Shuttlebank/News Archive

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2009

January

January 8^th

Rumor has it that The Big Prick has begun operations in this suburb. Asheets 16:31, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

2008

December

December 17^th

Extinction Zombie Troops hit the crowded Fabian Hospital wards today and the massacre is ongoing as we speak. Doctors, nurses, patients ... even the janitorial staff were not spared from infection. Residents should be advised that currently the nearest medical facilities are now at Catherine Hospital in Yagoton. Extinction apologises for any inconvenience. --Zeug 07:52, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

December 14^th

External Military: "... reporting from Shuttlebank, I've got maybe seventy active ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... only one building with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Frappell Building is down ..." --Zeug 16:09, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

December 10^th

Most of the suburb has been wrecked, with a few pinatas appearing in the free runs. This suburb has now graduated to red, I think. Naelok - December 10 7:44 PM EST

December 6^th

Dangerous, but some humans still fight on. -- Grogh 21:30, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

December 2^nd

Extinction's SHADOW COMPANY has shown up in town, ruining all three NTs. Humans are making their last stand inside Fabian General Hospital where there has been regular break-ins.--DigUpHerBones 05:14, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

November

November 10^th

Zeds now actively targeting PDs, Besly is effectively gone. Marfell Building being used as a last stand. Too early to say if this is a push toward Calvert Mall or just ferals looking for snacks while Bale rebuilds. For your own safety, keep off the streets. -- Informant 03:18, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

November 2^nd

Wild Walk and Besly Avenue PD are generally maintained at VSB and crewed by a regular group of survivors. Not a safe haven for survivors lacking the ability to barricade, however free runners can safely stay in the hospital which generally is running at EHB. Only a few zeds outside the buildings in this cluster, ferals mostly, no real threats as they're generally taken out by the patrollers. Good place to build up some experience right now! --Informant 03:56, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

October

No news reports where filed in October 2008

September

September 25^th

At least 20 zombies on the streets. Breakdown of the Tactical Resource Points:

• 3 NecroTechs: 2 powered, 1 not.
• 6 Police depts: 3 powered, 3 not.
• 1 hospital: powered.
• 4 factories: 2 powered, 2 not.

Moderate. --Funt Solo ^QT 19:02, 25 September 2008 (BST)

September 23^rd

All resource buildings except for Berrow Road Fire Station are in survivor hands. The area around Fabian General Hospital is now very strong with all buildings there being powered. --Squibman 15:36, 23 September 2008 (BST)

September 17^th

After many victories and an era of zombie domination the Eastonwood Ferals decided to disband and will hence end their activities in Shuttlebank and thus likely allowing the suburb to get repopulated by Survivors again. Farewell. We know you'll miss us. --Experiment211 18:46, 17 September 2008 (BST)

September 3^rd

After nearly a year of constant and fruitless work (except for the choice zombie-mooning weather), Tikhon Medical has recalled its Shuttlebank personnel, packed up their cheesy poofs and has left the suburb. There are more urgent matters in Ruddlebank to attend to. Tikhon salutes the Eastonwood Ferals and the Zombiefied Republic of !zanbah for their ferocious defense of their territory. - Uncle Elbert 22:01, 3 September 2008 (BST)

August

August 20^th

External Military: "... Shuttlebank is still active, maybe fifty on the streets ... mostly just small groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Godden Building has definitely fallen ..." Laitaine 06:12, 20 August 2008 (BST)

August 15^th

After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.

• South Shuttlebank City Council

If any of these groups are still active, please add them again. --Adavastor 21:16, 15 August 2008 (BST)

August 12^th

External Military: "... Shuttlebank is still active, about forty on the streets ... mostly just small groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Godden Building has definitely fallen ..." Laitaine 05:08, 12 August 2008 (BST)

August 7^th

Most of the suburb lies in ruins , organized zombie mobs patrolling the area destroying the little rebuild effort of the last remaining survivors. This suburb is a very dangerous place. --Demolition 15:50, 7 August 2008 (BST)

July

July 3^rd

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Shuttlebank, I've got about forty active ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Frappell Building is looking wrecked ... " Laitaine 00:58, 3 July 2008 (BST)

June

June 30^th

No change for the better the suburb seems to be in zombie hands. Except for a low number of safe-houses in the NE the entire suburb lies in ruins, but only a few of the buildings suffer heavy decay showing that not all is lost for the living. --Nuke the fridge 13:00, 30 June 2008 (BST)

June 8^th

This suburb is overrun by a massive zombie horde and despite the endeavours of the defending survivors the south was completely destroyed and the north has suffered noteworthy damage. Mobs of 10 and more Zombie are not an uncommon sight. Zombie population is estimated to be 50 and more hostile zombies. This place is very dangerous; if you try to sleep here you probably get killed. --Nuke the fridge 19:40, 8 June 2008 (BST)

June 6^th

Currently filled with groups of zombies around resource buildings, nearly all in ruin. Counted 13 outside William Avenue Police Dept 4 in, groups of 4, 6, 3 etc scattered around... hardly any power. Be careful and use your AP to get out if you can't find a good place to sleep. --Bufster007 12:27, 6 June 2008 (BST)

May

May 24^th

Removing Drake Walk as a revive point for simplicity. The central RP is Look Road, with the cemetery still protected under sacred ground. All are encouraged to use the request tool. --Idril 04:02, 25 May 2008 (BST)

May 16^th

Overall, the suburb is rated moderately dangerous. However, with its concentration of tactical resource points, central Shuttlebank remains dangerous. Zombies from the Zombiefied Republic of !zanbah attempt to re-assert regional dominance in battle with Tikhon Medical, South Shuttlebank City Council and a number of plucky independents. Individual buildings change hands/claws on a daily basis; area TRP status reports should be considered unreliable as they fluctuate almost hourly. -- Uncle Elbert 18:04, 16 May 2008 (BST)

May 10^th

External Military report: "... reporting from Shuttlebank, I've got twenty or so active ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Frappell Building has lights on ... the Godden Building is out of action ..." --WanYao 11:13, 10 May 2008 (BST)

April

April 18^th

"... Shuttlebank is still active, about sixty on the streets ... they're just wandering around ... can't see any signs of life ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Godden Building has fallen - repeat, the Godden Building has fallen ..." (12 hours and 5 minutes ago) --Dr Cory Bjornson 20:37, 18 April 2008 (BST)

April 2^nd

Survivors feel free to join The Ghost Town Revivification Project at the newly rebuilt and rebarricaded William Avenue Police Department. It is accesible to all players not just freerunners for the time being.--Zombiepatrol 22:27, 2 April 2008 (BST)

April 1^st

I finally arrived in Shuttlebank today and repaired and barricaded the Pattermore building in the SE corner to VSB. The Ghost Town Revivification Project (GTRP) has finally begun but unfortunately it seems Operation PARTY HARD has temporarily been put on hold.--Zombiepatrol 23:17, 1 April 2008 (BST)

March

March 30^th

Operation: PARTY HARD has been dealt a blow. Betwene the hourse of 2am and 8am, 10 zeds broke into the NT and slaughtered or scared off 15/25 survivors. The current status of OP: PH is unknown. --MrStump 17:00, 30 March 2008 (EST)

Operation: PARTY HARD has begun. Please join us at the Marfell Building. Consider it safe harbor for any survivor to stay. --MrStump 17:00, 30 March 2008 (EST)

You can count me in when I get there but I'll be restoring many more resource buildings as well for survivors who may not have free running. I'll be looking for a revive at look road sometime in the next two days.--Zombiepatrol 22:11, 30 March 2008 (BST)

March 29^th

The Ghost Town Revivification Project (GTRP) will be coming to this area to reconstruct and rebaricade buildings in the area. While our numbers are few right now we will be seeking new members in shuttlebank and the surrounding areas. Any and all members will be welcome.--Zombiepatrol 23:12, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Can't wait for a little survivor activity to show up in Shuttlebank--labine50 11:01, 30 March 2008 (UTC)

March 28^th

Shuttle has only afew caded buildings.. barely any zombies or survivors in the suburb, its a ghost town.--Brainz 12:42, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

March 27^th

The Marfell and Frappell NT buildings are ruined and devoid of breathing life. I'm not sure, but I believe that the Godden NT building has also been destroyed, making all NT buildings in this suburb non-functional.--Ion 07:26, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

March 16^th

Survivor reinforcements trickling in from the neighboring Yagoton battlefield have helped secure Marfell NT today in the centre of town and are holding out against a growing number of zombies attracted by the recent spate of barricading.--Zeug 12:26, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

February

February 25^th

After the fall of Bale Mall in neighboring Yagoton a tidal wave of undead is spreading out tearing down the recently re-barricaded buildings on the eastern side of the town, their dreadful feeding groans growing ever louder towards the west. Ahead of the horde a series of coordinated attacks in the heart of Shuttlebank today took out Marfell NT, Besly PD and Fabian Hospital while the two southern NT's are still out of commission. The zombie presence in the rest of the town remains moderate for the time being however although communications are down and the town defense force is yet to rally to the challenge. Residents are advised that evacuation at this point is very dangerous in any direction and their only hope of survival is to unite and make a stand until the feral zombie menace recedes. --Zeug 16:07, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Be advised, most Shuttlebank defenders had rallied to Bale and died there. Remaining known organized defense was killed in the "pre-emptive" strikes at Marfell and Fabian. Survivors are advised to go now, and die in whatever way suits them. - Uncle Elbert 18:53, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

