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Those images

Bwah. We need a "popular images" category, and send people there before they upload an image... problem is, it'll probably be full of these bloody things ;) -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 12:51 8 August 2009 (BST)

Yeah, and as is the norm, no one will bother checking before they upload what is probably 50th image of Biohazard's Umbrella logo that is on the wiki. --ϑϑℜ 13:24, 8 August 2009 (BST)

Unlike read

i do see minor edits in rc.--xoxo 05:09, 9 August 2009 (BST)

...And? --ϑϑℜ 07:23, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Ah gonna play the ol' i don't understand you card, uninteresting choice. P.S can you strike me? I've earned myself annudda one. --xoxo 10:43, 9 August 2009 (BST)

If you are talking about my edits being minor recently, [1]. Hagnat complained that it would fill up recent changes so I made all edits minor while I was fixing Conndraka's fuck up. As for a strike, you don't actually have any warnings to strike at the moment. --ϑϑℜ 10:54, 9 August 2009 (BST)

It turns out you actually do. Sorry, long day. However, I struck you on the 14th ([2]). Sorry, you'll have to wait a few days before I can strike you again. --ϑϑℜ 11:56, 9 August 2009 (BST)

I get a striking a month. So 2 strikes after 2 months. It's been 2 months. I shouldn't be punished because i have to request a striking and wait for someone else to do it.--xoxo 13:53, 9 August 2009 (BST)

You get a striking one month after your last strike. You were struck on the 14th. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:54, 9 August 2009 (BST)

DDR speaks the truth Cyberbob  Talk  13:55, 9 August 2009 (BST)

So if all ops refuse to strike me thats cool? The case has always been it didn't matter if the physical strike wasn't there provided the grounds for having a strike had been met. I earned a strike on the 9th, so i'll earn another one on the 9th (assuming edits are met)--xoxo 13:58, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Yeah it is cool, provided your aren't legible to be struck as per the guidelines, which you aren't. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:01, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Keep on following the exact letter of the guidelines rather than bothering with what it actually meant. --xoxo 14:04, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Keep out of trouble for 5 days and it will have made no difference. Think you can manage it? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:07, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Fuck no. And you well know it's the principle of the matter. If it was your vandalism you could strike it on the day, i have to wait for someone to bother to strike it. And they can just refuse if they like. Which is fucked. The next person to try that one i do plan on A/Ming :P --xoxo 14:17, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Fine by me, I agree that valid strikes shouldn't be refused. But for now, wait 5 days or go to someone else and see if they want to ghost the guidelines for you, because I'll tell you something right now. I have no intention of sidestepping the guidelines for anyone, lest my supposed ex-clique-buttbuddy-partner-in-crime, sorry. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:30, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Since when has any sysop outright refused to strike an escalation when the requirements have been met? Also can I just say how faggoty that passive-aggressive ":P" smiley is? Cyberbob  Talk  14:21, 9 August 2009 (BST)

I grant you my permission to say how faggoty it is. Also i forget who it was. I think SA, i asked on his talk and he said "Oh i don't go on that page" or something. Might have been karek actually. I didn't complain coz by the time i'd logged on someone else has already got it, perhaps boxy.--xoxo 14:24, 9 August 2009 (BST)

It was Nubis. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:30, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Ergh, should have known...--xoxo 14:36, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Well if it happens again - and assuming that the requirements have actually been met - I would say it's definitely worth at least a mention on the A/VB talk page. It's not something that I can see being worthy of an A/M case 90% of the time but it shouldn't happen. Cyberbob  Talk  14:34, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Categorizing.

Hey, thanks for all the categorizing you have done for my images, I forget so easily. _p^yx^z_e^r 12:01, 10 August 2009 (BST)

WikiFauna

Here you go: {{WikiKnight}}

Thanks.

	WikiKnight
	DDR is a WikiKnight and defends the Five Pillars of Wikipedia

Ho ho ho. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 16:20, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Re: SuperNewb

It was vandalism strike one, I'll talk to them if they can be bothered coming back for more ... or you can chase them down as you see fit.

Cheers --Zeug 03:44, 12 August 2009 (BST)

This needs to be addressed...

I really need something addressed. I'm tired of the way people are treating each other, constantly belittling each other here. It has got to stop. Frankly, I'd assume that the Five Pillars of Wikipedia would apply here. If not, something needs to be implemented similar to that.

