User talk:Karloth vois

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Please do not place humourous suggestions in the main suggestions area on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. -- boxy ^{talk • i} 10:27 28 June 2008 (BST)

Premium Fruit

You insult my fruit? You insult my fruit! You insult! This premium fruit! CITIZEN VI 03:36, 9 December 2009 (UTC)

Your hit

Delete after reading please. I have taken your hit and i am a few ap from creedy i will try to enter and take him out a few hours from now seeing as i used all my AP to get there. he should die today unless someone beat me to it. now after your hit is carried out it will be erased off the sight but your name will be recorded so we can have repeat business. You name will be in a different and more private place however. We at hitman thanks you for your business. I poikmij have hit a snag. he will die by tomorrow. If everything goes as planed, if not....update me on his position if you can thanks you very much.

Up date for you Sir. Your hit on strata of red rum has been executed. With the fall of creedy our hit man has seen him killed by zeds many times. The most resent was when he destroyed the barricades allowing zeds to finish the job. This however ended with the deaths of some bystanders. He will be spoken to. Still the important part is over. We thanks you and would enjoy continued business.

Are you for realz? Update for you, sir. Karl and I are at the club and I'm trying real hard to find him a date for the night. It's hard work, but I spy a redhead in the corner who I'm quite sure is aching for a monocle. To arms! --Paddy Dignam 02:30, 12 July 2008 (BST)

The fuck is this!? --Strata 17:29, 6 October 2010 (BST)

I haven't given you a template yet but I'm working on it - Your name is tough

Apparently The Grimch has appointed himself the Humor police, and he has the Goons as his little humor policelings. He's decided that templates I make for people (and the recipients like the templates - mostly) need to have a big reason to exist other than simple humor and pleasure. Ironic coming from someone who has a huge 'I am Grim S' template.

Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I am going to make for you (and others). Thank you. --Tselita 13:23, 27 June 2008 (BST)

That template was made by Akule as a personal attack. As is my modus operandi in such situations, i enshrine it somewhere in my userspace (Main or talk) to mock it. But geeze, this is a low: Soliciting people who have nothing to do with a discussion to vote for you. Can i has meatpuppets too? --The Grimch ^{U! E! WAT!} 13:59, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Actually everyone I mentioned were people who had received the templates. Except for Karloth, because I'm currently working on his. Notice how this message is different than other messages. Because his template is only half-done. I'm still narrowing down the pictures. Do you know how hard it is to make a play on names of "Karloth Vois"? --Tselita 15:31, 27 June 2008 (BST)

You know you want one

	Ministry of Information
	"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts." --Minister al-Sahaf

{{Misinformation}}

--Vandr 15:31, 11 June 2008 (BST)

PK Questions

Got a few questions and since you tend to make me laugh on the wiki, plus are in Red Rum, which is the group I'd enter if I make a PKer, I figure I'd ask you.

1) If I want to join Red Rum, do you suggest that I make a new character for it, or use one of my existing characters (levels 14 and 12. I made a third character but she's only level 2 and a zombie in FU).

2) Am I able to hire members of Red Rum to kill my enemies? Or at least the people who simply piss me off? What is the payment plan? Do you take credit cards?

3) Does Red Rum operate in one area of Malton mainly, or do they pretty much operate everywhere?

Thanks --Tselita 17:15, 9 May 2008 (BST)

1) Join DORIS. Any character...

2) :\ not sure... I'd ask the RHA.... not RR... as they are the paid killers...

3) Everywhere.... right now we are in Gibsonton hunting The Imperium--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:26, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Then again, a lot of people are hunting the Imperium. The game itself wasn't so bad, but some times, game universes shouldn't cross over. That is one of those times.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:07, 15 May 2008 (BST)

:D

Your sig makes me laugh.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:27, 7 May 2008 (BST)

Dude...

Seriously fix your sig! It MUST LINK TO YOUR USER PAGE OR TALK PAGE. People have told you several times! change it! If you don't know how feel free to ask me.--xoxo 10:45, 19 April 2008 (BST)

It does! --Karloth Vois ^RR 12:31, 19 April 2008 (BST)

There we are. But, why would you even care? --Karloth Vois TALK ^RR 12:49, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Coz its annoying trying to get to your page to look at your contribs or whatever...plus its easy to. and much better thanks!--xoxo 13:11, 19 April 2008 (BST)

Karloth, no linking sigs through third party sites, the link needs to be an internal one. Not to mention that it actually breaks the wikipage on load and alters it significantly. --Karek^maps?! 19:49, 20 April 2008 (BST)