February 19^th

Reclamation efforts have met with disaster. Distraction raids strafing Eastonwood have been soundly defeated, and most fallback points overrun. The Dead own the North of Malton. Clusters of resistance remain, however. Whether fighting, scurrying around like rodents, or planning a Great Escape, survivors can still be found in the ruins. - Uncle Elbert 22:23, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

External Military 25.96 MHz: "... Shuttlebank is still active, maybe fifty on the streets ... mostly just small groups ... can't see any signs of life ... serious collateral damage ... the Godden Building has fallen - repeat, the Godden Building has fallen ..." (5 hours and 40 minutes ago)--DaytonDead 05:05, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

February 6^th

Between the tenacious and ever-hungry Eastonwood Ferals and recent movement into the area by the Militant Order of Barhah, south Shuttlebank is in very, very bad shape. Equally tenacious survivors have been providing an abundance of meals for the homeless zombies. "Our last plan failed," said one Tikhoner. "We got eaten. We brought up a secret weapon. He got eaten. We rolled in feces to make ourselves less palatable. We got eaten. It's rough, but we've got another plan. The Janitorial Battle Guide teaches the law of averages that they can't always eat us." - Uncle Elbert 17:53, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

January

January 25^th

Zombie protesters are picketing Tikhon Medical's presence at Fabian General Hospital. Protests turned especially violent today, as several Tikhoners and allies from SSCC and others were seen dragged from the building and killed. Corpses were seen tossed from the building by defenders, the sound of barricade construction echoes and gunshots still ring out, indicating the battle is ongoing. One participant described the situation as "grim" while another claimed, "mah branz arh m!zz!ng agan." Protesters simply chanted "BARHAH!" Able-bodied survivors are asked to rally to the facility's defense. - Uncle Elbert 18:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

January 23^rd

Survivor-friendly suburbs have cropped up all along the borders, but the central part of Shuttlebank is still contested. Of particular interest is the Marfell NecroTech building. Survivor forces from Tikhon Medical, South Shuttlebank City Council and a number of independents recently recaptured and reinforced the central part of Shuttlebank in Operation: Thunderpoof. Cheesy Poof s'mores and zombie whuppin's were on the agenda, but an inconveniently-timed gas leak and even more inconveniently-timed zombie buff are convenient scapegoats for any failures. For now, the fight continues. - Uncle Elbert 22:22, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

January 11^th

Kevern Row Police Department is not under siege, is lightly barricaded with a running generator. Zombies to the west. --MandyWrites 20:38, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Kindly refrain from calling out barricade strength or survivor numbers/location on the wiki. Zombies can read. - Uncle Elbert 22:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Seriously ? Is this a concern ? Wiki info is by definition out of date for the vast majority of viewers. Not to mention iWitness. -Qazwsx 23:03, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Fabian General Hospital remains in survivor hands, or was recaptured quickly. Reports are sketchy. Tikhon's janitor has been observed fending off 11 zombies with a wet mop, screaming about "whippersnapper MEMS graffiti". - Uncle Elbert 17:19, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

Fabian ransacked, no casualties reported. - Uncle Elbert 22:34, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

January 10^th

Fabian General Hospital will be lucky to still be in survivor hands by the end of the day. Survivor numbers have decreased, and zombie numbers have increased. --Yorba 11:37, 10 January 2008 (+10GMT)

Tikhon Medical staff members were observed evacuating bags of cheesy poofs. This is usually taken as a bad omen. - Uncle Elbert 17:19, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

January 9^th

Well, happy new year to everyone. Walking around on new year's, survivors could be seen trying to attach fireworks to zombies and the zombies were trying to feast upon the survivors to bring in their new year. Each to their own I guess. Currently, Fabian General Hospital is home to a small, but no less glorious, siege. Break-ins are daily, but numbers still seem evenly balanced at this stage. The same cannot be said for the The Marfell Building. If you like visiting ruined buildings, this is the place for you. --Yorba 09:37, 9 January 2008 (+10GMT) Media:Example.ogg

2007

December

December 28^th

External Military: "... reporting from Shuttlebank, I've got maybe fifty active ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... heavy structural damage ... the Frappell Building is looking wrecked ..." --_LH779 06:27, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

December 20^th

The External Military reports: "... Shuttlebank is still active, about eighty on the streets ... mostly just small groups ... several buildings with power ... most of the buildings are ruined ... the Godden Building has definitely fallen ..." --WanYao 20:18, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

December 19^th

Shuttlebank remains a back and forth clash between zombies and survivors. The suburb is mostly in survivor hands, but key buildings like The Marfell Building are becoming hard to hold on to for the locals. It's impossible to notice that Christmas is near when you are staying in this suburb, so those without loaded weapons are advised to keep out!. BenderWaW 00:43, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

December 14^th

Lock Boulevard PD is destroyed, surrounding buildings still intact and holding to some extent. The damage can be repaired and safety restored if those willing act quickly. Currently only one zed in the area of Lock Boulevard PD (me), so swift action could restore this part of the neighborhood.--Jackson 12:29, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

December 13^th

Lock Boulevard is an undisturbed safe house, for now. working generator, radio, and strong barricades but several zeds gathering outside. Any remaining survivors should make haste in coming here to launch an offense from. We need all the support we can get so please send help!--Jackson 13:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)Jackson

December 12^th

Safehouse and Shuttlebank are 2 words that at the moment do not work well together right now. It seems that the resident zombies of Shuttlebank, (including it's neighbours in Eastonwood), have decided to celebrate in a big way. Either that or it's a family reunion gone wrong. Talk of pai has still not led this reporter to it, or perhaps this reporter was it? --Yorba 8:39, 12 December 2007 (+10GMT)

Sanitarium are leaving the suburb. All Clubs are ruined. All pai devoured. All Scary Friends sprung from the drunk tank at Lock Boulevard Police Department. GGRRAAAAGGHH! Shuttlebank! --Talunex 23:34, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

I just ran through this suburb and didn't find a single safe house. The Sanitarium and company seem to have had quite a party. --Frozen Flame 05:51, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

December 9^th

Sanitarium have entered the suburb. THERE MUST BE PAI!! --Talunex 18:38, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

pain ? pie ? Either way sounds good. --Qazwsx 22:11, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

I endorse your strategy. Perhaps over some pai? --Talunex 18:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

December 6^th

the Marfell Building seems to be the most interesting place for zombies and survivors, with regular battles between the survivors and the zombies for control of this most important resource. Some would argue this is the most important thing happening in Malton, though probably few would agree. But that's ok. --Barbecue Barbecue 12:41, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

December 3^nd

Rumour has it that a new super power has arrived in Shuttlebank. With Fabian General Hospital and The Marfell Building both currently powered, survivors ae talking of massive party to celebrate this event. Rumours also abound about a possible return to glory for Club Brookeman, be sure to get your name on the door early. Zombies views are increasingly difficult to come by, with fewer zombies left in the area, and those that are left seem more intent on biting than talking. --Yorba 15:18, 3 December 2007 (+10GMT)

December 2^nd

Scouting reports would suggest that the main zombie threat has left for greener pastures (or at least suburbs with more breathing humans to eat). Fabian General Hospital and The Marfell Building are both caded at last check. Is this a sign of things changing for the better for humans, or the calm before an even bigger attack from the undead, only time will tell... --Yorba 12:27, 2 December 2007 (+10GMT)

November

November 28^th

Update: things are getting cleaned up a bit. The north side is alright, though much of the south is still in rough shape, with the heaviest damage surrounding the Marfell and Godden NTs. --WanYao 10:49, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

November 26^th

The south side of Shuttlebank is mostly ruined -- including all TRPs -- and literally crawling with small groups of zombies on many blocks. Earlier, I was quietly "hiding in plain sight" in a ruined building when a member of the MPD came along and set up some barricades: however, so few barricaded buildings with so few survivors and so many zombies probably makes survivors inside visibile targets now, as opposed to offering the safety intended. Danger level updated. --WanYao 20:17, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

November 23^rd

As earlier reports have suggested, South Shuttlebank is as wrecked as a man who has had too many bottles of Polish vodka. Most/all major resource buildings are ruined, revives are slow in coming, and the few times that a building has been repaired and held by survivors, it has rather quickly fallen thereafter. And somebody left a banana peel outside Marfell. Don't slip. --Barbecue Barbecue 11:21, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

November 21^st

Can't speak to the rest of the borrough, but central Shuttlebank is pretty much Ruined. The Marfell NT, Besly Ave PD, William Ave PD, Fabian General and most surrounding buildings have all fallen to the Zed Menace. The number of zombies visible on the street at this time, however, is quite small. Perhaps they are hidden in Soviet-designed missile silos, hmnnnn.... --WanYao 01:25, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

November 19^th

The Eastonwood Ferals continue their small punitive expedition againts the suburbs breathing population to get retaliation for barricading and other crimes against the Zombiefied Republic of !zanbah. Since various resource buildings got ruined in process and nearly 50 harmanz were eaten so far, the danger levels drops to yellow. --Experiment211 03:16, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

November 16^th

Multiple break-ins occured today in the Fabian General Hospital area. At least one building in the area has been ruined and there are reports of at least 7 survivors killed or injured. Small groups of zombies remain in the area. --Lrhyme 17:56, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

November 12^th

I just secured the doors and killed one zed in the Godden building. Put a few more bullets in another zed, but had to leave before it got dark. There were two zeds left in the building when I left. Oh yeah, the building is ruined. There was also a mob of about 6 zeds in the carpark next door. --Lt craben 01:20, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

