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1. Donkey --An Example Judge 18:43, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Donkey - As above. Donkey is a fantastic demonstration of voting format.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:09, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Pancakes - They are by far the best fictional example. Goribus 00:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Inept

1. thad do i really have to explain?--User:Sexualharrison18:54, 24 June 2011 (bst)

   Seconded. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)

2. matt - why did we promote him in the first place ? --hagnat 22:50, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. thad - As Harrison and DevilAsh, also Thad needs to be given a dictionary at some point. -- Goribus 03:59, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Thad, no ifs, ands or buts allowed. -- Spiderzed█ 21:36, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. conn. oh cmon guys. Thad is not inept and if he is he has nothing on conndraka. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:27, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Conndraka. It's a sad day when the wiki stops making Conndraka jokes and starts making Thad jokes instead. :( --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Overzealous Wiki Janitor

1. Swiers - kept himself away from the drama, and did only janitor work --hagnat 22:51, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. thad - 'YOU WILL OBEY MY VERSIONS OF THE RULES, OR ELSE!' --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Rooster - so hard at work that he eventually outsourced everything to bots. Now that is hardcore. -- Spiderzed█ 21:41, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. User:Rooster managed a shitting bulk of confusing and intricate categorisation edits that he couldn't even extensively use bots for if I remember correctly. RHO gets special mention but it's no secret of my hardon for Rooster. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:31, 27 June 2011 (BST)

The Grim Award for Excellence and Pure Concentrated Evil

1. there can only be one --User:Sexualharrison18:49, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. Kevan - this guy is pure evil --hagnat 22:52, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. Conndraka -- Spiderzed█ 21:38, 26 June 2011 (BST)

The Anger Award

1. Cyberbob240 --hagnat 22:53, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad to the goons "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"--User:Sexualharrison00:36, 25 June 2011 (bst)

   Seconded -- 'YOU CAN NOT HAVE FUN ON THE WIKI STOP BEING STUPID IN ARBITRATION OMG YOU ARE A DICK' --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)

3. Thad - For well, do I even really need to cite an example? I'm sure you could just randomly click on something in his contributions and find justification for this vote. - Goribus 03:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR. While Thad has more truly outstanding instances of RAGE RAEG RAG, DDR wins by consistency. -- Spiderzed█ 20:40, 26 June 2011 (BST)

The Invasion of Privacy Award

1. Yon Dis award was tailor made for him --User:Sexualharrison23:05, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. Yon -- Spiderzed█ 12:33, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Yon - Without a doubt. I can't even think of anyone else that I could nominate for it. -- Goribus 03:54, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. J3D - lost his sysop powers because of checkuser abuse --hagnat 04:08, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. Yon --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:40, 26 June 2011 (BST)
6. SA used to checkuser users he didn't like, like Iscariot, to see where they lived, always creeped me out. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:32, 27 June 2011 (BST)
7. Yonnua Koponen - No offense, Yon, but there's no doubt on this one. —Aichon— 03:11, 27 June 2011 (BST)

The Bureaucrazy Award (most UDWiki: contribs)

1. myself - half this shit has my finger somewhere --hagnat 22:55, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. thad - See above reasons. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Link. Not sure on the number of contribs, but he sure had impact on A/PD alone. -- Spiderzed█ 21:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. User:Conndraka literally 90% of his edits were in A/M, A/VB and a couple of other admin pages. For the amazing density in his admin edits over his pitiful amount of other edits I'm voting this bastard. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:34, 27 June 2011 (BST)

The Meh Award (least UDWiki: contribs)

1. Jedaz - meh --hagnat 22:56, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. rooster - that guy was a loose cannon -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:34, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid Sys-Op Mistake

1. STER' promoting zing without community vote --hagnat 22:57, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Odd starter did... you pot fiend -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:36, 27 June 2011 (BST)