He's changed it so the K links to his page. Although you should look into having a templated sig, it takes up a fair bit of space on the editing page.--xoxo 03:42, 21 April 2008 (BST)

Templates are an endangered resource and must be protected. --Karloth Vois TALK ^RR 01:17, 22 April 2008 (BST)

I think the code is fine, at least it's not as long as say ZombieSlayer's was, I believe that used to take up like 4-5 lines.--Karek^maps?! 01:45, 22 April 2008 (BST)

Thanks for that. I thought there wasn't a real link in the sig, and that third party site is annoying. --Pdeq^Talk* 10:02, 29 April 2008 (BST)

Oblong table

The message of Bruce was returned to the sender unread, because the receivers are sadly bereft of maps containing the location of Detroit. --VI 17:05, 10 April 2008 (BST)

Ha!

Don't think that I don't know what you did. I know.--

FT ^{MCDU: Black Knights}

06:02, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Payment, you say?

	A FREE COOKIE... OF EVIL!
	Father Thompson has given Karloth Vois an evil cookie for for his helpful contributions. Go on... eat it.

Malton Murder Awards

Heya, just dropped by to tell you that the guy on the radio asking if he could get an award by randomly PKing people is my Character Joe Morris [1] And I only got one kill :(

UPDATE: Ran back to the mall hoping to find a working radio, I think my efforts are for nought though. Once I get some more AP and if I am not mercilessly ripped apart.. I'll retune my radio. Cheerio mate! --Kouchpotato ^T 06:26, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Clan Margerine

Thanks a lot for your support, Karl. The people of Liechtenstein shall name a street in your honour. --Bob Fortune ^RR 11:26, 19 October 2007 (BST)

Does it look like we give a fuck anymore Red Rummer?

E Hallis, CWO Khan

The people of Liecthenstein are truly honoured by the re-naming of such a fine harbour. Plans are already underway for a national excursion to visit it, once we can hire a 60-seater coach. --Bob Fortune ^RR 15:51, 21 October 2007 (BST)

You guys really are morons

And if you STILL HAVENT GOTTEN THE MEMO WE SPLIT UP! FUCKING IDIOT

E Hallis, CWo Khan

Recruitment

Ad in need of updating! Your ad on the recruitment page will soon be removed, it needs to be updated because of expiration. You have 1-2 days to update your ad, if no action is taken it will be removed. Feel free to remove this warning. Whitehouse 12:29, 9 September 2007 (BST)

Msg on CoL

Hey, sounds great. I'll get set up on Brainstock. I believe we CoL have the chance to do some good. Sorry, I've been preoccupied with the McZed's mess and some Hell Rising issues, I will be more active, in fact I'm working on drawing support on the ground down south. --Zod Rhombus 18:24, 16 September 2007 (BST)

RR room

I'm glad you like the UD room description I made. I thought that the page needed a little something other than just being a list and have a template. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 11:28, 16 August 2007 (BST)

*throws hissy fit*

Not another prominent user leaving the wiki! How dare you Vois!! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 04:22, 14 May 2007 (BST)

Vote Vois

	Vote Pro Life! Vote Vois!
	Vote for life, Vote for Vois !

-- Vigeous _RHA 03:08, 10 April 2007 (BST)

REDRUM Thumbnail

I was just about to report some news on the Rolt Heights War, so I popped over to the PKA list and spotted that several of your sigs are now sporting the REDRUM thumbnail image I created for the suburb wikipage. I'm glad to see you guys like it. The way I see it, the Wiki needs to be a smooth running machine and all groups need thumbnail images for the suburb wikipage. Feel free to use it whenever REDRUM enters a suburb in full-force. I wish I could have created one for the PKA... but I didn't know where to begin. Anywho, I have some news to report, after all you guys were nice enough to post your kills, but the Burchell Arms Regulars have been keeping things of that nature under wraps. Still I figure it's about time you guys knew what the kill count was against the PKer Alliance. For confirmation of facts, feel free to visit the BAR's new PKer "Deadbeat" list on their group's wikipage, as it lists dates and places of all confirmed kills, err, "executions". As always, have fun with UD. --Mobius187 April 17 2007, 7:32 PM (EST)

Sex Possy Says Hi!

We love the positive feedback. If you know anyone who may be interested in supporting the cause of PARTAY, send them our way! In the meanwhile, if, in your orgies of Pking you were to come across a certain "Gaybait" ([2]) or his zerg "Stevi" , the Sex Possy would be much obliged if you tore those bastards limb from limb and/or fed them their own entrails. They interfered with one of our crazy parties. 'Nuff said. You will most definitely receive an invitation to our killer raves, our first non-inter Possy one being tentatively scheduled for April 16th at Club Cocker. Keep in touch for more awesome updates. Here are some killer forums [3] that we are in the process of setting up, or feel free to use our discussion pages. -- VenetianBlind 03:22, 6 April 2007 (BST)

You're not so Deceptive after all!

