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The following comment was moved from User_talk:Midianian by Midianian^{|T|T:S|C:RCS|} at 23:16, 25 August 2008 (BST):

First time I ever heard or seen anything like that. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||22:49, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Since you also appear to have other reading problems, it's not that surprising you missed this. Also, the last image in your sig is too tall. --Midianian^{|T|T:S|C:RCS|} 23:16, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Warning

Please do not spam talk pages with advertisements for events on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. -- boxy ^{talk • i} 03:22 21 August 2008 (BST)

EMLN/Talk Archive

Since you created this page I will ask you. What do you want done with it? Alphy removed the content, but from my understanding you two are in the same group right? Do you want this deleted? Please let us know. Right now it is just sitting in the uncategorized page list. Thanks.--– Nubis ^NWO 20:53, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Lol

Well, what can I say? I liked it a lot, and I agreed with it fully. I don't really like either of them very much, but McCain has experience. And that's what counts right now. Ioncannon11 04:35, 12 June 2008 (BST)

Ashate crush? Really?

I noticed earlier that you were flying Ashate's flag. Now, far be it from me to call into question the virtues of my favorite brainstock admin... but I was under the impression that you had a bit of a tense relationship with the whole crowd? Was it the shared opposition to FMB that swayed your opinion, or... wha?--

FT ^{MCDU: Black Knights}01:51, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

You were indeed, sir- which is what makes this whole business a bit confusing. You use the following on page two of your templates:

	Ashate
	This user has a crush on Ashate, teh hottest wimmenz on Brainstock!.

Perhaps you meant to use {{CrushAshate}}?

FT ^{MCDU: Black Knights}

Suggestion Category thing

Just thought I let you know, your user page just so happens to be under Category:Current Suggestions. Not sure why, but maybe you should fix it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:04, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

laptops

i cant seem to post on the talk section of your suggestion idea. anyway. its not consistent at the moment. surely the necrotech you're accessing needs to be powered AND in a suburb with a powered phone mast?--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:38, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote

I appreciate you putting your "wait" vote in the keep section (Weighed Down). I hope Kevan has the wisdom not to make too many updates in a short time period, but your note is appreciated. --Pdeq^Talk* 20:46, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

First Ruining of Fort Creedy

You probably have much better info on zed and PK'er numbers than I do, and the groups involved on both sides. So please, feel free to contribute, and tell me how I did on my user talk page.  Nalikill  ^{TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI}  02:10, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

Danger Report

Only time I'm going to do that, please don't VB me, but, I'm asking you, please, let this guy's danger report stay. It's relatively unbiased, it's relatively good, if you want to update it, please, try to keep it at least a little unbiased. And pardon my language I used in the note when I reverted it.  Nalikill  ^{TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI}  21:05, 1 January 2008 (UTC) Not quite a stalker. I'm addicted to Recent Changes. :D  Nalikill  ^{TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI}  21:12, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

Pissed Off

A CGR guy just shot me dead at the Morrish NT, where I was heading the defence. His name was Ahzid. What gives? --Blanemcc 16:29, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I lol'd. Killing is generally what PKers do. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 16:30, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

1st off, silence you DORIS ass hat. Pluto is not a planet. 2nd, if it is a rummer Secruss ill have to deal with him. We can't be busy fighting PKers while BB2 is tearing up the 'burb. --Blanemcc 19:59, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa! Hold on! Don't insult Cyberbob. He's a raider, as am I. So back off Blane. And PKing is what PKers do. There's no point in arguing with it.

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Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||20:06, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

	Dance-Off
	Oh Snap!

--Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 20:15, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

I apologise, one oof his tags is DORIS so....meh? Its hell on earth though. --Blanemcc 05:01, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm in DORIS as well as CGR. The two are not mutually exclusive. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 07:01, 1 January 2008 (UTC)

PKPC template

Your template used to link to an image (Image:Pub.jpg) near the end, unfortunately, due to the way you linked to it, and because it was never included on a page, it seems to have been deleted because it showed up as unused. You may want to upload another. If you do, can I suggest you put it on a page somewhere (either your user, group, or talk page) so as to keep it off the unused images list -- boxy ^{talk • i} 02:00 26 December 2007 (BST)

Team Zombie Hardcore

Thanks for the template. Any press is good press. How about you guys try being men and making your own enemies rather than being everyone else's bitch? Balls To The Whalls Mother Focker! --Duke cage 13:56, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

Obi gives him our token of awesome

	Creedy Guerilla Raiders
	Being pwned by 10yr olds since March 2006.Big Balls of Hardcore Fury in our mouth! Thank you Team Zombie Hardcore, you are awesome.

ObiFireFighter 22:14, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

We're at war with the DEM, Project TIME, Paradox, and Red Rum. And I have killed ObiFireFighter. Let it be know as well, that the Silent Night Slaughter went over well despite our apparent "pwnability". ----Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||

LOL, he used an neutral alt (non CGR) to kill me... How noble was that? A group that has a Nazi on his team, uses dirty tactics and and note the irony claims that *cough* fights facist,zergers ect... must be pretty retarded to have members like you, despite your group's apparent "fight against zergers and facists". Btw you still have a long way to go to catch my body count dude... ObiFireFighter 00:07, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Oh no! Zerg rush! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE. I saw your name and recognized it. In fact... this shall be the inspiration for my next piece... Perhaps Grunny simply likes hunting unsophisticated clods.----Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:47, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

It still is a cheap kill... I inspire everybody...looking foward to that piece... cheap shot! ObiFireFighter 11:22, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for linking TZH. I guess you're not so useless after all :P -Shirly Logan

What's your deal, Secruss? Have we made you angry in some way? I believe we were fully in the right to tell one of the people who were hired to kill us to 'fuck off'. And anything made that is Anti-tzh is also fair game to assault. I like your template collection, seriously. Nice work, but the Anti-tzh crap is grounds for an eternal assbruising by team whalberg. A simple apology and we'll quit, if not let the hammer be dropped. Balls To The Whalls!

RE: Trenchy Comment

Yes, which is why I said it was nearly impossible. Unless it was a trenchy armed with lucky clovers, rabbits feet and the whole doo daa --Blanemcc 23:57, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

We are in the Pitneybank area for now yes. Currently we're at war with the PKer group IRATE and we are losing due to the fact we can't locate the slippy sons-of-guns from day to day. --Blanemcc 09:01, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

We've checked. They are just very good at sending out a few socuts. Reporting enemy locations. Whacking them. Retreating. --Blanemcc 22:31, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

I am familiar with the tool but see it as a waste of time.

I would never join the AoFC, too trenchy for my liking. As far as unsecure forums go, we try to keep ours secure. As soon as I figure out how to set up proper validation we will be pretty darn secure.

Merry Christmas --Blanemcc 10:22, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

No offence meant. You know yourself what type of guys hang around in Creedy.

I already have masks in place. When people join our forums they are allocated as members. If they PM me showing they are a group member or ally I change their group on the forum so they have access to our private sections :) --Blanemcc 12:59, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

ambitions gone wild

Quite sad behavior Secruss, quite sad! Welcome to the bottom of Maltons PKer community! Although I doubt that you can call this, let´s say "man" a murderer because he has hardly ever killed anyone. It is hard to believe that you are really helping this utterly creative genius. After all it seems like as if the Rummers were right and you guys just don´t have any style at all. Slap me in the face if this was meant to be sarcastic! --the wallaby^♥ 13:58, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Talk:Suggestions#Constant_Pest

Please feel free to use any of the text from this suggestion idea; its based on your work after all. Alternately, I could submit the idea with included credits for you.  Swiers 19:35, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

PK

I do not appreciate you killing me or my group. Umbrella and I are not allied with Project: T.I.M.E. or any other PKer group. I have many comrades/allies and I can be revived very quickly, so I suggest you save your ammunition and AP for someone that actually deserves it. -Wesker 02:15, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Your Sig

