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<font size=20>M</font>alton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group [[2 Cool]], aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.
<font size=20>M</font>alton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group [[2 Cool]], aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.


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*Entries marked with a star ([[Image:Featured Star.png]]) are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop.
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=Amusing Locations in Malton=
=(The List of) Amusing Locations in Malton=




==Phallic Innuendo==
==Phallic Innuendo==
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| [[Image:Club Hardyman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Club Hardyman]]]] || [[Image:Bank.gif|thumb|right|[[Hardstaff Bank]]]]
| [[Image:Club Hardyman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Club Hardyman]]]] || [[Image:Bank.gif|thumb|right|[[Hardstaff Bank]]]]
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*[[Allwood Drive]] in [[New Arkham]]
*''[[The Bigg Building]]'' in [[Hollomstown]]
*[[The Chubb Building]] in [[Darvall Heights]]
*''[[The_Chubb_Monument#The_Chubb_Monument|The Chubb Monument]]'' in [[Peppardville]]
*''[[The_Chubb_Monument#The_Chubb_Monument|The Chubb Monument]]'' in [[Peppardville]]
*''[[Club Hardyman]]'' in [[Pescodside]]
*''[[Club Hardyman]]'' in [[Pescodside]]
*[[Club Meatyard]] in [[Rhodenbank]]
*[[Club Meatyard]] in [[Rhodenbank]]
*'''[[Dix Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]
*'''[[Dix Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]
*''[[Dix Row]]'' in [[Stanbury_Village_Streets#Dix_Row|Stanbury Village]] and ''[[Wykewood Streets#Dix_Row|Wykewood]]''
*''[[Dix Row]]'' in [[Dix Row (Stanbury Village)|Stanbury Village]] and ''[[Dix Row|Wykewood]]''
*[[Greatwood Road]] in [[Greatwood Road (Grigg Heights)|Grigg Heights]] and [[Greatwood Road (Pitneybank)|Pitneybank]]
*[[Greatwood Road]] in [[Greatwood Road (Grigg Heights)|Grigg Heights]] and [[Greatwood Road (Pitneybank)|Pitneybank]]
*'''[[Hardstaff Bank]]''' in [[West Becktown]]
*'''[[Hardstaff Bank]]''' in [[West Becktown]]
*[[Hardstaff Way]] in [[Mornington]]
*[[Hardstaff Way]] in [[Mornington]]
*'''[[Hardyman Library]]''' in [[Jensentown]]
*'''[[Hardyman Library]]''' in [[Jensentown]]
*[[Shore Hills Buildings#the_Longman_Building|The Longman Building]] in [[Shore Hills]]
*[[The Longman Building]] in [[Shore Hills]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Longman Monument]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Longman Monument]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]
*[[Longmate Plaza]] in [[Paynterton]]
*[[Longmate Plaza]] in [[Paynterton]]
*[[The Longstaff Building]] in [[Fryerbank]]
*[[The Longstaff Building]] in [[Fryerbank]]
*[[The Membery Arms]] in [[Barrville]]
*[[The Membery Arms]] in [[Barrville]]
*[[Membery Avenue]] in [[Brooke Hills]]
*[[Smallwood Cinema]] in [[South Blythville]]
*[[Smallwood Cinema]] in [[South Blythville]]
*[[Smallwood Crescent School]] in [[Jensentown]]
*[[Smallwood Crescent School]] in [[Jensentown]]
*[[Smallwood Plaza]] in [[Owsleybank]]
*[[Smallwood Plaza]] in [[Owsleybank]]


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[[Image:403242625 7caa64a39f o.jpg|thumb|right|One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of [[the Mycock Building|Mycock]].]]
 
