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NOTE: THIS IS AN ARCHIVE AND IS NOT TO BE EDITED IN THE TYPICAL WIKI FASHION PLEASE USE THE CURRENT DHPD PAGE. Any Edits by non-DHPD members will be considered VANDALISM and reported as Such. Thank You. Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 18:37, 8 April 2008 (BST)

All Contributions Before 4/12/08

Goon Trolls

I de-POVed the NPOV section but unfortunately user A Helpful Little Gnome uneponymously rolled back my changes under the banner of accuracy, while managing to add further inaccuracy by claiming the DHPD has over 70 members when the stats page clearly showed hours before that it had less. To avoid this happening again, I've added full citations for all my alterations, so it should be safe this time. --Grarr 21:47, 7 April 2008 (BST)

I didn't have a problem with you wanting to change it, just what you changed it to. DHPD is not small and has more than 70 members. Granted, it may not always be exactly 70 or more, but does anyone really want to update the stats every hour? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 01:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Apparently being true and fully sourced is not enough. Interesting precedent, I'd say...--Grarr 22:15, 7 April 2008 (BST)

I just wish Marty left his comments here instead of passive aggressively through the summary window. the unsigned comment was posted by-User:ScoobyDooDoobie

I'll oblige you, do not edit our page; it is called 'our' page for a reason... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:50, 7 April 2008 (BST)

Lol. You dont see me going over to the Dead's page and posting all sots of things do you? No you dont. Dont touch our pages anymore. Cisisero 23:57, 7 April 2008 (BST)

No, none of you would ever think of doing that. Oh wai-

"(diff) (hist) . . Talk:The Dead‎; 18:24 . . (+213) . . MartyBanks (Talk | contribs) (→NEEDS MORE IMAGES - )"

--Laughing Man 00:02, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Im glad he did, the 7 or 8 edits you have decided to make to our page inexcusable. -- Cisisero 00:05, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I posted in the 'TALK' in something about 'me'; whereas you all lot have decided to take it upon yourselves to renovate 'our' page the way you want it... which is not happening... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:35, 8 April 2008 (BST)

At least you guys have a right to complain since you've never been in our business. Get rid of this outdated never needed fucking page already you unbelievable morons. --Riseabove 19:24, 8 April 2008 (BST)

"Originally hit Dunell Hills and wasted it quite effectively mid-November '07 and have kept it survivor-free since then." cheers for admitting defeat guys, it's really nice of you. --Grarr 22:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I don't know what anyone else has done to your page... And I don't really care... (edit) Actually, I do, laiz! But what can I do about?? But I just wish to note that this -- "They still operate in an independent fashion, but their ability to communicate makes them able to quickly exchange working ideas and concepts, greatly increasing their effectiveness" -- is still non-verifiable, subjective matter of opinion. It may very well be perfectly true, but from the outside it is, nonetheless, just opinion and self-promotion. But anyway... thanks for making the effort, in any event. It is significantly more "up to spec". Cheers. --WanYao 00:53, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah, and their claim of '100+ and growing group members' is verifiably false. It was 80ish a few days ago, was 70 odd yesterday and is now actually 65: it should be 60+ and falling. At a rate of 5 a day. And no wonder, because this group page is becoming a bit of a joke. The Dead not liking you is not an excuse to actively fill the wiki with lies. --Grarr 01:26, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Lol guys, look, the joke just talked. Cisisero 02:00, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I simply changed it back to what it was before you showed up - seemed the easiest way. False or not, the page is ours to maintain as we see fit. I'm sure that, were I more of an anal person with a lot of spare time, I could rush over to the dead's page and claim that 'We're going to destroy everything, and you can't stop us' is a false statement. At the end of the day though, it's a wiki page for a group in a browser based game, so I guess we can let it slide. Good to see you have such an eye for detail though - that's a life skill and no one can take that away from you. xxx Sanpedro 02:04, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I just want to point out that the stats page can't be completely accurate, as it doesn't group together variations, mispellings etc. I used to have "Tikhon Medical's target dummy" in my profile for half a year, so it would not have been counted towards the group numbers. Same thing could be here. -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 03:39, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Maybe, at most, that could account for 10% extra members. Not over 50%. If you're wanting to claim that, you need evidence. --Grarr 12:15, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Why? It's a DHPD page - we can pretty much write whatever we please. Besides, with our posse members etc, it could easily account for over 50%. Again though, it's a group page - we've cleaned up the NPOV - anything else we might wish to put on the page etc. Thanks for caring though. Sanpedro 12:23, 8 April 2008 (BST)

heh, precedence? have a look at http://www.urbandead.com/stats.html and click on the top groups with a link to the wiki. Nearly all of them are inaccurate. There is your precedence. Even the righteous zombie groups such as MOB, FU, RFF, etc. Group membership fluctuates and can't be updated (as was said below by someone) every time a member leaves or signs up. And Grarr wants evidence? funny stuff. I can't believe you goons are this wrapped up in such minutia. --Showcase 18:58, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Yeah it's just flying from -30 to +130 all the time! Except it's not. It's been around 80ish for the past 5 months and has been falling in number for the past 2 months. Though I guess making fun of people with math skills is a good past time for you people.--ScoobyDooDoobie 20:03, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Oh, good. Everyone was waiting for you to show up to insult our intelligence. Too bad you missed the entire point regarding precedence, not whether we can add or read or fucking count. --Showcase 20:41, 8 April 2008 (BST)

I love my reception as always. Nice sidestep on defending your stupidity though. It explains how you guys survive in real life when the topic comes up.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:12, 8 April 2008 (BST)

You've proven everyone's stupidity over and over with your witty comments. Could you, just once, offer something to the disucssion other than that? --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Since you admit that DHPD is 'stupid' then what's the point of discourse or discussion? It goes over your heads anyway and as Marty and others have shown, you're willing to attack us outside of the game. I'm at least staying in character. You're making it personal and I'd advise against it. It hurts your image or whatever image you have left.--ScoobyDooDoobie 21:44, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Don't worry about my image, I'm not. So you're "in character"? I knew it! All my internet friends told me that Scoobydoodoobie was nothing but the dumbest fuck, incabable of forming a single coherent thought other than, "derrr, yer stoopid" but I kept telling them its just you being in character. How you can maintain that personality thoughout all of your comments is simply amazing. Personal? Who is taking it personal? I only see goons trolling the wiki pointing fingers at the stupid and infirmed and bitching like pussies about some group's character count. --Showcase 21:16, 8 April 2008 (BST)

And so the personal attacks continue. Nice strawman. --ScoobyDooDoobie 22:08, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Just because the Roster on the stats page lists a number...It doesn't mean there arn't more people part of the DHPD. You never know why a DHPD member might want to change his profile to read... oh I don't know... Maybe "The Dead" for some reason... hmmmm I wonder why that might be....Couldnt have anything with scent death now could it... Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 14:36, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Conndraka what can I say, when you're right, you're right. I can think of dozens of reasons why a DHPD member would want to drop his group affiliation, although none of them involve scent death... --Deadtanian 16:40, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Lol. you sir are a complete retard, members of your own group noticed the DHPD SWAT on the group stats board briefly, I wonder why we would do that? Im sure you thought it was because we are super cool police officers, but the reality is far different. Also, while we have your brain switched on, I want you to ponder if maybe, just maybe, we might try to do it with other members of our group. Ok now, I know that was hard, feel free to turn it back off now. -- Cisisero 00:16, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Get bent... it is our page... start screwing with it and you will face the consequences... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 17:50, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Chill Marty. Vandal reporting comes later and there is no need to discuss it. It will happen or it wont. Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 18:21, 8 April 2008 (BST)

