Saromu/Navigator
Urban Dead
8/24 - NEVAR FORGET
We miss you Pluto!
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Because of the International Astronomical Union's stupidity for demoting Pluto I decided to quit Urban Dead in September, 2006. I could no longer play a game where there were only 8 planets.
Groups
Characters
Canderous Ordo
Dirty PKer of DORIS. Was once a member of the CDF but was driven mad and killed all those around him. Joined Red Rum and then Assault on Stupid Survivors before creating DORIS.
Ribbons Earned in the Invasion of Gibsonton Fighting for the Coalition:
- Leading the Coalition
- Starting the Invasion of Gibsonton
- Leading Above and Beyond the Call of Pluto
- Order of Saddam Hussein Award
- Victory in Gibsonton
- Killing Garviel Loken
- Killing Ottari
- Pluto's Honor Award
- Laying Down Pluto's Law
- Killing Kikashie
- Charlton Heston Award for Gun Violence
- Wearing Pants Award for Anti-Scottish-Catholic-Kilt Sentiment
- Joint-DORIS-RR-PK Task Force Award
- Three Kills in a Day
- Victory in Arby's
- Died in the Line of Duty...But Came Back
Anthony Rigatoni
Manager of the Malton Sanitation Department
An Italian with slicked back hair. Has a large, golden Cross that hangs over his wife beater and Gucci jacket. Has an extremely hairy chest, back, knuckles, legs, and eyebrows. His hobbies include going to Church, goofy chains, and spaghetti.
MahmoudAhmadinejad
Un-aligned human.
Retired Characters
Sonny Corleone
SEMI-RETIRED
Former leader of the RRF. Sonny Corleone. Will eat your children if you spam the suburbs pages. Service to the State! Glory to the race!
Read about the press interview with Papa Sonny. Here.
Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy. Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy. Van, yeah thats the masterplan. Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can. Yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band. The groupies the booze, the all night jams. Now all these fans, asking where did he go? Meditating on a rock letting go of the ego. So rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain. They took half my nuts and berries. And riddled "who's counting?" Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting. Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain. Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween. Grubs in the ground, it was so serene. The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green. And that's three square meals if you know what I mean. So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss. My third eyes open so give me some swiss miss. Saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street. Though I was down with God I had to yell retreat. Because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo. Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo. Set the animals free from the pimpin zoo. And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue.
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Malton's Most Wanted!
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| The user below is currently #2 on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
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Wanted for crimes against humanity, high treason, espionage, slander, grand theft auto of M1 Abram Tanks, murder, assault and battery, breaking and entering, and jaywalking.
For these crimes, the penalty is Pantsing.
Last seen in Central Malton.
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Rezzens Laffo
The Day Malton Ran Red: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:50suburbs.jpg
Zombie Renaissance
Conspiracies
Sonny...
- Killed a man once just to watch him die.
- Shot Undeadinator JFK-style from the Grassy Knoll.
- Shot Greedo for thinking he shot first.
- Made Centaurs hung like horses, but horses hung like Sonny.
- Is the evil Puppet Master of the game.
- Is the worst traitor since Fredo.
- Is like the fucking illuminati.
- Is behind every evil zombah plan.
- Is behind you right now.
- Can control where new characters start.
- Fixed the 1860 elections so that Lincoln could grow a beard.
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- Doesn't like you.
- Killed Grim with a battle axe due to his vulnerability to non magic weapons.
- Despises the Disgruntled Heroes, and everything they can potentially stand for.
- Is secretly Mr. Hootington.
FidelCastro
RETIRED
Zombie Revolutionary behind the Caiger Resistance Front.
Saromu
RETIRED for good
Former Councilor, leader of The Stanbury Renegades, member of the PA Rebel Alliance, co-founder of the Alliance of Giddings. Genius.
Current Prime Minister of the Council of Leaders.
Runs a McZeds in Pitneybank at the Sprod Building [86, 43].
Alliance of Giddings pages
Alliance_of_Giddings
Wiki Stuff
Projects
So yeah I've been doing some projects around the wiki.
- Fixing the retardedness on location pages. Honestly, is it that hard to code it as a location rather than a suburb so that it isn't broken?
- Suburb history pages. Stanbury Village History, Ridleybank History, Galbraith Hills History, Barrville History.
- Writing stories for the Families of Malton.
- Making fun of groups that "invade" Ridleybank.
- Templates. (see below)
- Spamming the stupid suggestions.
- Zombie Renaissance
Templates
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| The Template Junkies
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| We make templates. Lots of them.
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Sonny has the Heart of a Child
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| Tucked away in a box somewhere
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Hell
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| This user is going to Hell.
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This User > Jesus
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| This user claims to be better than Jesus
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Jewish
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| This user is a Jew.
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Atheist
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| This user is an atheist.
