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Mod Conspiracy

Mod Conspiracy

Hah, nice article, I had a good laugh. It's good to see someone still has a sense of humour while all of this drama's going on. Well done. - Jedaz [03:01, 18 January 2008 (BST)]

Grim makes all the best stories. I even skipped a couple in December because I didn't want it to turn into the Grim Show - but I guess I can only work with what I'm given. My next article should be on witch-finding - I could interview Nali, who seems to be our latest witch-that-needs-burning. I suppose I could interview you as well, as a former-witch. Weren't you? Memory failing... --Funt Solo ^QT 09:00, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh, well Grim is the most controversial sysop these days. Yeah, I was a former witch, I try to keep it on the low down these days. I don't know how interesting an interview type of article would be though. However I'm sure you could come up with something. - Jedaz [03:24, 21 January 2008 (BST)]

I dont object to the page, but id like you to keep in mind thats its supposed to be humourous. The most recent one had a tone not unlike that of a rant. Besides, everyone knows i have a better helmet than that. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 03:27, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Fuck - now you're trying to manipulate the media! (Joke. Sort of.) --Funt Solo ^QT 08:55, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Methinks there's enough drama now for an update, don't you? :p Can I be in it this time? -- Cheese 20:57, 8 June 2008 (BST)

Drama? What drama? [This comment approved and edited by the SA:UD Takeover Committee. All is well. Trust your leaders. Go back to bed.] --Funt Solo ^QT 2146, 10 June 2008 (BST)

This enough drama for you? =P -- Cheese 19:04, 8 October 2008 (BST)

I was going to do an Et tu, Nubis? skit a couple of days ago when this flared up, but if you read the entire Misconduct case (wtf? are you mad?), some other wags have reached similar conclusions. Thing is, they stabbed Caesar because he was a tyrant. Oh, the similarities... *hronch* *hronch* ... enjoying the popcorn. --Funt Solo ^QT 19:08, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Haha. It was when Nubis went for the Misconduct ruling I was like O_o wtf? Et tu Nubis would be the best opener ever...if it hadn't been pinched already. Spoilsports. -- Cheese 19:13, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Et tu, Nubis? is mine: it's just the stabbing of Caesar comparisons that are rife. Dammit, it's tempting, even though I've got another project on the go... --Funt Solo ^QT 19:16, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Ooooooo. Do tell. :P -- Cheese 19:18, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Eep! --Funt Solo ^QT 19:42, 8 October 2008 (BST)

I think we need a new update after the most recent turn of events. :P -- Cheese 19:29, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Eep 2.0! --Funt Solo ^QT 20:47, 9 October 2008 (BST)

had long campaigned to rid the government hierarchy of the bloated politicos inhabiting the Psyop Citadel - i guess that bloated politicos meant me, right ? --People's Commissar Hagnat ^talk 22:11, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Oh, not specifically you, no. It just sounded good, in the context of the article (and the over-arching metaphor of, I suppose, the Russian revolution, or one of them, anyway), to refer to every other sysop as being a bloated politico. Nothing personal, I assure you. It's written from the POV of, you know, whoever's writing it is worried that if they say the wrong thing, then they're up for execution. I was going to write a bit about you becoming a non-sysop, but I wasn't on the wiki at the time so I don't know how that went down. Did you demote yourself? (I read somewhere on here, but I don't recall where exactly, a bit where Grim was taking credit for your demotion, and saying that it was something he'd been working towards for some time. Man, where was that...) --Funt Solo ^QT 22:19, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Yes, i requested my own demotion... mainly because i finally grew tired of having to deal with grim and all drama he was ever creating. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^talk 23:18, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Regarding Mod Conspiracy News Template

As part of Project CP and the Community Portal's usage of the Mod Conspiracy News Template, I'll be changing the coding to that of Template:NBox instead of Template:NewsBox. Long story short, you'll be insering new reports in a similar way to Template:Wiki News from now on, which should be a lot easier and less time consuming.