Drama

As that discussion has deteriorated, the Category section has been removed. You may remove all our categories, please do not touch DHPD pages themselves, they are ours and any attempts to modify them will be brought to vandal services and possibly arbitration. Further posts by members of the Dead will also most likely be removed. Please stay off of all DHPD related pages. Cisisero 19:13, 4 April 2008 (BST)

I am not a member of the Dead. Nor are the sysops who were complaining about your group's abuse of the categories. And no one is talking about touching your personal group pages, man, you're degenerating into sheer paranoia!! Interesting, though, how you wish to cover your tracks... You don't just admit that you did something wrong and seek to fix it... Noooo... you just DELETE the legitimate criticism being levelled against your group... just like I expect you will delete this comment... won't you?? --WanYao 19:19, 4 April 2008 (BST)

What part of remove our categories did you not understand? If you really want to bitch about it go back and revert my edit and cut around every member of the Dead that said something retarded that was spam. As you are a sysop im sure you have all the time in the world to do it. Its our talk page and frankly I can do whatever I want with it. Regarding our pages, I was issuing a preemptive statement that we will not tolerate with it. As much as it isn't our wiki as someoner brought up, it isn't theirs either. As for your comment, it isn't filled with spam or drama, though the way you worded it will undoubtably bring it in. It wont be deleted for now, it may be deleted later however. Cisisero 19:33, 4 April 2008 (BST)

WanYao is not a sysop. And, boy... i wish i had all the time of the world... --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 21:08, 4 April 2008 (BST)

And, btw, it's considered poor form to delete comments from a talk page without archiving them. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 21:09, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Its a good thing we have the Drama Llama loomking over our page then isn't it. If you want to bitch about it do it somewhere else. I have no problem deleting the comments again. Nothing forces us to keep an archive, and until there is we probably wont keep inflammatory things around. Any further comments on the matter will be deleted as well. You had your way, the categories have been removed, now leave us alone. -- Cisisero 21:31, 4 April 2008 (BST)

Actually, my comments were dramatic and flame-y... I was genuinely pissed off when I wrote them. Because you deleted large chunks of commentary that were perfectly legitimate. Critical? Sure. But also legitimate. Talking about a problem that IMO needed to be addressed. And, I can't go around deleting stuff written by the Dead here because it's your talk page -- and deleting stuff would be vandalism. Cisicero... You really need to examine how you reacted to this. Because the way you handled this case... just deleting EVERYTHING... only made the problem worse. Pissed people off. And made your group look bad. Think about it. (EDIT) Oh... and no I am not a sysop, and I was not in any way implying I am... But I was referring above to comments made by sysops, which were deleted. --WanYao 12:52, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Alright, my apologies. I can cut around members of the Dead then :P Cisisero 18:11, 5 April 2008 (BST)

This is considered very bad form. As you deleted Laughing Man's comment, directly above this one, when it was not, in fact, overly dramatic, or trolly. In fact, it was the mere statement that this page was being archived and that what you are doing is an act of generic denial in the face of legitimate criticism. Membership in a specific in-game group does not invalidate one's criticisms. I've been here since nigh the game's inception, and have been playing my dedicated zombie for two years now, but I'm in favor of what The Dead have been upto, on-wiki and off. At least, most of them. It livens the place up, and the criticisms being levelled agqainst the DHPD -are legitimate-. You really need to take a step back and wonder if the image of your group as a whole is taking a severe beating as your actions to quash criticisms become increasingly desperate. Realize that the wiki community is just that, a community. Not very neighborly to put your fingers in your ears and go "la la la, I can't hear you", when the concerns are legitimate. As mine, here, are. Jerith 18:20, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Once again, are you unable to read? He mentioned that he archived the page, THAT WE SPECIFICALLY SAID WE WANTED DELETED. If you can tell me how that isn't inflammatory then Im pretty sure you are a member of the Dead yourself. It doesnt matter what you are in favor for, we view them as a bunch of trolling assholes. Its awesome what you like, but in the end im sure we can more than handle our group's image. There are no attempts to quash critisism, do you honestly believe Im going to sit here and complain abouta few Category signs? Realize that we are part of your wiki communnity whetheryou like us or not, and that even though in your eyes your concerns are legitimate, in ours they may not be. Cisisero 18:31, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Yes, but you were not the sole contributor of that section. Deleting the section is fine, but it is poor form to do so without archiving things -because doing so speaks of attempts to avoid, rather than address, the criticisms stated in that section-. You clearly cannot handle your group's image, as you're accusing and blowing up at each and every person to come to the page, and although acceding on minor points (category tags), you've not addressed the larger issues (the group has no in-game presence that conforms to what is stated on its now-misleading pages, and the DMZ is no more). So, not considering the concerns of other to be legitimate? That's fine. Going about it the way you are? That's not. Nowhere did I say that you're not a welcome member of the wiki community, just that you're not acting as a conscientious part of it, and all quarters are quickly losing patience for you. Jerith 19:12, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Alright... I am fucking done with trying to treat you like a rational, mature adult. Because you're obviously NOT. Ciao. --WanYao 03:21, 6 April 2008 (BST) (that was intended for cisisero and the DHPD people, not Jerith)... WanYao 03:24, 6 April 2008 (BST)

*Ehem* Well actually, you need your NPOV statement on the DHPD page to be NPOV, per the guidelines... more specifically the recruitment part should be moved, just that one sentence. :D -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 22:53, 4 April 2008 (BST)

What in the world... you guys have pages with DHPD categories for nonexistent users. Is there any reason for that? -- AHLG T G THE END IS NIGH! 05:22, 5 April 2008 (BST)

Some of those are users who have abandoned those pages; Some are current DHPD members that are active, and as I recall someone in the Posse was making profiles setups for the other posse members... Most have used them, a few have not... We've been running clean up a little bit recently; but I suggest you tread lightly there lest you delete an active DHPD members page... Which very likely will happen, since most of those folks pop in now and again... as for our NPOV statement on our page... I see no problem with it... that is pretty much a brief overview of the DHPD... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:59, 5 April 2008 (BST)

i think AHLG was referring to this: "Click here to join the DHPD. Read DHPD Testimonials for an inside look at the DHPD". That is not NPOV and needs to be moved. I also think that everything below that line is also not NPOV and needs to be moved to a POV section. But, that's just my opinion... Now... when you say stuff like "I suggest you tread lightly" -- are you aware that those words come across as a threat?Seriously... whether you meant it that way or not, that's how the phrase is usually used -- as a don't fuck with me -- or else comment. And then you act as though people are trying to delete the content of your pages -- which no one is... that looks a little... paranoid?? I'm saying this constructively, think about how talking like that, and how just deleting the Categories discussion makes people feel and makes you look. And this is coming from someone who can be complete asshole himself, I know of what I speak here... ;P And I can understand that the constant harassment by the SA Goons has probably put you on the defensive... But... Oh and those member categories, the simple solution is to have an active members roster. The categories themselves really clog up the wiki. --WanYao 13:07, 5 April 2008 (BST)

