Ketchelbank/News Archive
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2017
September
September 24th
3 zombies sighted in the streets, but all the TRPs are safe, many are lit and many non-TRP buildings are also lit. Status remains safe. --Funt Solo QT 
16:25, 24 September 2017 (UTC)
2015
March
March 6th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 14:39, 6 March 2015 (UTC)
February
February 18th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:00, 19 February 2015 (UTC)
February 7th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:01, 7 February 2015 (UTC)
2014
December
December 27th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 18:23, 28 December 2014 (UTC)
December 20th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a few buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:59, 21 December 2014 (UTC)
October
October 4th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Ketchelbank ... a horde of about forty outside the Lion Enclosure ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:58, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
October 3rd
25.96 MHz: "... crossing Ketchelbank now, can see maybe fifty down there ... a horde of about forty outside the Lion Enclosure ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:40, 4 October 2014 (UTC)
August
August 29th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 18:02, 30 August 2014 (UTC)
August 23rd
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:48, 23 August 2014 (UTC)
August 22nd
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." -- Jen T | SFHNAS | PK 11:17, 22 August 2014 (UTC)
July
July 21st
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:05, 22 July 2014 (UTC)
July 17th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 21:31, 17 July 2014 (UTC)
June
June 30th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 05:44, 1 July 2014 (UTC)
June 15th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:00, 16 June 2014 (UTC)
June 13th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:06, 14 June 2014 (UTC)
May
May 30th
25.96 MHz: "... looking quiet in Ketchelbank ... a few buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:47, 30 May 2014 (UTC)
May 16th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:09, 17 May 2014 (UTC)
April
April 30th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 17:42, 1 May 2014 (UTC)
April 25th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 21:52, 25 April 2014 (UTC)
April 24th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:29, 24 April 2014 (UTC)
April 20th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:01, 21 April 2014 (UTC)
April 12th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:54, 13 April 2014 (UTC)
March
March 31st
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 18:19, 31 March 2014 (UTC)
March 7th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 02:21, 8 March 2014 (UTC)
February
February 22nd
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:16, 24 February 2014 (UTC)
February 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 16:06, 2 February 2014 (UTC)
January
January 29th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:52, 29 January 2014 (UTC)
January 20th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:11, 20 January 2014 (UTC)
2013
December
December 24th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:44, 25 December 2013 (UTC)
December 13th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 02:08, 14 December 2013 (UTC)
November
November 24th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 17:21, 24 November 2013 (UTC)
November 8th
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe a dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:14, 9 November 2013 (UTC)
October
October 23rd
- The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013 is in full swing! If your group is listed in this suburb's infobox, you should have received a message detailing how to confirm your activity. Please see this page for more information. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Penny Wise (talk • contribs) 20:21, 24 October 2013.
September
September 24th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:38, 24 September 2013 (BST)
July
July 17th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ... the Russell Building is down ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:41, 17 July 2013 (BST)
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ... the Russell Building is down ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:41, 17 July 2013 (BST)
July 6th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a few buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... looks like the Russell Building has fallen ..." --UroguyTMZ 13:32, 6 July 2013 (BST)
June
June 6th
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe a dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 05:56, 6 June 2013 (BST)
May
May 29th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 01:52, 30 May 2013 (BST)
April
April 20th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 16:17, 20 April 2013 (BST)
April 8th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:08, 9 April 2013 (BST)
March
March 10th
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe a dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... power's back on at the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 02:41, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
February
February 19th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:33, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
February 14th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 21:58, 14 February 2013 (UTC)
February 6th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:33, 7 February 2013 (UTC)
February 5th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 04:33, 6 February 2013 (UTC)
January
January 4th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... maybe a dozen outside the Lion Enclosure ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:52, 4 January 2013 (UTC)
January 3rd
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe a dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... a few outside the Lion Enclosure ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:48, 4 January 2013 (UTC)
January 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:40, 3 January 2013 (UTC)
January 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... a few outside the Lion Enclosure ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:40, 3 January 2013 (UTC)
2012
October
October 20th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:31, 21 October 2012 (BST)
October 3rd
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 22:06, 4 October 2012 (BST)
August
August 20th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... power's on across most of the area ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Telfer Building ... looks like the Russell Building has fallen ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:11, 21 August 2012 (BST)
June
June 24th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... looks like the Russell Building has fallen ..." --UroguyTMZ 22:28, 25 June 2012 (BST)
June 8th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 22:44, 8 June 2012 (BST)
June 5th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 04:35, 6 June 2012 (BST)
May
May 13th
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe a dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:43, 13 May 2012 (BST)
April
April 29th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:46, 29 April 2012 (BST)
March
March 9th
25.96 MHz: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:19, 9 March 2012 (UTC)
March 1st
"... crossing Ketchelbank now, can see twenty or so down there ... all stragglers, no groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ..." --UroguyTMZ 00:01, 2 March 2012 (UTC)
February
February 14th
"... maybe a dozen in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Staples Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 14:43, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
February 8th
"... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... a few outside the Lion Enclosure ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 12:46, 8 February 2012 (UTC)
February 1st
"... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 15:15, 1 February 2012 (UTC)
January
January 9th
"... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organized groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer building ... the Staples building is in bad shape ..." --UroguyTMZ 16:09, 9 January 2012 (UTC)
January 2nd
"... flying over Ketchelbank, can see maybe a dozen on the streets ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ..." --UroguyTMZ 20:43, 2 January 2012 (UTC)
2011
December
December 24th
"... flying over Ketchelbank, it's looking empty ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ..." --UroguyTMZ 03:53, 25 December 2011 (UTC)
December 9th
"... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 07:07, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
December 7th
"... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 23:02, 7 December 2011 (UTC)
November
November 24th
Only a few buildings are ruined (one is the indoor revive point) and many buildings are lit. There seems to be a degree of latency at the St Matthias revive point.--Shortround 13:56, 24 November 2011 (UTC)
November 16th
"... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..."
