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1. Donkey --An Example Judge 18:43, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Donkey - As above. Donkey is a fantastic demonstration of voting format.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:09, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Pancakes - They are by far the best fictional example. Goribus 00:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. Waffles - Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-waffles! ~ _{16:23, 27 June 2011 (UTC)}

Most Inept

1. thad do i really have to explain?--User:Sexualharrison18:54, 24 June 2011 (bst)

   Seconded. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)

2. matt - why did we promote him in the first place ? --hagnat 22:50, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. thad - As Harrison and DevilAsh, also Thad needs to be given a dictionary at some point. -- Goribus 03:59, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Thad, no ifs, ands or buts allowed. -- Spiderzed█ 21:36, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. conn. oh cmon guys. Thad is not inept and if he is he has nothing on conndraka. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:27, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Conndraka. It's a sad day when the wiki stops making Conndraka jokes and starts making Thad jokes instead. :( --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   and it's the two of yose fucking fault for promoting him--User:Sexualharrison14:19, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   O.o Of course, I forgot that DDR and I promoted Conndraka.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:04, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   i was obviously referring to thad you twat--User:Sexualharrison16:01, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   But I didn't promote Thad either... :/ --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 00:29, 28 June 2011 (BST)

   thats a lie! you nominated supported him i believe.--User:Sexualharrison05:07, 28 June 2011 (bst)

   Yeah, he nominated himself. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 05:13, 28 June 2011 (BST)

   oh new cat. The Pissing in the wind Award - Most Self Nominations --User:Sexualharrison13:46, 28 June 2011 (bst)

7. Thad. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
8. While Thad is a strong contender, it would be a sign of blatant favouritism for him to win everything, so my nom goes to Con. Never was a user more aptly named… ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:27, 12 July 2011 (BST)
9. thad - he touched me in a bad place once. -- Bisfan 03:06, 14 July 2011 (BST)
10. Thad. Promoted solely due to yet another one of DDR's calculated and failed attempts to prove how unbiased he is. The most worthless pile of shit ever to pretend to be a sysop. That's saying something.--The Walking Dude 07:19, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Overzealous Wiki Janitor

1. Swiers - kept himself away from the drama, and did only janitor work --hagnat 22:51, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. thad - 'YOU WILL OBEY MY VERSIONS OF THE RULES, OR ELSE!' --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Rooster - so hard at work that he eventually outsourced everything to bots. Now that is hardcore. -- Spiderzed█ 21:41, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. User:The Rooster managed a shitting bulk of confusing and intricate categorisation edits that he couldn't even extensively use bots for if I remember correctly. RHO gets special mention but it's no secret of my hardon for Rooster. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:31, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Rooster. By far. ~ _{19:43, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}
6. Rooster. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
7. Rooster or the General --User:Sexualharrison16:06, 1 July 2011 (bst)
8. thad - As DevilAsh -- Goribus 23:15, 1 July 2011 (BST)
9. Rooster, as The General made a bot to do his work (and only has 3 pages worth of edits when you view them 500 at a time), while Rooster did everything by hand, and almost has exclusively janitorial edits. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 20:42, 11 July 2011 (BST)
10. Rooster. One day, he shall return and the wiki shall lag and fall under the berth of a million category edits...--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:11, 13 July 2011 (BST)

The Grim Award for Excellence and Pure Concentrated Evil

1. there can only be one --User:Sexualharrison18:49, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. Kevan - this guy is pure evil --hagnat 22:52, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. Conndraka -- Spiderzed█ 21:38, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Urbandead. Exists solely to be a political puppet. Grim. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
5. Grim s because he'll probably refuse it and get angry on irc at me for voting for him. :3 -- Goribus 23:16, 1 July 2011 (BST)
6. Surely you have all forgotten The Shadowlord? --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:32, 9 July 2011 (BST)
7. Shadowlord Zaruthustra has to get this.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 01:27, 21 July 2011 (BST)

The Anger Award

1. Cyberbob240 --hagnat 22:53, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad to the goons "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"--User:Sexualharrison00:36, 25 June 2011 (bst)

   Seconded -- 'YOU CAN NOT HAVE FUN ON THE WIKI STOP BEING STUPID IN ARBITRATION OMG YOU ARE A DICK' --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)

3. Thad - For well, do I even really need to cite an example? I'm sure you could just randomly click on something in his contributions and find justification for this vote. - Goribus 03:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR. While Thad has more truly outstanding instances of RAGE RAEG RAG, DDR wins by consistency. -- Spiderzed█ 20:40, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. Misanthropy. Found uses for the word fuck I didn't even know existed. ~ _{19:43, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}

   that's not anger that's ART!--User:Sexualharrison00:59, 30 June 2011 (bst)

6. Me. Can I vote me? If not then SA. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
7. Cyberbob240 Most anal guy I've ever meet on the wiki --Arthur Dent BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!!! 17:03, 11 July 2011 (BST)
8. Grim - Just browse through the various A/VB cases he submitted, where he basically goaded new users he disliked into doing things that he could ban them for. I would have voted for Cyberbob, but to use his classifications he's basically a Me-Too. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:10, 11 July 2011 (BST)
9. DDR. – As Spiderzed. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:29, 12 July 2011 (BST)
10. Thad for various instances of "why is everyone always picking on me?" -- Bisfan 03:09, 14 July 2011 (BST)
11. DDR. Even on his quieter days...you can feel the anger radiating off him, bubbling just under the surface...waiting to explode. I'm not sure if the anticipation of the explosion or the explosion itself is more amusing. Aww, it's all good.--The Walking Dude 13:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)

The Invasion of Privacy Award

1. Yon Dis award was tailor made for him --User:Sexualharrison23:05, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. Yon -- Spiderzed█ 12:33, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Yon - Without a doubt. I can't even think of anyone else that I could nominate for it. -- Goribus 03:54, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. J3D - lost his sysop powers because of checkuser abuse --hagnat 04:08, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. Yon --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:40, 26 June 2011 (BST)
6. SA used to checkuser users he didn't like, like Iscariot, to see where they lived, always creeped me out. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:32, 27 June 2011 (BST)
7. Yonnua Koponen - No offense, Yon, but there's no doubt on this one. —Aichon— 03:11, 27 June 2011 (BST)
8. SA if what DDR said above is true, that far outshines Yon's checkuser mistake. ~ _{19:44, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}

   I know for a fact that other system operators have done the same, as I myself have been checkusered by them before.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 20:08, 29 June 2011 (BST)

   I dunno. A lot of them honestly shouldn't have access to it. Most of them don't know enough about IPs to use checkuser in a beneficial way beyond two people having an exact match. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 09:07, 30 June 2011 (BST)