Do you want the timestamp to be a certain colour or something? The code for that is

<span style="color:#777"> {{{{{subst|}}}LOCALTIME}}, {{{{{subst|}}}LOCALDAY}} {{{{{subst|}}}LOCALMONTHNAME}} {{{{{subst|}}}LOCALYEAR}} (BST) </span>

which should produce 21:13, 22 December 2024 (BST)

I trust you already know how web colours work. There's no shame if you don't, though. :P--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:31, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Anytime. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 08:43, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Fix it, or don't use it -- boxy • talk • 12:19 30 November 2007 (BST)

Remove the last span tags, that should solve the problem.--Karek^maps?! 16:48, 30 November 2007 (UTC)

indeed agreed

Dear Sir, "this is awsome" you agreed to on our talkpage and all I say is: agreed! I really love your new template, not to speak of the splendit humour ir represents. I believe we definitely should work together one day I just don´t feel capable of hating the DEM, they´ve done so much for our kind. What would we be without the Rogues Gallery? Nobody, indeed Sir! I wish you a jolly good time with whatever you´r doing right now! Your Wasted wallaby 22:35, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Your Ad

You need to sign your Recruitment ad again, so people know you are still around. Otherwise, it will be deleted.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 03:51, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Anytime.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:32, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Nirvana Fan Association

Yea i would like to have you make a template-Yodae god 11:28, 24 September 2007 (BST)

Me too.

Thanks for the template -Yodae god 10:50, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Private Eye

Got a job for me? Leave a message and information at the beep. --Secruss 21:44, 8 September 2007 (BST)

Current Suggestions

Ooops, be less crude when you take something out of the Current Suggestions page, the <noinclude>'s are there for a reason! I fixed the minor error you made, no big problem.

And your suggestion can't have been too bad, it's already in Peer Reviewed after all. Great minds think alike, and all that. 'arm. 03:06, 27 July 2007 (BST)

Geez

You were a bit harsh on that Mutating zombies Newb weren't ya? Though I suppose he deserves it for making three sugesstions in one day. I really hope he doesn't turn out to be like Mr A-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:57, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Recruitment page

Hello, I see you placed an ad on the recruitment page. I need you to timestamp it. You can do this by adding ~~~~ or~~~~~ to the bottom of your ad. - Whitehouse 21:24, 14 May 2007 (BST)

Your Suggestion

Don't feel bad, It was better then most other suggestions.--Vista ⁺¹ 11:34, 28 May 2007 (BST)

Assuming Vista & I are talking about the same suggestion-
Firstly, bad idea. I'm sorry, but it just is. Ransack was really bad for survivors when it was introduced, it became worse when it was changed, so let's not make it worse yet. Secondly, I think you might be thinking that free-running involves bridges. Well, it doesn't. Wikipedia has an article on it, you should check it out. Third, I admire the amount of thought you put into your suggestion, and hope to see you on the suggestions page again soon.--Labine50 ^MHG|^MEMS|^DHPD 23:01, 29 May 2007 (BST)

YES

Got it!

--REHUNK 00:03, 19 August 2007 (BST)

GANKED

Headless Gunner just ganked your discussion page! Muahuahuahua! --Headless gunner ^W! 18:45, 5 September 2007 (BST)

Good Evening

I do believe that you and your friends would be interested in this policy. I feel it would give the users a way to repeal sysops who are abusing their power, not around, or behaving in an inappropriate manner. --Akule ^{School's in session.} 23:45, 12 September 2007 (BST)

MMS

Hello, this is the Head Administrator of the MMS, you contacted us concerning the Alliance of Fort Creedy. I am honoured we have been asked into this alliance however, before we can be of any use we have to be all revived first, then we all have to regroup and collect together again. This will take some time, the MMS have been trying to hold back the spreading red and as a result, we are now scattered and divided and have been severely tested. We wish to be a "group" once again so that we can bring something more that just a random bunch of survivors. I will be in Mrh? umm..contact. Head Administrator, GreenWing.--Sunil 09:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Staff Requirements