Most buildings in the suburb are barricaded and lit. Revive points are staffed. --UroguyTMZ 23:06, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
November 1st
"... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 14:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
October
October 27th
"... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." (2 minutes ago) →Son of Sin← 08:47, 27 October 2011 (BST)
October 23rd
Looks safe. A few zombies are visiting the zoo. 1 survivor is about to die outside. Many buildings are powered. 3 buildings (2 dark) are ruined. The Reptile House is barricaded (it shouldn't be). -- Will I Eat You? ✔ 07:11, 23 October 2011 (BST)
October 6th
"... Ketchelbank looks clear ... power's on across most of the area ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Telfer Building ..." (5 minutes ago) -- →Son of Sin←(T) 18:48, 6 October 2011 (BST)
October 4th
"... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged though ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 15:03, 4 October 2011 (BST)
September
September 30th
"... maybe a dozen in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... the Staples Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 22:11, 30 September 2011 (BST)
September 12th
"... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 18:08, 12 September 2011 (BST)
September 5th
"... can see twenty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ... the Staples Building is in bad ..." --UroguyTMZ 11:54, 5 September 2011 (BST)
August
August 23rd
"... can see thirty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... a horde of twenty or so outside the Lion Enclosure ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --UroguyTMZ 19:04, 23 August 2011 (BST)
August 20th
The area south of the zoo is relatively secure. Residents and visitors are advised to avoid sleeping in resource buildings due to intermittent zombie activity. Please enjoy the concessions in the Aquarium. --UroguyTMZ 02:37, 21 August 2011 (BST)
July
July 25th
Multiple break-ins are occurring in the area south of the zoo. Residents and zoo visitors are advised to move in an orderly fashion to the nearest emergency exits. Zookeepers will be in the area to coordinate activities. --UroguyTMZ 21:12, 25 July 2011 (BST)
July 21st
"... can see thirty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 15:54, 21 July 2011 (BST)
July 20th
"... can see thirty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... lights are on in the Russell Building ... the Telfer Building is in bad shape ..." --UroguyTMZ 15:55, 21 July 2011 (BST)
July 11th
"... can see a couple of dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --UroguyTMZ 16:18, 11 July 2011 (BST)
June
June 19th
"... can see about forty on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... lights are on in the Russell Building ... the Telfer Building is in bad shape ..." Sukyanti 14:54, 19 June 2011 (BST)
June
June 9th
All of the resource buildings in this suburb are down some with double digit repair costs. --UroguyTMZ 04:27, 9 June 2011 (BST)
April
April 14th
25.96 MHz: "... crossing Ketchelbank now, can see over a hundred down there ... a horde of maybe fifty outside the Lion Enclosure ... can't see any signs of life ... serious collateral damage ..." -- Papa Jadkor (RRF) (MotA) (MT11) 13:32, 14 April 2011 (BST)
April 13th
The suburb has been almost entirely ruined. Zombie presence has declined slightly in the past few days however with most zeds focusing their efforts on the Lion Enclosure. Organised survivor presence is minimal but the Followers of the Apocalypse continue to maintain a presence around the Trick Museum.--warnie685 16:53, 13 April 2011 (BST)
January
Janurary 22nd
The Great Suburb Group Massacre has commenced. Check your group talk page to confirm what suburbs you are active in.--~
06:58, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
January 4th
The Militant Order of Barhah is in town and the TRP's are falling fast. -- Grogh 01:10, 4 January 2011 (UTC)
2010
October
October 4th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --Immortal 18:12, 4 October 2010 (BST)
October 1st
25.96 MHz: "... a couple of dozen in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --
SDN 15:02, 1 October 2010 (BST)
September
September 1st
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe fifty on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... heavy structural damage ... the Russell Building is in bad shape ..."--tyx94 16:39, 1 September 2010 (BST)
August
August 18th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... the Telfer Building is down ..."
- The recovering suburb was passed through by the Big Bash 3 at the beginning of the month. Despite staying in for less than one day, the passing horde made it Dangerous once again. -- Kittithaj 19:44, 19 August 2010 (BST)
July
July 23rd
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... power's on at the Staples Building ... the Russell Building is in bad shape ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 03:03, 23 July 2010 (BST)
July 10th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... the Staples Building is the only building with any lights on ... serious collateral damage ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 19:27, 10 July 2010 (BST)
June
June 29th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... the Telfer Building is down ..." -- Kittithaj 17:54, 29 June 2010 (BST)
June 6th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 20:34, 6 June 2010 (BST)
May
May 27th
25.96 MHz: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 07:10, 27 May 2010 (BST)
May 9th
25.96 MHz: "... about sixty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." -- Kittithaj 04:47, 10 May 2010 (BST)
April
April 20th
NecroWatch reported in from the Russell, Staples, and Telfer Buildings today. Recent NecroNet scans had revealed that there were 32 zombies within scanning range of the facilities, after accounting for scan overlaps. Of these numbers, 4 zombies were at the Telfer facility itself, another 4 zombies were at Gyls Walk School, while 3 zombies were at the Reptile House inside the city zoo. Meanwhile over in Roachtown there were 5 zombies at the Haim Building. The remaining detected zombies, which numbered in the 1's and 2's, posed no serious threats to any other specific locations. --Mobius
April 3rd
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Staples Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 15:40, 3 April 2010 (BST)
March
March 16th
25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Russell Building has power ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 13:55, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
March 11th
--~~25.96 MHz: "... minimal activity in Ketchelbank ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 07:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
March 4th
The Zoo isn't neutral territory anymore..was killed by a zombie..stay away from the Zoo. St. Mathew's church was caded, removed cades. Now waiting for a revive.
March 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... can see a couple of dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... power's back on at the Russell ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 04:27, 3 March 2010 (UTC) (broadcast March 2)
February
February 13th
External Military: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." Laitaine 14:14, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
February 10th
After several weeks with no sightings, the Malton Fire Department and The Malton Zookeepers have been removed from this suburb. --Maverick Talk - OBR 
404 08:43, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
- External Military: "... Ketchelbank looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." Laitaine 15:06, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
January
January 17th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... power's on at the Telfer Building ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 00:06, 18 January 2010 (UTC) (broadcast January 17)
January 12th
External Military: "... maybe fifty in Ketchelbank ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ... the Telfer Building is down ..." Laitaine 15:07, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
- Based on the recent External Military Report, updating the danger level of Ketchelbank to Dangerous. Laitaine 15:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
2009
December
December 26th
I can say with a good deal fo confidence that Ketchelbank is now a Ghost Town. From a zombie perspective, pickings are extremely slim, the City Zoo is wide open and empty of survivors, and the small groups that feasted on the people taking shelter there have largly moved on. Many Buildings ruined, I can roughly estimate 10 or so safehouses that may or may not have survivors inside. Zombie numbers aren't large enough to even bother wrecking many empty safehouses, and most obvious members of The Malton Zookeepers are dead or MIA. There is only building, a junkyard, with (christmas!) lights on, but the stragglers in the suburb will probably make that go dark pretty soon. -Lord Hawthorne 22:51, 26 December 2009 (UTC)
November
November 21st
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Ketchelbank ... maybe a dozen outside Riddell Way Fire Station ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ... the Russell Building is down ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 06:36, 21 November 2009 (UTC)
November 11th
25.96 MHz: "... can see maybe fifty on the streets of Ketchelbank ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... only one building with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... looks like the Russell Building has fallen ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 12:44, 11 November 2009 (UTC)
November 8th
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NecroWatch reported in from the Telfer Building. The scan revealed 60 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Building is ruined. Several zombies present. |
November 7th
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NecroWatch reported in from the Russell Building. The scan revealed 57 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Building is ruined. Several zombies present. |
October
October 30
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NecroWatch reported in from the Telfer Building. The scan revealed 78 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. 19 of the zombies are in the city Zoo, assuming appreciating the exhibits and fun times. St Jude's Church has a very high zombie congregation of 24 who are there this early for mass. That's what I call devotion. The Haim Building has 8 zombies at its coordinates, who were obviously angry about the last scan of that set of coordinates, which only showed a single zombie there. The Russell Building next door has nine zombies right outside, asking for-who-knows-what, perhaps getting a little work in before they go and join the horde at St Jude's on the sabbath. St Matthias's Church, however, does not have quite the attraction of its companion for some odd reason, with a small congregation of 4 zombies. All other zombies are scattered about in lovely groups of 1 or 2. |
September
September 22nd
25.96 MHz: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." -- Kittithaj 22:09, 22 September 2009 (BST)
August
August 30th
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NecroWatch reported in from the Telfer Building. The scan revealed 26 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. The largest groups numbering three. |
August 27th
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NecroWatch reported in from the Telfer Building. The scan revealed 16 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. The largest group numbering three. |
August 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... can see about forty on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ... the Staples Building is in bad ..." -- Kittithaj 12:47, 2 August 2009 (BST)
July
No report during this month. The suburb was considered Moderately Dangerous, still recovering from last month's attack. Perhaps survivors were too busy rebuilding to report anything.