   Yeah, realistically, we should have checkuser as a separate permission. It could be a good stepping stone for wannabe ops, while at the same time not being something every op would have access to either.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:31, 9 July 2011 (BST)

9. Yon (SA kept the prying to himself, rather than trying to maliciously spoil someone's gaming). 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
10. Grim - He investigated people so much, that he involved Kevan in his user checks. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:18, 11 July 2011 (BST)

    lol@you being an alt of amazing. --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 21:31, 11 July 2011 (BST)

11. “What is Sanskrit for ‘outs users' alts on the wiki’, Alex?” ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:36, 12 July 2011 (BST)
12. Yon If any of you have any integrity left, demote the cunt. Oh right...--The Walking Dude 07:24, 19 July 2011 (BST)

The Bureaucrazy Award (most UDWiki: contribs)

1. myself - half this shit has my finger somewhere --hagnat 22:55, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. thad - See above reasons. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Link. Not sure on the number of contribs, but he sure had impact on A/PD alone. -- Spiderzed█ 21:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. User:Conndraka literally 90% of his edits were in A/M, A/VB and a couple of other admin pages. For the amazing density in his admin edits over his pitiful amount of other edits I'm voting this bastard. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:34, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Unfortunately Izzy's not an option, so I'm going to say Link. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
6. Hagger. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:37, 12 July 2011 (BST)
7. DDR - Although not directly comparable to older wikizens, DDR has over 6000 UDwiki contribs since the history purge. Good enough for me.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:27, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. DDR. Pages upon pages of UDWiki contribs. More than any others I checked. ~ _{05:39, 14 July 2011 (UTC)}

The Meh Award (least UDWiki: contribs)

1. Jedaz - meh --hagnat 22:56, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. rooster - that guy was a loose cannon -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:34, 27 June 2011 (BST)
3. Mobius or whatever that was, cause everyone is forgetting his lack of doing anything. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 04:35, 29 June 2011 (BST)
4. User:MisterGame Mobius, fine.--User:Sexualharrison01:00, 30 June 2011 (bst)
5. Mobius, as Karek. Iirc, he made 5 UDwiki edits in his entire sysop term.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:02, 30 June 2011 (BST)
6. It's close. Mobius, Daranz, LibrarianBrent, Seventythree. All have low UDWiki contribs. Also some of the earlier "mods" had like zero UDWiki contribs. So in the end I'm going to go with Seventythreee. ~ _{14:34, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}

   Most of those are because of how you're looking, remember contribs get deleted and those are '05/'06/'07. Daranz, LibrarianBrent, and Seventythree all were more active than those links suggest. Mobius187 on the other hand. Doesn't even show up 25 times. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 18:02, 1 July 2011 (BST)

7. Kevan. Fuck that lazy bum. Seventy Three it is then. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
8. Who? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:20, 11 July 2011 (BST)
9. Mobius. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
10. Mobius, about as useful here as he was with the DA. -- Bisfan 03:12, 14 July 2011 (BST)
11. Mobius. Basically just a Dulston Alliance janitor. An annoying one at that. When he was around he thought he owned that part of the Wiki. Edit anything in the general vicinity of Dulston and 5 seconds later here he would come to "correct" your edit (read: totally change your edit to reflect his "personal vision", steal whatever part of your work he liked and claim credit) If he could have changed Dulston to Mobiustown, he would have. Guy was a fuckin loon. Hey Mobius, if you're out there set the record straight: Is Dr Albert Schwan one of your wiki alts?--The Walking Dude 14:00, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid Sys-Op Mistake

1. STER' promoting zing without community vote --hagnat 22:57, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Odd starter did... you pot fiend -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:36, 27 June 2011 (BST)

2. Darth Sensitive deleting A/VB rather than the actual vandalism. Simple undeletion didn't work either. -- Spiderzed█ 21:16, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. DDR for promoting Thad. No seriously I'm kidding, I vote for ^ Darth Sensitive. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:37, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR for promoting Thad. No seriously. -- Goribus 02:44, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Nubis, for the one DDR cited in the next section. I can't think of any single mistake that has caused more headaches for the sysop team. —Aichon— 03:12, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. DDR for promoting Thad. No seriously. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:53, 28 June 2011 (BST)
7. Darth - Because promotion is a 'crat power. -- Cheese 22:11, 28 June 2011 (BST)
8. Cheese and AHLG for not knowing they could refuse J3Ds promotion(see talk for quote) --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 09:13, 30 June 2011 (BST)
9. Thad's promotion. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
10. I'm with Karek on this one - The quote from DCC after the promotion says it all for me. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:29, 9 July 2011 (BST)
11. Me, for stupidly thinking that a bunch of manchild sperglords wouldn't be threatened by a woman in a position of power. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 03:51, 10 July 2011 (BST)
12. DDR promoting thad = wiki unhappiness--User:Sexualharrison03:56, 10 July 2011 (bst)
13. Nubis - He did give his account over to another user(s). --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:03, 11 July 2011 (BST)
14. While credit goes to the entire team at the time, and runner-up would be Con, I've got to give this to Grim because of his immense overreaction to the retarded Misconduct case over Radio Survivor's eligibility for Historical Voting which led to their attempting to burn him at the stake and instigated his Grim Coup.
    That said, that was more of a Bureaucrat Mistake, but as all Bureaucrats on this wiki are also Sysops, that is a moot point unless someone wants to start separate 'crat categories. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 03:45, 12 July 2011 (BST)
15. Darth Sensitive - Deleting A/VB is a pretty massive screwup.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 02:01, 19 July 2011 (BST)
16. DDR For promoting Thad solely for calculated reasons of self promotion/image. Fucking pathetic.--The Walking Dude 07:26, 19 July 2011 (BST)

    I promoted thad just to be popular. Now I've heard it all. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 07:34, 19 July 2011 (BST)

    No, you stupid fuck, you promoted him to prove how "unbiased" you are. Stop trying to obfuscate, bitch. I'm done with you now. Begone.--The Walking Dude 07:45, 19 July 2011 (BST)

    Still makes fuck all sense, who do I need to prove unbiasedness to, surely I'd only want to do that before I got the position? If I even wanted the position (hint: I didn't)? Your line of thought is absolutely flawless, I'm amazed, truely. What's the point in even saying this though, you're done with me, there's no way you'll reply. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 10:20, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Just as a request, as it seems I'm a contender for this award for promoting Thad, that if it wins, perhaps Ross and I should jointly win it, since it was a joint decision? Just food for thought, as I'm starting to see my name alone mentioned as the sole reason Thad is an op... Starting to make me feel a bit uncomfortable as it's not entirely true (I was the one to physically promote him through user rights though so it's up to the judges). -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 13:29, 12 July 2011 (BST)