2. Darth Sensitive deleting A/VB rather than the actual vandalism. Simple undeletion didn't work either. -- Spiderzed█ 21:16, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. DDR for promoting Thad. No seriously I'm kidding, I vote for ^ Darth Sensitive. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:37, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR for promoting Thad. No seriously. -- Goribus 02:44, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Nubis, for the one DDR cited in the next section. I can't think of any single mistake that has caused more headaches for the sysop team. —Aichon— 03:12, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid A/VB Ruling

1. Grim for banning Izumi Orimoto, which created a nuisance for this wiki for a few months --hagnat 23:05, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Spiderzed banning Chief Seagull on A/VB/B by mistaking him for the spambot rather than the reporter. What a massive tard. --TotallyNotSpiderzed 20:33, 26 June 2011 (BST)~
3. DDR banning Sexualharrison on A/VB/B by mistaking him for the spambot rather than the reporter. What a massive shithead.--User:Sexualharrison20:56, 26 June 2011 (bst)
4. Revenant for banning AinSynagoga despite being told not to by Karek.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:08, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. Nubis for banning Iscariot for 1 week when it should have been 1 day, then calling for a permaban vote even though the guidelines don't permit it. whaaaaaaaaat? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:41, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid A/M Ruling

1. Grim's Coup Miscundct ruling, which decreased his self-imposed perma to a simple six months ban --hagnat 23:00, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad for being the sole op who votes against banning Spiderzed despite clear-cut misconduct. If I was in charge here, that SZ cunt would have been permabanned forevar!!! --TotallyNotSpiderzed 21:02, 26 June 2011 (BST)

Most Hilarious Reaction To Iscariot Drama

1. whoever said 'thank you for your input' for the first time --hagnat 23:20, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Nubis! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:21, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Nubis (or whoever was running Nubis account) it is! --hagnat 23:36, 24 June 2011 (BST)

Best Drunken sysoping Award

1. SA for deleting all admin pages. Obvious misconduct. Not sure if he was drunken at that time, but being so might have helped. -- Spiderzed█ 21:19, 26 June 2011 (BST)
2. Misanthropy for being drunk a good portion of the time (he's Irish) and still managing to do his job properly. -- Goribus 00:58, 27 June 2011 (BST)
3. User:Krazy Monkey As someone who tends to do this a lot I don't consider it something that was ever really... worthy of note so I guess I'll just vote for the guy who brought it into prominence first. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. DanceDanceRevolution - But only barely over SA. SA did it with style, but DDR does it with righteous fury. And he does it a lot. That counts for something. —Aichon— 03:13, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Best Burn

1. myself for perma Jjaxi clean and shaved --hagnat 23:35, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Ross serving Cornhole's January 29 ban avoidance spree: "As for free speech, removing other users views and replacing them with your own is a farily good example of people not really understanding what they are talking about." Dry, concise, to the point. -- Spiderzed█ 21:13, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. This Burn by Cyberbob has always been my favourite.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:04, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Holy balls there are so many from my quote pile to select from. Ones that made me laugh include is grim aus, bob vs jerrel, sonny (was about a sysop not as a sysop though), and sa's burn on the sysop team -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:52, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I would vote for this (cyberbob pwning jerrel) but I don't think Bob was an op at the time. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:33, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   then by that logic the only one of your suggestions that was by a sysop was boxy vs grim. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:48, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Shortest Term

1. Katthew - while Amazing' term lasted just a day or so, he wasnt legitimately promoted by the community or Kevan. So Katthe gets this prize --hagnat 23:08, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Amazing. Legitimately or not, he was indeed an op. -- Spiderzed█ 12:34, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Katthew - She has the shortest official term and she apparently got a ban with getting kicked off the team. Which outdoes Amazing's unoffical term as his being removed from something he shouldn't have been promoted to in the first place hardly matches her raw deal. - Goribus 03:35, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Kath --User:Sexualharrison18:06, 26 June 2011 (bst)
5. Amazing --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:16, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Longest Term