Thanks on behalf of WLC for the greeting. I don't remember if I've invited Red Rum yet (all those experiences in the 70s mess you up..), but we're having 'Kill a Commie Week' in Roftwood starting wensday. We're basically tired of USSR members overcading entry points, not reporting PKer kills as bounties, and farming revive points (I shoot people for fun, and even I think this is bad. Makes less targets and all). So we're targeting their members only, for a whole week. If you feel like stopping by to take part and eat some free donuts, give me a shout. Also, thanks for the invitation to join the RR forums. We're content with our current home, since we're small and already all there, but if we expand or have a falling out or something, we might just take you up on that. See you around, --Jesus' Slightly Less Popular Brother 03:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

The M.A.I.M. Society

Given, as you observed, our similar goals, I believe that an alliance is in order. M.A.I.M. will work on protecting some of the Museums in Vinetown and the sorrounding suburbs, though we won't be able to completely watch over them. --Lord of the Pies 21:06, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Channel 4 News Team

Sounds like you folks have yourselves an interesting plan! If you'd like to follow the Channel 4 News Team or the New Malton Colossus into Glorious Battle to check out the art before we wreck up the place, you're more than welcome to! We go to some of the more dangerous parts of town, so following us around might just give you guys a sort of escort. Feel free to add your name to a list on the NMC wiki page, if you're in on something! --Ron Burgundy 08:00, 21 July 2006 (BST)

Invisibles

So lets get this straight, you're a PKer, you're on multiple bounty lists, you're a member of RedRum, a Pker group, who are currently attacking our suburb and you want to know why an Invisible killed you? Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Short version, because you're RedRum mate, changing your group name after dying doesn't alter the fact.

You were first spotted in Reganbank, had RedRum in your profile name then... Quote from our board 'Karloth vois Red rum http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=435494 current location a factory 13,54'. Whether you changed it before moving into Griggs or after Rick killed you, its all one and the same to us. We've got a list of a number of your members, probably not all but enough. The moment RedRum started attacking Griggs we started pulling out info on you, what else did you expect? Same reason Civvydude999, B3ard0, CaptainCleanoff, MarkBrandonRead, faunt, murgel, all got made as RedRum (undercover) and posted on the separate suburb defence board. As its apparent that you as a group have a policy of altering your group name while on your 'Griggs Co-op event with Doris' (see C138 and Sirens), we have had to take measures to limit the damage you are causing the area. If you're RedRum and you start heading into Griggs we'll take you out, undercover or not. Btw we unlike DORIS have no issue with being accused of being say for example Fascists because of this decision. The Invisibles didn't start this, you did, don't come whining now you're dead (from your messageboard it appears RedRum don't appreciate survivors whining when you PK them). Christ show some nuts, you're a Pker, so we killed you, get over it... Edit : Oh btw you're dead again as of 14:00 or so JakeWeber 15:01, 15 August 2006 (BST)

• Cheers for the prompt reply, it was more for personal satisfaction- I'm glad to watch my reputation grow. I look forwards to meeting you again :) Karloth vois 15:21, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Logans Run Challenge

Please see: Logans_Run_Challenge#Round_1_Targets Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 12:30, 21 August 2006 (BST)

• Cheers, email is on the way ^improper

• Hehe. I'm not quite sure why, but I had a feeling it was you hunting me, and congratulations indeed for popping me between the eyes! I actually saw you myself in Caiger at one point, and thought about collecting your bounty myself, but I had organized a raid that I was to lead, so I had to conserve my ammunition. Non the less, I'm being hunted by several PKers right now, so know that I'm proud to say it was you who caught me ;)

Despite being so tangled up in playing a large role in the Eastonwood Confederation, I'd taken several days out of my timetable to hunt my target; who happens to be ShinobiSlider. I spotted several of his group members, yet I have a feeling his character has become inactive in order to avoid being caught. O.o

Anyway... Good luck with your continuation in Logans Run Challenge. I'll return the 'favour' to you one day! --Chopper 21:15, 5 October 2006 (BST)

potential zerger

The guy your referring to doesn't check the wiki very often. Good luck with a response. ShinobiSlider 02:34, 5 September 2006 (BST)

Thanks. You're in the same group- given its relatively small size, surely you can provide an answer- how closely do his three characters work together? Karloth vois ^RR 02:36, 5 September 2006 (BST)

I honestly dont know. as far as our group goes, hes the most freelance out of all our members. its not much of a command and follow thing, its just a dedication to a cause. I have no idae even his general location right now, much less how closely his characters work.

