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Karloth did it

Karloth set up the redirect. It's been fixed, and I've added the page to my watchlist, which I should have done before. Thanks for letting me know!--

FT MCDU: Black Knights

05:57, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the note!

Hey there Kristi! Yes I am indeed back, but keeping something of a low profile due to RL time constraints. I'll have a little more free time over the next few months, so I decided to give UD a try again. For the past year and half or so I've been playing Nexuswar, but I've cut back on that quite a bit because, due to my schedule, I have a hard time making raids on a consistent basis. UD is a bit more convenient to play because I can log in whenever I have the time and still be pretty effective. So here I am :D

Great to hear from you, I'm sure I'll be seeing you around. P.S. Any idea whatever happened to Little Fawn? If so, please tell her I said hi. --Brian McStay 18:40, March 9 2008 (UTC)

Bigger Mortice

Hi, thanks for you message. One of our number - Peter Cook's wit, I believe, was killed by a player called Claire Sparrow, who pointed out that PCw was listed on the rogue's gallery as a PKer.

Although our members have committed the killings on the gallery, you don't know all the facts. Bigger Mortice is having a small local war with Dragonhead. The only players we kill are Dragonhead members - all other players and groups are safe, in fact, we're trying to keep Lumber Mall up and running. Unfortunately, Dragonhead members are now attempting to get other players, outside of this conflict, to join in this war, by posting screenshots on the gallery - thus encouraging players we have no problem with to PK us.

Therefore we would like any reports of PKing by the following removed from the Pking lists:

a scarab beetle, Chavmaster Bling, Count St Germaine, dragonshed, Fatman Tron, Jamjar Wasp Trap, Peter Cook's wit, Tinfoil Hat, your hand, your sense of self.

Henceforth we shall give our reasons for PKing Dragonhead members with each kill, so that the reasons will appear on any screenshot.

Many thanks for your time --Zombiek 13:05, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Philosophe Knights

While your message on our talk page has piqued our collective interests, this may be because we are not entirely sure what it means. You mention DEM policy concerning schools, and the Marshal's policies, but unfortunately, what you are offering is not entirely clear. We ask that you elaborate. Thank you for your time, and Praise Knowledge. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 03:27, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

The Philosophe Knights thank you for the offer, and appreciate your willingness to protect Centers of Learning, as well as your offer to end the attacks upon our Order. However, having weighed the issue - both its benefits and its disadvantages - we have come to the conclusion that what you offer simply does not benefit ourselves and our mission enough, and therefore, we must unfortunately decline your proposal. Because of your thoughtfulness and your consideration, we invite you to contact us at any time on our official talk page should any further issues come to light. Thank you for your time and your offer, and Praise Knowledge. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 22:40, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank You!

Thank you for reading my page!!!! I had always wanted to rewrite it and add more and your comment inspired me to continue it.LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB 16:46, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

The Greatest

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Goofy McCoy has given Kristi of the Dead a cookie for making the world go 'round with the unfathomable awesomeness that is "Ask Kristi".

Someone should make a "pile of cookies" template... --Goofy McCoy mfd HK-47 talk 22:46, 27 October 2007 (BST)

Done.... yes I know how bad it is... ;) --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 06:11, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
PileOfCookies.jpg COOKIES!
WOOT has given Kristi a pile of cookies for being so awesome.

Thank you

In the name of all murderers, psychopaths and violent anarchists I want to thank you for your great work. You´r far the best comedian in this town Kristi ! Without you UD would be dull and depressing. Thank you again --Wowbagger 17:29, 6 October 2007 (BST)

okay so now I'm confused...what is this supposed to mean?--Kristi of the Dead 10:03, 7 October 2007 (BST)
exactly this my darling! ......*bursts out laughing*..stop it.. it´s hilarious...your pretended seriousness....your heroic manners..*giggle*...its simply awesom...*lol*! Kristi, you´r a clown, and you´r the best I know! --Wowbagger 12:39, 7 October 2007 (BST)
Okay...go ahead and list me as an insulted person. Thanks.--Kristi of the Dead 04:01, 8 October 2007 (BST)

