POWER TO THE PKER

POWER TO THE PKER
Abbreviation:	PTTP
Group Numbers:	Legion of Evil,Red Rum
Leadership:	none
Goals:	remain inactive until pkers are worth playing again
Recruitment Policy:	Anyone who feels the game remains imbalanced against PKers.
Contact:	Talk Page

What's This About Now?

I just wanted to say that... that I'm a PKer. And I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other pkers. I mean, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Because we're smart? Because we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a PKer, and... I'm pretty proud of it.

We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Malton, you might have been called a trench, or a dirty PKer, or a geek.

Any of you that have ever felt... stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a PKer or not, why don't you come and join us?

I have a dream...
Where all PKers can live in harmony, shooting up survivors in peace!
I have a dream...
Where survivors say, "Hey! Pkers are welcome in our game..."

For far too long, we have been ignored.
Game buffs have been added to both survivors and zombies alike.
What about us?
Where are our buffs?
We need to rise as one! Demand our game enhancements!
POWER TO THE PKERS!
POWER TO THE PKERS!

Make this game right and fair! We demand our equal share!
We are the third class of this game!
We get ignored!

We have to work harder for the same rights as everyone else!

Did You Know?

• That PKers were the first class in UD to be nerfed?

Game News Archive (11th July 2005):

To discourage in-fighting, survivors now get only half combat XP if they're attacking another survivor; zombies get half XP if they're attacking another zombie.

PKers have been discriminated against from the very beginning! It is time we started fighting back!

Our Demands

These will be updated as they come in.

1. Full XP for Killing Survivors! (Again)
2. Improved Flare Accuracy!
3. No Flak Jackets!
4. Human Hunting Skills!

   Skill: Coup-de-Grace - Headshot for humans

5. A PKing Starting Class!
6. Equal Wiki Representation!

   A) More Pro-Pker Sysops

   B) A Pro-Pker Bureaucrat

7. PKer friendly Clothing!

   Butchers Outfit, Wifebeaters, A Pretty Dress Made Out of Lady-skin

8. 10 warehouses converted over to a new building type: Slaughterhouse! Included inside, but are not limited to: Butcher Knives, Cleavers, Cow Skeletons, Pig Skeletons, Sheep Skeletons, and Lengths of Pipe. Items used to barricade include, but are not limited to, Rotten sides of beef, portable refrigeration units, shelves, etc.

What you can do!

There are several ways you can actively support our cause against the segregation and discrimination against PKers and those who support pking!

Join the Cause!

There are many PKer Groups that are looking for great new pkers! Feel free to inquire on the talk page about joining groups.

Also, there are many events which promote PKing like Execution_08.

Join up with other PKers and show your support!

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Supporting PKer Testimonials

Feel free to add your own supporting statement here, and tell us why you feel persecuted! Non-support statements will be considered vandalism. Remember to sign your statement.