They are in the category because they are part of the DHPD... they choose to associate their profiles in the category we made... and yes the harassment is getting old... and you're not helping the situation... and if you wish to quibble over my words then by all means... but don't be surprised if someone who's active gets all hissy when you mess with their user page... it is not a threat... I'm just letting you know, people are temperamental when it comes to their pages... if you don't want to hear the friendly warning then ignore it... no harm, no foul... but back to the situation at hand... you guys are really not helping... we're trying to hold some ground... and if the dead think they can kick us off the wiki they have another thing coming... and at some point you guys need to move in and stop this stuff... this level of harassment should not be tolerated... we'd like to play the game in peace without jerks harassing us constantly both in and out of game... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 19:26, 5 April 2008 (BST)

I don't think they should have to change the content or categorizing of any of the pages specifically about their group or group members, just remove the group categories for in-game locations as those are encyclopedic in form and not group-owned. It'd also be nice if they put DHPD/The_dead_of_Dunell_Hills up for deletion. If they did these two things I can't see any reason why I for one would ever need to comment on any DHPD wiki pages again. --Riseabove 19:49, 5 April 2008 (BST)

MartyBanks... you're talking trash, dude. You're MAKING SHIT UP and balling about stuff that is totally beside the point of what myself and others were saying... like a paranoid delusional or something, seeing stuff that just isn't there... I am serious, you are making shit up that no one said or did, seeing persecution where it doesn't exist... While brushing off legit comments and criticism... You sound pathological, really you's all do... Anyway, I can't be bothered to agrue with you, because you people really do live on another planet... Wow... But... you ought to make your page conform to the NPOV standard everyone else is asked to abide by. Or... would being treated equally be PERSECUTION?!?!?--WanYao 03:35, 6 April 2008 (BST)

I'm not 'MAKING SHIT UP'... and insulting me when I'm opposed to your suggestions just makes my points more valid... SA has been harassing us at every turn... and as for our page... it is OUR PAGE... You don't understand the goons; you haven't dealt with them in any real manner, they are heartless and their ultimate goal is to destroy groups and hurt feelings. They will continue until they are removed or become bored... If you don't believe me... read this, it is what they do... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:50, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Marty does have a point. Those guys have been circling the DHPD pages like stray dogs looking for cat to chase. And he does have a point that many of them are simply out to irritate. Not all but several.--Kristi of the Dead 08:58, 6 April 2008 (BST)

I wasn't insulting you until you all got weird and defensive on me... I have been quite balanced in all this; I have little love for the Goons, either... In fact, I actually expressed sympathy re: the Dead's harassment. Or did you delete that??? Seriously... you respond to valid, even constructive, criticism TERRIBLY. Almost petulantly. I'm not the only one to notice or point this out, either. But I guess that makes us all Dead spooks, eh? --WanYao 09:22, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Kristi, this may go against everything most people believe about us, but at heart The Dead seek a level playing field and for everyone to have an equal chance. "But you guys have 1,600 zombies! How is that fair?" I hear you cry, well yes we do have an immense group, the survivor groups have an equal opportunity to band together but they choose not to, prefering to play politics. Any advantage we have is entirely of our own making, just as the survivor group's weaknesses are of their own making. The DHPD had effectively claimed the entire suburb of Dunell Hills and several bordering suburbs, plastering their categories over every single building in the self-proclaimed 'DMZ' and putting recruitment posters over countless pages. Anyone inside these suburbs who didn't play the game the way the DHPD wanted them to play the game found themselves PKed by self-important 'police officers' under the pretence of arrest warrants. We have removed this scourge and are simply returning the wiki to a wiki for everyone, not a wiki for the DHPD's personal use. Frankly, this should have been done a long time ago and I think even the most fervant hater of The Dead would have to agree. --Deadtanian 10:27, 6 April 2008 (BST)

Coming back

Hello everyone, I just wanted to say that I'm not innactive anymore, I'm sad to see Dunnel Hills current situation. Can I just put my name in the active list? --arwald 02:25, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

You'll be added by our IA Chief. Make sure to check by the forum. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:45, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Seems that my acc on forums has been deleted, I shall create another one. Thank you sir, btw, if you happend to be walking by Coffins Drive a revive would be nice :-) --arwald 05:20, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

yall are clear

ok yall are more than welcome in santlervilel now we have killed some of the dhpd impersonaters on ur most wanted i think they may be folowing the big bash were not sure contact us if u need us on our discussion page tomernews 9

First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour

Hey DHPD! The VZW just wanted to extend a thank you for attending the Zedapalooza Concert Tour stop at Club Wadman! When we turned the lights on in the Club, it was the only non-ruined building in the area and it was thanks to the help of so many great DHPD members that we were able to keep the amps powered up inside and the zeds knocked down outside. And a very successful retaking of the Calvert Mall was a huge help in taking the pressure off the 'cade watchers and let us enjoy a great concert. Once again, thank you and we hope to see some DHPD members drop in at all of the Zedapalooza tour stops! (VIP Zedapalooza passes have been issued to individual DHPD members who attended the concert at Club Wadman) --Shazzelim 17:35, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

we may have problems

well we killed that pking asshole off ur warrents page a sombie sqaud guy witnessed the thing (way out of his place) he pked me and my reporter i want you to tell them were not pkers we did the whole you have a warrent speech thing

just a warning

for the next month or so we will be killing all dhpd guys that come out here there are to many fakes tell ur guys to avoid santlerville if they must come our way put dunnel hills police department(c.9) when ur out here the reason why oram walk pd went down is because of dhpd impersonaters we will let yall back in in a month shouldent be a prob to yall sence this aint really ur region were not boss or anything just trying to kill all the guys on ur most wanted tomer

Marty Banks

Hey, guys. Is this fellow one of yours? He PKed one of the leaders of the Cheap Ass Survivors earlier today. We're understandably ticked off, and want to know what's going on here. Thanks. - Subotei's Crotch 03:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

He is. Would you please submit a screenshot and the profile of the victim? Thanks. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:41, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Are you in reference to this? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 04:26, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, umm... I'd like to apologize for that... my bad... I left a message on CPA's talk page... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:09, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

-10 points for calling us the "CPA" (CheaP Ass survivors?), but other than that, cool. I can't guarantee that HotShot's plan to avenge his death with - and I quote - a "Purple Monkey Dishwasher-powered thermonuclear fire axe" will still be carried out, but if it is, know this: it's not personal. - Subotei's Crotch 23:02, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

"*Marty Banks cringes and grinds his teeth... and shudders* [sigh] well at least he's being resourceful..." btw... that is cheap ass wiki page!! ;) --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 00:04, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

One: HotShot went and killed you. He has since apologized for this on the CAS talk page. Are we still cool? Two: You're damn right it's a cheap ass page. As a member of the Church of the Resurrection, I believe templates to be an abomination unto G-ZAZ.

