User:Axe Hack/Archive3

Spam?

Bah! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:52, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh come on...I just deleted that last batch of spam I got on this page... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:30, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh all right. By the way, +1. :D --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Damn...and that plus 1 will stay since I'm moving all 2008 edits to a new archive...You got lucky. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Hehe! I keep all my archives on one page. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:33, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Eh...Who cares. I'm still in the top 5. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:39, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Only because of WN spamming. +7.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:48, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

SHHHHHHHH!!!! No one needs to know! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:49, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

You screwed up the * template so it doens't count. :P --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:19, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about. :D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:21, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Suggestions

Thanks for the fix on the numbering, I think Mordac's gone and broken it again, I'll add my response and if you could refix it it'd be great. Thanks again -- Iscariot 20:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Cheers. -- Iscariot 20:53, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

So Annoyed.

You beat me to the just say no comment. grrr. And now its passed. And Im fine.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:22, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Better luck next time. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:29, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Tempting as it would be I'm not getting involved in an 80's based comment war. But this comment may be only a bluff.......--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:34, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Your Cookie

	A FREE COOKIE
	Cyberbob has given Axe Hack a cookie for being the sharpest tool in the shed.

Enjoy! --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 00:51, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Delicious. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:52, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

sorry

Im sorry. I didnt even know i did that. I think in the rush to spam Treviabot92 i wrote over somethings. do you want me to undo the changes?--'BP^Tmz 03:10, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

to be fair, it wasnt bad faith. but thanks for not causeing unneeded drama.--'BP^Tmz 21:37, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

and I thank you for that.--'BP^Tmz 21:47, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the words of support. Jack's Cold Sweat is an emo bitch, as is his entire crew. They have griefed one group (BRRC) out of existence, and they tried to do the same too us. No such luck. Now we run 40 deep and we pwn them all the time. All is fair in war. The rest of the burbs civilians love us. --Dhavid Grohl 01:17, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Channel 9

Excuse me, can help me I've been asked to investigate by Serge the leader of S.T.A.R.S into the accusations of PKing made against a S.T.A.R.S member by a member of The Channel 9 News Teams. Having contacted the Anchor of Channel 9 she did not, or could not present proof to back up the claims and has now come to our forums and started threatening my group. I would appreaciate any information you can provide me with that will help me speed up an end to this messy issue thank you. --Meinstorm 21:33, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, I believe it's a zerg group as well, I know they use alts to spy on other groups (I've seen it on my forum). Thank you again.--Meinstorm 09:55, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

News just in. Channel 9. Well like news.

Glad to see someone else reading my favourite wiki page.

I'm always excited to find out what Xela798 and Tomer will type next. Although I still maintain that they're one person. Either that or they share a dictionary.

And I love theyve set up their HQ in a building generally accepted as in indoor revive point.

--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:13, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Gift

	SEARCH THE BOX
	This user knows there is a small mangy cat in a box, that has just swallowed a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box is in that box!

A cat ate it. Can I have a refund please? I'm returning it in it's origonal box.--Seventythree^Talk 23:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

	SEARCH THE BOX
	This user knows that this is probably just a cardbord box. It's got a bit soggy where someone's dropped it in a puddle, and it smells faintly of emulsion paint is in that box!

Another type of box--Seventythree^Talk 23:11, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

Hacked

Damnit, you hacked me, what do you have to say for yourself... oh and this is SOOOO not spam...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:35, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Re: Quiz

• something shiny and absolutely useless (at least, useless in Malton) is always good. --Sgt. John Taggart^{UNIT 11/5 WCDZ TJ!} 18:08, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
• The diamonds, I think. Much easier to carry than bars of gold. --Sgt. John Taggart^{UNIT 11/5 WCDZ TJ!} 18:20, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Bullet holes.

Is it true about bullet holes meaning something? When do they appear?--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:11, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Weird I havent seen it on the wiki. Im in a building thats just been reclaimed after 3 months and its bulletholed to pieces.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:15, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Any chance of linking my quiz at the top of yours? I'll recipricate of course.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for that, its been returned.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:47, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Music Quiz

I too have noticed that it's mostly U.S songs, nothing wrong with that but if you wanted some British songs in particular, I'm thinking Punk and Indie for the most part, I'd be happy to supply a couple. I've already put one up for you on the talkpage of your quiz....--Seventythree^Talk 09:34, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Might I say that you should expand your cultural boundaries a bit? Most of this is U.S. based stuff, from the looks of it. Heres an example of something foreign.

weißer als weiß
heißer als heiß
Einmal zu den Sternen
und wieder zurück

This is just an example, if Axe wants to use it, he's free to. If you want to answer it, hey, be my guest. I'm not paying you though. :) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and +1-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

dsf--   AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:31, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

I've gotta U.K one for you here.

They cried the tears, they shed the fears,
Up and down the land,
They stole guitars or used guitars
- so the tape would understand,
Without even the slightest hope of a 1000 sales
Just as if, as if there was, a hitsville in u.k.,
I know the boy was all alone, til the hitsville hit u.k.

--Seventythree^Talk 09:28, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Hitsville u.k by Clash.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:21, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Heh. You get a smartie. Good knowlege, by the way.... Oh, and it's an awesome song.--Seventythree^Talk 11:50, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Don't you Brits worry. I'll have a British song for you soon! As soon as I find the right song on my computer...My computer is like a music database. Just give me some time to sort it out between J-Pop, US songs, and British songs. Currently, I'm just picking from a hat... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:24, 25 January 2008 (UTC) By the way...I believe I went a little into Japan. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:16, 25 January 2008 (UTC) I also said, any questions and concerns go here. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:57, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

You can always make the page into a redirect then file a protect request, that would make it so people won't make that mistake in the future.--Karek^maps?! 18:50, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

It's funny 'cause I was thinking of doing that... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:49, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Do some J-Pop for the next quiz.... Please? --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:22, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome

Hi, thanks for the friendly welcome. I'm new to this wiki (and to Malton) but I used to edit wikipedia quite a lot so I know the markup. Is there a page describing the procedures for updating suburbs when you receive an external military broadcast, or who/when to change the suburb map? is that voted on? Cheers, Garum 17:26, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Definition of irony?

This + this = irony/hypocrisy/unfounded slander/projection. People in glass houses... --Funt Solo ^QT 22:59, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Well...You usually are the first to vote Humorous. And that suggestion in which I was the first to vote Humorous on was Humorous. Don't take it as an insult. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:17, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm kind of sensitive (recently) about people attributing things to me that I haven't actually done. Can you back up "You usually are the first to vote Humorous" with any kind of evidence? The reason I ask, is that I don't think you can, because it's simply not true. Go and look through Category:Humorous_Suggestions, if you don't believe me. No hard feelings, but how would you like it if I just made shit up about you? --Funt Solo ^QT 19:42, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

(Moved this all here - hope you don't mind - to keep the convo together. I can never follow these things when they hop, skip and jump between talk pages.) --Funt Solo ^QT 09:39, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

"Cookie"

	A Free "Cookie"
	lh779 has given Axe Hack a "cookie" for nothing

--_LH779 11:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

My Apologies

Sorry about [that]. It's still the 14th where I am and I forgot to look at the server time.--Mister Nathan Marbles 01:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Tomer

If you want to go to arbitration with tomer i'll be happy to arbitrate.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:25, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

The only thing I can think of just to head to Arby's is him not learning how to sign. And use grammar. And indent. And other n00bish things. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:53, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Template

	Big Shiny Medal
	Rakuen has given Axe Hack a big shiny medal for his quiz.

