Lamport Hills/News Archive
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2016
April 5th
26.07 MHz: "3 Roamers in Lamport Hills, be careful on the streets. Shelter centered around the Lambley Building, welcome to all. Fuel, weaponary, safety, medical supplies. Those of us here work to keep this town safe and alive." --VVV RPMBG 06:01, 6 April 2016 (UTC)
March 13th
Ongoing restoration project has breathed new life into the suburb of Lamport Hills. The infection continues to stay at bay as more survivors find their way here and establish communities. -- Jingleberry
2014
August 17th
25.96 MHz: "... Lamport Hills looks clear ... several buildings with power ... infrastructure looks intact ..." (Yup, seems to be an infrastructure-intact ghost town). -- Jen T | SFHNAS | PK 14:00, 20 August 2014 (UTC)
August 13th
From scout of about half the buildings on suburb (mostly toward W and N), infrastructure intact and mostly empty. -- Jen T | SFHNAS | PK 08:46, 13 August 2014 (UTC)
2013
October
23rd October
- The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013 is in full swing! If your group is listed in this suburb's infobox, you should have received a message detailing how to confirm your activity. Please see this page for more information.
2012
March
March 15th
25.96 MHz: "... Lamport Hills looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... the Lambley Building is being held ..." --Clevin 21:38, 15 March 2012 (UTC)
March 4th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:46, 4 March 2012 (UTC)
2011
October
October 9th
25.96 MHz: "... Lamport Hills looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." (1 hour and 11 minutes ago) -- →Son of Sin← 16:13, 9 October 2011 (BST)
June
June 14th
"... thirty or so in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... no lights on down there ... heavy structural damage ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." Sukyanti 11:06, 14 June 2011 (BST)
May
May 20th
Survivors were repairing buildings and reviving people when The Dead came in and destroyed everything again. The Lambley Building, Adalbert General Hospital, Fenwyk Plaza and Grimstead Boulevard Police Department are among the ruined. -- Kittithaj 23:16, 20 May 2011 (BST)
May 17th
"... crossing Lamport Hills now, can see about forty down there ... mostly just small groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... most of the buildings are ruined ..." Sukyanti 20:59, 17 May 2011 (BST)
May 5th
"... about sixty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." Sukyanti 23:45, 5 May 2011 (BST)
February
February 7th
The great suburb group massacre has been completed for this suburb. As such, Imperial Guard Regiment 101, M.E.M.S., North West Free Thinkers, Zom/ and The Order of Dracula have been removed from the suburb listing.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:58, 7 February 2011 (UTC)
January
January 22nd
The Great Suburb Group Massacre has commenced. Check your group talk page to confirm what suburbs you are active in.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:02, 22 January 2011 (UTC)
January 12
Caught a message on the radio today; it mentioned Lamport Hills being overrun by a "wall of zombies". DPErny 03:13, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
2010
September
September 19th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." --Immortal 19:43, 19 September 2010 (BST)
August
August 20th
The Militant Order of Barhah came to town and removed all the unnecessary barricades. And ate. Again. Our thanks to the fine citizens of Lamport Hills for all the catered meals. Again. --Grogh 00:40, 20 August 2010 (BST)
July
July 25th
A lot of buildings are still ruined in Lamport Hills, but it looks like the area is being reclaimed. Counted just over a dozen zeds out there, and a few resource buildings have lights on. --Fiffy 404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF 02:38, 25 July 2010 (BST)
July 15th
The Militant Order of Barhah has ripped this place apart. Very little survives. --Grogh 01:10, 16 July 2010 (BST)
June
June 30th
External Military (25.96): "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... can't see a single ruined building ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:24, 30 June 2010 (BST)
June 28th
25.96 MHz: "... Lamport Hills looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Lambley Building is being held ..." -- Kittithaj 17:51, 29 June 2010 (BST)
June 18th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged though ... the Lambley Building is in bad shape ..." -- Kittithaj 23:10, 18 June 2010 (BST)
June 16th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 17:10, 16 June 2010 (BST)
May
May 2nd
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." -- Kittithaj 22:26, 2 May 2010 (BST)
April
April 12th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." -- Kittithaj 00:48, 13 April 2010 (BST)
April 10th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Lamport Hills ... a few outside Tozer Auto Repair ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 06:04, 10 April 2010 (BST)
April 5th
25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Lamport Hills, I've got thirty or so active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 15:55, 5 April 2010 (BST)
March
March 30th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... the Lambley Building is the only building with any lights on ... serious collateral damage ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 14:54, 30 March 2010 (BST)
March 21st
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Lamport Hills ... maybe a dozen outside Rolls Road Police Dept ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... the Lambley Building is being held ..." -- Kittithaj 23:13, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
January
January 18th
External Military: "... leaving Lamport Hills, counted thirty or so outside ... all stragglers, no groups ... several buildings with power ... some minor structural damage ..." Laitaine 14:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
- Updating danger level of Lamport Hills to Dangerous. Laitaine 14:58, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
January 15th
The GREAT_EASTSIDE_RP_CLEANUP begins today in Lamport Hills. Asheets 16:19, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
- External Military: "... about sixty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... heavy structural damage ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..."
January 10th
External Military Report: "... about sixty in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... can't see any signs of life ... most of the buildings are ruined ... the Lambley Building is out of action ...". Bogdan Radu 09:53, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
January 8th
External Military: "... maybe seventy in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... can't see any signs of life ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." Laitaine 06:34, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
2009
December
December 24th
There is no miracle. The Lambley Building fell at Christmas Eve. The whole suburb is now ruined and lifeless, with no human alive to celebrate the holy holiday. -- Kittithaj 19:07, 24 December 2009 (UTC)
December 23rd
The Lambley Building is still standing and powered. Its lights shine brightly like a beacon of hope, attracting the living and the dead alike. Now with 30 zombies attacking and barricades almost down, the building is going to need a Christmas miracle to survive, if it can last until Christmas, that is. -- Kittithaj 22:18, 23 December 2009 (UTC)
December 21st
The Southwest quadrant of the suburb is in bad shape. Many buildings, including Southall Mansion, are ruined. A few that still survive such as Adalbert General Hospital are left without power. -- Kittithaj 17:29, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
- 25.96 MHz: "... over a hundred in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... the Lambley Building is the only building with any lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ..."