[[image:Coxon auto.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Coxon Auto Repair]]]]
| [[Image:Clubcockerblink.gif|right]] || [[Image:403242625 7caa64a39f o.jpg|thumb|right|One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of [[the Mycock Building|Mycock]].]]
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===Cock Locations===
===Cock Locations===
*[[The Alcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]]
*[[The Alcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]]
*''[[Club Cocker]]'' in [[Dulston]]
*''[[Club Cocker]]'' in [[Dulston]]
*''[[Cockayne Grove Police Department]]'' in [[Wyke Hills]]
*''[[Cockayne Grove Police Department]]'' in [[Wyke Hills]]
*''[[Cockburn Plaza Railway Station]]'' in [[Old Arkham]]
*''[[Cockburn Plaza Railway Station]]'' in [[Old Arkham]]
*[[The Cockell Building]] in [[Gulsonside]]
*[[Cocker Boulevard Fire Station]] in [[Pashenton]]
*''[[The Cocker Museum]]'' in [[Randallbank]]
*''[[The Cocker Museum]]'' in [[Randallbank]]
*''[[Cockle Cinema]]'' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*''[[Cockle Cinema]]'' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Cockle Street]] in [[Darvall Heights]]
*[[Coxon Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]][[image:Coxon_auto.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Coxon Auto Repair]]]]
*[[Hiscock Alley]] in [[Lamport Hills]]
*[[Hiscock Alley]] in [[Lamport Hills]]
*[[Galbraith Hills Pubs#the Hiscock Arms|the Hiscock Arms]] in [[Galbraith Hills]]
*[[the Hiscock Arms]] in [[Galbraith Hills]]
*[[Hiscock Walk]] in [[Judgewood]]
*[[Hiscock Walk]] in [[Judgewood]]
*[[The Hitchcock Building]] in [[Millen Hills]]
*[[The Hitchcock Building]] in [[Millen Hills]]
*'''[[Laycock Grove]]''' in [[Ketchelbank]]
*'''[[Laycock Grove]]''' in [[Ketchelbank]]
*[[The Locock Building]] in [[Shore Hills]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Mycock Building]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Mockridge_Heights_Buildings#the_Mycock_Building|The Mycock Building]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Tancock Park|''Tancock Park'']] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Peacock Road]] in [[Roachtown]]
 
*[[Silcock Auto Repair]] in [[Galbraith Hills]]
''Looking for more cock locations that might not be quite funny enough to make it onto ALiM? Try [[CLiT]]!''
*[[The Silcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]]
*[[Silcock Row]] in [[Ketchelbank]]
*[[Mockridge_Heights_Parks#Tancock_Park|''Tancock Park'']] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Tancock Walk]] in [[Houldenbank]]
*[[Mockridge_Heights_Buildings#the_Willcocks_Building|The Willcocks Building]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]


