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Affiliates, Sponsors and Sister Organizations

The Malton Boy Scouts Would like to become an Affiliate, Sponser, or a Sister Organization. i am going to put this up on the area of the page. just Askin you guys if thats ok?

Special Announcement: 1st Annual Malton McZeds Manager's Conference!

Greetings, fellow McZeds managers! Although it appears that some of our franchises are experiencing difficulties providing fast, fresh, and affordable food to the hungry tummies of certain malton suburbs, the majority appear to be thriving. Several, including my own Wykewood establishment, have just opened! The state of McZeds is strong. Can you feel the green-juice of revived purpose coursing through our collective managerial veins!? OK the green juice might be E-Coli... In the never-ending effort to better our beloved Corporation, I propose a Manager's Conference: for us to gather, brainstorm motivation techniques, and share stories about our oh so hilarious adventures in rotter-processing and PK-avoidance.

PROPOSED LOCATION: Where else but the flagship store: The Henslow Arms.

PROPOSED DATE: This is tricky. Let's try: OCTOBER 28 through NOV 4, 2006. OK, no-one registered, so let's reset the date to...

DECEMBER 1st!. Hmmmm...with the recent news of Caiger Mall falling to a 1000+ zombie horde, it seems the area around the Henslow Arms is perhaps not exactly ready to host a manager's conference. Conference on hold indefinitely...

ACCOMODATIONS: The Mart Motel in nearby Eastonwood is the closest lodging. With the Caiger Mall Star-Search contest being held the same week, expect rooms to fill up quickly. Reserve early!

Please register for the conference by signing the lines below, so that we'll know how many extra rotters to have freshly-ground for the conference dinners.--Klentis Maccabee 17:39, 18 October 2006 (BST)

  • Manager: --Klentis Maccabee 17:39, 18 October 2006 (BST)
  • Manager:
  • etc., ad infinitum.

Latest McZed's™ News

I have returned to the site of the first McZed's™ ,the Henslow Arms in historical Darvall Heights, to find it in disrepair. I will work on bringing this site back up to spec for a week or so, before resuming travel to all the wonderful McZed's™ locations around Malton. This will include a few trips to Caiger Mall for supplies - meat, generator, fuel and such. Also, we are hiring in the southern Darvall area. Anyone interested in serving their fellow survivors fresh Rotter™ sandwiches around Darvall, please go by the Henslow Arms (29,25) for an application.Eat Healthy! Recycle! McZed's™ --Atari Techno 20:29, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Radio McZed's™

Hey, faithful McZed's™ employees! We don't have a dedicated radio channel, but if you have Radio Operator skill, feel free to put in a commercial or two on any non-emergancy channels you find. I've been in Pescodside, doing commercials all day. We must tell the whole city about how good McZed's™ food is! Remember, McZed's™ only uses high-quality peanut oil in its fryers! It has much less cholesterol than if you fried your own rotted flesh! Eat Healthy! Recycle! McZed's™ ! --Atari Techno 21:49, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Franchise Opportunities

Since Caiger was retaken a couple of weeks ago, we've been getting awfully hungry. Why isn't there a McZeds in the food court? ...with all the fresh(ish) zombie meat right outside too...also we have lettuce --GrownUpSurvivor 22:45, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

McZed's™ is looking for enthusiastic managers to open franchise locations in other suburbs. We are looking for hard-working people willing to chop up zombies with the best of them. If you like serving your community only the finest in zombie meat and are interested in opening a McZed's™ Zombieburger Restaurant in your area, contact us here. WE ARE revolutionizing Malton fast food!--Atari Techno 19:08, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Dear generous CEO: I have been running a humble taco-shop in Wykewood for a short time, with mixed results. At first I was able to satisfy the demanding Wykewood survivors, so hungry from their dramatic battles, with delicious tacos of potted meat and canned beans. However when that supply ran dry (after three hours) I was forced to replace the salty cured pork snouts with putrescent zombie flesh. Very quickly I found that hoodlums had clogged the toilets, upturned my taco counter, smashed the remains of my windows, and devoured the patrons. The hoodlums may have been zombies. Anyway, my taco-enterprise has failed. Wykewood, however, remains a rich and untapped vein of grumbling tummies: I believe that with the support of a corporate franchise such as yours, we can together achieve our mutual goal of feeding the gaping maws of malton. In anticipation of this dream becoming reality, I've stockpiled an assortment of corpses in a local auto wrecking yard; and I am currently scouting storefronts for the perfect location to open up the newest franchise of McZeds! I will keep you posted on the progress, and ask only that you send me pennant streamers so that I can decorate the storefront for the upcoming Grand Opening! Cheers. --Klentis Maccabee 16:40, 28 September 2006.

