Great Graffiti
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- For details of spray cans and using them to write graffiti, see Spray Can.
An example of what is not great graffiti.
This page is so people can add memorable graffiti seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own, but I propose as a general rule that you do not add tags made by yourself. Insults and incomprehensible injokes are better left elsewhere, too. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes! --John Cooper 11:07, 9 Feb 2006 (GMT)
If this amuses you, please take some time to also check out:
- Great Radio Messages
- Great Profiles
- Random Public Speeches
- STREETS IS WATCHIN'
- The Amusing Locations in Malton list
- Real Men of Genius radio commercial series
Remember, add new entries to the top of the list.
Recorded Graffiti
| Somebody has spraypainted A fairy tale for zombie children onto a wall. | Hellear Alley |
| Somebody has spraypainted pointlessly over somebody else's important message across the board. | On a billboard on Lancey Drive, Pitneybank. |
| Somebody has spraypainted lava on the floor. Scared, you climb onto a wall. | The Cheeke Building, Ruddlebank |
| Somebody has spraypainted into your eyes, you collapse onto a wall. | St. Luke's Hospital, Tapton |
| Somebody has spraypainted into your ass. Paint flies out of your mouth and onto a wall. | Northcote Avenue Fire Station, Gulsonside |
| This Apocalypse brought to you by Capitalism! | Amatt Place School, Gibsonton |
| Somebody has spraypainted a pornragraphic mural of your mother onto the monument. | The Pace Monument, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted you in the eye and you were duct taped onto a wall. | Various locations in Pitneybank and Peppardville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a graffiti with the blood of MGB members onto a wall. | Inside the Northeast corner of Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Eat, sleep, kill zeds, my life has been fulfilled | In Appelby Park, Santlerville |
| Today's special: Rosemary bunny in cream sauce (The building was under The Dead Bunnies' attack.) | Inside the Dewes Building, Santlerville |
| Nietzsche is dead. | Inside the Northwest corner of Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a picture of your penis onto a wall. | Inside the Southwest corner of Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! ALL HAIL PALPATINE!!! | Inside St. Matthew's Cathedral, and throughout Gibsonton |
| Somebody has spraypainted a spammer's brains onto a wall. | Inside the Northeast corner of Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| No Fate but what we make for ourselves...unless you watch the second sequel | Inside Buckley Mall, Buttonville |
| Someone has spraypainted a drunken ballerina onto a wall. | Inside The Button Building, Old Arkham |
| Why break into a place full of people with guns? | Outside Bagehot Way Police Department, Pashenton |
| First Do No Harm (Zed's Excluded) | Inside Cornelius General Hospital, Spracklingbank |
| I just wanted the xp | Outside Blomfield Grove Police Department, Ridleybank |
| 1) Star Trek 2) Wolverine 3) night at the museum 2 | Inside Burchall Cinema, Heytown |
| Nuttycombe Fuel, the Best Tasting in Malton! | Inside Nuttycombe Auto Repair, Heytown |
| M∀⎣TO∏ Gr∀ffi†i B☀Mb3R$ | Outside of many buildings over Gibsonton |
| Somebody has spraypainted a moustache on someone leaning onto a wall. | The Anthony Building, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a fire axe golden and glued it onto a wall. | Chibbett Lane Fire Station, Raines Hills |
| A Unicorn, OMG They took my freakin' kidney! | Owsley Crescent Police Department, Shearbank |
| No Signal Here, MobilePhones Dead. . . Many ZED | Inside the Silcock Building, Dentonside |
| COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFENITION OF FAILURE! | the Dewes Building, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted Into your eyes. You collapse onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a shaved beaver a putrid color and duct taped it onto a wall. | Inside the Maine Building, Peppardville |
| Somebody has spraypainted their entire family tree back to 1796 onto a wall. | Inside the Farmer Building, Pitneybank |
| Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody.... | Inside Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted Poop Fiction onto the 'now showing' board. | Colborne Cinema, Wray Heights |
| The best thing about pinatas is the disappointment | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a plan to nuke Malton onto a wall | |