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by WOOT (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Honestmistake

I can understand your not liking negative AP actions but I don't get how this could be called an auto-attack? You have to actively choose to make the attack, you have to do it real time and you need to meet certain requirments to be able to try. --Honestmistake 14:36, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

I know you said they were close to auto-attacks rather than it was an auto-attack but I don't see how, even infection is far more of an auto-attack than this. In what way do you think it comes close?--Honestmistake 14:46, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

"For one thing, put yourself in the survivor's shoes of this thing. If they're a veteran without a account on the wiki, they'll be thinking Kevan has updated the game to either 1) give zombies auto attacks when they run out of AP, or 2) give zombies a way of earning a few extra AP"

Well flavour text saying "a zombie attacked you in an instinct driven frenzy" might help but even without a change in text how would they know how many AP the zombie had already used? A zombie can wander in through cades another has torn down and have 49AP. Thats almost always enough to kill a survivor and move to the next, it would be highly unlikely that this would take you past the number of attacks you could already make against a single target making this somewhat of a moot point. --Honestmistake 19:54, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Assylum

Thanks for showing me to that talk page.--Jamie Cantwell3 17:32, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Yagoton

What a pain in the arse. Does it look right ot you now?--Seventythree^Talk 20:46, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

Something tells me that the suburb color change is incorrect, but with the Big Bash heading ever closer, it probably won't matter. Thanks again for keeping up a secure safehouse in the area. --Private Mark 01:07, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

"DJSpinbad", is your safehouse still operating? --Private Mark 17:48, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for your help, Axe. We're currently regrouping and reviving our forces. Keep yourself safe. --Private Mark 04:09, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Hershey?

Just to see, when Hershey bites it, hes more than welcome to join the Monroeville Many.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 13:07, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh snap. I forgot my Monroeville character was named Hershey Park (Yea...I wonder where that name came from...Hmmm...) for a second there...And it seems interesting...But first I want to see if I can make it those "Outside the city" suburbs first...as a survivor, that is... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:50, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

I did. It's pretty boring there, trust me. And if you're low-level, it's hard enough to get XP out there. Zombies? In my day alls we had to kill were bugs. XP? Ha. We needed to kill a thousand bugs for just one XP. AND WE WERE DAMN THANKFUL. » JS talk contribs » 20:51, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Snitch

You! Yes, you!

;) -- Iscariot 00:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Eh. Blame it on Hhal. He started everything by putting me up there on A/VB. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:24, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I was just messing with you. Plus AHLG has let us off :D -- Iscariot 00:33, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Or have I? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:34, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I wouldn't have..... Cos I'm evil - like!--Seventythree^Talk 00:36, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP INTRUDER ALERT INTRUDER ALERT!!!* Mudkips! assemble! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:37, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Drat! Comrades! To arms! We've been discovered! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:38, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Penguins! You too! Let's move, move, move!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:39, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

GAAR! Pull back to that easily defended hill! Artillery, fire! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:42, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Penguins! Artillery fire back with snow balls packed with rocks! *Meanwhile, Sora and his small gang open a trap door from behind Gnome's forces. They proceed with great speed and slaughter half of Gnome's forces from their rear flanks.*

Enough! Comrades! You have fought bravely today, know that your sacrifice was not in vain! Unfortunately, such rock formations on this planet makes it impossible to teleport us back to our space ships, but that doesn't mean we can't call in a space strike! *sends orders to a planetary bombardment space ship, the Naglfar to bombard the planet with a space strike* --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:54, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Er, looks like you might be in the shit for this after all, Axehack......--Seventythree^Talk 00:55, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I counter your attack, Gnome, by calling out the Star Wars fleet. *Thousands of X-Wings appear and begins shooting down Gnome's ship.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:58, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Godammit, the supid Star Wars fleet always beats the bad guys. Initiate the warp drive captain! *The Naglfar begins to warp, but not before shotting a photon nuclear giglaboo class bomb at Axe's planet, which explodes, creating a gigantic hole 1/3 the size of teh planet* --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:02, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I counter with my alternate dimension machine, teleporting your blast to your own planet. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:03, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Gnomes are immune to our own weapons, we are good planners, kthx. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:18, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

For our wonderful interested parties following this, I have made a response on A/VB as I believe I now count as a directly involved party. You may continue with your war now. -- Iscariot 01:20, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I think this war ended in a draw...For now I need to plan a space invasion against Gnome... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I needs more space ships... where are my engineers and tinkers when I need them? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I would join in, but my first pick in any "Starship Arena of Death" got banned by my friends for winning all the time. -- Iscariot 01:23, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm holding most of them hostage, Gnome. *Shows him a picture of his engineers and tinkers.* Don't worry. I'm treating them very poorly. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:25, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

E!

Yup, you were right about the Jet Packs. You still have your Army of Mudkips though..--Airborne88^{T|ZC|MI|E!|[1]} 01:00, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Gave you credit for stealing the E! from AHLG on my page--Airborne88^{T|ZC|MI|E!|[2]} 03:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for the tip

Just thanking you for the link to the Template help page thing, you wiki people are a very helpful.--Jamie Cantwell3 22:27, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

.... ..

.. -.- -. --- .-- -.-- --- ..- .-. .--. .-.. .- -. ... --xoxo 07:23, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

.-- .. -. -.-/-.-/-.- --xoxo 23:48, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

-. --- -/- . ..../-- ..- -.. -.- .. .--. --..!!!--xoxo 23:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Quiz

Sure. :) I'm in. -- Cheese 23:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Lol. Sorry dude. :P I'm half asleep over here. -- Cheese 23:23, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

By my guess...Are you in England? If so...just hit the sack. It's 11:30PM over there already! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:26, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

ENGLAND!! >:( I iz not English. I am Scottish! :P Hence the huge Scotland Flag on my User Page. -- Cheese 23:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Wait...I thought Scotland was in England...Or as they call it now-a-days, the Unite Kingdom. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:31, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

• rolls eyes* We're not in England. We are special. :D We have Haggis. -- Cheese 23:35, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

And we have the Statue of Liberty. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:36, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

I haz Mudkips though. :P U can haz one.

	u herd rite...
	dis user leiks mudkips

-- Cheese 16:01, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Und Milch.

	A Free Glass of Milk
	Cheeseman has given Axe Hack a glass of milk for luving his box.

-- Cheese 19:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

	A FREE COOKIE
	Cheeseman has given Axe Hack a cookie for not saying goodbye to yesterday

and

	A rat, and it's for you!
	Krazy Monkey has given Axe Hack a rat for not saying goodbye to yesterday.

-- Cheese 20:00, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

HEY! This is a stale cookie! (In other words, there's nothing on this template.) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Lol. Sorry. :P Forgot. Have a tree to make up for it (and a new cookie).

	Money Tree
	Money Really Does Grow On Trees!

-- Cheese 21:14, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

I need a new cookie too. -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 21:15, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Ok. :) Question looks good to me. If you want to stick it here we can get started. -- Cheese 21:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Pie for you. :P

	WE WANT PIE!
	This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...

