Talk:Malton Murder Awards MMX

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Player-Killer Awards

Best Group

• Philosophe Knights.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 01:20, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights —Aichon— 01:59, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 14:23, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights --Haliman - Talk 03:20, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers Asheets 17:38, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers -- Spiderzed▋ 17:47, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• Columbine Kids ----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:39, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:32, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Columbine Kids--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:34, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Columbine Kids --C Whitty 15:13, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST}(BST)
• Heathers --priapus 20:47, 26 August 2010 (BST)
• Cobra - Something about these guys I like. Mucho respek! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  20:07, 27 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers--Sherry _{talk MCM} 23:46, 28 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights --VVV ^RPMBG 03:58, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights--Symbiote spiderman14 23:06, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Best Individual

• Psychotic Pantomime 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• User:Misanthropy —Aichon— 01:59, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cutey Snugglekins Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 12:05, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• DJ talent. *FLASHES GOLD TEETH* --EmPathetic Bill 12:13, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Cutey Snugglekins - 'cause that page made me laugh. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:43, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• DJ talent *PUNCHS GOLD TEETH* ----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:40, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• DJ Talent--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:26, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen God Amongst Men.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:35, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• User:Natasha Fatale - She won AHMH3 after starting with a -1 kill count. If that doesn't get her the Best Individual award, I don't know what will. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:25, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Buster Witwicky --C Whitty 15:13, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• DJ Talent. --Hibernaculum 19:54, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime--Symbiote spiderman14 23:08, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Best Moment

• AHMH3 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 --
   
   
   
   
  01:27, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 —Aichon— 01:59, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers vs Schwan R&D war -- Spiderzed▋ 06:54, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:21, 16 August 2010 (BST){User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 14:33, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers vs Schwan R&D war -- Zombiegeorge 13:17, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers vs Schwan R&D war -- Fr. Guido Sarducci 20:49, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:00, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 12:15, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers vs Schwan R&D war -- Asheets 17:38, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:40, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:50, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Anime's Non PKer Alt attempts to join RHR--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:23, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Anime's Non PKer Alt attempts to join RHR --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:36, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:25, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Heathers vs Schwan R&D war --priapus 20:48, 26 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3 - 'cos I was this close to winning the bugger. Damn you 'Tash! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  20:09, 27 August 2010 (BST)
• Anime's Non PKer Altattempts to join RHR--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:18, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• AHMH3--Symbiote spiderman14 23:04, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Death Cultist Awards

Best Group

• RDD 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Annus Horribilis --VVV ^RPMBG 04:05, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Annus Horribilis --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 13:52, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Annus Horribilis They have used every trick in the book and tried some new ones. They are outstanding opponents. --Belisarius17 04:55, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• RHR--EmPathetic Bill 05:17, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Gore Corps----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:41, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Annus Horribilis cause why the fuck not, also, LOL@GORE CORPS--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:36, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD User:Brad Dahlia/sig1 (BST)
• RDD -- Spiderzed▋ 23:48, 28 August 2010 (BST)
• LoD I have no shame. Also, I love me.--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:26, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD ------ Malicron 18:18, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD--Symbiote spiderman14 23:05, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Best Individual

• Sandman --VVV ^RPMBG 04:09, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• *shoves tumbleweeds aside* Totenmannskiste, the driving power behind the fresh new death-cultist guide -- Spiderzed▋ 12:50, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:37, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Totenmannskiste - the fella obviously enjoys his work. Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 17:40, 24 August 2010 (BST)
• Skull Grin 21:58, 25 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime, I love me. --_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:24, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Golam, i love me even more----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:15, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Skull Grin--Symbiote spiderman14 23:07, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Skull Grin ----- Malicron 23:43, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Best Moment

• RDD vs Browncoats war. 01:26, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Philosophe Knights pinata-ing all of Krinks in the Battle of Krinks (if there had been such a "battle") -- Spiderzed▋ 22:16, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD vs Browncoats. It caused blane to hang it up and quit UD. -- 
  •   Timmah!  
  •   Talk  
  04:33, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD vs Browncoats - Goribus 05:13, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• LoD Slaughters RHR for their anniversary --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:01, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:39, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• The time Annus Horribilis was holding Buckley not to long ago, and absorbed about 100 bullets per day; Also, during the same siege, there was a real time battle with a Random, and we used about 10AP to eat about 5 FAKs. Good times. --VVV ^RPMBG 04:03, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD vs Browncoats ------ Malicron 18:20, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• RDD vs Browncoats--Symbiote spiderman14 23:07, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Zombie Awards

