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<font size=20>M</font>alton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group [[2 Cool]], aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces. | <font size=20>M</font>alton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the [[Great Fire of 1912]]. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group [[2 Cool]], aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces. | ||
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*Entries marked with a star ([[Image:Featured Star.png]]) are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop. | *Entries marked with a star ([[Image:Featured Star.png]]) are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop. | ||
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=Featured Lolcation= | |||
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=Amusing Locations in Malton= | =(The List of) Amusing Locations in Malton= | ||
==Phallic Innuendo== | ==Phallic Innuendo== | ||
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| [[Image:Club Hardyman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Club Hardyman]]]] || [[Image:Bank.gif|thumb|right|[[Hardstaff Bank]]]] | | [[Image:Club Hardyman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Club Hardyman]]]] || [[Image:Bank.gif|thumb|right|[[Hardstaff Bank]]]] | ||
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*''[[The_Chubb_Monument#The_Chubb_Monument|The Chubb Monument]]'' in [[Peppardville]] | *''[[The_Chubb_Monument#The_Chubb_Monument|The Chubb Monument]]'' in [[Peppardville]] | ||
*''[[Club Hardyman]]'' in [[Pescodside]] | *''[[Club Hardyman]]'' in [[Pescodside]] | ||
*[[Club Meatyard]] in [[Rhodenbank]] | *[[Club Meatyard]] in [[Rhodenbank]] | ||
*'''[[Dix Place]]''' in [[Tapton]] | *'''[[Dix Place]]''' in [[Tapton]] | ||
*''[[Dix Row]]'' in [[ | *''[[Dix Row]]'' in [[Dix Row (Stanbury Village)|Stanbury Village]] and ''[[Dix Row|Wykewood]]'' | ||
*[[Greatwood Road]] in [[Greatwood Road (Grigg Heights)|Grigg Heights]] and [[Greatwood Road (Pitneybank)|Pitneybank]] | *[[Greatwood Road]] in [[Greatwood Road (Grigg Heights)|Grigg Heights]] and [[Greatwood Road (Pitneybank)|Pitneybank]] | ||
*'''[[Hardstaff Bank]]''' in [[West Becktown]] | *'''[[Hardstaff Bank]]''' in [[West Becktown]] | ||
*[[Hardstaff Way]] in [[Mornington]] | *[[Hardstaff Way]] in [[Mornington]] | ||
*'''[[Hardyman Library]]''' in [[Jensentown]] | *'''[[Hardyman Library]]''' in [[Jensentown]] | ||
*[[ | *[[The Longman Building]] in [[Shore Hills]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Longman Monument]]''' in [[West Boundwood]] | [[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Longman Monument]]''' in [[West Boundwood]] | ||
*[[Longmate Plaza]] in [[Paynterton]] | *[[Longmate Plaza]] in [[Paynterton]] | ||
*[[The Longstaff Building]] in [[Fryerbank]] | *[[The Longstaff Building]] in [[Fryerbank]] | ||
*[[The Membery Arms]] in [[Barrville]] | *[[The Membery Arms]] in [[Barrville]] | ||
*[[Smallwood Cinema]] in [[South Blythville]] | *[[Smallwood Cinema]] in [[South Blythville]] | ||
*[[Smallwood Crescent School]] in [[Jensentown]] | *[[Smallwood Crescent School]] in [[Jensentown]] | ||
*[[Smallwood Plaza]] in [[Owsleybank]] | *[[Smallwood Plaza]] in [[Owsleybank]] | ||
[[Image:Clubcockerblink.gif|right]] | |||
[[Image:403242625 7caa64a39f o.jpg|thumb|right|One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of [[the Mycock Building|Mycock]].]] | |||
[[image:Coxon auto.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Coxon Auto Repair]]]] | |||
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===Cock Locations=== | ===Cock Locations=== | ||
