Talk:The Fortress

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Thanks and Stay Vigilant! Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join}

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The Black Berets - New Forum

Hello, this is Iluliaq from the Black Berets. Our forum is currently experiencing technical difficulties, so we've shifted to a new temporary forum: http://s14.invisionfree.com/ghdu If your representative registers under the same username, they will be added shortly. Thanks for your patience. 25.March.2006

Alliance of Giddings

Hello, my name is Saromu. I'm co-founder of the Alliance of Giddings and we were wondering if your group and Shackleville would be interested in joining us. You can contact me on my talk page. Thank you. Saromu 02:04, 26 March 2006 (BST)

Hey again. Want to also ask if you're interested in joining with Fryerbank since you're a big group there. We're interested in securing Joachim Mall and part of it is in Fryerbank. So contact me if you can. Saromu 01:57, 1 April 2006 (BST)

Remember, remember the 5th of November

You are all urged to storm the infected heart of our fair city of Malton on the 5th of November. We shall not lie down, we shall take back what is ours! Codename V 14:46, 4 April 2006 (BST)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

After your little in-game rant at one of our temporarily harman members it gives me GREAT pleasure to learn of your death at the hands, err claws, of United Ferals. Whilst I am sure the member in question was hurt by your rude manner, it probably didn't hurt as much as the zombies now munching on your corpse. Thank you SO MUCH for helping us choose todays target, we were torn between a few buildings but decided that your trenchcoat ways meant you deserved to die most.

I do hope you get revived soon, as I suspect that we shall probably be killing you over and over. See you again soon! Mr L 01:46, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Trenchies? we HATE trenchies. we like to think of ourselves as well organised groups working to restore maltons human population. Trenchies just run around, kill zombies and act like 12 year old chronic counter-strike players with serious problems. we care, we really do. unless your a trenchie. GAH! Stupid trenchies!--Doctorgun 10:35, 13 October 2008 (BST)

Code red? Oops.

Drat that cat, submitting this for me early.

Well, all dignity gone, hello from the happy mob of party zombies that, well, you know. Kind of trashed your place. Set fire to the sofa, that sort of thing. Ate everyone. Hope you're not too miffed. Thought you might like to know that what took your Fortress 4 from EHB and looking rather safe and attractive to an empty gutted shell was, in fact, a party. The RRF EXCURSION shore-leave party. But the happy party zombies will be moving on, and I'm sure you can get Fortress 4 looking spiffy again in no time. I mention this because I know that with zombie anonymity, it's not always obvious who ate your brains.

Greetings from your accidental foes, the Ridleybank Resistance Front. Good luck with the after-party cleanup. --Fred Dullard 01:27, 29 April 2006 (BST)

Greetings from the RRF

We seem to be moving in the same area, and thus far our ops units and intelligence people have been fairly impressed with your level of organization and smart style of play. BARHAH to our worthy harman foes. Petrosjko 00:40, 30 April 2006 (BST)

Again, Greetings. Somewhat recently, a few of your members [posted on our forums]. Personally I enjoyed the diversion from what sadly seems to be standard survivor behavior of yelling crude insults. I am curious to learn more about you guys, as I see your tags all over. If you have IRC or a forum, I am interested in taking part in any public discussions. Contact me here or my talk page with your thoughts and concerns. Barhah --Gus Thomas^SpartaZHU 17:29, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Greetings from the Undeadites

This is in response to the rather polite killing I received from Travis MK1. I bear no ill will or hostilities for the PKing. I was revived by an unwitting survivor after attacking a powered Necrotech. While I carry no vandetta I look forward to meeting Travis and the rest of the Fortress on the field of battle. - ZombieMcAllen of the Undeadites May 12, 17:40 (-5 GMT)

Malton Hospitals Group

Attention usergroup, Malton Hospitals Group needs your help. If you're running a hospital, please notify us as soon as it's on our list of hospitals. 04:55, 16 May 2006 (BST)

Greetings from Ferals United

As a response to the message from Travis MK1, I am here to represent our little group. We're not evil, we're not irresponsible - we just love the smell of trenchcoats in the morning. Please don't think badly of us, we are merely feeding our hunger. Unanimously, we have chosen Fortress members as our tastiest meal - with some claiming that your group is 25% lip-smackingly delicious than neighbouring groups. I, for one, particularly enjoy the Ears. --Creeping Flesh 22:50, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Greetings from the Drunken Dead