I don't much appreciate being talked to like I was by I'm a motherfuckin' lyrical wordsmith motherfuckin' genius! here,... Or general subject matter contained here. I can deal with minor cursing, and being put down to an extent.... but seriously, I've had enough of the abuse. I'd appreciate someone putting some sort of limitation on how far it can go. -Poodle of doom 01:51, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Fuck off! Stop running around to sysops pages trying to get them to do something and make a fucking policy!!! --xoxo 02:06, 13 August 2009 (BST)

That could be addressed too.... -Poodle of doom 02:18, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Stop running around and crying to mummy and daddy sysops about being picked on and fucking do something about it yourself, maybe you will get some respect by having a well thought out policy or a nice slick argument back at one of us, rather than crying to the nearest (see:all) sysop whenever someone says a naughty word. Faggot.--CyberRead240 03:27, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Look at the big words fly!! And then pick on someone cause they can't spell! Thanks to all your intellegent ramblings, the world is a whole lot gooder now!! -Poodle of doom 03:52, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Grow a thicker skin and/or ignore them. This isn't a second-grade playground where everyone has to be nice to each other. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 03:56, 13 August 2009 (BST)

"Thanks to all your intellegent ramblings, the world is a whole lot gooder now!!".....I rest my case.....what do you expect mate, if you are an idiot you will be treated like one. Also, learn to fucking indent, ton continue a conversation, you indent, when you edit, look at what the other posters have done to reply to you. You stupidity is boundless.--CyberRead240 04:44, 13 August 2009 (BST)

There is no civility policy on this wiki, they have every right to say what they are saying. The thing is, 90% of the abusing comments on the deletions votes were not personal attacks but only in response to the tameness of the deletions case. As for Read and co, they are shitstirrers and are looking for a reaction from their behaviour, your responsibility is to stop giving it to them.

As for DCC's comment on the open discussion, DCC notoriously swears a lot and it is 100% within his right.

Basically, as per Jed and Read, there's nothing the admin can do to help you or enforce your wishes. It isn't because we are bad sysops, or we like to see this happen, but because the structure of the wiki prevents us from having any authority in stopping user X saying user Y is gay. As for the 5 pillars, a majority of them don't apply to UDWiki at all, namely in this case the fact we don't have a Code of Conduct. The best you can do is to go to arbitration and request something that necessitates your wishes. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 05:43, 13 August 2009 (BST)

UDWiki:News

Its a little home for stuff you remove from News. :) --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:59, 13 August 2009 (BST)

How embarassing. After PCP, I should know better. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:05, 14 August 2009 (BST)

Things to do on the Wiki when you're dead

Ta. Da. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:56, 14 August 2009 (BST)

Brilliant. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:00, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Urban dead has become boring now

I think it is due to the sameness that occurs over time. Nothing ever changes, it's just more of the same. Kill zombies, get killed by pkers, kill humans. It never changes. Do you agree is my question. Aka Paradox 01:55, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I've been playing for just over 2 years and at one point, yes, I thought the game had become boring. I think the game can only become boring if you expect too much from it. I won't go through a history lesson, but when I got bored with the game, I just tried new things. Being a brain rotted human, leading groups, travelling and organising games like manhunts. At the moment I'm with a couple of groups who co-ordinate over IRC and hence it has a fun, welcome, social point to it. When I found UD got boring I just played it more casually, and it worked that way. To play UD you have to be prepared to fight for something, and when a suburb is green and it's surrounding suburbs are as such, there isn't much to fight for, only to stay for. They aren't the same thing.

As for the balance of the game and its structure, I do think that something's wrong. A battle hasn't happened since Kevan introduced cade-blocking and de-centralised malls with the FAKs, which I don't like because I enjoyed being with a massive brethren fighting against the biggest horde there was to offer. Kevan's changed the game over time so it can serve more as a zombie apocalypse, which is great, except for the "apocalypse" part, which Malton is currently not. Survivors outnumber Zombies far too greatly and that's likely to never change in UD's current state.

