Talk:Red Rum

Before engaging in diplomatic servings, please take note that some Rummers have delicate stomachs and would much prefer if you marinaded yourself in sauces unlikely to cause indigestion. Favourable recipies can be found in "Diplomacy" on the Red Rum forums. Thank you.

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The Imperium Has Returned

The Imperium is once again strong in Gibsonton and has escalated a tagging conflict witht he Gibsonton Squatters, who they outnumber, to full war. They are not expected to fulfill a request for free retribution. As such, we request, given your past hostilities to the Imperium and the tremendous fun of killing them, that you consider involvement in any forthcoming conflict in the suburb. --Fenian 19:32, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Really? How tiresome. Have you tried the apothecary's? I hear they have a wonderful ointment for that type of complaint these days. As for fun, well, I'm afraid that is strictly rationed around these parts (It's a vital secret ingredient in the biscuits, along with— oops! I may have said too much. Kindly disregard the previous), but any agents of ours in the area may choose to join in should events evolve entertainingly. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 17:32, 2 April 2010 (BST)

A palindrome from your pals

Howdy. I've been enjoying the charming discourse on our wiki with one miss Kelly U, and I thought I'd drop by and share a timely palindrome with you. Drum roll please...
Ftw, bacon murders Red Rum. "No cab? Wtf!"
The first part is a description of how we roll (bacon is slang for cop). The second part is a quote from Kelly when she woke up in the street and had to shamble home.
With love, --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 01:43, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Ah Giles, so NICE to see you. :) I do like your teamwork there. However, you got blood on my good killing gear and well, I'm afraid you shall have to pay for that. *giggles* BTW, bad form from Sid in quoting my details from the RG and then not reporting the bounty claim. Naughty, naughty...--Kelly U 05:45, 18 August 2009 (BST)

Oi!

Just wanted to ask if you would be interested to support my newly founded newbie-PKer group, The Malton Droogs. Or if you could send me some of your more useless members if you don't need them anymore. I don't ask no questions. Thanks and good hunting. --TheMastermind 15:47, 12 August 2009 (BST)

Sorry, I'm afraid all our more useless members are now in positions of management, as evidenced by the time it took to reply to your message. Good day to you! *tips hat* ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 05:56, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

HEY SEXY LADY!!!!

Dong, where is my automobile? ---- Ha cha cha cha cha —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Eric bessette (talk • contribs) 03:27, 8 February 2009.

Please sign your comments. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:09, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Remember Us??

This is Phish_Dude of The End. I believe we were allies againt the Dulston Alliance back in the day. After Dulston fell we haven't been around much but I've noticed a lot of your guys in Vinetown. We should coordinate actions against the few survivor groups.--Phish Dude 00:13, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

He's Mad I tell you!

Karloth Vois has gone utterly Mad! He's encouraging murderers to...murder...one another! To attack their murderous allies, and slow the wholesale slaughter of relatively innocent people! Someone ought to stop him! A SuperHero like...Uh...
Doesn't Malton have any superheros? ManZombiePig? SuperZed? RoboTrench? Pathetic Bill?--Peace Pipe 04:07, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Egad! Something must be done. Quick! We must alert Underdog! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:23, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Holy smokes! Is this true? Are you sure he didn't just forget to take his pills? He can be quite violent, and literally insane, when he forgets his pills. ----Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 01:54, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Why would you listen to me? I was defeated by a common household object today. Clealy senile. That said, how would Playing God like to engage in a tour of Malton's famous sights with us? --Karloth Vois ^RR 16:19, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Well, I've always said that old people ought to be thrown out of the Quarentine Zone. Not up to snuff - Natural Selection, Survival of the Fittest, all that. That being said, perhaps only a Miracle could restore your youth...

A tour? I'll have to find the others. Ever since our first forums collapsed, it's been damn difficult to get into contact with Messers. D'emic and Landon. I've resorted to tracking them down, Bounty Hunter style, in the city. Bastards don't even have cell phones. If we go sight-seeing, they'll probably forget to bring cameras as well...--Peace Pipe 16:28, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Custom Title

From UDWiki:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Prohibiting_Content_Outside_of_the_Normal_Page_Area:

"In the case of custom page titles, page titles that serve a constructive purpose, so long as the custom titles are clearly in good faith and do not violate other policies. Examples would be extremely long titles being shortened, or users choosing to display names different than their user names (disallowing impersonation, or titles significantly unrelated to their user names, unless the unrelated titles are established as being synonymous with said users)."