- --Ryan Rocksmith 23:33, 21 December 2009 (UTC)
- UPDATE: Adalbert General Hospital was breached by a group of four zombies. This witness barely managed to escaped without a scratch. Others inside, however, aren't so lucky. The Lambley Building, the suburb's only Necrotech building, still has power. It also has 19 zombies attacking outside. Very Dangerous. -- Kittithaj 00:56, 22 December 2009 (UTC)
December 6th
25.96 MHz: "... thirty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..."--Laqueefa 13:30, 6 December 2009 (UTC)
December 3rd
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..."--Laqueefa 02:09, 4 December 2009 (UTC)
November
November 30th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 23:34, 30 November 2009 (UTC)
November 18th
25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Lamport Hills, I've got about forty active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 00:42, 19 November 2009 (UTC) (broadcast November 18)
Few scattered zombies here and there. There's been a few break-ins at Braddick, but nothing serious --Jojo The Test Monkey 19:43, 18 November 2009 (UTC)
October
October 27th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe fifty in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... the Lambley Building is being held ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 05:13, 27 October 2009 (UTC)
October 1st
NecroWatch has reported in from The Lambley Building with a scan showing 5 zombies at Courage Avenue, 4 at Grimstead Boulevard Police Department and 3 each at Church Square, Gainard Place Police Department, Tame Way School, The Rothwell Hotel and Ridyard Plaza. The remainder of the zombies wandering about were in singles and pairs. Total count: 39. --BLusk 05:05, 2 October 2009 (BST)
August
August 31st
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged though ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." --Rat of Steel 14:07, 31 August 2009 (BST)
August 29th
Advance elements of the zambah group, Batshit Insane, are currently moving into the suburb. Residents are advised to stock up on barbecue sauce in view of the anticipated shortage. --Winton 18:01, 29 August 2009 (BST)
August 21st
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." --Eve Amedeus 05:22, 21 August 2009 (BST)
August 13th
25.96 MHz: "... a couple of dozen in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." --Rat of Steel 16:40, 13 August 2009 (BST)
August 7th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe a dozen in Lamport Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." -- Kittithaj 19:41, 7 August 2009 (BST)
July
No report during this month. The suburb was considered Safe, though. Perhaps there was nothing interesting to report.
June
June 26th
25.96 MHz: "... a couple of dozen in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." --Rat of Steel 22:27, 26 June 2009 (BST)
May
May 31st
External Military: "... Lamport Hills is still active, thirty or so on the streets ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... power's on across most of the area ... infrastructure looks intact too ..." Laitaine 15:31, 31 May 2009 (BST)
- Based on the recent External Military Report, I am updating this Lamport Hills' Danger Level to Safe. Laitaine 15:43, 31 May 2009 (BST)
April
April 30th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." -- Kittithaj 15:30, 30 April 2009 (BST)
April 16th
The Lamport Hills Conferance has begun setting up generators in the resource buildings still powered down.
Dead Dudes, Philosphe Knights, 101st Imperial Guard, Lamport Brewmasters & Smith Arms Regulars are working together under the LHC to bring safety and secuirty to Lamport.--St Rafty 12:58, 16 April 2009 (BST)
April 13th
NecroWatch reported in from the Lambley Building. The scan revealed 63 zombies in the scanning range of the facility. Of those numbers, 13 zombies were at St. Henry's Hospital in Raines Hills, 7 zombies were at St. Dionysius's Hospital in Millen Hills, 6 zombies each were at the Braddick Building and the Harnett Building (Raines Hills), and 4 zombies each were at the Little Motel and Oatley Street (Chancelwood). The remaining zombies were scattered across the area in numbers of 1 to 3. -- -Alka Selzer- [ Talk - Map - Stuff ] 13:16, 13 April 2009 (BST)
April 2nd
The western area of the suburb has been wrecked, all buildings I could see were ruined with several ferals roaming around. Now dangerous, possible very dangerous. -- 
RoosterDragon 
17:43, 2 April 2009 (BST)
- 25.96 MHz: "... about sixty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Lambley Building is out of action ..." -- Kittithaj 15:20, 3 April 2009 (BST)
March
March 24th
25.96 MHz: "... flying over Lamport Hills, can see about sixty on the streets ... a horde of twenty or so outside Rolls Road Police Dept ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ..." -- Kittithaj 15:24, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
March 20th
25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... maybe a dozen outside Martha General Hospital ... lights are on across the suburb ... some minor structural damage though ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." -- Kittithaj 18:35, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
March 19th
NecroWatch reported in from the Lambley Building. A recent scan had revealed that there were 12 zombies within scanning range of the facility. Of these numbers, 3 zombies were at Steeds Bank, while 4 zombies were over at St. Dionysius's Hospital in Millen Hills. The remaining zombies, which numbered in the 1's and 2's, were scattered across the area and posed no serious threat to any other locations. --Mobius
March 15th
25.96 MHz: "... maybe seventy in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... some minor structural damage ... the Lambley Building is being held ..." -- Kittithaj 23:29, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
March 13th
NecroWatch reported in from the Lambley Building. A recent scan had revealed that there were 21 zombies within scanning range of the facility. Of these numbers, 6 zombies were at the Wheadon Museum and another 6 zombies were at the Braddick Building, while 2 zombies stood at the Courage Avenue revive point. The remaining detected zombies were each on their own and posed no serious threat to any other locations. --Mobius 12:34, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
February
February 27th
After weeks with no sightings, the following groups have been removed from the suburb listings:
If they are still active, please add them to the group list. Linkthewindow Talk 12:43, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
February 23rd
The Lamport Hills Conferance last night was once again made into a solid body for Lamport Hills groups. Brought together under Imperium supervision during the unification talks a period of intergration has now been put into place. Dead Dudes, 101st Imperial Guard and the Lamport Brewmasters are now in the process of amalgamating into a solid LHC for the people of Lamport. The talks went well and there was no interferance from any outside bodies.
Parties involved were clear to stress to the people of Lamport Hills that the LHC will still work for Lamport and its people. The Imperium only acting as a supporting body for this fledgling alliance.--St Rafty 15:47, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
February 16th
25.96 MHz: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... only a few buildings damaged though ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." -- Kittithaj 20:06, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
January
January 12th
Lamport Hills has returned to a sense of normality. Any buildings that are attacked are attacked by between 1-4 zeds. Casualties amongst weaker survivors are moderate while organised groups such as Dead Dudes and the 101st are killing the zeds to no losses.--St Rafty 14:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC) Tactical advice removed, see talk page Linkthewindow Talk 14:42, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
January 6th
All four police stations, all two hospitals, the only NecroTech building, the mobile phone mast, and the only mansion are barricaded and powered. Only one club is seen ruined. This suburb is definitely safe. -- Kittithaj 14:39, 6 January 2009 (UTC)
2008
December
Christmas!
External Military 25.96 MHz: "... about forty in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... serious collateral damage ... some survivor activity in the Lambley Building ..." --xoxo 12:11, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
December 5th
Most of the suburb is ruined, including all resource buildings. Changing status to Very Dangerous.--Scott Timewell 05:18, 5 December 2008 (UTC)
October
October 30th
All is quiet. Apart from the constant tap tap tapping on our main door it seems that the zeds are away. Which worries me. No scout reports of recent...infact I've heard nothing for a while. We seemed to have got the attention of a group of zombies who once a week try to break into the Arms but...to no avail, they are beaten back. I wonder what will come of Lamport Hills over the next year...
The weathers icy again. I sent out orders throughout the Eastern part of Lamport to our faithful citizens to conserve their fuel supplies and not happily burn it away to keep warm. The cold killed more then the zeds were responsible for last winter. I sit here with a pile of books at my side. I recieved them from the knights two years ago. I must have read them many times. It keeps the mind active.
We're nearly out of beer at the Arms. Spirits are nearly out. We've resorted to moonshine and are growing potatoes on the roof jsut to tryand make vodka. Dikki says he knows how...we doubt him. One of the Communist Marines is back in Lamport. Its caused quite a stir politcally but behind closed doors its always good to see old comrades. Im so conscious of the temperature dropping. Outside of Lamport I'm sure Englands cities are preparing for yet another Christmas...we sometimes get the odd radio broadcast from out of the city before the Military cut it off. I'm sure they taunt us.