Long story short: UD gets boring when survivors dominate 70% of the game over zombies. The game isn't boring when someone like The Dead trounce the place and make every single suburb a death zone, because then you have someone to truly fight against and a true goal to achieve. At the moment, it's a bit of a wank for survivors and it's been like it for a while. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 02:16, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I guess that means I do agree to some extent, but personally I don't find UD boring because I've gone to certain lengths to keep doing what makes me enjoy UD: fight back for suburbs with survivor groups in ravaged towns, and participate in manhunts with friends and other wiki users. You just have to find something Malton that keeps you coming back. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 02:16, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Thank you for that very honest answer. I honestly think though that it's the "standstill"ness of the game that makes it so different from what I imagined a MMORPG. If it helps you to understand what I mean try to imagine the movie Dawn of the Dead but with you being able to play in the entire city and there's *animation*. I don't want to click on a button and affect essentially nothing cause on a small scale like urban dead it feels like you are only playing with yourself and time is standing still. (no joke intended). I want to like see actual weapons and you aiming at the zombies who number in the hundred thousands as I helplessly try to barricade a mall or something. Can you feel that adrenaline from something so innovative? Aka Paradox 19:08, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Go get dead rising (i think thats its name) or some other zombie xbox game. This is a text based game, it doesn't try to be anything else. Look up text based MMORPG and you'll see theres heaps of them, they aren't everyones cup of tea so you can always play WoW if thats more up your alley.--xoxo 23:59, 15 August 2009 (BST)

I needs a template!!!!!

I need some kinda template that says I'm friggin anoying and probably have the most templates in 1 userpage in this whole wiki please :P --Crazy Hobo Man 13:05, 16 August 2009 (BST)

{{Hyperannoying}}

All in the name of fun, of course. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:29, 16 August 2009 (BST)

LMAO!!! that is epicsauce XD --Crazy Hobo Man 13:34, 16 August 2009 (BST)

Ty, have fun. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:34, 16 August 2009 (BST)

Re-evaluation

Hey, I've just had a thought: shouldn't Daranz be the first sysop up for re-evauation as he was, technically, the first to be promoted (despite his inactivity). I don't mind going first, it gets it out of the way early but I was just wondering what you thought about it?--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 16:17, 20 August 2009 (BST)

If he was the first one to be promoted then you are absolutely right and I apoligize, I set up the A/RE page late at night and was fearful I would get some of the user rights logs a little wrong. It is within your policy to have Daranz go before you, so it's up to what you'd prefer. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:27, 21 August 2009 (BST)

Suggestion:20090820 Zombie hunter Skill

possible meat/socking on keep votes? All very little conrtibs, some with similar sig set ups? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:28, 20 August 2009 (BST)

Wow, that was weird...--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:29, 20 August 2009 (BST)

And here I thought I was the only one. I was looking around to see if there was something against this, but couldn't find anything yet. --DBHT 20:31, 20 August 2009 (BST)

I posted earlier on Cyberbob, because he's always good for an IP check, but he hasn't been online. Ironically, just before I managed to post here, Ross beat me to it. <_< --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:32, 20 August 2009 (BST)

Suggestion

What do you think about the users voting keep on this? I tried asking Cyberbob, but there was no response. There are easily six of them now, and all of them are new users, most of whom have only voted on that suggestion. Do you think that they're sockpuppets, or do you think that they're just a load of newbs? --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 20:29, 20 August 2009 (BST)

I've run the ips. A couple of them appear to be from the same area, possibly even the same person using a variable ip, but the addresses are different enough that we can't get them for sockpuppetry. Considering the similarities in the quality of their spelling and grammar, and the fact that they're all voting on the same awful suggestion, I would hazard a guess that some of them might be meatpuppets (i.e. the author asked his friends to come along and vote) but there's really nothing we can do about it.The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 20:56, 20 August 2009 (BST)

Damn, I just wrote up the Vandal Banning entry too. --Blake Firedancer ^{T E RNL? P.I.S.I.T.} 20:57, 20 August 2009 (BST)

Looks like he is not going to stop--Orange Talk 21:11, 20 August 2009 (BST)

Well, he lost, because the suggestion was spammed. But that doesn't stop him trying again with an even zanier suggestion. How about we create a policy of haviong to have 5+ edits in the past month to vote on a suggestion? I'd happily make a policy discussion for it, but I don't know how.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:40, 20 August 2009 (BST)

