainstock. The group was also made for the specific purpose of mocking TZH. They have allied with PKers consistently, don't use the RG (as they claim to), and in general are totally lame. Ally with those sucktards all you want. Its your reputation. --Dhavid Grohl 02:34, 25 July 2008 (BST)

If you want proof check out their history page, go to the very beginning and look who made all the edits. Even go to Buff McHugeLarge's page and see who made it. Vandr is responsible for the whole thing. --Dhavid Grohl 02:35, 25 July 2008 (BST)

No problem J. Glad to see you do your homework. BALLS TO THE WHALLS!--Dhavid Grohl 21:57, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Answer

As said on brainstock, feel free to post either on the WPKU talk page or my own. Thank you --Blanemcc 20:38, 15 September 2008 (BST)

i love the Bloodhound gang. Ill see if i can fit "Bad Touch" or "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" in somewhere :p --Blanemcc 22:37, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Thanks

THANKS

Thanks for accepting me into Team Xtreme...From:leon365 —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Leon365 (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Don't Sweat it

We are associated with Smith. I'll let him know. He is a member of our forums too, and you have been granted Ally status. Don't sweat the kill, the apology is all we needed. We are sorry too if there have been any reprocussions in the lag time between communications. Best of luck, hope to see you on our boards. BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!

Just have to ask....

	Are you scared yet?
	Sometimes,... Fear is the appropriate response....

-Poodle of doom 05:40, 16 September 2009 (BST)

Just visiting

Just visiting your talkbox sr.--(x)Alvaromesa^{Talk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio} 17:58, 18 September 2009 (BST)

Guess what...

	A FREE COOKIE
	Met Fan has given Josh Clark a cookie for being an awesome d00d!

--Met Fan ^F 04:00, 1 November 2009 (UTC)

I think

You actually got more points for killing me then that, I have at least 1 if not 2 kills backlogged in the RG. One for Treebob, and I nabbed Cisco this afternoon before you got me, I don't know if she reported it yet or not. Just the heads up -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

04:06, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty fast when it comes to paperwork such as this, that way I can exploit the system and report innocents as PKer's and such. If you work fast enough, you nab a Saint or two before they even realize you didn't have a bounty. -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

15:59, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

MMA's

Congrats on win Josh! You keep the fun in the game.--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 14:34, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

• Seconded. Congrats on the win Josh. You got my vote. Most deserving. --Hibernaculum 16:49, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

answer to "seems like you'r hunting bh now"

maybe some BHs dont know us, but they should try to know what are they doing when killing each person. what they do sounds more like pking. yeah, we got bored of being pked by bounty hunters and pkers alike, so we will do the same. i dont follow, i'll hold my possition as anti-pker, no bounty. but my comrades here wont do the same --^{MainTalk |Latinos|D.P|TF 141}

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...You'll never take me alive, JClark!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:27, 10 December 2010 (UTC)

I'll get you Axe Hack! If it's the last thing I do!!!! :P --Josh Clark 05:56, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

*checks his calendar* You have failed to claim a bounty, Mr. Clark. Better luck next time. Whenever that next time is. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:25, 5 January 2011 (UTC)

Well, you can't win them all, you scoundrel! --Josh Clark 06:56, 6 January 2011 (UTC)

Screen Shot?

Hey there, Josh...apologies for the delay in response. I don't have a screen shot I'm afriad, but I had snagged your song as a quote. Hope it'll do for you. Here 'tis.