Again, that was technically a 'crat mistake, but since 'crats are sysops… ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:55, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid A/VB Ruling

1. Grim for banning Izumi Orimoto, which created a nuisance for this wiki for a few months --hagnat 23:05, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Spiderzed banning Chief Seagull on A/VB/B by mistaking him for the spambot rather than the reporter. What a massive tard. --TotallyNotSpiderzed 20:33, 26 June 2011 (BST)~
3. DDR banning Sexualharrison on A/VB/B by mistaking him for the spambot rather than the reporter. What a massive shithead.--User:Sexualharrison20:56, 26 June 2011 (bst)
4. Revenant for banning AinSynagoga despite being told not to by Karek.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:08, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. Nubis for banning Iscariot for 1 week when it should have been 1 day, then calling for a permaban vote even though the guidelines don't permit it. whaaaaaaaaat? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:41, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Nubis for setting Izzy's VD shitball rolling, as listed above. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
7. Spiderzed - nothing personal, but he did block me for a WHOLE MINUTE (give or take a few seconds) just because I spammed a spam page with a picture of spam. Sheesh :) ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 22:02, 1 July 2011
8. Thad for this retardedness--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:58, 1 July 2011 (BST)
9. Thad. Pick any ruling at random.--The Walking Dude 07:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Stupid A/M Ruling

1. Grim's Coup Miscundct ruling, which decreased his self-imposed perma to a simple six months ban --hagnat 23:00, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad for being the sole op who votes against banning Spiderzed despite clear-cut misconduct. If I was in charge here, that SZ cunt would have been permabanned forevar!!! --TotallyNotSpiderzed 21:02, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. As hagnat. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Misanthropy (talk • contribs) 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST).
4. I agree with Hagnat - gotta be the Grim coup case. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 22:04, 1 July 2011 (BST)
5. El grimareno --User:Sexualharrison23:58, 1 July 2011 (bst)
6. Revenant cites the other persons argument to back up his ruling.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 12:16, 9 July 2011 (BST)
7. Normally I wouldn't have thought it such a big deal, but the amount of smugness radiating from Revenant's mouth and amount of brilliant quotes about how WRONG the op team was and how WE ARE ALL PROTECTING ONE OF OUR OWN just seals it for me. I vote for same as Yon -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:26, 9 July 2011 (BST)

   I love how y’all fail at reading comprehension. If I win this, I'll wear it as a badge of honour. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

8. Grim witch burning. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
9. Thad. Pick any ruling at random.--The Walking Dude 07:29, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Hilarious Reaction To Iscariot Drama

1. whoever said 'thank you for your input' for the first time --hagnat 23:20, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Nubis! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:21, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Nubis (or whoever was running Nubis account) it is! --hagnat 23:36, 24 June 2011 (BST)

2. Nubis. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
3. Nubs --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:05, 11 July 2011 (BST)
4. Newbiz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
5. Money is on Nubis--User:Sexualharrison08:58, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Best Drunken sysoping Award

1. SA for deleting all admin pages. Obvious misconduct. Not sure if he was drunken at that time, but being so might have helped. -- Spiderzed█ 21:19, 26 June 2011 (BST)
2. Misanthropy for being drunk a good portion of the time (he's Irish) and still managing to do his job properly. -- Goribus 00:58, 27 June 2011 (BST)
3. User:Krazy Monkey As someone who tends to do this a lot I don't consider it something that was ever really... worthy of note so I guess I'll just vote for the guy who brought it into prominence first. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I also once banned myself for 7 hours, 32 minutes and 6 seconds when I started editing after rolling in the door about half 3 in the morning. -- Cheese 18:14, 28 June 2011 (BST)

4. DanceDanceRevolution - But only barely over SA. SA did it with style, but DDR does it with righteous fury. And he does it a lot. That counts for something. —Aichon— 03:13, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. DanceDanceRevolution he is aussie. which is British for drunken convict.--User:Sexualharrison13:20, 27 June 2011 (bst)
6. Misanthropy but you'd not really know it. That's why he's the best. ~ _{04:18, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}
7. ˙uıɐƃɐ ɟlǝsʇı sʇɥƃıɹ ʇı ɟı ǝǝs puɐ ʞuıɹp ɹǝɥʇouɐ qɐɹƃ plnoɥs I ˙uʍop ǝpısdn s,ʇı uǝɥʍ sıɥʇ ɟo llɐ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ sʎnƃ noʎ ʍoɥ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop I 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
8. Monkey - as he admits to drunken ruling on several occasions. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:38, 11 July 2011 (BST)

   But a lot of us have... many a time... -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 06:45, 12 July 2011 (BST)

   Show me your drunk links to change my mind! :D --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 02:10, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Lol. I'm sort of against working for any awards, if i deserve an award it's without my tampering. But you can usually tell from poorly spelt edit summaries in my contribs (edit:) Sorry, you meant specifically ruling. I can't remember any specific cases and CBF looking, I was just sort of making a point that it's not that uncommon -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 04:04, 19 July 2011 (BST)

9. Canadalism--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:59, 12 July 2011 (BST)
10. DDR wins for consistency. Also, you could cut his odour with a cheese knife and sell it to desperate winos. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Best Burn

1. myself for perma Jjaxi clean and shaved --hagnat 23:35, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Ross serving Cornhole's January 29 ban avoidance spree: "As for free speech, removing other users views and replacing them with your own is a farily good example of people not really understanding what they are talking about." Dry, concise, to the point. -- Spiderzed█ 21:13, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. This Burn by Cyberbob has always been my favourite.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:04, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Holy balls there are so many from my quote pile to select from. Ones that made me laugh include is grim aus, bob vs jerrel, sonny (was about a sysop not as a sysop though), and sa's burn on the sysop team -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:52, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I would vote for this (cyberbob pwning jerrel) but I don't think Bob was an op at the time. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:33, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   then by that logic the only one of your suggestions that was by a sysop was boxy vs grim. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:48, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Yeah I'ma vote for that. For the "in-the-moment-laugh-factor" it was pretty fucking high. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 13:47, 27 June 2011 (BST)

5. Remind me to come back to this one. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)

   Trawled over A/VB and A/M for a while, going to be a selfish bastard and nominate myself for this dick joke. 03:12, 7 July 2011 (BST)

   Does the burn have to be by a sysop, or can it be to a sysop? Do comments by promotions candidates count? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   So far everybody's assumed it has to be by a sysop, but imo, it doesn't really matter either way.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 12:58, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   it's the syops awards not the user awards.--User:Sexualharrison15:20, 13 July 2011 (bst)