==Other Body Parts==
==Other Body Parts==
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*[[The Bowell Museum]] in [[Chudleyton]] and [[Dentonside]]
*[[The Bowell Museum]] in [[Chudleyton]] and [[Dentonside]]
*[[Box Plaza]] in [[Earletown]]
*[[Box Plaza]] in [[Earletown]]
*[[Galbraith Hills Pubs#the Butland Arms|'''The Butland Arms''']] in [[Galbraith Hills]]
*[[The Butland Arms|'''The Butland Arms''']] in [[Galbraith Hills]]
*[[Butt Boulevard]] in [[Gulsonside]]
*[[Butt Boulevard]] in [[Gulsonside]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Butt Road Railway Station]]''' in [[Darvall Heights]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Butt Road Railway Station]]''' in [[Darvall Heights]]
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==Sexuality==
==Sexuality==
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| [[Image:Backholer museum.jpg|thumb|205px|right|[[The Backholer Museum]]]] || [[Image:Gay Avenue.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[Gay Avenue]]]]
| [[Image:Backholer museum.jpg|thumb|205px|right|[[The Backholer Museum]]]] || [[Image:Gay Avenue.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[Gay Avenue]]]]
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*'''[[Gay Avenue]]''' in [[Shearbank]]
*'''[[Gay Avenue]]''' in [[Shearbank]]
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*[[Club Gayler]] in [[Jensentown]]
*[[Club Gayler]] in [[Jensentown]]
*[[Gayler Library]] in [[Crowbank]]
*[[Gayler Library]] in [[Crowbank]]
*[[Gayleard Place]] in [[Scarletwood]]
*''[[The Bissex Monument]]'' in [[Paynterton]]
*''[[The Bissex Monument]]'' in [[Paynterton]]
*[[Club Quier]] in [[Spicer Hills]]
*[[Club Quier]] in [[Spicer Hills]]
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==Sexual Acts==
==Sexual Acts==
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| [[Image:Raper Plaza.jpg|thumb|350px|right|A zombie swaying slightly at [[Raper Plaza]]]] || [[Image:The Buckoke Building.png|thumb|225px|right|[[the Buckoke Building]]]]
| [[Image:Raper Plaza.jpg|thumb|350px|right|A zombie swaying slightly at [[Raper Plaza]]]] || [[Image:The Buckoke Building.png|thumb|225px|right|[[the Buckoke Building]]]]
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[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Fluck Library]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Fluck Library]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]
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*[[The Mounter Arms]] in [[Gibsonton]]
*[[The Mounter Arms]] in [[Gibsonton]]
*[[Cummins Alley Police Department]] in [[Pennville]]
*[[Cummins Alley Police Department]] in [[Pennville]]
*[[Mockridge_Heights_Police_Department#Lay_Road_Police_Department|Lay Road Police Department]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Lay Road Police Department]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Shackleville Clubs#Club Cummings|Club Cummings]] in [[Shackleville]]
*[[Club Cummings]] in [[Shackleville]]
*[[Cummings Bank]] in [[Scarletwood]]
*[[Cummings Bank]] in [[Scarletwood]]
*'''[[Mockridge_Heights_Hotels#the_Loader_Motel|The Loader Hotel]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Club Balchin]] in [[South Blythville]]
*'''[[The Loader Motel]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*'''[[Club Head]]''' in [[Crowbank]]
*'''[[Club Head]]''' in [[Crowbank]]
*[[Headland Street Fire Station]] in [[Pescodside]]
*[[Headland Street Fire Station]] in [[Pescodside]]
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*''[[The Buckoke Building]]'' in [[Pennville]]
*''[[The Buckoke Building]]'' in [[Pennville]]
*'''[[Tutcher Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]
*'''[[Tutcher Place]]''' in [[Tapton]]
*[[Tutcher Walk]] in [[Peppardville]]
*'''[[Raper Plaza]]''' in [[Pitneybank]]
*'''[[Raper Plaza]]''' in [[Pitneybank]]
*'''[[Swallow Lane Police Department]]''' in [[Brooke Hills]]
*'''[[Swallow Lane Police Department]]''' in [[Brooke Hills]]
*[[Swallow Auto Repair]] in [[Nixbank]]
*[[Came Place]] in [[Shore Hills]]
*[[Came Place]] in [[Shore Hills]]
*[[Dickin Park]] in [[Old Arkham]]
*[[Dickin Park]] in [[Old Arkham]]
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*'''[[Hooker Bank]]''' in [[Houldenbank]]
*'''[[Hooker Bank]]''' in [[Houldenbank]]
*'''[[The Seaman Museum]]''' in [[Nixbank]]
*'''[[The Seaman Museum]]''' in [[Nixbank]]
*[[Seaman Boulevard]] in [[Seaman_Boulevard_%28Greentown%29|Greentown]] and [[Seaman_Boulevard_%28Old_Arkham%29|Old Arkham]]
*[[Seaman Boulevard]] in [[Seaman Boulevard (Greentown)|Greentown]] and [[Seaman Boulevard (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]]
*[[The Hickey Building]] in [[Wray Heights]]
*[[The Hickey Building]] in [[Wray Heights]]
*[[Hickey Square]] in [[Shackleville]]
*[[Bone Towers]] in [[Dartside]]
*[[Bone Towers]] in [[Dartside]]
*[[Fooks Alley]] in [[Earletown]]
*[[The Horwill Hotel]] in [[Crowbank]]
*[[Humpfries Walk]] in [[Tollyton]]


==Insults==
==Insults==
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*'''[[The Douch Arms]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]
*'''[[The Douch Arms]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]
*[[The Doutch Museum]] in [[Fryerbank]]
*[[The Doutch Museum]] in [[Fryerbank]]
*[[Doutch Towers]] in [[Ketchelbank]]
*[[Silly Grove]] in [[Williamsville]]
*[[Silly Grove]] in [[Williamsville]]
*[[Silley Park]] in [[Darvall Heights]]
*[[Silley Park]] in [[Darvall Heights]]
*'''[[Hedbitch Row Railway Station]]''' in [[Fryerbank]]
*'''[[Hedbitch Row Railway Station]]''' in [[Fryerbank]]
*[[The Hebditch Building]] in [[The Hebditch Building (North Blythville)|North Blythville]] and [[The Hebditch Building (Raines Hills)|Raines Hills]]
*[[Hebditch Drive]] in [[Roftwood]]
*[[Coward Cinema]] in [[Pimbank]]
*[[Coward Cinema]] in [[Pimbank]]
*[[Twitt Plaza]] in [[Edgecombe]]
*[[Twitt Plaza]] in [[Edgecombe]]
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*[[The Podger Hotel]] in [[Edgecombe]]
*[[The Podger Hotel]] in [[Edgecombe]]
*[[The Podger Building]] in [[Gulsonside]]
*[[The Podger Building]] in [[Gulsonside]]
*''[[The Swears Museum]]'' in [[Huntley Heights]]
*[[Pownall Street School]] in [[Fryerbank]]