-- Cheese 21:45, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

How do you define cheating on your quiz? I ask so that I don't break the rules. --Pedentic 03:46, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

	Quiz Prize 6
	Axe Hack Knows a little too much about Valentines.

Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:47, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Whoohoo! About time! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:01, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

	u herd rite...
	dis user leiks mudkips

Enjoy. :D -- Cheese 21:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

'Bout my sig

Uh, nope. I'm trying to fix it right now, if you'll just hold your horses. Jordan Salafack 02:26, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Quizzers

Do we need a catergory? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 13:18, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Well...The Quiz category on WQM wasn't real, so I removed it, but I think we might need a category... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:19, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

How about this pic?--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 02:42, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

VB

"Flipping" appears to be a sockpuppet of thekooks according to CheckUser. Thoughts? -- Cheese 18:13, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Then you go ask for thekooks's reason of action. Unless thekooks is using AOL, then the IP check won't really help here... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:15, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Guns

First off, thanks for telling me how to properly sign my posts. Secondly I think melee weapons should do more damage then fire arms for the simple reason axes make more of a mess in a shot to the head then a bullet. However that makes it pointless spending the AP required in order to get the ammo. --Rogueboy 20:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Currently I think the UD is in the zombies favour simply looking at the map shows that something is uneven, and while being perfectly balanced will most likely never happen we're just one upping each other. I think being able to have ranged weapons would add realism and the loss in accuracy wouldn't completely destroy the game. Also it's rare I run into someone and attack them while they are at their computer, or have the AP to retaliate. I currently have 4 chars >.> 3 intended survivors (not working out so well) and 1 lifetime zombie. Currently my lifetime zombie is attacking other Zeds in order to gain XP as all my chars are low level. --Rogueboy 20:41, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Does that have anything to do with what suggestions were passed and put into effect by any chance? (I'm fairly new) --Rogueboy 20:45, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Mall tour? (which part of new didn't you get :p) that's one double chinned smiley --Rogueboy 20:49, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Damn... so much to learn but alas I am out of time as its closing time at work, yeah I can see how its a bitch to be a starting zombie hell even a starting private was a bitch form me. The odds were against me 30% chance to hit my ass! --Rogueboy 20:56, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Yeah when a newbie (like me) joins the game they really don't explain much about the game, not to mention my first character started off in a rough place of town. That didn't help things much except help me to quickly grasp the game. Why does everyone think killing Zeds in the street is a waste? I mean don't they eventually mob up and bring you down? --Rogueboy 00:48, 24 March 2008 (UTC)

Quickly found that out with my Necrotech employee, apparently most Zeds are scanned, also took resident in a EHB building with my firefighter class, left for two hours came back; dead. No zeds outside when I moved in, been like that with a few people though. --Rogueboy 00:46, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Quiz Prizes

Thanks for playing! Here are your rewards!

	Pro Survivor
	I found a broom? While surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

	Pro Survivor
	I found a Glock 18, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

	Pro Survivor
	I found a Frag Grenade, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

---

	Pro Survivor
	I found a SPAS-12, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

	Pro Survivor
	I found the keys to Monroeville Mall, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

	Pro Survivor
	I found a MP44, while surviving a zombie onslaught at Sergeants Emporium(Quiz)

-- Rogue  Sergeant  01:38, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

	Bottle Cap
	Airborne88 gave you a bottle cap

You won Hang Man!!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 00:58, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

	Medal of Dedication and Merit
	Axe Hack has been awarded a Medal for Dedication and Merit by Rogue Sergeant

-- Rogue  Sergeant  05:02, 30 March 2008 (BST)

re:

I think I've got it now. Thanks, though :) What do you think of it? I think the next step would be using symbols or icons instead of BBK, DB, 2C and ALiM, if that's allowed.--Nallan (Talk) 01:09, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Cool. I mostly stole it off my friend. Oh well.--Nallan (Talk) 01:12, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Arrrgh!

Whats with all this welcome newbieing? Are you running for sysop! Oh my new quiz is easssssy. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:19, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Welcome newbie'ing wouldn't matter if he was running. Everyone would take a look at his contribs, and pretty much discount the welcoming as contributive edits.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:17, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Nefarious! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:23, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

SigRace

Race over Matthew, huh? Well, looks like mostly by welcoming templates on talk pages, meh. On the other hand, Matthew got hiself there absolutely in the same way... --~~~~ [talk] 08:46, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Well...I highly doubt I could have passed him my own way, so I used his own strategy against him. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:59, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Moar Prizez

Forgot about these ones so here's a random selection of 3. :)

	Money Tree
	Money Really Does Grow On Trees!

	Dis iz Daxter.
	I iz in ur Sewars, sprayin' ur bugs, wearin' ma pants.

	Manbagz
	This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.

-- Cheese 21:55, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

You know

{{subst:wn}} will place your signature,template, and heading too.--User:Axe27/Sig 18:47, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

What about the one with the question marks at the end? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:03, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

The other welcomenewbie template AHLG and I forgot to subst. You're more than welcome to create a subst version.--User:Axe27/Sig 18:33, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Never mind. I created a subst version of the template. {{wn?}} will now produce the same results as {{welcomenewbie?}}. Like it? --User:Axe27/Sig 18:44, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Pretty. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:57, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Collaboration

Would you be interested in an alliance of sorts on Reference Quiz 11? --Pedentic 22:25, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I would be very interested. I have some knowledge of binary...so let's get working. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:26, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I, also, work some with binary. Here's what I've done so far: I took the 396 numbers you got from the Morse and broke them into groups of 4. I was startled to find that there were only seven different number combos: 3031, 3131, 3030, 2030, 3130, 3020, and 3120. My first thought was the musical scale (7 notes, A-G). Thoughts? --Pedentic 22:30, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I think I've got it to binary. However, my attempts to translate it with an internet-based converter failed. If you want, I'll give you the binary, but I'm not sure it would help. --Pedentic 23:38, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

I'll work on it tomorrow morning before I head off to school. No code is impossible to crack...that's for sure. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:36, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

You don't have to convert it to quaternary and then to binary; I've already changed in into binary (see a few lines above). --Pedentic 21:22, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Cripes! I may have made a mistake when converting! I'll re-do it and get back to you. --Pedentic 21:25, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

I have no idea what I did, but I tried converting to letters and got:

FYYFAXYXRFYYFAFXFRFYFYAYFFRFYFFAYFYRFYFXAFFFRFYFFAYFYRFYFYAFXFRFYFXAFXFGFYFFAFXYGFYFFAYFYRFYFXAFFYR --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:33, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Sadly, your result makes more sense than mine. I did make an error in my conversion, but the corrected one makes no sense at all. Specifically, ÍÝÝÌŒÜÝÜÈÍÝÝÌŒÍÜÌÈÌÝÍÝŒÝÍÌÈÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÜŒÍÌÌÈÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÝŒÍÜÍØÍÝÌÜŒÍÜÍØÌÝÍÍŒÍÜÝØÌÝÌÍŒÝÍÝÈÌÝÍÜŒÍÍÝÈ What do we try from here? --Pedentic 11:04, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Look up any code involving whatever the hell we got? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:58, 28 March 2008 (UTC)

Here's something: I was looking at the way the Morse was arranged and noticed that it's 22 rows by 9 columns, with each column being two numbers wide. After translating from Morse, I noticed that the first and last two numbers of each row are 30 and 20 respectively. Do you reckon that's significant? --Pedentic 21:22, 1 April 2008 (BST)

I also noticed when you look at it in the edit box it comes out in nice neat rows, rather than the way its normally displayed on the screen. Significant? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:38, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah, that's what I was going off with my post above. I'm of the opinion that it matters, but I can't figure out why. --Pedentic 22:54, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Erm...I think the Morse code is like that now because of my doing...Whoops. And yes. It might be significant. Now if only I've hadn't delete my work...Guess it's back to the drawing board for me... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:51, 2 April 2008 (BST)

If you want to see the original form of the quiz, here's a link for ya. --Pedentic 21:32, 2 April 2008 (BST)

I know what it looks like. After all...I was the one who screwed it up with my Morse code translation... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:33, 2 April 2008 (BST)

If you don't mind my asking, how did you "screw it up?" I've found your translation most helpful. --Pedentic 03:11, 3 April 2008 (BST)

Let's just say...when I placed the number code on the page, it sorta screwed up the original pattern of the Morse code (That 22 x 9 pattern thingy).