If I am wrong, you would like to discuss this or you would just like me to leave that Mod Conspiracy template out of the change queue, just let me know. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:14, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Tank U v. much. --Funt Solo ^QT 00:15, 31 October 2008 (UTC)

Done. Good luck updating in the future ^.^ D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:59, 2 November 2008 (UTC)

Summons

It would appear that someone dropped a line about a conspiracy between the sysops. Update time? --Akule ^{School's in session.} 18:50, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I am amused... by this... "conspiracy." --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:52, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Me too. When do I get to join the "conspiracy"? :( I haven't got my key to the secret Sysop room yet. -- Cheese 19:34, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure that a couple of guys dressed in black suits turn up at your front door with a saftey-deposit key, leading to a set of instructions whereby you place a specific wanted ad in a paper on a given day and are sent your key. they probably haven't found your house yet.--Seventythree^Talk 21:05, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Anyone can (obviously) feel free to add their own reportage to that page. It's starting to look far too much like The Grim Show, anyway - and now he's semi-retired. I'm not inspired by anything these days - and I was far too close to the last thing I thought was even vaguely worthy. Who is this DCC punk? Doesn't he realise that his news of a conspiracy is olde news? When I wert lad, we had proper conspiracies: none of this "they're trying to ban me for abusing a fellow wikizen" nonsense. We had good old fashioned purges and secret cabals. Come to think of it, Gnome is being kind of, quiet...is he the new power behind the throne? --Funt Solo ^QT 21:33, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Gnome was always the power behind the throne........--Seventythree^Talk 21:38, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Come to think of it, Gnome is being kind of, quiet...is he the new power behind the throne? - and look who is the new crat ? Prophecies commin true ? --People's Commissar Hagnat ^talk 19:40, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Well, let's see how well this prophecy stuff works. J3D is being kinda quiet...is he the real power on the wiki? --Funt Solo ^QT 19:54, 8 October 2008 (BST)

You're back!

Uuuuuupdate! We need our conspiracies. ;) --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:51, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

oh please do... mod conspiracy was the best thing on this wiki! -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 01:44, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

I remember that, that conspiracy thing. Conspiring conspirators, those, those. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:00, 3 March 2011 (UTC)

Are the mods conspiring again? C'mon, tho' - unless Zambah Grim has arisen from the grave once again to foist his boiling ego upon an unsuspecting troupe of reclining zompocalypse fans, what have we to worry about? --Funt Solo ^QT 00:23, 29 March 2011 (BST)

No but I'm around again, that has to be at least half as good. Right? Right?! Who loves. --Judge Karke00:34, 29 March 2011 (BST)

Weell, ah'll ask heem, bud ah doan theenk he'll be verrah keen. He's already got wahn. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 22:28, 29 March 2011 (BST)

You should read some of the entertaining things that pop up on A/VB. Or just follow Karek around on the wiki. He seems to find the amusing things. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 02:42, 8 April 2011 (BST)

You have no idea how much stuff you ended up missing and are missing that could be Mod Conspiracy gold. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:53, 17 May 2011 (BST)

Another piece joins the ring --hagnat 17:09, 24 May 2011 (BST)

Miscellaneous

LSD in the water

The students spiked the local drinking water with LSD and it's just now wearing off.

So it's possible that there never were any zombies?--Labine50 ^MH|^ME|^P 22:36, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks to you!