A Heart-felt Thank you

I don't check the Wiki very often but I noticed your post over on the Griggs Discussion page and wanted to say,"Thanks for the great game"!!! I was playing for the Totes, but will be the first to say that you guys gave a good game.....then all the crap had to start up....but hey, it's over now. Great game, I hope to play again with you on my side or as a foe.--Balistic 00:33, 10 September 2006 (BST)

• Eesh, your innovative tactics had me slaughtered a couple of times! Nicely done! Karloth vois ^RR 14:36, 10 September 2006 (BST)
• Hey, most of us had a good time right? Honestly, you played a good game! Might see you again soon hopefuly. Keep in touch.--Balistic 04:11, 11 September 2006 (BST)

Hello from The (not quite so) Invisibles

Hey Karloth, I posted a little message at the end of you complaint about the double posting of the 'Pker in pked shock' message. I had posted it on the suburb discussion page at the same time as my initial reply on our group page. You're quite right I should have updated it with your reply, I just got drawn into a whole massive argument with xoid and it slipped my mind that, that was even there, sorry! Oh and we had a fine time fighting you guys too, Ill post a wee reply to your thank you note as well! JakeWeBer

• Glad to hear it! I'll no doubt return, Griggs was most interesting :) (Wee? Are you a fellow Scot? Seems like there's tons of us on this game!) Karloth vois ^RR 14:35, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Glad to here from you again my murderous friend ;)

I would be gratefull if you helped out with the Grigg Heights project. Your commentary would be very much appreciated. See you again in glorious battle. --Balistic 02:18, 17 October 2006 (BST)

I'll see what I can do, but I'm not overly sure if anyone recorded the building kills. --Karloth vois ^RR 10:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Experienced Searching v 0.4

I am in firm support of that suggestion, and yet you didn't put it on the wiki. I do want to make some changes though. Can I ask your premission to modify the suggestion and send it to the wiki...to see if it will be spammed or kept?--ShadowScope 03:01, 21 October 2006 (BST)

Sorry about the late reply! From previous comments I suspected 100XP for a five percent chance was too high a cost, and really should have got back to you on this. The lack of real support on the discussion page was why I personally didn't suggest it for real, but you of course have my permission to run with it! Good luck. --Karloth vois ^RR 10:52, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Logans Run Challenge

	Logan's Run Winner
	Karloth Vois hath proved his Malevolent Talent by winning the first round of the Logan's Run Round Robin of Death.

Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 11:38, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Ta much! That's brilliant! Consider me signed up for the next round- I'm attempting to get the whole of Red Rum into it for a fairly mad (but perhaps unproductive) bloodbath. Cheers for such an interesting alternative! --Karloth vois ^RR 10:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Hobo's Guild

Just dropping a line for a fellow Pker. Nice work on your kill list. I enjoy 'borrowing' money or items from people's descriptions. Check out my WIKI page, perhaps we could coordinate. Asslyvania 00:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

In response... the Hobo's aren't really a group anymore as Cracky McSparechange went missing a few months ago and Willie is off on the campaign trail... I still 'borrow' on an almost daily basis but haven't been keeping track as of late... I'm currently off in the Bale neighborhood trying to stay warm, perhaps looking for a new group *nudge/wink*... Asslyvania 03:34, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

Distraction

Back to the hypothetical NRA meeting. You're a gunman. You want to kill a bunch of people at the annual National Rife Association for some reason. You know that if you just walk in the room and shoot someone in the chest every person there is going to pull out their guns and blast you away. You'd have literally no chance of escaping, these guys practice on the firing range every day. They hire lobbyists to allow them to have automatic weapons. It's unlikely even one of them would miss, with a full crowd your chances become astronomically low.

But let's say you pull the fire alarm first...and then as everyone is running to safety you sneak covertly fire a shot and dissapear into the rest of the panicked mob. Distraction makes it possible. --Jon Pyre 03:40, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

• I completely agree, but what on earth does this have to do with barricades? Whether the door is boarded up or not has no relevance to the above situation! I understand that a lack of barricades may be a distraction, but not to the extent that you're not going to notice someone shooting you. I'm afraid your example just doesn't link to your suggestion, which is why I can agree with the example but still vote kill. --Karloth vois ^RR 14:06, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Psssst....

That link to your new group that you posted on the Red Rum Discussion page doesn't work.....I get the error message '404: Board Does Not Exist'...... Moyes^{T RPM} 09:28, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

Catching up...