If he tries again then I have no doubts whatsoever that it will be spamminated as well. While I do agree that some sort of policy limiting meatpuppetry would be a good idea, but I'm not sure it would be passed as because people wouldn't like the fact that it could restrict new users from voting. The suggestions system has it's own system for suggesting rules changes, etc. which is done through Category_talk:Suggestions#Suggestion_Discussion. Anyway, it appears boxy is more observant than I am and noticed further similarities in the typing patterns and on those grounds I've ruled vandalism.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 22:43, 20 August 2009 (BST)

The Safe Sleeping Policy

Surely you didn't think I was being serious? --Shank Case 05:42, 23 August 2009 (BST)

There are a lot of morons around here, I wouldn't put it past someone, particularly if they are a stranger. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 09:47, 23 August 2009 (BST)

So you went off on the Bunnies' talk page against me instead of first trying to ascertain if I was being serious or not? --Shank Case 17:28, 23 August 2009 (BST)

Why should I bother? The entire topic was on the bunnies talk page, it's just customary on this wiki to continue the conversation there. Personally, I couldn't give two shits whether you were serious or not, the very fact you made the statement at all is ludicrous, even as a joke. Anyone with a shred of common sense would have criticised DTangent when he announced the policy, not just sit back and then cry when he 'breaks' it. If you are so touchy about me taking this up with you on your talk page, there's a lesson to be learned in this and it is you should have taken up your frivolous matter on DTangent's talk page, not the Bunnies. Now you've screwed up and anything goes, so deal with it.

And if you want to continue this on a talk page, then so be it, make it personal, I had trifles with the policy more than you, but whatever. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:00, 24 August 2009 (BST)

I was doing something that I like to call "joking". I don't like getting angry or going into SERIOUS BUSINESS, and prefer to use jokes to get points across. Jokes that are apparently misunderstood at times =] --Shank Case 05:07, 24 August 2009 (BST)

LOL damage control. Nice attempted recovery with the "Oh I was joking bit". --DTangent 19:02, 24 August 2009 (BST)

Well, it's no surprise that my presence in UD is so grandeur that my spoken word is enacted into policies. --DTangent 19:06, 24 August 2009 (BST)

WAIT DDR!

WE CAN'T STOP HERE!...

THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 09:52, 23 August 2009 (BST)

don't worry, he'll see them soon enough! --Honestmistake 10:06, 23 August 2009 (BST)

JESUS CHRIST LOOK! THERE'S TWO WOMEN FUCKING A POLAR BEAR! --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 10:11, 23 August 2009 (BST)

Talk page

WTF? -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 10:07 23 August 2009 (BST)

Hmm, sorry, I originally tried to fix WOOT's header formatting, and my net got sloppy... Beyond that, I don't know what happened. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 10:12, 23 August 2009 (BST)

Contribs stats

The point is.......?--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:21, 24 August 2009 (BST)

It was originally made so I could have a friendly competition with Link over IRC, but while it was being done, I figured it would be more fun to just add some users. Link and I are both into graphs, etc. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:23, 24 August 2009 (BST)

And the joke about adding Rooster to is was that I always claimed that the reason he didn't like it was cause we never put him on, to which he promptly replied "I could just use my bots to mass up thousands of edits and screw your little graph over". I think there was a pompous laugh somewhere in the quote aswell. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:28, 24 August 2009 (BST)

Said laugh would also be evil, maniac and condescending, just for the record. --  RoosterDragon  16:03, 24 August 2009 (BST)

Its how I pictured it. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:31, 25 August 2009 (BST)

ALiM

hey next time you want to vandalise alim with your inane bullshit can you at least post on the talk first so people have an idea what the fuck you're doing. thanks.--xoxo 00:54, 25 August 2009 (BST)

It's called fixing newly broken links caused by unmerging location pages. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 03:53, 25 August 2009 (BST)

I've been unmerging location pages since before you were born pal.--xoxo 01:14, 26 August 2009 (BST)

Hilarious. Keep up the jackass persona and revert it then, saint. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 05:08, 26 August 2009 (BST)

...