6. DDR needs more grimmies. so this one was not bad. still waiting for karek to answer back--User:Sexualharrison03:54, 19 July 2011 (bst)

   It amused me. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 07:45, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   you don't seem very amused, you seem almost shocked that someone bit back after dealing with you making petty side comments at them for months. shock fucking horror! -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 10:26, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Sorry to break it to you but your no funt or iscariot. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 11:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   I'm fine with that. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 16:10, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Shortest Term

1. Katthew - while Amazing' term lasted just a day or so, he wasnt legitimately promoted by the community or Kevan. So Katthe gets this prize --hagnat 23:08, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Amazing. Legitimately or not, he was indeed an op. -- Spiderzed█ 12:34, 25 June 2011 (BST)
3. Katthew - She has the shortest official term and she apparently got a ban with getting kicked off the team. Which outdoes Amazing's unoffical term as his being removed from something he shouldn't have been promoted to in the first place hardly matches her raw deal. - Goribus 03:35, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Kath --User:Sexualharrison18:06, 26 June 2011 (bst)
5. Amazing --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:16, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Amazing - Katthwho? ~ _{20:22, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}
7. Katthew.
8. Amazing- dunno about katthew since the user rights log has always had her demotion entry omitted for some reason, and regarding what SH said about her being banned, the logs dont support that either, so I really don't know what happened. Amazing however I do know what happened, and it was glorious AND short. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:30, 7 July 2011 (BST)
9. Katthew - Hagnat said it best. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:40, 11 July 2011 (BST)
10. Katthew. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Longest Term

1. Pretty sure that Boxy's got this in the bag if you go for longest continuous term (ignoring the brief demotion of everybody during Grim's coup). -- Cheese 16:05, 26 June 2011 (BST)
2. Boxy, as below.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:14, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Kevan - Yeah him. He's officially been a Sysop the longest, and has been so for longer than Boxy. -- Goribus 01:01, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. box - when we get burned out we just chuck tantrums and leave. Box just stays, pretty cool -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:54, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Urbandead as he was the first user, bureaucrat, and administrator. Boxy is the longest elected sysop. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:14, 28 June 2011 (BST)

   psst it's fixed. kev ain't winning shit. pick someone else.--User:Sexualharrison23:45, 28 June 2011 (bst)

   Actually, Urbandead is not Kevan. He's Kevan's friend who first set up the wiki. Are you going to remove them from the nominees page? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:04, 29 June 2011 (BST)

   same difference they don't do jack shit. feel free.--User:Sexualharrison00:39, 29 June 2011 (bst)

   I removed them in order for it to be elected sysops only. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:43, 29 June 2011 (BST)

6. boxy. ~ _{20:23, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}
7. The box. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
8. Urbandead. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

The Cat Award

(Longest Term As Bureaucrat)

1. squary - nuff said --hagnat 23:08, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. The box as above --User:Sexualharrison01:01, 25 June 2011 (bst)

   COMBO BREAKER! -- Spiderzed█ 21:45, 26 June 2011 (BST) when was he a crat?--User:Sexualharrison00:32, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   Thatsthejoke.jpg -- Spiderzed█ 06:19, 27 June 2011 (BST)

3. Boxy. And he'll be bringing back the eternal crat term in this coming election!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:13, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Kevan -- See above. -- Goribus 01:02, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. Urbandead -- The first user, bureaucrat, and administrator for the UDWiki. Boxy I believe has it sewn up. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:16, 28 June 2011 (BST)

   see above--User:Sexualharrison23:46, 28 June 2011 (bst)

6. The mighty box. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)

Do we even need to vote on this? Just tally up the numbers. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Most Passive

1. Urbandead - yup--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 23:21, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Red Hawk Janitorial type, with low commetning on drama--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:44, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. User:Daranz. Just check his contribs and his first and last RE. By comparison, RHO is a vervet monkey on crack. -- Spiderzed█ 13:51, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Red, hands down. The amount of opinions he suppresses to remain an impartial janitor is insane.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:12, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. User:The Rooster. Gnomes like RHO and Link didn't comment on drama but have in the past when pressed. Rooster never did. No, we would beg the cunt and he would never ever fucking rule. And it made him so happy goddamn it -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:55, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. thad - ON OPPOSITE DAY. No really, I vote for Urbandead. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:56, 28 June 2011 (BST)
7. Ross pretty much the most level-headed op we've had. Which, you know is what passive actually means. Has nothing to do with being a gnome. See Meh and Overzealous Janitor awards for that. ~ _{04:26, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}
8. Red as above--User:Sexualharrison13:14, 30 June 2011 (bst)
9. RHO. May in fact be a machine. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
10. Urbandead. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
11. Red. Another shiftless DA drone. Seriously, wtf?--The Walking Dude 14:03, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Shallow/Superficial

1. oh hands down its thad. how are all those ruling on VB going?--User:Sexualharrison18:30, 26 June 2011 (bst)
2. Thad -- Spiderzed█ 21:34, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. thad - No justification required. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:56, 28 June 2011 (BST)
4. Thad. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
5. thad - As... looks like everyone else. lol -- Goribus 23:23, 1 July 2011 (BST)
6. Bandwagon. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
7. Cyberboob.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. DDR. The man is driven in toto by his insecurities. There's a reason he's going to win the most drunken fuckhead award, after all.--The Walking Dude 07:33, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Biggest Wikicat

Note: This award is about about cat (wiki fauna), not about cat (bureaucrat).

1. DDR --hagnat 23:09, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Thad. Has only done what he needed to become op, and even that half-heartedly when I think of the bids chronology table. -- Spiderzed█ 19:30, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Cunt--User:Sexualharrison20:04, 26 June 2011 (bst)
4. Yon. I don't know if Thad would really count because to be a wikicat you have to do a lot of work then nothing afterwards, and Thad sort of went up to the stand and went "this is the little amount of work I do and I'm gonna do just that regardless." Yon's bids certainly remind me more of wikicat behaviour, not to say he hasn't done well afterwards, but having been the crat in both promotion instances I'd vote yon over thad. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:36, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   defo.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 10:17, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   and yet you still promoted him. guess all that cock sucking paid off?--User:Sexualharrison14:13, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   My job as a crat is to promote based off community opinion. and there isn't much wrong with wwiki cats, i was just saying. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 14:29, 27 June 2011 (BST)

5. Thad. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
6. I made huge promises and have been fulfilling them by irritating others into doing it for me. If that doesn't remind you of a cat playing with a ball of string, I need to be lazier and more annoying yet. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Biggest Grudge

1. thad vs. everyone but yon and DDR--User:Sexualharrison20:59, 26 June 2011 (bst)

   Seconded. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:57, 28 June 2011 (BST)