I was giving a Social Studies lesson and the members of this group ran away. Don't think you've got away without doing your homework! And really, do you need all those miltary titles? Anyway, interrupted our pub crawl to give some quick lessons. Hope you enjoyed! -- Edith Bauer 20 July 2006 0:22 GMT

• It was so kind of you to provide that invaluable lesson to Studz on scent trails! I believe all the recruits have been able to learn from it. I hope you enjoyed your stay in our school. I'm so sorry we couldn't stick around and provide you with more entertainment but there are always more lessons to learn, you know! You were given little resistence this time because one of our own invited you, but don't feel free to stop in again. Next time the lesson will be taught to you, not by you. -- Drill Sergeant KsTxGirl 16:35, 20 July 2006 (BST)

Your Attention is Requested

Would your group be interested in a relationship with FedCom: Urban Dead?
We seek to unite the South-East corner of the city, so that together we stand as a stronger force against the zombie threat and their PKer servants.
If so, please send a representative to discuss the future on our diplomatic forum.
We look forward to meeting you.

--Terminator 21:48, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Logans_Run_Challenge

Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 16:59, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Love from Jascha Pohl Sucks

I think that "Greetings" thing has been overused... so instead I bring you Love. For all of you, and especially for Fishel. Stay tasty, Fortress friends! --Dr Ransom of Jascha Pohl Sucks, 05:23, 30 August 2006 (BST)

Recruitment Ad

It’s that time again… Please update your timestamp by 9-12 or the advertisement will be deleted. Thank you. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 07:23, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Broadway Zombies Tour Rider

Dear Jensonson, Please be aware that the Broadway Zombies find the conditions for appearance at your party to be unacceptable. It has come to our attention that we will not be performing at the main party location. We are not the Off-Broadway Zombies. We do not do school plays.
If you choose to rectify this condition, please notify us immediately, as we are having great fun at the Zoo. Please be aware of the conditions set forth in our tour rider.--Snarfo 18:55, 16 September 2006 (BST)

The Hellfighters are by your side

I offer our hand in an alliance between our two groups. Together, we may shatter the zombie hordes and keep the fortress at bay --Gehennanow 03:48, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Alliance Proposal

A fellow survivor group, the Sons of Liberty, offer you a hand in dealing with the undead and any foes that you might encounter. We are a split group of the Malton Mob and are currently in Shackleville and hope that we may fight alongside each other. Will you accept? --Gehennanow 14:02, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Request

Dragonhead request that all Fortress members currently residing in Fryerbank at The Noonan Building and The Lintell Building do not revive any listed members of Zog of Marrinium on our wiki page. They have left atl characters in Fryerbank to spy on our members locations to help with their anti-social behaviour. This group has no intention of co-existing with other survivor groups within Fryerbank and helping to fend off the zombie scourge. Therefore your assistance (Not if killing them, as don't want get your group dragged into their pathetic pettiness) but in not reviving or healing their members would be much appreciated. Dragonhead have had a good standing relationship with The Fortress over the last 12 months in Fryerbank and have worked well together to maintain it as a safe place for all survivors, so would appreciate your co-operation on this issue. Homuncubish 15:48, 3 April 2007 (BST)

The MIGHTY Zog of Marrinium have no argument with The Fortress. Zombiek 15:53, 3 April 2007 (BST)

The Zog of Marrinium are no more. We have had enough of the incestuousness of Dragonhead, therefore have temporarily disbanded as a group. However, we intend bloody and spiteful revenge at some point in the future. I suggest that The Fortress be wary of the petty and tedious Dragonhead treachery, they are trying to draw you in. What other group has EVER asked you to fight their battles for them? (or at least to make them easier. They are weasles and have tried this before, - see the pages of The Soft Parade) Amiasheep 17:01, 3 April 2007 (BST) Amiasheep 3/4/07

We have not requested The Fortress to help fight our silly childish fight with your pathetic group that your member nuclear jamjar started. We have requested that they do not heal or revive you if find your members in Fryerbank, your group has shown consistantly from grief of our group at start of this year and DK13 last year so show no intention of co-operating with other survivor groups to maintain a secure Fryerbank. You prefer to spam airways with childish drivel, spray over other groups turf paint and barricade entry points, and instead of killing zeds prefer to attack other survivor groups.