*[[The Alcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]] | *[[The Alcock Building]] in [[Dentonside]] | ||
*''[[Club Cocker]]'' in [[Dulston]] | *''[[Club Cocker]]'' in [[Dulston]] | ||
*''[[Cockayne Grove Police Department]]'' in [[Wyke Hills]] | *''[[Cockayne Grove Police Department]]'' in [[Wyke Hills]] | ||
*''[[Cockburn Plaza Railway Station]]'' in [[Old Arkham]] | *''[[Cockburn Plaza Railway Station]]'' in [[Old Arkham]] | ||
*''[[The Cocker Museum]]'' in [[Randallbank]] | *''[[The Cocker Museum]]'' in [[Randallbank]] | ||
*''[[Cockle Cinema]]'' in [[Mockridge Heights]] | *''[[Cockle Cinema]]'' in [[Mockridge Heights]] | ||
*[[Hiscock Alley]] in [[Lamport Hills]] | *[[Hiscock Alley]] in [[Lamport Hills]] | ||
*[[ | *[[the Hiscock Arms]] in [[Galbraith Hills]] | ||
*[[Hiscock Walk]] in [[Judgewood]] | *[[Hiscock Walk]] in [[Judgewood]] | ||
*[[The Hitchcock Building]] in [[Millen Hills]] | *[[The Hitchcock Building]] in [[Millen Hills]] | ||
*'''[[Laycock Grove]]''' in [[Ketchelbank]] | *'''[[Laycock Grove]]''' in [[Ketchelbank]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[The Mycock Building]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]] | |||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[ | *[[Tancock Park|''Tancock Park'']] in [[Mockridge Heights]] | ||
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''Looking for more cock locations that might not be quite funny enough to make it onto ALiM? Try [[CLiT]]!'' | |||
==Other Body Parts== | ==Other Body Parts== | ||
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*[[The Bowell Museum]] in [[Chudleyton]] and [[Dentonside]] | *[[The Bowell Museum]] in [[Chudleyton]] and [[Dentonside]] | ||
*[[Box Plaza]] in [[Earletown]] | *[[Box Plaza]] in [[Earletown]] | ||
*[[ | *[[The Butland Arms|'''The Butland Arms''']] in [[Galbraith Hills]] | ||
*[[Butt Boulevard]] in [[Gulsonside]] | *[[Butt Boulevard]] in [[Gulsonside]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Butt Road Railway Station]]''' in [[Darvall Heights]] | [[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Butt Road Railway Station]]''' in [[Darvall Heights]] | ||
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==Sexuality== | ==Sexuality== | ||
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| [[Image:Backholer museum.jpg|thumb|205px|right|[[The Backholer Museum]]]] || [[Image:Gay Avenue.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[Gay Avenue]]]] | | [[Image:Backholer museum.jpg|thumb|205px|right|[[The Backholer Museum]]]] || [[Image:Gay Avenue.jpg|thumb|275px|right|[[Gay Avenue]]]] | ||
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*'''[[Gay Avenue]]''' in [[Shearbank]] | *'''[[Gay Avenue]]''' in [[Shearbank]] | ||
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*[[Club Gayler]] in [[Jensentown]] | *[[Club Gayler]] in [[Jensentown]] | ||
*[[Gayler Library]] in [[Crowbank]] | *[[Gayler Library]] in [[Crowbank]] | ||
*''[[The Bissex Monument]]'' in [[Paynterton]] | *''[[The Bissex Monument]]'' in [[Paynterton]] | ||
*[[Club Quier]] in [[Spicer Hills]] | *[[Club Quier]] in [[Spicer Hills]] | ||
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==Sexual Acts== | ==Sexual Acts== | ||
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| [[Image:Raper Plaza.jpg|thumb|350px|right|A zombie swaying slightly at [[Raper Plaza]]]] || [[Image:The Buckoke Building.png|thumb|225px|right|[[the Buckoke Building]]]] | | [[Image:Raper Plaza.jpg|thumb|350px|right|A zombie swaying slightly at [[Raper Plaza]]]] || [[Image:The Buckoke Building.png|thumb|225px|right|[[the Buckoke Building]]]] | ||