Council of Leaders

I read your comments on the CoL page and I think a cooperation with CoL and DEM can be mutually beneficial from a strategic standpoint as well as good for morale. I look forward to working with DEM. As I've stated before on other forums, I have had great relationships working with DEM operatives in the past. I only hope to get this McZed's mess settled so I can focus my attention on helping establish CoL's goodwill and advancing the survivor cause. --Zod Rhombus 23:07, 16 September 2007 (BST)

Well thank you for the kind words. I think/hope we'll all be able to put our heads together to make the survivor game a bit more challenging for the zombies.--Kristi of the Dead 13:14, 17 September 2007 (BST)

Angels of Mer cy Leadership

I'm over on | CGR's board under the name blurredbrain2. You can PM me there. --Aom 20:20, 14 September 2007 (BST)


Any questions can be directed to my talk page. --ZuluDeacon 21:14, 9 September 2007 (BST)

I've sent my responses to your email. Please leave a message on my talk page when you've received it. --ZuluDeacon 17:38, 17 September 2007 (BST)


If you want to contact me sign up to DCF Google group. I will then give you an e-mail address. -- John RubinT! ZG FER 15:58, 8 September 2007 (BST)

I sent you an e-mail. -- John RubinT! ZG FER 20:08, 9 September 2007 (BST)

Re: HoM Questions

Did you have any luck reaching our forum? If not we can find another method to communicate. --Stickman 14:28, 6 September 2007 (BST)

QSG answer

The head librarian is Sir Fred. You can contact him on the NMC boards. --Goolina Gore Corps 05:33, 4 September 2007 (BST)

Department of Enraged Muppets

"they took down your post because you're cheating assholes fully 2 hours before anyone mentioned to us that you had posted it. Of course I don't expect you lot to understand something as simple as a "chain of events" but I thought I'd comment here to let folks know what I really think about you lot. To be clear that would be that you're a bunch of noob ass clowns that don't even understand that you list of DEM members isn't on your own private group page so it has to be NPOV. Go look up NPOV as I know you don't know what it means greg. Oh and by the way I love the roster you've posted so much that I had a template made for it check it out

Stop hand.png DEM = PKers?
Think you were PKed by a DEM member? Check the DEM Roster! A joint production brought to you by the DEM and the Leighton Kru! Or was it Lemon Crew?

" - KotD

All this time I've been holding my tongue, even when you said we act hard on the wiki but are just pussies, but now we've stooped to the level of insults, let's go. I seriously do not give a flying fuck about the DEM Roster now, and whatever happens to it. Whether it stays, gets vandalised to fuckery, or some right twat who yaps on about copyright when he belongs to a group that steals code (which, to all you thick pieces of crap out there, is still copyrighted) finally gets his wicked way and has the page removed, I couldn't give a shit. Do I look like Captain Giveafuck to you?
As for you Kristi, you really are a jumped up wankstain. You posted the above comment on my group's private page with a copy of the Roster on it which, and I had this one confirmed for me, can have Point of View stuff on it. You simple minded moron. And it's not just that. You come over here and slag me off because you think I might not understand an abbreviation, yet you clearly haven't even grasped the simple concept of spelling and grammar. So until you do, keep the insults to yourself. If you can't keep up, keep out.
And changing the subject from my dirty, dirty playing style? What, the one I let everyone I play with know about? We have gone back and forth over this many many times now. You're accusing me of grasping at straws, but all that's really going on is you want to the last word so KotD, the bloated lord and owner of the DEM, gets a little street cred and gets to flaunt around her ego. Just think, if you managed to keep a leash on your keyboard, you wouldn't have this problem. We would've posted the list on PKA, it would've been deleted, and nothing more would've come of it. But no, you had to push it, didn't you? Make yourself look all high and mighty, trying to vanquish your foes with your evangelical sense of righteousness and your extremely shallow grasp of wit. You accuse me of reading one thing and thinking another, but the far more apparent truth is that you read one thing, and completely fail to think.
Hell, I haven't even used the list apart from posting it. There are other reasons for posting it, such as leveling the playing field, getting at the DEM, an incessant urge to cheat, but the main one for me is that you are such an annoying bitch that you deserve to get flak. Call it Karma. You waltz around acting like you own Urban Dead, and you're going to get a response. And I tried, I tried reasoning with you, I tried being nice to you, but no, you wouldn't have any of that and continued to hassle me. So it has come to this tit for tat, blow for blow pointless flaming war instead, something you created Kristi.
So fuck it. I play this game for enjoyment, but the only way anyone could enjoy you being in their company is if they also had wood, rope and a collection of torture instruments. Do what the hell you like with the Roster, delete it, mock it, print it out and turn it into a dress, I simply do not care. In exchange, don't contact me, or anyone else in the LK, again.
--Gregg bayes 23:55, 27 August 2007 (BST)Gregg Bayes
Well I don't know about the rest of it but I can answer the first question you made. Yes, in fact, you do look like captain give a fuck. I have multiple paragraphs of crying on my userpage from ya. So yeah I guess--Kristi of the Dead 23:11, 29 August 2007 (BST)
Holy fucking christ! You deranged mentally redundant hypocrite! Didn't you even notice how the Captain give a fuck remark closes one paragraph and subject, and allows me to move onto my actual point of posting? And you just did answer the rest of it by posting and proving me right, you dumb fuck! People with Downs Syndrome rest easy at night knowing that there are people like you taking the attention off them. --Gregg bayes 10:30, 31 August 2007 (BST)
Holy fucking christ indeed. first ya say don't contact me or anyone else the LK again...and then ya come back to do a circle jerk on my talk page again. Make up your mind sweet cheeks.--Kristi of the Dead 03:28, 1 September 2007 (BST)
Sorry Kristi, force of habit. The urge to make smart arse comments is simply irresistible some times, a trait we obviously both share there :-D --Gregg bayes 00:03, 2 September 2007 (BST)
Although you might think i'm a jerk because of this, but I have to agree with Gregg Bayes, even though he is a retarded douche. He's a retarded douche with a point.-- Neon god 02:12, 5 September 2007 (BST)
Just to be clear Greg I personlly am very very happy to hear you've left the game. Finally bissfully the leighton who will stagnate and disappear and you will with it like the flash in the pan you were. I hope you never come back douche with a point.--Kristi of the Dead 14:21, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Leighton Krap