Theres that damn be blasted banging on the door again.'' --St Rafty 15:14, 30 October 2008 (UTC)
October 25th
Lamport Hills is currently in a state of confusion. Zed levels are moderatly low with only minor break ins in uninhabited districts of the suburb been barely noticed let alone reported to the various groups.
Dead Dudes under Dikki and St Rafty have begun to re-organise slowly and are starting to reclaim the East of Lamport to try and some way unite the survivors in the district and orgnaise them so they can better defend their own safe houses.
The Smith Arms regulars still have a nominal number of core players and seem to keep the mobile mast and Martha operational with continuin success.
Resource buildings are rarely garrisoned denying the zeds their food. Though this is more down to coincidence then any survivor planning.
Zed forces appear feral in nature and dispersed. It seems that all of Lamport is recovering from its last going over by the zeds. --St Rafty 22:55, 25 October 2008 (BST)
October 24th
After a long struggle between the various zombie hordes and survivors trying to recalim their homes, things have finally settled into some sense of normality in Lamport Hills. Zombie numbers have dwindled, with most hunting lone buildings in groups of between three and five. Three of the Resource points are standing, but two have power. However, much of the suburb is still in ruins, with neither survivors or zombies able to gain the upper hand. --ItemfinderDeluxe 10:25, 24 October 2008 (EST)
September
September 24th
At least 82 zombies on the streets. Only the single NecroTech is powered. Of the remaining Tactical Resource Points, 3 are ruined, and none have power. --Funt Solo QT 
01:18, 24 September 2008 (BST)
September 19th
Most of Southeast Lamport is overrun by zombies. The Lambley Building NT and Grimstead PD are both ruined and occupied by zeds. --Wastoid 17:05, 19 September 2008 (CST)
September 4th
Things are mostly quiet in Lamport Hills at the moment. Scattered zombies are still around, but mostly in small (less than 5) groups. Lamport Hills survivor group Dead Dudes are spearheading the effort to rebuild in the east and help out their fellow Lamportians whenever possible. A new group, the 57th ADMI North Group has moved into the suburb recently and taken up residence in the Braddick Building. --Wast0id 18:13, 4 September 2008 (BST)
August
August 14th
After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.
If any of these groups are still active, please add them again. --Adavastor 22:24, 14 August 2008 (BST)
July
July 28th
Lamportians rejoice! Dead Dudes have secured the South with the aide of her 23rd IST allies. There is still a zed threat but syringes and ammunition can now be sourced generally every day. Keep figh Lamportians and enlist in the DD Home Guard or join Dead Dudes and any of her allies to fight for Lamport!--St Rafty 08:27, 28 July 2008 (BST)
July 23rd
To all Lamportians that are still left in the fight the 23IST are still going strong we have all our members active an our at our HQ, once we are organized we will offer revives at all the Lamport revive points we will also be broadcasting on the Dead dudes/ Lamport Alliance radio (28.52) everyday day to co-ordinate plans and securing our suburb once again, we will not fall and we will not surrunder! --Arthurian 22:45, 23 July 2008 (BST)
July 22nd
Dead Dudes pamphlets can be seen rolling down the blood flecked streets of South Lamport. The majority of them are from the DD Ministry of Interior reading:
"Calling all Lamportians! The LHC fell to ruin months and months ago. The new Alliance needs firm belief and foundation to work! Under the banner of a united Lamport Hills fight! Fight for the liberation of our homeland against the filthy invader! United we shall crush them!"
Additionally the zombie prescence has increased with many important Lamport monuments been merely swept aside. --St Rafty 23:16, 22 July 2008 (BST)
July 20th
The Sidney Arms has fallen with almost 20+ zeds inside and out, alot of fallen brethren. The rest of the surronding area seems pretty bad too trying to get support from cancelwood and take back the arms Lamport Hills allaince members should try to get intouch with eachother to reorganize a.s.a.p. and status of Lamport Hills should be changed to orange just for now --Arthurian 13:52, 20 July 2008 (BST)
July 18th
The Grimstead Boulevard Police Department has fallen and there are six zombies outside. I think the Lambley Building is down aswell, but I'm not sure. There were eleven zombies outside so I had to leave the area fast. --XterrorX 21:47, 18 July 2008 (BST)
July 17th
I've just made a short trip through the neighborhood and saw atleast 20/30 zombies. Not much damage to the buildings; saw only 2 ruined. More worrying is the fact that zombies are starting to gather outside important buildings, like Grimstead, Adalbert and Lambley. --XterrorX 20:01, 17 July 2008 (BST)
July 14th
Dead Dudes strength has risen. With the return of their leader Dikki and other old members they have begun to re-organise groups in Lamport Hills and have begun aggressive tactics with the undead. Lamport Hills holds its breath. Several break ins reported but majority by small undead groups. These groups are been engaged and terminated. --St Rafty 19:31, 14 July 2008 (BST)
July 9th
Zombie break ins near the westside about 20 zombies a few ruined buildings. I recommend moving lamport up to yellow. --Pothead66 13:25, 9 July 2008 (BST)
June
June 22nd & 23rd
- I can confirm that most of them have been dispatched, but apparently there are a groupof about 40-50 heading this way. I am curently checking up on this. --Nilef 21:24, 23 June 2008 (BST)
- Some Zed activity in the area in which the Grimstead Boulevard Police Department and the The Lambley Building are located. They've breached the baricades in the latter building four times allready. The surrounding buildings have also been attacked but are holding out. I think there are 10/15 Zeds in the whole area and 5/10 dead bodies. --XterrorX 21:14, 22 June 2008 (BST)
June 21st
The Lamport survivors group are finally back after a short term of absence from their leader; Me (*Cough*, akward). Anyhow, people who want to sign up and kick zombie ass, head on over to our Page. Remember, The LSG needs you. --Nilef 17:56, 21 June 2008 (BST)
June 5th
Lamport Hills is very calm and brightly lit at the moment. Most structures are powered and some important buildings are equiped with radio transmitters. Most buildings are also very well barricaded. There's only one problem: Not enough fuelcans (unless you travel to Millen Hills). --XterrorX 18:51, 5 June 2008 (BST)
June 1st
It seems the Imperium has entered the suburb. While no zombies seem to be found, the infection can be found inside. Anyone wanting to talk with them, they can be found at Adalbert. -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 19:21, 1 June 2008 (BST)
May
May 9th
Reconnaisance indicates that there is limited zombie presence in Lamport Hills again: no major horde in the suburb, and although power levels are low, many buildings are well barricaded. Updated suburb status to orange, but could probably be yellow.--JFX 16:20, 9 May 2008 (BST)
April
April 24th
Extinction returned to fair Lamport Hills in force the last day and with the help of large numbers of local feral zombies have quickly overwhelmed the tentative restoration efforts of survivors across the suburb. From Rolls Road PD to the Lambley NT and all tactical resource points in between, barricades are being torn down and the scattered town defenders are being torn limb from limb in a gruesome re-enactment of the carnage earlier this month. Any remaining residents are advised to keep active and mobile lest they meet the same grisly fate as their unfortunate compatriots. --Zeug 05:07, 24 April 2008 (BST)
April 7th
Adalbert Hospital was just overwhelmed by a horde of 40 feral zombies and a mobile Extinction Squad with the defenceless wounded and medical staff alike mauled to death in a grotesque undead feeding orgy simply far too horrible to describe. The LSG Headquarters on the town's northern border lies in ruins with the leadership presumably either dead or fled leaving behind them scores of innocents huddled in what is soon to become a ruined wasteland of the lurching dead.--Zeug 08:10, 7 April 2008 (BST)
April 6th
Lamport Hills Crisis: The Rolls Road PD survivor stronghold has been ruined by Extinction and an increasingly large horde of ferals who have eaten their way through over 100 valiant defenders in the last 36 hours and now threaten to rampage through the town's SW. Meanwhile the growing hordes of The Dead have quickly ruined the whole of SE Lamport including Gainard Place Police Department and are nearing the town center while also striking north to take Fenwyk Plaza PD. No public statement has as yet been released by the LSG Defence Committee concerning the unfolding disaster and it is feared that they may have already been eaten alive! --Zeug 18:59, 6 April 2008 (BST)
