User:DirtMan
About Me
My Name's Mike. I've been The DirtMan since late 1987. I was working as an Archaeology Teacher in an afterschool program. I taught grades K-6. Some of the kids were too small to be able to handle the big buckets of dirt. They'd call for the Dirt Man, to help them out. That was me.
After a while the name stuck, and I've been The DirtMan, ever since.
It was only natural that I named my 1st UD character DirtMan, and that I named my UDWiki presence the same.
All of my alt's are paid for!
IMHO...If you play...You should pay!
Characters
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Roleplaying Notice |
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DirtMan
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The DirtMan joined the Zombie Forces fighting in Malton on 2005-10-10. He is a dedicated to the Zombie cause and a member of Feral Undead. BANGARANG! He was previously a longtime member of the Undying Scourge before that group disbanded and becam a Malton legend. He participated in Dia_de_los_Muertos and On_Strike with that group. He is also quite fond of Gah Zabbang. His personal motto is Harmanz, ambraz arh Zgaarm! (Humans, embrace our Storm!)
Zombie appearance
A 20something, Mohawked Punk-Rock kid wearing jeans, boots, a black leather jacket and a huge chest wound in his Dead Kennedy's t-shirt.
Survivor appearance
Kind of the same, just less, well, dead!
History
DM was at a Punk Club in east Malton when the outbreak took full swing. Zombies had broken through the doors and were attacking everyone in sight. He and a few others managed to get out through the back of the building. As they were escaping through the narrow alleyways they encountered a small group of armed militia, and a larger group of Zeds. The militia fired upon the advancing zombies even though DM and his group were in the way. DM took a blast to the chest. As he lay dying a medic stopped to grab him, but was told to Leave the scum to rot with the rest. He must still remember this event, as he attacks the Military even more fiercely than he does civilians. He claims Whittenside as his home now.
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! |
| This user knows exactly what to do with a banana. |
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Scorched Earth |
| This user supports the Scorched Earth Policy. |
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Cow Tipper |
| This user is a Cow Tipper. |
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Salt The Land |
| This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible. |
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Fort Perryn Fort is firmly in zombie hands along with the suburb. A fitting tomb to drift into history in a few days after many battles over the decades. Major Striker (talk) 10:15, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
| This user and/or group has contributed to the UrbanDead Beer Fund . |
Timo Ducca
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Profile
Timo is a dedicated Military character. He was created on 2008-04-02 and belongs to the group Ständige Vertretung. He is also a part-time Malton Telephone employee.
Survivor appearance
In his early 20s, Timo looks more like a Skater/Boy Scout wearing dirty cammo's and carrying his Jugendgruppe Rucksack. But the look in his eyes will tell you differently.
Zombie appearance
He's so terrified of Zombies, he'd probably toss himself out a window rather than get bit.
History
The Story of a Youth Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was... (Maerchen von einem, der auszog, das Fuerchten zu lernen...)
Timo and his brother Josef had been helping to train new members of the Malton Jugendclub in a secure area of Old Arkham when a huge horde of zombies broke out through the woods and began to attack the camp. It all happened so fast that not many of the boys had time to react and get away. Josef fell, and was bitten on the arm. Timo pulled out his pistol and fired off a few rounds into the things till they both could scramble away. They ran till they found a small farmbuilding, and tried to bed down for the night.
By the next morning Josef's infection had spread quickly. We've got to get to Tapton and StäV, the medics there can help you. I can't Timo, I can't make it. Don't let me die like this Timo, you know what you have to do. No, I can't...you can't die Josef, you're all I have! Do it, you know you have to!
Timo could barely see through the tears in his eyes as he aimed the gun...
Sometimes when he's aiming up and judging a shot, you can hear him whisper...Josef!
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Ständige Vertretung |
| This user is a Member/Supporter of StäV |
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Private |
| This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie. |
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Malton Citizens Broadcast |
| This user or group follows the Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol |
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Malton Telephone |
| This user is a MalTel Employee. |
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Fertilize the Land Policy |
| This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! |
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Rat Tactics |
| Survive. Revive. Thrive. |
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Pole Mall 26.00 MHz: The mall is barricaded with no zombies outside the structure. Sirbradock (talk) 13:30, 29 August 2024 (UTC)
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Tapton Barricade Plan
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
| This user and/or group has contributed to the UrbanDead Beer Fund . |
A Pantomime Horse
Profile
Pantomime Horse is a dedicated Civilian character. She was created on 2008-04-14 and belongs to 10 Minutes From Hell.