November 1^st

The Film Festival is here -- survivors come on in and enjoy the movies at Holly Cinema! Check out the link here for a listing of movies being shown: First VZW Malton Film Festival. Zombies have not been forgotten, and are invited to help themselves to the cart outside filled with Dr Mugwump's Patented Brain Serum jello brains! --Shazzelim 23:49, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

October

October 25^th

What's that sound? Ah, that would be the sound of silence (apologies to Simon and Garfunkel). Shuttlebank appears to be eerily quiet, and not for want of survivors/meals (depending on your perspective). That said, long-time resident mongrelman continues to GK when revived, and eat brains when dead, so there is at least one thing in this world one can count on, eh? --Barbecue Barbecue 21:14, 25 October 2007 (BST)

October 18^th

Looking to eat or get eaten? The hot zone in South Shuttlebank appears to be William Avenue Police Department. Of course, "hot" is a relative term right now, as most of Shuttlebank appears to be, as the 'burb's colo(u)r coding indicates, green. --Barbecue Barbecue 19:53, 18 October 2007 (BST)

October 14^th

Killinger Walk [34, 14] has been removed as DEM revive point, the logic behind the action being that four revive points was excessive for one suburb, especially seeing as Killinger Walk was just one block north of another RP, Look Road.--Idril 20:10, 14 October 2007 (BST)

October 12^th

After driving the Eastonwood Ferals out of Yagoton, The NW3 DEM crew moved into the area. After a few days Almost every building was caded up according to the barricade plan. All NT's are caded and most of them are powered. With virtually no zombie presence in the area, Shuttlebank is considered to be safe.--Jarlian 14:48, 12 October 2007 (BST)

October 7^th

Word is going around that there are fifteen zombies and a case of scotch outside Marfell. The scotch is going fast, and the 'cades seem to be hit every time a bottle is finished. Break-ins at both Marfell and Fabian have been reported over the last few days as well, though both buildings are currently lit. Alas, the cades in Marfell were down long enough at one point such that Dubov, our locally famous club manager, had his brains served to him over ice. But at least the ice was a nice touch. --Barbecue Barbecue 15:36, 7 October 2007 (BST)

October 1^st

Shuttlebank's key resource buildings continue to be powered, despite a few attempts by some zombies to make them otherwise. Revive queues are being dealt with very promptly, with Look Road and Drake Walk showing no-one waiting the last 2 times they have been checked by this reporter. Possibly because of Shuttlebank's return to power (meaning lit buildings, and fresh water to every hospital, home and school in the area) the QSG On Tour have graced Obern Library with their presence. It is hoped that this visit is productive for all members of Malton and Shuttlebank. --Yorba 20:09, 1 October 2007 (+10GMT)

September

September 20^th

Shuttlebank now has a powered NT, Hospital and Police Department. Revive queue lengths have shortened, and revives seems to be progressing at a steady rate. Club Brookeman is said to be making the most of this opportunity, and plans are underway for a party the likes of which Shuttlebank has not seen in some time. --Yorba 09:20, 20 September 2007 (+10GMT)

September 19^th

External Military Report ... leaving Shuttlebank, counted about forty outside ... a few outside the Marfell Building ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Marfell Building has lights on ... --Koli ^T 06:15, 19 September 2007 (BST)

September 17^th

While one might not dispute the continued appropriateness of the label "Ghost Town" for Shuttlebank, the number of buildings repaired and caded in South Shuttlebank appears to have recently risen, and rumo(u)rs abound of surreptitious revives happening over the last few days at Look Road and Drake Walk. One zombie, who preferred to remain anonymous, said "Mrh?" to this reporter, and was shortly thereafter found lying down on the ground. No causal connection, however, has been established. Sounds of clawing and feeding, as well as gunfire and axe-swinging, are also reported to have been heard. Luckily, most nights are cool enough for sleeping through, regardless of one's condition. --Barbecue Barbecue 00:20, 17 September 2007 (BST)

September 12^th

Even including the 13 zeds at Look Road and 14 at a cemetery (36,13) this traveler saw less than 60 zombies on the street and in the buildings he entered. Those not waiting at marked revive points were for the most part very thinly dispersed. A tiny handful of buildings were barricaded, but all TRPs were empty or in zombie hands. It could reasonably be said that Shuttlebank is extinct -- of both the living and the undead... --WanYao 23:24, 12 September 2007 (BST)

August

August 15^th

And that, as they say, is that: members of the infamous LUE have appeared in Shuttlebank, taking the opportunity provided by their visit to clear out one of the remaining safe houses in South Shuttlebank, William Avenue Police Department, in their usual record time. As someone who experienced the attack first hand, I can only say: "Wha? Ouch." --Barbecue Barbecue 02:34, 15 August 2007 (BST)

LUE have struck, and The Godden Building has fallen. Survivors, none. LUE seemed to have moved on already, leaving a devastated Godden in their wake. Survivor's who have fallen, are again encouraged to remember to register for a revive. --Yorba 11:37, 15 August 2007 (EST)

Zombies everywhere it seems, almost ALL the resource buildings through south central Shuttlebank from Boorman PD on the western border through to Kevern PD on the eastern are ruined. Kevern is wide open and under attack with 3 defenders left at the moment and the factory just across from it is quite possibly the last light left burning in Shuttlebank. With both Calvert and Bale Malls destroyed and the town center ripped apart Shuttlebank residents are advised to keep a bag packed and be ready to run. --Zeug 09:32, 15 August 2007 (BST)

August 14^th

The danger level of this zone has been elevated to extremely dangerous, there are dozens of zombies attacking a dozen resource buildings, the remainder of the mall survivors are being slaughtered pell-mell, and most anything with barricades is under attack by a lone zombie or two. Seek safe haven elsewhere, Shuttlebank is in their hands. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by ZeroTwo (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

August 13^th

After a quick night fight, Marfell is now in zombie hands. --~~~~_T^''' 09:44, 13 August 2007 (BST)

Marfell NT is indeed being held by at least 15 zombies after yet another Extinction led assault. Scattered reports are also coming in of a devastating dawn lightning raid by Extinction Troops on the USAI combat HQ at Hain Library. If the published reports are to be believed an entire USAI squad has been annihilated in a highly coordinated attack. --Zeug 17:19, 13 August 2007 (BST)

August 12^th

While barricade battles and other sorts of combat do continue at Fabian General Hospital, many zombies appear to have shifted their efforts to the Marfell Building, which has been the site of regular break-ins, although most are resolved fairly quickly with few deaths for either side. Lit buildings remain in short supply as the result of both zombie and GKer efforts. Reports also indicate that at least some Extinction members are still around or, perhaps, passing through. --Barbecue Barbecue 02:19, 12 August 2007 (BST)

August 8^th

With Extinction seemingly on the move (anyone care to confirm?) Drake Walk has seen a decrease in the number of zombies awaiting their revivifying needle. This is good to for those mumbling Mrh? all over the place, because just over 24hrs ago numbers here increased. So for those waiting for revives, remember to register for a revive, it should help speed things up for you. If you're new to the game, coordinates for Drake Walk are 36,17. If you are elsewhere in Shuttlebank, you can find the coordinates of your position here --Yorba 15:37, 8 August 2007 (EST)

August 6^th

As Extinction continues to make its presence felt in South Shuttlebank, going building by building, and bringing local unaffiliated zombies with it, survivors attempt to retake lost resources and/or take refuge in buildings that have not (yet) been targeted. Although hard numbers are hard to come by, it appears many long-term Shuttlebankers remain in the area reviving/getting revives, while a fair number of the suburb's newer citizens seem to have either left or still await revives, with Drake Walk forming the primary queue for anyone in the latter category. --Barbecue Barbecue 02:36, 6 August 2007 (BST)

August 3^rd

More breaking news... Fabian General (34,16) is now under assault. 17 zombies outside, and about half a dozen inside. Less than 20 survivors inside at this time; breaches and survivor casualties have been very common occurances today. --WanYao 03:56, 3 August 2007 (BST)

August 1^st

Breaking news, indeed! The anti-survivor group Extinction appears to have recently arrived in South Shuttlebank and has targeted the Marfell Building, with several of its members, including one death cultist, being identified as part of recent attacks on that building. Currently there are five zombies inside Marfell and seventeen without, making for a much larger zombie presence than last reported. This reporter has already had his brains spilled once, though most of that resulted from bullets. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:50, 1 August 2007 (BST)

Extinction is indeed in the area. The hospital is currently at VSB. The Marfell building is however ransacked with 6 Z's inside, and 25 outside. Elpelco Gecko —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Elpelco (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

July

July 29^th

Zombie numbers in South Shuttlebank have dwindled over the last few days, and the number of powered buildings (resource and otherwise) has significantly risen. However, the Marfell Building remains a point of survivor-zombie contention, with a recent clearing of the facility by the zombies that resulted in at least seven dead survivors. Though as of this writing the building is in survivor hands, a mob of 12 zombies remains outside, looking to liberate the brains of those within. --Barbecue Barbecue 19:29, 29 July 2007 (BST)

July 23^rd

There is an unusually large gathering of 20+ zombies attacking Fabian General Hospital, few of whom appear to have any group affiliation. Attacks are sporadic, but effective enough to bring Fabian into zombie hands/claws. Many other nearby resource buildings have remained lit during this siege, including a restored Marfell, but it is uncertain how long they will last once the zombies finish with Fabian. On the subject of those plans, the last word this reporter captured from a zombie swaying in the waiting room in Fabian was "Brnhr." --Barbecue Barbecue 21:12, 23 July 2007 (BST)