Thank you, but unfortunately my hunting has been hindered by the fact that these guys can't stay alive long enough for me to Kill em, I constantly see them at revive points and what not. Oh I see that they have made up other false quotes, well they made up some stupid tags that I supposedly am responsible for. Don't worry in their eyes we are all 10 year olds. And thanks for the heads up about your grandma, I wish she was in my group.--Neon God00:56, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Leighton Kru, that's who!

Hello Miss Ofthedead. I'm Gregg Bayes, the sort of informal spokesman for the Leighton Kru on the account that I'm the only one who can be arsed to update the wiki. We're glad that you visited our humble page, and I'm sorry that our DEM quote wasn't an original quote, we didn't have any material, but Nigel tells me that we have some now!

We're sorry that you didn't appreciate our posting of your entire roster on PKA, but you have to see that, in a way, it's only fair. You do, after all, possess a scouting tool that tracks all PKer movements. I think, in the interest of balance, we know who and where you are too. It does make the game a bit more interesting. Okay, you may accuse us of "cheating" by "spying", but we are only showing you the same treatment you show others, you simply use a more satellite style approach, whereas we use an infiltration approach.

As for the lack of friends, you'll find that we got a lot of support for our recent actions, so please don't come barking around our people with idol threats. That's our job as PKers.

And finally, if you read past the fake DEM quote, you'll notice that we do actually announce our tactics quite soundly, it's not like we don't give our enemies a chance to find out about us. Read our manifesto ;-D.

Anyway, look forward to seeing you about! -Gregg Bayes

except that what we do with DEMON requires effort hours of time put in and a touch of skill. what you do is the easy way out...anyone can join anybody's group with an alt it isn't is the easy way out. But that's ok because you plainly tell everyone on your wiki that you will cheat to win so I guess it's all fair game. Also I'd like to say your statments about demon bely an almost headless gunner Ignorance of how it works.--Kristi of the Dead 03:14, 13 August 2007 (BST)
Who said anything about Headless Gunner? Nigel's only other alt is a zombie, he started with you. It wasn't his aim to join the DEM, gain info, and hand it over to us. I swayed him to join the dark side. Another thing, where does it say we cheat to win on our page? Hell, find the word "cheat" by itself, and I'll make you another one of those pretty ribbons you have adorned your wiki with. In fact, I'd like you to point out in the rules where it states "CHEATING: Don't annoy the DEM". What we do also uses a degree of skill, you should try plotting and scheming, it's not easy being bad you know.
Additionally, I would like to point out that your statements bely an almost American ignorance of how wit works. Nigel tells me you have even been taking jabs at our personal lives in your banter! That's a poor show, Miss Ofthedead, I will be expecting better from you in the future. Do you want us to talk properly like adults, or do you want us (and others) to assume that we are dealing with an arrogant, idiotic, foul mouthed 10 year old with no respect for others? Remember, we are looking for a new, authentic quote from the DEM for our wiki, so next time you choose to slag us off with whatever weapon you can grab, spare a thought for the 400 odd players you represent, and the reputation you are reflecting upon them.