Slight difference between our request of not assisting you by healing or reviving, and one of asking them to join fight against you. Bit like your request to Soft Parade to devive our members. Our message to Soft Parade was to pass on information on your whereabouts as you deemed it fit to PK that group as well as ours, it only made sense to co-operate.

To The Fortress sorry for this dirty laundry getting aired above, feel free to delete what you deem inappropriate for your discussion page. Myself I had to setup an special page just for ZOM drivel as it became constant pain flooding our pages. Homuncubish 21:30, 3 April 2007 (BST)

That's simply not the case. Stop trolling for an argument, homuncubish. You and your group are griefers and pkers, and now you're trying to get others to join in. That's bullying. Just to reiterate, we have no issues with The Fortress. Zombiek 21:38, 3 April 2007 (BST)

Only griefers and PKers in Fryerbank is ZOM and that has been pretty obvious to all other parties residing in the suburb. Dragonhead members have never actively sought out to PK other survivors unlike ZOM members, the only players we have killed have been in revenge kills for unprovoked PKing of our members (We still owe ZOM quite a few revenge kills, but as your are not to be found in Fryerbank and we do not actively chase outside Fryerbank to exact the revenge kills they are outstanding. We have more important issues of maintaining a secure Fryerbank than wasting our AP running around after your group Homuncubish 21:57, 3 April 2007 (BST)

Just count up the volume of the inane ramblings from Homuncubish and his fellows. Compare them to ours. Make your own mind up who are the wierdo's. I shall not be replying to any Dragonhead slurs on these pages again. Thank you The Fortress, for your tolerance. --Amiasheep 11:46, 4 April 2007 (BST)

• See below. And be aware, Dragonhead are nought but one person in a Zerger suit --Amiasheep 09:14, 16 April 2007 (BST)

lolz that comment coming from you. Talk about calling the kettle black. Homuncubish

ZOM have reformed as PKing group Bigger Mortice, as requested with ZOM, The Fortress members residing in Fryerbank please do not revive or heal these anti-survivor players. Homuncubish 16:44, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Be vigilant of PKing.

(Taken from the BM wiki page) We hear there's lots of fun to be had (in Fryerbank) --Zombiek 12:15, 13 April 2007 (BST) Homuncubish 11:32, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Please don't copy and paste my comments. You've already been warned about this. --Zombiek 14:01, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Freelance Military Operations

Hello there! This is Kaisuke from FMO, id just like to thank one of your members Jensonson for helping out me and Daniel Storm (a fellow FMO member) today! Were currently operating in Fryerbank with a distant goal of helping retake Fort. Perryn, so if your ever in need of men around the area feel free to ask on the wiki or forums! Of particular note if there are any jobs or contracts you would like to give us my merc's are always looking for bigger and better jobs! thanks for your time. --Kaisuke 20:50, 3 May 2007 (BST)

The DOJG

The DOJG are moving in to give you all a very friendly fight. We killed one of your members today, but I will not say who or where as to not give away our position. I am sure he will tell you anyway. Let's have some fun and enjoy the skinning of your flesh. Good times!!!! Are you about a size fourteen? Do you have any large women and men, roomie? See you soon.````

Fiat Lux

Illumination is the rarest of gifts. Nothing travels faster than light, nothing burns brighter…infuse a light with truth, and it will outrun, and outshine any lie you pit against it.

One year ago, a band of brave heroes brought a new kind of light to Malton. Some of you remember it, some of you have since heard, others of you were there, beside me, as we turned over the world and transform night into day. Now, I seek to do it again.

I have called you, brothers in arms, because of your rare devotion to the survivor cause. In times to come, many will hear of this event, and will claim to have kindled the light of a new age, but you will stand among the first to renew the light of Malton…the Extravaganza has come again.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Second_Extravaganza Are you with me?

Team Zombie Hardcore Is In The Neighborhood

This is Duke Cage of Team Zombie Hardcore. I was contacted by Stark Senap of the Fortress. We are willing to help in the retake of Nichols Mall. I have 7 survivors with me from the team of hardcore awesome. We got two guys down that of course have the only needles on the team. My email address is on my User Page. Feel free to contact me there regarding communication. Balls To The Whalls!

E.N.D.