	A FREE COOKIE
	Axe Hack has given Funt Solo a cookie for giving me 2 ideas to add into my Help Book suggestion

--Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 20:49, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Man, you are being rude

Even if I was stupid (and I am not no matter what you may think) it would still be very impolite to say the things you said. You act like you own the Wiki. And I am glad you don't - no matter how much you do for it. This is sad. --JohnRubin 20:27, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes. --Funt Solo 20:41, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

lol --SporeSore 13:26, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

An implimented suggestion

Hi, I was looking through the PR archives, and found this suggestion that has been implemented... Sorry I'm too lazy to move it myself, but I figure you know where and how it should be moved, it'd take me ages to work out the system for just this one... g'arn, be a pal -- boxy ^{T L ZS Nuts2U DA} 04:39, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

1. Cut and paste the suggestion from it's current location to the Implemented Suggestions page (new at the bottom).
2. Cut the entry on the Peer Reviewed page general listings.
3. Create a new entry at the bottom of the Peer Reviewed page Implemented Suggestions listing. (This involves the date implemented, if known, the date the suggestion was first posted, and the author of the suggestion, if known.)

--Funt Solo 07:28, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Did it today - I went on an edit mission. --Funt Solo 10:49, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Onya mate :) -- boxy ^{T L ZS Nuts2U DA} 10:53, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Boxy has given Funt a cookie for being an absolute suggestion archiving wizard!

RE:Your Q on talk:suggestions

Thanks Funt! I would give you a cookie, but this rat ate them all.

	Here, have a rat!
	Axe Hack has given Funt Solo a rat for answering my question on that suggestion backlot thingy.

Will the rat do? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:31, 26 March 2007 (BST)

Suggestions

Eh, I see you've basicaly retired from cycling the suggestions system. 3 to 4 months of doing it, quite a good job. I'm starting to think that we need a template to say that such and such has worked on the suggestions system. =P I've got one question though, do you know what Zaruthustra's 2nd ‎law is? - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S! 12:45, 23 April 2007 (GMT)}

Not the first clue. Religion isn't my thing, unless it's worship of pizza. But a template would be nice. --Funt Solo 14:01, 23 April 2007 (BST)

lol, well it's not actualy from a religion, but another wiki user, although I'll forgive you for not knowing him because of how new you were to the wiki at the time he idled out. But the law states "Somebody will always vote keep given enough time" ^[1]. Just a useless bit of information that I thought I'ld share. Anyway once I make that template I'll let you know about it so you can show it proudly =P - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S! 13:12, 23 April 2007 (GMT)}

Funt's 15th Law of UD Misconceptions: HP do matter to a zombie. --Funt Solo 14:27, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Heh, well here's the template for you. {{SW}} - Jedaz^{ΣT MC ΞD GIS S! 06:47, 24 April 2007 (GMT)}

	Suggestions Worker
	This user sorted through peoples bile to find the gems.

Can I refer you to this: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:News#Just_noticed_this and this: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/PR_Class_Change:_Survivor_%26_Zombie#Starting_Equipment. Looks Like parts of our suggestion got through. -- Andrew McM ^W! 23:28, 24 April 2007 (BST)

Hi, it's the following four suggestions that have been implemented there:

• Doctor change
• Binoculars for New Scouts
• Fire Fighters Start With Radio
• Consumer Class Starts With Random Weapon

Congrats to all involved. --Funt Solo 08:59, 25 April 2007 (BST)

Awfully

Quiet.. are you still around or taking a wiki-holiday? --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 01:50, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Wiki-holiday. --Funt Solo 20:20, 24 June 2007 (BST)

Dude, I hope you come back soon. Soooo many newbies on the wiki. Not that there is anything wrong with that. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 04:23, 3 July 2007 (BST)

Awfully good to see you're still about The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talk • contribs) at 10:28 8 August 2007 (BST)

Just popped in to have a look around the old place. :) --Funt Solo 10:34, 8 August 2007 (BST)

C'arn, give us a spam vote, just for old times sake ;) The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talk • contribs) at 11:30 8 August 2007 (BST)

And done. --Funt Solo 11:48, 8 August 2007 (BST)

Nice to see you again. Are you back? Or just popped in to have a look? -- John Rubin^{T! ZG} 21:59, 13 October 2007 (BST)

Back with a vengance, I see? --Seventythree^Talk 23:21, 14 October 2007 (BST)

waves --Funt Solo 23:25, 14 October 2007 (BST)

You so smart ^^

	U can haz zambahbargar!
	WOOT has given Funt Solo a zomburger for being so smart

Couldn't find a cookie, so take this... --/~WOOT~\ 22:57, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Building Pics.