April 5th
Extinction and a large number of feral friends have been laying siege to Rolls Road PD and Maria Hospital while keeping its Sheppard needle factory ruined just over the border in the suburbs south west while the hordes of zombies that recently smashed through the center of East Boundwood have entered west Lamport Hills. Meanwhile Lambley NT in the towns SE has just been ruined by a large horde of zombies and fair Lamport Hills is now caught in a perfect zombie storm convergence that threatens to very quickly ruin everything in sight. Residents are advised that the nearest more or less functional revive factory is the Hawksley NT in far south Millen Hills near the reviving Stickling Mall, both currently held by a few exceptionally brave souls. --Zeug 04:30, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Update: Martha General Hospital has been ruined by Extinction and a horde of ferals whose undead attention is now lurching towards the beleaguered Rolls Road Police Department.--Zeug 12:37, 5 April 2008 (BST)
Update: Both Gainard Place Police Department and Grimstead Boulevard PD have fallen. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fletcher Price (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
Update: Zombies massing in the South Eastern Corner —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zedhunter (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
Update: Gainard Place Police Department is ok we are heavily barricaded we havent fallen yet. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by JustinL92 (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
April 4th
Groups of zombies are in almost every nonbarricaded area I have been to, either find a safe place or get out. The police deparments are still barricaded and are being used as fortresses and are immpossible to enter without free running. Nillocnroh 03:55, 5 April 2008 (BST)
April 3rd
There has been a big increase Zombie activity in this area as of late so buckle down the windows and prepare for a sedge. There has also been a great deal of PKers detected in this area for some time now, and has been growing so be carefull out there and watch who come into your buildings.
Zombie horde 190+ massing in lower east corner. This suburb should be upgraded to Very Dangerous. PKer activity occurred in The Lambley Building. PKers are pretending to be bounty collectors - so check the rapsheets on victim and assaulter in any PK activity you witness. --Toner Low 21:04, 3 April 2008 (BST)
I have updated the danger level, i have barley escaped a PKer, LSp base has been attacked, andwe have had to flee to another location for the time being--Nilef 21:56, 3 April 2008 (BST)
April 1st
With the fall of Sheppard NT just over the town's SW border both Rolls Road PD and the adjoining Martha General Hospital are coming under increasing zombie attack. The barricades are holding although several break ins have occurred at the Hospital and revives are no longer as readily available at the Southall Mansion RP as they were just 24 hours ago. --Zeug 10:55, 1 April 2008 (BST)
This suburb is very over-caded. I spent more than 30 AP points looking for a building I could enter and was lucky enough to find a place to stay with my last point. I saw several other survivors in the streets that may have been less fortunate than I. --Irioth 18:18, 1 April 2008 (BST)
March
March 31st
External Military: "... nearly a hundred in Lamport Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Lambley Building is being held ..."--Scott Timewell 00:26, 1 April 2008 (BST)
March 30th
Lamport survivors group Is now open and ready for anyone who wants to join. Could somone help us find an image as well, thanks--Nilef 20:50, 30 March 2008 (BST)
March 26th
Southall Mansion RESCUE point has fallen, reports of several 50+ zombie hoards in various blocks around Southall Mansion. I think they are coming for Rolls Road Police Dept and Martha General Hospital --Roybatty666 18:37, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
March 20th
Rolls Road Police Dept is powered and extremely heavily barricaded if you have a radio there is a transmitter there set to 27.45 MHz, also Martha General Hospital is powered and extremely heavily barricaded with 3 Zombies outside. Southall Mansion has a few Zs' wandering about but I believe that it falls under RESCUE and is a revive point so reconsider capping them inside the building.
After some limited scouting it appears that the Lamport Hills agreed Barricade plan is not being fully adhered to as many buildings that are meant to be free running entry points are being barricaded above Heavily Barricaded level. --Roybatty666 20:39, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
March 17th
Most of this suburb is rebuilt but under constant threat from survivors being spread too thinly. PDs are up and running but Fenwyk isn't well barricaded, and Adalbert Hospital has 7 zombies outside tearing down barricades. Not a safe suburb at all, but certainly not a lost one. --Rawry 22:34, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
Big thanks to Nurf for building up the barricades in Fenwyk PD, you were in and out like Santa at Christmas. Any news on Martha General Hospital? --Roybatty666 22:49, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
--It was powered and had no zombies outside as of last night at least, though might have changed since then. --Rawry 08:42, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
March 16th
Fenwyk Plaza Police Dept has been retaken and rebuilt and needs assistance to bring up to the aggreed barricade aggreement level. Resident zombies are being cleared out (1 remains). --Roybatty666 20:48, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
March 5th
Lamport survivors group are born. We will attempt to recapture Lamport and hold off attacks for as long as possible. Anyone who can help, come to the Shennan building in Lamport between the hours of 4:30-5:00pm GMT. We shall be there most days. We'd appreciate it if someone would help us fend off attacks from surrounding buildings and build up the Shennan building.
- Can you provide a contact please? (P.S. I tidied your post a bit I hope you don't mind.)--Mr E Hyde 15:55, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Agreed any contact info and has the LSG been setup? How do I join? http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1186287 --Roybatty666 20:48, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
1. Ok I shall, My account is Nile Frater, ill put a link up in a minute
February
February 23rd
Suburb looks devastated.--The Envoy 16:46, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
February 17th
Lamportians can find revives inside Southall Mansion in the South-West of the suburb. Survivors are urged to aid in the defense of the neigbouring Necrotech Building. MiniGemmel*B-Town Boyz 17th February 2008
January
January 29th
Lamport Hills Conference Statement: At around 1200-1300hrs GMT 0, The Lamport Brewmasters joined LHC. Bringing Group strength to six groups and 55 members. --St Rafty 23:06, 29 January 2008 (UTC)
January 24th
The Militant Order of Barhah has swept though Lamport Hills and has massacred everything in site. Most buildings are ruined, most survivors are dead, and most Militant Order of Barhah members are having a grand time :D.Oh and zombies are everywhere.--Zaphord 04:32, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
January 17th
Lamport Hills Conference Statement: At around 2200-2300hrs GMT 0, St Rafty, Leader of Dead Dudes Remnant and Remody, 101st Imperial Guard Regiment ended talks on the 101sts membership of the Lamport Hills Conference. As of this moment the 101st are now members of the Lamport Hills Conference which includes, Dead Dudes; Dead Dudes Remnant; Dead Dudes Home Guard (City Wide); Smith Arms Regulars; 101st Imperial Guard Regiment; --St Rafty 23:32, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
January 14th
Dead Dudes Statement: Recently it has come to the attention of some of us that a group known as the Lamport Hills Brewmasters are perceiving us as Nazis. Firstly Dead Dudes, Dead Dudes Remnant and the Dead Dudes Home Guard city wide condemn these allegations. During the time of Extinctions rise it was the Lamport Hills Conference which Dead Dudes founded that helped co-ordinate the defence and reclamaition of Lamport Hills. A democratic group made up of Lamport Hills Leadership. Dead Dudes are a Nationalist Lamportian affiliate. Meaning they support the conservation of Lamport Hills History and culture at any cost. So whoever put BNP up in the arms really doesnt get the idea of RP. Where we may be naationalist group, that prides itself on accepting Lamportians into its ranks. It has always been Dikkis vision to seek mutual co-operation between the LHC member groups for the common good and goal of the removal of the zed threat.