| Somebody has spraypainted some crap so it looks like cake and you eat it onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted pornographic images, you beat off furiously onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a pic of a vegan zombie saying Graiiiins onto a wall. | Inside Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| PKer in a dark club? bring genny,fuel & a 12gauge! | Inside Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| WARNING:Boomer bile attracts the horde! | Inside Caiger Mall |
| Somebody has spraypainted the iliad in very very tiny letters. onto a wall. | Inside St. Vincent's Hospital, Central Borehamwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted a painting of somebody spraypainting onto a whiteboard. | Inside Gamlen Square School, Chancelwood |
| Why so serious? | |
| Somebody has spraypainted you in a provocative position onto a wall. | Inside Marven Mall, South Blythville |
| Somebody has spraypainted rude comments about Andrew Sachs' granddaughter onto a wall. | Outside Muxlow Street Police Station, South Borehamwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted Scary movie XXV - Still Not Funny onto the 'now showing' board. | Outside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston |
| You find a Shotgun (0)... 'damnit!' | Hindmarsh Row Police Department, Rhodenbank |
| You find inner peace, and discard it as useless | Winsley Avenue Police Dept, Dentonside |
| Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. Somebody spraypainted onto a wall. | |
| Watch out for PKers | |
| Somebody has spraypainted two zombies having wild buttsecks onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie so much it has stuck onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a mural of Batman onto a wall. (one week before the screening of The Dark Knight) | The Turvill Building, Dulston |
| You drop your trousers. You are 0% encumbered. Ah! | Northeast corner of Treweeke Mall, Dulston |
| Somebody has spraypainted Godzilla, kingkong, and a tripod duking it out onto the 'now showing' board. | Outside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston |
| Somebody has spraypainted Godzilla, kingkong, and a tripod. Who would win? onto a wall. | Inside Troubridge Cinema, Dulston |
| Necrotech: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW! | Found in St. Holy's Church |
| Who watches the Watchmen? | Marshment Place Police Department, Peppardville |
| Somebody has spraypainted don't panic in large friendly letters onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted A picture of a hip-hopper being raped by a gay zed onto a wall. | St Anacletus's Hospital, Dulston |
| Somebody has spraypainted I must not waist spraypaint, multiple times onto a wall. | Wyke Hills |
| Somebody has spraypainted spraypaint onto a wall. | Urban General Hospital, Kinch Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted up your nose! You sneeze onto a wall. | The Plamer Building, Central Monroeville |
| Go away zeds!1go lick a cow or something. | The Sherren Building, Tollyton |
| Somebody has spraypainted I will not write on the walls onto a whiteboard. | Wetherell Row School, Raines Hills |
| I'm Handsome but I don't have Free Running so.... | Shearbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted I can't believe I'm getting away with thi... onto the monument. | The Converse Monument, South Monroeville |
| Somebody has spraypainted The lyrics of the Pink Floyd album The Wall onto a wall. | St. Martha's Church, Penny Heights |
| Don't Drink and Park. Accidents Cause People.. | a carpark, Hollomstown |
| sɹǝɟɹns ǝloɥʇʇnq ǝɥʇ | Wasteland, Gulsonside |
| Somebody has spraypainted a mustache on the European Painting that was hung onto a wall. | the Brennand Building, Shore Hills |
| Last one alive, turn out the lights | |
| I caused the dead to rise. I am very sorry. ~God | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a very disturbing nude mural of a zombie onto a wall. | Stickling Mall, Shearbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted Ridleybank 3:30 Rhodenbank 4:30 London 7:00 onto the departures board. | Coomb Row Railway Station, East Grayside |
| I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER | the Pitney Building, Houldenbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted MacGuyver bulding an airplane out of zombies onto a wall. | Brailsford Plaza Police Department, Dartside |
| Somebody has spraypainted your name onto one of the larger gravestones. | Cemetery, Lockettside |
| DO NOT DRINK AND REVIVE | the Whatmore Building, Yagoton |
| ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS! ZOMBIES HAVE BEEN SPOTED IN THE CITY! | Pole Mall, West Grayside |
| KASHWAK=NO-FO (This is a reference to the Stephen King novel Cell) | |
| Everyone that works over at the Cinnabon is a tool. | SE corner,Giddings Mall,Pitneybank |
| hell has run out of room and the dead are rising. | Shaw Park,Kinch Heights |
