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Malton Department of Defense
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High Command

Secretary of Defense
Jono Salamander
Executive Officer
Chief Intelligence Officer
General Officer
Harper MacKenzie
Chief Medical Officer
Public Relations Officer



Public Relations

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Current Operations


Frequency: 26.32

MDD Alerts Operational Status
  • Tens of Thousands of new players flood Malton, crashing the servers. Kevin implements a series of rolling upgrades which add new and exciting features like FPS-mode combat and hundreds of new, salvageable items. The RRF and MOB respond with new attacks, killing half of the noobs and commencing the second coming of Malton. -1/4/2013
  • Due to a series of budgetary setbacks, the MDD High Command voted unanimously 1:0 to cut back on inefficient programs and under-performing divisions. Yes, the MDD has permanently mobilized. We now serve all of Malton. -18/8/2012
Old News Bulletins

Citizens of Malton, welcome to the MDD homepage. As a pro-survivor group, it is our mission to serve you to the best of our abilities. To that end, we have compiled a number of helpful resources to aid you in your day-to-day struggle in Malton. If you need assistance, stop by our forums and leave a message. One of our dedicated members will be sure to get back to you. If you'd like to join, feel free to explore our pages a bit and get a feel for the group and the way we operate, then head over to our forum and post your application. There's a 99% chance you'll be accepted!

-- Salntjimmy
Public Relations Officer

Current Operation: Cascade


The Malton Department of Defense is a paramilitary pro-survivor organization serving all of Greater Malton. The MDD is dedicated to maintaining a safe environment for the living and removing the undead threat. The MDD views the "pro" in "pro survivor" to mean professional and not just in favor of.


In the weeks following the Malton Incident, the Malton Department of Defense suffered heavy casualties as the primary combat units attempted to keep the undead from escaping the confines of Malton until the quarantine zone could be established. With all combat units either KIA or under the command of the External Military outside the quarantine zone, only the support units of the MDD remained behind, performing their original functions while awaiting an evac that would never come.

*The rest of the MDD's history has been lost to time. But who cares, right?*

Our Mission

The MDD strives to ensure the safety of the citizens of Malton. To that extent, we have permanently mobilized to provide an effective response in all suburbs. The MDD has no home base of operations. We are constantly on the move. No extended contracts. No commitments. We don't bunker down and stay in any one location. Why would we? After all, in Malton, the action moves around. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if we're not currently busy kicking someone's ass, then maybe you can hire the MDD.

Got a problem in your hometown? Zeds knocking down your safehouse? Need a light? Feel like your team could use some extra guns?

Give us a ring and we'll see if we feel like swinging by.

Command Structure

A very expensive and time-consuming Defense Analysis Project conducted by the MDD Planning Committee concluded that command structures mean shit in Malton. After firing said Planning Committee, and replacing them with a donkey, a monkey, a bear, a keg-o-beer, and a shoelace, they were able to come up with this very complex and counter-productive bureaucratic structure.

Here it is in brief:

High Command
Everyone Else

Here is the extended version:

High Command
Everyone Else

See how it's done?


After much haggling and the loss of several kegs, the Chief was able to convince the old boys at Creedy to part with some supplies. As a result, the new MDD uniforms are in!

The Standard MDD Field Combat Uniform consists of the following clothing items, though members are free to modify to suit their own preferences and comfort:

  • a black beret
  • a pair of mirrored sunglasses
  • a set of Fort Creedy dog-tags
  • a black short-sleeved shirt
  • a camouflage jacket (assumed to be in subdued urban camouflage)
  • a pair of camouflage trousers
  • a pair of black leather boots

Regardless of clothing items worn, uniform or otherwise, a Malton Department of Defense unit patch should be included in the character's survivor and zombie descriptions.

Question Time

Q: How do I join?
A: Visit Forum. Register on Forum. Post in Topic. Easy, right?

Q: Where is TACHQ?
A: What, you think we'd tell world + zed that? If you're onboard, you already know.

Q: Who is in command?
A: Well, that very much depends on your definition of the word command. If you want to know who has the biggest stock of beer and cigars, well that would be the Chief.

Q: What do I need to be in the MDD?
A: A pulse.

Q: Who can join?
A: Oh, just about everybody short of Dawn Patrol.

Q: I'm a PKer. Can I kill all your members?
A: Well, if you can find us.

A: No. You can haz headshot.

Q: What is your political preference?
A: Here in the MDD, we believe in Shotgun. The political platform of Shotgun has proven time and again to be a real corruption cleaner.

Q: Do you hunt PKers?
A: No. We do not hunt PKers as this would be a waste of time. We hunt zombies instead. Although if you really went the extra mile to get in our way, we might just reserve a headshot for you.

Q: Alliances?
A: Of course.

Q: Do you have a training course?
A: Yes. It's located in Ridleybank. It's called "If you're still alive in 5 minutes, you can have a free beer".

Q: What happened to the old MDD?
A: It sucked.

Q: Are you special forces?
A: Depends on your definition of special forces. If by special forces you mean kicking zed ass and then heading off to the nearest pub for a lager, then yes.

Q: Do you provide medical services?
A: (A)If we're in your area and you are undead, we'll revive you.

(B)If we're in your area and you are injured, we'll FAK you.

Q: How do I know if you guys are in my area?
A: If either of the above options (A) or (B) has occurred, then it is a safe bet that we are in your area or have already left.

Q: PKer/GKer/RKer Policy?
A: We do not support or help any 'Ker of any sorts. Don't be a 'Ker!

Q: How do the ranks work?
A: Ranks are tied into your UD character level and start date. After all, why would a level 1 survivor be higher ranked than a level 43? Makes no sense, right?


The Malton Department of Defense is always looking for new members to rebuild our numbers to pre-outbreak levels. Both veterans and new players are welcome provided they have no previous criminal records. Prospective applicants should review our recruitment information then visit the MDD Forums.


The MDD aims to work with all pro-survivor groups in Malton. Some of the organizations supported by the MDD include the following (in particularly no particular order):

Not listed? Either you're inactive, not on the stats page, or we've never heard of you. But don't worry. If you're friendly, we'll help you out.

NoLOL.png Grammar
The MDD supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Know what you are talking about.
Malton Citizens Broadcast
The MDD follows the
Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol
World.jpg Malton Wide
This group operates on the whole area of Malton!
BadgeDEM.jpg DEM Ally
The MDD is an ally of the DEM

Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

Handinhanddp1.png Pay It Forward Supporter
This User or Group Pays It Forward.
Get a revive, give a revive.

MDD Logo.png Malton Department of Defense
This User or Group is affiliated with the Malton Department of Defense. They fully support the destruction of all zombie unlife in Malton.

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