2. DDR vs Karek -- Spiderzed█ 21:27, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Myself and Misanthropy, obviously.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:11, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   And by extension Yon Vs Banana Tactics? :P --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 12:16, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Banana Tactics is Rev's thing, isn't it?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:26, 9 July 2011 (BST)

4. Feel a bit gay but I'm gonna turn it around and say The Team v Thad -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:57, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   feel? don't you mean is?--User:Sexualharrison11:50, 27 June 2011 (bst)

   Haha yeah pretty much. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 13:49, 27 June 2011 (BST)

5. Yon vs Meatpuppets--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:17, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Grim vs Akule--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 22:03, 27 June 2011 (BST)
7. User:Grim_s vs User:Conndraka hands down. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 04:44, 29 June 2011 (BST)

   Which somehow I ended up being dragged into. Obviously, not that I mind. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:56, 11 July 2011 (BST)

8. User:Amazing. I guess it didn't really happen during that one day he was op but starting all those Arbie's cases at once and sparking Wikigate has to count for something. ~ _{19:38, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}

   User:Amazing/Myths--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:03, 30 June 2011 (BST)

   Exactly. ~ _{04:11, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}

9. Grim v. everyone. ~ _{19:38, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}
10. The General v. Cyberbob. Those fools hated each other. ~ _{19:41, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}

    2cool v Cyberbob240 was more interesting and everywhere. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 18:29, 1 July 2011 (BST)

11. Yon v. Misanthropy. ~ _{19:38, 29 June 2011 (UTC)}
12. Yonnua vs. Million-strong Army of Invisible Meat Puppets 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
13. Grim vs the wiki - If we weren't on it (including Kevan), this place would have been so much better. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 21:56, 11 July 2011 (BST)
14. User:Grim s – As Akule. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
15. Cyberbob240 & The General. "The number of times Cyberbob tried talking me into plotting against him is inconceivable." -- by someone who would like to remain anonymous --hagnat 04:38, 14 July 2011 (BST)

    When I read that I thought it was a quote from the General, and I rofl'd.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:52, 18 July 2011 (BST)

Most Ignorant

1. Karlsbad - nothing personal, i kind of like him... --hagnat 23:13, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. it's a tie between thad and thad!!--User:Sexualharrison18:31, 26 June 2011 (bst)
3. Yon. At least he has now grown more knowledgeable about checkuser. -- Spiderzed█ 21:33, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Again gonna have to go with Conndraka -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 07:31, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. thad, closely followed by thad and thad. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:58, 28 June 2011 (BST)
6. The Fabulous Freebirds. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
7. Con. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. Conndraka, definitely.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:00, 13 July 2011 (BST)
9. Cyberboob - He followed the popular kids around until the tone of the wiki changed. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 02:08, 19 July 2011 (BST)
10. Thad. No explanation needed.--The Walking Dude 07:36, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Persuasive

1. hammero and zar. These guys could sell ice to an eskimo --hagnat 23:10, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Ross. With his diplomatic ability from A/A, he could talk the way in for 12 heavily-armed North Koreans into a state meeting of the Republican Party of Texas. -- Spiderzed█ 20:38, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   Lies. His failure to use the traditional greeting of "Howdy", not to mention his British accent, would get him shot after a mere moment. —Aichon— 03:14, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Quite the opposite, I'd turn the accent up to 11. Besides the north korean's are hard working, gun loving and have a lone star on their flag. Plus sarah Palin thinks there an ally. --Rosslessness 12:34, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Sorry, poor phrasing on my part. I meant that the fact that you had a British accent would get you shot. Turning it up would just make it happen faster. :P —Aichon— 17:14, 27 June 2011 (BST)

3. Bob. Seriously -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:59, 27 June 2011 (BST)
4. boxman i can't count how many times i've voted on something and had to change it b/c Box wrote a few words taking the other position. and as usual he is right.--User:Sexualharrison11:53, 27 June 2011 (bst)
5. Boxy - As Harrison. Boxy can kill a promotion bid with one comment.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:11, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. Thad. Talked his way into a promotion despite still blatantly being Thad. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
7. Xoid could talk me into almost anything in 2006.... --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:10, 8 July 2011 (BST)

   TMI.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:25, 9 July 2011 (BST)

8. Grim - Say what you will, but Grim ruled the wiki with an iron fist for quite a while...UNTIL WE TURNED ON HIM! --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 02:06, 19 July 2011 (BST)
9. Xoid - Anything that he said somehow instantly became the obvious truth to everyone else.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 04:20, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Best Text-Wall

1. DDR--User:Sexualharrison23:14, 24 June 2011 (bst)
2. DDR - I can't count how many of his posts I've said "Fuck this, I'm skimming it until he says something important." to. -- Goribus 03:57, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. Rev. He gets really excessive with the quote template at times. -- Spiderzed█ 21:28, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Aichon - I thought my Iscariot vandal data write up was pretty good. >_> And I've had plenty of others. Besides, it's about the best one, not the most brain-numbing one. —Aichon— 03:15, 27 June 2011 (BST)
5. User:Grim s. Really, I'm not fucking kidding when i say this really would have to be hands down. This is the creme fo the crop but look down any one of his misconduct archives (07, 08)and you see these fucking mountains left right and center. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:43, 27 June 2011 (BST)
6. User:Grim s - Loses A/M case. Spends 30 minutes posting 20 page text wall about how the wiki needs to be reformed. Demotes all other sysops. Makes history.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:05, 30 June 2011 (BST)
7. I was going to go Aichon because seriously almost all his posts are text-wallish. But Grim takes the cake on those misconduct archives. Grimmy it is. ~ _{14:40, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}
8. I wallpapered my whole bedroom with just two posts from DDR. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
9. Mostly because this is the most literal interpretation in the wiki's history. Yes, I'm nominating myself. --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 18:51, 1 July 2011 (BST)
10. DDR - Deserves at least 1 grimmie and this is most definitely his area of expertise. ;P --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 13:18, 9 July 2011 (BST)
11. Grim - Woe to those who had to read our arguments discussions. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:06, 11 July 2011 (BST)
12. Grim – The wiki will never see another text-wall-poster like him. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
13. DDR. The amount of pointless, digressionary verbal diarrhea distraction that can pour forth from this fool under the right circumstances is impressive. Maybe not as good a show as Mobius is capable of putting on, but fuck him. Though if just any user could be voted for, Albert Schwan would win hands down.--The Walking Dude 10:17, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Flame Retarded

This means the sysop most susceptible to flaming, not most flame resistant (to help with the confusion)

