| Undeadites
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| Abbreviation
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None
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| Group Numbers
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50 to 60 and on the rise!
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| Leadership
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surfincow, Labatte, Creeping Crud, El Coo Cooi
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| Goals
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Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos
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| Recruitment Policy
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Open door policy for all Zombies
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| Contact
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undeadites@ymail.com Forum
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The Undeadites are an active group of zombies hell-bent on creating carnage. The Undeadites have encountered much success, slaughtering over 11,200 survivors in the time that they have been lurching throughout Malton. You may find it difficult to locate the Undeadites as they are constantly searching for fresh brains, but you will know when they are near when you hear the bone-rattling chant of Rnrarrrh!
While they have decimated many survivor safe-houses, they still need more Zombies. Why not join and be able to watch the horde flourish through the blood and gore of harmanz? Plans are being drawn so that the Undeadites can create even more carnage than they have already. And as the horde grows, so does their lust for BRA!NZ.
Why Join?
The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you are logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. But in a fun, recreational way. We won't tell you to stand in empty buildings or patrol brainless suburbs, this is because we believe in a constant attacking rampage. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our directions sometimes. Where are we? We are on the Rampage and our position changes daily, contact us and we will try to pick you up.
How do you contact us? We have our own forum at http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. The horde is directed with targets and locations of fresh brains, all given out on the forum. So if you want to join, join the forum!
If you want to contact us but dont want to join, please email us at undeadites@ymail.com
Dead by dawn! BRA!NZ!!!
Friends of the Undeadites
- RRF - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall to the ultimate march of death during Mall Tour '09, The Front is one of the oldest and most trusted allies of our horde. The RRF and Undeadites are permanently linked in zombie terror.
Historic Undeadite Allies
- Pwotters - They were always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages.
- /b/ - The Whatmore Building was quite a unifying force.
- LUE - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall.
Enemies and Rivals of the Undeadites
- Lockettside Valkyries: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too. We always lick our lips at chance to gnaw on these new age Malton pacifists. Also these harmanz have been tryin too kill our zambahs.
- Mad Craskers: The Undeadites have a long standing tradition of decimating this group. We've burned their strongholds to the ground more times then we can remember.
- THEM: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it. They've given us a run for our money, and we always look forward to a good fight.
- St Luke's Cathedral: The blood stains on this church tell the bloody past of the massacres we committed here.
The Rampage
Achievements
- The fastest rising player in Urban Dead history and potential greatest player of all time, UUUUUUHHHHHH, calls the Undeadites home.
- The Steamroller of Death, an annihilation technique never rivaled.
- Founded the annual Undeadite Make a Wish Tour. Every last patient in the hospitals of Rhodenbank and Earletown saw our one wish...bra!nz!
- Crashed the C4NT Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man.
- Return to Crasker Territory: Revisited almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for Heytown and the Craskers for a few months.
- Massacre of The Mad Craskers 3: Same tasty harmanz, new era of utter destruction while rolling with Mall Tour '09. The slaughter of the Craskers has now become an annual Undeadite tradition.
- Aided in the annihilation of Yagoton.
- Led the assault on Pegton, resulting in its destruction.
- More than 11,200 harmanz devoured!
- Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05.
Current Location
We're currently located in Ketchelbank - smashin' down barricades and draggin' hapless survivors out of their safehouses to fulfill their true purpose. Feeding fellow zeds!
2009 December
December Kills: 14 (so far)
December Ruins: 2 (so far)
2009 November
Ah, Molebank. St. Jude's Cathedral was smashed and the Knights of St. Jude were either eaten or they fled. As the older members know, we have a special place in our hearts for cathedrals (you younger members should check out our wiki archive and read up on the Valentine's Day Wedding Massacre). The knights considered Molebank and their church holy ground, and zombies on this ground are considered a sin. Well my rotting friends, we desecrated their cathedral so I guess us sinners are going to hell in a handbasket, and we took the knights and their stinkin' church with us...RNRARRRH!!!
As we lurched north into West Becktown we kept a lookout for members of 10 Minutes from Hell. As founders of the Malton College of Medicine, they are considered especially juicy.
The plan was then to go into Dunell Hills, but The Dead totally trashed that burb, so we headed north into Chudleyton. We sniffed around Caiger Mall, but we were too late and missed out on getting in on its ruin by less than day.... *sniff*
So, we shambled on....