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1. POWER TO THE PKERS!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:53, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
2. Why do people treat us like we aren't human beings? Its just wrong and I'm sick and tired of it! POWER TO THE PKERS!--Mayor Fitting^{Talk RR} 00:56, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
3. We are not second-class citizens! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
4. Just because we kill folks doesn't make us bad people! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Vandr 01:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
5. I've seen friends brutally murdered because of their group affiliation. We can't change the way we were born. We play, We PK! Get used to it. POWER TO THE PKERS! --Strata 02:39, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
6. Stop the Hate! Stop the Discrimination! Stop the Press! Wait...Uh, The PKer Is As Good as any other Player! Power! Pker! Power! --Peace Pipe 02:51, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
7. PKers FOR THE WIN!! --Aguyuno 13:16, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
8. TOO LONG HAVE WE BEEN IGNORED! We deserve the equal rights! On Strike! On Strike! Power to the PKers! Power to the PKers! ----Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 19:51, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
9. As a PKer and dedicated zombie, I support this movement and all it stands for. --Druuuuu ^OcTRR 20:00, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
10. The oppression must end now! POWER TO THE PKERS! --Ashadoa is proud to be a PKer 20:36, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
11. As a neutral player with a PKing alt, PKers deserve more rights! I also demand that attacking n00bs be counted as a single hit kill, regardless if they're at full HP. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:41, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
12. Just today I tried dragging a dying victim, at 12AP, out into the streets and away from other survivors, with their FAKs and empathy for others. But I couldn't! Why must OUR ROAD be the hardest to travel? POWER TO THE PKERS! --The Greaseman 21:14, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
13. I think it's only fair for PKers to be treated as the third side they have become.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:41, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
14. You know how hard it is to make 10000 EPs strictly from PKing? It sucks! Too long have we been discriminated against and treated like 3rd class mongrels who get the leavings of zombies. We demand tenderloin, not rump roast.--Headless gunner ^W! 23:01, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
15. I am sick of being pushed around by groups that think they are better just because I'm a PKer. Well they can shove that up their survivor bums. POWER TO THE PKERS! --Toothdecay 03:02, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
16. I can't believe this actually happened. GO PK'ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 13:18, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
17. Because a three-way is much more fun than just two in any environment. Help Malton's third leg stand erect and go the distance!! POWER TO THE PKERS!!!--Squid Boy 13:29, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
18. This is the way life and zombie movies actually work! POWER TO THE PKERS! BoboTalkClown 03:27, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
19. We need to be treated like the third group that we are. POWER TO THE PKERS!--Trav 02:35, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
20. We will no longer be treated as second-class citizens! POWER TO THE PKERS, or we will KILL you!  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  04:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
21. Let's face it, life would be pretty dull without our psychotic friends dancing through malton like some demented circus. Give them the respect they deserve!--Seventythree^Talk 16:02, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
22. I just started PKing, but I've seen some people just being down right ass hats towards PKers, even if the PKer was a really nice and polite guy...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 18:16, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
23. It's a valid means of play! UCFSD 15:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
24. Hurrah to the PKers, the only real source of enjoyment in this game! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 09:28, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
25. Hip hip hooray for murder. ----Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||14:04, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
26. After conducting careful research, with the surprising finding that PKers were the first class to be nerfed, and have never had a buff of their own, I find that my sense of fair play and decency compels me to join in this protestation. Power to the PKer! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 13:57, 21 February 2008 (UTC)
27. Nah bra!nz. Pantzpeople needz gunz! POWER to the PKERS! --Wisuguya 19:04 24 february 2008 (UTC)
28. Pantzpeople needz gunz! Pantspeople needz gunz! and Ladyzkinz drezzez! --Mikhail "The Jack of Diamonds" Innokenti 09:58, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
29. I demand we become the recognised 3rd side so that we may become the third class citizens we have campaigned so long for. --Karloth Vois ^{DR News} 12:38, 26 June 2008 (BST)
30. Equal rights for the Bodo People in Arunachal Pradesh! oh and STOP THE BEATING WE PKERS ARE GEEKS JUST AS EVERYONE ELSE. --the wallaby^♥ 07:00, 27 July 2008 (BST)
31. Into the River Belooooooow.....--Nny The Person 08:54, 2 September 2008 (BST)
32. I throw my unconditional but lazy support behind this idea.--Drawde ^{Talk To Me! DORIS Red Rum Defend Ridleybonk! I know Nothing!} 13:44, 13 September 2008 (BST)
33. I'm in on this, POWER TO THE PKERS --An unlucky Guy 22:19, 5 October 2008 (BST)
34. Why the fuck havent I signed this yet!? Roy Banes - PKer and PROUD OF IT!!--Doctor Oberman ^MBEK 21:05, 20 October 2008 (BST)
35. Stop the hate! --JARED^{Play the game} 21:28, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
36. More power for the common pker. We need to be OVER 9000! --Blanemcc 19:39, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
37. Thank god someone finally spoke out. You rallied the PKer world. When our time comes, you will be a hero. Now, we all do our part. Power to the PKers! --PFC 21:59, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
38. I blame the DEM --Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High ^{AH RR RRF} 03:28, 6 December 2008 (UTC)
39. Hell, I would just be happy if I got full XP for "silencing" my victims. Linkthewindow  Talk  09:59, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
40. I'd be content with full XP for killing survivors too.-- Denver  ^5MoC 05:39, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
41. Well, how'd I miss this? As a guy with a PKer alt, and PROUD OF IT, I will say this:POWER TO THE PKERS! --The Psychopath AKA ==This Page==

Im just gonna post stuff about my alts here...Which are Hiro Dark, Zero Light, Keith Bane, and The Psychopath. And I think I'll start making theirs Bios now. Good a time as any, I guess...

Hiro Dark

Overheard in the current Umbrella Corps Lobby:"You dont need a reason to help someone, except for the sake of helping them!"

	Umbrella Employee
	Our Business Is Life Itself!

	Victor Platoon Member
	This User is in the Umbrella Corporation’s Victor Platoon.

