Great Graffiti

For details of spray cans and using them to write graffiti, see Spray Can.

An example of what is not great graffiti.

This page is so people can add memorable graffiti seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own, but I propose as a general rule that you do not add tags made by yourself. Insults and incomprehensible injokes are better left elsewhere, too. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes! --John Cooper 11:07, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)

If this amuses you, please take some time to also check out:

• Great Radio Messages
• Great Profiles
• Random Public Speeches
• STREETS IS WATCHIN'
• The Amusing Locations in Malton list
• Real Men of Genius radio commercial series

Remember, add new entries to the top of the list

Recorded Graffiti

Somebody has spraypainted Scary movie XXV - Still Not Funny onto the 'now showing' board.	Outside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston
You find a Shotgun (0)... 'damnit!'	Hindmarsh Row Police Department, Rhodenbank
You find inner peace, and discard it as useless	Winsley Avenue Police Dept, Dentonside
Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. Somebody spraypainted onto a wall.
Watch out for PKers
Somebody has spraypainted two zombies having wild buttsecks onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie so much it has stuck onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted a mural of Batman onto a wall. (one week before the screening of The Dark Knight)	The Turvill Building, Dulston
You drop your trousers. You are 0% encumbered. Ah!	Northeast corner of Treweeke Mall, Dulston
Somebody has spraypainted Godzilla, kingkong, and a tripod duking it out onto the 'now showing' board.	Outside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston
Somebody has spraypainted Godzilla, kingkong, and a tripod. Who would win? onto a wall.	Inside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston
Necrotech: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!	Found in St. Holy's Church
Who watches the Watchmen?	Marshment Place Police Department, Peppardville
Somebody has spraypainted don't panic in large friendly letters onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted A picture of a hip-hopper being raped by a gay zed onto a wall.	St Anacletus's Hospital, Dulston
Somebody has spraypainted I must not waist spraypaint, multiple times onto a wall.	Wyke Hills
Somebody has spraypainted spraypaint onto a wall.	Urban General Hospital, Kinch Heights
Somebody has spraypainted up your nose! You sneeze onto a wall.	The Plamer Building, Central Monroeville
Go away zeds!1go lick a cow or something.	The Sherren Building, Tollyton
Somebody has spraypainted I will not write on the walls onto a whiteboard.	Wetherell Row School, Raines Hills
I'm Handsome but I don't have Free Running so....	Shearbank
Somebody has spraypainted I can't believe I'm getting away with thi... onto the monument.	The Converse Monument, South Monroeville
Somebody has spraypainted The lyrics of the Pink Floyd album The Wall onto a wall.	St. Martha's Church, Penny Heights
Don't Drink and Park. Accidents Cause People..	a carpark, Hollomstown
sɹǝɟɹns ǝloɥʇʇnq ǝɥʇ	Wasteland, Gulsonside
Somebody has spraypainted a mustache on the European Painting that was hung onto a wall.	the Brennand Building, Shore Hills
Last one alive, turn out the lights
I caused the dead to rise. I am very sorry. ~God
Somebody has spraypainted a very disturbing nude mural of a zombie onto a wall.	Stickling Mall, Shearbank
Somebody has spraypainted Ridleybank 3:30 Rhodenbank 4:30 London 7:00 onto the departures board.	Coomb Row Railway Station, East Grayside
I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER	the Pitney Building, Houldenbank
Somebody has spraypainted MacGuyver bulding an airplane out of zombies onto a wall.	Brailsford Plaza Police Department, Dartside
Somebody has spraypainted your name onto one of the larger gravestones.	Cemetery, Lockettside
DO NOT DRINK AND REVIVE	the Whatmore Building, Yagoton
ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN SPOTED IN THE CITY!	Pole Mall, West Grayside
KASHWAK=NO-FO (This is a reference to the Stephen King novel Cell)
Everyone that works over at the Cinnabon is a tool.	SE corner,Giddings Mall,Pitneybank
hell has run out of room and the dead are rising.	Shaw Park,Kinch Heights
For a Good Time Call 867-5309 ask for Jenny.	Triggs Auto Repair, Tapton
The doctor is OUT - go FAK yourself!.	St. Hubertus's Hospital, Kinch Heights
IM IN UR BUILDING STROKIN MAH HARBL	Club Dowell,Dulston
AVADA KEDAVRA! nope does NOT work on zombies	Treweeke Mall, Dulston
Welcome to communist Dakerstown	Snook Alley Railway Station, Dakerstown
Q: Who wants to live forever? A:GRAAAGH!!	the Claines Building, Roywood
Somebody has spraypainted a witty remark sure to show up on the wiki page onto a wall.	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall, I repeat, somebody has spraypainted onto a wall.