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[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Fluck Library]]''' in [[Hollomstown]] | [[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Fluck Library]]''' in [[Hollomstown]] | ||
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*[[The Mounter Arms]] in [[Gibsonton]] | *[[The Mounter Arms]] in [[Gibsonton]] | ||
*[[Cummins Alley Police Department]] in [[Pennville]] | *[[Cummins Alley Police Department]] in [[Pennville]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Lay Road Police Department]] in [[Mockridge Heights]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Club Cummings]] in [[Shackleville]] | ||
*[[Cummings Bank]] in [[Scarletwood]] | *[[Cummings Bank]] in [[Scarletwood]] | ||
*'''[[ | *[[Club Balchin]] in [[South Blythville]] | ||
*'''[[The Loader Motel]]''' in [[Mockridge Heights]] | |||
*'''[[Club Head]]''' in [[Crowbank]] | *'''[[Club Head]]''' in [[Crowbank]] | ||
*[[Headland Street Fire Station]] in [[Pescodside]] | *[[Headland Street Fire Station]] in [[Pescodside]] | ||
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*''[[The Buckoke Building]]'' in [[Pennville]] | *''[[The Buckoke Building]]'' in [[Pennville]] | ||
*'''[[Tutcher Place]]''' in [[Tapton]] | *'''[[Tutcher Place]]''' in [[Tapton]] | ||
*'''[[Raper Plaza]]''' in [[Pitneybank]] | *'''[[Raper Plaza]]''' in [[Pitneybank]] | ||
*'''[[Swallow Lane Police Department]]''' in [[Brooke Hills]] | *'''[[Swallow Lane Police Department]]''' in [[Brooke Hills]] | ||
*[[Came Place]] in [[Shore Hills]] | *[[Came Place]] in [[Shore Hills]] | ||
*[[Dickin Park]] in [[Old Arkham]] | *[[Dickin Park]] in [[Old Arkham]] | ||
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*'''[[Hooker Bank]]''' in [[Houldenbank]] | *'''[[Hooker Bank]]''' in [[Houldenbank]] | ||
*'''[[The Seaman Museum]]''' in [[Nixbank]] | *'''[[The Seaman Museum]]''' in [[Nixbank]] | ||
*[[Seaman Boulevard]] in [[ | *[[Seaman Boulevard]] in [[Seaman Boulevard (Greentown)|Greentown]] and [[Seaman Boulevard (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]] | ||
*[[The Hickey Building]] in [[Wray Heights]] | *[[The Hickey Building]] in [[Wray Heights]] | ||
*[[Hickey Square]] in [[Shackleville]] | |||
*[[Bone Towers]] in [[Dartside]] | *[[Bone Towers]] in [[Dartside]] | ||
*[[Fooks Alley]] in [[Earletown]] | |||
*[[The Horwill Hotel]] in [[Crowbank]] | |||
*[[Humpfries Walk]] in [[Tollyton]] | |||
==Insults== | ==Insults== | ||
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*'''[[The Douch Arms]]''' in [[Dunningwood]] | *'''[[The Douch Arms]]''' in [[Dunningwood]] | ||
*[[The Doutch Museum]] in [[Fryerbank]] | *[[The Doutch Museum]] in [[Fryerbank]] | ||
*[[Doutch Towers]] in [[Ketchelbank]] | |||
*[[Silly Grove]] in [[Williamsville]] | *[[Silly Grove]] in [[Williamsville]] | ||
*[[Silley Park]] in [[Darvall Heights]] | *[[Silley Park]] in [[Darvall Heights]] | ||
*'''[[Hedbitch Row Railway Station]]''' in [[Fryerbank]] | *'''[[Hedbitch Row Railway Station]]''' in [[Fryerbank]] | ||
*[[Coward Cinema]] in [[Pimbank]] | *[[Coward Cinema]] in [[Pimbank]] | ||
*[[Twitt Plaza]] in [[Edgecombe]] | *[[Twitt Plaza]] in [[Edgecombe]] | ||
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*[[The Podger Hotel]] in [[Edgecombe]] | *[[The Podger Hotel]] in [[Edgecombe]] | ||
*[[The Podger Building]] in [[Gulsonside]] | *[[The Podger Building]] in [[Gulsonside]] | ||
*''[[The Swears Museum]]'' in [[Huntley Heights]] | |||
*[[Pownall Street School]] in [[Fryerbank]] | |||
==Word Play== | ==Word Play== | ||