- Gregg Bayes

do you even remember what you post after you click the button? I called you on your style of play which is viewed as ugly (not just by myself). And you trot out your wiki page. Your defense thus far has been nu ah "our wiki says we'll do what we want to win". (that's what we call a paraphrase). The bottom line is that using information from a groups secure web page is viewed as cheating by the community...zombies, pkers, survivors. You did it to me and my group so you get my reaction to it. Oh and to clarify I brought up headless to highlight your lack of knowlege about how DEMON works as he too is famous for not knowing how it works either. Which you seemed to want to tie together with spying on a forum. And for the record you havn't annoyed the DEM you've annoyed me. And there's no rules against annoying me just as there's no rules against me feeling the way I do about that particular play style.
I'm not really sure what you mean by attacking your personal lives. I do however know that I never called you names like you just did to me. I guess the point I'm making is if you want respect from me, then play the game in a way that I can respect. I'm sorry but by doing what you did, in my minds eye, you've voided any chance you lot had for respect from me as players. Do ya think Kristi is my only character? I have plenty of evil character's whom I play just as well...without the need for cheating/spying etc. We do just fine. As for your quote I've not said anything that I'm ashamed of to you guys and I'll thank ya not to give me leadership pointers in the future I've been doing just fine all this while. Also in the future I'll keep in mind that everything I say to nigel goes directly to you guys...should I just continue posting here or can I just speak to nigel and he'll send you all my well wishes?--Kristi of the Dead 03:14, 18 August 2007 (BST)
Firstly, we mean this "Now I wonder why you have an axe to grind with just us...must be you spend too much time alone or something". Don't go around criticising us of forgetting what we've posted when you are guilty of it yourself. Secondly, I don't think I need English lessons from someone who can't even correctly punctuate a sentence. Thirdly, we don't need or want your respect, we're just stating that you may want to rethink how you present yourself, you are, after all, the "good guys". Finally, I don't know if you've noticed, but you don't win this game, you play it.

-Gregg Bayes

God you guys are cry baby's quit crying over how you get treated by me. You talk all big and bad on your wiki but man your lip sure does start to quiver when folks question ya. And by the by you've really got no room to tell me anything about this game or how I should act. oh and thanks for the help with getting the roster on the wiki
Stop hand.png DEM = PKers?
Think you were PKed by a DEM member? Check the DEM Roster! A joint production brought to you by the DEM and the Leighton Kru! Or was it Lemon Crew?

--Kristi of the Dead 02:52, 22 August 2007 (BST)

Well, no we don't. We respond, and you carry on whining. We haven't backed down once. And isn't that a little hypocritical? The only reason we've got this far at all is that you've taken it upon yourself to tell us how we should act. Please Kristi, please go to the Doctor, because whenever you open your mouth, bollocks falls out. And no worries, we're happy to appease!
No no never once have I told you how you should act. I did say that how you act is pathetic...and I belive I'm fully entitled to my thoughts of you. I don't really care how you act or what you do I will however reserve the right to comment on them however I like. See it's about comprehension again greggy ol boy. You read what I say but have no idea what I mean when I say it. It's like you read the words and then attach some other meaning entirely to it. See it's like this, I am completely free to think you are a douche my thoughts on you being a douche bag do not in any way reflect my thoughts on how you should act. In fact me calling you a douche bag in no way reveals how I think you should act. Just like when you tell me bollocks falls out when I talk has no reflection on how you think I should act. But see I think you might actually realize that and just be grasping at any straw what so ever to change the subject from your dirty, dirty cheating play style--Kristi of the Dead 23:15, 23 August 2007 (BST)
Was trundling about the wiki and noticed this post on your talk page. My group, The RCDC became a target of the Leighton Kru during their brief and unpleasant time in Malton. I used an alt to hunt them mercilessly across the map combining metagame knowledge and in-game experience to paddle their collective behinds. It still stands as one of my favorite UD moments. Anyway, good work putting up with them here and taking none of their guff. It has been nice to know I hadn't been as alone as I thought back then. Cheers! --Bane Croooow 30 September 2009