I doubt hiding the real location of a page could be thought of as a "constructive purpose", especially as the whole page is borderline impersonation. --Midianian|T|T:S|C:RCS| 17:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Hm? The title of the page is Red Rum/Martial Law, we merely truncated it to Martial Law. It looks nicer, don't you think? Besides, how might one impersonate another when said page is a subpage of one's group? That is, unless Karl has been hitting the sauce again... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 19:26, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I think it looks better intact; Red Rum goes pretty well with Martial Law :). And the impersonation? The same way I could impersonate you on my talk- or any subpage. The location doesn't matter. --Midianian|T|T:S|C:RCS| 08:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Pillsy

My name is Xolah, i'm from another game. I've been asked to get in contact with someone who is or was a possible member of your group. I'm looking for Pillsy of CDF. If you know of or can get in contact with this person, can you have him get in contact with me. He knows who I am and how to get ahold of me.-Xolah 04:52, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Clever

I was about to express my outrage that a fine upstanding group like DK13 have resorted to a thuggish and simple-minded policy such as "Martial Law". Then I noticed that there were many non-DK13 left in the area. Hmmm. Not very effective are you? 30 members+ should have wiped it clean by now.

Well, that is what I was going to say here, until I saw the giveaway web address: Red Rum/Martial Law at the top of the page.

Nice one Red Rum, I'm sure they'll see the funny side after half of UD label them idiots and PKers. But I guess you are wasting your own time as they have no sense of humour, right? --MrTea 13:39, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hm? Oh, are you referring to the mass butchery of unaffiliated survivors by DK13? I say, those Neanderthals are in need of a stern talking to. Let the tea brewing commence! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 21:42, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Wondering

Hay guys, I wanna talk about your page, not be redirected to a totally unrelated site. Wots the big idea? -- boxy ^{talk • i} 01:11 12 December 2007 (BST)

For the laughs. DK13 is too uptight, so we're helping 'em relax. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:18, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

The wiki is here to provide accurate information, first and foremost. I've no problem with groups spreading misinformation via the wiki, on their own pages, but to automatically redirect people wanting to talk about what you have said, to another group's talk page is taking things too far. Have your little joke... laugh at us having to warn and ban them for wiping your page, but keep it to your own page, please (that is only my opinion as a user, I'm not invoking any admin powers here. you are free to disagree and use the appropriate pages to try to force me to stop) -- boxy ^{talk • i} 01:36 12 December 2007 (BST)

Well, it'll spoil the illusion a little further, but I won't fight it. --Vandr 04:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Aight, but they'll get fewer answers here than they will on the DK13 talk page. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:51, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Are RedRum a death cultist group now?

So, is Red Rum a Death Cultist group, now? I need to know for my friendly contacts list. -- Mordac the Refuser 22:00, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Moved from Caiger Mall's page --^RRAshley Valentine 22:19, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

The Official Line:

No. We're still PKers. We'll never eat harmanz* or even work together as zombies. Shooting the folks is simply too much fun.

The thin red line:

We've recently worked with zombies to ruin Fort Perryn, Latrobe and Caiger Mall, and even ruined buildings across Malton as zombies ourselves. Working with our zambah brethren has proved frighteningly destructive and we've always liked testing out new ways of causing chaos, but it's not our main route. We don't refuse to work with zombies out of principle, but more often than not we'll be shooting things on our own/ with other PKers.

Dead Rummers tend to eat harmanz. It's quite difficult not to, really- but Red Rum's members only count as Rummers whilst alive. --Karloth Vois ^RR 23:50, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

* ^{though Bounty Hunters do go well with carrot cake. Num.}

Player Killer's Pub Crawl

I hope you will all join us! SEE: Player Killer's Pub Crawl - Please help spread the word!!--Sarah Silverman 16:08, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Most tempting- I suspect you'll likely see Rummers in several of your pub stops. 'fraid we're a bit busy at the moment, but we'll perchaps turn up en-masse at one stage or another. --Karloth Vois ^RR 14:13, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Aug 15th: Forums

Temporarily out for tonight. The IRC is still open at irc.nexuswar.com/#redrum, however. --Karloth Vois ^RR 23:28, 15 August 2007 (BST)

All running nice and smoothly once more. --Karloth Vois ^RR 00:42, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Malton Murder Awards Nominees