	Zombie Killer
	When this user is a Zombie they are Survivor friendly and will only attack Zombies.

	Military
	This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.

	I Gots Street Cred Yo! (50pts)
	This User survived 3 hours or more standing outside on the street as a Human with out getting killed.

Zero Light

Overheard from Zero one evening:"I dont care who you are, I'll gladly escort you out if you keep causing trouble. And do remember exactly whats out there these days..."

Zero is a...rather psychotic one, to say the least. He seems to be content at the moment, working for security for the local Zombra's Pub in Earletown, and generally helping to keep the place standing if he can. On occasion, he'll even revive you if he can recognize ya(of which he pays little attention to anyone but the others who work there, however; sorry bar patrons, but no dice), but dont count on him being the one to do it. Occasionally, you'll hear him rambling on about how he couldn't save 'them'. If one could ever get him to talk about it, he'd explain that this 'them' were the rest of his team of fire fighters; back during the time the first of the zombies started appearing, he and his team barricaded the fire station they worked at, a few suburbs from Earletown. Unfortunately, it wasn't barricaded enough...and he was the only one to get out of the mass of zombies alive. He'd then made his way from the ruined station to Earletown, where he was told about Zombra's Pub. He applied for a job, and there you have it, they now have their own psychotic axe-wielding security guard. On the occasion he dies, he somehow retains his insanity, which leads him to perform erratic actions in undeath, most of them resulting in him not harming Survivors, but instead brutally mauling other zombies, and will often return to Lancy, the local RP.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	AXE ASSASSIN
	This user started off in the civilian class as a Firefighter with a fire axe and radio, and axe-handling training.

	Fire Fighter
	This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe.

Keith Bane

Overheard from Keith one night:"Grah harman grambarh Ramargar!"

	Proud To Be Dead
	This user is a zombie and proud of it.

	Feral
	This user could be anywhere, doing anything, and only one thing is certain: It involves blood.

The Psychopath

Final words heard by a survivor stupid enough to sleep alone: "Hmph. Such a stupid creature. But, your sacrifice to the Darkness will be magnificent nonetheless! Whats your sacrifice to be, you ask? Your very soul...You claim that you do not wish to make such a sacrifice? I never claimed you had a choice!"

This user supports PKer rights!

...I support the ideal, but doubt I'll stop playing the game.

	WPKU
	The latest news. The hottest music. The exclusive "interviews" you've been waiting for. This user is a broadcaster for WPKU. WPKU: Because PKers need entertainment too!

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	Low HP Survivors
	PKer Crack

	Proud member of LoD
	This user is proud to be a Pker/Zombie of Legends of Darkness!

Caulder of IDS

Overheard in a conversation between him and a frantic survivor:"Hm? I said I was going to help you? Oh, it seems I had. Well, Im afraid that was a lie. Oh, and that wasn't medicine I gave you. If my calculations are correct, you should be dead very soon."

Overheard as he was looking at the hordes of zombies tear apart humans, during his first moments in Malton:"Fascinating..."

All of them

	Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
	This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.

	The Almighty Crowbar
	Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.

And Random Stuff

	Atheist
	This user is an atheist.

	Anime Lover
	Hiro Dark loves anime and is a devoted otaku.

24 August 2009

Supporting Bounty Hunter Testimonials

Feel free to add your own supporting statement here, and tell us why you feel sympathy for the PKers! Non-support statements will be considered vandalism. Remember to sign your statement.

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• As a bounty hunter, I think that PKers should be given more love as it not only helps them, but it helps us catch you and make the chase that much more interesting. Band together for the inclusion of a prisoner base class. Solidarity, brothers! --Akule ^{School's in session.} 13:45, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
• Power to the people who PK the PKers!  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  04:05, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
• Why should PKers be the only ones to wear ladyskin dresses?--Jed 05:28, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
• If you Pkers stop playing until Pkers are worth playing, no one will give a damn because there are less Pkers to worry about. You're gonna have to get all of the Pkers in on this one, and even then no one will give a damn because we won't have to worry about, well, Pkers. They're not an essential to this game. But please, feel like you're making a difference! :P. Kidding. Without Pkers a lot of us wouldn't play anymore. Thank you, bastards, or should I say employers? Whatever the hell you do, it doesn't matter much. :D

Mikhos 00:59, 15 May 2008 (BST)

• Remember: Bounty Hunters are PKers as well! We just kill other PKers instead of Pro-Survivors :P --Mianthadore 11:48, 30 October 2008 (UTC)