Thank you very much for your politeness in your note to me. I am glad we got this worked out in a nice verbal agreement, it wasn't that big of a deal, but it does waste AP to tag, =D. The STARS thank you very much, i will moniter our tags, and will tell you if anything arises, but i don't think it will. Thank You.

- Chris Hollis - Dec 18 2006

Malton Red Cross

Hello Kristi. The MRC is still active, although I'm unsure of how many of us there are. -- Furigana 02:25, September 12 2006 (BST)

I'm not sure how active the MRC is at the moment. Heck, I'm not sure if you're here to read the message. It's possible that all the leaders and original members have gone inactive, and I'm the only one hanging around... which doesn't say much, since I'm a new character, usefulness-wise. -- Forlorad 03:48, January 24 2007 (EST)
I'm still active. Currently in Brooke Hills... where should we go from here?--Doctor Cuttlefish 16:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)


Hello. My name is Ronan, and I'm essentially the RRF's wiki guy. I have been asked to look after the Barrville page, hopefully preventing any return of the recent bullshit. I understand that a similar arrangement has been made from your end, so I look forward to working with you on the page. My own attitude to it is this, when it comes to the RRF and MFD pages, we both can claim whatever the hell we want to, but let's keep the Barrville page (and any other neutral pages that become involved) grounded in reality. I'm getting a little fed up with the current format of "NEWSFLASH! ZOMBIES FIGHT FIREMEN!" - "NEWSFLASH! FIREMEN FIGHT ZOMBIES!" only with different time stamps, so I hope we can talk during the week regarding the future direction. One thing that has been suggested is that the page be re-written for the benefit of both harman and zambah - with barricade plans for passing survivors, and the RRF occupancy map for young zombies looking for a place to spend the night. (I myself have made a home in the Radnedge Arms) - Nervie 16:58, 26 February 2006 (GMT)

Hiya Ronan, I'm Kristi and the MFD has asked me to help out with the wicki as well. I am completely ok with the reality based updates...I do the same in the Gulsonside Wicki with the MotA and I believe it's for the best too. While I have no problem with an 'RRf occupancy map' , I wonder if that might not just tell surivors where to find zeds to shoot. I'm not all that experienced with what you call and occupancy map so I very likely could be wrong. Also I'm not sure if I'm responding to you correctly on this format or not...I'm not a wicki professional yet so just let me know if I could be doing this a different way. As I told Petro you seem to be a cool fella and I'm looking forward to working with ya.--Kristi of the Dead 17:11, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

no problem

Hope you don't mind me moving the page you created. --Mathew Stewart 07:42, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)

I'm really new at this and don't know all that much about what I'm doing so nope I don't mind at all...just thought I'd help my group.

Thanks for being kewl, and I wish you well. This Wiki is wonderful. It is a great thing to take personal responsibility to improve and help make this the most informative/useful tool, so thank you for taking the initiative. --Matthew Stewart 07:49, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Just so you know, it is customary making coordinates into redirects to the actual location page. --Matthew Stewart 08:12, 2 Jan 2006 (GMT)


Go ahead. --Grim s 21:15, 24 February 2006 (GMT)

there was a whole big long crappy discussion here with Grim...rather than subject the casual passerby to a full on discussion with this guy I'll just post "MEH" as the response I wish I had made to begin with.--Kristi of the Dead 19:47, 12 March 2006 (GMT)

Northcote Avenue Fire Station

It's redirected to conform with the Location Style Guide. I do appreciate that you have put a lot of work into it (trust me, I know because most of the Yagoton pages were created by myself). When the location gets a lot more content than it currently does, you may split it back out of that page. And I corrected the typo on the page. Sorry about that. --Nov W!, Talk 05:00, 12 March 2006 (GMT)

Revive Requests

Revive.gif Revivification Requests
Undead? Want to breathe again?
Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link)

What do you think?