Hold The Line, Love Isn't Always on Time.	The Dury Building, Dunell Hills
Square!	Say Square, Brooke Hills
My milkshake brings all the ZOMBIES to the yard	Blaise General Hospital, Dulston
Clean towels $100 each	the Mountain Motel, Lerwill Heights
"Toolb0x0rz r0x0rz my b0x0rz"	Treweeke Mall
Save Me Jeebus	St Andrew's Church, West Boundwood
Somebody has spraypainted BARHAH? That like bingo or something? onto a wall.	The Holdway Museum Dulston
Klaatu barada nikto! nope does not work on zombies	St Helena's Hospital Roachtown
Wipe your feet! Your getting spleen on the carpet!	The Waish Building, Pescodside
Somebody has spraypainted you in the eyes. They grab you and duct tape you onto a wall.	Inside Rowley Boulevard Police Department. Pimbank
No one's inside... ignore the lights...	Outside the brightly lit the Pittman Building, Shore Hills
Hungry? Try new Cthu-loops. Tenticley goodness!	St. Ethelbert's Church, South Blythville
For a good time, call 1-800-4ZOM-BIE	Naylor Walk, Roftwood
Adopt-a-Zombie.com	A factory (78, 83), Scarletwood
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0	Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank
If you see Mal Reynolds, tell him to go to 41,90	Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank
Wounded is the deer that leaps highest (Someone's obviously a Nightwish fan!)	Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank
Elvis has left the building.	Giddings Mall, Pitneybank
My kingdom for a shotgun!	Milverton Place Police Department Kinch Heights
Somebody has spraypainted a mouse hole onto a wall.
Biatch Lane	Blatch Lane, Dartside
"That zombie prostitute was a rotten kind of cute.."	Giddings Mall, Pitneybank
Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin...	Eason Library, Wray Heights
Somebody has spraypainted a cock much bigger than yours is on the wall.
Success is dying 10 times and standing up 11.
My name is Blurredbrain2 and I have genital herpes	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted .llaw a otno onto your ass!	Pole Mall, West Grayside (I have no idea how they managed this)
451!.	The Bradbury Library, Pimbank
Somebody has spraypainted with his sperm some strange white figures onto a wall. (Your spraycan hisses and runs out.)	Mitchem Mall, Vinetown
be sure to sanitize your needles before use.	The Went Building, Stanbury Village
The Dead Have Risen and are Voting Republican! (This is a refrence to The Simpsons episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts", the fifth episode of the sixth season.)
Stop using the necronet to look at porn!!!	The Went Building, Stanbury Village
Somebody has spraypainted pi to 100,000 places onto a wall.	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted a brick and chucked it at some jerks, it bouncs onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted "the zombies, in an attempt to kill them," onto a wall.	St Elisabeth's Hospital, East Becktown
"Ridleybank as The Candyland (i.e. The Gingerbread Men in their First Annual Candyland Party/Assault on the 22nd February 2006) viewable via the following link: http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/5581/candylandv22ss.png"	The Candyland, Ridleybank
"The cades on Latrobe go down, down, down..."	Latrobe Building, Darvall Heights
"Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead."	a Factory, Roftwood
Zombie Sex Happens here - 'cades to pleasure	Josephine General Hospital, (97, 77), Penny Heights
Lumberjacks Against Necrophilia - 'cades to EHB	Josephine General Hospital, (97, 77), Penny Heights (next day)
a mokey performing fellatio on a cat.	Broadbelt Grove Police Department, Dunell Hills
Nintendo Wii line starts here	Luellin Towers, Scarletwood
Somebody has spraypainted a hole that zombies are trying to see through onto a wall.	Merchant Crescent Police Department, Shuttlebank
a zombie being eaten by a living fire station.	Sleeman Alley Fire Station, Hollomstown
a picture of Goto Maki in Bikini.	Broadbelt Grove Police Department, Dunell Hills
Somebody has spraypainted A Fake Door, Causing You To Walk Into It Comically onto a wall.	a warehouse, Hollomstown
Somebody has spraypainted their hair green, and are currently smearing feces onto a wall.	Caiger Mall, (19, 27), Chudleyton
A picture of Jesus as a woman.	St. Abraham's Church, Paynterton
When you're strange, no one remembers your name	Lightfoot Alley, Gatcombeton
Somebody has spraypainted A naked girl then jerked off and shot a load onto a wall.	the Gadd Motel, Darvall Heights
His Name is Robert Paulson!