1. Pretty sure that Boxy's got this in the bag if you go for longest continuous term (ignoring the brief demotion of everybody during Grim's coup). -- Cheese 16:05, 26 June 2011 (BST)
2. Boxy, as below.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:14, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Kevan - Yeah him. He's officially been a Sysop the longest, and has been so for longer than Boxy. -- Goribus 01:01, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. box - when we get burned out we just chuck tantrums and leave. Box just stays, pretty cool -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:54, 27 June 2011 (BST)

The Cat Award

(Longest Term As Bureaucrat)

1. squary - nuff said --hagnat 23:08, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. The box as above --User:Sexualharrison01:01, 25 June 2011 (bst)

   COMBO BREAKER! -- Spiderzed█ 21:45, 26 June 2011 (BST) when was he a crat?--User:Sexualharrison00:32, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   Thatsthejoke.jpg -- Spiderzed█ 06:19, 27 June 2011 (BST)

3. Boxy. And he'll be bringing back the eternal crat term in this coming election!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:13, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Kevan -- See above. -- Goribus 01:02, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Passive

1. Urbandead - yup--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 23:21, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Red Hawk Janitorial type, with low commetning on drama--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. User:Daranz. Just check his contribs and his first and last RE. By comparison, RHO is a vervet monkey on crack. -- Spiderzed█ 13:51, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Red, hands down. The amount of opinions he suppresses to remain an impartial janitor is insane.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:12, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. User:The Rooster. Gnomes like RHO and Link didn't comment on drama but have in the past when pressed. Rooster never did. No, we would beg the cunt and he would never ever fucking rule. And it made him so happy goddamn it -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:55, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Shallow/Superficial

1. oh hands down its thad. how are all those ruling on VB going?--User:Sexualharrison18:30, 26 June 2011 (bst)
2. Thad -- Spiderzed█ 21:34, 26 June 2011 (BST)

Biggest Wikicat

Note: This award is about about cat (wiki fauna), not about cat (bureaucrat).

1. DDR --hagnat 23:09, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad. Has only done what he needed to become op, and even that half-heartedly when I think of the bids chronology table. -- Spiderzed█ 19:30, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Cunt--User:Sexualharrison20:04, 26 June 2011 (bst)
4. Yon. I don't know if Thad would really count because to be a wikicat you have to do a lot of work then nothing afterwards, and Thad sort of went up to the stand and went "this is the little amount of work I do and I'm gonna do just that regardless." Yon's bids certainly remind me more of wikicat behaviour, not to say he hasn't done well afterwards, but having been the crat in both promotion instances I'd vote yon over thad. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:36, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   defo.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:17, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Biggest Grudge

1. thad vs. everyone but yon and DDR--User:Sexualharrison20:59, 26 June 2011 (bst)
2. DDR vs Karek -- Spiderzed█ 21:27, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Myself and Misanthropy, obviously.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:11, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Feel a bit gay but I'm gonna turn it around and say The Team v Thad -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:57, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   feel? don't you mean is?--User:Sexualharrison11:50, 27 June 2011 (bst)

Most Ignorant

1. Karlsbad - nothing personal, i kind of like him... --hagnat 23:13, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. it's a tie between thad and thad!!--User:Sexualharrison18:31, 26 June 2011 (bst)
3. Yon. At least he has now grown more knowledgeable about checkuser. -- Spiderzed█ 21:33, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Again gonna have to go with Conndraka -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 07:31, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Persuasive

1. hammero and zar. These guys could sell ice to an eskimo --hagnat 23:10, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Ross. With his diplomatic ability from A/A, he could talk the way in for 12 heavily-armed North Koreans into a state meeting of the Republican Party of Texas. -- Spiderzed█ 20:38, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   Lies. His failure to use the traditional greeting of "Howdy", not to mention his British accent, would get him shot after a mere moment. —Aichon— 03:14, 27 June 2011 (BST)

3. Bob. Seriously -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:59, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Best Text-Wall