"Hello. My name is ShadowScope, President of the Republic of Scarletwood. Our goal is the rebuilding of Scarletwood, to help it recover from the plague and the Zombie-Human War. I have heard of McZeds and am interested in opening a branch in the new nation, to help provide it food and return back to normalacy. Corpses are rare in Scarletwood, but we are able to import corspes from nearby parts of Malton. Please note that the Republic accepts both Zombies and Humans, and that I am a Zombie. However, the love of my new nation is higher than any racial bounds, and I heard the food, especially the onion rings, are great.

Also, we are happy to report that Scarletwood has resumed production of vodka. We believe that this vodka tastes good and will be of good value to your consumers, while giving us some profit and cash that will allow us to restart more buildings and bring Scarletwood back to life. Therefore, we ask that we distrubte our vodka via your fast food chain.

I await your reply."--ShadowScope 02:11, 28 March 2006 (BST)

As a zombie, aren't you afraid of being put on the grill? --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)
Yes, but I doubt that few people would harm the President of Republic of Scarletwood...especially since harming someone important usually means getting harmed back, and prehaps being served. I won't frequent the new McZeds building though, assuming we get permission to build it...just in case. Besides, I suppose the loss of an arm or two won't hurt me that badly.--ShadowScope 01:42, 29 March 2006 (BST)
Go right ahead! I can't wait to visit this 'hybrid' McZed's™ Just no harmanz on the grill. That's a no-no. --Atari Techno 04:43, 31 March 2006 (BST)

Ha, this is great! you should open up in East Greyside, the Special Tactics and Rescue Squad would be happy to have you run a place down south. -- Chris Hollis

Sounds wonderful! Let us know when you've renovated and what location you've chosen, and we'll send our district manager by straight away! -- Amazing 02:34, 21 March 2006 (GMT)
Let me know where you want to set up, I'll drop by. I'm near Fort Creedy now. --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)
Well, we're a little busy right now, but, we'll set up a place for you, the Spear Arms in East greyside looks like a great place for you. - Chris Hollis
Cool! Will get there soon! --Atari Techno 04:43, 31 March 2006 (BST)
Awesome, we look foward to seeing you soon!--Chris Hollis
I personally would like to re-submit for a McZed's in East Greyside on behalf of Special Tactics and Rescue Squad as East Greyside is looking better now. - The Cop

Hey, this is Vincent Tokay, proprieter of the Baboneau Arms in Peddlesden Village, just south of Roywood. I'm not looking for a complete franchise takeover, but I'm interested in getting a supplier for food... I get very good business and I could help raise the McZeds profile... fancy striking a deal?

I'm currently touring Malton, I can drop by soon. We would love to set up in Baboneau. Let me know some staff details and we can add you to the great McZed's™ family! --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)

G'day Chaps, the FOXHOUND:Propaganda Corps is looking at establishing a McZed's franchise at the Brittan Building in Pimbank. we can supply our own staff and can source our product directly from Ridleybank. We hope to usher in a new era of food related convenience in the Pimbank area. --Myosis 00:06, 23 March 2006 (GMT)

Let me know when you get open and we can add your info. I'll swing by soon. --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)
We are staffed and active and we've got some good news too. The moment word got out that McZeds was coming to Pimbank, the Zombies were pretty much busting through the walls in thier exitement to be the first one in our meat grinder... Down side is we've now got more meat than we know what to do with. --Spritefire 02:21, 31 March 2006 (BST)
Now that's what we like to hear! Welcome to the McZed's™ family! --Atari Techno 04:43, 31 March 2006 (BST)

I'm looking to open a McZed's in Pescodside. Lemme know how do I go about doing it. --Nov W!, Talk 02:19, 21 March 2006 (GMT)

It's easy! Just find a good location with no squatters, preferably near a good resource such as a PD, hospital or mall, hire some staff, get us your info (either on here or my user page), we'll post you up! Chop up some zeds for the grill and sizzle up some finger fries! I'll come by for the official visit soon after. We usually keep barricades at 'VS' to let customers in for delious processed zombies! You can visit other McZed's™ building pages for ideas. Good Luck! --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)