We here at E.N.D. are a nomadic survivor group that would like to help Malton by traveling threw every town taking out any threat to returning our beloved city to its old glory. If we are in need, call upon us and will give our lives if we must, heal the sick, and return your loved ones to there living bodies. E.N.D. ask for a alliance with every survivor group. If all survivors can work in harmony, Together, our children will grow up to think zeds are only a ghost story. We are in no way for PKing, GKing, or the like.

I have been in contact with steve the decimator on Brainstock, and he suggest to add you as a ally, I hope this is ok with you. Don't want to jump the gun so to speak. At first I thought he was the leader, until he mentioned otherwise. --XxPale HorsexX 15:48, 29 July 2007 (BST)

Greetings From Stickling!

Yo ho Annun here!

Well I hear some of your lads have been around Shearbank of late, so I was wondering If I could lend a hand in any way to help clear out some of those D.A.R.I.S. members that have been causing problems of late, I have been doing my fair share to keep em down already, heh heh, but a bit of organization would help. So If you want to have a wee chat about the problems in Shearbank and how to deal with them, let me know aye? I would be happy to lend a hand.

Ohh, and this may help a bit KOS

The Headbangers of Malton

We've been working along side your group for some time now in an effort to clear out an area that has become increasingly infested. I have a feeling things are only going to get worse if we don't up our level of coordination. Are you still in the same suburb? After the last devastating break-in I can't find most of the survivors, other than those from my group. We have a secure forum for allied comms if you want to use that, or I can get an account on your forum. Check out The Headbangers of Malton for a link to the HoM message board. We also need to think about getting other groups involved. This back and forth shit is getting us nowhere. --Stickman 15:32, 19 August 2007 (BST)

Ft. Perryn

Greetings from the Cannonball Crew. I noticed on the Fort Perryn page you have listed yourselves as present in the fort. I've certainly noticed your presence over the last couple weeks, and believe me the rest of us survivors are glad you're here. However, my understanding of wiki rules is that you're only supposed to list yourselves if you'll be there permanently. I got in a big fight with the head of the RRF last year because I claimed my group was "present" in Riddleybank; we were present, but only for a mission, and then we left again, so we didn't deserve to have ourselves listed on the "known groups in this suburb" section.

If you do plan on making a permanent presence at Ft. Perryn, we should coordinate our efforts. The Fort Perryn Defense Force has already merged with us, and we have top-level contacts with the CDF and the Rangers. Please contact us through the Open Diplomacy section of our forum. --Koppie 19:37, 31 August 2007 (BST)

Hi Koppie. I wasn't aware of that ruling and as The Fortress is not remaining at Fort Perryn for much longer I will personally make sure to remove our tag upon departure. Thanks for the heads up and look forward to working with you again in the future. Stay Vigilant! Jensonson 01:16, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Complaint from from FlintMC (placed within main article)

As a note, members of this group have been known to kill innocent players under the guise of its self-appointed "authority". Use extreme caution when dealing with its members, especially FieryCross.

Response from Jensonson - FieryCross is a trainee at our Boot Camp. If you have a concern with his behaviour or actions feel free to contact me at TheVigilantFortress@yahoo.co.uk Jensonson 01:27, 6 September 2007 (BST)

Clan Wolverine

Hello my name is Eragon Hallis a new ruler in the subrub of Malton, currently based within Fort Peryn. If you take a loook at my little page detailing my unit, were essentially mercs for hire, doing ANY mission for the sake of Greater Malton. If you need anything done feel free to contact us, healing, shooting, raiding ect. Eragon Hallis 0031 September 17 (EST)

It's a date

Dear Tommy Crowbar,

Thank you for your kind offer of a nice evening out on the town. I'd like to take you up on that. Dinner at the mall food court perhaps, followed by a movie at Vere? All I require to make this a reality is a little jab with your syringe. That's not so much to ask, and certainly cheaper than a dozen roses...though it may come at a higher cost later.

Sincerely yours,

--Goolina _{Gore Corps} 13:31, 5 October 2007 (BST)

Apologetic Belated Response

Dearest Goolina,

First of all I would like to apologize for not seeing this until now. Apparently no one looks at this talk page as often as we should. I would still love to take you on a date but operations have taken me elsewhere since we last met. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the near future. I am hoping that you'll give me the honor of taking you for a night out when we meet again.