June
June 27th
Based on recent External Military data, the danger level of Ketchelbank has been downgraded from Dangerous to Moderately Dangerous. --Rat of Steel 06:04, 27 June 2009 (BST)
June 26th
25.96 MHz: "... can see about forty on the streets of Ketchelbank ... maybe a dozen outside the Telfer Building ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... the Russell Building has power ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." --Eve Amedeus 22:49, 26 June 2009 (BST)
June 22nd
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... power's on at the Telfer Building ..." --Rat of Steel 00:43, 22 June 2009 (BST)
May
May 30th
External Military: "... about forty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." Laitaine 21:00, 30 May 2009 (BST)
May 17th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --Eve Amedeus 16:41, 17 May 2009 (BST)
May 11th
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NecroWatch reported in from the Staples Building. The scan revealed 50 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Building intact and fully barricaded. |
April
April 21st
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NecroWatch reported in from the Staples, the Russell and the Telfer Building. The scan revealed 83 zombies within the scanning range of the facilities, after accounting for scan overlaps. Of those numbers, 7 zombies were at the Bear Pit, 5 zombies were at the Aquarium, 5 zombies were at St. Eusebius's Hospital and 4 zombies were at the Russell Building. Furthermore, 5 zombies were at the Lockwood Building in Richmond Hills. The remaining zombies were scattered across the area in numbers of 1 to 3. |
April 16th
25.96 MHz: "... about sixty in Ketchelbank ... maybe a dozen outside the Russell Building ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's back on at the Staples Building ..." -- Kittithaj 15:15, 16 April 2009 (BST)
April 5th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Staples Building is down ..." -- Kittithaj 17:08, 5 April 2009 (BST)
March
March 30th
25.96 MHz: "... can see thirty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... a few outside the Bear Pit ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... the Russell Building has power ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." -- Kittithaj 18:47, 30 March 2009 (BST)
March 21st
25.96 MHz: "... can see a couple of dozen on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." -- Kittithaj 14:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
March 16th
25.96 MHz: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." -- Kittithaj 17:10, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
March 9th
25.96 MHz: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... lights are on in the Russell Building ..." -- Kittithaj 14:21, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
March 4th
one more group that was missed below.--'BPTmz 08:24, 4 March 2009 (UTC)
March 2nd
After weeks with no sightings, the following groups have been removed from Ketchelbank/News Archive's group listing.
Please re-add these groups if they are still active. Linkthewindow Talk 10:37, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
February
February 22nd
NE part of the suburb is heavily over-caded, - no way to enter from the street. Less then 10 zeds spotted over ~20 blocks, with no large groups. Will finish the review the day after tommorow. --Alex Row 12:00, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
February 21st
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." -- Kittithaj 16:49, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
February 20th
NecroWatch reported in from the Russell and Telfer Buildings today. Recent scans had revealed that there were 32 zombies within scanning range of the two facilities, after accounting for scan overlaps. Of these numbers, there were 6 zombies at Arscott Road Fire Station, 5 zombies at the zoo's Aquarium, and 3 zombies at Huggins Towers. The remaining zombies were scattered, in 1's and 2's, across the area and appeared to pose no significant threat to any other locations. --Mobius 13:24, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
February 16th
The mall tour has left, and the suburb is recovering. two out of three NT's are caded and powered, around half nonresource buildings are ruined, but not alot of zombies around. --'BPTmz 04:45, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
February 10th
Mall Tour is on its way to the zoo! Baby zeds rejoice! --Alex Row 22:32, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
January
January 26th
all resource buildings are caded, and powered. RP's are empty. safe, for now.--'BPTmz 06:49, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
2008
December
December 11th
Six building remain unruined, The MOB hasn't much left to eat here. -- Grogh 00:28, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
December 8th
The Militant Order of Barhah just ruined the Telfer Building NT, but the hospital and the other NTs are up and running. Dangerous, for now. Grogh 00:02, 8 December 2008 (UTC)
December 4th
Suburb is still very ruined, but some light comes from the Telfer NT. The Revive Point is empty for now. Scarbrow 21:52, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
November
November 28th
Ruined,a lot of ruined buildings, no hope for survivors, almost all of taticals fully of zombies,north is the only hope Msth00 02:04, 28 November 2008 (UTC)
October
October 30th
Upgrading danger status to Very Dangerous. Many buildings wide-open or infested, as the definition states. Also, RP's are down, due to the problem of the NT's being infested with zeds.-- Ωmega360 
T 13:56, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
October 20th
At least 43 zombies spread throughout the suburb, which has a fairly even mixture of ruins, powered buildings and barricaded buildings without power. A state of conflict exists at the zoo, which is currently held by survivors under siege by zombies. Of the suburb's Tactical Resource Points, 5 are powered (2 NTs, a hospital and an auto repair), whilst 2 are ruined (an NT and the remaining auto repair). This fits the moderate danger level description. --Funt Solo QT 23:41, 20 October 2008 (BST)
October 12th
At least 17 zombies on the streets. Breakdown of the Tactical Resource Points:
- 3 NecroTechs: 2 powered, 1 ruined.
- 1 hospital & 1 factory: powered.
- 2 auto repairs: 1 ruined, 1 no power.
There are a few ruins in the west. Moderate. --Funt Solo QT 20:10, 12 October 2008 (BST)
September
September 27th
At least 36 zombies on the streets. Breakdown of the Tactical Resource Points:
- 3 NecroTechs: 2 ruined, 1 no power.
- 1 hospital: no power.
- 1 factory: no power.
- 2 auto repairs: 1 ruined, 1 no power.