Williamsville needs something to put it on the map, and a McZed's would work just fine. Perfect location, too: the Clayton Building. Not only would you get a great meal, but you can call your friends to let them know how good McZed's is! -- Xtralife

Go for it! We're always looking to expand the McZed's Empire! Let us know how things turn out, and Atari will be out to see you. -- Amazing 02:34, 21 March 2006 (GMT)
Yep, yep. --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)

I feel like an idiot now.. I didn't notice this page before. I hope you all don't mind the Creedy Defense Force and I setting up a McZeds in Minchinton. -- Kai Antilles 10:24, 8 April 2006 (CST)

The Malton Mafia would like to set up a Mczeds in Pegton as a, eh, base of "operations". The Whicher Building (84,52) is a likely candidate for the family. We'll run your business and we aren't worried about making some zombie meat. We shall have it sorted out after we attend to some "business". -- Nolaw nocrime

Cool, let me know when you are set up. If you want, add your location info on the front page, or send it to my user page and we'll get it posted up. I'm running behind on my tour of Malton due to helping an ally. I will resume touring soon! --Atari Techno 02:48, 24 April 2006 (BST)

B.L.A.D.E. would like to open a McZeds in Tapton, at the Bragge Cinema, it would open up all kinds of oppurtnities, alos there are alot of Zeds near by and the grill will alwayz be blazing, I await you reponse--DicktheTech 17:16, 23 April 2006 (BST)

Go ahead and renovate the building, add your info to the restaurant locator and I'll be by soon. Heh, been called in to help during a PK war. Drats, will be resuming travel soon. --Atari Techno 02:48, 24 April 2006 (BST)

Catch Phrase

McZed's™ needs a "catch phrase." Something that trips off the tongue. May one suggest "I'm killin' it!"? --Gene W! - Talk 02:36, 11 April 2006 (BST)

Hmm. That IS pretty catchy. Let me run it past the board and see what they think... IF they think... corporate pigs. WHAT? I didn't say anything.. O_O Noooo Not the grill!!! -- Amazing 06:18, 12 April 2006 (BST)


From Malton military department to McZeds: Dear McZeds, we want to arrange with your leader if you can hold a celebration over Fort Creedy because we have had success in the great battle in fort creedy!!! So stock up McZeds if you allow this your gettin a lot of custormers!!!

Reply below here if you accept:

New location opened! Saint Benedict's Hospital is now open for your culinary delights!

CONGRATULATIONS!! I will arrive shortly to help with the celebration! On the way now. --Atari Techno 16:56, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Message from District Manager

Heh, this is a little self-serving, but on my journey to inspect every McZed's™ in Malton, I've kinda become uhhh, a food candidate. Heh, if anyone is near McZed's™ in Club Minchinton near Fort Creedy, I'd appreciate a revive. My profile is . If you must have a quick zomburger, please use my left arm, for I'm right-handed. Thanks! --Atari Techno 14:27, 23 March 2006 (GMT)

Revived, with both arms! thanks! --Atari Techno 05:30, 28 March 2006 (BST)


This is mildly disturbing, I am guessing it is influenced by "Zombie Rancher'? --Jack-Swithun 06:00, 30 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Not sure what that is, but I'll look it up! And if it's only mildly disturbing.. would you be interested in a part-time position? -- Amazing 06:34, 30 Dec 2005 (GMT)
Zombie Rancher is a game where you capture zombies for food. --Jack-Swithun 18:50, 31 Dec 2005 (GMT)
I wonder if the maker would be interested in cross-promotion. A free Zombie Rancher mini-game in every Kid's Meal! -- Amazing 02:57, 1 Jan 2006 (GMT)

I laughed so hard I snorted my soda. You owe me a new monitor.  ;) - Tabby 13:45, 31 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Here, let me get the manager for you. In the mean time here's a Croke Cola™ to replace the snorted beverage. -- Amazing 18:57, 31 Dec 2005 (GMT)

I made you a slipshod 5 minute photoshop poster! JOY! .... Damnit I put new instead of fresh, which would have been better. Oh well, I budgeted 5 minutes and I'm stickin with it. --Zaruthustra 20:52, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Hey, that's awesome. :o Thanks. --Arsenic Al 21:02, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Its... its just irritating me now, mocking me even. "Fresh" was supposed to be the entire punchline. --Zaruthustra 21:08, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)
WoOOW!! Cool! --Atari Techno 00:22, 28 Jan 2006 (GMT)