With the large horde, The Dead, shambling around our current locale, we didn't make many new friends to eat. However, before us was a nice little meal in Eastonwood. The appetizer was the ICH Team. This small group was loosely organized and didn't pose much of a threat, but we ate their bra!nz anyway. Afterwards, we moved on to the main course...the Malton College of Medicine. Their main campus and support buildings are located in this burb. We were hoping they would put up a fight so we could get some sort of challenge, and they did - just not where we expected. Previously weakened by some zergers, they fled before us, so we had to shamble after them to the City Zoo in Ketchelbank. The blood and bra!nz flowed freely in the Lion Enclosure when we finally caught up with them....
The Making Friends Tour rolls on....RNRARRRH!!!
Total November Kills: 373
Total November Ruins: 136
2009 October
There was much disappointment among our ranks when Cthulhu failed to make an appearance before us. Coward! What is the apocalypse coming to when you can't even rely on the appearance of an Elder God when you call on him? Oh well.... Maybe next time.
There was only one thing for it... The destruction of the CAPD to mollify us was in order.
Foulkes Village is a quaint little suburb by all accounts - or at least it was. Now it is a bloody ruin. Although the CAPD put up a valiant defense for 2 days, in the end we bashed down their 'cades and ate all of their bra!n-bacon. We even found their secret stash of doughnuts. Mmmm....doughnuts.
It was then that we decided to kick off our inaugural Making Friends Tour.
We began by visiting the Los Hombres Siniestros in Nixbank- which hardly seemed worth the trouble. The lights were on, but nobody was home. Then in Crooketon we called on the A.A.C. Survivors. Nope, no bra!nz there either.
So we continued North into Grigg Heights. We found 1 member of Breach of Peace to nibble on. What proved most entertaining however was tracking down members of the Order of the Black Rose who call this part of Malton home. Yes, very nutritious. Just the thing to make a baby zombie grow up big and strong, and come out smelling like roses - if only temporarily....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total October Kills: 366
Total October Ruins: 136
2009 September
It is regarded as an obscure sport for zambahz to eat the bra!nz of zergers. Usually, by their very nature they are secretive - if not rare. That is unless you are talking about the Bowring Blackwatch. I guess lurking in the bowels of Malton's Spicer Hills has resulted in some inbreeding. That must account for the strange flavor of the local cortices. But we ate them anyway. After all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
After a time the horde shambled into Old Arkham. Now don't you know that just when we began to settle in and find some juicy safe houses, the RRF up and invites us to return to Tompson Mall and join in their attack. After some token arm twisting - many just popped right off due to advanced decay - we agreed. Sweet, sweet destruction of the mall rats and their precious strong point was inevitable. We enjoyed their lamentations upon their realization that we had returned with friends to finish off what we admit we could not do on our own....GAG AHN AHR BANANAZ HARMANZ!!!
With that bit of housekeeping complete, we continued on our course. To our amusement what did we find again in Old Arkham? More zergers! Who'd a thunk it?
Now we enter New Arkham. It has been many, many moons since the Undeadites graced this burb with our presence. Will we find zerger valhalla? Will Cthulhu finally teach the rest of us how to surf? Or will noodley appendages molest us mercilessly until we give up our mudkips? Stay tuned.....Rnrarrrh!!!
Total September Kills: 300
Total September Ruins: 112
2009 August
It has been a while since our glorious horde graced the south east of Malton with our presence. Truth be told we have a soft spot in our hearts for Lockettside. Or maybe that soft spot is a bit of advanced rot...we aren't sure. But when we do come here the Undeadites like to hang around and enjoy the scenery, and the dying screams. This generally engenders feelings of victim-hood by those such as the Lockettside Valkyries. This time the mall rats of Tompson Mall also complained that we should just leave them alone and be on our way. Like somehow we have bad manners by coming here and wrecking their gennies and ending their miserable lives?
Well, Duh!!
After toying with them for a few weeks Spicer Hills calls to us. Mmmm...spicey bra!nz.... Rnrarrrh!!!
