Format for Posting Adverts

• The entire advert content is "encased" in a table. This prevents one advert's formatting from affecting other adverts due to image "text flow" and so on.
• "Group Name/Recruit" is a normal wiki page that contains the content of the advert. Using the curly brackets and colon inserts your advert page's entire contents onto this page, just as if it were a template.
• "Type" is the type of group. Generally one of the following, but you are free to choose your own: Survivor Group, Zombie Group, PKer Group, Mixed Group, or Organization.
• You MUST put the following categories on your "Group Name/Recruit" page:

<noinclude>[[Category:Group Subpages]]</noinclude>

or

<noinclude>[[Category:GROUP NAME HERE]]</noinclude> if your group has a category of its own.

• Additionally you should add:

<noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude> where TYPE is your group type.

• Place your advert in alphabetical order by group name. Adverts not posted in the proper alphabetical order will be moved.
• Large Groups or Organizations with significant subgroups are limited to one advert. This includes groups such as the DHPD and the DEM, they may use their advert to direct players to the separate sub-groups.
• The advert must have a timestamp (five tildes - ~~~~~) or a signature with an attached timestamp. This can be placed either on this page or on your adverts page.
• After two months as measured from the timestamp the entire advert may be removed for inactivity. It is the group’s responsibility to update the timestamp to prevent the advert being deleted. Updating the timestamp may and should be done at any time while the group is still recruiting.
• Adverts which do not use the format below or fails to adhere to the guidelines above will be commented out. This can be done using comment tags - <!-- ... -->. A dated comment will be left in the edited section explaining why the advert page was dis-included; if the advert is not fixed within two weeks, the entire section will be removed.

Format for Advert Content

• Your adverts formatting must not break the page. Preview before you save!
• When viewed on an 800*600 resolution, as a rough guideline your advert should not exceed 800px in height.
• When viewed on an 800*600 resolution, your advert should not cause a horizontal scrollbar to appear.
• All images used in the advert must not come to a grand total of more than 56KiB (56K).
• No templates are allowed in your advert for technical reasons. Before you put up the advert, use subst to replace any template calls with the template's code.
• No subheadings.

Helpful Guidelines for Advert Content

Clearly written adverts which contain requirements for membership at the start or in bold, as well as a method of contact and reasons for joining your group, normally get the most response. Remember, this advert represents your group. The easier it is to read and understand, the better. Attractive formatting and helpful links will also attract prospective members. If your group is active in a specific area or areas, it is a good idea to provide this information - not all people are willing to travel.

Malton Recruitment Adverts, Alphabetically by Group Name

Place your group (or coalition) advert in alphabetical order by group name.

A - B

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : Utterly Random

Aimless Ardent and Armed Anarchist Activists Absurdly and Arbitrarily Addressing Atrophying Antagonists' Attrition Agendas (15A) Malton has stagnated. The concepts of right and wrong, of good and evil are in need of redefinition. Zombies are not the enemy, nor are survivors. We are all but variables in Rando's great RNG. Praise Rando, for she rules all in Malton. Those who call themselves 15A have embraced the truth of Rando's chaos. And now, you too can allow your actions to be governed by the wisdom of the great Random Number Goddess. PRAISE RANDO. PRAISE! 15A Forum 15A Wiki ~ 22:44, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Anarchy's Army : Mixed, Pro Survivor Group

Annus Horribilis : PKer Group

The Burchell Arms Regulars : Pro-survivors

C-G

Cobra : PKer Group

A message from Cobra Commander: Greetings, citizens of Malton, for too long trench-tastic GI Joe forces have roamed the streets of Malton with impunity. All the while, in darkness Cobra has waited and prepared. Now is the time to rise up against the entrenched survivor. But, what can lonely you do to help save Malton? Speak to a Cobra recruiter! We are currently looking for both team-oriented and solo killers. All you need do is stop by the forum and start killing Joes. We are feral in nature, so you are welcome to see the city or stay in one spot. Roam with the group or strike out on your own, either way you have the full support of Cobra and all associated 'businesses.' All we ask is that you do your part to eliminate the threat to everyone, which is GI JOE. Following comprehensive Cobra training, including our new 'Actually hitting your fucking target' training, we will have you killing Joes in no time. The days when knowing was half the battle are over. Long live the days of pyramid schemes and global domination! COBRRRAAA!!! This message has been brought to you by the Arbco Furniture Company and Extensive Enterprises. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:33, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