  • Already got some props on it - see my user talk page!


Of course you are! You help random people on the street. --Virus002 05:10, 18 October 2006 (BST)

You've Been Served

Kristi of the Dead, You are hearby issued a subpoena to appear before the Honorable Judge, The Godfather, Anime Sucks in the People's Court of Malton, in the Malton War Crimes Trial of Mia Kristos aka SirensDiscord as an official representative of the DEM and the Rogues Gallery.--The Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Talk | CC CPFOAS DOЯIS Judge LOE ZHU 19:44, 27 October 2006 (BST)


Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Labine50 has given Kristi of the Dead a cookie for winning the SMCCABQZaUSA's "Most Sarcastic" award.

--Labine50 MH|ME|'07 02:53, 22 March 2007 (UTC)


I finally finished your comic!


Hope you enjoyed it!--Lachryma 00:18, 1 August 2007 (BST)

Ribbons, kittens, telling us to behead people... Yep, that's Kristi.--Not LaBine50 08:02, 1 August 2007 (BST)

Judging by your silence, you hated it. *cries, sorta*--Lachryma 06:11, 4 August 2007 (BST)

Hey, thanks for your time! Sorry to bug you and stuff, I just like to know if someone laughed at my comic or just stared at it. Again, sorry to bug you, I know you have more pressing concerns and feth. Anyway, glad to spice up your day a touch!--Lachryma 06:30, 4 August 2007 (BST)
I play this game to boss around fools, and that's ending soon. Is sad. I will feel very free to talk to you whenever I wish though!  ;)--Lachryma 07:21, 4 August 2007 (BST)
I think it's more likely she didn't notice it. (Damn wiki-phobic DEM members...)--Not LaBine50 23:06, 10 August 2007 (BST)
I did notice and I commented on her talk page :P as Lachryma would say "Is very funny" :D --Kristi of the Dead 02:19, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Yeah, Labine is a fool, or so I hear. You do seem to avoid the wiki though...--Lachryma 02:50, 11 August 2007 (BST)
She's probably afraid of catching the stupid that seems to plague this place.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:55, 11 August 2007 (BST)
that's true I do tend to avoid first it was because I was new once and set about putting detail into all the firedepartments (I was an MFD member at the time). After I had done alot of work all the pages I worked on were deleted without so much as boo being said to me so I decided to stop putting any work into this place. Now though generally it's because I tend to get more angry than in any other place that has to do with UD. Between the zombie / survivor NPOV arguments that and the general nastiness of the folks that post here I decided to continue my boycott.--Kristi of the Dead 05:14, 11 August 2007 (BST)
Horribly traumatized, huh? Yeah, if something like that had happened to me, I'd have ran straight to a forum too. I think. And no feth this place is overflowing with drama. One can't even write a Battle of Blackmore article without pissing somebody off..--Lachryma 18:22, 11 August 2007 (BST)

ICQ = 92760665

Hi Kristi,

Nice to make your aqquaintance (?) and APAC for making first contact!

In responce to your original request, i can answer any questions you might have regarding one three, and the best place for us to speak, open or in private, would indeed be on the one three forum, however i am unsure of what your exact problem is when attempting to sign up on our forum.

May i please request in turn that you attempt once more to sign up on our forum and if you have no luck a second time then let me know what the problem is?

Apologies for any delay in getting back to you, but i only check the wiki page every now and then, whereas i do check the one three forum pretty much every day.

Hope to hear from you soon! --MK 14:15, 8 September 2007 (BST)


Dear Kristi of the Dead, we are a very unorganized team, but thanks for contacting us. Tico 12:16, 9 September 2007 (BST)


Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Goofy McCoy has given Kristi of the Dead a cookie for being so awesome. And because the last cookie she got was WAAAAY back in march, so she obviously needs a new one.