Given the lack of any powered TRPs, with nearly half being ruined, this seems to be Dangerous. --Funt Solo QT 17:27, 27 September 2008 (BST)
September 26th
External Military report (25.96 MHz): "... maybe seventy in Ketchelbank ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... can't see any signs of life ... heavy structural damage ... the Staples Building is down ..." (9 hours and 31 minutes ago) --WanYao 20:38, 26 September 2008 (BST)
August
August 28th
External Military: "... can see maybe seventy on the streets of Ketchelbank ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a few buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... looks like the Russell Building has fallen ..." Laitaine 03:35, 28 August 2008 (BST)
August 19th
The suburb is in pretty good shape. Zombies are attacking the Staples NT Building, but the other two are in survivor hands.--'BPTmz 05:50, 19 August 2008 (BST)
August 19th
After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again. --Adavastor 21:02, 19 August 2008 (BST)
July
July 16th
Most of the suburb is ruined, with the execption of a few non-resource buildings.--'BPTmz 00:24, 16 July 2008 (BST)
June
June 30th
A sudden increase of zombie numbers, plus the fact that most dark buildings were still ruined cutting off the free running network has really taken it's toll on the suburb. most buildings are ruined but have no zombies in them, almost a ghost town, but safe-houses are still up, although under attack.--'BPTmz 06:19, 30 June 2008 (BST)
June 24th
what a difference a day can make, most of the suburb is caded with the execption of most of the dark buildings. most resource buildings are also caded, zombie activity is light, biggest group is 10, focused around an NT building.--'BPTmz 22:35, 24 June 2008 (BST)
June 23th
about 60% or the suburb is still ruined, however zombie activity is extremly light. The south middle area is all caded.--'BPTmz 21:40, 23 June 2008 (BST)
June 20th
While most buildings are ruined, survivors are making a comeback in a few safehouses, now that the MOB have moved on.--'BPTmz 02:07, 20 June 2008 (BST)
June 14th
With 2 NTs ruined and multiple other buildings falling daily, The Militant Order of Barhah is quickly making Ketchelbank unlivable. Flee while you can! -- Grogh 04:19, 14 June 2008 (BST)
June 13th
Zeds have invaded the town. Large masses surround the NT buildings. Suggest upping the threat level to yellow, at the very least. I couldn't get a good count on precisely how many undeads infest the area. -Kenisu Ichojari 00:24, 14 June 2008 (BST)
May
May 7th
almost every building in the suburb is caded, power is on in most of the resource buildings and the biggest group of zombies in one place is 9.pretty safe, for now.--'BPTmz 22:00, 7 May 2008 (BST)
April
April 29th
Most if not all resource buildings are open, but a fair amount of other buildings are still caded, survivors can survive....if they act smart.--'BPTmz 03:00, 30 April 2008 (BST)
April 26th
Ketchelbank is lost, i am currently planning to leave with my Clan to Ruddlebank. Ill post in a few days when i get there.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Montana8 (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
- The hospital, the fire stations as well as two of the three NT buildings are still caded and light up, however there still are quite a few zombies around, biggest group is of 17 out side the one taken down NT.--'BPTmz 04:46, 27 April 2008 (BST)
April 5th
The Telfer building has been ruined by zombies overnight. --Bladedge32 13:32, 5 April 2008
March
March 26th
The Russell Building is up again, though unlit. --Kingofallpie 20:31, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
March 19th
Passing through this suburb, I found the Russell and Telfer buildings ransacked. Most other resource buildings are also in ruins. I have no idea what has befallen the brave Malton Zoo Keepers, but the zoo is completely occupied by zombies. --Lokanus 00:08, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
- "The Furries are no more." -The Dead
- Right. Danger level updated to very dangerous. The man 19:32, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
March 3rd
The Malton City Zoo keepers have gone and reestablished the Necrotech buildings around the Zoo and are beginning to recade and take out zombie groups around the mall. If you need a revive, go to St Matthias's Church. The wait is from 1-3 days on average. In other news, however, most of Malton has pretty much taken to zombies. With no Mobile Phone Masts or radio terminals set up in Ketchelbank, news of surrounding suburbs is lacking. We strongly suggest staying with your local safehouse or visiting the Zoo and taking a rest there. Sincerely, The Malton Zookeepers - Fred Caine
February
February 24th
The zoo is trashed, no open cades at all, currently sleeping in the aquarium to see how well zoo rules are going.--Jakezing 05:41, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
- All major resource buildings ruined. Time to make it red ? --Qazwsx 07:45, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
- it is pretty much red, yes. I don't...I don't know how to change that, though. --Lo Meng 06:04, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
February 17th
New visitors coming to the zoo! Surely they want to see the returning animals, or the altar of the toothy one. That, or they're running to safety from the RFF. Either way, clean the pens and welcome all the visitors with a smile.
January
January 26th
External Military, 25.96 MHz: "... maybe seventy in Ketchelbank ... a horde of twenty or so outside Riddell Way Fire Station ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Staples Building ... the Telfer Building is down ..." (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)--DaytonDead 06:21, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
January 25th
The struggel for the 2 central NTs in Ketchelbank contiues. A couple of RRF-members are found among the attackers, Zookeepers and some unaligned survivors are defending. Russell Building fell yesterday to a small mob of ~25+ zombies, direclty after the implementation of the new rules and couldn't be reconquered by survivors. Scans show slightly more zombies (36)than standing survivors in the direct area of the building complex Russell, Telfer, Riddell Way Fire Station and St. Eusebius's Hospital.--John die Kralle 12:12, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
January 16th
Although there are no more than 11zombies in front and another ~15 scattered around Telfer Building, there were serveral break-ins yesterday and today. Lights are off since noon, but 'cades are up again. Scans from Russell Building show 16zombies in the zoo and no more than 50zombies in the scanning area.--John die Kralle 14:20, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
January 12th
Follow-up scans by NecroWatch from the Russell and Staples Buildings, indicated that there were an estimated 85 zombies in range of both facilities (accounting for zombies within the scan overlay). Of note, the number of zombies standing at the Telfer Building has increased now to 25. Of these numbers 24 zombies were inside the zoo. The only other significant zombie mobs were the same as yesterday, with now 6 zombies at St. Eusebius's Hospital and another 6 zombies at the nearby factory. The remaining zombies were scattered.
January 11th
NecroWatch reported a NecroNet scan from the Telfer Building which showed that there were 74 zombies within scanning range. Of these zombies, 20 were assaulting the Telfer facility directly, while another 25 were inside the zoo. The only other significant zombie numbers were 5 zombies at St. Eusebius's Hospital and another 5 more zombies at a nearby factory. The remaining zombies were scattered.
2007
December
December 25th
Anyone visiting Ketchelbank for Christmas should be aware we have a large amount of Grinches zombies in the area who are hell bent on spoiling any Christmas celebrations. While there are many break ins, repairs are made quickly and lines in the RPs are very short.
If you should see any Salvation Army displays on street corners, RUN, it's a trick. They're really zombies in disguise looking for brain donations.......
November
November 27th
External Military: "... thirty or so in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... power's on at the Staples Building ..." --Lh778 13:53, 27 November 2007 (UTC)
November 16th
External Military report: "... about forty in Ketchelbank ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... power's on at the Telfer Building ... the Staples Building is in bad shape ..." --WanYao 04:53, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
November 8th
After surveying a significant portion of the suburb, it was noted that the majority of the resource buildings were ruined and inhabited by zombies. Also, there are not many heavily barricaded locations, or many survivors. Therefore, the suburb shall be upgraded to dangerous. --Z. slay3r • Talk 14:50, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
October
October 26th
External Military report:
- ... maybe seventy in Ketchelbank ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ... power's back on at the Telfer Building ...Kris Eikehaug Talk | The Clan 18:36, 26 October 2007 (BST)
October 5th
A Zombie Horde has been spotted in the Zoo.--User:House/Sig 02:18, 5 October 2007 (CT)
October 4th
Some resource buildings are under seige.An increase in zombie numbers, the suburb isnt safe anymore, but still pretty livable.--'BPTmz 04:13, 4 October 2007 (BST)
September
September 29-30th
First Annual Aquarium Art Show
Both survivor and zombie alike will be able to enjoy the many fine works of art normally found only in Malton's museums.
The zookeepers have decided to bring a little culture to the area, unfortunately we couldn't find any unbroken petri dishes so we settled on displaying many of the exhibits found in our local museums. Art enthusiasts, both dead or alive, will be able to gaze for hours on end the many works of art looted from closed or ransacked museums. You are encouraged to steal borrow any exhibits you find and place them in the Aquarium for all to enjoy!
NOTE: Zombies are asked to please refrain from gnawing or chewing on the portraits. However, landscape, surrealist and still art has been peppermint coated for your chewing pleasure.
September 20th
The suburb has come along way and is looking better for it. Most buildings stay caded with one or two resource buildings currently under attack from groups of zombies ranging from 3-8.--'BPTmz 00:51, 20 September 2007 (BST)
September 12th
the suburb is still fairly dangerous. however there is a lack of zombie presence. resource buildings are contested, but other non important buildings stand pretty well. RP's are empty and revives are fast.--'BPTmz 04:56, 12 September 2007 (BST)
August
August 27th
The Zoo, and most of Ketchelbank, have been fairly routed. Most of the buildings are in disrepair, and the animals are sadly scattered to the winds.