?? Well, it aint overpriced toxic garbage like McDonald's so... okay! *Chomps on Zomburger*. Although, I have heard rumors about most of the food here being made of zombies... AllStarZ 03:22, 30 Jan 2006 (GMT)

I took some time and came up with this:

McZeds.png McZeds™
This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

What do y'all think If you like it you can put it on like this {{McZeds}} --RAF Lt.G Deathnut 06:08, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Awsome --Zaruthustra 06:16, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

  • I'm happy you approve of it since I did pirate your image.--RAF Lt.G Deathnut 06:19, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)
    • Which I pirated from multiple online images. Circle of life man, circle of life. --Zaruthustra 06:46, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)
  • Oh ho ho! That's going right on. -- Amazing 18:08, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

If you want to see how many have this on their profile/group page go to here.

I want to thank you personally. I was in the Darvall Heights area looking for a generator after some ruffian made off with the one in our NecroTech buildings. I was starving to death - literally - when I happened upon one of your fine establishments. I must say, The Rotter is one of the best things I've eaten since the outbreak began. One goes weary of eating rations and the like. --Mikm 05:44, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)

You're welocme! Thank you for choosing McZed's™ --Atari Techno 03:13, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Well, I've been advertising for McZeds for over a week and I'm sure it's real important work but, boss, I want a promotion. Right now I'm in Caiger Mall, and I'm gonna help defend it when this huge army of zombies comes, since everybody says they will. After the attack on Caiger is done, I'm going to look for a place in Gatcombeton to be the next McZeds location, alright? I want to be the manager of that location, and if I have any luck I'll attract some more customers. --Arsenic Al 04:22, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Sounds good to me. I can help you scout a location in Gatcombeton if you want. Try to pick a location close to resources, like Henslow, which is 2 blocks from a PD, sits next to a hospital and is close to NT blgs.--Atari Techno 07:01, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Alright, cool. I think I'll be able to find a place on my own that's strategically worth shacking up in. See you later. --Arsenic Al 04:22, 27 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Hey one of my characters is in the gatecomb area. Do you need any human employees??? --Poodge 18:04, 28 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Once we're set up in Gatcombe, which might be a while since I'm waiting until the Mall Tour is over, I'll give you a call, Poodge. The more employees the merrier, right? --Arsenic Al 20:20, 28 Jan 2006 (GMT)

*A Scratchy Radio Message From The RAF---We have a abondance of corpses in Roftwood and very hungry people here. We would like if you consider a McZeds™ in Roftwood---Loss Of Message* --RAF Lt.G Deathnut 03:46, 30 Jan 2006 (GMT)

I think NOT putting a McZed's™ in Roftwood would be a CRIME in and of itself! All that meat going to waste... -- Amazing 05:21, 31 Jan 2006 (GMT)
*A Scratchy Radio Message From The RAF--- The RAF can establish it in --Too Scratchy To Understand-- We can't run it since our mission to --Too Scratchy To Understand-- prevents us. The RAF supports McZeds™.---Loss Of Message* --RAF Lt.G Deathnut 05:16, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I think the Zoo needs a McZeds and would be willing to help establish it. I would not however be able to run the place as I am busy working on a Temple to the Shrike. RivermanStx2 - Knights_of_the_Temple_of_the_Shrike

This is an open call for employees interested in working in the Roftwood or areas around the zoo. As Dictrict Manager, I'll be travelling around Malton setting up training workshops. Contact us here or on my user page. Viva las zomburgers! --Atari Techno 23:03, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

This is to announce that "The Crystal Method Food Conglomerate" owned by Burnin Joe has established a new franchise at The Organ Arms [14,14] in Judgewood and Burnin Joe himself will act as manager. Employess include Gretchin and Lenny The Mook Please add us to the franchise locator on the main page for we are simple hospitality workers and our computer programmer was infected and therefor had to be "Processed"

I'd be happy to set up a McZed's in Yagoton. I was thinkin of placing it in the abandoned food court of Bale Mall (SW corner (43,10)). --Mikm 18:06, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Just let us know, we'll help set you up. I am currently on a tour of Malton, inspecting the franchises. I'll be in the area soon. --Atari Techno 03:16, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT) do you deal with (survivor) protesters? --Mikm 03:39, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Since they'll be outside, I say let "nature" take its course. If they run inside for safety, offer to take their order! ;) -- Amazing 06:00, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)
OK, Mikm, I've arrived at Bale Mall. Where are you? I'm interested to see what a McZed's™ can do in Yagoton. --Atari Techno 18:06, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)
My alt RobertDuvall is in the SW corner. --mikm W! 03:41, 14 Feb 2006 (GMT)