Well, if nothing else, it looks prettier now. --Pedentic 12:09, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Hi Axe - I want your opinion

Hey Axe, can you go to Talk:Suggestion and give me your opinion on my Sledgehammer suggestion? It's been getting good reviews but I want a wider range of people discussing it. Thanks. --Tselita 18:04, 4 April 2008 (BST)

I don't really like the idea, that's why you haven't seen a reply from me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:07, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Ahh okay, that explains it then. Guess I can't bribe you then. Just for future reference, are there any changes that could be made to it that would make you more likely to like it? I like getting input during the talk:discussion stage so that I know if I should bother taking something to voting or not. --Tselita 22:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)

*Erhemm...* Read my response in that last topic thing you left here. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:13, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah just did that - I didn't look before I typed this in. --Tselita 22:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the templates

Thank you for the templates! Always a fan of quizzes!--MikhailA 21:11, 5 April 2008 (BST)

4-u

{{Arn}} Made this thought you might like it. Maybe you could use it for a door stop or something.--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 06:10, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Friend? For real? I thought it was more of acquaintances. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:22, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I think jew is my friend. If anybody tries 2 mess wit chew day gotz ta deel wiff me. We roll deep. Ok, I will never talk like that again. ever. --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:41, 9 April 2008 (BST)

N00B!!! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST)

WooT!1eleven11!! You see the kid who put like 50 suggestions on kevan's page?!?! har-har. Guess he figured the suggestion system was just too slow..—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Airborne88 (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Now it's not n00b...it's newb...You forgot to sign. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)

I was trying to come back and drop the unsigned template as a joke.. Get it? Damn you conflict error!! The nOOb I was talking about was me--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 20:05, 9 April 2008 (BST)

*Takes out n00b killing device* Let's play a game I like to call Kill the N00b. And since you're the n00b, I'll give you 10 seconds to run. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...te- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:08, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Quickly changing topics, did you see the screen shot on my user page? What are your mudkips doing around fort creedy?--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 20:12, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Fort Creedy most fall. Along with everyone inside it. And as soon as I have captured Fort Creedy, I shall use it as a base to take over the rest of Malton. Oh...I almost forgot. 10. *Aims n00b killing device at Arn* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:21, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Stolen Codes??

Well, in all fairness I post on my page that any/all codes are up for grabs! Now, there is just a small mater of payment.. *cookies..Cough-cough* (and all will be forgiven.) Seriously, thanks for the props!--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:28, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Um...Cookie right? With a touch of evilness or what? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST) And I'll make sure to poison it...

Eh, your call. --Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:50, 9 April 2008 (BST)

My call, eh? *Assembles Mudkip Army for war* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Oh?

Is the sig race bonk or something? It never seems to get updated. Lots of stuff around like that (wiki patrol/mentor). Seems they were really active for a short time-years ago--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 05:57, 9 April 2008 (BST)(nope)

It's active, despite the fact competition has been crap these days. I mean, I wouldn't have been able to pass Matt unless he was still active, which he isn't. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:37, 9 April 2008 (BST)

I have gotten like a 800 links in a little over a month. I am not even trying anymore..--Airborne88^T|Z.Quiz|PSS 19:50, 9 April 2008 (BST)

I might slightly try to keep my #1 most linked to user spot... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:00, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Sledgehammer Vote

Just wondering, with your kill vote on the Sledge Hammer, wouldn't that be the same for -any- weapon, or any zombie attack? If you're VERY lucky in a day you might get 75% on every zombie bite as well, or every axe hit, or every flare gun hit. Any way I can get you to change the vote? Cookie? I'm not above outright bribery. :) --Tselita 21:23, 8 April 2008 (BST)

How many cookies are we talking about? And please, next time you're leaving a comment or something here, can you not use that line break thingy? I find it really annoying. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:30, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Sorry about that. I only started using wiki a couple weeks ago. You should have seen me before Airborne started helping me out. Total mess. I'll give one cookie, but it's a particularly evil cookie, brimming with devilish badness. Plus it'll make girls go ga-ga for you. --Tselita 22:13, 8 April 2008 (BST)

*Takes out a contract and a pen.* Sign here. *Points to a bunch of dotted lines* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Very ominous. *signs* --Tselita 22:20, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Thank you. You just sold your soul to me for a cookie and a vote change. I now own you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:29, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I really have to start reading the fine print on these things.... --Tselita 22:32, 8 April 2008 (BST)

That's why I like to use white ink on white paper. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:33, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Tricky little pischer, aren't you. --Tselita 22:39, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Oh...I forgot. On page 2 of the contract, there's a bit in Morse code. It says, "-.-- --- ..- / .... . .-. . -... -.-- / .- --. .-. . . / - .... .- - / .. ..-. / -. . . -.. . -.. --..-- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -... .-.. --- --- -.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -... . / ..- ... . -.. / - --- / ..-. . . -.. / - .... . / -- ..- -.. -.- .. .--. / .- .-. -- -.-- .-.-.- " --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:42, 8 April 2008 (BST)

	A FREE VERY EVIL COOKIE... OF EVEN MORE EVIL!
	Tselita has given Axe Hack an evil cookie for accepting a very Blatant Bribe. Go on... eat it.

... Just eat your dang cookie. (first time I've done a template (with thanks to Airborne and Axe Hack) --Tselita 23:02, 8 April 2008 (BST)

• There, now you both have your due credit :) --Tselita 23:18, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Uh...I was the only one responding to that topic... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:04, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Um... responding to what topic? --Tselita 23:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)

The one on Arn's talk. About making that evil cookie template thing. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:14, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Ohhhh, you mean why did I write 'with thanks to Airborne' - because when you said that, I figured out how to make a template by looking at a template that Airborne had previously sent me (I didn't want anyone to think I took the color design from him without giving him due credit). But one sec.... I'll change something so you don't feel left out. :) --Tselita 03:47, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Axe, I didn't steal any code. Hhal made the initial background on my user page for me based on the colors I asked for him to give me, and I filled in the words and added the templates which people had sent and given me and one that I had designed myself. No stealing. --Tselita 16:53, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Gun Club - Not a Dupe

Geez you're a glutton for cookies, you know that? --Tselita 17:28, 12 April 2008 (BST)

	A FREE COOKIE... OF EVIL!
	Tselita has given Axe Hack an evil cookie for being a robber baron. Go on... eat it.