	Malton Murder Award Nominee
	This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Best Newcomer: Killy McBoomstick

Best Newcomer: Shadowean

Best Single Attack/ Kill: Cantaloupe

Best Single Attack/ kill: Jennifer Thrush

Best Single Attack/ kill: Inept

Best Single Attack/ kill: c138

Best Single Group Attack: Red Rum v Giddings

Best Single Group Attack: Red Rum v the Third Waye

Services to PKing: Inept

Services to PKing: Karloth Vois

Best Group: Red Rum

Most Notorious Group: Red Rum

Most Notorious Individual: Sirens

Good luck! (I know who I'm rooting for...)--Karloth Vois ^RR 23:37, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

Wow

Sirens, you've really outdone yourself with the page this time!--An Ambitious, Power Crazed Maniac

Thanks, but I can't take full credit. Hagnat's page was the first with the basic layout that I know of, and the banner was made by ainfean. --Sirens^{T RR} 11:25, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Still, though, fantastic job. How much time did it take to put it all together? (And is that time counting the time it took to make the banner or the time it took to compile the page itself?) Just curious. ~^{u t STARS}

CLAIM RESPONSABILITY

Can you guys claim responsability for your operations in the boundwood area? The Black bloc is being framed by our local opponents for the pking not only commited by my operative against the crabapple estate, but for Pkings commited by you folks against our allies in the IUSS, the crabapple scum and other innocents. Claiming responsability would be a great help in diffusing the crabapples campaign of slander against me by using your unclaimed pkings as "proof" of me zerging. It is irritating, so kill my character in the game, I don't care, but please take fame for your actions so i don't get blamed instead, they are CRAPapples and they just do not know when to stop. shut them up for me by saying we don't have any involvement in the game. In exchange, I will let you kill my charater, legit?--Lorosidiotas 23:22, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about. We're hanging around Caiger Mall right now in preparation for....oops, said to much! (As if everyone doesn't know by now :P) --Sirens^{T RR} 00:29, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I do believe he just allowed open season on his character. Afraid the first part doesn't make sense, but I'm coming to find you! --Karloth Vois ^RR 01:19, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Ahh, open season on my character once we get to the bottom of this, then we can arrang a hunt! If you look at the west boundwood page, you will see a bunch of BS being carried out, and the local political situation will become evident. Someone called Born Evil is going around killing people and I believed Born Evil was a member of your group, since they had Red and Rum in their description. I was hoping born Evil was at least, because we have proof that that person killed people in the suburb who are my enimies, my friends, and neutral folks. I'm being blamed for that, and being called a zerger. I would appreciate any help you can give to make Born Evil (who i believed was one of yours) reclaim his rightful FAME, as I would rather not have people believe I am a zerger. So if Born Evil is one of your's, please have that pker claim fame. If born evil is not Red RUm I'm sorry, but i would hope you Red Rum people claim fame and tell the truth about how Black Bloc do not have any sway over your members, as is being insinuated by the Crabapple propaganda machine. the suspect: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=586632--Lorosidiotas 01:37, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I detest people who can't properly indent. It clutters things up. Born Evil? I suppose I could check my member roster, but if I don't post again, it's completely possible that I didn't find him and got tired of the whole thing. --Sirens^{T RR} 01:41, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm also afraid that open season has already been declared on your character, like the rest of Malton- though you may take solace in the fact it's unlikely that anyone will specifically hunt you down (providing theres no further unnecessary aggravation, it wouldn't do to draw attention). --Karloth Vois ^RR 01:46, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

ah! good luck finding me, I will proceed on your forum--Lorosidiotas 01:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Heh, just something wierd I noticed in your history: I created your userpage! Most odd.--Karloth Vois ^RR 01:52, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

That is most interesting--Virus002 02:01, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Methinks I'm spamming my own group's page with an alt. My poor head! --Karloth Vois ^RR 02:06, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Red Rum? Is that that some sort of beverage?--Born Evil^RR 21:37 hrs, 2007 Jan 24 GMT-7

Apparently it's some kind of PKer group, although I've personally never heard of them -- E-Dogg 07:14, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

*PING!!* I think we have our next target. After all...must spread the good word. Wuahahahaha.... --Sirens^{T RR} 11:27, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Uhh . . . Sirens . . . it's me, Zugbar. By the way, a user can't have two user pages (one for each character) right? -- E-Dogg 22:01, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

You can have a page for each character you play, as long as they link to your main page. Such as: User:E-Dogg/Zugbar. At least, I think... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:34, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I know, but still...