August 23rd
The Malton Zookeepers are currently in the planning period for some of their famous zoo events! Stay tuned for details. --'KeetTMZ 03:23, 23 August 2007 (BST)
The rebuilding process in Ketchelbank has begun and is meeting with mixed progress. The area is still quite dangerous. Visitors and passersby are advised to stay on their toes and consult the locals for survival tips; anyone awaiting a revive is advised to wait at St. Matthias' Church, as the line is shorter and turnaround faster than at St. Pius. --Lo Meng 06:04, 23 August 2007 (BST)
August 22nd
This has been a long time coming. I lacked the free-time previously to clear up the extremely disputed status of Ketchelbank. I did a full AP sweep of the buildings inside Ketchelbank. Below is the overview of a detailed report. I suggest reading the entire report if you want information on Ketchelbank's status. A link of that can be found here. [[1]]
Report Summary;
- -Fifteen buildings in survivor hands. 31 total survivors in Ketchelbank, averaging just around 2 survivors per building held. The most survivors in any one building were 5, in a non-TRP. This suggests barricade strafing. Survivors hold one out of three NT buildings, but it was empty and unpowered (suggesting zombies often hold the building.)
- -Seventeen buildings ruined and in Zombie hands. 16 total zombies on the inside of buildings, with at least 50 (probably closer to 70+) on the outside.
- -Zombie-to-Survivor Ratio is at least 2:1, most likely closer to 3:1. Without a working NT building, it is suffices to say that it is between these two ratios.
- -Zombies control slightly over half of the buildings in Ketchelbank, but control 75% of the TRPs in the suburb, rendering the survivors short-handed. See following:
- -The two key revive points used by survivors in Ketchelbank both had over 20 zombies in queue. I moved a zombie into one of them four days ago, and have yet to be revived - meaning that you are unlikely to get a revive any time soon in Ketchelbank.
--Donathin 06:12, 23 August 2007 (BST)
August 21st
Many of the suburbs resource buildings are powered and caded, revive points are still quite high however. about 70% of the suburb is caded.--'BPTmz 21:02, 21 August 2007 (BST)
OMFG Some zomb killed Matt the orangutan at the ST.Mathias revive point :( .MisterGame
Swung by to do a review of Ketchelbank's safety. Revive lines are backed up 20+... minimal survivors out and about, many many ruined buildings, feral zombies still rampaging over the last MOB's party. Ketchelbank is as VeryDangerous and as Jorm said, "tomb"-like, as most of its surrounding VeryDangerous marked suburbs. --Donathin 16:58, 21 August 2007 (BST)
August 19th
after the MOB left ruined and ransacked suburb, survivors are slowly rebuilding. the southern half is caded and some buildings even powered. still a ways to go till the suburb is safe however.--'BPTmz 00:30, 20 August 2007 (BST)
August 16th
Fully 80% or more of the suburb is cracked and ruined. The remaining buildings are being systematically destroyed. The suburb is quickly turning into a tomb.--Jorm 19:40, 16 August 2007 (BST)
August 15th
with the arrival of the MOB the suburb is deffently more dicey then it has been in weeks. however a few safehouses can be found and revivers traveling from outside the suburb knock the revive line-up's down, little by little, but people are advised to seek revive's else-were.--'BPTmz 02:44, 16 August 2007 (BST)
August 14th
The Militant Order of Barhah has decided on a field trip to see tigers at the zoo, and has entered the suburb from Havercroft. Of course, they need to bring the tigers some food, so they have begun butchering people in order to feed to the magnificent, caged felines.--Jorm 04:13, 15 August 2007 (BST)
July
July 27th
With the leave of the Tahr, the suburb is back on its feet. Resource buildings are barricaded and powered. however over-barricading is currently a problem.--'BPTmz 23:21, 27 July 2007 (BST)
July 23rd
The Mmm Braanz Tahr spent its last official performing day in Ketchelbank, knocking down and ransacking the NT buildings (again) and enjoying the thespian-esque qualities of brains. They are moving on now, but may return for encore performances in the future. --Donathin 02:47, 24 July 2007 (BST)
- The Mmm Braanz Tahr did indeed break open two NT buildings and survivors are strongly advised not to sleep in them. However much of the suburb is till holding strong. The Malton Zookeepers will miss the Tahr as it gave us some fun times, despite arguments.--'BPTmz 19:42, 24 July 2007 (BST)
July 20th
most buildings are barricaded and even a few are powered. However the area still has many break-ins and survivors with out the free-running skill are advised not visit the suburb without protection.--'BPTmz 20:35, 20 July 2007 (BST)
July 19th
Most buildings are empty of survivors or ransacked. Barricades are strafed and destroyed by zeds very quickly. Resource buildings are in zombie hands entirely, and the zombies more than double (and sometimes triple) the small human population in Ketchelbank. It is very dangerous for survivors currently. The Mmm Braanz Tahr's run in Ketchelbank is nearly over, however... how (or whether) the safety level in the suburb will change after the Tahr leaves has yet to be seen.--Donathin 07:51, 20 July 2007 (BST)
July 18th
Most buildings are now barricaded, the South side is in great shape. and even a few buildings are powered. resource buildings are still big targets however so survivors are advised not to sleep in them. still pretty dicey for low-level survivors.--'BPTmz 03:37, 19 July 2007 (BST)
July 17th
The suburb is continuing to fall more heavily into zombie hands every day. I'm not sure how much more dangerous it could possibly be, barring every single building being open. The resource buildings are ransacked and under zombie control, half of the zoo has been ransacked for nearly a week, and zombies more than double (and sometimes almost triple) the human populations when I do 50 AP scouts of the suburb. Seeing as how Ketchelbank is more dangerous than many of the RED suburbs to its south and to its east, and is has only been growing more-so for over a month, I am taking the initiative to really encourage a Moderator to change the danger level of the suburb to Very Dangerous (which is probably at least a few days over-due). --Donathin 22:10, 17 July 2007 (BST)
- There are still plenty of barricaded buildings however. while the resource buildings do get barricaded, zombies take them down pretty quickly. however if one has the free-running skill there are quite a few very heavy and even a couple extremely heavy buildings to sleep in.--'BPTmz 22:40, 17 July 2007 (BST)
July 14th
Approximately 65-70 zombies located in the area, not including the RPs or the very few zombies located inside buildings. Survivor count is much higher than 15 previously reported, with 45 survivors spotted. (I was unable to look inside buildings located in NE Ketchelbank) 2/3rds of the buildings were at VSB or higher with only one of them being a resource building. --Mister Sandmann 05:18, 14 July 2007 (BST)
- As of this morning, all of the TRPs are in zed hands, once again. Any attempts to reclaim them do not survive for longer than a day. The number of survivors in the suburb will continue to fluctuate for various reasons (travel, revivification, barricade strafing, etc). The number is thin, however, whichever way the tide flows at the moment.--Donathin 13:51, 14 July 2007 (BST)
July 13th
The two major non-resource safehouses were busted into, and the Mmm Braanz Tahr gave a special surprise performance to nearly half of the remaining survivors in the suburb of Ketchelbank. Audience participation was high, and they gladly (or hesitantly) gave up their braanz. With the resource buildings in this suburb already gone, less than 15 living survivors currently holed up in the suburb, and the populated safehouses smashed to the ground, Ketchelbank is most definitely Very Dangerous now.--Donathin 15:03, 13 July 2007 (BST)
