User:Saromu

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Urban Dead

8/24 - NEVAR FORGET We miss you Pluto!

Because of the International Astronomical Union's stupidity for demoting Pluto I decided to quit Urban Dead in September, 2006. I could no longer play a game where there were only 8 planets.

Groups

• Alliance of Giddings/The Stanbury Renegades/PA Rebel Alliance - Saromu - Former Leader - Retired
• DORIS - Canderous Ordo - Sixth In Command
• The Ridleybank Resistance Front - Sonny Corleone - Former Papa - Retired
• Caiger Resistance Front - FidelCastro - Former Leader - Retired
• Malton Sanitation Department - Anthony Rigatoni - Manager
• No Group - MahmoudAhmadinejad

Characters

Canderous Ordo

Dirty PKer of DORIS. Was once a member of the CDF but was driven mad and killed all those around him. Joined Red Rum and then Assault on Stupid Survivors before creating DORIS.

Ribbons Earned in the Invasion of Gibsonton Fighting for the Coalition:

- Leading the Coalition - Starting the Invasion of Gibsonton - Leading Above and Beyond the Call of Pluto

- Order of Saddam Hussein Award - Victory in Gibsonton - Killing Garviel Loken - Killing Ottari

- Pluto's Honor Award - Laying Down Pluto's Law - Killing Kikashie - Charlton Heston Award for Gun Violence

- Wearing Pants Award for Anti-Scottish-Catholic-Kilt Sentiment - Joint-DORIS-RR-PK Task Force Award - Three Kills in a Day

- Victory in Arby's - Died in the Line of Duty...But Came Back

Anthony Rigatoni

Manager of the Malton Sanitation Department

An Italian with slicked back hair. Has a large, golden Cross that hangs over his wife beater and Gucci jacket. Has an extremely hairy chest, back, knuckles, legs, and eyebrows. His hobbies include going to Church, goofy chains, and spaghetti.

MahmoudAhmadinejad

Un-aligned human.

Retired Characters

Sonny Corleone

SEMI-RETIRED

Former leader of the RRF. Sonny Corleone. Will eat your children if you spam the suburbs pages. Service to the State! Glory to the race!

Read about the press interview with Papa Sonny. Here.

Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy. Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy. Van, yeah thats the masterplan. Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can. Yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band. The groupies the booze, the all night jams. Now all these fans, asking where did he go? Meditating on a rock letting go of the ego. So rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain. They took half my nuts and berries. And riddled "who's counting?" Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting. Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain. Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween. Grubs in the ground, it was so serene. The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green. And that's three square meals if you know what I mean. So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss. My third eyes open so give me some swiss miss. Saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street. Though I was down with God I had to yell retreat. Because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo. Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo. Set the animals free from the pimpin zoo. And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue.

	Malton's Most Wanted!
	The user below is currently #2 on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
Sonny Corleone - Zombie Player Wanted for crimes against humanity, high treason, espionage, slander, grand theft auto of M1 Abram Tanks, murder, assault and battery, breaking and entering, and jaywalking. For these crimes, the penalty is Pantsing. Last seen in Central Malton.

Rezzens Laffo

The Day Malton Ran Red: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:50suburbs.jpg

Zombie Renaissance

Conspiracies

Sonny...

• Killed a man once just to watch him die.
• Shot Undeadinator JFK-style from the Grassy Knoll.
• Shot Greedo for thinking he shot first.
• Made Centaurs hung like horses, but horses hung like Sonny.
• Is the evil Puppet Master of the game.
• Is the worst traitor since Fredo.
• Is like the fucking illuminati.
• Is behind every evil zombah plan.
• Is behind you right now.
• Can control where new characters start.
• Fixed the 1860 elections so that Lincoln could grow a beard.
• .. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. .. -. .- - --- .-. / ... / -- --- -- / ..--.. /
• Doesn't like you.
• Killed Grim with a battle axe due to his vulnerability to non magic weapons.
• Despises the Disgruntled Heroes, and everything they can potentially stand for.
• Is secretly Mr. Hootington.