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*[[Bythesea Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]] | *[[Bythesea Auto Repair]] in [[West Grayside]] | ||
*[[Side Alley]] in [[Dunell Hills]] | *[[Side Alley]] in [[Dunell Hills]] | ||
*''[[Blight Park]]'' in '''[[Blight_Park_%28Crowbank%29#Blight_Park|Crowbank]]''' and ''[[ | *''[[Blight Park]]'' in '''[[Blight_Park_%28Crowbank%29#Blight_Park|Crowbank]]''' and ''[[Blight Park (Dunell Hills)|Dunell Hills]]'' | ||
*''[[Burn Towers]]'' in [[Danversbank]] | *''[[Burn Towers]]'' in [[Danversbank]] | ||
*[[The Hellyer Building]] in [[Brooke Hills]] and [[Owsleybank]] | *[[The Hellyer Building]] in [[Brooke Hills]] and [[Owsleybank]] | ||
*[[Gambling Place]] in [[Pashenton]] | *[[Gambling Place]] in [[Pashenton]] | ||
*''[[The Bigg Building]]'' in [[Hollomstown]] | |||
*''[[The Leggetter Motel]]'' in [[Crowbank]] | |||
==Bizarre-sounding== | ==Bizarre-sounding== | ||
''For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device)''. | ''For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device)''. | ||
*[[Blobole Park]] in [[Pegton]] | *[[Blobole Park]] in [[Pegton]] | ||
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*[[The Godolphin Building]] in [[Yagoton]] | *[[The Godolphin Building]] in [[Yagoton]] | ||
*[[Godolphin Drive]] in [[Osmondville]] | *[[Godolphin Drive]] in [[Osmondville]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Power Towers]] in [[Tollyton]] | ||
*[[Wawer Way]] in [[Richmond Hills]] | *[[Wawer Way]] in [[Richmond Hills]] | ||
*[[Fyfhyde Plaza]] in [[Foulkes Village]] | *[[Fyfhyde Plaza]] in [[Foulkes Village]] | ||
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''Basically uncategorised amusing names'' | ''Basically uncategorised amusing names'' | ||
[[Image:Goodenough Boulevard.jpg|thumb|250px|right|A sign on [[Goodenough Boulevard]]]] | [[Image:Goodenough Boulevard.jpg|thumb|250px|right|A sign on [[Goodenough Boulevard]]]] | ||
[[Image:Norris bank.JPG|thumb|275px|right|[[Norris Bank]] facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.]] | |||
*''[[The Badman Building]]'' in [[West Boundwood]] | *''[[The Badman Building]]'' in [[West Boundwood]] | ||
*''[[Badman Cinema]]'' in [[Molebank]] | |||
*[[Boyland Bank]] in [[Mockridge Heights]] | *[[Boyland Bank]] in [[Mockridge Heights]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Chitty Cinema]]''' in [[Quarlesbank]] | |||
*[[ | *[[The Chitty Hotel]] in [[Dakerstown]] | ||
*''[[Chitty Walk]]'' in [[East Boundwood]] | *''[[Chitty Walk]]'' in [[East Boundwood]] | ||
*[[Whitehead Park]] in [[Edgecombe]] | *[[Whitehead Park]] in [[Edgecombe]] | ||
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*[[Horner Avenue School]] in [[North Blythville]] | *[[Horner Avenue School]] in [[North Blythville]] | ||
*[[Lillycrap Street]] in [[Lerwill Heights]] | *[[Lillycrap Street]] in [[Lerwill Heights]] | ||
*[[Beer Place School]] in [[Santlerville]] and [[Crowbank]] | *''[[Beer Place School]]'' in [[Santlerville]] and [[Crowbank]] | ||
*[[The Beer Building]] in [[Lockettside]] | |||
*[[Tickle Row]] in [[Brooksville]] | *[[Tickle Row]] in [[Brooksville]] | ||
*'''[[The Elton Museum]]''' in [[Hollomstown]] | *'''[[The Elton Museum]]''' in [[Hollomstown]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Norris Bank]]''' in [[Shuttlebank]] | [[Image:Featured Star.png]] (Chuck) '''[[Norris Bank]]''' in [[Shuttlebank]] | ||
*'''[[The Fowle Museum]]''' in [[West Boundwood]] | *'''[[The Fowle Museum]]''' in [[West Boundwood]] | ||
*'''[[Crabbe Bank]]''' in [[Wykewood]] | *'''[[Crabbe Bank]]''' in [[Wykewood]] | ||
*[[Lolley Library]] in [[Dunell Hills]] | *[[Lolley Library]] in [[Dunell Hills]] | ||