CORAM : Survivor Group

Department of Emergency Management : Survivor Group

The Department of Emergency Management is currently looking for volunteers from all across Malton to join one of the groups working together in the DEM: Malton Fire Department: "Always Ready, Proud to Serve" - The oldest branch of the DEM Malton Police Department: "To Serve and to Protect" - Policing Malton Malton Forensics Unit: NT experts providing revivification and relief throughout the city Malton Marshals: Specializing in protecting survivors from breathing psychopaths Malton Civil Defense Unit: Anti-zombie military operations & tactical support Since the resurrection of the MFD, we have stood vigilant; seeking to bring relief and support to the citizens of Malton as effectively as we can. Regardless of your class, or what level you are, there are groups organized through the DEM that can fit your character! We also provide training for all new DEM recruits at The Academy. See the DEM Recruitment Page for more information or contact us on Discord The DEM currently has over 15 active members working for the benefit of survivors. If you want to make a difference in the fight for Malton, consider joining a DEM group today! --RennisZotorman New Emergency Medical Service 22:31, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Flowers of Decay: PKer Group

H - O

Jerden Rules Crowbank : All Inclusive Group! (But mostly PKers)

Malton Rangers : Classy

Malton Rangers This User or group supports the Malton Rangers in their never ending quest to aide the fair citizens of Malton, pursue classiness to the utmost, and stop barhah in all areas it rears its ugly head 19:41, 1 February 2013 (UTC)

Malton Spies/Recruit : Survivor Group

Malton Urban Militia : Survivor Group

Watch our Official Recruitment Video [1] The Malton Urban Militia is a coalition of the willing - a volunteer army. Currently the M.U.M. maintains an ever-expanding network of safehouses throughout the city. Stay tuned to 28.29 MHz for regular broadcasts, visit our information center [2] for M.U.M. updates, and visit our forum [3] for directives on how to join our ranks. Rebels and other enemies of society (PKers - you know who you are) We implore you to stand down and co-operate with the M.U.M. for the good of your community at large. Objectives of the M.U.M. M.U.M. Mission Statement

The Malton Zookeepers : Survivor Group

Join the Zookeepers! Malton's most maudlin mob of misanthropic miscreants is always looking for a few more good men, women, zombies, animals, robots, space aliens and time travelling nanites. Stop by our Discord for details on how to join. 04:06, 17 December 2023 (UTC)

Militant Order of Barhah : Zombie

Militant Order of Barhah The Militant Order of Barhah is one of the major Zombie hordes in Malton and is dedicated to the principles of Barhah Fundamentalism. A nomadic horde that spreads Barhah throughout the city, the MOB welcomes all zambahz who have embraced Barhah within their hearts. As a focused horde with several strike times, the MOB excels at breaking into and eating harman strongholds. A few snapshots of our assaults can be seen here. The MOB enjoys nurturing young zambahz (known as babahz) providing both an encouraging atmosphere & nourishment on the bloody & brainz filled road to becoming adult zambahz. Our kind of player is a thinking one; one that wants to see exciting projects and high-profile assaults on UD, and attracted to a strong, cohesive team with a great esprit du corps. If you feel you would like to give us a try, then we'd like to cordially invite you to join the MOB, embrace BARHAH! 23:31, 30 January 2017 (UTC)

Organization XIII : Death Cultist/Life Cultist/Player Killer/Survivor/Zombie Group

P - Z

The Philosophe Knights : Player Killer

The Philosophe Knights The Philosophe Knights are a group of educated survivors who have taken it upon themselves to eliminate the threat of ignorance in Malton. The Order has a rich tradition and long history of executing the ignorant and other enemies of knowledge. The Knights are currently recruiting any intellectual willing to join their noble cause. See the Philosophe Knights wiki page for more information, as well as for a list of those that have been educated. "No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding." - Plato "Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil." - Plato Entry into the Knights is conducted via trial by jury. Applicants may begin the application process at any time, but be certain that you are prepared for what will come. 17:11, 7 December 2015 (UTC) 17:17, 28 January 2013 (UTC)