*A Scratchy Radio Message From The RAF--- We would like to say that we have remodeled Forward Cinema {65, 57} to establish a McZeds™. That is all we can do for you since our mission to --Too Scratchy To Understand-- Keeps us too busy. ---Loss Of Message* --RAF Lt.G Deathnut 06:17, 6 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Isn't the chili HEARTY,not hardy? --Penance 23:31, 10 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Oooohhhhh snaaap. You win some kind of award for that one. Heh. I'm not divulging what kind, though. -- Amazing 05:55, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Darn YOU!!!!!Anyways,the Darvall Heights branch seems to be abandoned and unsupervised. --Penance 01:12, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I'll check in and see what exactly's going on there. They could all be on break, or wrangling some more meat. -- Amazing 06:00, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Glass Onion IMed me and said she's dead on Nurten. She didn't know where David Treanor was, possibly at Caiger. I'll be back in Darvall after a while, I'm inspecting the other locations. --Atari Techno 20:09, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

F.R.E.E.Z.E. is interested in franchise opportunities in Roywood. We have been diligently prepping Esgar's Auto Repair shop for conversion into a McZeds location. It's centrally located, and provides easy access to the delicious food for anyone in Roywood. We are prepared to provide staffing. --Firemanstan 16:10, 6 March 2006 (GMT)

Sounds great! I'll be in the area soon, looking over the new franchises. We're glad to have you as part of the McZed's™ team! --Atari Techno 03:50, 9 March 2006 (GMT)
West Grayside needs a McZeds... Trust me I know the best place... The Young Husband Arms, for those of you who go to Brainstock their is a RP forum their about that place it's soo funny... The Department of Emergency Management would set up and manage the franchise... --AZK 03:17, 11 March 2006 (GMT)
Cool, I can be there to help set up if need be. I'll run by soon. Welcome to McZed's™ ! --Atari Techno 08:15, 12 March 2006 (GMT)
That might be needed lol cause my character there that would be running it is a very low level, BTW Atari I saw you inside the Halse Crecent PD at Darvall Heights not too long ago... Atari Email me at so we can set it up --AZK 00:06, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Thompson mall needs mczeds, where thinking about resorting to cannabalism, our local bargah king just isn't good enough damnit! -- anon 11:35, 20th may 2007 (GMT)


Surely your prices should be in pounds/pence? You are of course aware that Malton is in England... --Daxx 19:55, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)

uhhhhhh, These are the new Maltodollars. Yeah, that's it!--Atari Techno 20:49, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)
They have pictures of Kevan in a powdered wig. -- Amazing 20:56, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)
I think we should convert the prices to British money, but I don't understand British money at all. XD --Arsenic Al 21:42, 11 Jan 2006 (GMT)
I think British money is made of tea. Just like American money is made of guns. -- Amazing 05:58, 13 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Ok lets solve this here and now. The money should be monopoly dollers.--RAF Lt.G Deathnut 17:35, 28 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Nah... I say that money should be ammunition. It's actually useful, unlike monopoly money, British money, American money, and the Maltodollar. Maltodollar. I mean come on, its not even backed by gold, making it even more worthless than American paper money during the Revolutionary War before the French gave the colonies enough gold to make it worth something, thereby saving the whole entire damn cause because 1,193 American dollars at that time was worth one barrel of flour. Anyways, this is how much ammunition should be worth, as an example: 2 shotgun shells are worth one Zomburger, and 5 pistol clips are worth the same. AllStarZ 03:27, 30 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Why not just use the dollarpound from RedDwarf? --Mikm 07:44, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)


Currently, the Henslow Arms location 29,25 in Darvall Heights should be open by this weekend. We are stocking the storage room and will have our grand opening soon! --Atari Techno 19:23, 5 Jan 2006 (GMT)


I'm going to have to come down to Darvall Heights and apply for a job sometime, this is a very worthy cause. -- Saoku 05:22, 7 Jan 2006


I'm currently spraying ads all over Gatcombeton, Atari. I would've told you before I left, but when I came on you were out of the building. --Arsenic Al 22:28 10 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Fantastic! McZed's™ is very greatful for your support. -- Amazing 23:03, 10 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Man, awesome! Sorry I was gone, I had to wrangle up some more zombie meat for the grill. Such initiative, seems like a candidate for McZed's™ management training to me! --Atari Techno 05:43, 11 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Hm. It's been great being an employee of McZeds, but I'm gonna resign now, and go see all there is to see in Malton. Good luck with your business, guys. --Arsenic Al 19:22, 16 Feb 2006 (GMT)


There's no solution, unless you plow right through the Harmans location. Using a bucket-fill tool, and 2 different colors, you can see in this image:

that the start and end points only link up inside that red circle.

