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WELCOME!
Welcome to the Malton Rangers Recruitment Office - the greatest survivor group of the entire world.
Let me guess, you're looking for a group to join and someone was making fun of the Rangers so you thought you'd come check us out. Well, we don't want to brag, but well, we are the Greatest, most Glorious Survivor Group of the Decade...and quite possibly of the past week!!
A Message from Rangers Leadership
Why the Rangers? Well, typically we dont bother explaining ourselves but for those that really must know...
As a Ranger, you will be shown how to help people and chicks kill zombies most best through world-leading, high-quality, comprehensive, best-practice, complete and innovative tactical strategies and things.
In the Rangers, we always say success only comes before hard-work in the Thesaurus.
Above - Two Men Shooting Guns.
Should you join, you'll discover we're constantly moving forwards as a team player.
Our people are our best defenders and we ensure we not only walk the walk but keep in the loop at all times. You'll be a part of an especially dynamic, headshot-driven survivor community, and our focus on our key targets means we can keep one eye on the ball no matter what the score may be.
In the Rangers, we think success is built on two things. The first thing is communication. The second thing is zombies, killing zombies that is. Anybody that joins with us has to be a good head for zombies. The third and most important thing, is two men shooting guns (see above).
Two men shooting guns is one of the most important assets a group can have. That's why we have two men shooting guns in almost every suburb of Malton, and at every party in our group of worldwide safehouses around Malton. Do you have a gun? Will you shoot with another man?
Above - A chart with the line going upwards™
As a Ranger, you'll have to be committed, to commitment
Each and every day, the first thing we want to do at the office is have a beer. The second thing is improve life for survivors. Because good helping to make a good life makes us seem really terrific. It also helps us gather great alcolades, and when that happens, we'll scratch your back and you can get the monkey off your shoulder.
This approach to survivor groups has a direct effect on the human population in Malton and is clearly demonstrated above, in our patented Chart with the line going upwards™.
Above - A man playing with string
By joining the Rangers, you'll quickly learn that solving tatical problems is about solving problems. In the Rangers we know all about this. Solving tatical problems that is, not just problems, because that wouldn't be something to boast about. So we know lots about solving tactical problems. One of the best ways to solve tactical problems is to be tactical. The next best way is to play with string, as you can see in our diagram (shown above). It helps if you play with the string in a green room so the light can shine through. Just like the answer to the problem, the light that is, or something.
In the Rangers, we strive for the finishing line of the future, that only comes with experience, headshoting and knowledgeing. Do you have the commitment to drink beer and strive?
Turn your mediocre time in Malton around 360 degrees, Join us by signing up at the Ranger Station Forum!!
If you're still not sure the Rangers are for you, see the "Joining Made Easy" section below!!!
Joining Made Easy
Behold, the process for becoming a ranger...Note: You must complete these steps in order.
- Take the Malton Rangers Recruitment Quiz
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Malton Spies/Pro Survivors
We are based in Hollomstown, Waterlow Street Police dept. and our goals are to help players level up (even if you have to level up from 1 to 40) and be safe, because we will be in an environment where the zombies will try and eat our bra!nz. We do missions all over Malton, so if you need some help then hit us up.
We have a forum and are always ready to help so click here if you wanna go to our forum and join us, remember to post in our application topic.
Help us reach our dream for a better tomorrow!
Remember, We Want You!
--Fireboy97 16:08, 8 May 2013 (BST)
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Watch our Official Recruitment Video [1]
The Malton Urban Militia is a coalition of the willing - a volunteer army.
Currently the M.U.M. maintains an ever-expanding network of safehouses throughout the city.
Stay tuned to 28.29 MHz for regular broadcasts, visit our information center [2] for M.U.M. updates, and visit our forum [3] for directives on how to join our ranks.
Rebels and other enemies of society (PKers - you know who you are)
We implore you to stand down and co-operate with the M.U.M. for the good of your community at large.
Objectives of the M.U.M.
M.U.M. Mission Statement
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Join the Zookeepers!
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Malton's most maudlin mob of misanthropic miscreants is always looking for a few more good men, women, zombies, animals, robots, space aliens and time travelling nanites.
Stop by our Discord for details on how to join.
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Militant Order of Barhah
The Militant Order of Barhah
is one of the major Zombie hordes in Malton and is dedicated to the principles of Barhah Fundamentalism. A nomadic horde that spreads Barhah throughout the city, the MOB welcomes all zambahz who have embraced Barhah within their hearts. As a focused horde with several strike times, the MOB excels at breaking into and eating harman strongholds. A few snapshots of our assaults can be seen here. The MOB enjoys nurturing young zambahz (known as babahz) providing both an encouraging atmosphere & nourishment on the bloody & brainz filled road to becoming adult zambahz.
Our kind of player is a thinking one; one that wants to see exciting projects and high-profile assaults on UD, and attracted to a strong, cohesive team with a great esprit du corps. If you feel you would like to give us a try, then we'd like to cordially invite you to
join the MOB, embrace BARHAH!
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Organization XIII : Death Cultist/Life Cultist/Player Killer/Survivor/Zombie Group
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The Philosophe Knights
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The Philosophe Knights are a group of educated survivors who have taken it upon themselves to eliminate the threat of ignorance in Malton. The Order has a rich tradition and long history of executing the ignorant and other enemies of knowledge. The Knights are currently recruiting any intellectual willing to join their noble cause. See the Philosophe Knights wiki page for more information, as well as for a list of those that have been educated.
"No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding." - Plato
"Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil." - Plato
Entry into the Knights is conducted via trial by jury. Applicants may begin the application process at any time, but be certain that you are prepared for what will come.
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The Reddit Survivors is a group originated from Reddit that is looking for volunteers from all across Malton to help maintain and recover Ackland Mall and all nearby resource buildings. We are a loose knit group with only the goal of keeping Havercroft and Shore Hills both up and running for any and all survivors. We do not support zerging, blind pking, or anything else that goes against what is beneficial for our fellow survivors. Whether you prefer shotguns, FAKs, syringes, or toolkits, we have a place for you! Additionally you main join any of our armed branches:
- Reddit Marshals: The Bounty Hunter arm of RS, they usually travel all around Malton seeking out PKers and impersonators.
- Sixtus Saints: A small allied arm of the RS, headed by DehCheezburgah.
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The Ridleybank Resistance Front wants you! Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side? Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports? Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for!
We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat.
Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the Department of Homeland Security, and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - Auxunit 10 and The Constables. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The Gore Corps, THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use.
And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harmanz - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and play!
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Rising from the ashes of two historical groups, the Soldiers of Crossman have thrived in the volatile Northwest of Malton, becoming one of the longest-lasting, premier groups in the game. Our friends know us for our loyalty, good humor, and dedication. Our enemies know us for our strength, determination, and tenacity.
The Northwest was once a proud bastion of humanity in the zombie apocalypse, standing firm when all else crumbled around it. We intend to bring that back by uniting all of the survivors in the Northwest, not only in the fight against our common enemy, but also in our struggle to rebuild that which has been taken from us.
Join us on our mission:
To unite the Northwest and take back what is ours.
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The Upper Left Corner
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The Upper Left Corner is a renowned group of survivors who have chosen the path of enlightenment. To be truly enlightened, one must desire to amuse themselves and others, relax about The Game of Life™, and always remember: don't cross the streams. The Upper Left Corner is currently recruiting those who can rise to the challenge.
"The ULC has done a lot to bring an element of surreal fun into a zombie apocalypse... The game needs a group like the ULC." – Bisfan
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