Best Group

• Ridleybank Resistance Front.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 01:22, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• BB3 --
   
   
   
   
  01:24, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• BB3 01:27, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• BB3 —Aichon— 02:02, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• SFHNAS --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:22, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Feral Undead -- Zombiegeorge 13:15, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• SFHNAS --Billy Forks 18:15, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• RRF.-- Adward  22:58, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Feral Undead -- Spiderzed▋ 23:05, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• RRF --VVV ^RPMBG 00:24, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• Clubbed to Death Asheets 17:40, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• Batshit Insane ----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:47, 20 August 2010 (BST) One vote per user and category - older vote struck -- Spiderzed▋ 12:23, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• BB3--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:27, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• RGang --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:51, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Sonny Mann's Earth Band--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:42, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Feral Undead --priapus 20:48, 26 August 2010 (BST)
• MOB - My heart say's Undeadites but it's this mob (lol) who still give me the willies when they stroll through. They don't piss about. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  20:12, 27 August 2010 (BST)
• RRF----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 01:08, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• SFHNAS I appreciate how they've made Kempsterbank a much more relaxing place to visit. --DJ Deadbeat 04:07, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• BB3--Symbiote spiderman14 23:09, 29 August 2010 (BST)

*RRF Hagz Hagz Hagz!--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 05:07, 30 August 2010 (BST) Vote made after deadline

*SFHNAS --Inhumatrix 18:42, 30 August 2010 (BST) Vote made after deadline

Best Individual

• Amber —Aichon— 02:02, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Priapus -- Zombiegeorge 13:18, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• ZombieGeorge - has done a fabulous job at organizing us FU sloths during the Spring Picnic. -- Spiderzed▋ 21:02, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Boxy --User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 12:14, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Amber - Goribus 05:23, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• User:Amber Waves of Pain--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:43, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Kevan as his zambah killed a text rapist in Scartletwood --EmPathetic Bill 02:04, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime as Felidae Mort:p MWAR!--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:32, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Annus Horribilis --VVV ^RPMBG 03:59, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Amber----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:17, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• Amber--Symbiote spiderman14 23:09, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Best Moment

• No Escape 01:27, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape vs Escape --
   
   
   
   
  01:28, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Escape's failure —Aichon— 02:02, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape -- Spiderzed▋ 06:54, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 12:05, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Feral Undead#2010 Feral Undead Spring Picnic -- Zombiegeorge
• No Escape and the subsequent epic battle.-- Adward  22:58, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• No Contest --VVV ^RPMBG 03:58, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 12:15, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape-- Asheets 17:40, 19 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape- Goribus 05:38, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:52, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:43, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Feral Undead#2010 Feral Undead Spring Picnic --priapus 20:49, 26 August 2010 (BST)
• No Escape--Symbiote spiderman14 23:10, 29 August 2010 (BST)

General Awards

Best Newcomer

• Natasha Fatale.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 01:19, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Natasha Fatale —Aichon— 02:06, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• A Umpa Lumpa. Having personally worked with him, I got to see him make his start in the PKing business, ever since Day 1 he was never afraid to jump into the trenches. When Streltsy folded up he moved on to greener pastures. -- 
  •   Timmah!  
  •   Talk  
  04:36, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Natasha Fatale --Carrie Cutter 16:39, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:44, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Spiderzed --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:25, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Natasha Fatale gets my vote. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:30, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Cutey Snugglekins - Awards rust, bounties get claimed, but style lasts forever. -- Spiderzed▋ 13:47, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Cutey Snugglekins Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 17:29, 28 August 2010 (BST)
• Spiderzed --Sherry _{talk MCM} 23:50, 28 August 2010 (BST)

Best New Group

• Every Villain Is Lemons (killed an entire group without trying!) 01:28, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea —Aichon— 02:06, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Big Coffin Hunters -- Spiderzed▋ 06:54, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's RangersFirst ever pinata of a populated mall? Calvert Mall --Hiro Kazama 08:45, 16 August 2010 (BST)

