User:Saromu

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Urban Dead

8/24 - NEVAR FORGET
We miss you Pluto!
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Because of the International Astronomical Union's stupidity for demoting Pluto I decided to quit Urban Dead in September, 2006. I could no longer play a game where there were only 8 planets.


Groups

Characters

Canderous Ordo

Dirty PKer of DORIS. Was once a member of the CDF but was driven mad and killed all those around him. Joined Red Rum and then Assault on Stupid Survivors before creating DORIS.

Canderous Ordo DORIS.jpg


Ribbons Earned in the Invasion of Gibsonton Fighting for the Coalition:

Administratum Medal.PNG - Leading the Coalition Crimson Skull.PNG - Starting the Invasion of Gibsonton Eagle Ordinary.PNG - Leading Above and Beyond the Call of Pluto

Knight of Medua.PNG - Order of Saddam Hussein Award Valor Star.PNG - Victory in Gibsonton Medusan Laurete.PNG - Killing Garviel Loken Merit of Terra.PNG - Killing Ottari

Merit of the High Lords.PNG - Pluto's Honor Award Order of the Eagle's Claw.PNG - Laying Down Pluto's Law Order of the Scarlet Wing.PNG - Killing Kikashie Order of the Storm.PNG - Charlton Heston Award for Gun Violence

Ribbon Intrinsic.PNG - Wearing Pants Award for Anti-Scottish-Catholic-Kilt Sentiment Steel Aquila.PNG - Joint-DORIS-RR-PK Task Force Award Triple Skull.PNG - Three Kills in a Day

Valoris Imperator.PNG - Victory in Arby's Winged Skull.PNG - Died in the Line of Duty...But Came Back

Anthony Rigatoni

Manager of the Malton Sanitation Department

An Italian with slicked back hair. Has a large, golden Cross that hangs over his wife beater and Gucci jacket. Has an extremely hairy chest, back, knuckles, legs, and eyebrows. His hobbies include going to Church, goofy chains, and spaghetti.

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MahmoudAhmadinejad

Un-aligned human.

Retired Characters

Sonny Corleone

SEMI-RETIRED

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Former leader of the RRF. Sonny Corleone. Will eat your children if you spam the suburbs pages. Service to the State! Glory to the race!

Read about the press interview with Papa Sonny. Here.

Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy. Gave away my possessions and moved into a Chevy. Van, yeah thats the masterplan. Drive into the woods and eat corn out the can. Yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band. The groupies the booze, the all night jams. Now all these fans, asking where did he go? Meditating on a rock letting go of the ego. So rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain. They took half my nuts and berries. And riddled "who's counting?" Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting. Now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain. Seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween. Grubs in the ground, it was so serene. The sky was blue, yeah the grass was green. And that's three square meals if you know what I mean. So now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss. My third eyes open so give me some swiss miss. Saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street. Though I was down with God I had to yell retreat. Because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo. Rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo. Set the animals free from the pimpin zoo. And I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue.


Mnweye.gif Malton's Most Wanted!
The user below is currently #2 on Malton's Most Wanted list, and should be terminated on sight without mercy.
Sonny Corleone - Zombie Player

Wanted for crimes against humanity, high treason, espionage, slander, grand theft auto of M1 Abram Tanks, murder, assault and battery, breaking and entering, and jaywalking.

For these crimes, the penalty is Pantsing.

Last seen in Central Malton.

Rezzens Laffo

The Day Malton Ran Red: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:50suburbs.jpg

Zombie Renaissance


Conspiracies

Sonny...

  • Killed a man once just to watch him die.
  • Shot Undeadinator JFK-style from the Grassy Knoll.
  • Shot Greedo for thinking he shot first.
  • Made Centaurs hung like horses, but horses hung like Sonny.
  • Is the evil Puppet Master of the game.
  • Is the worst traitor since Fredo.
  • Is like the fucking illuminati.
  • Is behind every evil zombah plan.
  • Is behind you right now.
  • Can control where new characters start.
  • Fixed the 1860 elections so that Lincoln could grow a beard.
  • .. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -.. / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. .. -. .- - --- .-. / ... / -- --- -- / ..--.. /
  • Doesn't like you.
  • Killed Grim with a battle axe due to his vulnerability to non magic weapons.
  • Despises the Disgruntled Heroes, and everything they can potentially stand for.
  • Is secretly Mr. Hootington.


FidelCastro

RETIRED

Zombie Revolutionary behind the Caiger Resistance Front.


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Saromu

RETIRED for good

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Former Councilor, leader of The Stanbury Renegades, member of the PA Rebel Alliance, co-founder of the Alliance of Giddings. Genius.

Current Prime Minister of the Council of Leaders.

Runs a McZeds in Pitneybank at the Sprod Building [86, 43].

Macarthur.jpg I shall return!
This user claims to be General MacArthur.