I now have 13 spray cans, and still no creativity	Eden Library, Chudleyton
George Bush's other boob.	(21, 25)
Living get in free! Humongoplex Box Office	Written on a cinema
Satan's Chapel - Death to all
Be pure. Be vigilant. Behave?
The rain is so soothing this time of year
a cute anime chick with bells and ribbons.	Wheddon Auto Repair, Buttonville
Somebody has spraypainted the kettle black and nailed it onto a wall.	Forse Library, Williamsville
Somebody has spraypainted magma onto the floor. Scared, you climb onto a wall.	the Belsten Arms, Lerwill Heights
a memorial to steve irwin and a crying croc.	Bale Mall SW, Yagoton
My uncle lives here. Watch out, he's a perv.	the Uncles Building, Wray Heights
Somebody has spraypainted my face and now everything's yellow. I shall pee onto a wall.	the Peerless Museum, Gibsonton
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie's head pink and nailed it onto a wall.	SW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted a completely inappropriate picture onto one of the larger gravestones.	a cemetery, Quarlesbank
Shop smart shop S-mart	the Curtis Arms, Wykewood
the script for Zombies on a Plane.	William Avenue Police Department, Shuttlebank
Somebody has spraypainted a Wile E. Coyote tunnel onto a ruined wall.	Wasteland, Osmondville
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie with the VDO symbol and nailed it onto a wall	the Amis Building, Roftwood
Somebody has spraypainted illegibly onto a wall.	Holsgrove Row Police Dept, Yagoton
About time i got XP for writing crap. I should be an author.	Giddings Mall, Pitneybank
The Holy Grail is at the Castle of uuuurgh...	Fort Creedy, Peppardville
Lies! All lies! Norman does NOT dare!	Club Normandare, Jensentown
Somebody has spraypainted Edward Hunter was killed here onto a wall.	NW corner of Blesley Mall
Vegan zombie: GRAAAAAIIIINS!	NW corner of Dowdney Mall
Somebody has spraypainted something that offends you deeply onto a wall.	The Armoury at Fort Perryn, Whittenside
Somebody has spraypainted his wong, and nailed it onto a wall	Outside numerous buildings in Earletown
Be embraced by your Younghusbands Arms'	the Younghusband Arms, West Grayside
Somebody has spraypainted a movie poster of MRH TAKES MANHATTAN onto a wall.	Vere Cinema, Roftwood
School Canceled Due To End Of The World	Greenaway Way School, Huntley Heights
40% chance of hitting my ass! I missed it all!	McNally Crescent School, Kinch Heights
This place bores me. I'm leaving for Darth Mall.	SE corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Oh bother, said the borg, we've assimilated Pooh.	Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank
Dead Animals engage in knowing consent with marsupials	The Featherstone Library, Pescodside
Zombie Jesus Loves You...with Ketchup!	the Topleaf Building, West Grayside
Fox News says, 98% of zombies are Democrats!	St Andrew's Church (34, 3), West Boundwood
WARNING! CHER IS INSIDE! ENTER AT OWN RISK!	the Cherington Building, Wray Heights
Jesus is coming! Look busy...	Vimpany Auto Repair, East Boundwood
Note to Janitor: There is no hot water. Please fix.	Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville
Note from Janitor: Fix your own damn water.	Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville
What's bird flu compared to a zombie outbreak?	Russell Row, Peppardville
Dead Animals dig that infectious beat, er, bite.	Oram Walk Police Department, Gibsonton
37 searches and all I got was this lousy spray can	Halsey Auto Repair, Stanbury Village
Beware ZOOMBIES: The Driving Undead	St Benedict's Hospital, Pitneybank
Beware of infection! Have only safe sex!	Catherine General Hospital (41, 16), Yagoton
You can check out any time you like...	The Dennis Motel, Owsleybank
5 out of 10 zombies suffer from floppy dick	SE corner of Caiger Mall
Revive point rules are for sissies! Kill em all!	Last Road, Wray Heights
Dick Cheney attacks you for 10 damage	Gerrard Place Police Department (6, 17), Roywood
Dick Cheney hits you for 10 points of Damage	Chaffey Alley Police Department (74, 32), Heytown
Oh, look! A conceptual painting of a horsey!	the Horsey Museum (55,56), Shackleville
Gotta catch the mall!	NW corner of Caiger Mall, during the first Siege of Caiger Mall
Drink herbal tea, because proper tea is theft!	Houldenbank
C'mon guys, it's pronounced "boot"!	Butt Road Railway Station (22,23), Darvall Heights