  LUEshi's Rangers Causing the entire mod staff to pitch a fit over a mall pinata. --Hiro Kazama 08:45, 16 August 2010 (BST)

  LUEshi's Rangers for being butthurt -- LEMON #1 12:12, 29 August 2010 (BST)

  LUEshi's Rangers for still being butthurt -- LEMON #1 12:12, 29 August 2010 (BST)

• Was going to vote Every Villain Is Lemons for Misanthropy's hilarious reason, but for the eventual judging of this I can't go past March Into The Sea! --
   
   
   
   
  10:29, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers Just look at the butthurt. --Loup Garou 04:46, August 17th 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers --Mr Qwert 05:57, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers --VinnyMendoza 06:45, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers -- Rtbh999 07:14, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers -- The Love Below 12:04, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• LUEshi's Rangers -- Just look at the butthurt. Also mall Pinata Calvert Mall--DragonPrawn 21:20, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Big Coffin Hunters. I also hope that the judges aren't going to be convinced by the blatant meatpuppetry above, because if so, then that's highly depressing.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 20:27, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:01, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• TOM --VVV ^RPMBG 03:58, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea Malton doesn't have enough "cults" if you will (not to be confused with Death Cultists) and the way Dr Summeroff has done it and always maintained his "in character nature" always makes for some interesting reads. -- 
  •   Timmah!  
  •   Talk  
  04:23, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea... all hail the Blob! Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 12:10, 19 August 2010 (BST)

  ALL HAIL TEH BLOB!!! --

   

   

   

   

  05:20, 20 August 2010 (BST)

• March into the sea, I love their style -Goribus 05:43, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Discosaurs Phuck Yeah!--Thadeous Oakley 10:12, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• RHR If you don't know why, you aren't cool enough--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:27, 20 August 2010 (BST)

  May want to check your link. It's a disambig.--Thadeous Oakley 23:29, 20 August 2010 (BST)

  Whoops, thanks!--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 00:02, 21 August 2010 (BST)

• RHR--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:47, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• RHR - They get Richmond Hills up and running in hours every time a horde rolls through--EmPathetic Bill 02:03, 21 August 2010 (BST)

  Wow! Maybe you should nominate them for an award that isn't based on murdering then! --

   

   

   

   

  13:10, 21 August 2010 (BST)

They zerg murder people aswell--EmPathetic Bill 04:29, 23 August 2010 (BST)

Well that's something worth mentioning, dead zergs is always good. -- LEMON #1 01:38, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Yes I here wear RHR R zerg kilts R hapnin daily. -- Spiderzed▋ 01:26, 28 August 2010 (BST)

• March into the sea-Roddy Winters 21:13, 25 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea and their shitty fat blob --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 21:34, 25 August 2010 (BST)

  Dear Blob woman, do you know not what you say!!!...do not prompt the Blob's vengeance. For it is terrible and swift!--Dr summeroff 19:08, 27 August 2010 (BST)

• March into the sea - No contest. Summeroff & Co. made this work where others could never have. the Blob. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  20:15, 27 August 2010 (BST)
• March into the sea We fed that blob a lot of RHR didn't we Summeroff? *evil grin*--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:36, 29 August 2010 (BST)

  Aye Pantomime, the Blob has eaten well since he and his minions of the deep came to Malton. Through the tireless efforts of his Priests and Missionaries, he's sampled the best and worst this city has to offer. Although he had more of a preference for CORAM at the time, he did sample a few RHR morsels in those early days. He found them a bit mealy but edible. --Dr summeroff 15:27, 1 September 2010 (BST)

Most Inept

• Blanemcc. --User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 01:19, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo --
   
   
   
   
  01:24, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo —Aichon— 02:06, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo -- Spiderzed▋ 06:54, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 12:05, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo Oidar 16:59, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Dr Albert Schwan -- Fr. Guido Sarducci 20:46, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo-- Adward  22:58, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Axe Hack --VVV ^RPMBG 03:53, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• user:Cornholioo mostly for trying to take credit for things The Streltsy and Philosophe Knights did. -- 
  •   Timmah!  
  •   Talk  
  04:24, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• ENVY - ineffectual and like zergers --EmPathetic Bill 12:11, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo how fast did he get himself banned? was it a record?----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:48, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Poodle of Doom, Was in doubt, but recent events convinced me by far.--Thadeous Oakley 10:10, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:28, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Angel Wolf and Alts--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:07, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Misanthropy <-- that faggot --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:47, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• That Nazi Corn dude. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:35, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Pathetic Bill X--tyx94 04:52, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Poodle of Doom's version of EVIL.--Roddy Winters 21:15, 25 August 2010 (BST)
• Cornholioo but do we really want to "reward" him with anything?}}----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 01:10, 29 August 2010 (BST) Double vote struck - only one vote per user and category. -- Spiderzed▋ 12:08, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Most Improved