Total August Kills: 321
Total August Ruins: 94
2009 July
North Blythville was bland.... The bra!nz were too immature. With all of the schools in this area you would think that the harmanz would take advantage of the resources and exercise their head meat. That would at least improve the taste - ya know, give 'em a bit of spice or something. But no. Instead, the locals herded themselves into the resource buildings in typical sheep fashion in a vain attempt to defend themselves from our teeth and claws. This of course led to the inevitable conclusion of their bra!nless bodies bloating in the heat of summer in Malton.
Total July Kills: 392
Total July Ruins: 105
2009 June
We were beginning to wonder if we would ever stop breaking our kill record each month. Unfortunately all good things must come to an end. Don't get me wrong though, the carnage caused in June was by no means tame! The southwest of Malton continued to feel our rage. Once we finished mopping up South Blythville, the horde moved into the southern region of Greentown and proceeded to feast like kings. While completing the suburbs destruction, we received a call to arms to aid in the destruction of Greentown and it's overconfident harman groups. Their defenses proved to be absolutely pathetic. I think the entire suburb was napping when we went through it because the resistance there was about zero. With a new month starting, we're heading back into North Blythville to claim zombie independence! Rnrarrrh!!!
Total June Kills: 417
Total June Ruins: 89
2009 May
As we've said before, just when you think things can't get any better for the horde...Wouldn't you know that we end end June as the NEW deadliest month in Undeadite history! The Rnrarrrh Rowdies have officially blasted any thoughts that their recent success was because of their association with the Mall Tour '09. Our march into the green pastures of teh Southwest of Malton has produced an abundance of brainz and blood so far. The citizens Shore Hills, North Blythville, and South Blythville all felt the pain of a set of Undeadite teeth buried into their jugulars. As tasty as the SW march has been, it's not nearly over. The march continues. Rnrarrh!!!
Total May Kills: 535!!!
Total May Ruins: 104
2009 April
Just when you think things can't get any better, they do. The final stretch of the Mall Tour proved to be just the thing we needed to shatter the previous monthly kill record made just mere months before. Our efforts proved so effective that we began marching a different path to each mall compared to main MT force. We became a separate front of the tour! Our success had brought a flood of new recruits and notoriety. We now switch our approach to being solo again, and we started with our old friends the Mad Craskers. We will once again dash there hopes for a peaceful encounter before we continue on to the green pastures of the Southwest of Malton. Rnrarrrh!!!
Total April Kills: 481
Total April Ruins: 91
2009 March
Well March came and went and with it went a lot of harman lives. This month saw the Undeadites and the Mall Tour '09 march across southern Malton destroying every mall in their path. Though some resistance was faced, in the end it was useless once the full force of the tour came knocking on the mall doors. The Undeadites did so well in fact that we cam just one kill shy of tying our all time kill record just set two months earlier. As winter comes to an end the mall tour begins to wind down. We head east to end the party with a bang, all the while striking fear into the hearts of the harmanz that hear our approaching cry. Rnrarrrh!!!
Total March Kills: 412
Total March Ruins: 43
2009 February
As the year rolls on the destruction left in our wake rolls on as well. The mall tour continues to provide much bounty for the hungry mouths of the Undeadite horde. Despite the shorter month the horde still breaches over 300 kills and 100 ruins. The tour has brought us several new members and the reappearance of Undeadites once thought long lost in the streets of Malton. Our new individual kill count has sparked a friendly competition among the members of the horde, and it only bodes catastrophic for the harmanz who already stand in the path of the biggest little horde in Malton...The Undeadites. Rnrarrrh!!!!
Total February Kills: 338
Total February Ruins: 101
2009 January
The Steam Roller comes to it's inevitable halt as we Undeadites began our preparations for the Mall Tour '09!! Our kill total from the old Steam Roller was getting quite fat and bloated (like the rotting harman bodies in our wake), and the Mall Tour only furthered our mission of making the first month of 2009 the most destructive month in Undeadites history. We felt that we had to represent our horde well during the tour so we proceeded to wipe any harman presence from the face of any and all suburbs we visited. Our old friends the Mad Craskers were even targeted again. This latest Crasker skirmish had the same result as all out others, the total annihilation of their pathetic harman group! When the smoke cleared and the calender flipped, the Undeadites had their highest recorded monthly kills and ruins ever. Rnrarrrh!!!
Total January Kills: 413
Total January Ruins: 124
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Short-wave Radio Info
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| This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 28.05 MHz
Transmitter Coordinates: Malton
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Undeadite Group Portrait
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