July 20^th

Shuttlebank, that once innocent city it now a city in turmoil. The Marfell Building is, right now, in zombie hands, largely it seems, thanks to /b/. Reports from those who got away have not been forthcoming, so the relative safety of the suburb for survivors is unknown right now. One can only assume that this will put a dent in the work being done at revive points in Shuttlebank. So for those waiting for revives, remember to register for a revive, it should help speed things up for you. --Yorba 10:03, 20 July 2007 (EST)

July 19^th

Barricade disputes still seem to continue, but it seems one party now has the upper hand at the Marfell Building. Whilst some survivors are still for EHB, and others are for VSB, the local zombie population seems to have finally been successful in implementing their open door policy at the Marfell Building. The fight for barricades at this location is not yet over, but it seems the tide has turned. --Yorba 10:46, 19 July 2007 (EST)

- The Marfell Building continues to be a hive of activity, with the barricade level still the main source of dispute. Barricade levels continue to vary between a safe EHB to the Open Door Policy submitted by Shuttlebank's resident zombies. Despite these plans not being approved by the South Shuttlebank City Council, the zombies persist in their actions, and thus far, with the aid of those present in The Marfell Building, the zombies have had decisive action taken against them. --Yorba 16:51, 19 July 2007 (EST)

July 17^th

Drake Walk and Look Road continue to see consistent revives taking place, albeit in low numbers. Marfell continues it see-saw approach to barricade levels. Medical staff at Fabian General Hospital continue to do excellent work in these troubling times, though Shuttlebank's numerous Police Departments are having a much harder time operating in the current environment, and have been stretched very thin, usually by zombies.

Disputes about barricade levels seem to have died down, and now residents seem to have only the usual zombie's to thank for any open door goodness. --Yorba 11:10, 17 July 2007 (EST)

July 12^th

After something of a lull, the revive queue at Drake Walk has risen again, though revives continue fairly regularly. Several resource buildings in South Shuttlebank have recently remained powered for significant periods of time, though break-ins are regular, particularly at the Marfell Building, where doors were open not long ago, an event apparently so shocking it left two survivors floored, literally. In other news, lively disputes about appropriate barricade levels have been carried on at Fabian General Hospital, with longtime Shuttlebankers arrayed on one side, and some recently arrived members of the DEM on the other. The zombies, of course, have expressed a concern about any barricade levels at all, and point to Marfell as their model of open doors goodness. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:46, 12 July 2007 (BST)

July 6^th

Revive queues in South Shuttlebank are gradually being reduced in length, with Killinger Walk and Look Road down to two zombies each, and Drake Walk down to nine. Powered buildings, however, are few and short-lived, and approximately half of the core buildings in South Shuttlebank lack barricades. Several low-level survivors remain in the area, sticking it out, even as Shuttlebank remains inhospitable for all but the hardiest survivors (and, of course, remarkably hospitable for zombies--some, led by our own mongrelman, recently seized the opportunity to enjoy watching fireworks from the inside of Fabian General Hospital). --Barbecue Barbecue 03:36, 6 July 2007 (BST)

July 3^rd

A returning and recently revived member of the South Shuttlebank City Council has confirmed that the Eastonwood Ferals have left South Shuttlebank full of violations of building codes (the absence of barricades and power being the most common), not to mention Mrh?-ing dead at all known revive points. Nevertheless, the Council is beginning its usual efforts to restore order, beginning with the revivification of Dubov, because, well, if there's no Club Brookeman, well, there's no South Shuttlebank. --Barbecue Barbecue 06:18, 3 July 2007 (BST)

June

June 30^th

With Shuttlebank being Slowly surrounded by the dead, the Shuttlebank Scaveneger Squad has sent out a team to meet in Yagton in hopes of raiding its mall for ammo.Anyone with advanced firearms training on a pistol or shotgun, basic or better first aid,and bargain hunting are needed to help find fuel,generators,ect... Once we find a location to secure somewhere between Shuttlebank and Yagton we will open our base of operations there for future Scavenge missions. Join of scavenge freelance with us for the protection

Meet up with Zahmbe in the city hospital,Zong Smoker moving east to Roachtown,Bloodclott moving East to Blytheville,or Shuttlebank Medic Moving east to DulstonShuttlebank Scavenger Squad--BLooDCLotT 08:31, 30 June 2007 (BST)

Breaking News: the Eastonwood Ferals, apparently having had all the fun in Yagoton and nearby suburbs to be had, just paid a visit to the SSCC and the Marfell Building generally, apparently looking for some documentation that Cichonuke was carrying regarding health codes and zombie violations of them. EF's legendary Great Leader Fysh himself was among the visitors, and led an effort that leveled the building within minutes. Please note that the death of most of the Council does not mean the parking ban is no longer in effect, but it does mean that the Council will be less able to provide revives in the near term, being in need of them themselves. --Barbecue Barbecue 22:03, 30 June 2007 (BST)

June 28^th

Ed Jonwards Killing at Revive point (look road). Revive points in general seem to need attention, get more survivors into the action again. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bottesini (talk • contribs) 21:48, 28 June 2007.

June 26^th

Besley PD has been overrun; Fabian General Hospital's a-swarm and a zed horde (at least 19 strong) is lurching around on Drake Walk. Wild Walk PD is currently under siege, barricades keep going up and getting torn down. Aid is requested. Mekkis 17:37, 26 June 2007 (BST)

June 25^th

Despite the best efforts of the local survivors, both Fabian General Hospital and the Marfell Building have been lost to the rather large zombie contingent in the center of South Shuttlebank, with Marfell falling in the last 24. As he died in a valiant attempt to hold the building, Cichonuke could be heard saying "Alooha!", an inspiring cry for all those who might have made it out after him, but didn't, inlcuding ol' Barbecue, who was, once again, a fine meal for mongrelman. --Barbecue Barbecue 16:42, 25 June 2007 (BST)

June 20^th

The struggle continues in South Shuttlebank, with resource buildings changing hands between survivors and zombies on a regular basis, and Fabian General Hospital remaining the epicenter of zombie-survivor combat. Admittedly, the zombies are generally having by far the best of it, with buildings rarely powered and, when powered, typically only for short periods of time. Nevertheless, revives are still being performed at the usual locations, though queue lengths remain high and wait times unpredictable. If you're dead and looking for a revive, best bring a book. And given the state you'll be in, preferably something with pictures. --Barbecue Barbecue 16:04, 20 June 2007 (BST)

June 15^th

With 28 waiting for revives at Drake Walk, almost a dozen further north in a cemetery, and even one fellow holding court at the old Killinger Walk revive point, it is clear that South Shuttlebank is hardly survivor-friendly at this point, even without popping one's head in the many open doors on the major resource buildings and their adjoining edifices. Needless to say, lights are out (and candles are in). Long-time Shuttlebankers, the Club Brookeman staff, and the returning South Shuttlebank City Council appear to be making every effort to achieve some semblance of order where possible, but it is an uphill battle, and the dedicated host of Club Brookeman, Dubov, was recently observed suffering a nasty infection for his bravery. --Barbecue Barbecue 02:49, 15 June 2007 (BST)

June 7^th

Recalling images of Shuttlebank in its darker months, a rather dedicated zombie horde has managed to sack several key resource buildings in South Shuttlebank and drive up the queues at Look Road and Drake Walk. The South Shuttlebank City Council, finding itself largely undead, has temporarily left the city in search of revivification and supplies, but anticipates a quick return and concerted effort to clear the revive queues. Local zombies are asked to heed city codes and stand at least six feet away from all building entrances (six feet away outside, that is) in order to be granted amnesty from citations related to the recent incursions. --Barbecue Barbecue 22:41, 7 June 2007 (BST)

June 5^th

Zombie numbers in South Shuttlebank are the highest they have been in some time, with a congregation of 17 zombies currently swaying outside of Fabian General Hospital. Assaults on Fabian have been repeated, with frequent break-ins and survivor deaths, yet South Shuttlebankers have banded together and managed to withstand these assaults, keeping this vital resource building available and even occasionally powered. As has become ever more common, the fine Club Brookeman staff, when not carrying on their duties at the club, have been a key force in ensuring that South Shuttlebank remains in survivor hands. --Barbecue Barbecue 16:27, 5 June 2007 (BST)

June 1^th

Shuttlebank residents have faced their biggest challenge in some time, with an increase in zombie numbers, in what seems largely due to the influence of the Eastonwood Ferals. These zombies seem organised, taking out buildings one at a time, and with numbers seemingly equal to survivors. It would seem that superior management of their numbers has enabled the horde to take these buildings without too much problem.

Revive points are still up and running, and response times being currently tested by yours truly. It would seem some graffitti is needed @ Look Road, as I was killed by a zombie on their travels (only the 2nd time I've been a ZK'er victim).

For the breathing residents and visitors, rest assured that the South Shuttlebank City Council and what remains of The Shuttlebank Militia shall be working hard to help provide a friendly atmosphere.

Today being a friday, don't forget about Club Brookeman, where maybe, just maybe, a peaceful resolution between humans and zombies will be forged amidst the laughter and friendly atmosphere the club provides under Dubov and other Club Brookeman staff. --Yorba 14:00, 1 June 2007 (EST)

May

May 28^th

Lots of small zombie groups have been spotted in the south, with both of the two police stations left completely open... someone may want to check it out... --ZombieCopper345 18:46, 28 May 2007 (EST)

May 21^th

Shuttlebank has been returned to its former glory days! Well, maybe not, but Shuttlebank is the easily the best it has been since late 2006. That is, as long as you are a survivor. For zombies, the suburb doesn't bode too well, what with head-shots and barricaded buildings. Most major resource buildings are up and running, and any break-ins (they are rare but they are there) are dealt with rather promptly.