	A FREE COOKIE
	Tselita has given Axe hack a cookie for totally ruining my innocence

Yum. By the way...How am I seeing this? I heard rumors that women are myths... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:32, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Oh the whole 'women on the internet' thing? Yeah, I'm the only one. The rest of my kind are too busy being barefoot and pregnant to do something complicated like surfing on the interweb... the cybernet... unless it's to find recipes to cook meals for their men --Tselita 17:50, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Witch! Burn her! Burn her! She knows too much! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:51, 12 April 2008 (BST)

I foresee a monty python skit coming next.... --Tselita 19:03, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Axe, my speargun suggestion is up for a vote. Not sure what WanYao or Riseabove's general malfunctions are - I don't mind kill votes or spam votes but at least they could be civil about it. Or am I being too sensitive about this? Admittedly this isn't one of the suggestions I care all that much about, but still ... Are they usually like this? --Tselita 00:20, 15 April 2008 (BST)

I really have no clue. I don't pay those two too much mind. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:51, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Axe, just checking - you're not annoyed with me, I hope, right? --Tselita 21:10, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Nah. The only 2 females I find annoying...My sister, and my girlfriend (Who is sucking out all the money from my wallet...) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:12, 16 April 2008 (BST)

heehee ok. I wasn't sure because of the 'whining' comment. Again - not whining, it's just been my observation because I haven't been around back in 2005-2007. --Tselita 21:17, 16 April 2008 (BST)

$100 says I'll get dumped by the time I reach $0. Oh wait...by that time, I won't even have money to bet. Darn. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:20, 16 April 2008 (BST)

I'm sure you're getting something in return. --Tselita 21:28, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Besides her arms around me and lots of kisses? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:35, 16 April 2008 (BST)

You have to earn those, you know. Guys need to realize that --Tselita 21:40, 16 April 2008 (BST)

I think I'm only being dated because I carry the most money around school. I usually carry about $200, you know... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:42, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Re:Safehouse

As a matter of fact, the Abandoned is planning/was planning something of their own, but we have come to suspect that we have a mole within our ranks, if you know what I mean. Because of this, we have been taking extra measures to make our movements more clandestine, as well as keeping to the shadows. However, we would appreciate any help that outside survivor groups can give us, especially seeing as the NMC have helped us before. I also gladly accept your offer, however, it might be best if you sign on at our forums (abandoned.lucien.me.uk) and PM the details to me instead of sending it through my email account. I would rather not get spam mail from the likes of the Dead. Thanks again for your support of the survivor cause. --Private Mark 02:10, 10 April 2008 (BST)

cookie

thanks. Now finish answering my quiz. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:51, 11 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks

for the cookie (and BTW it's a template, and could have gone under templates section)--Corndoghero^T-S-Z 23:35, 11 April 2008 (BST)

Yum.

Thanks for the yummy cookie. However I would suggest you use 2 ¾ cups of sugar instead of just 2. Otherwise, yum! Good luck on your rise to power! --Hhal 19:35, 12 April 2008 (BST)

Underwater MMO

Seaquest 2010 MMO heehee. --Tselita 20:16, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Um...Can I get an underwater James Bond mmo, please? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:19, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Actually I think there IS an underwater MMO called Underwater Goddess or something. Yeah James Bond is awesome --Tselita 20:29, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Just so you are aware

You will most likely lose your bid for sysop as the Goon leader from SA has posted for all the goons to vote against you. Im sorry. If you want proof I can give it to you. I just wanted to stop by and offer my apologies. -- Cisisero 07:19, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Hahahaha oh Cisisero, you're ever so thoughtful. --Deadtanian 09:44, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Yes Cisisero, god forbid a leader of a group asks his group to vote against someone. Tattle on, you shining star. Rudiger Jones 17:01, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Calling the leader of 'The Dead' of the Something Awful Goon Squad the leader of a legitimate UD group is sort of like calling Mohammed Atta the leader of a legitimate US political party:) --Tselita 18:26, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Time to really put out my Facebook and text messaging propaganda in real life...Maybe I should switch to posters next....And probably somehow convince my entire school to vote for me...Time to get that money reserve running... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:56, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks to my friend, he'll be convincing 20 people to vouch for me. And it's all this for just $21. What a good deal. And now...I still have a lot of money left...And especially since my Spring Break is just starting, that money supply is gonna grow throughout the next few days...Just so I can have enough to pay my friends as thanks. Now this is evil. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:21, 18 April 2008 (BST)

And now your entire campaign is moot you dumb prick, enjoy either not getting the position or earning it under scrutiny. You can bitch about proxies all you want but the system that's in place didn't (or isn't at the time of this writing) get you enough votes to achieve sysop. Fuck at least The Dead work for free. Rudiger Jones 23:02, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Aw the poor widdle Dead stooge is getting angwy. coochie coochie coo. --Tselita 00:05, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Meh. Don't bait em Tselita.... best thing is to ignore such daft spammieness of the promotions thing.... The beurocrats know what's going on and who is a meatpuppet and who isn't. Best thing is to not challenge em, a fight does both sides no good but a fight can't go on if someone isn't playing.--Seventythree^Talk 00:18, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Meh, okay. I miss the days where Something Awful made me just think of bad movie reviews :) --Tselita 01:23, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Hey Rudiger Jones! Off my page! You're not welcome here. This is your first warning. If I have to give you two more warnings to get off, I'll report you to A/VB. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:50, 19 April 2008 (BST)

I totally voted before that based on personal observation. feels good to be ahead of the game, heh. --Riseabove 00:48, 19 April 2008 (BST)

It isn't a vote. Meatpuppetry will be ignored. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)

If that's the case, would Florencio's vote count? I mean, it would be virtually impossible for me to run 20+ blocks and back in 5 minutes, tops. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:34, 19 April 2008 (BST) Forget it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:29, 19 April 2008 (BST)

It's nice to see the administration showing their true colors, as per usual.

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL
BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS." --Kid sinister 04:09, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Wow. One sysop. Who cares? I never had good terms with Karek, for all I care, now get the fuck off my page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:11, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Wow yourself. You're in high school and you haven't read the book that quote is from? Kid sinister 04:13, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Do you think I care at the momment? No. Strike 2. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:13, 19 April 2008 (BST)

You'd better care, your future here depends on it. Kid sinister 04:15, 19 April 2008 (BST)

You really want me to call strike three now, huh? Did you not read the top of this page? I'll give you a chance to walk away from this page and never contact me again. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:16, 19 April 2008 (BST)

You go right ahead. You're batting 0 for 4 this month. Kid sinister 04:22, 19 April 2008 (BST)

You realize I'm not gonna accept any of the arbitrators you choose, right? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:24, 19 April 2008 (BST)

And all of this from typing out a reply to someone else and not yourself... --Kid sinister 05:06, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Just and FYI

You can't actually enforce the A/VB think, or, at least, it's not vandalism even if you want it to be, which makes the rule being there actually kinda pointless. Feel free to remove this.--Karek^maps?! 01:45, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Actually, I believe I reported someone for breaking my rules once...but I believe that was Poopman9 editing my Archive or something. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:48, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Karek has it. The only time a post to your talk page can be considered vandalism is if it is in violation of a pre-existing Arby's ruling. --Cyberbob ^{DORIS CGR U!} 02:00, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Or spam from a spammer. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:01, 19 April 2008 (BST)

That's why I clarified it just a few minutes ago. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:02, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Beta Testing

If you're still interested in the beta testing, of the newest version of the game please drop me a line at my talk page... This beta is Affliction of course. -- Rogue  Sergeant  03:57, 8 May 2008 (BST)

I'm Back!!!