Additionally to all group leaders in Lamport. Namely the 23rd and 101st and CMC. The LHC is reforming. Send representatives to the Braddick Building where a new treaty is to be worked out. Philosphe Knights. If your still alive. Your more then welcome.
1219hrs GMT +0 At the Braddick Building. LtBogdan of the Smith Arms Regulars and St Rafty of the Dead Dudes have signed a new Lamport Hills Conference document. It contains the same bills and rights as before. All member groups are independant, but focus resources, man power and co-ordinate attacks and defense. An SAR member reported that we may have company soon. So to all groups in Lamport Hills. LHC works, the older groups know this. Join us at the Braddick Building to put your name down.
January 11th
The Drama Club performed Apocalypse Now at The Sidney Arms by request of Dikki of the Dead Dudes. The troupe performed for the 2 survivors and 2 zombies present. Bootlegs of shows are available at the Drama Club page. Interested parties can book show through the Drama Club Booking page.
January 3rd
Just heard from a friend who is in Grimstead Boulevard Police Department. The PD is currently under attack from a relatively small group of zombies but nearby buildings have all been ruined with zed numbers on the rise. Escape can be found for the more fortunate people by going southeast into Raines Hills. - Mark Peregrine
January 2nd
Martha General Hospital is being attacked by zombies, barricades at Very Strong. Zombies: 7 zombies inside,13 zombies outside and 8 zombies in the surroundings. --Lithedarkangel 15:36, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
January 1st
Combined Sanitarium and Lebende Tote zombies have trashed Rolls Road Police Department and have ended their pub crawl in Lamport Hills. Now they move on... thank you Lamport Hills. We will be back soon! --Talunex 21:26, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
2007
December
December 23rd
Combined Sanitarium and Lebende Tote zombies have trashed The Lambley Building. THERE. MUST. BE. PAI!
December 15th
Sanitarium have begun the seventh leg of their tour. If you give up your PAI you won't be harmed... much... --Talunex 20:34, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
December 5th
The Grimstead PD rarely has lights. And is there some reason why the NT building has no generator? I'm trying to get it powered, but have had no luck finding a generator. Any help in keeping these fairly important buildins lit, the NT building moreso than the PD, would be appreciated.--Tosca 16:55, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
November
November 24th
External Military report: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lambley Building has power ..." (broadcast approx midnight, Malton Time) --WanYao 04:53, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
November 16th
Another External Military report for everyone: "... maybe a dozen in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lambley Building has power ..." --WanYao 05:02, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
November 11th
External Military report: "... twenty or so in Lamport Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Lambley Building ..." --Vandurn 01:25, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
October
October 30th
Drama Club staged a performance of "Army of Darkness" at The Sidney Arms by request of Conan2 as part of their Border Tour of Malton. The group is traveling clockwise around the border suburbs of Malton with one show in each suburb. Today they performed for the 8 survivors here. See their group page for performing groups, schedules and booking information.
October 4th
For a while Lamport has been queit. Dead Dudes have for the most part hung up their arms and taken to rebuilding Lamport with the aid of the LHC associated groups and other groups. Zed threat is tiny and newer survivors are having a field day.
Lamport Hills Conference has somehwat slowed down. Member groups consolidating their zones of influence and "digging in" using routine patrols.
New groups in the area (T.E.S.S. for a good example) should find a member of the 101st, 23rd IST, Communist Marine Corps, Dead Dudes) and open up diplomatic relations. TESS seem to have encroached on the North. Meaning now the whole of Lamport is occupied by groups.
We watch on at Chancelwood as their war continues...
--St Rafty 01:08, 4 October 2007 (BST)
Lord Thistlewick is a player killer currently hunting in Lamport Hills. Last Known pos was Frankham. Dead Dudes and LHC are asked to hunt down and kill. Rewards a plenty.
--St Rafty 16:44, 4 October 2007 (BST)
September
September 14th
With what seems to be a lull in the fighting, members of LHC with other un affiliated survivors have begun now to light up Lamport Hills. The majority of buildings in the South, Centre and some the NE are repaired. The use of combat patrols is making it increasingly difficult for zeds to exist. However some survivors have over caded large areas, and survivors are using more and more AP on just one patrol finding and exit they can return to.
In other news it appears that the cucumber race will start on the 20th. All citizens who want to take part this year must carry one syringe on them. The purpose, the first Lamportian to push their cucumber from the Sidney Arms to the Smith Arms wins! No throwing people... --St Rafty 19:00, 14 September 2007 (BST)
September 10th
Dead Dudes and a few affiliated survivors have begun operations to bring power and radio to the Lamportians who are still in Lamport Hills. Refugees from the attack are also beginning to return. However it seems clear that there is still a zed presence that can only be described as feral. When asked if Chancelwood could expect assistance from the West Dead Dudes did not comment. Preferring to move on to another subject. In fact on the streets Lamportians seem content. The attack has left LHC in control of Lamport Hills, there is no in fighting though a bar brawl at the Sidney Arms is no doubt a common occurrence. Dead Dudes ask that if your un affiliated in Lamport Hills make yourself known at either the Smith or Sidney Arms. People are reminded to carry out combat patrols and report zed numbers to their survivor kameraden. --St Rafty 16:14, 10 September 2007 (BST)
September 8th
Central and Southern Lamport Hills has been repaired and re-occupied by LHC liberation forces. All Lamportians are asked for the time been to stick to the Chancelwood border and to stick around LHC command centres. These can be found in the NE, E and SE of Lamport Hills. --St Rafty 06:44, 8 September 2007 (BST)
September 7th
Dead Dudes not once rose to defend their actions by explaining themselves. Thus, no information was ever recieved. Many a person outside of Lamport called their tactics rash, and unorthodox. Yet, after Operation Eagle apperently fell through, Dead Dudes, Communist Marine Corps, 23 IST and the Smith Arms Regulars have now began to process of repairing Lamport. The DD standard flies high, and the lights are once again on. So I say to my fellow Lamportians this! Light Up Lamport, re-install the generators and cry out your faith to the LHC cause. We are back, and now more then ever we are taking the fight to the Zombie scourge! Dont hid behind your barricades! Get out there and fight! We fought in the ruins of Chancelwood and we managed to claim a minor victory. But the zeds have not won yet. Lamport Hills is OUR home.