- At least two of the resource buildings have been barricaded, and one powered, all day today. There are still plenty of heavily, and extremely heavily barricaded buildings about, and my observer in the suburb has remained alive for the whole week. It's a dangerous suburb, perhaps heading to very dangerous, if your zombies can get organized and hold the TRPs -- boxy T Nuts2U DA 15:12, 13 July 2007 (BST)
July 12th
A full scan of Ketchelbank showed a total of 24 survivors in the entire suburb of Ketchelbank. Every resource building is out of commission, and there are only two safehouses with 5 or more survivors in them, and there are no consistent safehouses as break-ins and population shift are constant. The zombies of Ketchelbank outnumber the survivors at least 3:1, currently. My recommendation is to increase the danger level of the suburb to Very Dangerous.--Donathin 07:48, 12 July 2007 (BST)
- There are still safehouses for those with the free-running skill however. At the moment the suburb is dangerous.--'BPTmz 16:33, 12 July 2007 (BST)
July 10th
None of the suburb's resource buildings remain barricaded for long, and are all but empty while most other buildings are wide open, if not ransacked. Heavily barricaded buildings are still to be found in central Ketchelbank, but there are few safe places for those without free running to get off the streets -- boxy T Nuts2U DA 13:29, 10 July 2007 (BST)
July 9th
The Mmm Braanz Tahr has boosted box office sales in the centre of the suburb. The extra profit from the continued success of the Tahr will go towards buying liquor, Macaroni&Braanz, and some Carnage-in-a-Box. The ratio of living survivors to daily murders is great enough to possibly declare utter Barhahah. Barricades continue to be strafed, but there are only 2 or 3 buildings in the entire suburb with at least 5 survivors occupying and holding the inside currently. Dangerous times in Ketchelbank.--Donathin 22:03, 9 July 2007 (BST)
July 8th
Central Ketchelbank is under heavy attack from a number of groups of 10-12 zombies, concentrating on the hospital and NecroTech buildings there -- boxy T Nuts2U DA 06:52, 8 July 2007 (BST)
July 7th
There are frequent break-ins in the suburb, and many zombies milling around the streets. The area is still dangerous to survivors without free running, but there are still many heavily barricaded safe houses for those with the skill. The suburb remains moderately dangerous -- boxy T Nuts2U DA 15:04, 7 July 2007 (BST)
July 6th
After much work the suburb is once again considered "moderate". Survivors are encouraged to travel into Ketchelbank and help keep it that way however.--'BPTmz 02:40, 7 July 2007 (BST)
July 2nd
While most buildings are caded survivors are warned that "lots" of zombies are in the area.--'BPTmz 04:06, 3 July 2007 (BST)
July 1st
Every safehouse in the zoo is down, and Zookeepers being made braanz-flavoured fruit rollups out of. Almost all of the resource buildings are down, and there are still few safehouses in Ketchelbank. --Donathin 09:11, 1 July 2007 (BST)
June
June 30th
Angry Parakeet has started selling tickets for the Ketchelbank wiki page. "It's better than any tennis match I've been too!", he was heard to say as he set up his ticket booth. --'KeetTMZ 04:30, 30 June 2007 (BST)
June 29th
it's amazing what a few days can do, the suburb is well on it's way to safty once again, with roughly half the resource buildings barricaded, but until we get those other few it's still (technicly) "dangerous" --'BPTmz 19:59, 29 June 2007 (BST)
June 27th
Around 75%+ of the suburb is barricaded/ransacked. You aren't going to find resource buildings (or many safe houses) in Ketchelbank. The Zoo is being consistently broken into and the inhabitants eaten. The Mmm Braanz Tahr seems to be partying out a little too hard right now. The danger level of the suburb should be Orange (or maybe even Red, really), but has currently been frozen to Yellow for the time being. Donathin 02:09, 27 June 2007 (EST)
- Additional Information:Scouting Of this suburb shows essentially every resource building open and one to two zombies for every block.--karek 14:20, 27 June 2007 (BST)
June 25th
After a lot of hard work and zombie killing, by The Malton Zookeepers and allies, Ketchelbank is well on its way to recovery. the two southern NT's are still under constant attack, and survivors are advised not to sleep inside.--'BPTmz 01:02, 26 June 2007 (BST)
- Most of the southern suburb is ransacked and 10+ survivors are still dying in that area daily. There are mobs of 50+ still in that area, though the mob in the Zoo area itself is a little smaller due to the zig-zagging nature of the Mmm Braanz Tahr. --Donathin
June 19th
despite what is posted below the fact remains, that while the north of Ketchelbank is suffering there are still plenty of safehouses and survivors in the south. and according to the suburb page. It's not dangerous because there are no zombie hordes over 50.--'BPTmz 05:05, 20 June 2007 (BST)
- Ironic and incorrect (again), as I've moved easily from building to building in the south/south-east section of the suburb for the past few days, watching mini-hordes break into most of the survivor strongholds and eat the inhabitants. Riddell Way Fire Station and Arscott Road Fire Station (my breakfast this morning) have both fallen with many casualties in the past couple of days, along with hotels, hospitals, and NT buildings in that section of town. Just because there's no 50+ Zombie hordes does not mean that the suburb isn't dangerous. Less denial, more action and help, please. I haven't even seen a building successfully resist any of the mini-hordes since the beginning of the Tahr. Let's try to keep this factual and helpful for people in Ketchelbank and the people who may be passing through. Okay?
<3 Donathin
- Please take it to the talk page. And also note that 50+ hordes don't have to all be on one square, 5 10+ hordes split up over about 1 corner of the suburb is the same as, if not more dangerous, than one 50+ horde. --karek 14:44, 20 June 2007 (BST)
June 18th
With many buildings barricaded the suburb is well on it's way to safety once again. Survivors have yet to see more then one zombie with Mmm Braanz Tahr as his group, leading many to believe this is the word of one taking credit for the work of random ferals.--'BPTmz 22:04, 18 June 2007 (BST)
- I'll avoid the use of sarcasm to be clear to everyone. Firstly, I say this as I eat two Zookeepers in the just-broken-into Riddell Way Fire Station after having cleared all (via many strong mini-hordes) surrounding NT buildings (amongst many other buildings) and most of the big sight-seeing locations in the Zoo itself. It is simply lying to claim that most of the buildings are barricaded and the survivors safe. If you go to the Zookeeper website (www.maltoncityzoo.com), then you can see Zookeepers communicating with each other about the dangerous state of the resource buildings and safehouses in the suburb.
- Between 10-20 survivors are dying every day right now in Ketchelbank, and it is simply not neutral to try to obfuscate this. Secondly, the Mmm Braanz Tahr was a satirical wiki-device that I created to poke good-natured fun at the Drama Club and be funny (since this game is known for its tongue-in-cheek humor), which Keepers like 'Keet understand and others, apparently do not. Finally, I am very glad at any Wiki using Zombies who are enjoying the Mmm Braanz Tahr. It has been very successful (I have been eating at least two braanz a day for a long while now) considering it started as a joke, and I'm glad to see its humor has encouraged a makeshift horde to get together for some fun.
- Maybe instead of trying to disvalue what is going on in Ketchelbank right now, the survivors should work harder to organize and defeat the zombie hordes. There are enough mini-hordes to continue causing severe harm to the unwary in this suburb, and if I could play two characters easily(and without penalty) in Ketchelbank, then I'd help the Zookeepers out... because they still need it.