Heh heh. Note the rules say that if you hit "more than one" obstacle.. :) You can hit one. -- Amazing 18:47, 24 Jan 2006 (GMT)
That's lame. It also said "without being accosted by Harmanz or the CDF". It is impossible to run into the cdf, and the only way to possibly hit 2 obstacles would be to run into the barricade and then walk back exactly over your own previous pathline. If you had meant for the maze to be in the form of a trick question, and you intended to try and make fools out of people with it, fine. If not, then invoking the 'hit more than one' option, after implying that you shouldn't run into harmanbargarz or the cdf, is dodging. I had thought that perhaps someone really intended to make a standard paper-placemat maze.
Wow.. uh.. It's just a maze. I'll change if it means that much to you, heh. Seriously I think it's cool that you actually care, but I swear I didn't intend to make a fool of anyone. It's simply a "without hitting more than one obstacle" maze from the very start. -- Amazing 03:48, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Sorry about the mix-up, Mr. Unsigned. Here, have a free DIET CROKE. ON THE HOUSE!! And thank you for choosing McZed's™ --Atari Techno 05:01, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

HAHAHA i did the same thing he makes me sad cause i love mazes.. Nice maze though had me going for awhile signed


Hey hey, Where can i sign up to manage a Mczeds???--Dark Wingstalker 03:16, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Up in the "Franchise Opportunities" location or anywhere else for that matter! heh. In what suburb are you planning on opening a franchise? -- Amazing 03:24, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)


Do you guys plan to be Malton wide? If you do, please edit the Malton page to include the info and I will update the Location Style Guide to include it. --Nov W!, Talk 01:09, 13 March 2006 (GMT)

i beleve you should expand to rhodenbank so the north east can enjoy! -- pyro1499

A Message from CMS

Great warriors, soldiers, medics, and scientist alike; allies who were, are and will bravely defend the mall, listen to me. The mall has been under siege now for more then a month and the defenders have done well. The zombies have noticed this as well, and have lost a great deal of hope, trying to reach an unreachable goal. They are tired, and want to leave, but do cannot make up their mind. It is up to us, fellow defenders of all sorts and ages, to help them decide, to help give them a good hard push, send them home, to where they belong. Fellow members of CMS have come up with an effective plan, and would like to call out to all the allies of the mall to aid them in, for this is as a mall for us as it is for you. If you would like to get involved in the plan, please email me ( your Username and your profile link, and I would then send you a password to an account for a forum, on which the plans and discussions are being held. All this is a precaution, in order to prevent complications of zombie spies. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask, I would most definitely answer it.

Hope to see you all in the birth of this great plan, MLSGuy (Steven Yu, member of CMS)

ummm.. is this still nessesary? the seige is over... soo... yah --AZK CMS-MetaAoG 02:33, 14 April 2006 (BST)

Template for Locations

{{McLocations}} Here you go, I've created a new template for McZed's locations as the old one was only for groups/users. Please use this template on all location pages. --Nov W!, Talk 02:19, 21 March 2006 (GMT)

McZeds.png McZeds™
This location has a McZeds™ restaurant.
Now Open! Serving you 24 hours every day through the apocalypse.
Hi there. Fantastic, thanks a lot! I'll check it out right now. -- Amazing Amazing 02:34, 21 March 2006 (GMT)

A new business opportunity

I've been thinking. Now that zombies are Malton's majority, they're a very tempting demographic. Instead of just slaughtering them, we could be serving them, too. Thus, I bring you: McHarmanz A subsidiary of McZeds, inc ! Think of the wonderful business the new chain could bring in. I can see the menu now: Harman Hambargarz, Trenchcoat Shakes, and for the kids: Barhah Meals (with a free dismembered limb in every bag). The possibilities are limitless. --TheTeeHeeMonster 20:35, 29 April 2006 (BST)