Reddit_survivors : Survivor Group

The Reddit Survivors is a group originated from Reddit that is looking for volunteers from all across Malton to help maintain and recover Ackland Mall and all nearby resource buildings. We are a loose knit group with only the goal of keeping Havercroft and Shore Hills both up and running for any and all survivors. We do not support zerging, blind pking, or anything else that goes against what is beneficial for our fellow survivors. Whether you prefer shotguns, FAKs, syringes, or toolkits, we have a place for you! Additionally you main join any of our armed branches: Reddit Marshals: The Bounty Hunter arm of RS, they usually travel all around Malton seeking out PKers and impersonators. Sixtus Saints: A small allied arm of the RS, headed by DehCheezburgah. --SamuraiJackAG T /r UD 08:22, 26 December 2012 (UTC)

The Ridleybank Resistance Front : Zombie Group/Death Cultist

Join us on the Ridleybank Resistance Front Discord server Team GMT EST PST AEDT AU10 19:00 14:00 11:00 06:00 Constables 00:30 19:30 16:30 11:30 GC ??:?? ??:?? ??:?? ??:?? The Ridleybank Resistance Front wants you! Are you a lonely zombie, tired of bashing barricades by yourself and rarely reaching the tasty brains on the other side? Are you a survivor, bored with the inane bickering of your fellow breathers, as they argue for days over barricade levels and danger reports? Then join us - the RRF - we want to give you the fun you're searching for! We are one of the largest, most storied, and successful hordes in the entire game, eating survivors and smashing safehouses since September 2005. We extend a warm hand (in spirit, our actual hands are room-temperature) of welcome to those who wish to escape the Serious Business of other groups, and have a laugh while still being deadly in the field of combat. Old player with tons of skills? You are most welcome to bring your experience to us. New player without even Ankle Grab? We will feed you until you burst - babahz are one of our special joys to raise, a feeling shared horde-wide. If you like to free-wheel, you can join the main horde, the Department of Homeland Security, and rampage about the homeland. Like the coordinated action of strike teams? We have two to choose from at various times of day - Auxunit 10 and The Constables. Can't quite give up on ammo and oxygen? The Gore Corps, THE death cultists of Malton, belong to us, and will put your firearm addiction to good use. And foremost, the Front is a family. We look out for each other in a way many harmanz - and even some zambahz - still have yet to learn. Those in command are always approachable with any problems or questions you may have. For as much as you would give to the horde, the horde would give to you. Plus the total lack of pants and the kicking of Serious Business right in the fish-and-chips. We want to have fun, and we want you to have it too. Come and play! --23:09, 5 January 2013 (UTC)

Soldiers of Crossman : Survivor Group

Area of Operations Rising from the ashes of two historical groups, the Soldiers of Crossman have thrived in the volatile Northwest of Malton, becoming one of the longest-lasting, premier groups in the game. Our friends know us for our loyalty, good humor, and dedication. Our enemies know us for our strength, determination, and tenacity. The Northwest was once a proud bastion of humanity in the zombie apocalypse, standing firm when all else crumbled around it. We intend to bring that back by uniting all of the survivors in the Northwest, not only in the fight against our common enemy, but also in our struggle to rebuild that which has been taken from us. Join us on our mission: To unite the Northwest and take back what is ours. Home Talk Recruitment Hierarchy Resources History Forum Last updated: 03:25, 3 November 2024 (UTC)

The Upper Left Corner : Survivor Group

The Upper Left Corner The Upper Left Corner is a renowned group of survivors who have chosen the path of enlightenment. To be truly enlightened, one must desire to amuse themselves and others, relax about The Game of Life™, and always remember: don't cross the streams. The Upper Left Corner is currently recruiting those who can rise to the challenge. "The ULC has done a lot to bring an element of surreal fun into a zombie apocalypse... The game needs a group like the ULC." – Bisfan 11:18, 29 January 2013 (UTC)

Category Listings

Recruitment pages are listed below in order by type. To include your recruitment advert in this list, put the following on "template" page, where TYPE is your groups type: <noinclude>[[Category:Recruitment|TYPE]]</noinclude>