Like the new building pics. My favourites the duke of albany.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:56, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Is that the pub? --Funt Solo ^QT 19:57, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Yep. Its the location for shaun of the dead.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:21, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, the pics are great.... Plus, it saves me some bother when I get round to creating the individual pages for em.--Seventythree^Talk 20:23, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

we <3 bollocks !

Ahahaaaa!! That's what I used to think, too. I couldn't figure out for the life of me what it meant, it looks like... well... bollocks. I think someone had to tell me. At least I'm not the only one.... --WanYao 21:39, 14 April 2008 (BST)

Ee-ouk! And Hagnat says he bollocks Jorm! OH NOES! --Funt Solo ^QT 21:46, 14 April 2008 (BST)

Precinct 13?

I was reading through your suggs (some of which are very cool and found this reference to precinct 13, what is it and why is it in gatcombeton? Thanks.--xoxo 10:24, 4 May 2008 (BST)

Gatcombeton is the 13th suburb (reading ttb-ltr), and the Lamport Walk PD is an island, surrounded by car parks and streets. This is reminiscent of the set up for the movie Assault on Precinct 13. That's all. --Funt Solo ^QT 12:28, 4 May 2008 (BST)

Ah ok, i figured it was something such. Nice double meaning, and i've always meant to go that famous PD and overcade it...one day, one day...--xoxo 05:48, 5 May 2008 (BST)

The day has come. Actually it came a few weeks ago. But i just noticed this so i thought i'd let you know that my dream has come true.--xoxo 02:00, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Noice Work

Standarisation FTW. now to get rid of those pesky group lists on the RHS panel...--xoxo 08:29, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Cheers! Took farking ages. --Funt Solo ^QT 15:21, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Yes, nice work with the suburb pages. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:46, 29 September 2008 (BST)

suburb pages

I'm liking the redesign. How about putting the radio frequency above the map, like on the Caiger Mall page? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:44, 13 October 2008 (BST)

I don't know - it seems like non-essential information, and the top of the page is pretty crowded as it is. --Funt Solo ^QT 04:25, 14 October 2008 (BST)

True. DO we need a template at all? Can't we just have suburb frequency on the the Template:Suburb?--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:43, 14 October 2008 (BST)

If you look at the Pitneybank page (for example), they have a section on the page, where the template advertises the suburb freq., and then in the text they explain that the mall and fort have a dedicated freq. which is useful in-burb. They then discuss 'cading and mast location tactics for the 'burb's TRPs, as well as info on the local mobile phone mast. I do want to re-jig the template:suburb, though. I was thinking of moving the group listings right down to the bottom. Have all the standard info. at the top, so it's always in the same place, and then have the listings (which are sometimes tiny, sometimes huge). So, that's next on my list. --Funt Solo ^QT 16:47, 14 October 2008 (BST)

Dakerstown

So why you upped it to dangerous then? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:03, 19 October 2008 (BST)

I said on the edit - the EMR says 100+ zombies, which is Dangerous by the definitions. --Funt Solo ^QT 20:06, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Dangerous

• Zombies inside many resource buildings; OR hostile mobs of 50+

Or have i missed some small print? (Which is more than likely). --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:08, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Maybe I'm missing something, but 100 is more than 50, right? --Funt Solo ^QT 20:13, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Aha! So its a disagreement over the word mob, got it. By my reasoning the largest mob is (scans necronet) 34 and 10/11 trp's powered, but hey, you've just updated all the danger reports in a standard way, so i'm not going to rock the boat. :-) --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:21, 19 October 2008 (BST)

If you're on the ground and you think it qualifies as moderate (due to the spread of zombies, or the status of the suburb overall) I won't argue the case with you. I always consider 51-149 zombies to be Dangerous, and 150+ to be Very Dangerous, if I have no other information. I don't bother trying to figure out if they're in a mob, because (for most lightly populated suburbs) 100 zombies roaming around means it's pretty dangerous. --Funt Solo ^QT 20:27, 19 October 2008 (BST)

Why did you revert my news?