Awwww....Don't ruin my fun! --Sirens^{T RR} 01:09, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Blood Brothers

Dearest Red Rum, My devoted killers- The Hellfighters could be at your disposal if you agree to an alliance. Please contact me- --Gehennanow 01:19, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

*wonders absently if anyone ever followed up on this* --Sirens^{T RR} 00:36, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

My partners in violence, do u have a radio frequency? --Gehennanow 16:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Nizzope --Sirens^{T RR} 07:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

We do have forums, however. --Karloth Vois ^RR 21:29, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

ummm, hi? :D. --Lockand1oad ^RR,. 7:27am, 8 March 2--7 [PDT]

Allies, the Hellfighters have evolved into the group- the Sons of Liberty. We are now a split group from the Malton Mob but that doesn't change our relationship. We still honor our alliance and ask what we can do to help at the moment? --Gehennanow 03:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

	Sons of Liberty
	This user/group is an affiliate of the Sons of Liberty

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	Red Rum has been nominated to win the Best PK Group Award.

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Were sorry :{ --Texasxdoom 03:40, 28 May 2007 (BST) The royal guard.

An Evil Plan

This nefarious scheme aims to imprison trenchcoaters in Fort Creedy, in order to 're-educate' them. Lots of killing involved. Interested? -- Bob Fortune 14:59, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Friendly Warning

A little birdie told me that the leader of the Hell Fire club and a small group of others are going to go to war with you. I suggest you prepare yourself. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sazahn (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

*wheezes in laughter*

Somehow I think they already know. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 05:04, 8 October 2007 (BST)

Harh. Add them to our growing crowd of innefectual followers. I love it! --Karloth Vois ^RR 12:51, 8 October 2007 (BST)

miscommunication

wasn't threatening, my bad. I was just saying that there is someone getting ready to go to war with you, but i already found out that the battle already started a couple weeks back... So it's old news. Sorry for that. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sazahn (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Diplomacy - Ft. Perryn

I know you requested that diplomacy posts not go here, but I don't want to go through the hassle of registering on your forum. If you made the diplomacy forum open to non-registered users, I'd be happy to post there instead.

Greetings from the Cannonball Crew. Since Fort Perryn was retaken, we have taken it upon ourselves to provide a permanent garrison. We are now asking all PKer and zerger groups to leave the fort. We are not declaring war; if we see you elsewhere in Malton, we will not attack. We're just trying to protect our fort. You have two days to leave peacefully, or we will attempt to remove you by force. If you need more time, I am open to negotiation.--Koppie 22:24, 9 October 2007 (BST)

I'm afraid that we are not open to negotiation, particularly with terrorists such as yourself. --Karloth Vois ^RR 11:27, 10 October 2007 (BST)

Come now, let's not resort to name calling. I look forward to meeting you on the field of honor.--Koppie 18:30, 10 October 2007 (BST)

'twould appear the irony of a PKer calling a survivor a terrorist was perhaps lost here. Alas! Red Rum do what amuses us- right now, that's killing the fort trenchies. We'll move on when we're good and ready- threatening us only gives valuable mocking material. --Karloth Vois ^RR 02:37, 11 October 2007 (BST)

Join!

Can I join? Note, I am a PKer, and I have an entire user dedicated to my evil ways- User:BoboKilledMe <- See? --BoboTalkClown 03:00, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Please go here. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:09, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Project Mudfall

What do you know about project Mudfall?

Current News

Your Current News is filled with malicious, wicked lies. They smell of syrup and are soggy. Please remove these smelly lies. Scholars are bothered by the smell of maple syrup, and cannot work with its tempting fragrance in their nostrils. Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 04:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Give in to your temptations, and we will be generous with our alluring bounty. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 05:48, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

You know things are bad when even crappy PK groups cry about 'game imbalance'. Welcome to a zombie movie. When Hell is full so shall the dead walk amongst the living. By the way I wouldn't reconstruct 'Rhodenbank and Pescodside' if I were you. Just give up already, you guys are useless to survivors AND zombies. Stick to Halo or whatever game dimwits play these days.--ScoobyDooDoobie 04:24, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey scooby I've got an extra 5 bucks isn't there some other forum you'd rather spend your time in? Seriously if you learned how to read without mommy I'd even buy you a FARK membership.--Kristi of the Dead 09:17, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