1. Conndraka - lost himself while fighting the goons --hagnat 23:15, 24 June 2011 (BST)
2. Yon see A/D --User:Sexualharrison01:03, 25 June 2011 (bst)
3. thad - See just about anything. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:41, 25 June 2011 (BST)
4. DDR -- You'll see him pop up on just about any vote in which the side he's against is winning to scream about MEAT PUPPETS!!!11!11!!shift+1. -- Goribus 01:06, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   Actually, I'm the one who complains about "meatpuppets". DDR rarely does.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:12, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I've given you enough votes for my general dislike of you. Stop being greedy. DDR deserves at least one award. -- Goribus 02:46, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   I was gonna argue but that's fair enough. ya fucking meat puppet -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:58, 27 June 2011 (BST)

5. MEET PUPPIES? MEAT PUPPETS! 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)

   You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 17:49, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   This is coming from the guy who defines it as "anyone who disagrees with me". 18:52, 13 July 2011 (BST)

6. Cyberbob - as his 10 Arbitration Cases show. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:08, 11 July 2011 (BST)
7. Katthew - "It's because I'm a woman right?" --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:02, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. As Yon. For a member of a forum who's favorite pasttime seems to be trolling, Katthew sure is easily butthurt. ~ _{15:10, 13 July 2011 (UTC)}

The "I didn't even know he/she was Sysop?" Award

(for all the little sysops that avoid drama and just keep this dump running - needs a better name)

1. Novelty - i dont remember seeing him in any UDWiki: pages --hagnat 23:16, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   He was around back before there were any UDWiki pages. Back in the days of yore (and Katthew being a sysop). --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:10, 11 July 2011 (BST)

   changing nomination for Mobius --hagnat 04:36, 14 July 2011 (BST)

   Actually, he never really was big on the UDWiki pages: he was promoted purely as a janitor.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 07:03, 19 July 2011 (BST)

2. Suicidalangel - Because he never once mentioned it and I never even knew he was a Sysop. -- Goribus 03:41, 26 June 2011 (BST)
3. RHO. I only recall him for irregular gnoming rushes. -- Spiderzed█ 20:58, 26 June 2011 (BST)
4. Mobe. First in a line of many Dulston Alliance sysops.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:10, 26 June 2011 (BST)
5. User:Swiers super mellow, very helpful. i just thought he was a nice person.--User:Sexualharrison19:01, 28 June 2011 (bst)
6. Spiro - Saw his name for the first time today. =/ -- Cheese 19:13, 28 June 2011 (BST)
7. this Daranz guy. Never heard of him. ~ _{14:45, 30 June 2011 (UTC)}
8. Letter of the law aside, is Thad really a sysop? 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
9. Mobius. I think he was the only user I ever encountered that I didn't know was a sysop in our dealings. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 02:34, 7 July 2011 (BST)
10. Who? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:10, 11 July 2011 (BST)

The "If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You." Award

(most unsuccessful/withdrawn/unaccepted bids before an actual promotion)

1. Thad. Jerrel and WOOT could have become contenders, but never succeeded. -- Spiderzed█ 23:16, 24 June 2011 (BST)

   Seconded. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 21:59, 28 June 2011 (BST)

2. TheRetardedOne - seriously, how did HE got promoted ? --hagnat 23:17, 24 June 2011 (BST)
3. Glutton for Punishment--User:Sexualharrison18:12, 26 June 2011 (bst)
4. Thad 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
5. Monkey - There is a five-way tie between Thad, Axe Hack, Yon, Matt, and Monkey on A/PM. If you view overall promotion bids, then it is a two-way tie between Cyberbob and Monkey. Thus, I went over to A/RE and found that before the Monkey's last rejection, he had a Unsuccessful Re-Evaluation, thus topping Cyberbob by one rejection. Therefore my vote is for the Monkey. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:29, 11 July 2011 (BST)
6. Cheese – As Akule, and because I want some. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:40, 13 July 2011 (BST)
7. Sound reasoning by Akule as always - Cheese.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:03, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. Cheesy Monkey ~ _{14:55, 13 July 2011 (UTC)}

   I prefer calling him a Cheeky Monkey. Sounds better. ;) --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 02:04, 19 July 2011 (BST)

The "This Guy Again" Award

(most total bids. Current three-way tie between Hagnat, Cheese and Cyberbob)

1. bob --User:Sexualharrison18:29, 26 June 2011 (bst)
2. Cheese. He is still active and so has the better chance to get ahead by the decisive bid. -- Spiderzed█ 20:36, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   yeh but i hate bob--User:Sexualharrison20:58, 26 June 2011 (bst)

3. Cheese, if you count Re-evaluations as well. :p --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:05, 26 June 2011 (BST)

   Also, Hagnat, as of now!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:13, 27 June 2011 (BST)

   one of mine is a A/RE before A/RE existed :P --hagnat 14:54, 28 June 2011 (BST)

   Same with bob's actually. I think he had the first ever failed re-eval too(before re-evals). --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 19:10, 1 July 2011 (BST)

   Yep, the best bit is he said he got "tricked" into it by some ops, thinking every op was gonna have one. could be true, maybe not, but either way, hilarious. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:00, 12 July 2011 (BST)

4. I'm going to say Cheese since his walking-out-of-RE-straight-to-PM bid broke the tie for me. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
5. the Monkey - He has the most rejections. Why no love for the monkey, UDwikians? --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:31, 11 July 2011 (BST)

The Self-ASSurance Award

(Most Self Nominations)

1. Hagnat - Currently on 4 self nominations. -- Cheese 14:41, 28 June 2011 (BST)
2. Me - Also on 4. -- Cheese 14:45, 28 June 2011 (BST)
3. Bob - All 5 promotion bids were self-nominated. =p -- Cheese 14:45, 28 June 2011 (BST)
4. bob- good ol bob. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:22, 28 June 2011 (BST)
5. Bobbo. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
6. Cyberbob - No one else really wanted to submit him. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:44, 11 July 2011 (BST)

   We were waiting for him to nominate himself--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:36, 12 July 2011 (BST)

7. Bob, Bob, he's our man! If he can't do it… great! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:41, 13 July 2011 (BST)
8. Bobbo.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 13:04, 13 July 2011 (BST)
9. Bahhb. ~ _{15:07, 13 July 2011 (UTC)}

Most Misconduct Cases

(Greatest number of misconduct cases)

1. hagnat's sitting quite comfortably on 21. -- Cheese 19:15, 28 June 2011 (BST)
2. Hagnat. Remind me to run again some day and beat it. 11:32, 1 July 2011 (BST)
3. Hagz. ~ _{23:09, 9 July 2011 (UTC)}
4. Hagnat - It's like they wanted you to get awards! :D --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 22:51, 11 July 2011 (BST)
5. Hagrid. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Toeing the Line Award

(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Not Misconduct)

1. hagnat - Surprisingly enough with 15 not misconducts out of 21 cases. -- Cheese 18:47, 2 July 2011 (BST)
2. Free OJ!!! --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:02, 12 July 2011 (BST)
3. Hagnat. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:52, 13 July 2011 (BST)
4. Grim – all but the last one. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

The "Line is a dot to you" award

(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Misconduct)

1. hagnat - Unsurprisingly with 6 misconducts from 21 cases. -- Cheese 18:50, 2 July 2011 (BST)
2. Hagnat. ~ _{23:17, 9 July 2011 (UTC)}
3. The Hag. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)

The Most Asian Axe Award

(Axe come back!)