I'm at 53, buddy.....better get a move on.....Born Evil 2007 Jan 19 14:00 hrs GMT-7

Just so you know, I'm at 60 now.....Born Evil^RR 2007 Jan 25 21:55 hrs GMT-7

60? I just can't keep up with you whippersnappers these days. --Karloth Vois ^RR 09:23, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Actually, it's 85 now. And I'm probably older than you. Hehehe.....--Born Evil^RR 2007 Feb 22 02:52 hrs GMT-7

Channel 4 News Team

Thanks for the heads up! Sorry about the faulty reporting, I'd written it as the PKing was going on and stepped out for the weekend immediately thereafter. Stay Classy! --Ron Burgundy 05:44, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Cheers for the quick change! --Karloth Vois ^RR 16:15, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	Karloth vois has been nominated to win the Best PKer (Bad) Award.

I'll drink to that. Although I think PKers are the scum of Malton and should be banned, I also admire your work at the Bale Mall. Cheers :). P.S. If you happen to run into Sadie Mae Glutz, tell her I've got the Malton Mob after her ass ;( --Captain Rogers 04:17, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Nomination

I just wanted to pop in and say thanks for the Maltie nominations! I means alot to me and the Raiders. Good luck also with your new role as leader! If you need a hand with anything, let me know.--Franz Molotov 14:51, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

For the Record

You could use a little fact checking from time to time Karloth. Team Zombie Hardcore Isn't a bounty hunting group, in fact, we could care less about Malton as a whole. But thanks for the attention, there is no such thing as bad publicity. I would find it a fitting tribute to the ineptitude of the whole Pker/BHunter society as a whole should TZH win the award for "Most Inept Group" consdidering that we don't involve ourselves in PKer-Bounty Hunter politics. Irony is great. As the votes lay now I guess we will win... 3 cheers for people who take themselves and the zombie game way too seriously.

--Tiger Striped Dog 01:44, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Karloth, I never misunderstood the intention... its cool dude. Gentle ribbing never hurt anyone. While I was indeed a little patronizing, I would hope that you could take the joke, especially as much as you have chastised us for not taking yours... Perhaps it was in bad taste? As you can tell from TZH's webpage "taste" isn't really my thing ;-). Anyway, my thanks were real, as is our (Me and Whalberg) gratitude for the publicity. Good stuff all around. I must say I am dissapointed that we didn't win... I thought we had it. And yes, I knew the voting was closed... I couldn't even really vote anyway as TigerStripedDog isn't a character in UD... just a wiki persona. I was posting more to comment... as there wasn't anywhere else to do it. And I wanted to link our page, again more publicity.

I hope we didn't get off on the wrong foot Karloth. But I suspect we did. I meant what I said though, I have long suspected that there was some confusion in the Pker/BHunter society over where TZH stands... and that is that we don't stand anywhere. We more often can be found sitting in Northblythville on our couches drinking beer. The point being that we are neither PKers or Bounty Hunters in the sense that you, and or most of your voters are. We don't hunt for bounties, and we only PK those that have PKed our group... and even then only if they are found in the immediate area. Hell ask Covert Ops Wizard, he and I left on good terms and I suspect he will verify this. We have posted on Brainstock its true, but only so we can avoid being bounty hunted... getting Pked is getting PKed regardless of whose doing it right? I do also appreciate your clarifications that these awards are not necessarily indicative of yours or any other groups beliefs on TZH's PKer/Hunter status. The LAST thing we need is another PKer/Hunter war in Blythville. Covert Ops Wizard gave us enough of that.

Thanks again for your reply, I hope we have gotten everything straightened out. Don't worry about your comment, I will let it stand, as I let the nomination banner stand... I would have thought that would have been a sign of my general acceptance of good natured fun-poking (wow that sounded way more sexual than I intended...).

--Tiger Striped Dog 03:23, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

I am glad we have cleared things up. Good luck with Red Rum and the awards. Congrats to the winners :)

--Tiger Striped Dog 04:50, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

To my competitor-Nuts

I will not indulge myself in any scandals this election season. There will be no meetings in any shady warehouses. I am a man of class, and I will be a mayor of class! GOOD DAY SIR! Tovarisch Khrushchev 17:19, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

I stand for a humanity united under a banner of peace and order. A humanity where all are equal! I know your kind, vicious murderers. You kill survivors and zombies alike, with no thought to either of their feelings! When my time as mayor comes, you shall be reformed, and THEN we can work together, Mr. Vois. Until then... Tovarisch Khrushchev 19:30, 8 April 2007 (BST)