South Shuttlebank City Council has been busy ensuring buildings are barricaded in the more remote areas of Shuttlebank, and also keeping up a fresh supply of fuel to keep those generators running. Revives are prompt, with Look Road having no-one waiting for a revive in the last few days, at least when this survivor has checked anyway. If you are struggling to get a revive in a nearby suburb, Shuttlebank is the place for you! --Yorba 17:05, 21 May 2007 (EST)

May 11^th

Most of South Shuttlebank still remains lit. A few break-ins do occur, and 'cade-watching remains essential with several active ferals still milling about, but revives are quick and heals are in good supply. Many long-time Shuttlebankers (including some long-dead Shuttlebankers) have returned, making the suburb begin to resemble its flourishing days of old.

In Shuttlebank entertainment news, the previously reported contract dispute concerning bpaco and the manager of Club Brookeman was finally resolved to the apparent satisfaction of all parties, the concluding event being some gunfire that ended in bpaco's death. This is not, of course, the end of things for the Club, of course, for tonight bpaco's funeral and resurrection are both being held there, and all are encouraged to stop by and have a drink and enjoy the festivities. Indeed, there has been a notable increase in the Club's resources, with a growing staff and new ideas as to how bring the very finest entertainment to this fair suburb. --Barbecue Barbecue 21:54, 11 May 2007 (BST)

May 7^th

As Yagoton's fortunes have risen and the suburb stabilis/zes, so has Shuttlebank improved. Most resource buildings in South Shuttlebank have been powered and have remained so for several days. Zombie break-ins occur, but are fairly readily repelled by the scrappy survivors who have returned to their homes and places of work. Indeed, things have so taken on the appearance of normal that a fight recently broke out between bpaco, one of Dubov's regular performers at Club Brookeman, and Dubov himself, along with a few patrons and supporters. Apparently there is a contract dispute over payments to bpaco now that he's alive, resulting in bpaco threatening to quit his job and return to eating brains. 'ol Barbecue himself took a punch to the face, though some have said it improved his looks. Stay tuned for more information as the drama unfolds. --Barbecue Barbecue 01:11, 7 May 2007 (BST)

April

April 30^th

With increasing support available from Yagoton resources, the mad, glad, and fraying at the edges South Shuttlebank City Council have left their NMC colleagues for now and begun efforts in Shuttlebank once again, rebuilding barricades, performing occasional revives, and making collection calls for unpaid parking tickets. --Barbecue Barbecue 01:55, 30 April 2007 (BST)

April 26^th

The news of YRC being back up and operating is fine news indeed. Recent surverys conducted by members of the South Shuttlebank City Council has seemed to indicate that zombie presence in the area has slowed. This does not mean there are no more zombies, but rather there seems to exist merely less of them, and no groups larger than 10 have been sighted. With members of the South Shuttlebank City Council still helping out in Yagoton as part of the NMC offensive, it may be that Shuttlebank will once more see happier times ahead. When exactly? No-one knows, but rest assured you will read all about it here. For now all we can say is that Shuttlebank still deserves to be classed as dangerous.

Sadly, the status of Club Brookeman is unknown. Is Dubov still operating this venue? Has it gone under new ownership? Are it's drinks still the tastiest and best priced in all of Malton?? Stay tuned for this information. --Yorba 14:25, 26 April 2007 (EST)

April 25^th

Yagoton has finally managing to reach some level of sustainability, and as such members from the revivification group YRC have been spotted in Shuttlebank posting up information pamphlets or graffiti written almost entirely in symbols. Apparently aimed at the more civil undead of Shuttlebank, it attempts to guide them towards one of Yagoton's recently re-activate revivification points. To quote one of the workers: "We won't let Shuttlebank become a walking graveyard." --MorthBabid 21:42, 25 April 2007 (BST)

April 11^th

Shuttlebank is still showing up a big bright Red in the danger scale (yes, it's so dangerous it deserves a capitol 'R' for Red!). With The Shuttlebank Militia still seemingly verging on non-existence, and South Shuttlebank City Council helping out with the New Malton Colossus there is a distinct lack of any human related order in the area. For those with limited resources, heading to the greener areas of Malton provides for the most relaxing time. On other news, Shuttlebank's good guy/bad guy Havoqx has been sighted in the Yagoton area. Does the flame of fury of being hunted after his reformation from GK'er to Healer still haunt him and drive him towards anarchy, or has he found peace again? Club Brookeman, Shuttlebank and Malton's finest evening entertainment is still struggling to return to its former glory, but rest assured that Dubov is working hard, scrubbing the floors to remove any signs of old alcohol/blood/brains thet get it ready for another Friday night of fun. --Yorba 10:15, 11 April 2007 (EST)

April 5^th

General Shuttlebank status is unknown but presumed to continue to be rather poor. Nevertheless, ever a bright ray of sunshine, the infamous Dubov has promised that Club Brookeman will be open once again this Friday for drinks and dancing--may all those living and dead who care to share a moment of glorious debauchery enjoy the opportunity Dubov continues to provide. Might help pass the time waiting for more revives and the return of more citizens/meals (depending on your perspective). --Barbecue Barbecue 03:28, 5 April 2007 (BST)

March

March 29^th

While a few revives were achieved over the last few days, the zombie population always retained the upper hand, and have finally managed to kill or drive off most, if not all, of the remaining survivor population (including many of the newly revived) in South Shuttlebank. While certainly not the end of survivor activity in Shuttlebank, it does mean that revive activity and other restorative efforts will likely be on hold for perhaps a week's time or longer. Pack a sandwich. --Barbecue Barbecue 19:04, 29 March 2007 (BST)

March 25^th

A few buildings in South Shuttlebank were lit for nearly 24 hours as Dubov and the South Shuttlebank City Council went on an excursion to collect supplies, check permits, and pursue entertainment at Club Brookeman. The fun was short-lived, however, as the local zombie contingent insisted upon re-implementing its own Uniform Barricade Plan which, as one might guess, means no barricades on any buildings at all, which is roughly how things stand in much of South Shuttlebank once again. Large numbers of survivors continue to patiently wait at revive queues, perhaps in large part because, with the fall of Yagoton, there's little hope to be had anywhere else nearby. --Barbecue Barbecue 22:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

March 21^st

Shuttlebank remains a place that only the hardiest and most nimble of survivors can hold out in. The challenge in large part is less a function of sheer zombie numbers than it is of the fact that, indeed, very few survivors remain in the area for long, and other than the nascent South Shuttlebank City Council, there is little organis/zation to be seen. That said, we should not fail to acknowledge Dubov's continued dedication to opening Club Brookeman on Fridays, at least for a few hours, to try to entertain the local survivors and zombies who need a break from the ongoing barricade battles. Word is there's a VIP list--Shuttlebank's tonier crowd will be sure to want to get on it. --Barbecue Barbecue 18:02, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

March 13^th

The local zombies have again shown higher intelligence and functioning than that normally associated with their kind with some penetrating attacks into the remaining human population. Powered buildings are now more rare than a no-ball from Glenn McGrath (go Australia in the cricket World Cup!). For those users without free-running or barricading skills, Shuttlebank may not be where you come home and hang your hat just yet. It's funny how quickly things can change, as it was just a week ago things looked like they were on the improve, but now it appears they have taken a turn for the worse, at least for the breathing residents of Shuttlebank. --Yorba

Things have gotten worse in Shuttlebank since the last post, unbelievably. Militant Order of Barhah members, including their leader, jorm, have begun plowing through the north of Shuttlebank, eliminating the few survivors who sought refuge there. It is safe to say that, as concerns survivors, Shuttlebank should be evacuated--as concerns zombies, well, the party goes on, eh? --Barbecue Barbecue 05:18, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

You maul Barbecue Barbecue for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They die.--Jorm 05:43, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

March 11^th

Local zombies have done a generally remarkable job of sacking and holding (for days) critical resource buildings such as The Marfell Building and Fabian General Hospital, frequently sleeping in them in significant numbers to prevent ready recovery of them by survivors. The result is ever longer lines at the revive points, and being FAK'd is now a rare treat. Moreover, as of this moment, nothing in central South Shuttlebank is powered--one consequence of which is that, in a moment of desperation, I drank my last bottle of Pinot Grigio warm. No word from Dubov regarding the status of Club Brookeman. Seems South Shuttlebankers (the few there are) may need to break out the dominoes if they're planning on any entertainment between attacks. --Barbecue Barbecue 18:59, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

March 6^th

South Shuttlebank returns to a relative and, dare we say, communal quiet, in that both zombie and survivor populations are down, but still present. 15 potential revives wait at Look Road, while nearby blocks host a total of 13 zombies in the area surrounding Fabian General Hospital. Dr. Branch lives again, as do several long-term Shuttlebankers, several of whom have begun coordinating their efforts, forming the new South Shuttlebank City Council. One rotter currently waits in Besly Avenue Police Department, though it's not clear whether it's there just for the conversation or to try for the ransack. A few buildings are once again lit, including the now-infamous Club Brookeman, which was shut down previously by zombies for health code violations--as it appears, per certain zombie health codes, living beings are full of germs and no building holding them is allowed to operate. It is hoped that this time some sort of legal agreement has been worked out. --Barbecue Barbecue 01:41, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