I'm not even sure if this is worth saying but I spent around three hours creating this and was tired last night and figured I would fix the link this afternoon when I got home from school but found the page had been deleted, I then looked in recent changes under deletions and found this:

17:20, 26 August 2009 Nubis (Talk | contribs) deleted "Kakashi on crack/toilet tactics" (unused redirect)

I luckily saved a copy and will be fixing it but I thought I would say this anyways because I thought it fell under deletion of other users work or whatever... --Gat 01:54, 27 August 2009 (BST)

You're really really really dumb. Nubis deleted that page because he'd already moved it into your userspace. Cyberbob  Talk  01:56, 27 August 2009 (BST)

well sorry XD I was looking for it for about ten minutes and tried everything under the sun :P anyways I ended up aparently deleting the save file somehow... --Gat 02:00, 27 August 2009 (BST)

It's sysop courtesy to inform the users that their pages have been moved, it makes it easier for the user, but sometimes we forget, sorry. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 02:59, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Or sometimes we're nubis.--xoxo 04:04, 27 August 2009 (BST)

"We're" Cyberbob  Talk  06:10, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Header Images

In some of the North-Eastern suburbs, I've seen some images, used alogn with the headers, such as , and . I think they give a nicer aesthetic feel to the page. I'd be willing to add them to the other suburbs, but ideally, I'd like to ask a sysops permission first, as it's a change to the overall format of the page. (Well, just adding an image, but still). What do you think?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 14:39, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Sysops don't have any more say over the aesthetics or content (except NPOV) of pages than anyone else. The only reason you should feel the need to ask a sysop before doing something is if you think it might be taken as being vandalism, and the sort of thing you're looking to do is anything but. Cyberbob  Talk  14:59, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks, well I'll get right to work on that then. I just didn't want an a/vb case or anything.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:01, 27 August 2009 (BST)

There's seriously honestly truly no need to be wary of being accused of vandalism, much less being "convicted" of it, when you're doing something so obviously in good faith. You do get the odd stupid case from numbskulls who don't bother to ask the person they're accusing about their actions beforehand, but those are a rarity.
BTW: Making A/VB cases doesn't have anything to do with being a sysop in any way shape or form. We do make the majority of them but that's because we - for the most part - tend to either be more active than most people or are simply a bit more alert. It doesn't bear any relation to our position at all. Cyberbob  Talk  15:09, 27 August 2009 (BST)

(sorry if I'm harping on a bit here but I really don't like that particular misconception - nothing against you or anything) Cyberbob  Talk  15:10, 27 August 2009 (BST)

No, I moreso asked a sysop because they have the power to vote, and being a sysop means that you're meant to ahve a better understanding of policy. I was wondering if it breached a policy I was unaware of. I've done the first 10 or so, and I'll continue with the rest another time. I should have finished it within the week. Then I'll start work on trying to get all suburb pages ordered in the same way.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:24, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Ah, I misunderstood slightly. Sorry! Cyberbob  Talk  15:26, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Nah, don't worry, it was a misleading statement.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:27, 27 August 2009 (BST)

I should probably start calling this Cyberbob's talk page soon, he always seems to get on when I'm not around. Good luck, Yonnua. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 16:02, 27 August 2009 (BST)

OBJECTION Cyberbob  Talk  16:07, 27 August 2009 (BST)

Excuse me?

"Please do not modify suggestion timestamps to deceive users and to "legally" submit two suggestions in the one day. Similarly, do not post humorous/attack suggestions. Further vandalism may end up in your editing privileges being revoked. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 03:19, 27 August 2009 (BST) "

I didn't change the timestamp to "legally" submit two suggestions in one day. And why can't I post humorous suggestions? Climaxville isn't an attack at anyone... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by BlueSpurt (talk • contribs) .

Humourous suggestions are seen as vandalism if posted in the main suggestion system. There is a separate place to put them. -- Cheese 16:29, 27 August 2009 (BST)

A) There is no feasible reason why you should have changed the timestamp on your suggestion and the fact that it was superseded by a multi suggestion made it look bad. B) You can't post humourous suggestions because putting them in the main suggestions system is vandalism. C) Regardless of whether it is/isn't an attack at all, (B) still applies in the justification of your warning. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 16:31, 27 August 2009 (BST)

RE: Okay, fair enough, but I did take it out of the main suggestions system after like 5 minutes. I do have a question though, maybe I'm an idiot and oblivious to the obvious, but why is everyone so worked up about it in the developing suggestions syste? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by BlueSpurt (talk • contribs) .