• Axe Hack.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 01:19, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Axe Hack 01:28, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Axe Hack —Aichon— 02:06, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Shank the Cat - Two weeks ago, he was the most aggravating harman I could think of. Since then, he's embraced barhah and proven to be remarkably effective. Without him, we'd still be trying to get a feral cloud, rather than our current attempts to not lose any NTs while the ferals combine banana and harman (to make corpse). --VVV ^RPMBG 04:36, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Doug Collins - IV speedily rose throught the ranks of the Philosophe Knights and is already among our highest ranked Knights. Coupled with his fine showing during Axe Hack's Manhunt 3, he has moved from another faceless death-dealer to a name among his bloody compatriots. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:37, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Rakuen--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:48, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:34, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Lifetime Achievement

• Revenant —Aichon— 02:06, 16 August 2010 (BST)
• Gay FedCom President -- Spiderzed▋ 22:18, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• Suburban Ed. Has over 1000 recorded PK's.-- Adward  22:58, 17 August 2010 (BST)
• User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain. To my knowledge no person has made someone as butthurt as the zerg that chases her. -- 
  •   Timmah!  
  •   Talk  
  04:32, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Suburban Ed, as above. --
   
   
   
   
  13:48, 18 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime 05:17, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime - Goribus 05:38, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Psychotic Pantomime <3 --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:04, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• Suburban Ed. Has over 1000 recorded PK's.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:33, 20 August 2010 (BST)
• emPathetic Bill - Waged War on RHR and ENVY, plus Im funny as hell--EmPathetic Bill 02:02, 21 August 2010 (BST)
• Captain Cleanoff A long time veteran & well known PKer in Malton. Certainly deserves consideration for the lifetime achievement award.--Cineraryone 16:55, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Pantomime. --Hibernaculum 19:56, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Acherontia Styx -- Annie Apple 22:14, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Acherontia Styx. Crazy and wonderful. A long timer that's earned some recognition. Hunter S Thompson 22:21, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Acherontia Styx - My favourite sociopath in all of Malton and one of the earliest and most consistently active players since then. --Queen Mum 22:56, 22 August 2010 (BST)
• Suburban Ed - Love him or loath him, he's all business. Still going strong at almost 1200 kills with no signs of stopping. Fuck yer Mansons and your Dahmers and your Bundys, this guy's the real deal. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
   
  20:20, 27 August 2010 (BST)
• Suburban Ed. Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 17:31, 28 August 2010 (BST)
• User:Amber_Waves_of_Pain----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 01:11, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• user:AnimeSucks Self explanatory! Resensitized--_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 03:47, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• user:AnimeSucks He's a legend and a hero to me--DJ Deadbeat 04:03, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• user:AnimeSucks My face hurts.-- Rolfe Steiner ^{Talk | Creedy Guerrilla Raiders} 04:05, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• user:AnimeSucks WHY? Because I can.--Carrie Cutter 04:09, 29 August 2010 (BST)
• user:AnimeSucks --Thomas Hayne Cutbush 08:30, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Additional Comments

First

This has always been an amusing event to watch in the past. Hope it stays that way. Couldn't quite make up what MX means though? --Thadeous Oakley 00:26, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Try Roman numerals. -- Spiderzed▋ 00:27, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Yep, 2010. 00:28, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Would be MMX, actually. :-P -- Spiderzed▋ 00:36, 13 August 2010 (BST)

I drink. Gimme a bit and I'll get it fixed. 00:38, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Actually fuck it. consider it M for Murder and X for 10 and THAT IS HOW I PLANNED IT ALL ALONG. 00:39, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Shit! He's entering a psychotic rage! *Runs* --Thadeous Oakley 00:43, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Voting