February

February 23^rd

And with the sacking of the Keats Hotel, one of the last remaining survivor hideouts in South Shuttlebank, it would appear that the zombies have nearly fully occupied South Shuttlebank. Lines at revive points are long, not to mention the queues. Morale among what few survivors remain is arguably at a new low, with some opting to head out for other, safer areas. Nevertheless, some have indicated a wish to stay on and fight for South Shuttlebank, and it is to these South Shuttlebank's future as a survivor home appears to be entrusted. There is even talk of forming a new group to replace the now-apparently-defunct Shuttlebank Militia. In related news, Dubov's dead, so it may be a while before new bookings appear at Club Brookeman, and sometime-reformed PKer Havoqx has declared his intention to return to PKing, following his own death at the hands of a bounty hunter, unforestero. --Barbecue Barbecue 21:48, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

February 21^st

South Shuttlebank appears to have taken another turn for the worse. There are standing zombies outside of most buildings, resource or not, and standing zombies inside not a few ransacked buildings. Lights are rarely on, largely due to smashed generators, but in some cases, simply because of a lack of fuel. At one point earlier today, a total of 30 potential revivees stood waiting at the two main revive points, Drake Walk and Look Road. Ever one to deliver service to the last, Dr. Branch, proprietor of the Look Road revive point, was seen lying on the ground there amongst some of his former patients. Physician, heal thyself, indeed. --Barbecue Barbecue 02:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

February 16^th

While 'cades and lights are generally holding for now, at least outside of the key resource buildings always in contention, the zombie population in South Shuttlebank has surged (no contemporary political reference intended), with a total of 64 zombies scattered across a seven-block area around The Buckrell Building, mostly in groups of 10-12. Some local residents have begun suggesting a tactical retreat to safer areas. It remains to be seen whether this will indeed happen. Such a shame, too, when Club Brookeman was off to a good start with its zombie dancers and hip DJs. --Barbecue Barbecue 17:06, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

February 15^th

Lights are back on and shining bright in much of South Shuttlebank, but they have not blinded residents to two dreadful things: Yorba (the great) was brutally clawed to death in his sleep, and apparent zergers have recently made residence in Wild Walk Police Department, among other places. The latter is a sorry situation, if it is true, indeed--South Shuttlebank had previously been a respectable place for both zambahz and harmanz to do business. It is hoped that any and all zergers depart town as soon as they are able. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:28, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

February 13^th

As time passes, so things change. Lights are currently out across most of South Shuttlebank, with the notable exception of Club Brookeman, where the party's still going, and features a guest zombie, our familiar friend DynaBomber, doing the reggae strut (at least, that's what it looked like to me). I also just gave directions to a lost zombie in The Marfell Building who apparently belongs to Mall Tour '07, Benjamin Wald. It's nice to see that, even in apocalypse, there are those rare moments when zombies and survivors can find common ground. --Barbecue Barbecue 17:17, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

February 10^th

Ah, February, the month of love and leaping. Alas, there is little of either to be found in the center of South Shuttlebank just now, at least for survivors, with 15 zombies dancing outside of Fabian General Hospital and Besly Avenue Police Department (for a total of 30), and 'cades on both buildings falling down like drawstring pants missing the drawstring. The increased concentration of zombies in the area might well be due to the EF, which has been running amok in Yagoton to the east, and making some incursions, as they have themselves recorded, into the southeastern corner of Shuttlebank. That said, many buildings do retain power fairly consistently, however, and given the clear focus of zombie activity on the aforementioned resource buildings, local survivors know where not to sleep. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:27, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

January

January 24^th

Zombie activity in South Shuttlebank is not simply centered on Fabian General Hospital, it is indeed concentrated there, with nearly all the zombies in the nine-block area (roughly twenty) shambling outside the building. Survivors have been quite challenged to keep the building unransacked long enough to stock up on FAKs and newspapers. In other news, the revive queue at the recently opened clinic at Look Road is at nine, with roughly a half-dozen waiting at the cemetery near The Darknell Museum. South Shuttlebank has seen a few of the walking wounded show up from the battles for Bale Mall and the YRC in nearby Yagoton, and residents are asked to help out when possible, given the kind help Yagoton's noble survivor population has provided us in the past. In somewhat cheerier news, some resource buildings have remained powered for days at a time, if not longer, and word has spread that Club Brookeman is reopening, featuring comedy acts. Check local graffiti for times. No word yet as to whether zombie acts will be included. --Barbecue Barbecue 20:27, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

January 19^th

LinaSassafrass the Pker has just been killed. Please do not revive. Harald von Holzapfel 01:14, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

January 13^th

Perhaps due to the recent conflicts in the EF's home territory of Eastonwood, perhaps because of the recent discovery of a locker full of Stilton cheese in nearby Yagoton, perhaps simply because water is wet, it appears that, as of the last few days, the local zombie population in South Shuttlebank has decreased and the survivor population has increased. Drake Walk currently provides relatively quick revives, with a short line, and our own Dr. Branch has opened a private revivification clinic at Look Road. A quick pass through the remaining zombie collective reveals some familiar rotting faces, suggesting a few rather dedicated zombies are indeed keeping the light on locally (or rather, trying to keep it off--given that it is on in The Buckrell Building once again--make your calls while you can). --Barbecue Barbecue 06:29, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

January 9^th

Efforts over the last week or so to restore power to the phone mast at The Buckrell Building have met with limited success, notwithstanding the fine efforts of a visiting Maltel representative, goggles, who noted our service was out and briefly restored it. Unfortunately, zombies were later found chewing the wires (and goggles), and no quantity of cheese was able to dissuade them from doing so. Life in South Shuttlebank in general has returned to something of a regular pattern--survivors cade up and power up resource buildings long enough to collect supplies, and the zombies, having stored up AP for just such an occasion, break in rather suddenly and haul off a few unfortunates. Zombie and survivor numbers remain about the same and about equal, with the zombies concentrated outside the resource buildings and the survivors retreating to nearby safehouses. Apologies for the delay in reporting, but New Year's simply took the barbecue goodness right out of me. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:39, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

2006

December

December 28^th

Survivors struggled throughout the previous 24 to protect the last remaining string of Christmas lights in The Buckrell Building, not to mention keeping the phone mast powered, but after several zombie incursions, it appears the building will once again fall into zombie hands, and Shuttlebank will again be without mobile phone support. The responsible zombies that were examined show no markings of any group--'ol Barbecue was certainly close enough (too close, alas) to Snergle to verify that. Barricades in the South Central area have generally been maintained, however, and some resource buildings have been able to retain power for longish periods of time, in some cases, days. Even so, there is evidence that survivor morale has been sinking, and some have begun wondering whether enough dedicated survivors remain in South Shuttlebank to do more than stanch the bleeding. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

December 26^th

And so Christmas 2006 has come and gone, seeing zombies reuniting with their families for mom's ole-fashioned brain casserole (aged, as I hear is proper, three days, for the maggots to set properly), and survivors taking the opportunity to light buildings and hang lights. A relative peace has held sway these last 24 in South Shuttlebank, bringing reflective moments to all who live and unlive in the area. Some believe this quiet means that New Year's Eve will be especially rockin' this year, whether Dick Clark joins us, human or zombie. --Barbecue Barbecue 03:21, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

December 20^th

South Shuttlebank favors the zombies at present, with seemingly fewer survivors in the area overall, and some formerly EHB buildings cracked and filled with zombies. Total zombie numbers in the Fabian area might be up a half-dozen or so, which could in part be why things have turned against survivors. In any case, this is certainly going to hurt the donations to the Toys for Zeds program (which, admittedly, only collected a single moth-eaten Hello Kitty doll thus far). --Barbecue Barbecue 15:22, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

December 16^th

The tide of battle in South Shuttlebank turns like... the tide. There are continued skirmishes between a ragtag group of survivors, some long-term Shuttlebankers, some not, and the local zombies, over control of Fabian and Marfell, particularly when the latter have been powered for periods of time. Perhaps partly as a result, local representatives of the MFD have suggested that residents not sleep in powered resource buildings. The line for revives at Drake Walk remains about the same as last report, as does the number of zombies in the nine-block area around Fabian, arguably the heart of the battle for South Shuttlebank. And I can confirm that, sloshed and bozzled though I was, it didn't stop DynaBomber from taking a good chunk out of me recently (though she did seem to sway just a bit more after that last one--might be why I got away). --Barbecue Barbecue 02:47, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

December 12^th

And South Shuttlebank is once again held by the zombies, with most major resource buildings cracked open, ransacked, and in a few cases, having a shambling, shuffling crew still inside. The line for revives at Drake Walk is around 22. Attacking zombie numbers don't appear, overall, to have increased--suggesting once again that their coordination/timing has been the key to their success. As it seems a strategy change for survivors is needed, I'm kicking off a week of drinking heavily, to see whether a pickled survivor is still tasty to zombies. --Barbecue Barbecue 00:38, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

December 10^th

You can almost tell time by the frequency with which Fabian's cades rise and fall--which turns out to be fortunate for 'ol Barbecue, because, as a dead body resulting from one fall of the cades, he can no longer use any of the items he carries. Aside from the continuing contention for ownership of Fabian, which currently has 8 zombies outside, power has recently been restored to Marfell (NT) and Besly PD, which are under siege by 9 and 3 zombies, respectively, contributing to a total of 29 undead in the nine-square area centered on Fabian. And my face is back down on that same damn moldy sandwich. --Barbecue Barbecue 15:33, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

December 8^th

South Shuttlebank appears to be in play once again, with a significant number of recently arrived survivors suffering and repelling various break-ins at key resource buildings, but losing generators and good friends in the process. 18 or so at Drake Walk awaiting revives or, in some cases, revivers to grief. Registering for revives at http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi is strongly recommended by those with sticks to facilitate identification of those former survivors actually looking for a revive. As soon as I remove the dozen or so zombie teeth put in my arms in the last few minutes, I hope to be back to type up another report. Until then, I remain the (barely) living Barbecue Barbecue 05:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC).