1. Axehack --User:Sexualharrison04:27, 2 July 2011 (bst)
2. Katthew? She's asian right? I used to think Yon was asian but then realized the Koponen surname is Finnish. I dunno these people's ethnicity. ~ _{23:15, 9 July 2011 (UTC)}

   The Koponen surname is Russian and the Koponen himself is British. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:22, 9 July 2011 (BST)

   My ethnicity is a mystery! To you jerkoffs, anyway. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 03:48, 10 July 2011 (BST)

   Japanese characters in a sig, do not an asian make. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:22, 11 July 2011 (BST)

3. Max Grivas.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:22, 9 July 2011 (BST)

   Although apparently I'm Korean according to some people.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 19:15, 20 July 2011 (BST)

   specifically North Korean. a people known for not having a sense of humor.--User:Sexualharrison00:52, 21 July 2011 (bst)

4. DDR - Is even named after a japanese video game. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 23:22, 11 July 2011 (BST)

   And I am part asian too actually -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 03:01, 12 July 2011 (BST)

5. ^_^. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
6. I would love to vote myself to help secure a few more awards but I'm very certain Axe Hack is actually much more asian than me. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 04:28, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   Is that because I am Asian? Taiwanese in fact...And there might be a bit of Japanese down that ancestral line...But mostly Taiwanese. -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:34, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Most Humorless Humourless Unfunny

1. Karek. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a joke. Why so serious, Karke? ~ _{22:20, 12 July 2011 (UTC)}

   Prediction: Award goes to either myself or Thad with very little justification. Possibly DDR.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 00:37, 13 July 2011 (BST)

2. Matt - I recall him being highly unfunny in his hay-day.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 00:39, 13 July 2011 (BST)
3. hands Down Yon or thad. go figure?--User:Sexualharrison00:48, 13 July 2011 (bst)

   Just because you don't appreciate British humour doesn't make me an humourless person.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 01:40, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   wrong. i have lived in England and Scotland before. and i have loved Monty python longer than you have been alive, and tons of other British comedies i don't feel like listing. yes i know you are in law school, blah blah blah. i finished uni in the mid nineties don't make assumptions about people you hardly know. you are just not funny.--User:Sexualharrison03:06, 13 July 2011 (bst)

4. Xoid - his sense of humor is really unique, and he prolly will exercise it on me later cuz of this nomination --hagnat 03:56, 13 July 2011 (BST)
5. DELETED! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
6. Yeha I'll go with Karek. it's one thing to be humourless. but it's another thing to be able to magically suck out the humour from surrounding people and situations. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 04:15, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   Actually, given the nature of this award (the strikethroughs etc) this should probably be given straight to Karek in his honour -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:13, 13 July 2011 (BST)

7. Yonnua. Actively seeks out and attacks humour like a cancer. 11:25, 13 July 2011 (BST)

   almost like he has a banana stuck up his arse hole and bananas for brains?--User:Sexualharrison13:53, 13 July 2011 (bst)

8. Yon. Voting for Karek is like voting a cripple the slowest runner. He has no understanding of what humor is, or perhaps even what emotions are. Yon actually attempts humor...to the dismay of all. The dead fuck of comedy. Fuck him, and his momma, and his imaginary girlfriend.--The Walking Dude 07:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
9. Yon - In my opinion, it isn't an appropriate use of an admin page; Spiderzed intended it as a joke, which isn't what the page is for (I have a perfectly good humour admin pages page in my namespace) Ironically, out of all ops Karek got the joke in this context. -- Spiderzed█ 13:17, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Biggest Whoremaster

(Sysop who uses their position to promote their in game group)

1. Yon. For constantly mentioning the Dulston Alliance in any context, no matter how inappropriate, or how little anyone cares, while the DA is one of the biggest jokes in the game.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Find one where it isn't in the context of the discussion, not to mention the fact that the Dulston alliance isn't my group.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Add the above to evidence of the Propaganda Minister Award.--The Walking Dude 11:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Can't do it, can you?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 12:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   lolwat?--The Walking Dude 12:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)

2. If Conndraka doesn't win this award, there is something wrong with the world.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
3. Conndraka. There's a difference between promoting group than defending them so righteously despite the obvious issue of "conflict of interest" -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:32, 19 July 2011 (BST)
4. Connie --User:Sexualharrison09:02, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Propaganda Minister

(The truth is subjective award)

1. Yon. Come on, the man is studying to be a professional Ambulance Chaser. Nuff said.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   lolwat?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   lolwat?! :D :) :P--The Walking Dude 11:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)

2. No, the rules don't say that! No, there is an option not to make redirects!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:44, 19 July 2011 (BST)
3. Karke, I'd think less of myself if I complained about Karek's version of the truth every week but then ignored it to vote Rev for the award. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:33, 19 July 2011 (BST)
4. Revs sneaky goon bastid --User:Sexualharrison09:03, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Most Paranoid

1. Yon. They are all out to get him and his group. He's probably doing a usercheck on me right now and planning to blame the Coffin Hunters and the Peeved Vaginas for all of this.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
2. Katthew for thinking that everything is a big misogynistic conspiracy. ~ _{18:06, 19 July 2011 (UTC)}

   She better learn that this place is for MALE trans-sexuals only. Pff...Women, amirite, guys?--The Walking Dude 18:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)

3. As Vapor: Katthew.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:12, 22 July 2011 (BST)
4. Grim couped because of his paranoia--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 16:55, 22 July 2011 (BST)
5. Yon for thinking that everything Katthew does is her reacting to a big misogynistic conspiracy and not for laughs. -- Goribus 23:40, 22 July 2011 (BST)

Biggest Attention Whore

1. DDR. For this, only so he could get a "burn" in so it could be nominated.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   You really are so excellent at overstating my aims and goals you know. In fact, I should nominate you for op now so you may be eligible for this very prize. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 10:29, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Carry on, Fuckknuckles.--The Walking Dude 11:49, 19 July 2011 (BST)

2. User:Grim s, people aren't paying me attention; TIME FOR A COUP!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Actuall that was more becaue he was getting too much unreasonably negative attention over a sorta blown out of proportion A/M --Karek^{maps 2.0?!} 18:48, 22 July 2011 (BST)

3. as Yon. grim.--User:Sexualharrison09:04, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Gayest WikiCop

(VB at the drop of a hat award)

1. Thad. There is no competition.--The Walking Dude 09:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)
2. J3D needs an award for his fantastic sysop success.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
3. It depends. jed did it because of his constant vendetta to just cause as much trouble as possible and pest the ops out of existence. Thad's just quick to the A/VB stand. Since I know and loath jed IRL so much, I'm voting him. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:35, 19 July 2011 (BST)
4. Turd--User:Sexualharrison09:05, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Best Puppet

(Sysop most easily manipulated into doing exactly what you want them to do.)