yes it is, isnt it?	Silley Park, Darvall Heights
No room in hell? Try purgatory!	Boode Place Fire Station (62,89), East Grayside
Somebody has spraypainted a 'The opposite of Higheth Drive' onto a wall.	Loweth Drive, Hollomstown
Cant seem to even throw myself at death in Grayside	Whensley Auto Repair (59,86), West Grayside
Somebody has spraypainted a large invisible rabbit overshadowing Jimmy Stewart onto a wall.	Hervey Building (56,59), Stanbury Village
Zombie Nightmare! Starring Adam West & Tia Carrera	Terrell Cinema (56,69), Shackleville
Somebody has spraypainted an eye onto a wall.	Multiple places in Malton
Why Do You Wear That Stupid Man Suit? - From Frank	Multiple places in Spracklingbank
George Bush doesn't care about Undead People	the Parkinson Hotel (51,27), Shearbank
Somebody has spraypainted the answer to life, the universe, and everything onto a wall.	Marven Mall, South Blythville
Somebody has spraypainted a cat, and nailed it onto a wall.	Near Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted your car, and stapled a live kitten onto a wall.	Grimshaw Road Police Dept (62, 52), Roftwood
Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. I repeat, somebody has spraypainted onto a wall.	The Fortune Building, Dunell Hills
This building is all you need	the Love Building, Pescodside
No more teachers, no more books...	On a whiteboard inside Custard Lane School, Darvall Heights
I must not eat my teacher..	Lines on a whiteboard inside Dickinson Square School, Lukinswood
My land mass erupts with kittens	the Lee Building, Molebank
St. Isidore may be a zombie, but he is still good.	St. Isidore's Church, Darvall Heights
Og friend, og good dude, og dead, og now food.	Stadling Walk Police Department, Edgecombe
The gayest musuem in Malton	the Backholer Museum (90, 11), Pescodside
...because Lesbian Tower was too liberal.	the Dike Building, Kempsterbank
only female zombies may out of the dike	the Dike Building, Kempsterbank
Somebody has spraypainted a mural of friendly forest animals in a clearing onto a wall.	St Matthew's Hospital, Dartside
Feel disrespected? Find your local zombie!	Joachim Mall, Penny Heights
Somebody has spraypainted somebody has spraypainted onto a wall onto a wall.	Vale Towers, Edgecombe
Somebody has spraypainted "detnaipyarps sah ydobemoS" onto a wall. (hint, read backwards.)	Borrer Street Police Department, Shearbank
Somebody has spraypainted his semen onto a wall.	Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted The Last 6 AP of Christ onto the 'now showing' board.	Coss Cinema (19, 33), West Becktown
I assure you we're closed	A bank in Dartside
Chuck Norris killed the CoL	Somewhere in or around Peppardville
911 really IS a joke in this town!	Retallick Walk Police Department, Millen Hills
Evangelion Launch Ramp #5 - Civilians keep clear	the Simons Building, Gatcombeton
If you see Muad D'ib, tell him to go to (21, 97)	Tompson Mall, Lockettside
Everyone loves a slinky, even the undead	Grandon Place Police Department, Brooke Hills
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie with tartan paint onto a wall.	SW block of Giddings Mall, Pitneybank
Somebody has spraypainted a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa onto a wall.	Style Building, Yagoton
Zombie Jesus saves...your brains until last!!	the Buckrell Building, Shuttlebank
Giddings : Zombie Spanking Center	NE corner of Giddings Mall
Somebody has spraypainted the complete works of William Shakespeare onto a wall.	SW block of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside
In Soviet Malton, ZOMBIE EATS YOU!	Boutcher Alley Police Dept, Pitneybank
Someone has spraypainted all over Mattiator's wiki suggestions, and burned them onto a wall.	Beaman Boulevard School, Pitneybank
Quick! Get the door - It's The Shining Ones!	the Morrish Building, Pitneybank
Grab your sword and fight the horde!	Various Locations
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!	NE corner of Giddings Mall
Somebody has spraypainted an outline of a dead body onto a wall.	Harnap Bank, South Blythville
Come here for Zombie bukkake	Bant Park, Kempsterbank
Somebody has spraypainted a blackboard onto a whiteboard	Keyford Grove School, Heytown
Even Zombies hate Creed	Blaxall Auto Repair, Pashenton
Somebody has spraypainted their beard and vomited onto a wall.	Mudford Plaza Police Department, South Blythville
Somebody has spraypainted a distraction for my kids so they can take ur cash onto a wall.	the Mayled Arms, Pescodside