Yes. After a 2 weeks absence since the System Operator incident, I'm back. And I know some people (You know who you are...) aren't gonna be happy about this...Which is why I'm posting this. If you wish to say "Welcome back!", post under, duh. "Welcome Back". If you wish to say "This wiki seemed better when you were gone! Go back to hell!", post under "I'm a troll!" "Go To Hell". --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:41, 9 May 2008 (BST)

Welcome Back

Anything the mudkips say I was doing bad is not true. --Tselita 21:04, 11 May 2008 (BST)

Go To Hell

Look out! It's Snuffleupagus! [runs over Axe Hack with tanker truck] --Tony Feld 19:52, 9 May 2008 (BST)

DO I know you? I knew it...This section should have stayed as the "I'm a troll!" section... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:57, 9 May 2008 (BST)

He is a known vandal... gnome just banned him, so you can remove this section. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 20:03, 9 May 2008 (BST)

Welcome back. Hold on wrong section. Let me rephrase. Welcome back, and give me cookies. Yes its a sesame street themed section. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:59, 9 May 2008 (BST)

I knew this "Go To Hell" section would go too far...And why should I remove this section, Hagnat? Did you not know it was me who placed it here in the first place (Sarcasm intended...Very poor sarcasm...)? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:07, 9 May 2008 (BST)

Biggie Smalls = Notorious B.I.G dumbass.... welcome back--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:33, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Yea, well...I want hard core proof that's not from Wikipedia. But I did insist on giving RLN a prize, so it really doesn't matter now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:14, 13 May 2008 (BST)

You've missed this, haven't you? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:31, 13 May 2008 (BST)

This came after the quiz was closed. Check the timestamp. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:32, 13 May 2008 (BST)

As in, whilst you were away, i bet you missed the low level flaming of the wiki, like before you left because of the high level flaming of the wiki. YOu missed us. Admit it!--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:42, 13 May 2008 (BST)

I saw some of the flaming. Honestmistake tried defending me, didn't he? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:18, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Wait? I missed the Ass Hat Flaming Party!? DAMNIT!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:02, 14 May 2008 (BST)

I believe that was right after I declined that Sysops nomination. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:32, 14 May 2008 (BST)

Question about Nailgun

Axe? First - welcome back, seriously :)

Second - would you be willing to vote keep on the nailgun suggestion? Since it seems DCC is going around to people he knows to get them to vote spam or kill (DCC is in Downinflames' wiki page, telling him to vote spam - who also for some reason had deleted about 30+ of the keeps yesterday and a few kills as well), I figure I should ask the few people I know if they'd vote keep. It's really quite balanced and already has 47 keeps. But there are also a bunch of kills, about half from DCC's group (some have reasons, some don't - you already know the backstory on it). Read it over and if you vote keep I have a nice present for you in exchange. Thanks in advance. --Tselita 17:01, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Bah. Just start an Arbitration case against him. It'll settle things rather quickly. I really haven't been on suggestions for a while... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:14, 18 May 2008 (BST)

i can't believe this. I feel like I have competing survivor/zerg and zombie mass voting on the wiki over the nailgun suggestion. Can you help me withdraw it so I can make a version 2 now that version 1's voting has been messed up? --Tselita 05:09, 19 May 2008 (BST)

If some of the votes have run missing, you can scroll through the history, and if they've been remove by anyone other than the person who voted, you can report it as vandalism. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:03, 22 May 2008 (BST)

It was one of the Malton Globetrotters, downinflames. After one of his own goons mistakenly reported him for vandalism, they made a little coverstory that he did it by accident. I'm uninterested since I'm going to be remaking the Nailgun suggestion anyway as Nailgun v2.0. Currently I'm dealing with the fact that The Grimch has decided that in addition to moving around stuff on -his- user page, he's taken it upon himself to move stuff around on MY user page. I'd take him to Artibration for that, but what's the point? Too much hassle over some immature guy.--Tselita 11:11, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Grimmy editing your user page? Isn't that a clear sign of vandalism? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:13, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Being the anal retentive guy he is, he doesn't like how I respond to his mega-posts on my user page (I respond to each paragraph, signing each response I make). So he took it upon himself to move my statements to the end. Yeah. Clear case of vandalism. Plus he tried threatening that he could bring 'me' to arbitration for impersonating. Despite my signing my posts. On my own page. I'm sure if I deleted his posts on my user page he'd have a hissy fit about that as well. I'm really on the fence about bringing him to arbitration or reporting him for vandalism, but I doubt it would teach him a lesson anyway --Tselita 11:18, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Wow. I just looked over downinflame's vandal report and there is absolutely no way that he would delete a vote, skip 2 votes, and delete every keep vote after that, just to put in a lousy sig. Some judicial system this is. And Grim deserves a demotion. That's my thoughts on that. And Karek should get one too. He calls me biased on my promotion bid when he clearly is biased himself. What's wrong with that picture? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:21, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Hypocrisy is what's wrong with the picture. It's very clear that downinflames was deleting votes. Also very clear that Grim deserves a demotion, my god the hissy fit he would raise then. I'm used to it though. Also used to people from Malton Globetrotters like DrPain making multiple outrightly antisemitic comments because i'm jewish, or Grim and others making sexist comments like Grim saying 'is it your time of the month or are you just deranged' and Scoobie telling me to 'Get back in the kitchen'. I just consider it a badge of honor that they're so intimidated by me that they have to resort to such infantile reactions when they can't handle me in a rational debate. --Tselita 11:26, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Watch them see a girl of their dreams, take her out on a date, and get dumped by her in one night. Which would probably end in a lot of depression that they get drunk and probably die from alcohol poisoning. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:29, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Okay - ludicrous idea. It implies mysoginists like them can actually get a date. :) Like I've said time and time again... They fear the almighty uterus. --Tselita 11:35, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Coverstory? You do have a persecution complex. Genius, downinflames deleted 12000+letters from both the for and against side, that took place after he voted. The problem was he voted without signing and so it was struck, when he went to put his sig on his vote to remove the strike, he somehow reverted everything after his vote instead of just putting on his sig. About your replies to Grim - the way you edit his post makes it look like you are insane and arguing with yourself. -- LABIA on the INTERNET ^{Dunell Hills Corpseman} #24 - |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ^TMG 20:12, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Don't kill the chronological order next time. And it looks more like this: he voted, he deleted, then he signed. And they're all different edits from what I see. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:14, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Regarding Downinflames, he voted but didn't sign it, there were edits snipes between J3D and DCC over the vote (striking and unstriking it) it was a wiki code mess when Grim came in and put the smack down on it as it is anyone's right to do. I think DCC realized he was wrong on how unsigned voting (vs. meat puppets) works on suggestions. When downinflames came back he reverted/rolledback the page. That's how the votes seemed "selectively" deleted. I know it is hard to read the edit histories sometimes. I went through them edit by edit to see what had happened.