Update: Ouch... er, Mrh? News as fresh as my corpse: a total of 34 zombies shambling around outside the nine-block area surrounding and including Fabian General Hospital. As a result of what appears to have been a particularly well-coordinated attack that brought cades down from VHB+2 to zero within mere minutes, if not less, Fabian was cracked open wide not long ago, and at least one survivor was killed. However, other survivors report good health, including Szuran, who was just seen standing comfortably amongst his zombie friends by Besly Avenue Police Department. Signing off for now from outside Fabian, in the grass, on a moldy sandwich, this is (was) Barbecue Barbecue 13:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC).

December 6^th

Though it's been a few weeks in coming, "Young Ned of the Hill" has been absolutely blasting from the speakers dragged into South Shuttlebank's formerly abandoned buildings. Former residents with free running are strongly encouraged to visit and partake in the gentle rowdiness, and pick up fresh socks. I also have a FAK to spare, first come first serve. --Barbecue Barbecue 06:52, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

December 3^rd

South Shuttlebank appears to be devoid of survivors. 18 zombies now remain at Drake Walk. A few (presumably Eastonwood) ferals roam about and wander the empty buildings, perhaps local representatives of the Zombiefied_Republic_of_!zanbah, which has recently declared South Shuttlebank as territory belonging to its "usual sphere of influence." Poor chaps must be positively starving, as the last time I was dragged out and served up for dinner was weeks ago. --Barbecue Barbecue 16:31, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

November

November 22^nd

A line of 28 (make that 27) zombies at Drake Walk, presumably most/all awaiting revives. Most South Shuttlebank resource points still (or again) ransacked. 'Nuff said, at least for this reporter/would-be Mayor of South Shuttlebank, such as it is. So many dead... so many gone... Barbecue Barbecue 06:31, 22 November 2006 (UTC)

November 19^th

South Shuttlebank remains largely deserted of survivors since the last assault. The Buckrell Building, the home of Shuttlebank's phone mast, is ransacked, with a couple of zombies seen inside playing what looks to survivors to be Z&D, or Zombies and Dragons, killing time (along with one survivor, as well as losing a 1d4). That said, though quiet, punctuated by the occasional feeding groan, may have settled in upon the homes of former South Shuttlebankers, despair has not yet struck the South Shuttlebankers themselves, as the spirited notes of the Pogues' "Young Ned of the Hill" have been heard playing from not so very far away. Barbecue Barbecue 02:49, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

November 14^th

Following the devastation visited upon them at the end of October, key South Shuttlebankers have since returned to their former homes, dumping body parts and duplicate copies of Dawn of the Dead left behind by the zombie hordes that had formerly occupied most of the area's resource buildings. Many other residents have joined them, not to mention a fair number of vacationers, as well as, to the surprise of many, former PKer Havoqx, who has pledged his support to rebuilding and defending South Shuttlebank. Power has been restored to most major resource buildings, though the clubs are still silent, meaning that the Nik Kershaw cover band scheduled for November 16 may not, in fact, turn out. Barbecue Barbecue 07:52, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

UPDATE: Just like the new car you drive off the lot, the news above has, since its initial posting, significantly depreciated in value. Perhaps in response to the lights and the scent of unchomped bodies, it would appear the EF have also returned and begun a new assault on South Shuttlebank, killing Desmond O'Fara, among others. Barbecue Barbecue 22:19, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

November 8^th

Well, not much news to report from South Shuttlebank just now, as things are largely the same as reported a few days earlier, though admittedly with a few improvements (survivor-relative... for zombies, to be NPOV-fair, things are technically worse). Returning/residing survivor locals are strongly encouraging former residents to visit and begin rebuilding and playing the lottery and buying pants; however, PKer Havoqx has reportedly promised to kill this survivor by end of week, and someone else if I am not around. So on that note, I will close by saying that Havoqx, I am gladly waiting for you in Club Brookeman right now, and please do be sure to spend that AP finding me if I'm not there. Barbecue Barbecue 05:12, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

November 6^th

It is indeed a sign that South Shuttlebank has the continuing support of its former residents when local PKer Havoqx shows up at the borders of Yagoton to say, regarding Shuttlebank, "Good luck getting this city back up and running." Admittedly, he may have said some other things before and after that statement (and done some PKing of Alex Buck), but we prefer to take his expressed sentiments out of context. Thank you, Havoqx, we'll do our best--and please feel free to bring any concerns you may have about this report directly to me, if you know what I mean. Barbecue Barbecue 17:05, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

November 5^th

Well, you wouldn't exactly call South Shuttlebank pretty, but it's looking a lot better than a few weeks ago. Only a handful of zombies wandering about, banging into walls, but still no power to any resource buildings, which means the DJ tour is still on hold. Drake Walk has some curious graffiti suggesting it is no longer a revive point--which would indeed be news, if it is true--and is at some thirteen or so zombies awaiting a fresh start on life (it was fourteen, but I managed to do one revive and pass out clean socks before heading off to file this report). Barbecue Barbecue 22:33, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

November 2^nd

Down to around 30 and change waiting for revives at Drake Walk, and some minor improvements in South Shuttlebank's condition, but still clearly the remnants of a (and indeed a continuing) war zone. Indeed, reviving at Drake Walk may bring some risks from zombies not serious about revives, as at least one reviver has been attacked upon entering the square. Some reduction in zombie numbers (though still an average of 3 or 4 outside most major resource buildings) may be due to the distraction of Yagoton, the nearest well-lit target. As ever, those who have fought to restore South Shuttlebank and fallen, or who have helped Shuttlebankers, deserve our greatest honors. Cheveron, you will not be forgotten, particularly after you stand up and get revived and can talk again. Barbecue Barbecue 02:29, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

October

October 30^th

Drake Walk still at 40+ awaiting revives. The attacking zombies, though diminished in number, continue holding together well enough to coordinate break-ins, one of which resulted in the cracking of The Stoodely Museum and the death of at least two survivors holed up in there who had been working to restore South Shuttlebank, including this author. Sadly, it seems that some former residents of Shuttlebank, now converted into zombies, have forgotten what it was to be alive, and have started helping the attackers... et tu, Mortis Hora? Reporting dead to you from Naish Square, Barbecue Barbecue 00:59, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

October 29^th

Things are still pretty rough in South Shuttlebank, with over 40 restless zombie/survivors seeking revives at Drake Walk, and scattered nastiness of small groups of zombies outside most major resource buildings. Worst of all is that, since the fall of South Shuttlebank, the zombies seem to have been drinking heavily and charging my tab at Club Brookeman. Perhaps we'll get lucky and they'll drink themselves sober, and realize they belong in Eastonwood after all. I'd gladly pay for that, to the tune of the Housemartins' "Happy Hour". Barbecue Barbecue 04:54, 29 October 2006

October 26^th

Many refugees from South Shuttlebank, including, remarkably, our own resident PKer Havoqx, have been heading to Yagoton, gathering supplies and AP's. Though our town may be crushed, our spirits certainly are not, and we look forward to returning and restoring South Shuttlebank at some future point. And, on behalf of all South Shuttlebankers, a special thanks to the citizens of Yagoton for kindly hosting and (particularly in my case) healing us during our hour of need. The favor will certainly be returned. Barbecue Barbecue 16:50, 26 October 2006 (BST)

October 25^th

South Shuttlebank is, arguably, no more. Fabian has 47 zombies inside and is still cracked open, with two survivors remaining, likely soon to be consumed; the nearby PDs are both cracked open and have a number of zombies holding court. Key survivors who have long lived in the area are dead. A grudging congratulations EF, you took South Shuttlebank. Woo-hoo. Probably ruined the holiday celebration on the 31st at that. Ironically, makes one miss the days when PKers were the worst we had to face. Please note that all bookings made for holidays in South Shuttlebank are being refunded by the appropriate agencies. Barbecue Barbecue 06:06, 25 October 2006 (BST)

October 24^th

We regretfully suggest that both residents and tourists cancel all future plans (as a living being, anyway) for South Shuttlebank. Most major resource buildings are cracked, ransacked, and full of zombies; current count is roughly some sixty within and out various buildings. Those awaiting revivification at Drake Walk are recommended to pursue alternative sources. Local graffiti suggests (though, of course, cannot be counted on) that this is an Eastonwood Ferals attack. In any case, it is clearly coordinated, which suggests that it may well be time to turn to River Tactics to resolve, unless we receive word that other survivor forces can assist. If not, we respect and appreciate those residents and visitors who choose to continue the fight to clean up what was once a quaint, though beautiful, suburb of a suburb; as for the rest, we hope you will rejoin us when this menace has been defeated, or moved on to a mall, in proper 80s fashion. Barbecue Barbecue 20:03, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Update: Per their own wiki page, it is indeed the EF that has invaded our town. Guess you can't expect stupid zombies to respect their own group name. P.S. this also explains the presence of what looked very much like zombie spies in some of our formerly accessible resource buildings, which the EF openly embrace. Barbecue Barbecue 20:19, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Update 2: I should have called out (or just killed) Imabitemo when I first saw her. She had no human skills, only zombie skills when I initially encountered her in a PD. Then she shows up in Fabian hospital with one new skill--Diagnosis. EF spy, anyone? (not to mention the 'bite' play on words in her name) Barbecue Barbecue 20:47, 24 October 2006 (BST)