Alliance of Giddings pages

Alliance_of_Giddings

Wiki Stuff

Projects

So yeah I've been doing some projects around the wiki.

  1. Fixing the retardedness on location pages. Honestly, is it that hard to code it as a location rather than a suburb so that it isn't broken?
  2. Suburb history pages. Stanbury Village History, Ridleybank History, Galbraith Hills History, Barrville History.
  3. Writing stories for the Families of Malton.
  4. Making fun of groups that "invade" Ridleybank.
  5. Templates. (see below)
  6. Spamming the stupid suggestions.
  7. Zombie Renaissance

Templates

OMFG! 100 TEMPLATES!
04:11, 16 January 2007 (UTC)


The Template Junkies
We make templates. Lots of them.
The Ridleybank Resistance Front
RRF Wiki HomeRRF Discord Server
Department of Homeland SecurityAuxunit 10
Gore CorpsTeam AmericaThe Constables
Killerwhale.jpg Killer Whales
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit.
Steve.jpg R.I.P.
Steve Irwin

22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

Spartacus.jpg I'm Spartacus
This user claims to be Spartacus.
Clonearmy.JPG Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Dupe Clones!
Cry.PNG Jesus Cries
This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.
ConfederateFlag.jpg Southern Pride
This user is from the South, and is probably a homophobic redneck.
800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png American
This user is American.
God.jpg Worship God!
This user believes God is amazing and that everyone should worship Him.
Kenny.gif The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Hoard.jpg HOARD
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard.
Petrosexual.gif Petrosexual
This user is a Petrosexual.
ErrorUgly.png Too Many Templates
This user puts way too many templates on their page.
Emot-bandwagon.gif Templates make FUNFUN!
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
Trophy.jpg Sonny's Bob Award
For his admirable tolerance of nearly-constant nitpicking and flamebaiting.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
Sonny Corleone thinks that Malton is in his pants.
Extravaganza.jpg Gone Forever!
This user is celebrating Amazing's permaban.
Extravaganza.jpg Eighth of June
Celebrating Amazing's long overdue banning from the wiki.
Extravaganza.jpg Death to Labine50!
This user is celebrating the day Labine50 quit urbandead.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Dead
This user is a zombie and proud of it.
Sgpicon1.gif Arbitrator
This user is an Arbitrator.
Spam1.jpg Spam
MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions.
WikiPatrol.png Project Wiki Patrol Member
Dedicated to maintaining the wiki.
Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Pie.jpg Piebtration
This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.
Isidore.gif Saint Isidore Is Watching
Have you checked your spelling?
Smiley.jpg Popularity
This user is ranked 22 on the most-linked to pages list!
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Fire is Pretty
This user thinks that fire is pretty.
Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Noob.gif I'm Smarter
This user is smarter than you.
Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
Hearta1.png Sonny has the Heart of a Child
Tucked away in a box somewhere
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Un-w.png Project UnWelcome Member
Need help? Piss off.
Fire.jpg Hell
This user is going to Hell.
Crucifixion.jpg This User > Jesus
This user claims to be better than Jesus
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Jewish
This user is a Jew.
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Christian
This user is a Christian.
Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
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Republican
This user is a Republican.
Nobrain.png Ban Stupidity
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
USA Great Seal Reverse.png Secret Shadow Group Member
This user is a member of the Secret Shadow Group that controls the wiki.
BanStick.jpg Ban Stick
This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.
BananaBearHead.jpg Fucking Pwnage!
God bless the Banana Bear and his mased potato-damaged keyboard.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Kaga.jpg Allez Cuisine!
This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
Thumbs up.jpg Hammero for Bureaucrat!
…for a better tomorrow!
Vote Bob Hammero for Bureaucrat in 2006. Vote today! Vote tomorrow!
Then show your support!
Pluto.jpg 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
This user or group remembers Pluto.
Toenail.jpg Toenail
If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.
Goodtobetheking.jpg It's Good to be the King
This user thinks it's good to be the King.
Bear karvol.jpg Emotional Baggage
This User supports Mpaturet's mission to make his User Page entirely unreadable with templates.
Pirate.JPG Pirate
This user be a Pirate. Death to the Ninja dogs! Yarr!
X-Files.gif The X-Files
This User believes that the truth is out there.
Sonny.jpg I am Sonny!
This user claims to be Sonny Corleone.
Hypnotoad-1.gif Hypnotoad
All glory to the Hypnotoad!
GangstaRapVader.gif Gangsta Rap
This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.
ASS-logo-draft-1.png ASSault Supporter
This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.
Arbys.jpg Arby's
This user is thinking Arby's.
Newt.gif How do you know she is a witch?
This user was turned into a Newt...
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
Monk.jpg OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
This user believes that any

Suggestion involving fire should

have Buddhist Monks on Fire.