*(Winona) [[Ryder Plaza]] in [[Dunningwood]] | |||
*''[[Tinkler Plaza School]]'' in [[Rhodenbank]] | |||
*[[Tinkler Street]] in [[Yagoton]] | |||
*''[[The Eastwood Museum]]'' in [[Williamsville]] | |||
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*[[The Fear Building]] in [[North Blythville]] | *[[The Fear Building]] in [[North Blythville]] | ||
*'''[[The Danger Building]]''' in [[Lockettside]] | *'''[[The Danger Building]]''' in [[Lockettside]] | ||
[[Image:Featured Star.png]] '''[[Danger Alley]]''' in [[Dunningwood]] | |||
*[[Goodday Park]] in [[Starlingtown]] | *[[Goodday Park]] in [[Starlingtown]] | ||
*[[the Blackman Building]] in [[Dakerstown]] | *[[the Blackman Building]] in [[Dakerstown]] | ||
*[[Blackman Drive]] in [[Barrville]] | |||
*''[[The Love Building]]'' in [[Pescodside]] | *''[[The Love Building]]'' in [[Pescodside]] | ||
*''[[the Loveless Building]]'' in [[East Boundwood]] | *''[[the Loveless Building]]'' in [[East Boundwood]] | ||
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*[[The Style Building]] in [[Yagoton]] | *[[The Style Building]] in [[Yagoton]] | ||
*'''[[Bradbury Library]]''' in [[Pimbank]] | *'''[[Bradbury Library]]''' in [[Pimbank]] | ||
*[[Hayte Row]] in [[ | *[[Hayte Row]] in [[Heytown]] | ||
*''[[Hayte Library]]'' in [[Tapton]] | *''[[Hayte Library]]'' in [[Tapton]] | ||
*''[[Merchant Bank]]'' in [[Rolt Heights]] - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_Bank wikipedia explanation] | *''[[Merchant Bank]]'' in [[Rolt Heights]] - [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchant_Bank wikipedia explanation] | ||
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*[[The Trick Museum]] in [[Ketchelbank]] | *[[The Trick Museum]] in [[Ketchelbank]] | ||
*[[The Question Building]] in [[Mornington]] | *[[The Question Building]] in [[Mornington]] | ||
*[[Question Place]] in [[ | *[[Question Place]] in [[Question Place (Lerwill Heights)|Lerwill Heights]] and [[Question Place (Old Arkham)|Old Arkham]] | ||
*[[Maybee Cinema]] in [[Shackleville]] | *[[Maybee Cinema]] in [[Shackleville]] | ||
*[[Coole Avenue]] in [[West Boundwood]] | *[[Coole Avenue]] in [[West Boundwood]] | ||
*[[Diaper_Library#Diaper_Library|Diaper Library]] in [[Tollyton | *[[Diaper_Library#Diaper_Library|Diaper Library]] in [[Tollyton]] | ||
*'''[[Diaper Auto Repair]]''' in [[Wray Heights]] | *'''[[Diaper Auto Repair]]''' in [[Wray Heights]] | ||
*[[Cuss Place]] in [[Havercroft]] | *[[Cuss Place]] in [[Havercroft]] | ||
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*[[Courage Cinema]] in [[Kempsterbank]] | *[[Courage Cinema]] in [[Kempsterbank]] | ||
*[[Farewell Place Police Department]] in [[Lerwill Heights]] | *[[Farewell Place Police Department]] in [[Lerwill Heights]] | ||
*''[[The Tryme Building]]'' in [[Eastonwood]] and ''[[Scarletwood]]'' | *''[[The Tryme Building]]'' in [[The Tryme Building (Eastonwood)|Eastonwood]] and ''[[The Tryme Building (Scarletwood)|Scarletwood]]'' | ||
==Urban Dead Relevant== | ==Urban Dead Relevant== | ||
[[Image: | [[Image:The Brain Museum 2.jpg|135px|right|thumb|Inside [[the Brain Museum]]]] | ||
*''[[Urban General Hospital]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]] | *''[[Urban General Hospital]]'' in [[Kinch Heights]] | ||
*[[Harman Lane]] in [[Pitneybank]] | *[[Harman Lane]] in [[Pitneybank]] | ||
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Malton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the Great Fire of 1912. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group 2 Cool, aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.