There isn't a written set of formal requirements for staff (as I haven't gotten round to it yet) however, all persons wishing to join the Staff must:

• Be pro-survivor
• Not have conflicting ideals (eg. be also a member of a Pk'er or zombie group)
• Not have zerg characters or automated bots (eg to check chades) or spy with alts
• Not have another character in the same suburb
• Not combat revive
• Recognise the Head Administrator and that his word is final
• Work together and remain in contact

Virtually all of the Staff we take on board are very new players and so are unlikely to have engaged in some of the activities in the points above. Constant tutoring and advice (when we are together) mean that Staff stay on the straight and narrow. Our virtues have even made a PK'er group temporarily turn pro-survivor to help us, a zombie group move out because we "are just too nice to keep killing" and some zombies turn into survivors because they just wanted to hear our comedy (in game talk - for which we are famous for).

I will get round to writing a formal set of requirements, but these will give you an idea of the high level of quality and integrity that I demand of my Staff. Head Administrator.--Sunil 09:24, 14 September 2007 (BST)

Initial Decision

Sorry there has been some delay; RL has been hassling me. Anyway, after some background reading and initial thinking it may be that the Malton Medical Staff have to refuse your offer of joining the Alliance of Fort Creedy due to possible conflict of interest.

AoFC members are compelled to protect the Fort should it come under attack, the MMS are part of the Roftwood Coordination Center and ought to help in Roftwood when it comes under attack. Our own mission is the protection of VSB+2 Hospitals to keep new survivors as survivors. One can see that the MMS can be pulled by both sides in some circumstances (eg when both Roftwood and Fort Creedy are under attack etc). Fort Creedy is also a considerable distance from Roftwood.

I hope you see these will need to be worked out. Head Administrator.--Sunil 11:15, 23 September 2007 (BST)

51st WAD

Hello! I am here on behalf of the 51st Welsh Armoured Division, and would firstly like to say, thank you for considering my groups mebership. The additions you requested to out Rules and Regualtions were made and we hope they are up to your satisfaction :) Also we wish to thank you for symplifying our links. Just as a footnote, yes i am into Warhammer 40k and a large part of my command structure and rules are based upon the Imperial Guards!

Thanks

Lord General Militant Matthew Mainwaring .--Trooper Matthew 4:22, 17 September 2007 (GMT)

Targets of Opportunity

Secruss, I enjoyed the spontaneous killing spree we had the other day, and must say that we should be sure to coordinate future devivication of Valkyries as often as possible.

Tommorrow is an ammo day, so hopefully I'll be ready to do some good work on Friday. Please text me in-game or feel free to contact me through other means.

Sincerely, --Stephen Colbert DFA 21:53, 17 October 2007 (BST)

Loss of Life

I just hopelessly lost 5 minutes off the span of my life reading all your templates when I should be studying for a Microbiology test. If I make an 89 on it, you'll be hearing from my attorney, Harvey Carlson. Also, if some of your templates mysteriously appear on my User page, I'm blaming it on a member of Red Rum. --Headless gunner ^W! 19:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Pker Alliance

The SS would be gald to join with fellow Pkers for a Xmas massicare where do i sign?

-Thanks i just joined the PKA fourms. Super Six One

Thank you

For talking on the above guy's page about when the Silent Night Slaughter was going to be. I'd seen the page, saw the poster, read your post... I put 2 and 2 together, and you see the result on the Fort Creedy page.  Nalikill  ^{TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI}  22:08, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Slient Night Template

Hi there, I like the templates that you have collected on your userpage, and the ones that you have created.