| For a Good Time Call 867-5309 ask for Jenny. | Triggs Auto Repair, Tapton |
| The doctor is OUT - go FAK yourself!. | St. Hubertus's Hospital, Kinch Heights |
| IM IN UR BUILDING STROKIN MAH HARBL | Club Dowell,Dulston |
| AVADA KEDAVRA! nope does NOT work on zombies | Treweeke Mall, Dulston |
| Welcome to communist Dakerstown | Snook Alley Railway Station, Dakerstown |
| Q: Who wants to live forever? A:GRAAAGH!! | the Claines Building, Roywood |
| Somebody has spraypainted a witty remark sure to show up on the wiki page onto a wall. | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall, I repeat, somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. | |
| Hold The Line, Love Isn't Always on Time. | The Dury Building, Dunell Hills |
| Square! | Say Square, Brooke Hills |
| My milkshake brings all the ZOMBIES to the yard | Blaise General Hospital, Dulston |
| Clean towels $100 each | the Mountain Motel, Lerwill Heights |
| "Toolb0x0rz r0x0rz my b0x0rz" | Treweeke Mall |
| Save Me Jeebus | St Andrew's Church, West Boundwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted BARHAH? That like bingo or something? onto a wall. | The Holdway Museum Dulston |
| Klaatu barada nikto! nope does not work on zombies | St Helena's Hospital Roachtown |
| Wipe your feet! Your getting spleen on the carpet! | The Waish Building, Pescodside |
| Somebody has spraypainted you in the eyes. They grab you and duct tape you onto a wall. | Inside Rowley Boulevard Police Department. Pimbank |
| No one's inside... ignore the lights... | Outside the brightly lit the Pittman Building, Shore Hills |
| Hungry? Try new Cthu-loops. Tenticley goodness! | St. Ethelbert's Church, South Blythville |
| For a good time, call 1-800-4ZOM-BIE | Naylor Walk, Roftwood |
| Adopt-a-Zombie.com | A factory (78, 83), Scarletwood |
| 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 | Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank |
| If you see Mal Reynolds, tell him to go to 41,90 | Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank |
| Wounded is the deer that leaps highest (Someone's obviously a Nightwish fan!) | Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank |
| Elvis has left the building. | Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| My kingdom for a shotgun! | Milverton Place Police Department Kinch Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted a mouse hole onto a wall. | |
| Biatch Lane | Blatch Lane, Dartside |
| "That zombie prostitute was a rotten kind of cute.." | Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin... | Eason Library, Wray Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted a cock much bigger than yours is on the wall. | |
| Success is dying 10 times and standing up 11. | |
| My name is Blurredbrain2 and I have genital herpes | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted .llaw a otno onto your ass! | Pole Mall, West Grayside (I have no idea how they managed this) |
| 451!. | The Bradbury Library, Pimbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted with his sperm some strange white figures onto a wall. (Your spraycan hisses and runs out.) | Mitchem Mall, Vinetown |
| be sure to sanitize your needles before use. | The Went Building, Stanbury Village |
| The Dead Have Risen and are Voting Republican! (This is a refrence to The Simpsons episode "Sideshow Bob Roberts", the fifth episode of the sixth season.) | |
| Stop using the necronet to look at porn!!! | The Went Building, Stanbury Village |
| Somebody has spraypainted pi to 100,000 places onto a wall. | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a brick and chucked it at some jerks, it bouncs onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted "the zombies, in an attempt to kill them," onto a wall. | St Elisabeth's Hospital, East Becktown |
| "Ridleybank as The Candyland (i.e. The Gingerbread Men in their First Annual Candyland Party/Assault on the 22nd February 2006) viewable via the following link: http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/5581/candylandv22ss.png" | The Candyland, Ridleybank |
| "The cades on Latrobe go down, down, down..." | Latrobe Building, Darvall Heights |
| "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead." | a Factory, Roftwood |
| Zombie Sex Happens here - 'cades to pleasure | Josephine General Hospital, Penny Heights |
| Lumberjacks Against Necrophilia - 'cades to EHB | Josephine General Hospital, Penny Heights (next day) |
| a mokey performing fellatio on a cat. | Broadbelt Grove Police Department, Dunell Hills |
| Nintendo Wii line starts here | Luellin Towers, Scarletwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted a hole that zombies are trying to see through onto a wall. | Merchant Crescent Police Department, Shuttlebank |
| a zombie being eaten by a living fire station. | Sleeman Alley Fire Station, Hollomstown |