The talk page argument and the idea of taking Grim to Misconduct is a bad idea. There is [precedent] that clearly states you don't have absolute control over your talk page and that impersonation (which is what you did when you broke up his posts and effectively put your name on his words) is vandalism. You also would not be allowed to end each of his post paragraphs that you broke it up into by signing his name before you replied because that is clearly impersonation. I just realized this last part probably should be on Tselita's talk page not Axe's talk page.--– Nubis 23:48, 22 May 2008 (BST)

That's nice, because I just realized this entire discussion shouldn't be here. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:58, 22 May 2008 (BST)

I'd wipe it mate. I just did.--Seventythree^Talk 00:03, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Ah well. I'll take the next person to Arbitration. I never did like deleting stuff off my page...So yea, Tselita, Nubis, and Gardenator, you have been warned. Any more business that involves somehow dragging me in, it's off to Ary's for some curly fries. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:06, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Sorry Axe. Most of this stuff definitely didn't belong on other people's user pages. --Tselita 01:08, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Psst Axe?

Axe, are you annoyed with me? --Tselita 15:08, 23 May 2008 (BST)

No. And yes, I'm saying this with a straight face. So you won't die. Except you *Points to a person in the crowd* You'll die. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:26, 23 May 2008 (BST)

*Waggles finger* --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:29, 23 May 2008 (BST)

That's it, sir. You're dead. *Loads hunting rifle* Let's play a game I like to call, "Blow the Gnome's finger off". *Takes aim at Gnome's finger* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:33, 23 May 2008 (BST)

*Stops waggling finger, equips titanium thimble, continues waggling finger* --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 22:43, 24 May 2008 (BST)

*Loads titanium melting bullets* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:47, 24 May 2008 (BST)

This will end in blood and tears, I can tell --Tselita 00:52, 25 May 2008 (BST)

His tears and blood... *throws Tselita at Axe* --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:24, 25 May 2008 (BST)

Agggh! Bad touch! Bad touch! --Tselita 17:13, 25 May 2008 (BST)

You wish to play hard ball, fine. We'll play hard ball. *Throws Tselita back at Gnome, then proceeds to throw the heads of the Gnomes who were prisoners of wars at Gnome.* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:41, 26 May 2008 (BST)

*Trips and falls on Axe, knocking the rifle out of his hands* --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 01:25, 27 May 2008 (BST)

So...Gnome has reinforcements. Very well. *Equips a cardboard knight set* I'm pretty sure you remember this, Gnome. After all. I stole it from 73 when he wasn't looking, who in turn stole it from you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:47, 27 May 2008 (BST)

*Attempts to burn the cardboard knight set with a flamethrower* If I can't have it, then neither shall ye. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:43, 27 May 2008 (BST)

BAD TOUCH! --Tselita 16:12, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Keep it in chronological order, please! And it's not a bad touch, it's a good touch! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:31, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Was responding to being thrown around like a dodge ball. Baaaaaaaaaaaad touch. Unclean, unclean! --Tselita 19:37, 27 May 2008 (BST)

I thought I was playing fetch with Pluto...Besides...It's not like you're being raped. No! Bad! Bad Pluto! Get off her! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:42, 27 May 2008 (BST)

I'm going to my happy place now. --Tselita 19:44, 27 May 2008 (BST)

You dropped your rope and handcuffs... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:45, 27 May 2008 (BST)

(pause, picks them up) Happy place time now. --Tselita 20:06, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Um...you dropped your box full of... *Opens box* ...clothpins? As well as this... *flips the on-switch, the device begins vibrating* ...vibrator? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:08, 27 May 2008 (BST)

That ain't mine, that sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.--Tselita 20:24, 27 May 2008 (BST)

*Grabs the box and storm out of the chat*--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:17, 28 May 2008 (BST)

OK...*Sees some keys lying around* WOOT! You left your keys behind! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:27, 28 May 2008 (BST)

He also left behind his Swedish Male Enlarging Pump. *hands it over to Axe* --Tselita 20:35, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Odd. It says "Gnome" on the side... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:36, 28 May 2008 (BST)

*Storms back in* I like to pretend it's Gnome.... *storms out*--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 18:35, 29 May 2008 (BST)

Ruling plz

Can you rule on the arby case? Both rebuttals are in. -- Cheese 00:12, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Arbitration

I've finished my rebuttal, its time for you to decide my fate. --DoctorRevive 14:02, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Jeez. You people can't wait until I pop online? A little impatient, aren't we? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:26, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Prize

next time i win your quiz im claiming some interdimensional scotch. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:44, 28 May 2008 (BST)

That is...if I can figure out what I did with that dimensional warp-hole generator... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:45, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Archival has to be done...

...so I'll give the first person to Archive all May disscussion to my latest archive (link is in my navbar) a cookie, a medal, gold, money tree, and an evil cookie. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:43, 8 June 2008 (BST)

I politely decline.--xoxo 05:13, 9 June 2008 (BST)

Yea, well. With all these downloads I'm doing on my new PC, I doubt I'll have time to archive my own page...Until August... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:50, 9 June 2008 (BST)

All dones! --Pedentic 15:34, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Well, aren't you one who likes to be greedy? Your payment is on it's way... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:31, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Siggy

Yeah! It looks like you leave a gap everytime before posting your timestamp cos your siggy doesn't show lol. You don't have to change it simply cos it doesn't show up on my page, it doesn't bother me... but its up to you --D.E.ATalk --11:54, 10 June 2008 (BST)

Eh...well...I am thinking of changing the font to a reddish color.... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:11, 10 June 2008 (BST)

A challenger appears!

Sounds great! A DDR challenge is something I haven't had in a while. However, you should prepare to be disappointed with my effort, its been a while.

As for the manhunt, I am totally in for another hunt. Just tell me where to go and what time to arrive and I'll be there. DanceDanceRevolution 02:03, 11 June 2008 (BST)

Great...find me some online DDr thing.... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:55, 11 June 2008 (BST)

How about FlashFlashRevolution? I know its crude... But I think it may have to do. DanceDanceRevolution 07:55, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Link me...I'm too lazy to Google... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 11:50, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Ugh *sigh*. here! DanceDanceRevolution 10:00, 19 June 2008 (BST)

My laziness is gonna kill me here...Um...I'll come back to you in some time after I get the hang of playing FFR...I never done DDR with a keyboard before... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:42, 23 June 2008 (BST)

I think the goons have snapped

I think in the absence of any new suggestions from me for them to try and ridicule, the Goons minds have literally snapped and they come up with suggestions like 'Burn everything to the ground' :)

BTW, I'm going to start using the greasemonkey script btw, thanks for showing it to me. --Tselita 02:35, 14 June 2008 (BST)

I think you could have found that on the Firefox addons page of this wiki...And don't drag me into this! Remember the last time? And don't make fun of Nubis. He's a cool guy. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:37, 14 June 2008 (BST)

You have a right to your opinion, sir :) And I won't drag you into anything. I was just funning with you. --Tselita 02:59, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Btw, the thing is I don't actually use firefox. I use IE because I'm used to it (because Asheron's Call works best with IE) --Tselita 03:00, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Changing topics - is my talk page clean enough for you yet? :) --Tselita 03:26, 14 June 2008 (BST)

It's short enough. For now. And you could use both IE and Firefox you know... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:01, 14 June 2008 (BST)

You propose madness. Madness I say. And you and I both know that my talk page won't remain that short for long. --Tselita 06:41, 15 June 2008 (BST)