Seems like I misunderstood. I assumed that nomination is up until 16th, and then solely voting will take place. Or is both rolled into one? -- Spiderzed▋ 00:41, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Public vote starts on the 16th, runs for two weeks. Then it's closed, top three results for each award are listed as the nominees and the panel then vote on those in private (I should probably set up an IRC for that), before the winners are announced on the 6th. 00:43, 13 August 2010 (BST)

The sneetches on beaches had stars upon thars? 15:01, 13 August 2010 (BST)

Broadcasting

Should CORAM roll out the red carpet again for a Malton Murder MMX live broadcast via EBS? Our Calendar seems to be open that day and you'd be most welcome. Just beware the zerg when you come. --Vapor 02:59, 16 August 2010 (BST)

Would be much obliged. I should be able to host it as before, might sort out a co-host again. 03:08, 16 August 2010 (BST)

We've just steam-cleaned all the blood and semen from our red carpet. However, Coram is currently under constant heavy attack, let's hope we're free from ruin on 6th September. Of course, the more attendees who are available to arrive earlier than the 6th the more likely the venue will be intact on the night. --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 13:57, 16 August 2010 (BST)

There is a horde of thirty-four other zombies here. I hope you guys have a Plan B. -- Spiderzed▋ 22:05, 3 September 2010 (BST)

:( 22:22, 3 September 2010 (BST)

If only there was an alternative place you could make public the results. Perhaps somewhere with an urban dead theme? Hmmm. I know, the Forts Storeroom Frequency! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:30, 3 September 2010 (BST)

Might I suggest mass revive RTS?. Coram and some of the PKer's can come by, mass revive the zombies/zergs. Repair, pop in a genny and fuel and there should be AP for whoever to make their speech. We can then enjoy shooting all those lovely folks who stand up :D. Just need to organize before the 6th -- 

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Most of CORAM died in the assault, but we're gradually reorganizing. If Mis wants to try to go forward with the EBS broadcast, we can try to organize something. Wonder what Big Prick is up to this week? ~ 04:10, 4 September 2010 (BST)

Hopefully you'll broadcast from CORAM's ruin. Wonder if powered EBS works during ruin??? Plus, a ruined building fulla blood and gore is surely the ideal location for a Murder Awards ceremony. Guess we can shuffle in to form a zed audience if the glittering serum remains scarce. --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 22:08, 5 September 2010 (BST)

All we need is a little energon and a luck of luck a needle or two and a generator. 22:11, 5 September 2010 (BST)

What time would the results be announced? Chief Seagull squawk^{Free running!} 10:42, 6 September 2010 (BST)

Approximtely 9pm BST. I'm still waiting on one of the judges but at present I don't actually think there's anything that would change based on his votes so I should be able to go ahead if I have to. Check the wiki if the broadcast can't go ahead. 14:20, 6 September 2010 (BST)

My alts are now listening to both 25.92 (EBS) and 27.50 (CORAM's substitution frequency). That should cover my base, I hope. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:10, 6 September 2010 (BST)

Too wide

Goes off page on 1024x. You're using a fixed size table, you bastard. I'll fix your little red dinghy! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 02:06, 17 August 2010 (BST)

And fix'd. Well, should be. Lemme know if there are any hassles. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 02:11, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Partially undone, you messed up the gold bar titles. If you can find a way to keep them the full width and not just the width of the text they contain, feel free. Also vote. 02:20, 17 August 2010 (BST)

width:100%. Fix'd. (Also, did s'more stuff, discussed on IRC.) ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 02:38, 17 August 2010 (BST)

More Voting

Meatpuppeting? I suppose that just because we happen to feel that we're the best new group, and are actually taking the time to come out and vote towards it, that means we don't deserve consideration... Is that the case here? It's not as though there's a campaigning page, and it's pretty hard to get a name out there unless you're a wiki/forum rat. That being said, I see no rule stating that members of a group may not vote for themselves. If we're not allowed to voice our opinions in favor of ourselves, truly believing that we're the best new group to form this year, then this whole event in nothing more than the circle-jerking of an elitist clique that wants to put a fancy tag on the wiki pages of some of their friends. I realize that responding like this is likely to anger a portion of the people who read it, but I'm insulted, and I'm going to stick up for myself, and my teammates. --Hiro Kazama 20:53, 17 August 2010 (BST)