FidelCastro

RETIRED

Zombie Revolutionary behind the Caiger Resistance Front.

Saromu

RETIRED for good

Former Councilor, leader of The Stanbury Renegades, member of the PA Rebel Alliance, co-founder of the Alliance of Giddings. Genius.

Current Prime Minister of the Council of Leaders.

Runs a McZeds in Pitneybank at the Sprod Building [86, 43].

	I shall return!
	This user claims to be General MacArthur.

Alliance of Giddings pages

Alliance_of_Giddings

Wiki Stuff

Projects

So yeah I've been doing some projects around the wiki.

1. Fixing the retardedness on location pages. Honestly, is it that hard to code it as a location rather than a suburb so that it isn't broken?
2. Suburb history pages. Stanbury Village History, Ridleybank History, Galbraith Hills History, Barrville History.
3. Writing stories for the Families of Malton.
4. Making fun of groups that "invade" Ridleybank.
5. Templates. (see below)
6. Spamming the stupid suggestions.
7. Zombie Renaissance

Templates

OMFG! 100 TEMPLATES!

04:11, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

The Template Junkies We make templates. Lots of them.

Killer Whales This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.

R.I.P. Steve Irwin 22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

I'm Spartacus This user claims to be Spartacus.

Attack of the Clones Attack of the Dupe Clones!

Jesus Cries This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.

Southern Pride This user is from the South, and is probably a homophobic redneck.

American This user is American.

Worship God! This user believes God is amazing and that everyone should worship Him.

The PKers got Kenny! Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!

HOARD This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.

Petrosexual This user is a Petrosexual.

Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page.

Templates make FUNFUN! This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!

Sonny's Bob Award For his admirable tolerance of nearly-constant nitpicking and flamebaiting.

Where is Malton? Sonny Corleone thinks that Malton is in his pants.

Gone Forever! This user is celebrating Amazing's permaban.

Eighth of June Celebrating Amazing's long overdue banning from the wiki.

Death to Labine50! This user is celebrating the day Labine50 quit urbandead.

Proud To Be Dead This user is a zombie and proud of it.

Arbitrator This user is an Arbitrator.

Spam MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions.

Project Wiki Patrol Member Dedicated to maintaining the wiki.

Firefox User This user uses Firefox.

Piebtration This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.

Saint Isidore Is Watching Have you checked your spelling?

Popularity This user is ranked 22 on the most-linked to pages list!

Fire is Pretty This user thinks that fire is pretty.

Burn Her! She's a Witch! This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.

I'm Smarter This user is smarter than you.

Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

Sonny has the Heart of a Child Tucked away in a box somewhere

It's a Joke, OK? This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

Project UnWelcome Member Need help? Piss off.

Hell This user is going to Hell.

This User > Jesus This user claims to be better than Jesus

Jewish This user is a Jew.

Christian This user is a Christian.

Atheist This user is an atheist.

Republican This user is a Republican.

Ban Stupidity This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.

Secret Shadow Group Member This user is a member of the Secret Shadow Group that controls the wiki.

Ban Stick This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.

Fucking Pwnage! God bless the Banana Bear and his mased potato-damaged keyboard.

Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.

Allez Cuisine! This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.

Hammero for Bureaucrat! …for a better tomorrow! Vote Bob Hammero for Bureaucrat in 2006. Vote today! Vote tomorrow! Then show your support!

8/24 - NEVAR FORGET! This user or group remembers Pluto.

Toenail If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.

It's Good to be the King This user thinks it's good to be the King.

Emotional Baggage This User supports Mpaturet's mission to make his User Page entirely unreadable with templates.

	Pirate
	This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!

	The X-Files
	This User believes that the truth is out there.

	I am Sonny!
	This user claims to be Sonny Corleone.

	Hypnotoad
	All glory to the Hypnotoad!