.... Hey look! You're missing a nick! :O --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 07:30, 15 June 2008 (BST)

Wow how the heck did that happen. --Tselita 17:04, 16 June 2008 (BST)

You typed an extra tilde, that's how. 4 tildes is a sig with a timestamp, 5 tildes gives you only the timestamp. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:34, 16 June 2008 (BST)

Hey... Axe would you mind helping me figure out how to spruce up my sig? It's... bland. --Tselita 19:41, 16 June 2008 (BST)

You bastard

Ive changed the rules to deal with your sneaksy cents value bets. Im not about to deal with decimals. *Shakes his fist at Axe Hack* --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 19:41, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Damn it... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:42, 17 June 2008 (BST) Bu then...I placed those bets before the rules were changed...So....You see where I'm getting with this? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:43, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Yes, i see. But that doesnt make a difference when i am tyrant "casino" owner. Dont make me get Bubba. --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 19:45, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Fine...all those bets I've made, just round them up to the nearest dollar...which means they're all $1 bets. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:46, 17 June 2008 (BST)

I hope you lose your bets :P - Besides, you have 200 to play with. D'ye fear debt?</Davy Jones> --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 19:49, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Meh. Debt ain't nothing. As Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series says, "Screw the rules, I have money!" --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:51, 17 June 2008 (BST) Hold up...do I seriously have $200? I thought I had $100...Whatever. I'll take the $200. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:58, 17 June 2008 (BST)

AHHHHH! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

PLEASE DONT UNLEASH YOUR ARMY ONTO THE WORLD OR ESLE I MIGHT HAVE TO SAY THAT THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT THE PLANET IS IF THE WHITE MATERIA, HOLY, IS USED. IF IT IS TOO LATE, THE PLANET MUST RELEASE THE LIFESTREAM IN TIME. HOWEVER, IF THE PLANET RELEASES THE LIFESTREAM, ALL THE FIGHTING, THE GREED AND SADNESS, EVERYTHING WILL BE WASHED AWAY. AHHH--Valian 13:54, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Uh...What the fuck? Oh yea? How 'bout this? I won't use the black materia. I'll just use Lu Bu. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:43, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Sir? The mudkips are getting restless --Tselita 19:32, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Well then im going to but sleeping pills in their food bowls! I SHALL TAKE OVER FIRST!--Valian 03:25, 19 June 2008 (BST)

If the Mudkips are restless, let them rest, duh! Mudkips aren't the only units in my army now...I still have penguins... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:44, 19 June 2008 (BST)

*Restless sir... They're bored. They're picking fights with the penguins, actually. They're in some sort of 'Your Momma' insult war, but since they can only say one word, it's not being very successful. I think they want a fresh target, sir. --Tselita 14:41, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Erm... I have a coke in the back of the fridge...--Valian 11:13, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Tell my Mudkips to prepare for a tour of destruction on Six Flags. And Valian, I think it'll be wise if you just give me that Coke right now... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:24, 22 June 2008 (BST)

Very good, sir. --Tselita 18:43, 23 June 2008 (BST)

All this talk is causing me to think about promoting you to private 1st class... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:33, 23 June 2008 (BST)

My honor to serve, sir. The mudkips are currently attacking people on the Skull Mountain and decorating the ride with the park-goers' skulls. --Tselita 15:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)

O Hes not a penguin or a MUdkip but hes in your army! WOW CAn I join or will you shoot me? probably...--Valian 13:03, 24 June 2008 (BST)

It begins with the signing of this contract. *Holds out a contract and a pen.* And Tselita's a she... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:41, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Talk Suggestions and Daren

You know, Daren...You can get a lot more help on the suggestion talk page... - I think he might have gotten intimidated by the amount of flamebaiting and slamming of suggestions that goes on there nowadays. I don't blame him. It used to be the case that you get help on the talk:suggestions page. I think he's made a suggestion or two there already and got slammed. --Tselita 19:41, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Well...This wiki has seen it's share of suggestions...Many ideas have been taken, and many have never made it to voting...Like the suggestions I make. I'm usually good with those newbie helping suggestions, which regards those tips and stuff when you first sign up and stuff. Now I'm pretty much out of ideas. Oh snap...A newbie tip idea just struck me in the face...I'm not gonna bother with suggestion talk on this idea...*Runs to the suggestion page* --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:46, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Yeah I know, but recently it's gotten really bad on that page. Some people would rather just get advice via constructive criticism. Which I really feel should be the general intent of the talk suggestions page, so if he wants to ask me on my talk page for constructive criticism and suggestion advice, I'm more than happy to help him out --Tselita 20:00, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Archive 3, Topic number 23

The offer still stands........--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:44, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The funny thing is...I'm still alive. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Are you? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:41, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Its just i hear Kidder Row Police Dept can be awfully dangerous. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:46, 24 June 2008 (BST)

...You killed him, didn't you? This is what I hate when you can't go idle... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:49, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Not personally, but i kind of groaned and pointed. Doesnt help when youre the only harman above level 3 out if a crowd of 30. Theres a survivor outside on 1hp if you want some xp. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:53, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Woah woah woah! Last I check, there was a Level 18 survivor in there! I curse my stupid Regents examinations for this. I knew I should have bought Body Building and Diagnosis first...NOw I remember why I never started any of my characters as cops in the past... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Let me add...So much for my plan to travel West...Guess the final thing to do is to accept your offer... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Or create another character! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:57, 24 June 2008 (BST)

I might...I'm going all out as a firefighter this time...And I guess Hershey has nothing better to do but to accept your offer... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:58, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Then welcome. In acouple of days you will get your head west dream. In Monroeville its Mallz to the Wallz.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

The doors of youre former home are open. Kissama is on 29hp.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:04, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Well...I didn't get him down too far and now I'm out of AP...I knew I should have saved some XP... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:10, 24 June 2008 (BST)

There must be something with me and New York City radio station Z100...I now have 2 characters named after 2 of their DJs! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 21:16, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Templates - The other white meat

	Play on Names
	This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? LOOK BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

No work to do at work... When Tselita get bored, people get templates. Template smash! Enjoy --Tselita 22:17, 24 June 2008 (BST)

So...A computer hack...with Death and an axe. Is this because I'm a PKer? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:19, 24 June 2008 (BST)

You got it, sir. --Tselita 22:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --Tselita 13:23, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Templates - They're not just for breakfast anymore

	Going My Way?
	This user is a stone cold killa. Picking him up when he's hitchhiking... may not be wise.

Sometimes, certain people deserve more than just one. And the public must be warned. --Tselita 22:26, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Oh Axehack

Lolno, I never said I was coming back or anything, but I may lurk around here a touch this summer. As for where I've been...I believe some cultures refer to it as 'real life with a dash of video games, books, and movies', but I'm no expert.--Lachryma^☭ 20:05, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Sadly, all I have are Fahrenheit 450 matches, so I don't think we'll be burning any books in the near future.--Lachryma^☭ 00:35, 27 June 2008 (BST)

So what have you been up to? Still bugging people on random forums? And how's the DJ business doing?--Lachryma^☭ 20:20, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Beach and the pool, huh? You lucky bastard, I love to swim! So you didn't get a job or anything? Laaaazy...though I can't talk, I'm barely breathing these days.--Lachryma^☭ 03:30, 30 June 2008 (BST)