1. DDR. Play this insecure, passive-aggressive twat just right, and he's putty in your hands. No matter how humiliating it turns out to be for him. Thad's promotion, for instance. Classic.--The Walking Dude 09:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
2. Mis certainly is the god of puppets, meat or otherwise.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:45, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Surely that makes everyone but me the best puppet, since I'm the one corralling them all at will? 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Yeah, I know. It's really a bit of a stupid award, so I just put you in because I honestly cannot think of a circumstance where this award applies to any sysop, past or present.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:48, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   This one is for advanced users.--The Walking Dude 14:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Like ones with more than 20 edits?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Your Ambulance Chaser Mind Tricks won't work on me, boy.--The Walking Dude 14:53, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   I'm not getting this ambulance chaser thing. Do explain.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:00, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Sleazy cheap lawyers who chase ambulances to the hospital to convince the injured parties to sue people. The direct ancestor of Claims Direct and their ilk. You in 5 years. 15:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Not doing civil law. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:08, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   You can still chase ambulances to secure ABH cases. 15:12, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Surely I'd have to find the defendant rather than the victim. ;) --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:14, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Does it really matter? You've chosen a career in lies. Which makes perfect sense. And for God's sake, does you sig really need to take up half a fucking page every time you sign it? Especially when you sign it, you know, twice.--The Walking Dude 15:15, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   That's the police's job. What are you, Perry Mason? 15:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Egad! You have unmasked me!--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 15:19, 19 July 2011 (BST)

3. I'd vote Kevan for being goaded into IP checking God/Amazing in game b/c Grim requested it but Kevan has been removed from the list of nominees. Therefore, I choose Revenant for being a puppet of the Goons. He nearly took a bullet on A/VB for {{goonsig}} and of course was undoubtedly coerced into running for crat this past May. ~ _{15:14, 19 July 2011 (UTC)}
4. Ahhhh I don't have much experience in being able to goad people into what I want, I can't remember in this time if it's cause I suck at it or that I never tried. So I'll just be shallow and vote rev as listed above by V. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Well the award is for people easily goaded, not those that can easily goad others. Not sure if that changes your vote. ~ _{15:40, 19 July 2011 (UTC)}

   Sorry, I've had a few beers. What i. Wait, no I meant that in my post, what I meant was that I could only know if people are easily goaded if I'd actually tried convincing them behind the scenes or on the wiki, and so far I haven't tried to/been able to do either (respectively) on the wiki. Well, besides Ross. I convinced him to promote Thad. Actually, fuck that, I'm voting for that ;D -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Heh Ross is no puppet. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't easily convinced to promote Thad. Rev on the other hand just went along way too easily with the goon's "master plan to destroy the wiki". Nothing against the guy personally, it's just the circumstances surrounding his promotion to op and then immediately crat. ~ _{15:57, 19 July 2011 (UTC)}

   So am I a puppet or not? --Rosslessness 16:41, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Depends on peoples interpretations I guess, as it's true, you weren't easily convinced? -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 17:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)

5. Revs. love the guy, and he mostly does what I asks. --User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Biggest Potential Pedo

1. Spiderzed. For him and his ring of middle aged men pretending to be underage schoolgirls, complete with graphic in game "role-playing" scenarios. Fuckin creepy.--The Walking Dude 09:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
2. Conndraka.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Gotta agree that Conn is the one who looks the most pedo in the entire staff. LOL --hagnat 15:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)

3. fuck me it's a tie! Spiderzed or Con. i can't make up my mind.--User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)

It's Always One Of Those Days

(sysop always on their perpetual period)

1. DDR. Nuff said.--The Walking Dude 10:24, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   I'm definitely okay with this. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 10:30, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Not surprised. Probably gives you a tiny little chubby just dreaming about being able to actually menstruate, doesn't it? Is this why you won't promote Katthew? Jealousy?--The Walking Dude 11:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Might have been that I wasn't a crat back then. I could be wrong TBH cause I don't remember, could have been a crat at the time, but I imagine if I'm right that that'd be the case. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)

2. I feel bad saying Katthew, but Katthew.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
3. Honestly, I'd vote me but only because all through my first 6 month crat term I was secretly ashamed of my male-driven PMS occasions and whether anyone noticed them or not. Others? SA had a shitton of IRL and wiki-based issues I believe, and shit did they (seem to, imo) get irrational. See self-demotion while apparently drunk, and "coup". -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)

   Acknowledgement is the first step towards true freedom. I'm feeling optimistic about your future. The seeds have taken root.--The Walking Dude 15:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)

4. Fuck it. katthhew. and too bad I still think shes is a guy.--User:Sexualharrison09:09, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Potential Nominees

in alphabetical order

• User:A Helpful Little Gnome
• User:Aichon
• User:Axe Hack
• User:BobHammero
• User:Boxy
• User:Brizth
• User:Conndraka
• User:Cyberbob240
• User:DanceDanceRevolution
• User:Daranz
• User:Darth Sensitive
• User:Dux Ducis
• User:Gage
• User:Grim s
• User:Hagnat
• User:J3D
• User:Jedaz
• User:Karek
• User:Karlsbad
• User:Katthew
• User:Krazy Monkey
• User:LibrarianBrent
• User:Linkthewindow
• User:Matthewfarenheit
• User:Max Grivas
• User:Misanthropy
• User:MisterGame
• User:Mobius187
• User:Morlock
• User:Novelty
• User:Nubis
• User:Odd Starter
• User:Red Hawk One
• User:Revenant
• User:Rosslessness
• User:SA-TA-EK-Rumisiel
• User:Seventythree
• User:Spiro
• User:Spiderzed
• User:Suicidalangel
• User:Swiers
• User:Thari
• User:The General
• User:The Rooster
• User:Vantar
• User:Vapor
• User:Vista
• User:Xoid
• User:Yonnua Koponen
• User:Zaruthustra
• User:Zombie slay3r