Zed levels are still hight but slowly but surely we are making an impact. Survivors! This is a abttle that is yet to be decided! Join the fight! --St Rafty 13:10, 7 September 2007 (BST)
September 2nd
Lamport Hills is a ruin of buildings. The Lamportian Death Toll is apperently peaking close to the hundreds. Many of the more organised groups have left or were killed and broken up many days earlier. Some have gone south, others furthur east knowing Chancelwood would be next. It seems that Lamportians still alive in Lamport are wary of the occupation forces. Knowing neither to trust them, or to flee after the LHC. The horde however seems to have moved on. The Extinction zone is growing, its territory moving forwards as a sea of red. Lamport is empty, save for the dead and crazy brave.
August
August 31st
Dead Dudes HQ was ransacked and turned into a ruin. Reports from survivors state weapons were missing even after 20-30 rounds. Looking at the horrific death toll and wounds dished out to DD members, many have started to call into question certain things.
Dead Dudes vows to return to Lamport Hills. DD Abwehr is reportedly in fits of insanity as it seems that the zeds arn't in fact the reason Lamport Hills was given such a shock, but in fact the groups of un-orgnanised survivors who didnt heed the calls to fight on the Western Front. One by one pockets of resistance are been silenced. Lamport Hills Conference tried to organise a collaberated defence. The spur in the wheel of liberty was from human kind itself.
If survivors dont get thier act together and start working together then the zeds will control this half of Malton in one-two months. All this talk about a survivor pocket is b/s, look at how so many survivors fought (or fled) The zeds are orgnanised, well lead and are bloody brutal in their attacks. Either people shape up, or the next burb will be wasted.--St Rafty 00:44, 31 August 2007 (BST)
THIS IS TO ALL LAMPORTIANS!!! DO NOT FAULTER EVEN THOUGH MANY OF US ARE LEAVING OUR HOME FOR A SAFER PLACE AND MANY OF US HAVE FALLEN WE WILL STILL FIGHT!! WHILE EVEN ONE OF US DRAWS BREATHE THE SPIRIT OF LAMPORT WILL STILL LIVE ON!!! WE WILL NOT BE LEAVING OUR HOME SOON WE WILL RETAKE IT OFF THE ZED SCUM AND WE WILL WIN!!! *CHEERS* --Caliga 00:59, 31 August 2007 (BST)
Lamportians are advised to head East. If you meet any LHC representative, from Dead Dudes, 101st IG, 23 IQ Rgt, Smith Arms Regs you are to hang tight with them if you want your home back. This ends now.--St Rafty 03:30, 31 August 2007 (BST)
- It would seem that the tide of horror sweeping in from the so called "Extinction Zone" to the west has also swept much of Lamport Hills into ruin and is now approaching the border with Chancelwood. This is indeed a clarion call to not only residents of this fine town but to all Survivors of Malton - coordinate your efforts for the Zombies are on the march. --Zeug 09:24, 31 August 2007 (BST)
- The problem is that a lot of survivors are fortifying there home suburbs far from the front line. Instead of going to fight in the burbs that are next in the wave of death.--Firequag 17:13, 31 August 2007 (BST)
- Also survivors are staying behind the high walls. Never rallying out to deal some damage. The some idiot goes and fortifys the building screaming "the horde is coming" so what? I know recently allot of survivors have fallen vicitim to Zed bugs and weapon bugs (funny how they always help the zeds) but al lwe need to do is keep on the offensive. There were not many zeds in Lamport, with regards to the fact we could of slowed them down. But to what purpose, no one would of come to help. --St Rafty 17:33, 31 August 2007 (BST)
Hmmm .. DD Abwehr begins to draw up plans for operation Eagle. With the whole of Lamport now under infiltrated attack...the noose apperently tightens...A "Falaise Gap" but how can a noose tighten around nothing... A hint to the Zombie scum, remember what happned at Stalingrad... Lets see .. I remember the Germans failed to retreat from Stalingrad when they should have, and were slaughtered. And here, another German (Abwehr) keeps attempting to tell folks to fight, fight, fight even as that suburb was surrounded, and everyone is being slaughtered. Sound familiar??? Remember the Zombies are Red covered in the blood of all their victims. And once more, the Reds have crushed a group that failed to retreat when they should have. The Zombies didn't forget Stalingrad my dear Abwher ... you did.
You'll see...we were not on about the German point of view. Im not going to give anything away. Just perhpas a hint for all of you zed players, "Operation Uranus" Oh thought I will admit to the zed players on a battle well fought. Your organised and doing extreml;y well for yourselves. Just a think allot of it has to do with unaffilaitied survivors and thier stupidity. Alas not to worry.
August 30th
Survivors are recommended to take disinformative and discouraging propaganda by presumably pro-zombie news reporters with a pinch of salt. For example Lamport Hills is still not entirely in ruin, as appeared to be the inference of some news reports yesterday. Survivors are advised to think twice before abandoning further ground to advancing zombie hordes, based on their advice--Crabappleslegalteam 13:38, 30 August 2007 (BST)
The NT is all but gone. Survivors who are still alive are encouraged to flee to a safer suburb. It is clear that any attempt to retake the suburb from within will be futile. --Karlito T Milk 02:43, 30 August 2007 (BST)
- Edited to correct date --Tom Thumb 03:15, 30 August 2007 (BST)
August 29th
DD Abwehr begins to draw up plans for operation Eagle. With the whole of Lamport now under infiltrated attack...the noose apperently tightens...A "Falaise Gap" but how can a noose tighten around nothing... A hint to the Zombie scum, remember what happned at Stalingrad...
In other news, DD education programs have been issued to local Lamportian Children.
--St Rafty 14:02, 29 August 2007 (BST)
August 28th
Obviously Lamport looks ruined --Conan2 12:42, 29 August 2007 (BST)
August 28th
Extinction from the north, The RRF from the south, unasociated ferals from all sides, and the Feral Undead pulling up the rear; Lamport Hills will be a SNAP!!! Survivors, prepare for total annahalation! BoboTalkClown 01:03, 29 August 2007 (BST)
- Two quotes (first ingame, second from forums) seem to sum up the situation facing Lamportians...
- 1.Remody said "But our first priority should be to clear the NT. I've fought Extinction, and won, before. We need to secure the NT's or we've already lost. Our revive point is already swarming but make sure to scan first extinction likes to seed revives with rotters..."
- 2.Lukahn: I want to eat him. Again and again and again.
- --Tom Thumb 02:21, 29 August 2007 (BST)
Note -- looks like that whole August 03 2007 ceasefire went really well. Lets give a round of applause to the survivors who negotiated the ceasefire! --Wke235 04:01, 29 August 2007 (BST) WTF It was between LHC and PK not the fracking zeds. Read next time!
August 27th
Undead population on the rise particularly in lower LH. Survivors are warned to take whatever preperations are needed to either defend themselves or leave. While it is not known whether EXTINCTION is planning to continue their devastation into Lamport Hills, survivors can expect some fall out from their devastation of East Boundwood. As one hopeful survivor was quoted as saying " I can't see it happenning here, I mean how much can the undead eat anyway?" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mr Z (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.