- <3 It's been fun so far. Donathin
June 16th
Despite attempts to re-barricade, braanz is still the favorite food of choice right now in Ketchelbank. Whether or not this will change soon will likely be determined by which side receives backups first. Donathin
June 12th
Rumours abound in Ketchelbank of massive zombie hordes, demolished/ransacked buildings, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria! When asked about the reports, 4 out of 5 Ketchelbank residents agree, "Zombie propaganda". As Mark Twain once famously said, “Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.” Don't believe everything you hear. --'KeetTMZ 04:01, 13 June 2007 (BST)
June 11th
The Mmm Braanz Tahr continues to be a bloody success to the dismay of some others. Danger levels have risen, so I've changed the suburb danger level accordingly.Donathin
June 9th
Both NT's are down, zombie numbers are rising by the minute and a lot of buildings are begin ransacked, this is most likely due to the Feral Undead invasion of the suburb. danger level of suburb needs to be taken to orange. The man 08:39, 9 June 2007 (BST)
- but there are no zombie hordes over 50. nothing close at most a group of 20 out side a NT.--'BPTmz 09:08, 9 June 2007 (BST)
- Over 40 survivors have bought tickets to the ===Mmm Braanz Tahr=== in the past two days. Most of the Zoo is broken down - many of the resource buildings, including the NTs. Technicalities aside, it would be misleading to continue to call the danger in Ketchelbank a "moderate" threat at this time.Donathin
June 8th
The Malton Zookeepers were thrilled by the Drama Club performance. After becoming bored with so little to do in the Ketchelbank area the group is glad to have break in the routine! Speaking of the attack, Angry Parakeet was quoted as saying, "The Veterinary Services department has been getting a bit rusty, the "Mmm Azzbarghahs" performance was a perfect opportunity to practice our revive skills and earn extra AP. We look forward to the ===Mmm Braanz Tahr=== tour, it'll be fun! Isn't that what UD is all about?"
Asked what his thoughts were regarding the arrival of the Drama Club, Maintenance Director Smasho replied, "It's about damn time something is happening around here. I've cleaned out the Elephant House a dozen times and there hasn’t been anything in there except for a few mysterious bird droppings. Now I can get some real work done around here."
Security directors Nick Magnum and Peregrin Y could not be reached for comments. According to the Aquarium Receptionist they were oiling the staff's pistols and shotguns for their own rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries". --'KeetTMZ 02:51, 8 June 2007 (BST)
June 7th
Drama Club staged a performance of "Apocalypse Now" in the The Bear Pit of the City Zoo for the 11 survivors there as part of their ===Outward Spiral Tour=== of Malton. The group plans to travel in a counter-clockwise expanding spiral from the center of the town to the outer edges. See their group page for performing groups and schedules.
On a similar note, a zombie hoard of about 20 staged a performance of "Mmm Azzbarghahs" at the Horder Motel for the dozen or so survivors there as part of their ===Mmm Braanz Tahr=== of Malton. The group plans to travel around Ketchelbank in a random expanding zig-zag from the north of the suburb. This is in an effort to quell The Malton Zookeepers delusions of safety. Donathin
- Considering the suburb pages defines Moderate danger level as "Active zombies and break-ins, but no 50+ hostile hordes", the suburb is still as such.--'BPTmz 01:23, 8 June 2007 (BST)
June 5th
Why break-ins are still somewhat common the suburb for the most part is safe. a few of the resource buildings are taken though so it's not as safe as it could be.--'BPTmz 03:17, 6 June 2007 (BST)
June 1st
Ketchelbank could no longer be described as safe. The Necrotech buildings have fallen, and it appears that zombies have begun to overrun most of the northern section of the city as well. Its proximity to the zed Homeland appear to be turning this in the zed favor. Not sure what current Zoo-Defenders are doing about the assault.
- While the north is suffering from a zombie rise there are still plenty of safe houses. And no zed groups over 15.--'BPTmz 22:13, 1 June 2007 (BST)
May
May 27th
While the south eastern end of the suburb is under a pretty big zombie offensive, the rest of the suburb is safe as could be.--'BPTmz 00:40, 28 May 2007 (BST)
May 21st
Zed army has broken in to the museum and turned it into a kill field.-DeadFoxxx222 10:59, 21 May 2007 (PST)
March
March 20th
Last time I checked (10 minutes ago) there were plenty of survivors in the area. --'KeetTMZ 03:31, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
March 19th
Though maybe a little late, earlier the zoo was wiped clean of the living population.--Darkmagic 00:31, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
March 16th
The St Matthias's Church revive point is a place were survivors in zombie form are regularly killed, and often headshot while waiting for a revive. When you kill zombies standing in the revive queue, you are PKing, it's that simple.
- Update: The attacks mentioned above are being carried out by the group Knights of the Temple of the Shrike. They are trying to stake claim to the RP as their "Temple". After leaving the game for a period of time they've returned and rather then hold civil discussions, they have attacked the tenders of this RP, The Malton Zookeepers and attempted to throw a wrench in the operations of the St Matthias RP. Other than cause anger against their group, they've done little to damage the success of this Revive Point. --'KeetTMZ 05:16, 17 March 2007 (UTC)
March 9th
Ketchelbank is well on its way back on its feet. That said the southern end is still looking pretty bad, and revive lines are still pretty big, but it wont be long till everything is back to "safe". --Blood Panther 23:05, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
March 6th
St. Eusebius fell yesterday, over 20 bodies piled outside. There were 17 zombies beating the living shit out of the survivors. Eusebius is currently ransacked and is wide open with 7 zeds outside. --Raufgar 04:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
February
Febuary 21st
St. Eusebius has been under steady low- to medium-grade siege for the last couple days, could use a bit of help. Also the NE corner of Ketchelbank was looking a bit tattered a couple days ago. --Fungicide 19:01, 28 February 2007 (PST)
Febuary 21st
All is quiet well in Ketchelbank. There are a few reported break-ins with little to no deaths. Which is quiet evident from empty revival points. Though, a few small zombie hordes are roaming around the area it isn't anything to be really worried about. --DustinD 06:01, 21 February 2007 (PST)
February 18th
The suburb is not as dangerous as was made out to be. the two southern NT's are under attack by zombie hordes of no more then 20. no more dangerous then normal. --Blood Panther 06:30, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
- Update: I don't understand what you're saying, cuz I just got into a huge fight with a huge mob of zeds, I killed a badly damaged one with a flare then ran into my safe haven. It's pretty bad where I am, so I say keep out of here. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hiei229 (talk • contribs) 20:57, 18 February 2007.
- Update:While the Malton Zookeepers do not own this page we are big in Ketchelbank. I have just done a scouting mission and seen NO zombie groups of over 20. Most (if not all) resource buildings are barricaded, but we invite any party to come and see for your selves. --Blood Panther 05:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
February 17th
The 'burb is getting overrun, and very few survivor held positions suggest you don’t come here alone unless you come armed to the teeth. I saw what looked like some sort of leader zed. Probably a zombie group. Any attempt at retaking the burb from the zeds should be done in great numbers.
February 9th
News is best reported by those who are confirmed members of the area. While Russell and Telfer are under regular attack, local residents and The Malton Zookeepers are keeping the area well maintained with a large survivor presence and quick barricading. Revives are still some of the fastest to be had with nearly no waiting time.
In other news, the KTS and TMZ have, as of yet, not come to an agreement in their dispute. --Keet 05:04, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
February 8th
Many zeds gnawing on Russell and Telfer. Dear humans, where are you? --Bad1 16:55, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
January
January 27th
The south eastern area has been cleared of zombies and taken back into survivor control. This week is half price week at the zoo! come on over and watch the lion!--Blood Panther 21:02, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
January 26th
The South Eastern part of the suburb in particular has taken a pounding. There are groups of zeds in the 10-20 range.--Blood Panther 05:01, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
January 21st
After two members of the Knights of the Temple of the Shrike attacked and PK two members of The Malton Zookeepers, The Zookeepers have declared war on the Knights. When asked for a comment, deputy-chairman Angry Parakeet said, "We tried to work out our differences, but they (KTS) would have none of that. They started this war, we will finish it."
He continued, "The Knights should remember a quote made by Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto after the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, 'I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant.'"