| a picture of Goto Maki in Bikini. | Broadbelt Grove Police Department, Dunell Hills |
| Somebody has spraypainted A Fake Door, Causing You To Walk Into It Comically onto a wall. | a warehouse, Hollomstown |
| Somebody has spraypainted their hair green, and are currently smearing feces onto a wall. | Caiger Mall, (19, 27), Chudleyton |
| A picture of Jesus as a woman. | St. Abraham's Church, Paynterton |
| When you're strange, no one remembers your name | Lightfoot Alley, Gatcombeton |
| Somebody has spraypainted A naked girl then jerked off and shot a load onto a wall. | the Gadd Motel, Darvall Heights |
| His Name is Robert Paulson! | |
| I now have 13 spray cans, and still no creativity | Eden Library, Chudleyton |
| George Bush's other boob. | (21, 25) |
| Living get in free! Humongoplex Box Office | Written on a cinema |
| Satan's Chapel - Death to all | |
| Be pure. Be vigilant. Behave? | |
| The rain is so soothing this time of year | |
| a cute anime chick with bells and ribbons. | Wheddon Auto Repair, Buttonville |
| Somebody has spraypainted the kettle black and nailed it onto a wall. | Forse Library, Williamsville |
| Somebody has spraypainted magma onto the floor. Scared, you climb onto a wall. | the Belsten Arms, Lerwill Heights |
| a memorial to steve irwin and a crying croc. | Bale Mall SW, Yagoton |
| My uncle lives here. Watch out, he's a perv. | the Uncles Building, Wray Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted my face and now everything's yellow. I shall pee onto a wall. | the Peerless Museum, Gibsonton |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie's head pink and nailed it onto a wall. | SW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted a completely inappropriate picture onto one of the larger gravestones. | a cemetery, Quarlesbank |
| Shop smart shop S-mart | the Curtis Arms, Wykewood |
| the script for Zombies on a Plane. | William Avenue Police Department, Shuttlebank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a Wile E. Coyote tunnel onto a ruined wall. | Wasteland, Osmondville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie with the VDO symbol and nailed it onto a wall | the Amis Building, Roftwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted illegibly onto a wall. | Holsgrove Row Police Dept, Yagoton |
| About time i got XP for writing crap. I should be an author. | Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| The Holy Grail is at the Castle of uuuurgh... | Fort Creedy, Peppardville |
| Lies! All lies! Norman does NOT dare! | Club Normandare, Jensentown |
| Vegan zombie: GRAAAAAIIIINS! | NW corner of Dowdney Mall |
| Somebody has spraypainted something that offends you deeply onto a wall. | The Armoury at Fort Perryn, Whittenside |
| Somebody has spraypainted his wong, and nailed it onto a wall | Outside numerous buildings in Earletown |
| Be embraced by your Younghusbands Arms' | the Younghusband Arms, West Grayside |
| Somebody has spraypainted a movie poster of MRH TAKES MANHATTAN onto a wall. | Vere Cinema, Roftwood |
| School Canceled Due To End Of The World | Greenaway Way School, Huntley Heights |
| 40% chance of hitting my ass! I missed it all! | McNally Crescent School, Kinch Heights |
| This place bores me. I'm leaving for Darth Mall. | SE corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Oh bother, said the borg, we've assimilated Pooh. | Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank |
| Dead Animals engage in knowing consent with marsupials | The Featherstone Library, Pescodside |
| Zombie Jesus Loves You...with Ketchup! | the Topleaf Building, West Grayside |
| Fox News says, 98% of zombies are Democrats! | St Andrew's Church (34, 3), West Boundwood |
| WARNING! CHER IS INSIDE! ENTER AT OWN RISK! | the Cherington Building, Wray Heights |
| Jesus is coming! Look busy... | Vimpany Auto Repair, East Boundwood |
| Note to Janitor: There is no hot water. Please fix. | Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville |
| Note from Janitor: Fix your own damn water. | Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville |
| What's bird flu compared to a zombie outbreak? | Russell Row, Peppardville |
| Dead Animals dig that infectious beat, er, bite. | Oram Walk Police Department, Gibsonton |
| 37 searches and all I got was this lousy spray can | Halsey Auto Repair, Stanbury Village |
| Beware ZOOMBIES: The Driving Undead | St Benedict's Hospital, Pitneybank |
| Beware of infection! Have only safe sex! | Catherine General Hospital (41, 16), Yagoton |
| You can check out any time you like... | The Dennis Motel, Owsleybank |
| 5 out of 10 zombies suffer from floppy dick | SE corner of Caiger Mall |
| Revive point rules are for sissies! Kill em all! | Last Road, Wray Heights |