I'll thank you not to bring age into this, Kristi. Somehow I manage to be more mature than half of the adults on here. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 02:25, 15 September 2007 (BST)

I'm sorry but it's how I feel. And besides look at some of the votes you have for you...My thoughts on the subject prolly won't matter a bit.--Kristi of the Dead 02:51, 15 September 2007 (BST)
It isn't a vote, you know. Neither should it be a popularity contest. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 03:02, 15 September 2007 (BST)
I meant in regards to the Tally. And I didn't vote against ya because of your popularity with me. I don't mind you at all I just don't believe that you can tone it down in the long run enough for me to be comfortable with you in such a position. Seriously there's a discussion going on right now about the civil nature of the wiki and another "GTFO", "PROTIP" person in charge won't help the situation. Really all my votes now and in the future will prolly be based on the civility of the people involved. I want a wiki that I'm not embarrassed to be a part of. Heck a wiki I'd feel comfortable recomending to anyone in the DEM would make me happy.--Kristi of the Dead 03:18, 15 September 2007 (BST)

Kristi of the Dead Conspiracy Files

I'm on to you robot. I'm armed with a water pistol and a bucket of water, lock n loaded...


--Sgt Beebus (RHA) 03:49, 20 September 2007 (BST)


Still got questions?

Sorry that you still can not access our forums, but drop any questions you have on our WIKI and i will provide you with the answers ASAP ;)

--MK 11:47, 28 September 2007 (BST)

Bouncing with the Beavers

Hi! I'm iphoenixsongi, one of the Dribbling Beaver leaders. Rexy said you were interested in what our mobile group was going to do next, so he appointed me to stop by and tell you. We're going to go be a thorn in the Big Bash's side in Lockettside! We would really like to hook up with the DEM and bash some zeds! Sound good? You can reply either on our forums or on our Wiki talk page. Thanks! --Iphoenixsongi 02:21, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Remember me?

Hey, it's The Cop for STARS. I recently went through my inbox, and found your questionnaire and realised "i never found that page". So i was wondering, was it ever made, and if so, can i have a link :) The Cop


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Kristi is a friend of the Great Lord and Global Mod (on Brainstock), P4X.

Team Zombie Hardcore Questions

I am not Mark Whalberg, but I can speak for him on TZH matters. You can contact me at, or you can visit our forums here:

--Tiger Striped Dog 04:21, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Hola, senorita!

Hello, Ms. Of The Dead-

My name is pseudopseudo, Head of Survivor Relations for Evil Avatar. Thanks for your introduction on our discussion page! I don't exactly know where Sonny gets off talking to you on our behalf (even though he's a cool guy and kind of a big deal in the world of UD, he's not affiliated with our group whatsoever), but I have to apologize for his rudeness.

We'd much enjoy a strategic alliance with the massive umbrella that is the DEM. As of right now, our objectives are changing, but we are planning to stay in the "playground" that is Southeast Malton... for now. Anything we can do to make Malton a safer place (read: "place where you don't have to worry about your brains being sucked out through a straw") is definitely high on our list of priorities.

Hit our page back and let us know if we can shake hands on this. :D

--pseudopseudo 09:19, 24 February 2008 (PST)

Evil Avatar

Greets Kristi. I'm currently what passes for the leader of Evil Avatar. I'm glad you're able to see past our very early mistakes, as they were very quickly rectified. We've had some mixed luck with the local survivors, and it's good to see the leader of a large organization reach out to us in a friendly way. I do have some questions about DEM policies, and how they impact our ability to ally with you, but nothing that I think will prevent us from being staunch allies in the future. We are already beginning to become highly organized, and given our size, this will be a huge advantage for the survivors in the area and our allies. Our current forums are restricted to Evil Avatar members only, but we've created a forum to discuss sensitive matters with our allies. Please register and I'll give you access. Please contact me there, and we can talk about how we can proceed. Preferably you and I can speak via IM or IRC, and nail out any details in a much quicker manner than forum conversations.

I'm looking forward to talking to you.

Thanks, Torrefaction 17:13, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your help

It was very kind of you to try to help Izumi, Kristi.

Sadly, there is no reasoning with Izumi Orimoto. The evidence on the wiki is legion.