  • Had a similar thought but I think the brand is better: BARBRAZ. Been thinking about it a while but blatantly will not put the time or effort in to turn it into anything on my own. Perhaps some of the Crystal Method boys might be interested in diversifying? I suspect the problems of maintaining BARBRAZ franchises and enforcing house rules will require experienced catering staff. Fuster 13:02, 14 April 2007 (BST)
  • Sounds Like a good idea, since zombies eat humans, but humans don't normally eat zombies, you might get more business.--Pharo2i2 01:00, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Jensentown McZeds

The MacVicar building would make a good McZeds location. --Youaredoome0 12:44, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

What's happening in Dunningwood?

I've just visited the Farr Library, and the place couldn't be less McZedd-y. :-(
It would've been my first McZeds visit, and I was really looking forward to it as well...
Anyhoo, what's going on there? --saxsuxMalTel 15:24, 12 April 2007 (BST)

BARBRAZ call for staff

BARBRAZ is currently looking for staff in the suburb of East Becktown. - Fuster 14:42, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Attention All Managers!

Due to the incapacitative nature of our current district manager, it would be in the best interests of the corporation to vote for a new leader. We're correlating everything on my talk page, and you can either vote for another manager, yourself, or abstain. The winner will decide the future of the corporation. This vote ends 2nd July, 12pm GMT, at which point the winner will be chosen.

On a side note, I'm cleaning up the wiki page, and as such would like to know which managers are still active. If all managers could report their status just below, that'd be great.--Stuartbman 19:15, 29 June 2007 (BST)

I said!

templates I might LIKE! hahah just kidding thanks for the template. how about sporting a mossad one?----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 03:52, 5 August 2007 (BST)----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 03:52, 5 August 2007 (BST)

Mossad.jpg המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים
Only God knows everything, and he works for Mossad.


It is with great pleasure that I invite all managers, prospective managers, and patrons of McZeds to McZedsCon, an internationally renowned event, to be situated at McZedsWorld, on the 1st Sept. Attendance is compulsary for all managers. Amongst the topics discussed will be future plans, recipes, and even new products! If you have any questions, please hesistate to ask.--Stuartbman 16:24, 12 August 2007 (BST)

Bloody Hell

What is all this then? As if I didn't have enough to worry about with CDF and trying to drum up support for the new Council of Leaders, now it appears I have more responsibility. I helped set up this group, now what is going on? --Zod Rhombus 04:13, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Stop by arbitration and find out.--Karekmaps?! 04:51, 11 September 2007 (BST)


Wow. A guy can't get married? Yeesh. McZeds Man is BACK!!

(puts on sterile gloves)

Let's clean this mess up. --Atari Techno 01:09, 18 September 2007 (BST)

Well, the group is up for historical, Stuartbman is trying to get a new one off the ground, and it's an overall piss fest about who did what, has control, ownership and all that good stuff. Congrats on the marriage though. And yes, I know you have no idea who I am. Just htought I'd tell you the situation. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:15, 18 September 2007 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Stop hand.png Group Active? Request.
In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Dulston but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 11:27, 30 July 2008 (BST)

Stop hand.png Group Inactive?
No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Adavastor 19:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)


ORPHAN.jpg Orphaned Page
The following page(s) were orphaned, meaning they weren't linked from any other page on UDWiki. For house-keeping's sake, we are adding the link onto the relevant talk page. If you don't want the pages anymore just post them on the Deletions Page. You aren't required to do anything, but we'd appreciate if it you kept the link on any one of your pages.

Please note that the link provided below will not remove the page from Orphaned Pages, so you'll still need to manually make a link for us. Thank you.

Thanks --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 16:16, 1 October 2009 (BST)

Three years later... This were created by a fellow who tried to 'adopt' my group page, here. In other words since I was banned, someone came along and decided it was his group, now. :) So really those should probably go somewhere on the (new) version that lasted about a day or two. Speaking of which, I wonder if I'd be allowed to revert the McZed's page back to the state I had it before being banned... A lot of folks added stuff, and some of it sucks pretty hard. -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 05:09, 20 September 2012 (BST)
I stand by "this were". -- ™ & © Amazing, INC. All rights reserved. Replying constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Service. 05:15, 20 September 2012 (BST)

McZeds/ Recruitment

Your page was unlinked, so I linked it here.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:48, 14 February 2010 (UTC)