January 20th
As incidents of PK attacks appear to be on an increase in the area, The Malton Zookeepers are quickly reviving and healing. As our mission is to protect the zoo animals and visitors of Ketchelbank, we will continue helping those in need. --Angry Parakeet 18:09, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
On a diplomatic note, The Malton Zookeepers continue their efforts to open discussions with Knights of the Temple of the Shrike to come to an equitable solution regarding their disagreements. However, all efforts to do so are meet with threats or belligerent responses from the KTS. Some TMZ members have reported they can hear war drums beating in the distance.
January 11th
The Malton Zookeepers deny any and all rumors about weekly Monday night shark vs zombie fights. In unrelated news, Monday night Zoo attendance is at an all time high and the former Aquarium is drawing record crowds.
Knights of the Temple of the Shrike Would like to invite one and all to come watch the Battle for the Trinity (leadership) on Sunday January 14th Check out our page for more detail.
January 7th
A few agents of the YRC, a revive group located in Yagoton, have recently been spotted about the Aquarium area of the Zoo. When enquired about their visit, they made it clear that they were seeking Zoo experts who could either confirm or deny a shocking security camera videofeed apparently taken from the Aquarium area during the early days of the outbreak. The YRC claims that their NecroNet experts managed to salvage this questionable video archive from a degraded network node apparently located in this suburb. It is unknown if The Malton Zookeepers have as of yet made their own assesment toward the films dubious authenticity.
2006
December
December 26th
The day after Christmas brings good tidings for Ketchelbank. While break-ins are still frequent in the area, survivors are quickly reclaiming those buildings. Anyone looking for revives will be pleasantly surprised at the short waiting times at both Zoo RPs located SE of the zoo at St. Matthias's Church [46,33] and north of the zoo at St. Pius's Church [41,29]. The Zoo is back open for business and the gift shop is stocked. --Angry Parakeet 06:17, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
December 14th
Ketchelbank is being overrun with zombie hordes. Very few survivors are left as large groups of zombies are smashing down barricades and dragging survivors into the streets. What few survivors are left are either fighting for their lives of fleeing Ketchelbank as quickly as possible. Blocks usually have groups from 3 to 8 zombies and most buildings are compromised. All available military, police and rescue units are needed to help quell this zombie influx. May the Emperor protect us. -Inquisitor Rain
October
October 28th
The Malton Zookeepers have returned to the Zoo and are in final preparations for The Halloween Hootenanny of Horror. Residents of Ketchelbank and the surrounding suburbs are advised to finish their costumes and be ready to party down.
October 22nd
The suburb danger level needs to be changed to red I think, there isn’t a building barricaded that I found except for a lightly in the north... lots of zeds, I just ran out of stamina getting from Caiger... where the zoo keepers at... and what happened to the [censored] of Malton? --cody6 02:04, 23 October 2006 (BST)
October 20th
Numerous zombie mobs have breached several buildings in the NW section of the suburb. It is currently unadvisable to visit the zoo as several of the enclosures and exhibits have been broken into and ransacked. A majority of The Malton Zookeepers and animals have fallen back to safe areas and are unavailable to provide visitor tours or services.
Although the revive point adjacent to the zoo at St. Pius's Church [41,29] is open and active, heavy zombie activity in the SW section of Brooke Hills means possible long wait times for revives.
October 17th
The zoo is one hot ticket right now. Several zombie groups are in the area - expect long queues to see the zoo animals.
October 1st
The new junkyard revival point is up and running with a few customers every day.
September
September 24th
After an ongoing and successful recruitment drive, The Malton Zookeepers have established a strong and consistent presence in the northwest section of Ketchelbank. The Zookeepers have also established a Zombie Visitor Center in the abandoned Malton Aquarium [43,33] to allow Malton's undead residents a chance to enjoy the City Zoo unmolested. The Zombie Zoo Animals have been periodically sighted in the City Zoo area trying to hug eat the The Malton Zookeepers and zoo visitors, enjoy your visit but please use caution when visiting the zoo. The City Zoo is currently open but is on heightened alert along with the rest of Ketchelbank on reports of the possible return of the Big Bash. Overall zombie activity in this suburb is moderate.
July
July 30th
The Channel 4 News Team has officially gone on its way, having driven their enemies before them. They're now en route to South Blythville, where they'll be using Marven Mall as a base of operations for repairing some of the damage along the frontier left by the Big Bash.
July 20th
The Channel 4 News Team has entered the area to regroup and flip off the monkeys. They plan to leave for larger battles shortly.
July 19th
Zombie numbers continue to increase throughout the suburb, most buildings have now been compromised.
July 18th
Zombies found a breach in Redpath Alley School. Chairs and desks are stained with blood, and last survivors hide in the water closets with the weak hope of escaping once the zombies fall exhausted. Tomorrow only the scent of death will remain in the abandoned classrooms.
July 15th
The Knights of the Temple of the Shrike and The Malton Zookeepers have declared a ceasefire after a brief conflict. Ketchelbank is currently on high alert due to the proximity of the RRF and Big Bash zombie hordes.
July 6th
Break-ins are becoming more frequent. First the cell phone tower is hit and then the Trick Museum. Everyone inside is presumed dead.
May
May 1st
The Black Rhinos arrive to help with medical operations. Said to be ordered here by NecroTech HQ
April
April 7th
Medium-sized groups of zombies moving through Ketchelbank, currently 8 at the Telfer building [46,34] and 14 at the hospital.
March
March 29th
Currently St. Matthias church, right near the zoo, is being sieged by a single dead chicken. Prayers inside must be aware of the risk of an avian flu epidemic.
The Knights of the Temple of the Shrike have set up a brain rotter revive point at the Telfer Building 46,34. The revive point at Bethell Square 47,33 will no longer be maintained. They consider this building to be sacred ground, any killing will be punished with death. Rivermanstx2 The Lion
March 8th
The Chi Vai Hunters have settled in on St. Eusibius Hospital for another Chi Vai excavation.
March 6th
Fairly quiet groups of two to three zeds at a time manly buildings cannot be accessed without destruction of barricades but some remain accessible. Do NOT head south at this time southern suburbs currently over-run.
February
Unknown Date - February
Knights of the Temple of the Shrike have established a Temple to the Shrike all our welcome to pay tribute to the Shrike. Zombie wishing Rebirth should wait at Bethell Square 47,33. Rivermanstx2 The Lion
The Malton Zookeepers have moved into the City Zoo, with the intention of making it safe for humans (and, of course, animals) again. Exotic animal -- especially lion -- sightings have increased exponentially in the northern part of the suburb.
January
January 17th
A group known as the 14th Black Crusade attempts to infiltrate the suburb with a view to organizing a concentrated effort to reclaim parts of the area... several members have been reported missing or lost
2005
December
December 28th
Zombies still are thick, and many key buildings have been over-run and subsequently abandoned by survivors, and subsequently have ===no=== barricades or occupants. ===Use Extreme Caution when traveling into/through Ketchelbank at this time!===
October
Unknown Date - October
Ketchelbank was the site of the first sighting of the Zombie movement known as the Church of the Resurrection. By the 16th of October, having killed most of the human inhabitants, the Church left the suburb for Eastonwood on the pilgrimage to St Jude's Cathedral in Molebank.
Later, Group two of The Ridleybank Resistance Front struck the suburb, and encountered minimal resistance as they worked to purge the Zoo of any new survivors before departing for Roftwood.
- Fun Facts: Sightings in and around the bear pit report a lone, persistent zombie with a strangely familiar name banging nightly on the barricades