Ted Blackheart 21:05, 22 October 2008 (BST)

Not sure what news removal you're talking about specifically (knowing funt, it could be any number of posts...) but i suggest you read the news guidelines at the top of the news section on each suburb page. News posts should be NPOV and avoid tactical advice or calls for help.--xoxo 06:33, 23 October 2008 (BST)

First off, you'd edited the header incorrectly. The help pages (see links on your left) should help you with that - or just copy what other people have done and check your edits later. Secondly, your report referred to a single zombie attacking a single building. Frankly, for an entire suburb, that isn't newsworthy (unless the zombie is 10 stories high and shits exploding unicorns). There are individual building pages for what is happening at individual buildings. Your report would have been more appropriate there. --Funt Solo ^QT 07:10, 23 October 2008 (BST)

People like you make wikis die. You should be proud of yourself. Ted Blackheart 02:24, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

Sorry budster, but I have to side with Funt. Does this one zombie have, perhaps, several beautiful curves and lushious lips and eyes that scream 'lurrve me?' Because if not, it isn't worth an entire suburb news section. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:12, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

OH NOES! I kiLLED TEH WIKI? --Funt Solo ^QT 17:16, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Yes, yes you did. Congratulations. Want a cookie?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:17, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Cheese has given Funt a cookie for killing the wiki

-- Cheese 18:27, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

Can i haz?--xoxo 23:30, 23 November 2008 (UTC)

What?

Welcome back. I guess? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:21, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks! (I guess?) --Funt Solo ^QT 21:24, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Nice to see you around. I have been missing the conspiracy updates. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:35, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Hasn't it all been peace and prosperity around here since Grim committed webicide? And now you're finally getting a policy in that watches the watchmen. C'blimey ... you're like a dog with a bone. --Funt Solo ^QT 21:39, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Heh. People asked for it, but as you can see, they didn't like Wan's policy, so I offered to make an alternative. As for the state of the wiki post-Grim, I think it's been pretty quiet save for some minor flares, such as the recent trend of overreacting when attempting to save the children due to the removal of the scheduled porn deletion. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:00, 17 August 2009 (BST)

boobs--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 21:39, 17 August 2009 (BST)

willies! --Funt Solo ^QT 21:39, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Boobs. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:18, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Yeah, good point. Boobs it is. --Funt Solo ^QT 22:20, 17 August 2009 (BST)

woah Cyberbob  Talk  22:56, 17 August 2009 (BST)

yes!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU FUNT!!!! --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 23:06, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Jebuth, it's cyberbob! Have you come full circle and become a sysop again? How long have I been out? What year is this? --Funt Solo ^QT 23:32, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Its spooky. Bobs actually turned (back) into a reasonable and decent member of the community... well mostly ;) --Honestmistake 00:01, 18 August 2009 (BST)

As requested

	A FREE COOKIE
	Revenant has given Funt Solo a cookie for bribery purposes (tax exempt).

• ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 00:08, 10 April 2011 (BST)

Your vouch was bought and paid for but, according to our records, never delivered. All we ask of you now is your vote on the current election. Do so, and stay in our good books. Fail, and we may have to send some of our agents to repossess our property.
The choice is, of course, entirely up to you. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 12:35, 9 May 2011 (BST)

What election? Be specific, you undead varmint! (And thanks - the cookie was lovely.) --Funt Solo ^QT 23:41, 17 May 2011 (BST)

It lives!

Welcome back, old man -- boxy 10:03, 16 August 2017 (BST)