| Dick Cheney attacks you for 10 damage | Gerrard Place Police Department (6, 17), Roywood |
| Dick Cheney hits you for 10 points of Damage | Chaffey Alley Police Department (74, 32), Heytown |
| Oh, look! A conceptual painting of a horsey! | the Horsey Museum (55,56), Shackleville |
| Gotta catch the mall! | NW corner of Caiger Mall, during the first Siege of Caiger Mall |
| Drink herbal tea, because proper tea is theft! | Houldenbank |
| C'mon guys, it's pronounced "boot"! | Butt Road Railway Station (22,23), Darvall Heights |
| yes it is, isnt it? | Silley Park, Darvall Heights |
| No room in hell? Try purgatory! | Boode Place Fire Station (62,89), East Grayside |
| Somebody has spraypainted a 'The opposite of Higheth Drive' onto a wall. | Loweth Drive, Hollomstown |
| Cant seem to even throw myself at death in Grayside | Whensley Auto Repair (59,86), West Grayside |
| Somebody has spraypainted a large invisible rabbit overshadowing Jimmy Stewart onto a wall. | Hervey Building (56,59), Stanbury Village |
| Zombie Nightmare! Starring Adam West & Tia Carrera | Terrell Cinema (56,69), Shackleville |
| Somebody has spraypainted an eye onto a wall. | Multiple places in Malton |
| Why Do You Wear That Stupid Man Suit? - From Frank | Multiple places in Spracklingbank |
| George Bush doesn't care about Undead People | the Parkinson Hotel (51,27), Shearbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted the answer to life, the universe, and everything onto a wall. | Marven Mall, South Blythville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a cat, and nailed it onto a wall. | Near Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted your car, and stapled a live kitten onto a wall. | Grimshaw Road Police Dept (62, 52), Roftwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. I repeat, somebody has spraypainted onto a wall. | The Fortune Building, Dunell Hills |
| This building is all you need | the Love Building, Pescodside |
| No more teachers, no more books... | On a whiteboard inside Custard Lane School, Darvall Heights |
| I must not eat my teacher.. | Lines on a whiteboard inside Dickinson Square School, Lukinswood |
| My land mass erupts with kittens | the Lee Building, Molebank |
| St. Isidore may be a zombie, but he is still good. | St. Isidore's Church, Darvall Heights |
| Og friend, og good dude, og dead, og now food. | Stadling Walk Police Department, Edgecombe |
| The gayest musuem in Malton | the Backholer Museum (90, 11), Pescodside |
| ...because Lesbian Tower was too liberal. | the Dike Building, Kempsterbank |
| only female zombies may out of the dike | the Dike Building, Kempsterbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a mural of friendly forest animals in a clearing onto a wall. | St Matthew's Hospital, Dartside |
| Feel disrespected? Find your local zombie! | Joachim Mall, Penny Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted somebody has spraypainted onto a wall onto a wall. | Vale Towers, Edgecombe |
| Somebody has spraypainted "detnaipyarps sah ydobemoS" onto a wall. (hint, read backwards.) | Borrer Street Police Department, Shearbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted his semen onto a wall. | Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted The Last 6 AP of Christ onto the 'now showing' board. | Coss Cinema (19, 33), West Becktown |
| I assure you we're closed | A bank in Dartside |
| Chuck Norris killed the CoL | Somewhere in or around Peppardville |
| 911 really IS a joke in this town! | Retallick Walk Police Department, Millen Hills |
| Evangelion Launch Ramp #5 - Civilians keep clear | the Simons Building, Gatcombeton |
| If you see Muad D'ib, tell him to go to (21, 97) | Tompson Mall, Lockettside |
| Everyone loves a slinky, even the undead | Grandon Place Police Department, Brooke Hills |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie with tartan paint onto a wall. | SW block of Giddings Mall, Pitneybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa onto a wall. | Style Building, Yagoton |
| Zombie Jesus saves...your brains until last!! | the Buckrell Building, Shuttlebank |
| Giddings : Zombie Spanking Center | NE corner of Giddings Mall |
| Somebody has spraypainted the complete works of William Shakespeare onto a wall. | SW block of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside |
| In Soviet Malton, ZOMBIE EATS YOU! | Boutcher Alley Police Dept, Pitneybank |
| Someone has spraypainted all over Mattiator's wiki suggestions, and burned them onto a wall. | Beaman Boulevard School, Pitneybank |
| Someone has spraypainted This virus is purely sexually transmitted | a factory, Peppardville |
| Quick! Get the door - It's The Shining Ones! | the Morrish Building, Pitneybank |
| Grab your sword and fight the horde! | Various Locations |
| WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE! | NE corner of Giddings Mall |
| Somebody has spraypainted an outline of a dead body onto a wall. | Harnap Bank, South Blythville |
| Come here for Zombie bukkake | Bant Park, Kempsterbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a blackboard onto a whiteboard | Keyford Grove School, Heytown |
| Even Zombies hate Creed | Blaxall Auto Repair, Pashenton |
| Somebody has spraypainted their beard and vomited onto a wall. | Mudford Plaza Police Department, South Blythville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a distraction for my kids so they can take ur cash onto a wall. | the Mayled Arms, Pescodside |
| look mom no head!! | the Devonshire Building, Jensentown |
| Somebody has spraypainted Julie Newman has nice tits onto a wall. (While playing my character, Julie Newman, I encountered this.) | Julie General Hospital, Wyke Hills |
| Its rude to talk about ladies like that. (Two days later, someone had changed it to this.) | Julie General Hospital, Wyke Hills |
| Don't worry, it's only a name | the Danger Building, Lockettside |
| All your base are belong to u-GRAAAAH! | Tompson Mall, Lockettside |
| Somebody has spraypainted the proof to Fermat's last theorem onto a wall. | NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| '4 8 15 16 23 42' every 108 minutes. | the Desmond Monument, Darvall Heights |
| SO, THESE TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BARHAH!... | A corner of Ackland Mall |
| Somebody has spraypainted into your eyes. Blinded, you smack your face onto a wall. | SE corner of Treweeke Mall |
| Under friendly fire? Get an appearance. Turban Dead. | the Lowther Building, Pitneybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted the meaning of life onto a wall. | Carpark, Spracklingbank |
| THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED! | NE corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Silly Zombies, Caiger is for Humans | NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted his hair blue, and the rest of it onto a wall | SW corner of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside |
| Somebody has spraypainted sucks, under some punk's name onto a wall | SE corner of Blesley Mall, Gulsonside |
| Switch to GEICO, and save 15% on your car insurance | The Morrish Building, Pitneybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted abstract murals in the vault, and other art onto a wall. | Albyn Bank, Peppardville |
| Subway: Eat Flesh! | NW corner of Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted over the tripe that some idiot previously sprayed onto a wall. | SW corner of Bale Mall, Yagoton |
| Mmmmm.... Bacon | Maney Lane Police Department, Dentonside |
| Flying monkeys last seen due east of here. | Bromley Auto Repair, Pitneybank |
| bury me face down so the undead can kiss my ass! | Millett Walk Fire Station, Spracklingbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted St D's Bar & Grill-EHB. Mr Socio's hand is nailed onto a wall. | St D's Bar & Grill (St. Dionysus's Church), Wyke Hills |
| Brains, the other other white meat | Bealey Boulevard School (66,7) |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie so thickly with paint it is now stuck onto a wall. | St. Laurence's Hospital, Edgecombe |
| MooMooMoo - I'm VooDoo cursing you! | Wheelhouse Auto Repair, Darvall Heights |
| Bad Wolf (Bad Wolf is a phrase secretly hidden in each episode of the first season of the new Dr. Who) | Teek Road, Darvall Heights |
| Dude, where's my car? | Holloms Auto Repair, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted zombie balls and stapled them onto a wall. | Caiger Mall, Darvall Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted "The Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin 1962 - 2006 onto one of the larger gravestones. | Cemetery (40, 12), Yagoton |
| Somebody has spraypainted in your face. Dumbfounded, you staple your finger onto a wall. | The Marfell Building, Shuttlebank |
| zombies are jerks | |
| 34 searches and all I got was this lousy spraycan | Dibbings Plaza Police Department, Williamsville |
| Wish someone would throw out these old newspapers! | St Patrick's Hospital, Dartside |
| I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue ... (You'll need to watch "Airplane") | Factory (5, 48), Owsleybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie blue, then with rebar, crucified it up onto a wall. | Rixon Plaza, Danversbank |
| how many newspapers to cure an infection?? | St. Alban's Hospital, Starlingtown |
| Somebody has spraypainted the secrets of the universe onto a wall. | the Craigie Building, Wyke Hills |