1. DDR--User:Sexualharrison23:14, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. DDR - I can't count how many of his posts I've said "Fuck this, I'm skimming it until he says something important." to. -- Goribus 03:57, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Rev. He gets really excessive with the quote template at times. -- Spiderzed█ 21:28, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Aichon - I thought my Iscariot vandal data write up was pretty good. >_> And I've had plenty of others. Besides, it's about the best one, not the most brain-numbing one. —Aichon— 03:15, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. User:Grim s. Really, I'm not fucking kidding when i say this really would have to be hands down. This is the creme fo the crop but look down any one of his misconduct archives (07, 08)and you see these fucking mountains left right and center. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:43, 27 June 2011 (BST)

Most Flame Retarded

1. Conndraka - lost himself while fighting the goons --hagnat 23:15, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Yon see A/D --User:Sexualharrison01:03, 25 June 2011 (bst)
3. thad - See just about anything. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR -- You'll see him pop up on just about any vote in which the side he's against is winning to scream about MEAT PUPPETS!!!11!11!!shift+1. -- Goribus 01:06, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Actually, I'm the one who complains about "meatpuppets". DDR rarely does.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:12, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I've given you enough votes for my general dislike of you. Stop being greedy. DDR deserves at least one award. -- Goribus 02:46, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I was gonna argue but that's fair enough. ya fucking meat puppet -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:58, 27 June 2011 (BST)

The "I didn't even know he/she was Sysop?" Award

(for all the little sysops that avoid drama and just keep this dump running - needs a better name)

1. Novelty - i dont remember seeing him in any UDWiki: pages --hagnat 23:16, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Suicidalangel - Because he never once mentioned it and I never even knew he was a Sysop. -- Goribus 03:41, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. RHO. I only recall him for irregular gnoming rushes. -- Spiderzed█ 20:58, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Mobe. First in a line of many Dulston Alliance sysops.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:10, 26 June 2011 (BST)

The "If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You." Award

(most unsuccessful/withdrawn/unaccepted bids before an actual promotion)

1. Thad. Jerrel and WOOT could have become contenders, but never succeeded. -- Spiderzed█ 23:16, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. TheRetardedOne - seriously, how did HE got promoted ? --hagnat 23:17, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. Glutton for Punishment--User:Sexualharrison18:12, 26 June 2011 (bst)

The "This Guy Again" Award

(most total bids. Current two-way tie between Cheese and Cyberbob)

1. bob --User:Sexualharrison18:29, 26 June 2011 (bst)
2. Cheese. He is still active and so has the better chance to get ahead by the decisive bid. -- Spiderzed█ 20:36, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   yeh but i hate bob--User:Sexualharrison20:58, 26 June 2011 (bst)

3. Cheese, if you count Re-evaluations as well. :p --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:05, 26 June 2011 (BST)

Nominees

in alphabetical order

• User:A Helpful Little Gnome
• User:Aichon
• User:Axe Hack
• User:BobHammero
• User:Boxy
• User:Brizth
• User:Conndraka
• User:Cyberbob240
• User:DanceDanceRevolution
• User:Daranz
• User:Darth Sensitive
• User:Dux Ducis
• User:Gage
• User:Grim s
• User:Hagnat
• User:J3D
• User:Jedaz
• User:Karek
• User:Karlsbad
• User:Katthew
• User:Kevan
• User:Krazy Monkey
• User:LeakyBocks
• User:LibrarianBrent
• User:Linkthewindow
• User:Matthewfarenheit
• User:Max Grivas
• User:Misanthropy
• User:MisterGame
• User:Mobius187
• User:Morlock
• User:Novelty
• User:Nubis
• User:Odd Starter
• User:Red Hawk One
• User:Revenant
• User:Rosslessness
• User:SA-TA-EK-Rumisiel
• User:Seventythree
• User:Spiro
• User:Spiderzed
• User:Suicidalangel
• User:Swiers
• User:Thari
• User:The General
• User:The Rooster
• User:Urbandead
• User:Vantar
• User:Vapor
• User:Vista
• User:Xoid
• User:Yonnua Koponen
• User:Zaruthustra
• User:Zombie slay3r