Killing Fields

I had joined the Red Rum forum and spoke with Sirens about forming an alliance and he agreed. This was a while back however, and if you don't think that an alliance between a PKer group and a survivor group will work then I will respect your decision. I apologize for causing any confusion, it has been hard to transfer diplomatic negotiations from my old group to my new group. FYI, I'd be more than happy to kill any scumbags that have wronged you. PKing is a necessity in Malton, I just don't want it to be the main focus of my group anymore with the zombie scourge gaining territory. Let me know that you think. --Gehennanow 20:36, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations

Congratulations to Karloth Vois for becoming the new head hancho at Red Rum. Filling the shoes of Sirens is no small assignment, but I'm sure you're up to the task!--Headless gunner ^W! 03:13, 25 March 2007 (BST)

Mayoral Election

Dearest Karloth,

I accept your endorsement and as per say I also endorse anyone who accepts the Flat Earth as the supreme truth!

I also understand that our small party faces an upward battle against such Round Earther treachery Perhaps a smut campaign? --Admiral Hawkins 03:37, 4 April 2007 (BST) ~

Greetings, Mr. Vois.

I was very pleased to recieve word from you, though I must say your choice of messenger startled me somewhat. I have not seen many giant, talking frogs in my time and it was frankly a little shocking. Though I have been told by several of my underlings that there was no frog and that I was talking to a lamppost, I know that it was you that sent him to me with your wizardry.

Such acts of magic must be applauded, I feel. You shall have the full support of the Ashadoa campaign, my good man.--Ashadoa 14:23, 4 April 2007 (BST)

Statement from the Suskind Campaign

Candidate Vois:

As the presumptive candidate of the Zombiecratic Party, I do look forward to our potential race in the general election. However, the backing of the Tammany Hall apparatus is all I need for a successful campaign. You are welcome to defame my opponents all you wish; however, the Suskind Campaign is its own Juggernaut, any formal alliances will merely weigh it down.\\

Barhah! MJS -- Murray Jay Suskind 16:07, 4 April 2007 (BST)

Mr. Vois,

Sorry, for the deleted message I was so busy with my Charleston Chew that I misstated what I wanted to say and then deleted it. I would be happy to accept your bargain. However, only on the condition that should either of us win the primary nomination we will select the other as our running mate.

--Richard Nixon's Head 16:43, 6 April 2007 (BST)

Mr. Vois,

I never received a response. Have you contemplated my counter-offer?

--Richard Nixon's Head 17:33, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Mr. Vois,

Excellent. As it looks as if you are about to gain the Humanative Party nomination in less than twenty-four hours congratulations on your victory. I look forward to running with you.

--Richard Nixon's Head 06:11, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Query

How do I sign my name with the Red Rum image + RR link as you do? --Ashadoa 13:21, 18 April 2007 (BST) Thanks much! ^_^ --Ashadoa ^RR 18:05, 18 April 2007 (BST)

May 1st

Sorry for voting for Dr. Phil, had I read in time you were teaming up with Richard Nixon, I would have voted for you. That sentence makes no sense out of context...--Labine50 ^MH|^ME|^TNT'07 00:55, 25 April 2007 (BST)

Malton Conservative Party

Thanks for checking us out, Karloth.

Nope, we wouldn't be a zombie group. Did you hear: Just two weeks ago David Cameron commented on the tired state of the Labour cabinet, in the House of Commons, by accusing them of being "the Government of the Living Dead"! The words of a true zombie-hunter... Susan Barker 14:31, 2 June 2007 (BST)

Thanks for the CoL heads up

See you in the special forums. First item of agenda; how to properly piss Sonny off. :) --Sexy Rexy Grossman 00:07, 18 September 2007 (BST)

Bob2

Has been permabanned. Check Special:Recentchanges.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:42, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

D'oh...shouldn't have welcomed him...Oh wells... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:43, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, it's a free +1 isn't it? Exactly.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:50, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Malton flavor in Monroeville

At the junction of two streets, a large billboard advertises Caiger Mall. is one of standard Malton billboard descriptions. Billboards were introduced when there was a lot of hype around Caiger 1 and Caiger 2, for example, "I've looted Caiger and all i got was this loosy shirt" T-shirt. Clearly a copy-paste, not an intended joke --~~~~ [talk] 22:05, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Bold text

Predator's Cup

Hey Karloth, I wanted to respond to a few things you put up on the PC talk page.