1. Josh Clark said "Since springheel jak was kind enough to share a tune with us, I feel I should share one as well. It is to the tune of We 3 Kings, but with a Malton twist! *Winks* We three Bounty Hunters:" (38 minutes ago)
2. Josh Clark said "We three Bounty Hunters of Malton are Bearing bullets we traverse afar. Wasteland and Junkyard, NT and mall, following yonder flare." (38 minutes ago)
3. Josh Clark said "O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. AP leading, ammo proceeding, Guide our bullets to the perfect kill." (37 minutes ago)
4. Josh Clark said "Bountied a PKer on Malton's plain, Bullets I bring to claim Him again, Bounty Hunter forever, ceasing never Bounty Hunter I will remain." (37 minutes ago)
5. Josh Clark said "O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. AP leading, ammo proceeding, Guide our bullets to the perfect kill." (37 minutes ago)
6. Josh Clark said "Axe chops to offer have I. Knife owns a PKer in the eye. Generator Dropping and Fuel Can filling, Dark Buildings, they can not hide." (36 minutes ago)
7. Josh Clark said "O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. AP leading, ammo proceeding, Guide our bullets to the perfect kill." (36 minutes ago)
8. Josh Clark said "Mrh Cow is mine: it's bitter sound asking for a breath of life from his doom. Lurching, sighing, after bleeding and dying, His fate sealed in the RG tomb." (36 minutes ago)
9. Josh Clark said "O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. AP leading, ammo proceeding, Guide our bullets to the perfect kill." (35 minutes ago)
10. Josh Clark said "Gory now behold He will arise, Survivor and Revivification Syringe to lead him to a new Sacrifice. Blam, Blam! Sounds of screams are heard through the suburb and safe house." (35 minutes ago)
11. Josh Clark said "O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. AP leading, ammo proceeding, Guide our bullets to the perfect kill." (35 minutes ago)
12. Josh Clark said "*Takes a bow* Cheers everyone, hope you enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed singing it. *Drinks more Egg Nog*" (33 minutes ago)

--Griff 17:01, 15 January 2011 (UTC)

Thanks Griff :D --Josh Clark 05:26, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Axe Hack's Manhunt 4

I am inviting you to join in the fun, JClark. I hope you do decide to participate in this Malton Manhunt event. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:42, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

TX ad

Link to the "TX wiki" on your ad Recruitment#Team_Xtreme_:_Bounty_Hunter_Group doesn't work. --Penguinpyro 22:39, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Fixed. Have also made it an internal link, rather than an external one. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:48, 13 March 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! --Josh Clark 03:42, 14 March 2011 (UTC)

Date?

Myself and some of the other gals over at Cobra have been fighting over your affection. As such, I would like to be the first to officially request a date with "the Josh Clark". Don't be getting any crazy ideas, I don't want all of TX watching, but if you would be interested in a private evening (just us two), let me know. --Kirsty cotton 01:10, 3 April 2011 (BST)

JOSH GETTIN' RAPED!!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:55, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Jealous? --Kirsty cotton 02:13, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Totally. Josh is a cutie! **Giggles** ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

14:43, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Just put down the giggles and step away from Josh, slowly. And keep your hands where I can see them. --Kirsty cotton 15:06, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Kempy dude I think you lost your mind somewhere down the line LOL. Kirsty I think you'll understand if I'm a little cautious, but I am intrigued at the idea. Tell me it's the uniform isn't it? I guess it's true what they say about girls loving a man in a uniform ;) We can work on the details and set up a date, but I'm bringing my Shot Guns just in case things get a little to wild! --Josh Clark 17:54, 3 April 2011 (BST)

You're just playing hard to get. I like that tho. Thrill of the chase etc... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

18:16, 3 April 2011 (BST)

I am sorry Ladies but Josh is all mine *winks at Kempy* --Katie Burns 04:10, 4 April 2011 (BST)

You don't have any more bounty, you need cleared do you? >:( --Kirsty cotton 16:58, 4 April 2011 (BST)

I would be up for pretty much anything from AP-wasting zombie rides in the park to shooting Katie Burns, or anything in between. I must say the promise of your shot gun has me excited already!! :D --Kirsty cotton 17:00, 4 April 2011 (BST)

You better dare not to pack the sawn-off model, if you know what I mean. I know Kirsty, and she is all about calibre and barrel length :P --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 17:25, 4 April 2011 (BST)

Bring yer Elephant Gun!!!! --Kirsty cotton 22:34, 4 April 2011 (BST)

	Shotguns!
	Kirsty craves only the biggest calibres and longest barrels. Nothing else will ever really satisfy her

^▲That is what Kirsty thinks of. Do not disappoint her --Sally A. Summers i Ω i 22:53, 4 April 2011 (BST)