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Republican
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| This user is a Republican.
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Ban Stupidity
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| This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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Secret Shadow Group Member
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| This user is a member of the Secret Shadow Group that controls the wiki.
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Fucking Pwnage!
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| God bless the Banana Bear and his mased potato-damaged keyboard.
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Grammar
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| This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
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Allez Cuisine!
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| This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
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8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
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| This user or group remembers Pluto.
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Toenail
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| If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.
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It's Good to be the King
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| This user thinks it's good to be the King.
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Emotional Baggage
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| This User supports Mpaturet's mission to make his User Page entirely unreadable with templates.
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Pirate
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| This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!
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The X-Files
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| This User believes that the truth is out there.
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Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Gangsta Rap
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| This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
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ASSault Supporter
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| This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.
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Arby's
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| This user is thinking Arby's.
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How do you know she is a witch?
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| This user was turned into a Newt...
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No More Wiki Drama
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| This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
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OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
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| This user believes that any
Suggestion involving fire should
have Buddhist Monks on Fire.
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Tusken Raider
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| WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| This user has been touched
by his Noodly Appendage.
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Burn Her! She's a Witch!
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| This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
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DORIS
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| Canderous Ordo supports DORIS and its fight to free Yagoton from opression.
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The Sky is Falling!
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| This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
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Start your torches and pitchforks!
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| We found a witch! We must burn the witch before it escapes!
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What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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SNAKES ON A PLANE
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| The owner of this page wants these motherfuckin snakes, off this motherfuckin plane!
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The South Will Rise Again!]]
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| This User or Groups fights to make the Southern Suburbs RISE again!
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Kitties!
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| This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
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Scorched Earth
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| This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.
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Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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Hamters in the Basket Supporter
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| This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
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SPELING LOL
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| Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
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MGB Day
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| On the 27th of May, this User celebrates MGB Day - the day Mattiator Got Banned.
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Optimus Prime
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| The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
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Captain Planet
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| The power is yours!
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Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
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| This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
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In English Next Time
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| ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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THE EMPIRE
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| Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
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Wikipendence Day – June 9, 2006
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| This user honors the sacrifice of the moderators and innocent wiki citizens that led to Amazing getting banned.
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ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
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| This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
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Mario the Pimp
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| This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.
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Remember, remember the 24th of August
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous International Astronomical Union. On the 24th of August, we will march on Pluto and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! 8/24 NEVAR FORGET!
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Remember, Remember the 5th of November
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| This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!
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Remember, Remember the 10th of November
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This user or group commemorates the idiots who gave a free meal to the undead in Chudleyton / Darvall Heights by gathering in Caiger Mall to be eaten. On the 10th of November, the zombies choked the heart of Malton by ransacking Caiger Mall / BARHAH Mall.
Death to the humans, and with it, humiliation!
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WTFCENTAURS
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
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Greedo
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| This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
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ZOMGMINOTAURS
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| This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.
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Pulp Fiction
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| Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
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Templates Part 2?
| Yes...Sonny is that evil.
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This user likes boobies!
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Oh-Ho!
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| This user loves Zombie Mickey Mouse! Since he's the prophet of Zombie Jesus!
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Halo 3 = 8===D
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| This user thinks Halo 3 fanboys are faggots.
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Alt user
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| This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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John McCain for President
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| This user wants John McCain for President.
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Hillary Iron My Shirt
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| This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt.
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Mr Fluffles
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| This user loves to huggle a cute, fluffy, darling, lovable bunny every single day!
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I'm a minion!
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| This user is a minion of AnimeSucks.
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Don't Be Gay
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| This user thinks that if you play Halo you are likely a Homosexual. Think of your butt-hole, don't play Halo!
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Pools Closed Due to Aids!
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| DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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mudkipz
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| so i herd u liek mudkipz?
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Chocolate rain!
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| **This user moves away from the mic to breathe in.
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SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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| This user is chargin their lazer.
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RickRolled!
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| This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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Troll Lawyers
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| This user liked it before the trolls got edumacated with the laws and stuff.
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Katthew For Sysop
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This user demands change and a return to common sense. Vote Katthew!
We will stop at nothing to promote her.
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His power level...
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| IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
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- Leading the Coalition
- Starting the Invasion of Gibsonton
- Leading Above and Beyond the Call of Pluto
- Order of Saddam Hussein Award
- Victory in Gibsonton
- Killing Garviel Loken
- Killing Ottari
- Pluto's Honor Award
- Laying Down Pluto's Law
- Killing Kikashie
- Charlton Heston Award for Gun Violence
- Wearing Pants Award for Anti-Scottish-Catholic-Kilt Sentiment
- Joint-DORIS-RR-PK Task Force Award
- Three Kills in a Day
- Victory in Arby's
- Died in the Line of Duty...But Came Back