I'm just hoping they don't just pick you because you have the most. I'm also not accusing you of trying to game the system, I just don't want the judges to misconstrue this as genuine community support.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 20:57, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Could you define "community" for me? I was pretty sure that individuals make up a community. Does it have to be people that don't ever play with us for the vote to count? What's the rules you think we should play by? Or should only mod votes count? What do we have to do for our voices to count? Or do you just not like the fact that we're speaking for ourselves?--Hiro Kazama 21:45, 17 August 2010 (BST)

I'm going to let both of you know that you're arguing needlessly, no matter how many people do or do not agree with the number of people voting X, Y or Z, it's ultimately up to a neutral panel to decide in the end anyway. 21:47, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Sorry, think you're misunderstanding me. :P I'm not saying your voices shouldn't count, but you can obviouly see that it's different if 8 unaffiliated people back a group to if 8 group members back it? I was just making sure the judges knew that you were the same group.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 21:48, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Well, calling it "meatpuppeting" insinuates some form of cheating or underhandedness. The reason we had several votes in a line like that is that I brought the awards up to my team and said I nominated us. Fair to say, they agreed with the sentiment.--Hiro Kazama 21:55, 17 August 2010 (BST)

That's actually the definition of meatpuppeting. :P One person telling others to vote who otherwise would be unlikely to. There's nothing wrong with it, I just felt it should be pointed out. :P -User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 21:57, 17 August 2010 (BST)

That's a weird dictionary you've got. I've always understood meatpuppeting to be synonomous with sockpuppeting, which is to make multiple accounts with which to vote. I think our in game actions should speak more for us, anyway, but then who's going to find out who we are if we don't speak up somehow? We can't just slap a link to ourselves on the front page of the wiki.--Hiro Kazama 22:36, 17 August 2010 (BST)

You're both annoying me, I've already made this situation crystal clear. As page owner I'll remove this argument if it continues. 22:37, 17 August 2010 (BST)

I'm trying to build bridges! :'( --User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 22:52, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Also meatpuppet =/= sockpuppet. 22:37, 17 August 2010 (BST)

/signed --

 

 

 

 

17:15, 20 August 2010 (BST)

So....

I was under the impression the top 3 voted nominees were then ordered by the panel? Is that not the case? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:44, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Well a winner is picked from them, but there's no 1st, 2nd, 3rd ordering, why? 22:45, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Thats not exactly what the front page says. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:46, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Or perhaps it is. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:47, 17 August 2010 (BST)

You may have lost me. 22:48, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Cause people can't use the "comments" heading and also don't know who they're talking to

• RDD vs Browncoats. It caused blane to hang it up and quit UD. -- 
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  04:33, 18 August 2010 (BST)

  Actually, its more because Blane got bored of UD since its dying and started playing eRepublik, but keep believing your mediocre event was relevant.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:39, 20 August 2010 (BST)

  It's not 'his'... 23:42, 20 August 2010 (BST)

  Thanks for the nitpicking--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:52, 27 August 2010 (BST)

Best Newcomer eligibility

Malton Murder Awards MMX: Best Newcomer:

This award will go to the player who has made the biggest impact since starting the game, provided the joined within the past 12 months.

Natasha Fatale joined UD in March 2009. My candidate even joined in '07 (thought he was younger, looking how Glitch only recently entered the metagame). The only two eligible nominated so far are Umpa Lumpa and myself, and that even barely (having both joined on August 16th or 22th, respectively). So, whatcha gonna do? Amend the rules, or enforce them strictly? -- Spiderzed▋ 12:46, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Hmm. Last year it was 18 months, but then again that was to account for last year's awards being late. I guess I could extend it out to 18 months again to keep it even, if everyone is okay with that. 18:50, 21 August 2010 (BST)

So everyone since Feb '09 would be eligible? (Which would include Natasha Fatale.) Let's see what her fan club has to say about that. -- Spiderzed▋ 13:50, 22 August 2010 (BST)

Honestly, as much as I would like to say "yes" since I did vote for her, I really hate the idea of changing the rules after the fact for anything that's in progress. Especially so with contests and the like, since it just reeks of unfairness and bias, regardless of any accusations that may arise later. That said, if the panel wants to create a one-off award for Natasha to recognize her achievement, I don't think many would object (I certainly wouldn't). The fact that my PKer was started in the last year only factored into my decision a bit did not factor into my decision. >_> —Aichon— 19:24, 22 August 2010 (BST)