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Before making an addition to the list, suggest the location under the "New Location Ideas" section on the talk page. When adding a location to the list please help out by adding the Amusing Location template (type "{{Amusing Location}}") to the top of the location's wiki page or section and also writing a brief (or detailed) description and history of the location. It is highly recommended one visits the location in question (in game or on the wiki) and checks out the area and local groups to get ideas for a description and history, and to find out the barricade policy for the location (if applicable).
- Locations written in normal font are stubs.
- On the other hand, locations written in italics have a description but are not maxor lolcats.
- Locations (or as we like to call them, lolcations) written in bold have amusing descriptions and are well worth a casual peruse.
- Entries marked with a star (
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Featured Lolcation
| Chitty Cinema | |
 To ask what Chitty Cinema has offered to ALiM is to ask what 2 Cool has done for the UDWiki. What first appears to be nothing more than a series of crude repetitive jokes attempting to make a humourous link between two words that appear, upon second glance to be vaguely related, is in actual fact perhaps the very definition of humour itself. Regardless of how you see ALiM in these turbulent times, we feel a location description that harks back to a simpler thyme is needed to remind all the users of the wiki that, deep down, there's a little bit of ALiM in everyone. So without further ado i present to you Chitty Cinema, the location that contains not one, not two, not even five but SIX, yes six chitty jokes. Enjoy. | |
(The List of) Amusing Locations in Malton
Phallic Innuendo
- The Chubb Monument in Peppardville
- Club Hardyman in Pescodside
- Club Meatyard in Rhodenbank
- Dix Place in Tapton
- Dix Row in Stanbury Village and Wykewood
- Greatwood Road in Grigg Heights and Pitneybank
- Hardstaff Bank in West Becktown
- Hardstaff Way in Mornington
- Hardyman Library in Jensentown
- The Longman Building in Shore Hills
The Longman Monument in West Boundwood
- Longmate Plaza in Paynterton
- The Longstaff Building in Fryerbank
- The Membery Arms in Barrville
- Smallwood Cinema in South Blythville
- Smallwood Crescent School in Jensentown
- Smallwood Plaza in Owsleybank
One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of Mycock.
Cock Locations
- The Alcock Building in Dentonside
- Club Cocker in Dulston
- Cockayne Grove Police Department in Wyke Hills
- Cockburn Plaza Railway Station in Old Arkham
- The Cocker Museum in Randallbank
- Cockle Cinema in Mockridge Heights
- Hiscock Alley in Lamport Hills
- the Hiscock Arms in Galbraith Hills
- Hiscock Walk in Judgewood
- The Hitchcock Building in Millen Hills
- Laycock Grove in Ketchelbank
The Mycock Building in Mockridge Heights
Looking for more cock locations that might not be quite funny enough to make it onto ALiM? Try CLiT!
Other Body Parts
- The Boobyer Building in Tapton
- Boobyer Walk in Chancelwood
- The Bowell Museum in Chudleyton and Dentonside
- Box Plaza in Earletown
- The Butland Arms in Galbraith Hills
- Butt Boulevard in Gulsonside
Butt Road Railway Station in Darvall Heights
- Caunt Lane in West Grayside and Dunningwood
- Caunt Street Police Department in Vinetown
- Clitsome Square in Vinetown
- Club Vagg in Eastonwood
- The Gooch Building in Wray Heights
- Hyman Street in Paynterton
- The Legg Museum in Shuttlebank
- Nutt Avenue in Lamport Hills
- The Portass Museum in Brooke Hills
- Tite Way School in Miltown
- Vagg Road in Shuttlebank