TuskenRaider.jpg Tusken Raider
WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!
FlyingSpaghettiMonster.jpg Flying Spaghetti Monster
This user has been touched

by his Noodly Appendage.

Burnthewitch.jpg Burn Her! She's a Witch!
This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find.
Peon.gif ZUG ZUG
This user or group can mine gold, chop lumber, and construct buildings


Asfriend.jpg Close Personal Friend of Anime Sucks
Saromu is Wicked Awesome, and chosen personally by The Godfather of Resensitized, Anime Sucks, to be a Close Personal Friend of Anime Sucks
SOAW.jpg Sigs On A Wiki
This user wants these motherfuckin' sigs, off his motherfuckin' wiki!
Gavel.jpg War Crimes
Sonny Corleone has been accused of War Crimes
Harmanspy.PNG Spies
This user thinks Coolo is the greatest spy ever.
SnakeisDead.jpg SNAKE IS DEAD
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!
Tombstone.jpg Third Siege of Caiger Mall
This user helped take down Caiger Mall!
100celebration.JPG Sonny's 100 Templates Celebration
This user celebrates Sonny's quest in making his page unreadable by having 100 templates on it!
DORISFlag.jpg DORIS
Canderous Ordo supports DORIS and its fight to free Yagoton from opression.
Skyisfalling.jpg The Sky is Falling!
This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.
Mob.jpg Start your torches and pitchforks!
We found a witch! We must burn the witch before it escapes!
Butabi What is Love.gif What is Love?
This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
Hypnotoad-1.gif SNAKES ON A PLANE
The owner of this page wants these motherfuckin snakes, off this motherfuckin plane!
Confederate flag.jpg The South Will Rise Again!]]
This User or Groups fights to make the Southern Suburbs RISE again!
Kitty small.jpg Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
DeathValley.jpg Scorched Earth
This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.
Bbticon.jpg Template Whore
This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
Hamters.jpg Hamters in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!
MattiatorBanned.PNG MGB Day
On the 27th of May, this User celebrates MGB Day - the day Mattiator Got Banned.
Optimusprime2.jpg Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
Captain Planet.PNG Captain Planet
The power is yours!
Juggernaut.jpg Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!
PulpFiction.jpg In English Next Time
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Trooper-hump-small.gif THE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!
Wikipendence.jpg Wikipendence Day – June 9, 2006
This user honors the sacrifice of the moderators and innocent wiki citizens that led to Amazing getting banned.
Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
Mariopimp.jpg Mario the Pimp
This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.
Pluto.jpg Remember, remember the 24th of August
This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous International Astronomical Union. On the 24th of August, we will march on Pluto and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! 8/24 NEVAR FORGET!
The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!
Nocaiger.png Remember, Remember the 10th of November
This user or group commemorates the idiots who gave a free meal to the undead in Chudleyton / Darvall Heights by gathering in Caiger Mall to be eaten. On the 10th of November, the zombies choked the heart of Malton by ransacking Caiger Mall / BARHAH Mall.
Death to the humans, and with it, humiliation!
CentstagV.gif WTFCENTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid suggestions on the Suggestions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Victory will be ours, and with it, Pie!
Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.
Minotaur.jpg ZOMGMINOTAURS
This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.
PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Templates Part 2?

Yes...Sonny is that evil.
18...and counting


Boobs.gif This user likes boobies!
Mickey mouse.jpg Oh-Ho!
This user loves Zombie Mickey Mouse! Since he's the prophet of Zombie Jesus!
Halo 3 logo.JPG Halo 3 = 8===D
This user thinks Halo 3 fanboys are faggots.
Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Grave.png Improve Urban Dead
Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead.
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John McCain for President
This user wants John McCain for President.
Hillaryironmyshirt.jpg Hillary Iron My Shirt
This user believes that Hillary should stop running for President and start ironing his shirt.
209-rabbit.jpg Mr Fluffles
This user loves to huggle a cute, fluffy, darling, lovable bunny every single day!
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I'm a minion!
This user is a minion of AnimeSucks.
Halo.jpg Don't Be Gay
This user thinks that if you play Halo you are likely a Homosexual. Think of your butt-hole, don't play Halo!
Afro.gif Pools Closed Due to Aids!
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Mudkipz.jpg mudkipz
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
Chocolaterain.jpg Chocolate rain!
**This user moves away from the mic to breathe in.
SHOOPDAWHOOP.gif SHOOP DA WHOOP!
This user is chargin their lazer.
Rickrolled.gif RickRolled!
This user has been RickRolled and wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Troll lawyer.jpg Troll Lawyers
This user liked it before the trolls got edumacated with the laws and stuff.
2453ban.jpg Katthew For Sysop
This user demands change and a return to common sense. Vote Katthew!
We will stop at nothing to promote her.
NINETHOUSAND.jpg His power level...
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!