Marty, sorry about the killing. I got home tonight and went straight to hunting you down, instead of checking the Wiki page. Crotch set a good example, and I will be following it in future PKing incidents. Unfortunately, Crotch tends to exaggerate about my tools, I only used pistols and shotguns tonight. --HotShotX 01:22 (EST)

The Fortess Team Dark Watch

Hello, Dedun friendly ambassador from the Fortress, a traveling pro survivor group. I also double duty as the Lt. for Team Dark watch and scanning the suburb map there is not a lot of hot spots. I have never personally been to Dunnell Hills so when my CO suggested it I said why not? I'm advance scout right now trying to figure out where to set up shop, the others are a day or two behind me, if you have any suggestions, or are interested in any coordination please contact us through our wiki at http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Fortress —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dedun (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Continued on forum. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 21:16, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

DCC

I apologize if this isn't the way to do this, but this DCC is a menace. There was once a warrant on this scoundrel (and it was carried out a few times much to my annoyance!). It was issued back in Nov. and I was whacked a few times but then I was good for a few months and my name was removed. However, I was still getting killed. So, I have decided to make it easy and just request a permanent warrant on my head. It seems I won't be left alone (even when I am behaving) and I have poor impulse control when it comes to my beloved Surgeon General. You were my first PK (awww) and a worthy opponent! So, please... May I have my name on the wall or to have you stop killing me? --DCC 19:34, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

We'll file a warrant for your last PK, but I'm afraid that you are gonna have to really work for it if you want to make it to permanent status - if we just hand it to you, then all the others are gonna want one too. Keep that rainbow in sight and never stop believing in yourself - I know you can do it!Sanpedro 00:28, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Yes sir! *salutes* I'll make you proud. err, wait... I'll make you dead! Yeah, that's it!--DCC 08:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Flak Jacket

Is Flak Jacket a member of DHPD? Either way, he killed me(with no provocation or explanation)and he needs to be dealt with. Pvt Al 19:02, 23 January 2008 (UTC)

No, he is not. A warrant has been issued for some time. You may view our warrant list here. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:06, 24 January 2008 (UTC)

Charlie Chicken

Charlie Chicken is impersonating a DHPD officer - he has the group name in his profile, just check. And he killed me. Bastard. --Snikers 05:02, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

We are aware of the situation. We have a warrant issued. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 06:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

The issue was actually the impersonation; though the punishment doesn't seem to differ anyway, he was pretending to be DHPD in addition to his murderous impulses. The situation seems to have gone away anyway as he is now a member of the "Darvall Heights Police Department." --Snikers 21:09, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Said group is merely a creation of Something Awful members. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 23:33, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

A cheerful hello from Tomer

tomer the cop here yep the guy yall banned ,betrayed,played for a fool i think yall will like the new forums i gave yall took about 3 hours to do it but it was wrth every minute i hope yall like it it actually fits the REAL description of the dhpd

Hm, well that didn't take long to revert... --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:58, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

UDBrain Tool

Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know about a greasemonkey script my friend and I just developed. It tracks barricade status of all the buildings in Malton using a database. I'm looking for a large group to sponsor it because the way the script works is that every time a user with the script visits a building, a barricade report is submitted to the database. In order for our data to be up to date, we need a lot of users. Would you please use the script? Once the user base gets large enough, you'll enjoy the barricade status of each building appearing on the map. It should make your UD lives much easier. The script is available here. Thanks!
--Scotaro007 05:28, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

Request for assistance...

...from EDU. Please visit our wiki, or our Forum[1] for details. --Jokimoto^{M.E.R.C.Y. EDU T} 04:53, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Random Revive

Dont you guys observe the No Random Revive Policy? Jay Mick Murphy randomly revived me on the street without scanning me, and I had not posted on the DEM Revive request tool. I was on my way to be revived, but still, this kind of ignorance is why we have a problem with the RRF Gore Corps (Death Cultists) in Barrville/Havercroft! People dont scan or just revive randomly and then the Gore Corps free run into our NT's and PK us! Can you please talk to him about the importance of this? What if I was a RRF Gore Corps PKer? Then the DHPD would be responsible for anyone I killed/generators/transmitters I destroyed! proof ---- Starman537 00:41, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, easy there, let me settle this thing out. Firstly, that guy is no member of the DHPD, as he isn't on our roster. Second, ain't no way we'd be operating all the way over there, what with the zed problems we've been having in our little neck of the woods. I'll make sure this information gets to the right people, and thank you for reporting this event. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hi Starman, Thanks for bringing this up. JMM is unknown to us and is operating well out of the DMZ. He has been brought to the attention of the rest of the department who will be keeping their eyes out for him. Sanpedro 04:16, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Glossary

Is there any reason for this group to have its own glossary category to be added to buildings and suburbs? --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 21:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... I do not know. That was done way before my time. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:00, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Attacked At A Revive Point

Hi. I just thought I'd drop by and suggest that you tell some of your members to not attack zombies at revive points. I was standing at a plainly tagged RP when I was attacked by this guy: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1044077

Or is the DHPD into that sort of thing?--JustinMullins 14:12, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Please forgive our recruit for such behavior. A notification against such actions has been sent. We ask you to excuse this occurrence, as it was a result of a new player who knew no better. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 17:32, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Opsec

Where it at -patients

You are not a member of the Dunell Hills Police Department. As such, I have reverted it. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:14, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

On that vein, what happened to this DMZ, all I see is ruin and wreckage for what must be miles of internet streets. And zombies. Loads of 'em. --Zambargh the Ravener 01:38, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

A great number of people, based on the SomethingAwful forums, have reformed The Many and started another group Project TIME, and have since been ravaging the area. They'll get bored eventually. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 03:07, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

That's your plan? Wait until they get bored? What if they decide to take over your DMZ? I don't feel safe here knowing that I am only protected when you guys feel like it. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Zambargh the Ravener (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Why should you feel safe? You're part of the problem. Besides, we're not sitting on our laurels and munching stale donuts, drinking tepid coffee, and jabbering on about the good old days when people had decency. That's only for when there isn't work to do, and there's always work to be done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:36, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

PKed Clown not taking it lying down!

I've noticed graffitti claiming the DHDP to be PKers. I thought it lame propoganda, but now have cause to think it might be true, having been killed by a Rubix41 who claims to be a membr of the DHPD. Presumably he didn't like my stage name. I didn't know that was an offense in Malton, even in these difficult times.

When I first arrived in Malton I attempted to bring some much-needed humour to this gloomy city. Some may question the point of my efforts to lift the spirits of the living-impaired, and indeed my first audience gave me a less than friendly reception, and from then on I wandered the city as a mindless fellow of the dead, until revived by a friendly stranger. My new lease of life did not last long, however, before this trigger-happy Rubix41 shot me! Repeatedly! And what makes it worse is that I didn't even get to say ONE JOKE before he killed me! Even the zombies were more civilised!