Sexuality
- Gay Avenue in Shearbank
- Dike Avenue in Jensentown
- Club Gaze in West Boundwood
- Gaze Library in Barrville
- Club Backholer in West Boundwood
- The Backholer Museum in Pescodside
- Gaye Towers in Shore Hills
- Dike Lane in Gulsonside
- Gaywood Auto Repair in West Grayside
- The Dike Building in Kempsterbank
- Club Gayler in Jensentown
- Gayler Library in Crowbank
- The Bissex Monument in Paynterton
- Club Quier in Spicer Hills
- Clapp Lane in Nixbank
Sexual Acts
 A zombie swaying slightly at Raper Plaza |
- Mounter Cinema in Quarlesbank
- The Mounter Arms in Gibsonton
- Cummins Alley Police Department in Pennville
- Lay Road Police Department in Mockridge Heights
- Club Cummings in Shackleville
- Cummings Bank in Scarletwood
- Club Balchin in South Blythville
- The Loader Motel in Mockridge Heights
- Club Head in Crowbank
- Headland Street Fire Station in Pescodside
- Headland Street in Buttonville
- The Buckoke Building in Pennville
- Tutcher Place in Tapton
- Raper Plaza in Pitneybank
- Swallow Lane Police Department in Brooke Hills
- Came Place in Shore Hills
- Dickin Park in Old Arkham
- The Dickin Building in Pashenton
Dickinson Square School in Lukinswood
- Dickason Towers in Jensentown
- Hooker Bank in Houldenbank
- The Seaman Museum in Nixbank
- Seaman Boulevard in Greentown and Old Arkham
- The Hickey Building in Wray Heights
- Hickey Square in Shackleville
- Bone Towers in Dartside
- Fooks Alley in Earletown
- The Horwill Hotel in Crowbank
- Humpfries Walk in Tollyton
Insults
- The Douch Arms in Dunningwood
- The Doutch Museum in Fryerbank
- Doutch Towers in Ketchelbank
- Silly Grove in Williamsville
- Silley Park in Darvall Heights
- Hedbitch Row Railway Station in Fryerbank
- Coward Cinema in Pimbank
- Twitt Plaza in Edgecombe
- Twitt Row Police Department in Brooke Hills
- Hussey Lane in Edgecombe and Heytown
- The Hussey Monument in West Becktown
- The Burne Motel in Gibsonton
- The Spong Building in Osmondville
- Club Bratt in New Arkham
- The Podger Hotel in Edgecombe
- The Podger Building in Gulsonside
- The Swears Museum in Huntley Heights
- Pownall Street School in Fryerbank
Word Play
- Leigh Way in Havercroft
The side view of Club Mold - Board Walk in Jensentown
- Cake Walk in Roftwood
- Say Square in Brooke Hills
- Club Mold in Dulston
- The Roche Hotel in Whittenside
- Roachtown in Malton
- Broke Bank in Rolt Heights
- The Every Building in West Boundwood
- Borrows Bank in West Boundwood
- St. Holy's Church in Greentown, Gulsonside and Starlingtown
- Club Single in Osmondville
- Ford Drive in Houldenbank
- Heming Way in Dunell Hills
- Church Bank in Old Arkham
- Bythesea Auto Repair in West Grayside
- Side Alley in Dunell Hills
- Blight Park in Crowbank and Dunell Hills
- Burn Towers in Danversbank
- The Hellyer Building in Brooke Hills and Owsleybank
- Gambling Place in Pashenton
- The Bigg Building in Hollomstown
- The Leggetter Motel in Crowbank
Bizarre-sounding
For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device).
- Blobole Park in Pegton
- Dancey Towers in Judgewood
- Blandy Lane in Earletown
- Shapr Boulevard Police Department in Dartside
- Club Sroud in Kinch Heights
- The Manly Motel in Roachtown
- Club Mothersele in Ketchelbank
- The Cholmondeley Hotel in Shuttlebank
- The Cholmondeley Building in Penny Heights
- Hogyson Place in Miltown
- The Godolphin Building in Yagoton
- Godolphin Drive in Osmondville
- Power Towers in Tollyton
- Wawer Way in Richmond Hills
- Fyfhyde Plaza in Foulkes Village
- Club Polkinghorne in Randallbank
Just Plain Bizarre
Basically uncategorised amusing names
A sign on Goodenough Boulevard
Norris Bank facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.