You seem oddly fixated on the fact that Somethingawful requires '10' dollars to join. Maybe taking up another part-time job might help alleviate your financial troubles. Or better yet just keep on sidestepping the issue that your group has failed at whatever pathetic tasks it's set to accomplish. Certainly 'mommy' would agree. Remember there's always Solitaire. Anyway toodles!--ScoobyDooDoobie 20:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Clearly you set the issues when you post. You can't make a post without the issue being your slack jawed drooling style. Seriously you could be talking about saving burning babies and the real issue would always be the fact that you're a douche. I didn't want to actually spend 10 dollars on ya since I thought most of what's wrong with you could be fixed with 5.--Kristi of the Dead 03:13, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Is this the part where you retort my argument or are you going to just babble unnecessary gibberish? It doesn't change anything. Red Rum is still a bunch of scared children. I keep my argument simple for you but feel free to write more about burning babies or whatever bullshit is stewing in your cauldron of stupid. Remember to cut down the street not across it.--ScoobyDooDoobie 05:00, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

nope this is the part where I hold up a biscuit and you sit pretty so you can get it. A statement isn't an arguement. You made a statement without anything back it up. This is why I say you set the agenda for any discussion by your lovely ability to be a douche. Don't want to talk about you being a douche? Then don't be one.--Kristi of the Dead 06:29, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

I love that: Red Rum is a bunch of scared children. Especially after one of your members was bitching about eugenie de franval - she's a Rummer, by the way - killing that person's two survivor alts. By the way, I agree. Nobody is more frightened by The Dead than Red Rum. I expect hundreds of thousands of Rummers to flee the cowering ranks of Red Rum, and join other more...sophisticated groups. Which have Reason and Logic to avoid the weakness of fear. Also, I could be wrong, but Kristi isn't exactly a Rummer. Unless...it's true what they say about Red Rum being a DEM Pancake Satellite from the Star Wars Universe? Also, as a side note. I love Something Awful. I really do. I don't understand people who don't. But paying for an internet forum? I mean, sure, I could. But, damn man, it's the internet. Why pay for it? Don't get me wrong - I do understand the benefits. I just don't understand the willingness. --DT^PK 05:43, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

I never seen a Stream of Conscious in typed form in such a basic manner. I also don't understand why you have a deathgrip on the fact that I paid 10 dollars once for an internet forum. Stop and think before you answer your own questions. Anyway back to being a dick mode.--ScoobyDooDoobie 05:53, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Aww. I'm touched. It looks like you responded to my message immediately after I posted it. That's so sweet. Sorry for the late response. I don't really care about the paying for a forum, by the way, I was just adding my own thoughts to Kristi's comments about it. I'll be counting the seconds until your next reply, oh sweet Scooby! --DT^PK 15:58, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Get off this page, you varmits! --Karloth Vois ^RR 21:46, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Your Current News is filled with malicious, wicked lies. They smell of syrup and are soggy. Please remove these smelly lies. Scholars are bothered by the smell of maple syrup, and cannot work with its tempting fragrance in their nostrils. Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 04:59, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I called it from the beginning. Never send a Rummer to do a Philosophe's job! Ever. Regarding anything. Especially if it requires an education, common sense, or dignity. That is all. And remember, Praise Knowledge! --DT^PK 03:37, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Well shoot, we even tricked The Dead? That wasn't part of the plan. Turkmenbashi 06:16, 13 April 2008 (BST)

It's not that hard to trick Scooby. We basically keep him around to make the pubbies think we're all complete morons. Keeps them off their guard. --Mungbean 02:29, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Oh and you guys stole our thunder. We had to dump our April Fools Day strike and go in half-assed a week ahead of schedule because you turned up sooner than expected. Turkmenbashi 04:36, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Most of the credit for that goes to Big Bash 2. We didn't have a horde in the area, just a bunch of members who couldn't resist the buffet. And we did you a favor! A bunch of wounded survivors who'll stay down for a while when you shoot them? Sign me up. --Mighty Agrippa 12:19, 25 April 2008 (BST)

goddammit, karlos! where are the biscuits? you'll pay, you fiend!----Eugenie.de.franval um time/date stamp? i can't be arsed.