It will be a while before I can stagger to my feet but when I do I want a revival and an apology! Oh, and a booking for your next Police Ball... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 15:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... This is indeed a serious accusation. Might you give your profile and, if you have taken one, a pic of this crime, or perhaps an IWitness? Rubix41 is indeed one of our officers, and I doubt he would have killed you without just reason. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 19:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

I should take a moment to commend you on your complaints department who even now are relaying my dying groans (quite prolonged, I know, but that's Malton for you) from outside of the building. Oh, yes, incidentally, it's the Ruggevale Walk Police Dept in Owsleybank. I took no picture of my demise, but my profile is here. Please note I do not seek vengeance: I'll be content with just the revival and the apology. Oh, and that gig would be nice... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 23:38, 11 November 2007 (UTC)

Most strange that one of our officers should act in such a way... Alas, what is to be done... Anyway, if it is a revive that you seek, please stop by St. Lorenzo's Church for quick and speedy service. If anything more can be done, please continue. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I've passed your profile onto our revival squad who will be keeping an eye out for you at St Lo's Church. Apologies for any misunderstanding here. Sanpedro 03:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, what's that? Your desk sargeant is yelling to me that it's in the next suburb north... ok, I'll start - Grrr, agh... Agh! Great. I got up and got chopped down in short order! It's a tough crowd alright. What do you have to do around here to get an encore? Anyway, I'll lurch there as soon as I can... --Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 04:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I believe Rubix checked your profile and assumed you were a zed spy. Times are tough in the hills for a prosurvivor group, and we sometimes have to make quick decisions based on a risk assessment in situations where the territory is only being held precariously. Nonetheless, if you've done no wrong in the DMZ, then welcome; we ask only for your understanding in this matter. Pedro told me of your situation, and I'll be monitoring St Lo's church (come INSIDE if possible) personally over the next few days for your arrival. I would recommend that upon your entry into building which you intend to sleep inside, that you declare your friendly intentions immediately so that no overzealous survivor (DHPD or not) will panic at your moderately suspicious profile and try to cap you. Alternatively, an interior spray indicating your performance details (where, when) would be most helpful in publicity. I'm afraid that without perfect control of the suburb and its inhabitants, we will not be able to guarantee you safety in the area (most of us are dying like flies as well). However, you were right to notify us if you felt a killing by an officer, while you were in survivor form, was unjustified.--ASharpFork 08:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I'd like to add, if this was due to suspicion of being a zombie spy that is not our policy, only confirmed members of zombie groups actively attacking a safe house are legitimate targets. FmrPFCBob 16:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

RELCAC

Our Group, RELCAC, is currently helping to rebuild West Becktown. I'm trying to make contact with the DHPD in order that we might coordinate from time to time. What would be the best way to do so? --Cvk

You are invited to register on our forum. We look forward to talking with you. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:14, 17 September 2007 (BST)

I've just done so. Thanks for the speedy reply! --Cvk 02:43, 17 September 2007 (BST)

Llama?

Hehehe! I think our llama ate everyone. Ezekiel UK 18:25, 4 September 2007 (BST)

No worries, I just moved everything to our new archive. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 20:01, 4 September 2007 (BST)

All Contributions Before 8/29/07

DHPD

Welcome to the Disscusion Page. Anything that does not "belong" on the radio or on the Zed Watch(tm) section of the Dunell_Hills_Police_Department can be posted here.

	The Drama Llama is Watching You
	The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.

Recent Actions

The Caiger Mall Survivors Request Your Attention

Hello. While I am a relatively new member of Caiger, I understand that you are basically our closest allies. Is there anywhere I can talk to someone in charge without enemies being able to see? If so, you can email it to me at mvbwp@yahoo.ca Xshu 01:16, 03 August 2007

Pking Group The End

The End has your group on their page as people they've pissed off. (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_end) We are currently dealing with them now in Mornington. They have made us, The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes & The Lizard Wizards their targets. Would you like to come to Mornington for a short spell and get even by running them out of town? Thanks! Here's a link to our page so you know we are legit...(http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Abandoned_Warriors) Pandoras emptiness 14:01, 17 July 2007 (BST)

Congratulations

To the DHPD for doing their part to return the zombie/survivor ratio to the 50/50 mark. Kudos. Tyler Whitney0 00:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)

We're more than happy to do our part. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:28, 21 April 2007 (BST)

G.I.F.D.

Si il y a un francophone dans ce groupe, qu'il me contact! (Doff chapeau, vous etes francais?) --Zyll 13:08, 23 April 2007 (BST)

Doff doesn't frequent the Wiki much but I'll pass along the word. He's a French major at the University. Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 17:16, 25 April 2007 (BST)

ok, if he want to contact us, answer me on my discussion page, thanks a lot --Zyll 10:09, 20 May 2007 (BST)

well that was fun.

where did all the zombies go?----Sexualharrison ^{MR• ה •T} 20:57, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Malton Police Departments Group

Do you have a template that we can put in our 'Friends and Allies' section?

Regards--MaxFloyd 11:36, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Hmm... I don't believe so. At least, I've never seen one. I bet I could whip something up though. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 14:22, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Ah, here we are:

DHPD Ally

This user or group is an ally of the Dunell Hills Police Department.

Unless this is the

Barricade Policy Enforcement Group.

who would like you to believe they are DHPD allies but are, instead, just Pker Alts of The Dead who couldn't beat Malton as zombies and are now trying to do it with pkers.

Yep. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 15:21, 17 June 2007 (BST)

New Group Moving In

Greeting friends. My name is Travis "Scythe" Wells, and I am the founder of a new group known as the Special Sanitation Unit. It has come to my attention that there is not really a group in Peddlesden Village, as the only group that appeared to be there is possibly disbanded. Me and my men are prepared to move in and take over this suburb with your approval. The only downfall is that my group is currently a bit undermanned, so I would appreciate it if DHPD could assist during the transitional phase once we arrive in a few days. It is my hope that our two groups can be close allies and assist each other in protecting survivors and the innocent. Travis "Scythe" Wells , 01:11, 6 June 2007 (BST)

New friends are always welcome. We would enjoy the addition of another group in the area since the disappearance of The Regulators. Please come to our forum so we can more easily address your needs and coordinate our efforts. FmrPFCBob 20:47, 6 June 2007 (BST)

Excellent. I have registered on these forums and will soon begin collaboration with your group. Thanks for your support thus far. Travis "Scythe" Wells11:28, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Mick Jagger

One of your members, who is not on the members list of your page killed me so in turn is now on my PKer list as well as that of other bounty hunter organizations. He has been targeted for eradication and i just wanted you guys to know this. - Firequag Quagmister 00:11, 6 May 2007 (BST)

Do you have his profile? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 00:18, 6 May 2007 (BST)

Fiat Lux

Illumination is the rarest of gifts. Nothing travels faster than light, nothing burns brighter…infuse a light with truth, and it will outrun, and outshine any lie you pit against it.

One year ago, a band of brave heroes brought a new kind of light to Malton. Some of you remember it, some of you have since heard, others of you were there, beside me, as we turned over the world and transform night into day. Now, I seek to do it again.

I have called you, brothers in arms, because of your rare devotion to the survivor cause. In times to come, many will hear of this event, and will claim to have kindled the light of a new age, but you will stand among the first to renew the light of Malton…the Extravaganza has come again.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Second_Extravaganza Are you with me

PRIOR TO MARCH 2007

Is there a cop in here?