Survivor appearance
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a costume, than a real person.
Zombie appearance
In her early 20s, Pantomime looks more like a person wearing a bloody costume, than a real person. She does have a post-it note stuck on her ass that says; "Please Revive!"
History
The Pantomime Horse was working at The Malton Circus, when the outbreak hit. As the tents fell, and people were being rescued, the Pantomime Horse was left behind to fend for herself. Now she doesn't care who or what she kills! PK'er, ZK'er, GK'er or RK'er...It's all the same to the Pantomime Horse!
Now, don't take that wrong. It doesn't mean that she's just a wanton killer. It just means that payback, it's a bitch named, A Pantomime Horse!
10 minutes from Hell If we are going to survive,
we need to stick together.
We support 10 mfH safehouses!
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Axe Crazy |
| This user has an axe. Do not cross them. |
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Combat Revive Any Person |
| Oh, C.R.A.P.!
Yet another proud supporter of the Malton Zombie Recycling Program |
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
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Callasin
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Callasin is a dedicated Career Zombie with Brain Rot. She was created on 2005-12-07, and currently belongs to the Feral Undead.
Zombie Appearance
A young girl carrying a mangled teddy bear and a dead cat.
History
Callasin's cat had run away, but her parents wouldn't let her go look for it. They said there were bad people out there doing terrible things, so when she peeked out through the boarded up window one day and saw the cat, she let it in. As she reached for the cat, something bit her on the arm. She felt sick, so her parents put her to bed.
When she woke the next day she felt different. She grabbed her teddy and her cat. In the living room she saw her parents, they looked all bit up and dead. She pulled down the boards on the door and went outside. She was still hungry...
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
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Brain Rot |
| Callasin has Brain Rot and wishes to stay dead. |
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Zombie River Tactics |
| I am the void that devours all. |
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Cow Tipper |
| This user is a Cow Tipper. |
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Nichols Mall Ruiner |
| Callasin took part in the ruining of the Nichols Mall on June 14th, 2008. |
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Giddings Mall Ruiner |
| Callasin took part in the ruining of the Giddings Mall on July 18th, 2008. |
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
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Andy Warhola
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Andy is a dedicated Zombie, and was created on 2008-05-28. He currently belongs to Feral Undead. He has a penchant for attacking Museums and Factories. He claims Quarlesbank as his home now.
Zombie Appearance
A tall, thin, pasty skinned man with shockingly white, spikey hair. He's carrying an art portfolio and a Polaroid camera.
History
A renowned artist, Andy had come to Malton to exhibit his latest collection. He was at his latest exhibition verbally sparring with an art critic, when a commotion broke out. Some rather disheveled individuals began attacking the patrons including the art critic. Andy smugly remarked I guess they're fans. When the small horde turned to him, he instinctively held up the nearest object in front of him as a shield. It was a painting of a Banana. The zombies seemed transfixed for a moment. As he backed slowly toward the door, one zombie (who hadn't seen the painting), bit him on the shoulder.
When he awoke, he felt strange, and hungry. He ransacked the exhibit hall, grabbed his portfolio and camera, and went outside.
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Proud To Be Dead |
| This user is a zombie and proud of it. |
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Feral Undead |
| This user or group agrees with Feral Undead. Vultures are fucking cool. |
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Total Domination |
| This user supports the Extinction Alliance and a Total Zombie Apocalypse. |
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Cow Tipper |
| This user is a Cow Tipper. |
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UrbanDead Sponsor! |
| This user and/or group has contributed to the UrbanDead Beer Fund . |
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Calvert Mall Ruiner |
| Andy Warhola took part in the ruining of the Calvert Mall on July 7th, 2008. |
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Chitty Cinema |
| The Horror of Party Beach (1964) directed by Del Tenney |
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Calvert Mall Put a fork in it, it's done. |
Jeb Hawkes (Monroeville)
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Jeb Hawkes is a dedicated Zombie Character, and was created on 2008-03-19. He currently belongs to the Cornfed Undead. He had been headshot, but re-arose on 2008-06-13.
Zombie Appearance
A spikey haired guy in his mid 20s, wearing a denim jacket, white t-shirt that reads (My Kid ate Your Kid) and jeans.
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Cool External Links
An awesome List of Zombie Films that I found on the Wiki!
Mexican Wrestling! The Lucha-Wiki Ok, I'll admit I put this here for Bullgod!
The Pantomime Horse Sketch.
Sandbox
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I'm The DirtMan, and I approve this message. -- 
DirtManT|FU|StäV 05:46, 30 April 2008 (BST)