| Somebody has spraypainted the number you are thinking of onto a wall. | the Penning Building, Nixbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted Sic Semper Tyrannus! onto a wall. | Ford Cinema, Chancelwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted a wall onto a wall. | Pownall Alley, West Becktown |
| Gigli caused the outbreak. | Wawer Cinema, Kempsterbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a blue feather at it's base onto the monument. | The Christie Monument, Stanbury Village |
| Beware! Fag zombies want to chew on your dong | Gay Avenue, Shearbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted "Hug Me" onto a tree. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted your glans. Aroused, you ejaculate onto a wall. | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted the instructions to beat the game onto a wall. | Spicer Hills |
| Been shopping all week, STILL no Wii. | Blesley Mall, Gulsonside |
| Someone has spraypainted a spot-on depiction of a nuclear explosion onto a wall. | Midelton Crescent Police Department, Dulston |
| Dont have a C-section, man! | St. Bartholomew's Hospital, Pescodside |
| Somebody has spraypainted a picture of a zombie drooling on itself onto a wall. | Caswill Lane School, Ridleybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted something too long and boring to read onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted a pornographic rendering of your mother & a zombie onto a wall. | Club Hagan, Rhodenbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted A Door onto a wall. | Stickling Mall, Shearbank |
| Theres nothing like a Cuban. | Mist Cinema, Tollyton |
| Malton's newest game show who wants to be a zombie?! | Toms Road, Stanbury Village |
| Someone has spraypainted Unema bright pink and stuck him onto the wall. (Always nice to know your characters been having fun partying while you're asleep :P). | Traves Lane Police Dept, Roachtown |
| I fought the law, but the zombies won... | Veal Lane Police Dept, Ridleybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a stencil of the zombie pope onto a wall. | Suter Boulevard Police Dept, Ruddlebank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie bright orange, and glued him onto a wall. | Beare Avenue, Havercroft |
| Somebody has spraypainted a zombie pink and nailed it onto a wall. | SW corner of Tynte Mall, Pimbank |
| Someone has spraypainted 'Vengeance for Zul'jin!' onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted school's closed due to aids onto a wall. | Chaffie Lane School, Pescodside |
| One does not simply shuffle into Mordo...Malton... | |
| Somebody has spraypainted in your face, while spraying onto a wall. | Gatehouse of Fort Creedy, Pitneybank |
| Somebody has spraypainted These bitches don't know about my fireaxe onto a wall. | Halifax Auto Repair Buttonville |
| somebody has spraypainted spray this message twice to receive 10 exp | forgot the location |
| Somebody has spraypainted Kill the mutant! Burn the heretic! Purge the uncle across it. | Hebditch Drive Roftwood |
| Somebody has spraypainted Even in Malton, Sears Auto sells parts I dont need onto a wall. | Sears Auto Repair, Tollyton |
| Somebody has spraypainted Saint is good, but she'd still rather be President outside St. Hilary's Hospital | St. Hilary's Hospital, South Monroeville |
| Somebody has spraypainted Eat me, Romero! onto a wall | Thomas General Hospital, South Monroeville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a naked picture of Ashante onto a wall. | The Metcalfe Museum, Lerwill Heights |
| Somebody has spraypainted nothing so you decided to stick some Gum and stuff onto a wall. | Simeon General Hospital, Randallbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted you into the eyes and taped you onto a wall. | Forgot the location... |
| Somebody has spraypainted Grunge is DEAD onto a wall. | A cemetery, Wray Heights |
| sombody has spraypainted STOP! SCREWDRIVER TIME! onto a wall | Vines Plaza School, Shackleville |
| Somebody has spraypainted floor paint onto a wall. | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a gigantic phallic representation of Ghandi onto a wall. | Dowdney Mall, Santlerville |
| Somebody has spraypainted a picture of a human cutting off a zombie's head onto a wall. | the Pimm Building, Osmondville |
| Somebody has spraypainted 666 onto a wall. You suddenly come down with a headache, and butt your head onto a wall. | |
| Somebody has spraypainted Fnord onto a wall. You feel a vague uneasiness. onto a wall. | Athay Crescent Fire Station, Danversbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted BHN and Mercy - for the good of Vinetown! onto a whiteboard. | Vautier Place School, Crowbank |
| Somebody has spraypainted a long rant on the floor that starts spreading up onto a wall. | Inside a Warehouse, Greentown |
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