This is Tovarisch Khrushchev of the C4NT, and I'm looking to get a hold of one of your leaders. If you could send a representative to the New Malton Colossus forums(linked by the Channel 4 News Team Wiki if needed), I would very much appreciate it. Once there, have the representative send me a PM. Stay Classy! Tovarisch Khrushchev 07:42, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Regarding Caiger

The Malton Rangers have secured an NT close to the mall. Please send Jeff Oneil to the NMC boards to discuss this with me --Dickhole Bonaparte _{Leader, Malton Rangers} 16:18, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

The Day's Getting Closer

Things are progressing pretty much like we thought they would. Zed numbers in caiger mall are relatively low (only 100+). There are, however, many zombies in Greater Becktown and Darvall/Chudleyton who will collapse back onto the Mall if it's liberated. In any case it's time we start getting serious. So I've named Dunell Hills as the CMS' rallying point. It's close and it's the most secure location in the area. I apologize if this leads to a slight increase in pkers/zombie groups in the suburb looking to harrass us before the main event. They'll probably be sticking close to the mall in any case or risk giving it back to us. Don't worry. We'll bring donuts and cider. And wipe our feet before entering your stations. Tyler Whitney0 02:16, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

Your views on GKing

I witnissed this today, while in Marven Mall in South Bylthville. (I appologize for the resized screenshot, but Photobucket doesn't accept it when I upload the bigger one.) This guy, Madlatvian, who has Dunell Hills Police Department set as his group as you can see, destroyed the generator in the mall. Now, I wonna know if he actually IS part of your organization, or is he just someone using your group name as a cover? Jenx 21:09, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Madlatvian IS NOT one of ours... he/she/it went through the joining process and then went rogue. Feel free to execute as time permits. Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 21:41, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks again for the quick reply. Jenx 22:13, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

The Campaign to Retake Caiger

The DHPD was always there for Caiger Mall, even when it wasn't. Even when Caiger Mall became "Maginot Mall" the DHPD helped indirectly by keeping hundreds of zombies occupied during the sieges. So, I'm inviting any and all officers and departments who are interested to take part in the planning and execution of the CMS' retaking of the Mall. I'm working up plans now for both the attack, and what the CMS will look like once we have the mall again. Needless to say, the focus will be on organization, and special divisions designed solely to be sent wherever they're needed in Malton. Any input or assistance Malton's Finest have to offer would be greatly appreciated. Contact me on my talk page, or simply sign up for a strike group whenever you're ready. Tyler Whitney0 19:06, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Help!

Listen, the entire area of Peddlesden is over barricade. If you can help, I'm pinned down here, most of the group has used up the IP hits already, trying to get to Peddlesden for revives, we're frankly stuck, and the number of zombies is insane. only three of our members have free running, and only one of them has been revived. I'm currently stuck in A junkyard (1,19), with no barricades and zombies within a seconds walk --Corgano 21:17, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

A message from the Predators

Hi guys, its witchblade. anyhow, we wanted to thank you for the wonderfull eats you have provided us and the horde we managed to put together to attack your Cotty police department. It was a wonderfull battle. now that we have over-ran, ransacked, and cleared any vestigaes of life from inside the PD, we are going to be moving on from your hills. It was fun, and knwo this, we didnt zerg, nor will zerg in the future. Alts used in this raid were not conenctd in toher groups to other players allied with your group, nor were preds zerging on you. We are a legit group of maybe 12 now, who herded alot of strays your way with combat revives your teams provided here and there, and it was a fun time. Thanks for making our first ever siege successfull! next time we shamble into town, we wont have a need to herd any groups as we will have grown. I cannot say where the horde shall be moving to, but i can say it was a worthy challenge. Your numbers grew steady as the zombie numbers grew, providing one hell of a long battle. though you may have moved a large number of personnel from Cotty, the facts still remain, it was taken over, and it was fun! Hope you all dont continue to be poor sports, and take a man seriosully next time he tells you he will bring 90 zombies to your doorstep. Good day, dear DHPD, twas a fun battle! ~--Witchblade 21:30, 8 November, 2006 {EST}

Actually you can post anything you want here...its your page too. Lets just keep the information sorted accordingly. Spanks!

Scarletwood Police Department Alliance

Hello I am Burning The Fire from Scarletwood Police Department and i am asking you for an alliance between Malton Police Department and Scarletwood Police Department, We see you as a valuable ally if we do ally up. Hope to hear from you soon--Burning The Fire 20:14, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

STARS and Predator related discussion

S.T.A.R.S.

The Special Tactics And Rescue Squad requests an alliance. -Stephen Wolfe 22:48, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Can we continue talks here?--Mayor Fitting 03:38, 7 October 2006 (BST)

I agree since all DHPD should be able to know your complaints and read them here --Serge 20:46, 7 October 2006 (BST)

Proof?

Ok, could you prove how we are zerging? I got g4 to stop, so now who is on the list of our "zerg alts" you have? I would like to see your proof of zerging (other then g4, which has ceased) and a list of suspected zerging characters. I can guarantee you none of them would be alts of people on our member list. I'm only asking since someone spray painted "Predators are zerging pussies!" onto the outside of the PD. If your gonna say we zerg, back it up with facts. --Mayor Fitting 05:09, 22 October 2006 (BST)

Unfortunatly I can't do anything about the spraypaint other than spray over it. But.... Ken Irons and the Puchachabras are questionable in connection since it was Ken who posted about Puchachabras within minutes of it happening. But all in all I can say that it has been eight months since the Desk seargent controversy and there are still alegations of Zerging on the Part of the DHPD, after what was pulled with the "door knockers" and G4 (not to mention Blackzilla) you can expect alegations of Zerging to follow you for quite some time, even if those responsible are no longer with you. and Mayor,(please take this as the genuine advice that it is) because of the issues that arose that led to the STARS/Predator developement, you need to pick one group or the other and the taint of the Predator problems is stuck to you as long as you are a part of them. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 07:36, 22 October 2006 (BST)

Well, I am not offended by anything in game, since people do what they want, and we can't stop it. I will say this, if anyone is found zerging I'm kicking them. I also want to say that we didn't use door knockers, and personally I don't even know what that information was based off of. --Mayor Fitting 00:32, 23 October 2006 (BST)

A Notice from the STARS Leader

Notice to DHPD:

I am Chris Hollis, the leader of the STARS, as you may or may not know. First off, i would like to say that i am sorry beyond words for what has happened between our two groups in the last few days, i would also like to apologize for the foolishness my group displayed on our board. I am ashamed, and embarrassed that my group acted the way it did. I hope you understand that is not our usual selves, but just the emotionally filled and fiery eyed side of them that was talking. From what i can gather, the argument has steamed over a group of zombie alts that some of our leaders have. Mayor Fitting, who he goes by in the STARS was given the character G4361 by the member of the STARS who is now Rowan Mayfair. Mayor/G4361 and Mayfairs thrid character alt named "Ken Irons" had a small zombie alt group that he used, which in no way is affiliated with the STARS, to tell the truth, I had no clue that they had a group like this existed. We have also banned (or on the verge of) Blackzilla, who also has caused problems with your group.