==Word Play==
==Word Play==
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*[[Bythesea Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]]
*[[Bythesea Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]]
*[[Side Alley]] in [[Dunell Hills]]
*[[Side Alley]] in [[Dunell Hills]]
*''[[Blight Park]]'' in '''[[Blight_Park_%28Crowbank%29#Blight_Park|Crowbank]]''' and ''[[Blight_Park_%28Dunell_Hills%29#Blight_Park|Dunell Hills]]''
*''[[Blight Park]]'' in '''[[Blight_Park_%28Crowbank%29#Blight_Park|Crowbank]]''' and ''[[Blight Park (Dunell Hills)|Dunell Hills]]''
*''[[Burn Towers]]'' in [[Danversbank]]
*''[[Burn Towers]]'' in [[Danversbank]]
*[[The Hellyer Building]] in [[Brooke Hills]] and [[Owsleybank]]
*[[The Hellyer Building]] in [[Brooke Hills]] and [[Owsleybank]]
*[[Gambling Place]] in [[Pashenton]]
*[[Gambling Place]] in [[Pashenton]]
*''[[The Bigg Building]]'' in [[Hollomstown]]
*''[[The Leggetter Motel]]'' in [[Crowbank]]


==Bizarre-sounding==
==Bizarre-sounding==
''For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device)''.
''For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device)''.


*[[Blobole Park]] in [[Pegton]]
*[[Blobole Park]] in [[Pegton]]
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*[[The Godolphin Building]] in [[Yagoton]]
*[[The Godolphin Building]] in [[Yagoton]]
*[[Godolphin Drive]] in [[Osmondville]]
*[[Godolphin Drive]] in [[Osmondville]]
*[[Tollyton_Towers#Power_Towers|Power Towers]] in [[Tollyton]]
*[[Power Towers]] in [[Tollyton]]
*[[Wawer Way]] in [[Richmond Hills]]
*[[Wawer Way]] in [[Richmond Hills]]
*[[Fyfhyde Plaza]] in [[Foulkes Village]]
*[[Fyfhyde Plaza]] in [[Foulkes Village]]
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''Basically uncategorised amusing names''
''Basically uncategorised amusing names''
[[Image:Goodenough Boulevard.jpg|thumb|250px|right|A sign on [[Goodenough Boulevard]]]]
[[Image:Goodenough Boulevard.jpg|thumb|250px|right|A sign on [[Goodenough Boulevard]]]]
[[Image:Norris bank.JPG|thumb|275px|right|[[Norris Bank]] facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.]]
*''[[The Badman Building]]'' in [[West Boundwood]]
*''[[The Badman Building]]'' in [[West Boundwood]]
*''[[Badman Cinema]]'' in [[Molebank]]
*[[Boyland Bank]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*[[Boyland Bank]] in [[Mockridge Heights]]
*'''[[Chitty Cinema]]''' in [[Quarlesbank]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Chitty Cinema]]''' in [[Quarlesbank]]
*[[Dakerstown_Hotels#The_Chitty_Hotel|The Chitty Hotel]] in [[Dakerstown]]
*[[The Chitty Hotel]] in [[Dakerstown]]
*''[[Chitty Walk]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]
*''[[Chitty Walk]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]
*[[Whitehead Park]] in [[Edgecombe]]
*[[Whitehead Park]] in [[Edgecombe]]
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*[[Horner Avenue School]] in [[North Blythville]]
*[[Horner Avenue School]] in [[North Blythville]]
*[[Lillycrap Street]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]
*[[Lillycrap Street]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]
*[[Beer Place School]] in [[Santlerville]] and [[Crowbank]]
*''[[Beer Place School]]'' in [[Santlerville]] and [[Crowbank]]
*[[The Beer Building]] in [[Lockettside]]
*[[Tickle Row]] in [[Brooksville]]
*[[Tickle Row]] in [[Brooksville]]
*'''[[The Elton Museum]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]
*'''[[The Elton Museum]]''' in [[Hollomstown]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Norris Bank]]''' in [[Shuttlebank]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] (Chuck) '''[[Norris Bank]]''' in [[Shuttlebank]]
*'''[[The Fowle Museum]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]
*'''[[The Fowle Museum]]''' in [[West Boundwood]]
*'''[[Crabbe Bank]]''' in [[Wykewood]]
*'''[[Crabbe Bank]]''' in [[Wykewood]]
*[[Lolley Library]] in [[Dunell Hills]]
*[[Lolley Library]] in [[Dunell Hills]]
*(Winona) [[Ryder Plaza]] in [[Dunningwood]]
*''[[Tinkler Plaza School]]'' in [[Rhodenbank]]
*[[Tinkler Street]] in [[Yagoton]]
*''[[The Eastwood Museum]]'' in [[Williamsville]]