look mom no head!!	the Devonshire Building, Jensentown
Somebody has spraypainted Julie Newman has nice tits onto a wall. (While playing my character, Julie Newman, I encountered this.)	Julie General Hospital, Wyke Hills
Its rude to talk about ladies like that. (Two days later, someone had changed it to this.)	Julie General Hospital, Wyke Hills
Don't worry, it's only a name	the Danger Building, Lockettside
All your base are belong to u-GRAAAAH!	Tompson Mall, Lockettside
Somebody has spraypainted the proof to Fermat's last theorem onto a wall.	NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
'4 8 15 16 23 42' every 108 minutes.	the Desmond Monument, Darvall Heights
SO, THESE TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BARHAH!...	A corner of Ackland Mall
Somebody has spraypainted into your eyes. Blinded, you smack your face onto a wall.	SE corner of Treweeke Mall
Under friendly fire? Get an appearance. Turban Dead.	the Lowther Building, Pitneybank
Somebody has spraypainted the meaning of life onto a wall.	Carpark, Spracklingbank
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!	NE corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Silly Zombies, Caiger is for Humans	NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted his hair blue, and the rest of it onto a wall	SW corner of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside
Somebody has spraypainted sucks, under some punk's name onto a wall	SE corner of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside
Switch to GEICO, and save 15% on your car insurance	The Morrish Building, Pitneybank
Somebody has spraypainted abstract murals in the vault, and other art onto a wall.	Albyn Bank, Peppardville
Subway: Eat Flesh!	NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted over the tripe that some idiot previously sprayed onto a wall.	SW corner of Bale Mall, Yagoton
Mmmmm.... Bacon	Maney Lane Police Department, Dentonside
Flying monkeys last seen due east of here.	Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank
bury me face down so the undead can kiss my ass!	Millett Walk Fire Station, Spracklingbank
Somebody has spraypainted St D's Bar & Grill-EHB. Mr Socio's hand is nailed onto a wall.	St D's Bar & Grill (St. Dionysus's Church), Wyke Hills
Brains, the other other white meat	Bealey Boulevard School (66,7)
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie so thickly with paint it is now stuck onto a wall.	St. Laurence's Hospital, Edgecombe
MooMooMoo - I'm VooDoo cursing you!	Wheelhouse Auto Repair, Darvall Heights
Bad Wolf (Bad Wolf is a phrase secretly hidden in each episode of the first season of Dr. Who)	Teek Road, Darvall Heights
Dude, where's my car?	Holloms Auto Repair, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted zombie balls and stapled them onto a wall.	Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights
Somebody has spraypainted "The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin 1962 - 2006 onto one of the larger gravestones.	Cemetery (40, 12), Yagoton
Somebody has spraypainted in your face. Dumbfounded, you staple your finger onto a wall.	The Marfell Building, Shuttlebank
zombies are jerks
34 searches and all I got was this lousy spraycan	Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville
Wish someone would throw out these old newspapers!	St Patrick's Hospital, Dartside
I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue ... (You'll need to watch "Airplane")	Factory (5, 48), Owsleybank
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie blue, then with rebar, crucified it up onto a wall.	Rixon Plaza, Danversbank
how many newspapers to cure an infection??	St. Alban's Hospital, Starlingtown
Somebody has spraypainted the secrets of the universe onto a wall.	the Craigie Building, Wyke Hills
Somebody has spraypainted the number you are thinking of onto a wall.	the Penning Building, Nixbank
Somebody has spraypainted Sic Semper Tyrannus! onto a wall.	Ford Cinema, Chancelwood
Somebody has spraypainted a wall onto a wall.	Pownall Alley, West Becktown
Gigli caused the outbreak.	Wawer Cinema, Kempsterbank
Somebody has spraypainted a blue feather at it's base onto the monument.	The Christie Monument, Stanbury Village
Beware! Fag zombies want to chew on your dong	Gay Avenue, Shearbank
Somebody has spraypainted "Hug Me" onto a tree.