We really aren't even griefing her that badly in the actual game. Some of the other members of her group have actually asked that we come back for the fight on several occasions we went a-travelling. Since I put up that whole page about the NLV on the LNTVC page, I think we've been in there once and killed 6. We do our best to be entertaining and not make it impossible for her to exist in the game. --Sarah Silverman 11:29, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Oh I didn't know who that guy that you call him by name I understand what's going on completely. BTW I really like the look of the new valkeries thing you've done on your LNTVC page. I run a PK group called Bad Habit perhaps sometime we could do something together and have some fun.--Kristi of the Dead 11:34, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Sounds great! If you like that page - check out my piece de resistance so far, the PKer Olympics. I of course did a lot of copying from others' code, but of the two pages, the PKO page is much, much cleaner code. I am the queen of trial and error. I hope Bad Habit will try for some medals!! Nice talking with you!--Sarah Silverman 11:40, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Holy crap how did I miss that? That looks like alot of fun I'll talk with my nuns about it. Also I just wanted to add that I've found you guys to be one of the funniest and wittiest groups in malton. You guys always entertain to be sure.--Kristi of the Dead 11:45, 30 August 2008 (BST)
Sweet! Can I add "Bad Habit" to the official list of participating groups?--Sarah Silverman 11:51, 30 August 2008 (BST)
well let me get some feedback first I don't like to rule with an iron whipple. But tentatively yes.--Kristi of the Dead 11:53, 30 August 2008 (BST)
OK, I'll hold off.--Sarah Silverman 11:58, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Player Killer Olympics

I'd like to formally invite Bad Habit to participate, and I hope to list you. Really, if only one person participates, that's the group as far as I'm concerned.

Also - I'd like to invite your PK'er, Kristi, to be part of the Player Killer Olympic Committee (PKOC or Peacock) - you'd be a vote to resolve any issues that come up. Also if you were so inclined, you could help verify submissions. This would not be required though, as I am sure I'll wind up doing most of that.

Let me know, thanks!! --Squid Boy 16:23, 1 September 2008 (BST)

The Malton Uprising Page

I'm going to urge you again to let those trolls lie. I have been reading their various talk pages and posting, and I have come to the conclusion that they're basically a bunch of /b/tards here from 4chan. That's why it's worthless to fight with them. They only WANT to get a rise out of you. You just need to leave them alone unless they hit your pages or any of the DEM pages/talk pages. Don't get me wrong, I have multitudes of respect for you and you do a great job of defending the DEM but the trolls are basically trying to make you get in trouble without any care for their own accounts well being.--SirArgo Talk 16:22, 16 October 2008 (BST)

Heya - DEM recruitment stuff

You guys deserve to advertise separately. Even without getting into crazy details of internal organization and chains of command, the DEM is more similar to the SWA, NMC, DA, and PKA than it is to the Imperium and the DHPD (the groups they're bringing up as boogeymen). Especially as additional groups have, one by one, joined you all. The stonewalling and ignoring that's happened is ridiculous. Do you to get together (with Whitehouse, too, if he's still around...and Atticus Rex and Father T were also interested in this too, right?), and hack out a policy wording? And in conjunction, maybe work through some of the DEM wiki pages as well, to make it clearer that the groups see themselves as part of an alliance? (From what I remember, there are some terms and phrases on DEM-group wiki pages that don't quite fit with an "alliance" interpretation). --Jen 04:03, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

Just saw this...hope it works. --Jen 22:49, 1 December 2008 (UTC)

If this is still an issue feel free to work up a semi-split ad, I'll see what I can do about adding it when I have a small bit of free time to do it.--Karekmaps?! 05:21, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Brainstalkers recruitment ad

Hey, just wanted to ask you if you could fix that ad, since you are the leader of the group. All you need to do is remove the header, as it ads an extra line to the TOC on the recruitment page. You could replace it with <big></big> and <b></b> tags or something. :) - User:Whitehouse 12:14, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

The arby case you brought up

Iscarot is back, and the case is now active again. Linkthewindow  Talk  06:42, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

People are working on fixing the Recuitment page rules. I haven't looked at the discussion lately, but it was coming along. Given that, and assuming that the discussion/work is still progressing -- and the apparent fact that you don't wanna deal with the case (understandable) -- you could just drop it, let it go rot in the archives, and we can get on with our lives... ;) --WanYao 00:25, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

Iscarot requested that it didn't get archived just yet. Linkthewindow  Talk  06:03, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Poke Poke

I'm hoping this little msg will pulling you out from inactivity. I can't help but remembering the fun we all had playing the game. Someone recently "poked" me and I have refound the fun.
I can only hope, so will you....Boertje 22:38, 21 Januari 2016 (GMT)