I see points for and against. I think it's sort of sad that someone in a similar position in Natasha could have started say a month before the deadline and therefore only have been at, say, level 5 when last years awards were on, but then become ineligible even though they were only PKing after the awards, when they were capable level-wise, etc. so my main gripe is with the actual wording of the rule compared to its purpose. It really depends. In terms of sheer proness, Natasha should smash this award right up, even though I didn't vote for her, but I understand that she shouldn't qualify due to the letter of the law. In terms of the spirit of the law, she should be let in IMO, but it's up to the organisers as to whether she could. --

 

 

 

 

01:40, 23 August 2010 (BST)

Alright, it are now just 3 days left before all voting ends. As this affects a lot of votes currently, any decisions on this point by you and/or the judge panel, Mis? -- Spiderzed▋ 21:01, 26 August 2010 (BST)

I'm thinking that each voter who put forward a vote for Natasha can reconsider if they wish to cast their vote for her for Best Individual. If the voters decide that they really want to keep their votes lodged for best newcomer, then, well, it's hardly a Malties without something going wrong, is it? 21:38, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Awards MIA

I'm saddened some of the more entertaining awards from last time are missing. Who can sleep at night knowing a "Best Dressed" Malty is not on the shelf of Malton's best dressed Man/Woman? Or the "best target"? Does Dhave Grohl not deserve a shelf full of these prestigious awards? What of 'Services to the Industry' so that DT can turn it down again? Best Bounty Hunter? Surely that has to mean more to Pker's than something called 'Bahz Gang'. These and other awards have been bumped off the docket to make room for...Bahz Mamanz? Say it isn't so...Say it isn't so. --Hibernaculum 20:12, 22 August 2010 (BST)

true dat!----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 01:14, 29 August 2010 (BST)

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...I would come on up to pick up my award, but it's not a good enough Emmy-like award unless I can kill someone with it. Also, to hell with the speech! ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:46, 6 September 2010 (BST)

Prizes

Going to post them on talk pages? I'm assuming winner and shortlisted people? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:24, 6 September 2010 (BST)

The fuck? How could AHMH3 possibly be tied? It shitted on every other contestant in numbers and also awesomeness (imo)... -- LEMON #1 05:33, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Well, that's assuming AHMH3 is even one of the moments that is tied to win :S -- LEMON #1 05:36, 7 September 2010 (BST)

It is. 12:41, 7 September 2010 (BST)

I don't think numbers matter much, just look at "Most Inept". To my surprise Poodle got the honors, even though only I and some other guy voted for him, the rest all voted Cornholioo. Guess giving "Most Inept" to a zerging neo-nazi was too easy, like not worth him, that was at least my reasoning for voting for Poodle.--Thadeous Oakley 06:20, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Let's face it, the judges made pretty arbitrary decisions on a couple of awards.--User:Yonnua Koponen/signature2 07:40, 7 September 2010 (BST)

I agree. They should have been serving as a counter-measure to meat-puppets, but instead chose based on their own biases. We would have gotten more agreeable results if we just went by the vote. --VVV ^RPMBG 07:53, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Wow. I agree, I didn't realise they would do anything more than act as a safeguard for meatpuppeting. Gay. -- LEMON #1 09:13, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Sigh. What's wrong this time? 12:56, 7 September 2010 (BST)'s

IT'S FIXED! i KNEW IT! ;P ----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:13, 7 September 2010 (BST)

I reiterate my question. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 13:42, 7 September 2010 (BST)

As with past events, I'll leave it up to the individual winners to decide if they want to post the template, but I might notify everyone in a day or two in case they've missed it. 13:49, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Can I has sawn-off award? Or would the fifth judge, should he pop up, still be allowed to break the tie between me and Natasha? -- Spiderzed▋ 18:49, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Yep, there's still a chance for you to win outright, I'm still trying to track down the last ballot to break a 2-2 tie between you two (as well as the other tied result). 19:05, 7 September 2010 (BST)

Who we waiting on, so we know who to harass?--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 23:01, 8 September 2010 (BST)

Glob. :( 23:29, 8 September 2010 (BST)

It's not too hard to get in touch with him, your slacking mister! -- 

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