As I'm now retired, I can happily reveal they were hoarded for my retirement. Hot-damn! --Karloth Vois TALK ^RR 01:38, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Bounty Hunter Reporting

The Streltsy, who I'm speaking on the behalf of, are working on starting a list of Malton's bounty hunters and we were wondering if your group would be kind enough to help us out with it by contacting us with the profiles of any bounty hunters that you know about or catch in the act of murder. Thanks. --Moctezuma 03:48, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Fort Creedy and its armoury

Very, very sexy -- Necrodeus 01:31, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Thanks for helping kill some of the survivors in the fort, if I see any pkers in this group I will not kill them since they are helping and just here for the show but could you do us a small favor? The gatehouse is back up and caded and that is blocking more zombies wanting in for the party the chance to join so could you help kill some of the people in the gatehouse and we'll ruin it along with the armoury. Thanks for the help again and enjoy your music party.--Major John Striker, The Commanding Zombie Officer of Fort Creedy 01:55, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Just so you know, I WILL be killing any and all of you I see, because you wouldn't want it any other way. And if I log in and see I haven't been headshot by some Red Rummer willing to break their long standing bias against zombie killing, I'll be very disappointed -- Necrodeus 02:06, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Wha? We love zombies! Killing them, reviving them, it's a blast! But there's only so much ammo to go around... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 19:50, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Haha, after all, I'm a player too...aren't I? I'll enjoy tasting some delicious rummy flesh soon I hope :D Necrodeus 11:52, 9 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Lockettside but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:56, 18 July 2008 (BST)

Fix'd again. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 20:11, 19 July 2008 (BST)

Recruitment Ad

	Recruitment
	Your ad has been removed from the Recruitment page because of rules violation, specifically image is too large. There is a guide here. Please re-add it if you are still active and recruiting.

I'm sorry, but the image (header) in your recruitment ad is just a bit too large. I believe if you set the width to 550px instead of the 600px it is now, it will solve the problem. Currently, it is 600px by 150px which calculates to 90,000 pixels. The limit is 76,000 pixels. If you reduce the width to 550px, then the image is only 550px by 137px or 75,350 pixels. In any event, please rework your ad before you repost it. Thanks! --Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 17:56, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Fixed. Cheers. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:39, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Looks good! (Love that bloody hand print! *grins*)--Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 13:46, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Your recruitment ad is using wiki magic words so that the timestamp doesn't need to be updated at all. After some discussion, most people want the ad pulled outright, but I'm contacting you to ask that you change it with a week instead, so that it uses traditional timestamps. You'll need to update it every two months, just as everybody else does, but at least it won't get pulled. Thanks! —Aichon— 03:35, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Bollocks! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 08:44, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:55, 30 September 2009 (BST)

CORAM

Welcome to Coram! We look forward to whatever kindness and love you have in mind! M***********s!!! --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 19:55, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for showing us some hospitality. Worry not. I'm not going to shoot anyone in Coram and I doubt Mis will either. It's all Mai Tais and Yahtzee in there at the moment. We found the secret Rum stash. :) --Kelly_U ^{RR talk} 12:23, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank you, I think. Your string of asterisks is somewhat disconcerting. Perhaps we need to hire a string section. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 05:45, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

MMA 2009

--Sattano 21:39, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

Thank-you

I just wanted to thank everyone for all your hard work in organizing these awards. Bravo to everyone involved!!--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 06:58, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Mucho welcome-o, Pants. Thanks! 07:09, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

MAP!!!!11

Where's the map? Please tell me!!! I miss the map. x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 00:19, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

I'm afraid someone appears to have eaten it. (It might have been Sirens… or Karl?) In the meantime, perhaps this one or that one will serve to tide you over until you can get your fix? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 15:28, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Rev, but those two really are no substitute! Come on, I know you Rummers are hiding the good shit somewhere! Whoever has guzzled it, please regurgitate it. x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 15:37, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

Heh, I was wondering about the map too. City name links to your old map page in both of the UD add-ons that I use. Thanks for the substitute links. --Groovymarlin 12:58, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Afraid I've not been able to figure out how to fix it and am damn busy! Will work on it when I get the time :( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 14:47, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

Elections

Popsicle Pete demands, er, requests an interview with your newspaper regarding his current bid for mayor.- KurtCocaine 01:17, 17 June 2010 (BST)

We have a newspaper? That's news to me! --Visible One 02:13, 17 June 2010 (BST)

You mean to say that the Daily Ruminations is not affiliated with you?-KurtCocaine 04:23, 17 June 2010 (BST)