- The Chitty Hotel in Dakerstown
- Chitty Walk in East Boundwood
- Whitehead Park in Edgecombe
- Horditch Auto Repair in Old Arkham
- Horditch Lane in Ruddlebank
- Horditch Road in North Blythville
- The Axworthy Hotel in Havercroft
- Axworthy Square in Stanbury Village
- Goodenough Boulevard in West Grayside
- Club Goodenough in Shackleville
- Getsom Drive Fire Station in Ketchelbank
- the Whatmore Building in Yagoton
- Lovering Avenue in Tollyton
- The Lovering Monument in Kinch Heights
- The Doubting Building in Crowbank
- Gotobed Library in Chancelwood
- The Kitchen Monument in Kempsterbank
- Craze Towers in Spicer Hills
- Godsland Street School in Dunell Hills
- Broadbelt Grove Police Department in Dunell Hills
- Wooman Towers in Wyke Hills
- Wooman Boulevard in Dunningwood
- Wooman Avenue Railway Station in Shuttlebank
- The Ha Monument in Huntley Heights
- The Horner Monument in Huntley Heights
- Horner Avenue School in North Blythville
- Lillycrap Street in Lerwill Heights
- Beer Place School in Santlerville and Crowbank
- The Beer Building in Lockettside
- Tickle Row in Brooksville
- The Elton Museum in Hollomstown
(Chuck) Norris Bank in Shuttlebank
- The Fowle Museum in West Boundwood
- Crabbe Bank in Wykewood
- Lolley Library in Dunell Hills
- (Winona) Ryder Plaza in Dunningwood
- Tinkler Plaza School in Rhodenbank
- Tinkler Street in Yagoton
- The Eastwood Museum in Williamsville
Interestingly Named Places
This category is for those locations that, although may not be particularly humorous, in the usual sense of the word, have a unique quality to them which shouldn't go unnoticed. It includes the important category "Urban Dead specific/relevant/significant", which contains locations with names that attract interest from players of Urban Dead, and, indeed, its related games, such as other MMORPGs or games which fit into the "zombie horror" genre.
- Pain Way in Mornington
- Strange Bank in Barrville
- Hacker Way in Eastonwood and Starlingtown
- The Fear Building in North Blythville
- The Danger Building in Lockettside
- Goodday Park in Starlingtown
- the Blackman Building in Dakerstown
- Blackman Drive in Barrville
- The Love Building in Pescodside
- the Loveless Building in East Boundwood
- The Kind Building in Fryerbank
- Chick Street in Lukinswood and Peddlesden Village
- Wookey Towers in Peddlesden Village
- Style Towers in Crowbank
- The Style Building in Yagoton
- Bradbury Library in Pimbank
- Hayte Row in Heytown
- Hayte Library in Tapton
- Merchant Bank in Rolt Heights - wikipedia explanation
- Greedy Street in Shearbank
- Club Kick in Havercroft
- The Trick Museum in Ketchelbank
- The Question Building in Mornington
- Question Place in Lerwill Heights and Old Arkham
- Maybee Cinema in Shackleville
- Coole Avenue in West Boundwood
- Diaper Library in Tollyton
- Diaper Auto Repair in Wray Heights
- Cuss Place in Havercroft
- Thick Park in Pescodside
- the Yelling Building in Dakerstown
- Yelling Street in Shore Hills
- Speak Cinema in Lerwill Heights
- Sly Grove in New Arkham
- The Younghusband Arms in West Grayside
- Courage Cinema in Kempsterbank
- Farewell Place Police Department in Lerwill Heights
- The Tryme Building in Eastonwood and Scarletwood
Urban Dead Relevant
Inside the Brain Museum
- Urban General Hospital in Kinch Heights
- Harman Lane in Pitneybank
- Harman Square in Dentonside
- The Brain Museum in Rhodenbank
- Brain Boulevard Railway Station in Old Arkham
- Dupe Cinema in Heytown
- Club Dupe in Peppardville
- Gore Lane in Roachtown
- The Bustin Building in Heytown
- The Dark Building in Hollomstown
- The Geake Building in Shackleville
- The Streets Hotel in Scarletwood
Skills/Actions/Weapons
- Club Maule in Havercroft
- Maule Row in Dunningwood
- Maul Row Police Department in Shore Hills
- Maul Walk in Wykewood
- Healing Alley in Dunningwood
- Gait Bank in Old Arkham
- Axe Grove in New Arkham
- Heal Walk in Brooksville
- The Heal Museum in Dunell Hills
- Cade Place Fire Station in Brooke Hills
Dead Interesting
- Evill Avenue in Ridleybank
- Coffins Lane School in Molebank
- Coffin Park in Crooketon
- Coffins Drive in Dunell Hills
And a special entry: A list of locations that can be death-rattled by zombies
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