Somebody has spraypainted your glans. Aroused, you ejaculate onto a wall.	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted the instructions to beat the game onto a wall.	Spicer Hills
Been shopping all week, STILL no Wii.	Blesley Mall, Gulsonside
Someone has spraypainted a spot-on depiction of a nuclear explosion onto a wall.	Midelton Crescent Police Department, Dulston
Dont have a C-section, man!	St. Bartholomew's Hospital, Pescodside
Somebody has spraypainted a picture of a zombie drooling on itself onto a wall.	Caswill Lane School, Ridleybank
Somebody has spraypainted something too long and boring to read onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted a pornographic rendering of your mother & a zombie onto a wall.	Club Hagan, Rhodenbank
Somebody has spraypainted A Door onto a wall.	Stickling Mall, Shearbank
Theres nothing like a Cuban.	Mist Cinema, Tollyton
Malton's newest game show who wants to be a zombie?!	Toms Road, Stanbury Village
Someone has spraypainted Unema bright pink and stuck him onto the wall. (Always nice to know your characters been having fun partying while you're asleep :P).	Traves Lane Police Dept, Roachtown
I fought the law, but the zombies won...	Veal Lane Police Dept, Ridleybank
Somebody has spraypainted a stencil of the zombie pope onto a wall.	Suter Boulevard Police Dept, Ruddlebank
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie bright orange, and glued him onto a wall.	Beare Avenue, Havercroft
Somebody has spraypainted a zombie pink and nailed it onto a wall.	SW corner of Tynte Mall, Pimbank
Someone has spraypainted 'Vengeance for Zul'jin!' onto a wall.
Somebody has spraypainted school's closed due to aids onto a wall.	Chaffie Lane School, Pescodside
One does not simply shuffle into Mordo...Malton...
Somebody has spraypainted in your face, while spraying onto a wall.	Gatehouse of Fort Creedy, Pitneybank
Somebody has spraypainted These bitches don't know about my fireaxe onto a wall.	Halifax Auto Repair Buttonville
somebody has spraypainted spray this message twice to receive 10 exp	forgot the location
Somebody has spraypainted Kill the mutant! Burn the heretic! Purge the uncle across it.	Hebditch Drive Roftwood
Somebody has spraypainted Even in Malton, Sears Auto sells parts I dont need onto a wall.	Sears Auto Repair, Tollyton
Somebody has spraypainted Saint is good, but she'd still rather be President outside St. Hilary's Hospital	St. Hilary's Hospital, South Monroeville
Somebody has spraypainted Eat me, Romero! onto a wall	Thomas General Hospital, South Monroeville
Somebody has spraypainted a naked picture of Ashante onto a wall.	The Metcalfe Museum, Lerwill Heights
Somebody has spraypainted nothing so you decided to stick some Gum and stuff onto a wall.	Simeon_General_Hospital, Randallbank
Somebody has spraypainted you into the eyes and taped you onto a wall.	Forgot the location...
Somebody has spraypainted Grunge is DEAD onto a wall.	A cemetery, Wray Heights
sombody has spraypainted STOP! SCREWDRIVER TIME! onto a wall	Vines Plaza School, Shackleville
Somebody has spraypainted floor paint onto a wall.	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted a gigantic phallic representation of Ghandi onto a wall.	Dowdney Mall, Santlerville
Somebody has spraypainted a picture of a human cutting off a zombie's head onto a wall.	the Pimm Building, Osmondville