Any PKer that I have claimed will tell you my Shotgun is not only the biggest but when fired it is also the loudest. It's not a sawn-off model, I have a double barrel that shoots twice ;) --Josh Clark 04:17, 5 April 2011 (BST)

Hmmmm... I've seen it and it wasn't that impressive. ♫♪ My Hello Kitty pistols are much better! ♪♫ ^♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥^♥ 10:36, 5 April 2011 (BST)

I dunno... the very image of Josh's big gun suddenly has me very moist in places no talc can dry. Cobra girls, I think I have to kill you all now, if nothing else but to win this mans affections.
You read it here first... K has gone gay for the J. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

11:33, 5 April 2011 (BST)

Awww, you're happy for him? That's so sweet! ^♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥^♥ 14:33, 5 April 2011 (BST)

Why yes. I'm so happy, I could just BURST!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

17:43, 5 April 2011 (BST)

Kempy.... Dude.... You scare me, I need a adult! I need a adult!

Cutey Snugglekins you are to young and your ears are to innocent for where this conversation seems to be heading. Go to your room! :P --Josh Clark 18:04, 5 April 2011 (BST)

is it just me or do you guys agree this is how the date is going to pan out?

-- The preceding signed comment was added by these amazing looking

bitch 18:12 5 April 2011 (UTC)

Kempy Kempy for shame to hunt girls. I guess I am gonna have to Help the Cobra Girls hunt you. Because even if Josh is my Partner in crime I have to protect him still from you. and No I am not scare of getting a bounty because there will be a nice killer out there to help me get rid of it. --Katie Burns 05:22, 6 April 2011 (BST)

Whoa... How'd I miss this? Miss Burns, after my kilt? 2011 is turning out to be a good year. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:32, 16 May 2011 (BST)

...wait. Josh is a girl? This changes everything then. I'll need to dig out my Stallion aftershave. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:34, 16 May 2011 (BST)

Wait we are on this again? *Looks at the signature date to Kempy's post* I been busy fighting the dead and seemed to have missed this as well. No Kempy I am not a girl *Gives Kempy the evil eye* Just wait until this dead take over is finished with, Katie and I with deal with you then!--Josh Clark 07:10, 30 May 2011 (BST)

Uh..

I noticed that you http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User%3AJosh_Clark&action=historysubmit&diff=1885979&oldid=1885978 linked] from the wiki to a forum, then back to the wiki. Wouldn't it just be faster to cite C.R.A.P. in various links on the wiki? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:52, 15 May 2011 (BST)

Well I linked to the forum because the original forum is outdated. I linked to the C.R.A.P. wiki because it has info on there for survivors to read. But my main idea is to get others to the forum to work together on putting to use C.R.A.P. --Josh Clark 03:03, 19 May 2011 (BST)

Gotcha. I was just curious as to why on the wiki you didn't just make the links go to C.R.A.P., and then add the new forum link on the C.R.A.P. page. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:17, 23 May 2011 (BST)

Your userpage...

...looks nice. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 07:16, 19 August 2011 (BST)

LOL very sneaky Axe Hack! :P I'll get you yet! *Shakes fist* --Josh Clark 07:30, 19 August 2011 (BST)

I be very horrible PKer. I need to be sneaky sneaky. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:32, 19 August 2011 (BST)

Imposter spotted

If you're interested, I found Josh CIark inside the dark Davenport Cinema. He has no bounty that you can exploit, though. -- Kittithaj 05:06, 8 October 2011 (BST)

Thanks Kittithaj. I am always interested in where that imposter is, and bounty or not I will kill it when given the chance. Much obliged to you! --Josh Clark 05:15, 8 October 2011 (BST)

Well, believe it or not, I've just found him again. This time it's the dark and ruined Raikes Bank in Peppardville. After you're done with him you might be interested in fighting zombies in nearby Pitneybank as well. -- Kittithaj 06:57, 9 October 2011 (BST)

You are good at spotting that bugger, I went to the first spot where he was spotted and he was gone, so I used my AP up. Now I see where he went <_< --Josh Clark 07:22, 9 October 2011 (BST)

Don't think of them as imposters, JClark. Think of them as your fan boys. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:02, 9 October 2011 (BST)