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*[[The Fear Building]] in [[North Blythville]]
*[[The Fear Building]] in [[North Blythville]]
*'''[[The Danger Building]]''' in [[Lockettside]]
*'''[[The Danger Building]]''' in [[Lockettside]]
*'''[[Danger Alley]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Danger Alley]]''' in [[Dunningwood]]
*[[Goodday Park]] in [[Starlingtown]]
*[[Goodday Park]] in [[Starlingtown]]
*[[the Blackman Building]] in [[Dakerstown]]
*[[the Blackman Building]] in [[Dakerstown]]
*[[Blackman Drive]] in [[Barrville]]
*''[[The Love Building]]'' in [[Pescodside]]
*''[[The Love Building]]'' in [[Pescodside]]
*''[[the Loveless Building]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]
*''[[the Loveless Building]]'' in [[East Boundwood]]
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*[[The Style Building]] in [[Yagoton]]
*[[The Style Building]] in [[Yagoton]]
*'''[[Bradbury Library]]''' in [[Pimbank]]
*'''[[Bradbury Library]]''' in [[Pimbank]]
*[[Hayte Row]] in [[Heytown|Heytown]]
*[[Hayte Row]] in [[Heytown]]
*''[[Hayte Library]]'' in [[Tapton]]
*''[[Hayte Library]]'' in [[Tapton]]
*''[[Merchant Bank]]'' in [[Rolt Heights]] - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_Bank wikipedia explanation]
*''[[Merchant Bank]]'' in [[Rolt Heights]] - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_Bank wikipedia explanation]
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*[[The Trick Museum]] in [[Ketchelbank]]
*[[The Trick Museum]] in [[Ketchelbank]]
*[[The Question Building]] in [[Mornington]]
*[[The Question Building]] in [[Mornington]]
*[[Question Place]] in [[Question_Place_%28Lerwill_Heights%29|Lerwill Heights]] and [[Question_Place_%28Old_Arkham%29|Old Arkham]]
*[[Question Place]] in [[Question Place (Lerwill Heights)|Lerwill Heights]] and [[Question Place (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]]
*[[Maybee Cinema]] in [[Shackleville]]
*[[Maybee Cinema]] in [[Shackleville]]
*[[Coole Avenue]] in [[West Boundwood]]
*[[Coole Avenue]] in [[West Boundwood]]
*[[Diaper_Library#Diaper_Library|Diaper Library]] in [[Tollyton]] [[Image:Norris bank.JPG|thumb|275px|right|[[Norris Bank]] facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.]]
*[[Diaper_Library#Diaper_Library|Diaper Library]] in [[Tollyton]]
*'''[[Diaper Auto Repair]]''' in [[Wray Heights]]
*'''[[Diaper Auto Repair]]''' in [[Wray Heights]]
*[[Cuss Place]] in [[Havercroft]]
*[[Cuss Place]] in [[Havercroft]]
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*[[Courage Cinema]] in [[Kempsterbank]]
*[[Courage Cinema]] in [[Kempsterbank]]
*[[Farewell Place Police Department]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]
*[[Farewell Place Police Department]] in [[Lerwill Heights]]
*''[[The Tryme Building]]'' in [[Eastonwood]] and ''[[Scarletwood]]''
*''[[The Tryme Building]]'' in [[The Tryme Building (Eastonwood)|Eastonwood]] and ''[[The Tryme Building (Scarletwood)|Scarletwood]]''