August 16th
Lamport forum set up by DD all lamport groups can talk here about lamport problems, zed counts and alliance talk and general chat.http://lamportians.proboards80.com --Dikki 11:49, 16 August 2007 (BST)
August 3rd
The meeting went well, with a ceasefire in effect and a treaty of "co-existance" signed upon by Philosphe Knights and Dead Dudes (on behalf of Lamport Hills Confrence)
The Mansion is now under discussion and new plans for Lamport are been nailed down. PK - LHC hostilities have ended, and to be honest, in most ways, never even began.
This is a HISTORIC day for Lamport Hills. Lamport Hills can now be made a centre of education and learning, and the LHC and PK Co-Existance treaty looks solid.
DD have made it clear, that ANY hostile action in the mansion will be dealt with.
If ANY member of ANY group engages a PK in the mansion, any DD members present will aid there PK friends.
Key to all these events however is that Lamport Hills is now safe from human problems, and the war upon the undead can now carry on.
DD has also set up an Abwehr department. Lamportians are seeing more and more DD propoganda in the South.
August 2nd
A meeting to be held at the usual Lamport Allaince Conference centre is scheduled for 2000hrs between Primarily DD and PK with CN, 23IST and CMC delegates.
The meeting is what many see as a "last chance" for peace in Lamport Hills. PK members murdered many members of Lamport Hills groups, most notibly at the mansion and DD HQ. The DD HQ attack was totally unprovoked. As such, DD declared a man hunt for meatballking of the PKs.
A ceasefire is now in effect between the LA and PK. The chacnes of the Ceasefire staying in effect long term are high, but anything other then that, along the lines of Allaince for mutual co-operation will be in discussion but are viewed as unlikely. PKs motives and what they stand for are conflicting and some of them, "morally unjust"
July
July 20th
Clan Nosferatu has moved in the area and secured the Southall Mansion with the help of the local residents and members of the Lamport Hills Conference. All corners are currently powered, equiped with a radio transmittor and barricaded to EHB. Surrounding resource buildings in Lamport Hills, East Boundwood and Yagotan are currently maintained by Clan Nosferatu to provide survivors a secure stronghold in the area incase Bale Malls falls to another siege. --Mastiphal 22:27, 20 July 2007 (BST)
July 8th
The 23rd Inquisitorial Strike Team opened up their first Revive Point today at Courage Avenue offering Revives to any of the brave warriors and soldiers of Lamport Hills so they can get back in the fight and also any living dead that wish to redeem themselves. Activity is heating up in Lamport but from what I can see we are holding out (even if it's bearly) and other survivors from suburbs far and wide are coming to offer they're help where they can. Long live Lamport Hills and Lamportians!!! --Levis 17:39, 8 July 2007 (BST)
July 6th
Having a very brisk opportunity to pass through the southwest corner of Lamport Hills today, I noted that it was packed full of the unliving. I spotted 19 zeds together at the Rolls Road police dept. If you're passing through Lamport Hills, steer clear of the Southall Mansion area!
- You may want to note that 19 Zeds outside Rolls and a good amount at the Hospital is normal. Of course, it is not recommended that you sleep inside Rolls (or the Hospital), for it is often broken into throughout the day. However, one of the buildings in that knot (Smith Arms) should offer a warm welcome to Freerunners. --Driaquer 08:54, 8 July 2007 (BST)
July 3th
- Shuttlebank Scavenger Squad Emergency Broadcast
Recruitment is high, now with 10 members spanning 9 suburbs in every section of Malton-but we still need help. Squad Leader Zahmbe is setting up a Command Center in a hidden location-to aid in its safety-to help with troop movent and strategy but he needs fuel and a transmitter still.Only having his trusty portable generator inside of an EHB building being watched by another squad member to remain unnamed he is searching the mall in East Boundwood for more supplies. We need as much help as possible to ensure that Shuttlebank has enough medical aid to go around with its lack of multiple hospitals-and a safe fallback shelter in these times of surrounding hordes of the dead.Please send any assistance you can to the South West Corner of Bale Mall in Yagoton.Signal with a flare, or look for Zahmbe inside.--BLooDCLotT 10:29, 3 July 2007 (BST)
Dead Dudes, along with other groups in the local area around South Lamport, have began to organise a somewhat effective resistance. The majority of buildings are with power and manned to a high level. Dikki, leader of Dead Dudes has gone to some lengths along with his senior command and that of other groups, to create a conference in the area. The first was a success with major issues been tackled.
The zed threat, has however been varied. At the present time South Lamport is enveloped at a distance, with unorgansied zombie attacks been driven away easily. The Military situation is therefore stable. Anyone wishing to become part of this "coalition can contact the Dead Dudes in S Lamport. --St Rafty 21:09, 3 July 2007 (BST)
June
June 28th
Meeting held in with local groups to decide the action plan for lamport hills set up by Dead Dudes these meeting will hopefully be a weekly thing and future allience of all Lamportians know at the moment as Lamport Hills Confrence meeting will be held at the Montgomery Towers
June 23rd
NecroNet scan from The Lambley Building:
--Captainrocco 15:03, 23 June 2007 (BST)
June 14th
Zombie resistance continues throughout the southwest corner of the suburb in stalemate.
NecroNet Scans from the Sheppard Building in East Boundwood:
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May
May 31st
Martha General Hospital, the Smith Arms, and Rolls Road Police Department continue to be sources of strong zed attacks. There are not enough defenders in the suburbs - without intervention soon, it seems very likely that Lamport Hills will become another Red Zone. Whether or not these zombies are tied to the RRF or Raines Hills suburb is yet to be known.
May 28th
Local group Dead Dudes set up revive point at The Classey Monument (54, 8) in the southern section of Lamport Hills.
May 27th
News from the southwest corner of the suburb: currently 18 zombies surrounding Martha General Hospital, 14 surrounding the Smith Arms, and 6 surrounding Rolls Road Police Department. This does not include those currently lying down. For anyone getting the word out, Lamport Hills could use reinforcement.
May 25th
Sizable zed groups in the southwest corner of the suburb, sieging Rolls Road Police Department and Martha General Hospital.
May 23rd
Heavy fighting continues in the south / east section of the suburb. With little in the way of resources, zed break-ins cause extra delay each time a generator is destroyed. Gainard Place Police Department is today re-occupied, with one resident purportedly willing to set up a generator if reinforcements arrive. Grimstead Boulevard Police Department is ransacked, as is the Lambley Building. The war rages on.