I found him again. This time he went back to Davenport Cinema. If you miss him, try checking around dark buildings in Pitneybank; he seems to prefer the cover of darkness. And remember to bring a generator and fuel. -- Kittithaj 23:47, 16 October 2011 (BST)

Guess who have I found in the dark Davenport Cinema again? -- Kittithaj 11:22, 16 November 2011 (UTC)

Noted, seems Bitch Josh really likes that building. I'll keep that in mind :D --Josh Clark 23:25, 16 November 2011 (UTC)

horrible rumors

I hear outlandish rumors about you from AxeHack. These can't be true!! --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 00:45, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

We're talking about your upcoming retirement. DON'T YOU DARE RETIRE JCLARK! If you retire, who will I have to play cat-and-mouse with? :( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:58, 3 December 2011 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!--Penguinpyro 09:41, 15 December 2011 (UTC)

You know the saying, all good things must come to a end. Looking at the state that Malton is in, the map is green and the Survivors out number the zombies. I don't feel that I am needed anymore, not to mention (except for a select few) What passes as a PKer now a days is dreadful. This city does not need me or my team anymore. The new breed of Bounty Hunters can take care of the new breed of PKers. --Josh Clark 23:48, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

I was coming here to inform you that I found Josh CIark inside Davenport Cinema again. I guess you won't be needing that information anymore.

I hardly had any contact with you apart from that imposter business. Too bad I won't have a chance to know you better now. So, good bye, and good luck.

P.S. I'll remember to tell the fake Josh CIark to stop pretending to be you, now that you have left. -- Kittithaj 10:23, 20 December 2011 (UTC)

1, 2 Just for you, Mr. Clark. Happy retirement good sir. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

06:03, 31 December 2011 (UTC)

Damn, man. Harrison's tags are just all over this damn city, aren't they? >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 08:32, 31 December 2011 (UTC)

what can i say... i do get around.--User:Sexualharrison12:29, 31 December 2011 (bst)

That is awesome Kempy and Sophie! Thanks for this cool Christmas gift! I love it!!!!!!! --Josh Clark 06:45, 31 December 2011 (UTC)

DAMNIT!!! SONOFA#$&^* ............BLOODY HELL!!! *Sigh* This officially sucks! --Raven Corvus 05:40, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

...I am going to stalk and freeze this page until you come back, Josh Clark. ---Yuki Onna - 06:30, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

No one will deny that survivors certainly don't need help, but we know you got a PKer locked up deep down inside. You've been a somebody too long, how about a nobody? --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 14:24, 26 December 2011 (UTC)

I support this move. At least, as a Nobody, you can swap back and forth between sides. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:18, 27 December 2011 (UTC)

Friday January 6th is the official date I retire. --Josh Clark 18:23, 3 January 2012 (UTC)

For years of tireless service

	In Appreciation
	A.schwan has given Josh Clark a gold watch for his tireless service

-- Albert Schwan  _{Saturday, 31 December 2011}

For years of tireless services, 500 watchers on your UD YouTube videos will probably be me watching 'em 500 or so times. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 06:02, 31 December 2011 (UTC)

Wow, I am honored! Thank you Albert Schwan! --Josh Clark 06:09, 31 December 2011 (UTC)

I can happily say I was the last person to kill JClark before his retirement. Unless he's withholding a few screenshots...Ah whatever. So long, JClark. You will always be known as the one, the only, the legend. The PKing game will never be the same without you chasing us. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:55, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Thanks and best wishes

Thanks for the congratulations on the Malton Murder Award. Best wishes in your retirement, the Bounty Hunter community is going to miss you. The survivors are going to miss you (even if they don't know it yet). I am going to miss you. Lots of love always. --Raven Corvus 18:37, 6 January 2012 (UTC)

Hail and Farewell

For all that I enjoyed joshing you (see what I did there?), your trenchie ways and your abysmal videos, you will be missed. Team Xtreme was one of the few Bounty Hunting groups that actually gave PKers cause for concern, and your attempts to gather enough survivors and firepower to claim Blesley long-term were admirable. Enjoy your retirement.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:17, 7 January 2012 (UTC)