I made a tiny change to your Silent Night Template basically changing

 This [[PKA|user or group]]

to

{{{1|This [[PKA|user or group]]}}}

The ( 1 ) is a variable that the user of the template can define, the text following the pipe symbol ( | ) is what will be used if the variable is left undefined when someone uses the template. That text is important because the template will look bad if the variable is undefined. Everything is enclosed by 3 curly braces ( {{{ }}} ) which tells the template there is a variable at that location.

This doesn't break the template for existing users and allows users and groups to place their own name in place of the 'This user or group' text. To see an example of the modified template in use check out the bottom of the Rowcliffe Must Fall group page. If you don't like the change I'm sorry, and feel free to revert it, but I really think it is a useful enhancement to the template. --Fox0ne 20:59, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for keeping my change, and yeah we all love the CDF don't we :)

For more info on using Variables in Templates go HERE. The example used there has named variables instead of numbers like I used above. With Named Variables you have to call the template and after a pipe by putting the variable name equals the value - Like this:

 {{DrunkLevel|User=I|Level=so drunk, I can't use grammer}}

With numbered Variables you can just put the value after the pipe like this:

 {{SNSlaughter|Rowcliffe Must Fall}}

the advantage of named variables is that you can define them in any order, the advantage of numbers is it's less work to setup, but you have to define the variables after the pipe in the order of the numbers. Just use a pipe to separate each variable definition in the template call.

There are more functions out there for templates, but the Urban Dead Wiki doesn't support most of them.

Keep up the good work. --Fox0ne 22:44, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

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Thanks for linking TZH to Team Zombie Hardcore. That was something I had wanted to do for a while but couldn't figure out. I can do basic wiki stuff, but nothing too complicated. We appreciate your assistance, if not your humor.

--Dhavid Grohl 15:37, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Malton Civil War

to sum it up, it's a declairation of war against the DEM law enforcement groups. mfd and mems are ok, but the rest need to burn in hell. did i explain properly? =) our group needed something different then "kill all zombies!" and "we will be free!!" so we decided to pick a fight, and call it a good fight too! -- Jack ^{S13 T! PC} 00:45, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

the civil war page was a hope i could band together all groups that want to destroy the DEM. Section 13 has made the MFD and MEMS the exeption, but DEM and all law enforcement brances are villians in our eyes. Do you represent the CGR? because S13 would wilingly alley with them. -- Jack ^{S13 T! PC} 16:52, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

No alliances, eh? that's cool. maybe oneday we could work in cooperation on something, i'll make sure to tell my boys that the CGR are good in our books. --Jack ^{S13 T! PC} 15:03, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Looking to hire for a contract.

I understand your private eye can be hired. Contact me FragMonkey2009@sbcglobal.net so we can work something out.

UPDATE: Alright here's the deal. I have a vendetta against this guy, but I do not want to be the one to kill him. I know him personally, and I know where he stays as his "safe house." Could you go over there and simply kill him for me (and take screenshot or iwitness proof or something)?

He stays at The Crofts Arms (32,59) in southern Shore Hills. If you can get over there as soon as possible, that would be appreciated. Oh and his profile is here

Reply on my talk page to see if you accept or not, and when you will head on over there. By the way, which character are you using?

UPDATE: Alright I'm glad you accepted. When is it that you will head on over there?

UPDATE: Alright sit tight. He should come there later, as this is where he always goes before logging off.

Pvt Vukov

Stalin

Cool template. Like how you worded it. But it doesn't say anything besides sum him up. --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS CRF pr0n} 21:41, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

comment reversion

That snuffalupagus guy made himself look like a tard. Thanks for deleting his monumentally inain comment - it saved me the work of trying to explain how dumb he made himself look. -- Jack ^{S13 T! PC} 14:32, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Pker

You are commended for reporting yourself. --Jon Pyre 03:32, 24 June 2008 (BST)

goddamnit secruss!

that's twice your phone message button has fooled me!

RE:

That may be so but not on a truly malton wide scale with hundreds of players activly searching for DEM members Brian Vesty 22:11, 26 August 2008 (BST)