1. Publicity!!! awesome!!! If the PKH could help spread the word that would be incredible. I've singed up of an accound on the Hub forums, so i'll post there later on.
2. Hosting. S13 will host the tourney from our forums, the tournament, and the trophy were developed by Section 13, so we would like to maintain ownership in a sense.
3. If you have ideas, or recommendations for the PC wiki page feel free to share. And if you want to register for the event email s13malton@yahoo.ca for a link to our forums.

groups will be limited to a maximum 4 members registered. and it will be first come first serve. --Jack ^{S13 T! PC} 17:26, 12 May 2008 (BST)

Rather classy

You have been deemed worthy:

	Rather Classy
	This user is almost as classy as Bigdaddy2

I know

I am a funny man. :B -- SA 22:57, 6 December 2009 (UTC)

What if I'm already wearing a mexican hat/don't eat biscuits?-- SA 13:14, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

How Dare You

...Mention the oatmeal?! That is the forbidden food! You will receive no potato-mash, sir! Prepare to be elected Chief Pinata, and given to large groups of small children! Also...How has nobody reported you to A/VB for the past >3 edits you've made? Are you bribing the sysops?--DT^PK 03:10, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

No, it's just funneh and I need to be amused. Vandalize his shit in a funny way and I'll turn a blind eye. ;) -- SA 11:36, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

I would, but now Misanthropy is a Sysop. And he hates me as much as he hates you. --DT^PK 21:40, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Is this not a report?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:42, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm not quite sure how I escaped so far. I had to report meself too :( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:30, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

As BP's report indicates, and the resulting ruling clearly shows: The Scandinavian is clearly receiving kickbacks from Mr. Vois. Mr. Vois even reported himself, just to show off to every honest vandal just how untouchable he truly is.

I will get to the center of this Wiki Organized Vandalism syndicate, if it costs me my career as a potato-masher! You will rue the day you tried to reveal the insides of the Psyche, Vois! You will rue the day! --DT^PK 23:31, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

But what about me? I'm a crooked politician sysops and I'm getting away scot-free?-- SA 01:54, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

No. You will never go to prison. One day, you will hail a taxi, and the last thing anyone ever sees of you is you getting into a generic yellow cab, one with a cab number which is faded and scratched, rendering it nearly illegible. You will join Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa in the eternal debate of "Is he still alive?" Only two people will know the answer. --DT^PK 02:12, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Addition: I told you so. The Potato-Mash is not extended to you, sir. No indeed. --DT^PK 02:25, 8 December 2009 (UTC)

Warning

Please do not vandalise group pages in such a way. Even jokingly, such edits are considered vandalism and further acts of such may result in your editing privileges being revoked. --

 

 

 

 

04:49, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Cardboard?

I think you are a 50% muffin man who happens to taste of damp cardboard.-- Adward  14:59, 12 December 2009 (UTC)

¯\(°_o)/¯

Hey KV, I made a textzombie picture for your page because your page rocks. Feel free to revert it if you do not like it. That would make me cry though.-Dangermouse aka -MHSstaff 04:50, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Banana Tactics

Your page was unlinked, so I linked it here.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 12:15, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

Your offer

Im here to take you up on your offer about the USAF page. Is it still good? -- (unsigned:User:Zacahry K.)

It is indeed! See your talk page. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 04:05, 17 February 2010 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks, I appreciate it.

New Orders

I have just received your marching orders from HQ. They read:
-Move Red King to E-13.
-Engage full black-out and radio silence.
-Back up two spaces.
-Union Break: Take a smoke/Go out for lunch.
-Discuss.

Orders are effective immediately. Relay this information to those who need, want, or might be interested to know. We expect a progress report upon full completion. --The Red Stamp

Excellent, your excellency. I have relayed your orders to the forum, and they seem most happy to proceed! What would you have us do next? --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:45, 11 April 2010 (BST)

Hello my good man!

	Dear Fellow
	Chance would have it that another Mayoral race has begun! Word on the street is that you'd be a stellar candidate to walk up the apples and pears to stand as mayor! Jolly good show, and hop on over to the election space to declare yourself. Pip, pip!