==Urban Dead Relevant==
==Urban Dead Relevant==
[[Image:The_Brain_Museum_2.jpg|135px|right|thumb|Inside [[the Brain Museum]]]]
[[Image:The Brain Museum 2.jpg|135px|right|thumb|Inside [[the Brain Museum]]]]
*''[[Urban General Hospital]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]]
*''[[Urban General Hospital]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]]
*[[Harman Lane]] in [[Pitneybank]]
*[[Harman Lane]] in [[Pitneybank]]
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{{Amusing Location}}
{{Amusing Location}}
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[[Category:Amusing Locations]]
[[Category:Amusing Locations]]
[[Category:Humor]]
[[Category:Humour]]
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Malton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the Great Fire of 1912. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group 2 Cool, aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.

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Before making an addition to the list, suggest the location under the "New Location Ideas" section on the talk page. When adding a location to the list please help out by adding the Amusing Location template (type "{{Amusing Location}}") to the top of the location's wiki page or section and also writing a brief (or detailed) description and history of the location. It is highly recommended one visits the location in question (in game or on the wiki) and checks out the area and local groups to get ideas for a description and history, and to find out the barricade policy for the location (if applicable).

  • Locations written in normal font are stubs.
  • On the other hand, locations written in italics have a description but are not maxor lolcats.
  • Locations (or as we like to call them, lolcations) written in bold have amusing descriptions and are well worth a casual peruse.
  • Entries marked with a star (Featured Star.png) are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop.



Featured Lolcation

Chitty Cinema
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Just six short months after the reign of terror that was Danger Alley's time as ALiM's very own featured lolcation began, we come to a junction on the well traveled path that is, of course, ALiM, an everlasting adventure full of twists, turns and it's fair share of surprises too.

To ask what Chitty Cinema has offered to ALiM is to ask what 2 Cool has done for the UDWiki. What first appears to be nothing more than a series of crude repetitive jokes attempting to make a humourous link between two words that appear, upon second glance to be vaguely related, is in actual fact perhaps the very definition of humour itself. Regardless of how you see ALiM in these turbulent times, we feel a location description that harks back to a simpler thyme is needed to remind all the users of the wiki that, deep down, there's a little bit of ALiM in everyone.

So without further ado i present to you Chitty Cinema, the location that contains not one, not two, not even five but SIX, yes six chitty jokes. Enjoy.



(The List of) Amusing Locations in Malton

Phallic Innuendo

Featured Star.png The Longman Monument in West Boundwood

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One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of Mycock.

Cock Locations

Featured Star.png The Mycock Building in Mockridge Heights

Looking for more cock locations that might not be quite funny enough to make it onto ALiM? Try CLiT!

Other Body Parts

Featured Star.png Butt Road Railway Station in Darvall Heights

Sexuality

Sexual Acts

A zombie swaying slightly at Raper Plaza

Featured Star.png Fluck Library in Hollomstown

Featured Star.png Dickinson Square School in Lukinswood

Insults

Featured Star.png Douch Street in Paynterton

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Word Play

Bizarre-sounding

For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device).

Just Plain Bizarre

Basically uncategorised amusing names

Norris Bank facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.

Featured Star.png Chitty Cinema in Quarlesbank

Featured Star.png (Chuck) Norris Bank in Shuttlebank


Interestingly Named Places

This category is for those locations that, although may not be particularly humorous, in the usual sense of the word, have a unique quality to them which shouldn't go unnoticed. It includes the important category "Urban Dead specific/relevant/significant", which contains locations with names that attract interest from players of Urban Dead, and, indeed, its related games, such as other MMORPGs or games which fit into the "zombie horror" genre.

Featured Star.png Danger Alley in Dunningwood

Urban Dead Relevant

Skills/Actions/Weapons

Dead Interesting

And a special entry: A list of locations that can be death-rattled by zombies


For more detailed (humorous) information about each location please follow the links provided. Once again, if you have any additions to this page please post on the talk page first. Also, please expand on any stub locations with an amusing backstory to the location (e.g. Gay Avenue or Chitty Cinema) and place the 'Amusing Location' template in the description section of the corresponding page.

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