Sincerely,

--Tommy Crowbar _{The Fortress} 15:34, 17 October 2007 (CST)

Dear Mr. Crowbar,

Imagine my surprise at seeing you in Ridleybank, and at the Blackmore NT of all places! Despite the jealousy of Miss Elainious and her attempts at blocking your flirtatious advances, I did in fact see your kind words. If, perchance, fate deals us both a kind hand after this siege, perhaps we could adjourn to one of the finer restaurants in Roftwood for a cozy meal. You know where to find me.

Sincerely,

--Goolina _{Gore Corps} 06:30, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Fryerbank Madness

Please stop killing zombies in the Phipps Building (NT) Fryerbank, it is a Brain Rot revive point. Cheers! --Thekooks 13:36, 26 October 2007 (BST)

I believe your mistaken according to our records as long time Fryerbank residents we have The Dirkinson Building [99,89] listed as "Open house reviv clinic - NO BARRICADING REQUIRED". Phipps Building NT should be barricaded to EH.

--Tommy Crowbar _{The Fortress} 15:00, 2 November 2007 (CST)

Help Whittenside

We need help down at Whittenside. Please help us.Agent Fenix 00:51, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

As chance would have it, The Fortress is celebrating its christmas down in Whittenside. It's no secret - we're much too noisy for that! Expect the entire force of The Fortress to be present by Christmas Day.

-- Jensonson 18:10, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Bashing Back (Pitneybank)

BB2 are now in Pegton. Let's pile people into the Farmer NT up in Pitneybank in preperation for our stand. Hope to see you guys there. --Blanemcc 10:14, 28 December 2007 (UTC)

Help me!

This is Olivia Faber (I recently joined) And I'm standing outside the school in desperate need of a revive...!--Olivia Faber 00:00, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Hi Olivia Faber,

It's been a month since you've checked in on our forum, but this is our main source of communication. I've resent the forum address to your email so you can post your ID and co-ord's on the Afterlife topic. Many thanks.

-- Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join}

Is this yours?

This guy Dogeater http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=283101 is running around trashing generators in Dartside with your group name. --Evl kitty 16:37, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Dogeater isn't one of our members, and until now, I hadn't even heard of him! Thanks for the heads-up though. If a member of ours was behaving in this way, we would be able to put a stop to it immediately. Hope he decides to move on soon. Stay Vigilant!

Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 17:48, 10 January 2008 (UTC)

Zombie Farmer http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=882370 just destroyed a genny in Bale Mall, he had your group name.

Again, not one of ours. I guess it's the consequence of being a major survivor group. :/ Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 15:39, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Consarnit!

You know, I've seen more PKer kills in the last couple of months than I've seen zombie kills in my... what, year-and-a-half? of playing. Now, is [1] this guy one of yours? 'Cause he PKed one of the leaders of the Cheap Ass Survivors, like, fifteen minutes ago. - Subotei's Crotch 17:38, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Sorry not ours either, we do have a list here Fortress_Files#Full_Fortress_Roster --Dedun 18:33, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

A tip of the hat to you, as well

Avatorous, thanks for your kind words. Although I'm retired from the Gore Corps, I'm still going to be active in the RRF. You may see me in/around Ridleybank, if you ever jump on the (insert extremely high number here) Battle of Blackmore bandwagon. And of course, I won't be getting the rot, so do not despair of my ever giving up my PKing ways. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 04:46, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Penny Heights Revive Points

Hey, saw a few of your guys around Penny Heights so I thought I'd invite you to have your say on the proposed changes to Penny Height's revive point layout here.

Thanks.--Nick 05:49, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Hi Nallan, I passed this info on to our nearest Fortress Commander, Swinky. The RP layout looks good. Best of luck with the Penny Heights recovery :)

Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 23:59, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, Jensonson. We've got a hard slog ahead of us - any help appreciated ;) --Nick 12:18, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

The Big Prick

Any Fortress members interested in joining / sending alts? Anything we should be aware of / can do to be nore helpful if we move into an area where you are?

Although I understand your objective; to make Malton a safer place, The Fortress does not approve of combat reviving. We feel that it is a cheap and unethical tactic that is actually counter-productive to survivors in that it increases PKing, which in turn deters survivors from the game. Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 12:46, 27 April 2008 (BST)

Just wondering..