--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:38, 1 June 2010 (BST)

I posted on your talk page a month before... :P You'll just have to shake up Jorm until he calls another election.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:44, 16 July 2010 (BST)

Karl is a time-travelling assassin who spends too much time in the future. 21:57, 16 July 2010 (BST)

If by "time-travelling", you mean "drunk and incomprehensible", then yep.-- Adward  22:42, 16 July 2010 (BST)

After the recount, I'm throwing you down a well. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:36, 22 July 2010 (BST)

Warning

Please do not drink more than five pints a day, which may lead to your page-breaking kaneddits being all the more common and hilarious. this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked.-- Adward  22:49, 22 July 2010 (BST)

Evil Group manhunt

If you aren't bringing one of the groups you're affiliated with, would you be interested in joining the Discosaurs in their bid for utter victory?--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 21:00, 6 August 2010 (BST)

RITA

To enter Rage in the Age your team needs to be at least 2 people. Find some newb to join your team and then idle out.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 17:53, 7 September 2010 (BST)

There has to be something said about this Rita that she won't be entered by less than two at a time. 17:57, 7 September 2010 (BST)

RITA can be entered by up to 10 at a time, and overall, at least 20 or 30 people are expected to enter RITA within the fortnight. It's a shame that Mycock couldn't be in RITA, but RITA is too far from Mycock, and too many people are entering RITA to allow RITA to move to Mycock.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:45, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Oh, btw, I decided to shit on poddle's idea. Now your group can be just you, but only on the condition that you win.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 23:47, 7 September 2010 (BST)

New area. Roywood-Chudleyton. Have a look at the page.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:28, 26 September 2010 (BST)

Considering the manhunt starts in about 6 or so hours and your character is idled (I presume you're using vois) I felt I'd give you a nudge. Still in it to win it?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:12, 2 October 2010 (BST)

Yo-Ho

What's up with <edit link snipped> here?--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature3 11:52, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

Upon further inspection, I'm presuming this is your email and you're removing all mentions from the wiki?--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature3 11:53, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

That would be correct! I googled it and only found the UD wiki, so figured I might as well get rid of them. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 12:28, 4 November 2010 (UTC)

I MADE SOME USERPAGE EDITS AND I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!

--Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 14:07, 24 December 2010 (UTC)

I'VE ADDED YOU TO A/VB AND I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND!

--Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 11:52, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Ban

You have been banned for 2 days for editing another person's userpage. Future infractions can lead to longer bans. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 19:17, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

If you're interested in getting rid of your escalations than I can advice to look here by the way.-- Thadeous Oakley Talk 19:19, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

250 edits? Jesus christ. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 12:11, 12 April 2011 (BST)

Well, darn...

I would have enjoyed shaking my fist at you, and cursing your name. But just so you know: I don't personally consider you to be any less of a vandal, just because you chose to abstain once or twice.--FT 01:14, 20 April 2011 (BST)

I missed a vandalism opportunity? I consider myself less of a vandal :( (no really, what did I miss?) --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:54, 20 April 2011 (BST)

250 Edits is Not Enough

I'm just letting you know that in the next few days I shall edit your user page, brutally and irrevocably. Thus do I crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and relish in the lamentations of their women. --Paddy Dignam^{IS DEAD} 20:18, 1 June 2011 (BST)

Lucas Black is the perfect survivor

see? --Rosslessness 10:14, 8 June 2011 (BST)

Something particuarly argumentative

Blagh blargh har har. Har har blah nah!

... And you will never be as good as the Zerg! --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 12:08, 24 June 2011 (BST)

with red rum closing shop

i hope you will at least stick around and poke people with sharp sticks when needed.--User:Sexualharrison16:00, 29 April 2012

lold

Karloth vois said:

I offer to arbitrate (also I accidentaly rented Alien Autopsy once and my flatmates never allowed me unsupervised in Blockbuster again) --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 20:17, 9 April 2012 (BST)

A ZOMBIE ANT 09:02, 9 September 2012 (BST)

True story, the memory still hurts to this day :'( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:54, 10 September 2012 (BST)

You poor bastard. Although to their defense I would make the same call if you brought that thing into my house too. A ZOMBIE ANT 08:35, 11 September 2012 (BST)

I'd been travelling all summer and It didn't have Ant or Dec on the box. I had no idea what it was!

I compounded it by bringing home two French subtitled action films too. :( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 13:53, 12 September 2012 (BST)

Oh god. How are you still alive to tell this tale, Karloth? A ZOMBIE ANT 15:35, 12 September 2012 (BST)

HEY. HEY. HEY KARL. HEY.

Hey Karl! Hey! Hey, I sent you an IMPORTANT NOTICE by ways of the Scoundrellnews email address (this post is moot it that email drains into your main account). You should very much with great urgency investigate said correspondence with haste. Sincerely, DT^PK 04:43, 20 September 2012 (BST)

I urge you not to do the thing that this substance calling itself DT urges you to do. I do not think it (the thing, the proposition) is safe. I have a bad feeling about the thing. I think the thing is a trap, and you, my friend, as we know, are no Indiana Jones. --Paddy Dignam^{IS DEAD} 04:49, 27 September 2012 (BST)