But, I also must express my opinion on the zombie alt part of our quarrel. The STARS have NO affiliation with the "Predators" and never have, which makes us only guilty of some… harsh words on our boards, for which i am sorry.

Our Wiki, which was not updated in ages, (which is my fault) had old news and member lists on it, which may have caused some of the confusion, we have appointed two people to keep the wiki up to date, and a member list is being created togive to allies who ask for it.

Now, I would like to solve this argument here and now, i do not want to start a war, or a hatred between two such honorable groups, why have a war on one pointless misunderstanding. Rest assured, I know there will be a bitter taste in our mouths because of the words displayed on our boards, but, I hope we can soon get over that. The STARS do not want to fight the DPHD, why fight such a large, pro survivor group that has done so much, we fight the PH, the bastards of UD.

So, again, I will end this notice with my apologies. I await your reply either on our boards (PM me or put it in the allies section) or on our wiki's talk page..

Thank You,

- Chris Hollis

To Clear Things Up

Well, there as you all know, there is some controversey between the Predators affiliation with The Special Tactics And Rescue Squad. I am here to try and clear things up, before things get too ugly. Well, here it goes. As you know, I have claimed leadership of the Predators. Although my username is Mayor Fitting, the character I use in the Predators is g4361. g4361 was originally a STARS member, but his creator gave him to me for use in Urban Dead. Seeing as we stopped updating our wiki...for a long time, he was still on the members list, which obviously created confusion. The current character used by g4361'a creator is RowanMayfair. Me and Rowan, decided to create the Predators as a side project, meant for just fun. He used the character "Ken Irons" and myself, originally going to use my alt, kaiser33, decided not to, since he is a lower level. So I decided to use the character Rowan gave to me (g4361). The group's only affiliation with STARS is that we use our mains to help maintain it, as we are commanders in the group, and that we drafted a few members of STARS with zombie alts. It was not intended for STARS to send in the Predators to mess with you guys. It is not an excuse for STARS to attack you and not take the blame. So, me having g4 given to me, an outdated wiki, and me only having one wiki account=CLUSTER FUCK!!!!, alright. I hope this can help clear things out, I will go to my user page and spiff it up with my main and my alts.

   Sorry for the hassle (and the treatment jeff oneil recived at the forums), --Mayor Fitting 02:02, 8 October 2006 (BST)

We are withdrawing the predators from Dunell Hills to help fix the situation.--Mayor Fitting 20:21, 8 October 2006 (BST)

Sorry to disagree again...but

You can't really blame the outdated wiki for us thinking you were the g4 of STARS fame, since when you joined my precinct you told me that is who you were, and you later posted in our forums asking for a command staff position on the basis you had previously been in a leadership position in STARS. Any confusion as to who you really were was due entirely to your deception. Further more, I would like to ask who the Witchblade character is. G4 used to post as Witchblade on the STARS forums, so if you are g4, and g4 is Ken Irons, who is Witchblade? -- Officer Otep 10:10, 9 October 2006 (BST)

It's OK, I know now that Witchblade is a zerg of Ken Irons, being that you already said that Ken Irons was Rowan Mayfairs predator alt, yet Rowan Mayfair's wiki user page was created by Witchblade. You really should do better at covering your zerging tracks. Officer Otep 12:08, 13 October 2006 (BST)

Hey, dont look at me. Im a one character guy :)--Mayor Fitting 00:28, 16 October 2006 (BST)

I sam Witchblade, and not a zerg alt of kens. Sharing charectors can be pretty crazy, huh? rowan used to be my char, but i gave that char to ken, totally seperate from me, or my life in malton. ken is a diferent person then me, and im a different person then him, or rowan. I pulled out of the predators, and out of the dunnel hills area to live life as a human, as zombie life around this man became a bit confusing. jsut wanted to clear that up, please do not confuse me with that person. thank you.

)--witchblade 9:28p.m., 17 October 2006 (EST)

NPOV - Desk Sgt. Controversy - March

The Desk Sergeant Controversy

Moved from the front page. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 17:07, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
March 25, 2006.The DHPD was known to use "Desk Sergeants" and "Monitor" accounts, which operated as "shared characters" used by multiple players, primarily as teaching tools, but also to assist the group. At least one was placed in each police department in Dunell Hills. This was a controversial tactic and was decried by some players in the game, while supported by others. An official ruling by Kevan has stated that the DHPD's actions were, by definition, zerging, making previous claims that Kevan had granted permission to the group invalid. Around 50 accounts, primarily made up of paid charcters using one IP address at a college, and those related to the Desk Sergeants and Monitors were banned shortly after Conndraka ordered the accounts in question moved to a church for disposal.

The DHPD has accepted the ruling and will strictly enforce an anti-zerg/alternate policy in the interest of fair game play. Our honor comes from the respect of our enemies, which we endeavour to earn once again. — Chief FmrPFCBob

Related Discussion

This is the place to discuss everything regarding the Desk Sgt. controversy. It's now in the past, and I would like to come to a consensus about what the NPOV section should say.

Darth Sensitive 21:37, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

I, obviously, feel that my NPOV edit should be used. I like the wording better and I think that it fairly displays the outcome of the incident. --TheTeeHeeMonster 21:49, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Your NPOV edit implies that Kevan reached his decision before Conndraka took any action, and that he did not take their current location into consideration. This is clearly not the case though. Here is the pertinent part of the mail: "(And Conndraka is *easily* break zerging guidelines, his alts were all right at the top of my suspicious-characters list this morning, and would have been banned instantly even if I hadn't seen your email.)" Note that he gives the current status of the characters as the reason for breaking zerging guildlines. That current location was a single church, which the characters had been moved to per Conndraka's orders the previous night. If Kevan had thought their old locations were breaking zerging guidelines, they would have been removed long before, as he shows when he says "would have been banned instantly even if I hadn't seen your email." To be a proper edit, you must include the details of the situation in proper chronological order, which TeeHee's edit does not. --Karmacappa 22:03, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

So, then, you are going to include the part where Kevan says that Conndraka ABSOLUTELY, NEVER said what they characters were for, which makes him a liar, right? I refer, specifically, to this quote here: "...Gah to that thread, having read it. Conndraka has *never* asked me about

the specific legality of desk sergeants...".

Those characters were doomed; he was breaking the rules AND HE KNEW IT. So if you want to say "the only reason they got tracked by the zerg flag is because they got moved to the church" we definately need to include Kevan's response saying that he didn't give permission. The fact is that your boy was zerging *and* he got busted on it. Don't try to retroactively change history to make yourselves look good about it. In fact, I'd be far more likely to let this slide except the bulk of the DHPD I've dealt with about this have been all about putting their heads in the sand. YOUR LEADER CHEATED. YOU MUST DEAL WITH THIS. --Jorm 22:20, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

As an aside, I am perfectly happy with what is currently on the page, including the comment about strictly enforcing a no-zerg policy. It says everything that I think needs to be said, but I haven't seen who actually made the edit. (Just checked; someone named Bobsnpiece, who I don't know). This is an acceptable edit. I think that it is *good* that there is a notice about the new policy - it sets it off, shows that you have said, "okay, this is not the way we want to play, and we're going to be very strong about it in the future."--Jorm 22:27, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

It would be fine to include the part where Kevan says he never said the Desk Sergeants were legal. It is also fine to say that Kevan said he was zerging. These facts must both be put after the fact that the characters were moved at Conndraka's orders to a single building, and note that the decision to call them zergs was a result of their resulting proximity. --Karmacappa 22:28, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Absolutely not, and I will not allow you to whitewash this. HE. CHEATED. He knew he was cheating. He *DELIBERATELY* misled Kevan. He *DELIBERATELY* implied that the characters were being used by DIFFERENT PEOPLE. He then *DELIBERATELY* lied to US, saying that he had been given permission. Bang-zoom-to-the-moon, Alice: guess what? Conndraka lied. Kevan confirmed it. I don't care one whit that he moved the zergs to the same building - that's NOT what tripped the flags, since it takes more than a day to do so. He knew he was going to get busted and he tried for something pre-emptive.