April
April 23rd
A few representatives from the Yagoton-based YRC visited areas of northern Lamport Hills today, stocking up at the recently re-established resource points in the area to help in their own struggle. Offering humanitarian and safe house rebuilding during their brief stay, they've sought to remind any and all citizens in the area that their own revivification point is back online with speedy revives should any groups or citizens of Lamport Hills need them now or in the future. --MorthBabid 18:46, 23 April 2007 (BST)
April 22nd
The Braddick Building has been barricaded and a portable generator set up inside, providing phone service to all the residents of Lamport Hills.--Nathaniel Finch 23:04, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
April 21st
The Adalbert General Hospital and other nearby buildings have been secured, and the McLean Monument revive point is active. Adalbrt also has an active generator.--Nathaniel Finch 12:55, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
March
March 1st
Lamport Hills is starting to be flooded with Zed's. All the PD's, Fire stations and hospitals are EHB, and no use for low level players like myself to venture there without Freerun. Survivors need to get more organized if they want to hold the suburb. The revive point at the cemetery does not seem to be very active. Been here for about a day and the same 15 zed's are waiting to be revived. There was one lucky soul that got revived a few hours ago but not much else. From the RP at the cemetery you can see that the St Dionysius's Hospital in Millen Hills is under siege by about 14 zed's. I have not seen any survivors at all on the streets, they might have all evacuated already. What will become of Lamport Hills no one knows, but it does not look good.--Mirozz 07:24, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
January
January 5th
78% of the buildings are at barricade plan levels. 6% are overbarricaded, 9% are underbarricaded, and 7% are open. 77% of the suburb's entry points are enterable, and 24% of all buildings in the suburb are enterable. The ratio of living to undead is well over 1 to 4 discounting revive point queues and there is only one sizable group of zombies in the suburb (10 outside the breached PD in the NW corner).
January 3rd
There are 41 zombies and 153 survivors in the suburb. Discounting 6 zombies waiting at revive points there is well over a 1 to 4 ratio of living to undead. There are 2 active break-ins, both on TRPs in the southeast corner. Nearly 70% of the buildings are at barricade plan levels, and well over 90% are at VSB or above. There are no zombie group tags or other evidence of active zombie groups in the area and the zombies in the area demonstrate little to no organization.
Situation in the SE corner is quite secure with all of the resource buildings EHB and powered. Necronet scan at Lambley reveals 12 standing zombies scattered in nearby blocks, 5 of them are outside the NT building. There seems to be an over-barricading problem with Tozer, Gainard and Frankham being at EHB. MFD tags in these buildings dont reflect the UBP plan. In the NE Fenwyk was open and now is VSB, so is Adlam. Braddick remains operational.--Lehto 14:53, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
2006
December
December 31st
A survey of the central blocks around Braddick reveals almost no zeds except for a small horde outside Grimstead, though it isnt clear from my observation point if the PD has fallen or not. --Lehto 02:58, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
December 28th
MAF members have moved to Lamport in the last two weeks and helped 'cading the whole north-western area of the suburb. They are also responsible for powering the Mast building and keeping it alive.
December 23rd
The DEM has done a fine job cleaning up this suburb. There is no need for a red color coding any more.
December 4th
Department of Emergency personnel have announced their plans to move into South Lamport Hills to help clean up the area a bit. A small team is being sent to help clean up the area and help maintain the Sacred Ground Policy at the cemetary. Whatever group is trying to run the Within Drive, please read the discussion page for talk about running the two RPs within one block of each other. Thanks, --Vikermac 08:01, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
November
November 24th
Need a revive? Within Drive! This is a small but functional open-air revivification clinic tended to by a loosely organised group of survivors from various nearby suburbs. Cues are long these days, due to the general shortage of functional resource buildings in the vicinity, but the revitalising jab will come, if you 're patient.
Upon your revification, do not, I reapeat, do not go and sleep in Martha Gen Hospital (just 1NE of Within Drive) or Rolls Rd PD (1E). Both of those are under constant siege by zombie mobs and are being broken into regularly.
You can sleep safely in St.Henry's church for a night or two, but the best advice you can get is to get the hell out of this high-danger suburb as soon as possible. Reports say that Earltown, the second suburb in the east is quiet and safe now, so head there if you need some time to heal. Shy 20:33, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
November 19th
I was just passing by this suburb from Santlerville and all I have to say is: Wow. Most of the buildings are opened and even the ones that are barricaded are somehow ransacked or has zombies in them. I stayed in an extremely heavily barricaded for the night and in the morning, I discovered a few zeds in the room. Dangerous. --La Hire 12:50, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
October
October 25th
after a small search, ending at the unpowerd mast, the suburb is still dead. we need another lvl for no humans in the suburb or small human activty, like what green or yellow is for humans. --cody6 02:31, 26 October 2006 (BST)
October 7th
Halloween has come early this year for Lamport Hills. The only thing different than regular Halloween for Lamport Hills is that everyone will be dressed as zombies! But these are no costumes...these are the real thing! It's too bad to see Lamport Hills in such sorry condition really. If you have balls and level to venture up to it to help out the very very few survivors fend off the undead it would be greatly appretiated. But be careful and make sure you have lots of AP before entering this hell-hole considering that almost every building, resourse building, NecroTech building and almost anything else is open, ransacked and polluted with zombie scum. Help out the struggling survivors up there find a new hope. P.S. It is strongly recommended that if you are not of a high level, then you stay clear of this suburb. --Psyclos
September
September 18th
All of Lamport Hills has been completely overun by zombies, and the danger level has increased from Dangerous to Very Dangerous. In the previous few days, there has been a bit of zombie trouble in the eastern portion of Lamport Hills, and now the zombie threat has swept accross all of Lamport Hills. Nearly all of the buildings in Lamport Hills have been taken, including the NecroTech building, and few survivors remain. The Malton Milkmen suggests that all remaining survivors retreat to a nearby, safer suburb.
September 8th
The Watchmen Defenders have arrived to make Lamport Hills more easily accessible to humans, revive point soon.-Mssr Snow
August
August 21st
As of last night, Rolls Road PD is EHB, over-barricading is a nightmare in all of north-eastern malton.
August 16th
I've come a long way from Earletown looking for ammo, every police station between here and there is EHB, this madness, who is doing all this barricading? I made it in to a police station in the southern part of Lamport hills, there are zombies everywhere, the building isn't barricaded at all, I think I'm a dead man, but I can't go any farther.
May
May 15th
Things seem to have slowed down after a rough phase in the NE of the suburb. Control has been regained and order restored. The struggling new band, The Kent State Riot, are still struggling. Their home in the Bareham Arms is a bastion of civility. The walls barricading Malton are clearly visible from this pleasant dingy pub. Anyone interested in joining the band is welcome.
April
April 15th
The Cinerary Alliance is moving back to Lamport Hills. LH is the original home for the TCA dating back to July 2005. TCA is an offshoot of the Pennville freedom movement. Not a PKer group and is looking to align with other like minded groups to clear the suburb and make it safe. Recruitment is now being done. Contact scorHPOTD at scoracrasia@scoracrasia.net
April 4th
Survivors have rebuilt the safehouses. To enter streets is still instant death but the zes seem happy to just sit outside.
March
March 27th
While survivors are holding out, the suburb is widely underpopulated. This is allowing the 50+ zombies resident in Lamport to break down buildings and rampage with little retaliation. Many buildings are empty and wide open, abandoned by both human and zombie. The suburb maintains its rating of dangerous.
February
February 5th
Suburb is still overrun. No safehouses exist. Stay away from Lamport Hills at all costs.
January
January 10th
This suburb has been nearly overrun. Zombie presence is moderate, but very few buildings are left defended. Packs of 5-20 zombies can be found roaming the suburb at will. Consider this area a prime a prime target for zombie hunting as there are many targets and they are, as yet, not terribly well organized. Lamport Hills should not be entered for other reasons.