People like to take their developing suggestion seriously, I guess. If you mean your suggestion that's on there, I guess that don't like to see their seriousness undermined by a joking suggestion. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:31, 28 August 2009 (BST)

WTF?

I fixed a minor grammar mistake I made on Rooster's talk page and the page log attributed it to you. Any idea how that happened?--~ Red Hawk One ^{Talk | space for lease} 01:33, 29 August 2009 (BST)

I wish I could say it's because I'm the almighty lord of the wiki, but it was probably because I got there first. Maybe if an edit conflict is the exact same version as the one its conflicting, it doesn't come up as an edit conflict, but still sticks with the original, don't know. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:38, 29 August 2009 (BST)

So you're saying you spell checked me.--~ Red Hawk One ^{Talk | space for lease} 01:41, 29 August 2009 (BST)

Yeah, I do it lots. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:46, 29 August 2009 (BST)

Help with deletion.

Hey there. I tried talking to Daranz about this but he didn't reply. I want to delete both of my accounts (old one and this current one) so that I can make a new account using the name of my old account, so can you please suggest what I should do next? Should I put up both the accounts up for speedy delete, or what? --The Second 09:58, 30 August 2009 (BST)

Daranz speaks the truth. None of us can do anything about it, I'm sorry. Unless you can work out which email addy you registered with (and it's still active), you'll be better off starting again. Did you also sign up as Dr Frankfurt? -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 10:14 30 August 2009 (BST)

No, Dr Frankfurt is my alt.--xoxo 10:15, 30 August 2009 (BST)

or is he? --xoxo 10:16, 30 August 2009 (BST)

GTFO, biatch -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 10:17 30 August 2009 (BST)

Does the checkuser bring up a location 2 hours north? If so I would say it is you.--CyberRead240 11:20, 30 August 2009 (BST)

We can't delete users, only their pages. The best thing you could do is make your userpages redirect to the account you want to use. Do you know how to do that? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 11:22, 30 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks, can please you tell me how to redirect pages? And which page should I redirect to? --The Second 12:35, 30 August 2009 (BST)

Alright, for example, if Dr Frank is your old account, you just replace all the content on that page to the following:

#REDIRECT: [[User:NEW ACCOUNT]]

Obviously replacing NEW ACCOUNT with your new username. To change your signature to say the name you want but link to your main account, make the new account that you want and then go to my preferences and change the "nickname" field to the name you want (for example, Dr Frank) and make sure that the "Raw signatures" box underneath it is unchecked, then save your preferences. Your signature should now say your chosen name but link to your new user profile. If you have any problems, just come back and I'll try and help out. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:30, 30 August 2009 (BST)

Technically, you could try to get Kevan to delete it or to install the renameuser extension. However, it's probably simpler to simply create a new account and use a nickname.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 23:21, 30 August 2009 (BST)

Ok, I made a signature for this account that leads to this page. I'll be using this account but logging in with this one. I only need to make sure that User:The Second redirects to User:Dr Frank, or maybe that's not necessary, since the signature takes you to Dr Frank. ~Dr Frank ^{(t) (DF) [P] (Sb)} 04:00, 31 August 2009 (BST)

Hm, I was under the assumption you would be using the account that you were redirecting to and leaving the redirected one inactive because you didn't want it anymore. Why on earth do you want to use one account but make it redirect to an inactive one? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 04:31, 31 August 2009 (BST)

I'm so very confused. I wanted to use my old account, but since I couldn't access it I made this one, and am using it to use the old account. I just want to start using the old, inactive account. I hope there isn't a problem with that... --~Dr Frank ^{(t) (DF) [P] (Sb)} 04:39, 31 August 2009 (BST)

Ah, I see. Look, You should, in my opinion, just make an account called DrFrank or something that's similar and just make that your main account. What you're doing isn't technically wrong but it's just so confusing for users because The Second, on first inspection, is too discernible from Dr Frank it will just confuse users. It's basically up to you. However, it might be worth it to make a notice at the top of Dr Frank, just to say that you edit under the account of The Second, just so no one freaks out etc. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 04:55, 31 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks, well for now I'll just do things as I said before, but I'll definitely try to think out something else. Thanks for the help! --~Dr Frank ^{(t) (DF) [P] (Sb)} 05:58, 31 August 2009 (BST)