	Gangsta Rap
	This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.

	ASSault Supporter
	This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.

	Arby's
	This user is thinking Arby's.

How do you know she is a witch? This user was turned into a Newt...

	No More Wiki Drama
	This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.

	OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
	This user believes that any Suggestion involving fire should have Buddhist Monks on Fire.

	Tusken Raider
	WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

Burn Her! She's a Witch! This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.

ZUG ZUG This user or group can mine gold, chop lumber, and construct buildings

Close Personal Friend of Anime Sucks Saromu is Wicked Awesome, and chosen personally by The Godfather of Resensitized, Anime Sucks, to be a Close Personal Friend of Anime Sucks

Sigs On A Wiki This user wants these motherfuckin' sigs, off his motherfuckin' wiki!

War Crimes Sonny Corleone has been accused of War Crimes

Spies This user thinks Coolo is the greatest spy ever.

SNAKE IS DEAD Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

Third Siege of Caiger Mall This user helped take down Caiger Mall!

Sonny's 100 Templates Celebration This user celebrates Sonny's quest in making his page unreadable by having 100 templates on it!

DORIS Canderous Ordo supports DORIS and its fight to free Yagoton from opression.

The Sky is Falling! This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.

Start your torches and pitchforks! We found a witch! We must burn the witch before it escapes!

What is Love? This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.

SNAKES ON A PLANE The owner of this page wants these motherfuckin snakes, off this motherfuckin plane!

The South Will Rise Again!]] This User or Groups fights to make the Southern Suburbs RISE again!

Kitties! This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.

Scorched Earth This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.

Template Whore This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

Hamters in the Basket Supporter This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

SPELING LOL Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!

MGB Day On the 27th of May, this User celebrates MGB Day - the day Mattiator Got Banned.

Optimus Prime The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

Captain Planet The power is yours!

Don't you know who the fuck I am?! This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!

In English Next Time ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

THE EMPIRE Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!

Wikipendence Day – June 9, 2006 This user honors the sacrifice of the moderators and innocent wiki citizens that led to Amazing getting banned.

ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!! This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

Mario the Pimp This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.

Remember, remember the 24th of August This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous International Astronomical Union. On the 24th of August, we will march on Pluto and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! 8/24 NEVAR FORGET!

Remember, Remember the 5th of November This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!

Remember, Remember the 10th of November This user or group commemorates the idiots who gave a free meal to the undead in Chudleyton / Darvall Heights by gathering in Caiger Mall to be eaten. On the 10th of November, the zombies choked the heart of Malton by ransacking Caiger Mall / BARHAH Mall. Death to the humans, and with it, humiliation!

WTFCENTAURS This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!

Greedo This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

ZOMGMINOTAURS This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.

Pulp Fiction Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Templates Part 2?

Yes...Sonny is that evil.

18...and counting

This user likes boobies!

Oh-Ho! This user loves Zombie Mickey Mouse! Since he's the prophet of Zombie Jesus!

Halo 3 = 8===D This user thinks Halo 3 fanboys are faggots.

Alt user This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

Improve Urban Dead Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead.

John McCain for President This user wants John McCain for President.

Hillary Iron My Shirt This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt.

Mr Fluffles This user loves to huggle a cute, fluffy, darling, lovable bunny every single day!

I'm a minion! This user is a minion of AnimeSucks.

Don't Be Gay This user thinks that if you play Halo you are likely a Homosexual. Think of your butt-hole, don't play Halo!

Pools Closed Due to Aids! DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

mudkipz so i herd u liek mudkipz?

Chocolate rain! **This user moves away from the mic to breathe in.

SHOOP DA WHOOP! This user is chargin their lazer.

RickRolled! This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.

Troll Lawyers This user liked it before the trolls got edumacated with the laws and stuff.

Katthew For Sysop This user demands change and a return to common sense. Vote Katthew! We will stop at nothing to promote her.

His power level... IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!