Is it meant to say fourth year under the section about the Fortress in 2008? Urbandead is two, soon three, years old. - W 00:31, 5 June 2008 (BST)

I guess it's a bit cheeky. The Fortress was established in September 2005, so we've been active in 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 - which is four separate years ;) Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 20:29, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Yagoton - Groups

Greetings. This is iceblue from the Abandoned of Yagoton. Just going though and updating the suburb groups. Without giving away specific information, could you let me know if your group still belongs on that list? Much appreciated.--Abandoned Ice 02:28, 9 June 2008 (BST)

It looks like that is out of date. There is no Fortress presence in Yagoton currently. Feel free to move our group from the Yagoton Wiki page. Thanks, Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 20:33, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Why.....So...Serious?.......

i want this put on the forum actualy seriously thanks. Seriously why is every so uptight now a days, from what i hear everyones givin the top guys crap because of this... u guys were all pretty cool people i've met during my playin this game an stuck with ya guys for almost 2 years but i never knew u'd all blow up and make such a big scene about this. seriously i think alot of u are taking this game way 2 serious, remember the Key Word Is GAME... somethin your supposed 2 have fun in an have a bit of a challenge along the way ya know...i know there are promotions and reporting and aba's an such but in the end its just a Game ya know. of all the people who called me a friend in the group i think basically i've got one possibly 2 who are not all up an raising hell an callin me down about this crap, thats pretty sad considering how many used 2 call me a friend. i went along with all this thinkin hmm maybe i'll have some fun with my ol friends in the fortress an jus chill, but seems everyone is acting all immature an stuff, kinda like the kid who gets beat in basketball an says he's goin home an taking his ball with him. well regardless ima continue what i'm doin an jus gon have fun along the way. to the people who actualy still have fun an want 2 chat hit me up on my email an i'll add ya 2 my messenger list 2 chat. ya guys all take care. peace. Blair Wells.

• Not everyone is "so uptight" just wondering why really. It's all part of the game, however their are some who thought you were better then this. Hit me up on my wiki talk page if you like to chat, seeing as you took me off your MSN list --General Patton II 07:07, 24 June 2008 (BST)
  • Blair, you should know better than anyone that campaigning against a group is not fun, nor in the spirit of a "GAME". Yes, you were a long-timer. You've been around during campaign PKers and people that have let us down and you know it's never a fun experience to get through. I understand your purpose is to write some kind of roleplay for yourself - please can you do this without involving our characters as it's not for our benefit, it's for yours. If you're so keen to treat UD as a game then stop picking on people that you know and play the game. Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 01:10, 26 June 2008 (BST)

ohh people responded...cool...i'll address GP2 first as he was the one who responded first, yes there were people who looked down on what i have done so far an like i said its pretty sad how serious it was taken, like i said i think its fun goin toe to toe with the top survivor group in the game with my ol friends, and yes i did delete all my urbandead contacts because of the negative feedback i knew i'd receive.and i did leave a message on your board asking how your doin :) u were always a good guy. and 2 J, isn't goin after the rrf or lue campaigning against a group???...its not much different for pk'ers if u looked at brainstock an im sure u do that pk'ers often challenge other groups, out of jus 2 have a challenge, its not personal i loved workin with the fortress an i thought it would b good for the fortress 2 be humbled a little ya know :) yes i remember hobokiller an how people reacted an some even believed that i was him for a time lol. 2 bad he came along b4 we all gave out our messenger addresses on the forum, it would b nice 2 have a lil assistance :P

) its been fun so far, i'm aware of the fortress law after a pk, its been like shooting fish in a barell so far, an whoever said that wasn't fun musta been high off something :P

well im off 2 recharge ap, remember nothing personal its just a game ;) peace. an take care. Blair Wells.

You guys going Zombah?

What's the deal? I thought you guys were one of these goodie groups with honorable ideals. Why is this dude breaking into the mall and attacking survivors like me as a zed?

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4055/killroyvx4.png

--FU C 02:21, 8 July 2008 (GMT)

Hello, C (Clam, I presume). You are correct. KilroyStick is a long term member of ours and has broken Fortress rules with his actions here. Kilroy has admitted his actions and regrets them but his explanation is that he was waiting for a revive and spotted an FU survivor (presumably you!) inside the mall and acted. However this is against our rules and The Fortress Council is currently taking disciplinary action against Kilroy as a result. Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 11:22, 20 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Fryerbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:43, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Confirmed the fortress is operating inside Malton. Thanks. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:16, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Refusing a live revive, WTF???