Update 3: At the risk of an exaggerated comparison, Fabian seems to be the new Blackmore, with cades rising and falling several times within the hour. Will someone kill Imabitemo? Will Fabian hold up against its zombie oppressors? Only time will tell... Barbecue Barbecue 21:39, 24 October 2006 (BST)

October 23^nd

Break-ins are now fairly frequent in South Shuttlebank. A line of 16 zombies outside Wild Walk PD, a half-dozen inside, some near-dozen waiting for revives at Drake Walk, with at least one rotter among them. Attempts to placate the zombies with a cheese plate have thus far proved unsuccessful. Barbecue Barbecue 16:26, 23 October 2006 (BST)

October 22^nd

Apologies to those waiting for revives in South Shuttlebank, but the Marfell NT building is still in the process of being cleaned up, so no fresh needles are available there just now. Survivors are strongly encouraged to use available AP to pitch in with a broom and a pistol and get our fine NT facility back online. Fabian has also seen a recent break-in, and work is currently underway to address that issue as well. Whether the frequency and intensity of this recent zombie activity represents some kind of organized assault on South Shuttlebank, or is simply the result of some collectively bored and hungry ferals, is not known. Barbecue Barbecue 21:25, 22 October 2006 (BST)

October 21^st

Zombie incursions into resource buildings seem to have been coming at a rate of about one a day as of late, which is, of course, most uncivilized of our undead cousins. But some might say that's not so troubling as the return of the overbarricading of all buildings in South Shuttlebank, which means that getting back inside once you're revived is tough, let alone getting out of those buildings to try and catch up on the (unusually long, for our fine town) line reportedly still at Drake Walk. Not to mention that this might mean fewer submissions for the zombie head-carving contest and a lower turnout for that morning's pancake breakfast, something I am sure many of us have been looking forward to. Barbecue Barbecue 03:38, 21 October 2006 (BST)

October 19^th

Some say that the modern, post-apocalyptic world lacks a sense of community. Well, we here in South Shuttlebank stand counter to that notion, and then some. Those who got chomped in some of the recent zombie incursions to the FD and PD and NT (thanks to Mac Howard for that update) will be revived ASAP and returned to our fine survivor citizenry. And on that note, my tab at Club Brookeman will be open until further notice. Drink up, for tomorrow we (possibly) die, and await revivification. Barbecue Barbecue 06:50, 19 October 2006 (BST)

October 18^th

The kind folks who put together the Zedgat^TM survey books have just rated Bubcar Road Fire Station as the place to be eaten in South Shuttlebank, what with 13 zombies inside at last check. Unfortunately, zombies are against all South Shuttlebank health codes, and local survivors with AP to spare are requested to stop by and write up violations with whatever's handy. Barbecue Barbecue 05:10, 18 October 2006 (BST)

Update: The Marfell Building has fallen, everyone inside is gone, and life returner is a no-revive, I repeat, do not revive life returner.

-Mac Howard 01:15, 19 October 2006 (BST)

October 15^th

Ol' Barbecue Barbecue again. I apologise, but my dead body seems to be clogging up the paths of Shuttlebank yet again--this time PKed by Shapiro Keats in the Hain Library with the axe (mostly, I think). Starting to feel like a bad, repetitive game of Clue. Guess this is what I get for wandering away from South Shuttlebank proper. Ah, well. When I died I dropped a fresh cheese plate I prepared for today's poetry reading (I was going to read Philip Larkin's "This Be the Verse", myself)--please feel free to enjoy. Barbecue Barbecue 20:30, 15 October 2006 (BST)

October 14^th

Well, word has it that Havoqx was revived by Damanoc Blackthorn following his just death yesterday (perhaps an unfortunate random revive), and subsequently went and done started killing. As one who can testify to being PKed to death in these particular circumstances, I will only add the comment that this does not mean my tab at the Brookeman is closed while I recuperate (PS--thanks qweqaz). It would help the party, of course, if someone could bring by some more fuel for the generator. Got to have the tunes, and tonight's 80's night. Barbecue Barbecue 22:24, 14 October 2006 (BST)

October 13^th

Heard in the Marfell building earlier today:

• Havoqx said "Barbecue: I have come for you today. I don't see Desmond O' Fara and I've given you a ton of time. I'll give you another day since I'm at low AP right now. You got lucky this time."
• Havoqx said "Run and hide while you can. While you ALL can. Once my AP is back to 50, I'm going to paint these walls red!"
  

And so, a timely reminder to all our fine, law-abiding citizens: Drake Walk is the place for fastest revives in South Shuttlebank, should you find yourself PKed. Unless, of course, you're a PKer. In that case, may we offer you a brochure featuring the wonders of Ridleybank, and the delights of the Blackmore Building in particular? Barbecue Barbecue 20:11, 13 October 2006 (BST)

Update: It has been reported that The Shuttlebank Militia member Xavier O'Grady has given Havoqx a thorough "talking-to," Shining-style. I have opened up my tab at Club Brookeman for any who care to honor the occasion, however they see fit. Barbecue Barbecue 00:13, 14 October 2006 (BST)

October 9^th

South Shuttlebank is preparing for its annual pumpkinfest. Unfortunately, given the lack of pumpkins since the quarantine, it is suggested that residents carve zombie heads instead. All submissions should be brought to the Buckrell building by Oct 30. Judging will be on the night of the 31^st. In other news, while overbarricading is still a hurdle for residents and visitors, zombies are generally not. However, Havoqx, the now-infamous PKer, is still in the area. While it is of course obligatory for us to say, once again, "shoot on sight," we must offer up a well-earned compliment on his style. Barbecue Barbecue 19:57, 9 October 2006 (BST)

October 2^nd

Tourists are not advised to visit South Shuttlebank just now due to an unfortunate habit of overbarricading as a result of recent zombie attacks. We apologise, and hope to make it less difficult for the recently revived and visitors to experience our wonders and attractions in the very near future; we also ask our residents to help out in this area by following good barricade practices. Barbecue Barbecue 00:11, 3 October 2006 (BST)

October 1^st

William Ave still a popular attraction for local zombies. Going theory is that, as a few zombies were recently caught nearby staring at an old Terminator VHS rental box, it apparently stirred up foggy notions of taking out a PD. Barbecue Barbecue 18:20, 1 October 2006 (BST)

September

September 29^th

Alh rocks. That's all that need be said. Well, that, and he's apparently got a fan club (not among zeds, probably) who recently satisfied an aerosol fix in Buckrell. In any case, props to Alh for helping keep South Shuttlebank safe. Barbecue Barbecue 05:27, 29 September 2006 (BST)

UPDATE--South Shuttlebank is really starting to stink with all the zeds hanging out in Wild Walk PD and mucking up the place in William Ave. Survivors with an interest are strongly advised to bring a mop and bucket and start cleaning up. Barbecue Barbecue 14:34, 29 September 2006 (BST)

September 28^nd

William Ave PD very unsafe--a line of nine zeds doing the conga over the bodies of slaughtered survivors. Yes, that's right--doing the conga. Barbecue Barbecue 13:44, 28 September 2006 (BST)

UPDATE--William Ave PD VSB'd, all zeds out, and zed graffiti removed. Thanks to all who pulled this together. Barbecue Barbecue 21:24, 28 September 2006 (BST)

September 28^nd

Havoqx, a known PKer and GKer, is, true to his name, now wreaking havoc on this wiki page, having edited himself out of the prior notice of his actions on Sept 22. 05:20, 28 September 2006 (BST) (Additional coments from Havoqx himself: These slaughters will not stop. You all left me for dead, now I will PK and GK your Fabian area untill I have gotten every last one of you.)

September 27^nd

A zombie spy/sympathizer has recently tagged William Ave to the effect that survivors should not kill the zeds that make it inside, claiming it is an indoor revive point. Any survivor observing this rule will surely get his brains eaten as his reward. Barbecue Barbecue 22:40, 27 September 2006 (BST)

September 26^nd

William Ave PD is regularly being visited by a contingent of ugly, flesh-rotting, flesh-eating zeds. While we like to be neighborly, we invite all locals in Shuttlebank to help blast some zed faces off and restore a sense of order to this otherwise quiet PD. We're a bit tired of having our doors opened by visiting zeds for us these last couple of days. Barbecue Barbecue 05:43, 26 September 2006 (BST)

September 22^nd

Havoqx, a known PKer and GKer, is, true to his name, wreaking havoc in Wild Walk and elsewhere, DO NOT REVIVE HIM--SHOOT ON SIGHT. Sect also recently PKed in Wild Walk--another to watch out for. Sad thing that SB has more to worry about from survivors than zeds, eh? 04:03, 23 September 2006 (BST)

September 13^th

Real quiet here in South Shuttlebank. 2 Zeds at the Drake revive point, were 2 zeds 1 block north--I stress WERE with a sense of personal responsibility.--Barbecue Barbecue 22:00, 13 September 2006 (BST)

September 6^th

47 Zeds in areas north of Frappell NT, 35 in areas south of Frappell NT. 09:14, 6 September 2006 (BST)

September 5^th

The Marfell Building has being falling and rising a lots of times on the week. There is a bigger zombie presence than before. Caution is advised.--Thari ^{TжFedCom is BFI!} 07:22, 5 September 2006 (BST)

August

August 30^th

A strong zombie group has taken out a group of survivors (including myself) 2 of the churchs have fallen.

August 13^th

A very weak zombie influence in the zone. Only 20 zombies in the whole suburb. SE part is zombie free. NW area has members of the DvEM.--Thari ^T/C/TJ! 19:11, 13 August 2006 (BST)