Take a look at your member's comments in this Iwitness:

http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-17-08_1600hrs_PRIVATE/IN_19-28__260-952-165.html

You might wish to discuss and re-evalute that approach amongst yourselves.... Reviving an active is an incredibly smart thing to do! Because I you get an instant defender ready to work on the cades, heal the injured, whatever. Not to mention an extra meatshield to slow down the chances of the corner getting ransacked.

No. Bad call to tell me -- an active online going Mrh? in the middle an assault!! -- to go to Salopia and wait for a revive. Instead of rezzing me right there, on the spot. I mean it's no big deal or anything... But... still.. bad call, IMO... --WanYao 17:00, 17 July 2008 (BST)

I'd say that reviving an active zed is a good idea...as long as they want to be revived. Yes, a "Mrh" is a good sign that the zed is asking for a needle but it's always risky reviving a zed from a horde swarmed inside a mall. Anyway, perhaps Steve didn't have a needle or sufficient AP and was offering you better revive advice instead? :p Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 11:28, 20 July 2008 (BST)

Because TZH Appreciates Awesome People. YEAH MOTHERs!

[Image:FortressHARDCORE.JPG] *pic removed because of its size* - Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join}

Don't thank me, for it was not my work, but the work of The Awesome done through me. For the record, I reserve the right to use that picture for a TZH squad at some point, because it is seriously beat ass. --Dhavid Grohl 03:08, 24 July 2008 (BST)

Wow! I don't know whether to take that as a threat, or a compliment! I guess it's the latter, seeing that you're one of our Working Partners. Cheers! :D Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 00:19, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Haha, yeah sorry if that wasn't clear. It was a compliment. I thought it was a pretty decent graphical representation of you guys. Plus: FLaming Skulls = BONUS! DOUBLE BONUS! --Dhavid Grohl 02:27, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Please explain

Why was I killed by a zombiefied member of The Fortress while I was actively working to defend Tollyton? Are you guys now in cahoots with the RRF? --Goolina _{The Kilt Store} 21:53, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will investigate and respond.--TheBerts 03:48, 5 August 2008 (BST)

Daniel issued the following apology to Goolina. He has no wiki account so I'm posting it here on his behalf. *Clint Clintstone* ^Talk4:49 PM 3 September 08 (EST)

Goolina.

My name is Daniel181, i am a member of The Fortress. I am writing to apologize for my actions a few days ago. I have recently returned to urban dead after being "on and off" for the past few months. My knowledge of who is doing what and whats going on where is very out of date.

I logged into UD and saw you as a survivor, you character is in my contacts list as a famous Zombie player. Not realizing you are now a survivor and also a member of The Kilt store i attacked and killed you. If i had known you were no longer with the RRF/ GORE I certainly would not have attacked you. Not only did i break one fortress rule i broke two.

I am so very sorry for my actions against you especially as i have given a bad representation of The Fortress to The Kilt Store. I really do hope you can forgive my actions against you, and The Fortress. It would mean more to me that you do forgive me and The Fortress. Even if The Fortress does not forgive me.

Daniel181.

Malton Uprising

[Image:Uprising.JPG] *pic removed because of its size* - Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join}

The Fortress is cordially invited to the Malton Uprising. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||03:16, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Thank you for your invite, however it is one which The Fortress must respectfully decline, given that the Department of Emergency Management are Partners and Trusted Allies of ours. We believe in the Department, and do not feel that they are a corupt body. --Zuton 16:51, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Butthole surfers are looking for allies

How're y'all doing? We're the Butthole Surfers, a drug addled ragtag motley crew of musicians and fans. We're true Texas wildcatters to the core and we're looking for a few good allies. If'n you want to you can send a representative to the Butthole Surfers hideout in Osmondville to hang out for a while and see how things are done over here on the brown side. We hunker down in Club Fortescue and we welcome strangers as long as they aren't looking to PK us (we get a lot of that, so we keep it dark at night.) Our war with FART is slowing down and we need some action. There are over 20 of us, so we count as a large group, and we have excellent communication amongst our people. Check out our Wiki and send out a man. --Tex tripppen 22:17, 27 August 2008 (BST)

Greetings From Team Xtreme!

Hello I noticed your group and you guys seem like a good bunch of people. I would like for our groups to become friends. We are a roving group and don't stay in one place. check out our Wiki and let's chat! Here is a link http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Team_Xtreme --Josh Clark 01:35, 20 September 2008 (BST)

er... um.. So I was asked by Lucy Daniels if I wanted to join....

So I guess I will (Thesham) --Ottotorrens 14:02, 24 September 2008 (BST)

Fantastic. If you click here: The_Fortress/Joining, and send the application form to TheVigilantFortress@yahoo.co.uk, your application can be processed quickly.--Zuton 21:51, 24 September 2008 (BST)

I Surrender.... "Dear Head Jensonson. I've heard that you have a bounty on my head, Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the wells building in tollyton. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant Blair Wells.......

PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass."

Blair Wells

Hello

This is Dr. Sinclair of Sinclair Hotels i have been trying to contact you via email but no reply get back to me ASAP!!! --Dr. Sinclair 19:56, 23 September 2008 (BST) Is this group still active i need confirmation here --Dr. Sinclair 16:56, 26 September 2008 (BST)

Hi Dr. Sinclair. Sorry for the delay in responding - a reply has been sent directly to you now. Will be in touch again soon. Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 01:46, 28 September 2008 (BST)

Fake Radio Broadcast (Randoms)

FYI, there was just a fake radio broadcast alleged to be from/to The Randoms on Radio Buttonville which included the following:

26.84 MHz: "This is Cheeseman Muncher with an announcement..." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)

26.84 MHz: "All members of The Fortress found in Buttonville are KOS." (1 hour and 30 minutes

26.84 MHz: "Terminate them immediately and gloat over their stinking" (1 hour and 29 minutes

-- blah blah blah ---

I am contacting you to assure you this was faked and not from The Randoms. -- ZaqWer 18:50, 29 September 2008 (BST)

Certainly glad to hear it! I mean...I know you guys can be quite random, but that would be ridiculous :p Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join}

we have taken all schools hostage

Shackleville members of Fortress were given an ultimatum. Leave all the schools in the area and make all hospitals no kill zone like St. Alexander's Hospital in Lockettside. Until the demands are met all survivors sleeping in schools in Shackleville and the surrounding suburbs are hostages. We can not force them to stay, but we can kill them if they do. This ultimatum was given to the group Fortress. They must remove their men from all schools in malton, and make all hospitals in their territory no kill zones. If you have a friend who sleeps in a school, and will not leave; help us to get fortress to obey. Kill them were you see them, and the name of the person you want safe will be put on the list. If you wish to do this go the the hitman discussion and put a name of a survivor and the names of those fortress members you killed to protect that person. Remember everyone in malton is a pker or was at one point, you were either cold blooded or you did it to survive, will you kill one to save others....no this is not a Jigsaw want to be. and this was started by the 2nd in command no me. I simply approve

THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 06:48, 19 October 2008 (BST)

If you wish to communicate with The Fortress please email TheVigilantFortress@yahoo.co.uk Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 14:55, 20 October 2008 (BST)

...I think the Hitman must have his demands switched around. What he ought to be read as saying is that The Fortress must remove all its members from the Hospitals of Shackleville, and make all the Schools in its territory into MCM-esque 'No-Kill Zones'. Yes, I'm sure he meant that - and what a worthy goal it is!

That's the only reasonable explaination - the alternative would be dangerous foolishness generated by an Ignorant mind, wouldn't you say? Because by targetting Schools, they'd be depriving many of Maltons unenlightened residents of a Good Education, and that would not sit well with some people at all. It might even upset someone.

Well, I'm sure we've settled that, so I'll say goodbye and - as I do every mid-morning with a glass of cognac and some smoked salmon - Praise Knowledge! --DT^PK 05:05, 21 October 2008 (BST)

It would be appreciated if you could work out exactly what you do want (or which way round your demands are) and then emailing us rather than spamming up this page. We receive many communications with other groups, whether they be survivor, PKer or zombie, but we handle communications privately and not publically. Thanks, Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 11:54, 21 October 2008 (BST)

sorry about the spamming. a message has been sent to the fortress e-mail by poikmij@yahoo.com. It will contain a comprimise option, alos we have changed our dammends thx for the sugestions. This all works out to the desired effect. One last thing. Because negotioations(sp...bad) take time there will be no executions for 12 hours. give or take 6...most likly give.