You continually attempt to defend this situation, Karmacappa, and that's really a sad thing, because you're obviously not stupid. I know it's hard sometimes to think that someone you threw your lot in with isn't who you think they are, but that's the truth: Conndraka cheated. He knew it. Just accept it, take your lumps, and move on. Because until you do, you're going to be seen as cheaters. Until you say, "yeah, crap, we were wrong," it's honorless. And saying "the only reason they got flagged as zergs is because we moved them together" isn't honorable: it's attempting to duck responsibility. And we - the players at large - are going to hold you to that responsibility. Be adults; own up to it.--Jorm 22:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

The current version is not accurate. It indicates that Kevan disapproved of the actions, which he did not state in his e-mails. He only lists physical proximity as a reason. He states that the physical proximity at the time he checked was unacceptable. The notice of Kevan's official decision must also come after the fact that the accounts were banned, as he did not write those messages until after the characters were moved and subsequently banned. --Karmacappa 22:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Do they not teach reading comprehension at the school you go to?--Jorm 22:44, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

I find it hard to believe that the flags would only have been tripped this morning if it was due to the actions of the characters over a long period of time. In fact, Kevan mentions that it is the situation in the morning specifically which tripped the alarms. If you represent improper facts about those alarms, wouldn't that make you a liar? Two wrongs does not make a right Jorm, so please, stick to the facts and try to be honest yourself.--Karmacappa 22:47, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

OMFG. I am not the one on trial here. Stop trying to act like the victim, Karma or Conndraka or whatever your name is (and yeah, I'm starting to think you're just another face for Conndraka, since that pretty much pushes his style). Go home, newb. I'm done talking to you. I'll talk to Darth Sensitive from now on. --Jorm 22:52, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

The portions of Kevan's letter regarding what data he had, "there were a load of desk-sergeants and other alts right at the top of my zerg-alarm list when I checked it just now..." and "his alts were all right at the top of my suspicious-characters list this morning". These quite clearly state that the data he was using was the data as of this morning. As such, it is improper to state that Conndraka's decision to move the characters the night before was not what tripped the flags. Whenever Kevan actively checks that data, it is the data for the current time.--Karmacappa 23:00, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Hmm, well, from my stance, it looks like Jorm would be trusted over any DHPD member right now, so maybe he would never be considered a liar even if he was wrong. He is presenting his POV of the order of events, and is considered more trustworthy than your folk, so therefore his view is considered more correct. So if you want your version to be considered Canon, then how about taking some responsiblity and stop sullying your reputation by getting into an edit war with a Trusted Member of Urban Dead?--Karlsbad 22:57, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Darth: My position is this: The fact that the controversy exists must be included, the fact that Conndraka misrepresented Kevan must be included, and the fact that your group has taken measures to stop the issue *should* be included. I personally think the banning of the desk sergeants and whether or not they tripped the flags or whatever is irrelevant; in my mind, the issue is that a leader of the DHPD cheated, got caught doing so, lied about it, to both the playerbase and Kevan, and was subsequently ruled against. That is the crux of the issue, in my mind. The current edit is fine for the most part but I think it tries to be a bit too defensive in the "they were banned AFTER they were moved bit" but whatever. People have to try to save face and there isn't much face to save here. I should point out to you that I am not the only one who thinks Karmacappa is another alt for Conndraka. You may wish to prevent this person from being associated with your public face in any way, shape, or form - the continual defensive nature is not doing your public image any favors (quite the opposite, actually). I've said my bits; I'm done with this for now.--Jorm 23:10, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

Current edit seems fine, as it satisfies the conditions met by Jorm, Teehee, that it be noted that Conndraka stated Kevan approved of the practice, that Kevan later denied it, and that the characters were banned. My issue with the edits was less about the content rather than the way it was being presented implied that Conndraka's actions with the characters was not involved in the ultimate decision. The current edit seems to correctly portray the situation and sequence of events.--Karmacappa 23:39, 25 March 2006 (GMT)

OK - wow... I post this mid-afternoon and get back on in the evening. Geez. I think that what we have here:

March 25, 2006.The DHPD was known to use "Desk Sergeants" and "Monitor" accounts, which operated as "shared characters" used by multiple players, primarily as teaching tools, but also to assist the group. At least one was placed in each police department in Dunell Hills. This was a controversial tactic and was decried by some players in the game, while supported by others. An official ruling by Kevan has stated that the DHPD's actions were, by definition, zerging, making previous claims that Kevan had granted permission to the group invalid. Around 50 accounts, primarily made up of paid charcters using one IP address at a college, and those related to the Desk Sergeants and Monitors were banned shortly after Conndraka ordered the accounts in question moved to a church for disposal.

is good. Maybe we should add that Conndraka and Kevan are working to get the individual accounts of the Posse reinstated?

Darth Sensitive 03:49, 26 March 2006 (BST)

Sorry for any confusion about my identity, Bobsnpiece is the same as FmrPFCBob, I created the former account before I began using FmrPFCBob. I briefly removed my statement until I got in touch with other Staff Members for approval.

Location Pages vs Group Pages - March

I know the DHPD is a large group and have taken over the suburb of Dunell Hills and the surrounding suburbs in the game. Which is why I suppose there is a drive to start creating location pages for every single location in the suburb. I applaud the efforts, but I wish to bring the attention of the DHPD to two things.

Firstly there is a difference between location pages and group pages. The main difference is that anyone can edit the infomation on a location page, but only group members can edit infomation on the group pages. Hence, there needs to be separate pages for Dunell Hills Police Department (location) vs DHPD (group), such that non-members of DHPD (e.g. zombies) can report their activities on the location pages.

Secondly, I know OddStarter (the wiki's admin) frowns upon creating location pages with little or no content. I would also like to draw the DHPD's attention to the Location Style Guide.

I hope the members of your group would cooperate to ensure the smooth running of the wiki. I do apologize for any inconvienence caused. --Nov ^{W!, Talk} 18:18, 11 March 2006 (GMT)

I understand and appreciate the mapping project that the wiki group is doing. However, I fail to see the advantages of using pages to list specific block types in addition to pages devoted to individual block types. In my opinion, this just complicates the process of maintenance. If you really needed to know about other Police Departments or Monuments in Dunell Hills, why not simply create a category for that? Category:Dunell Hills Monuments and Category:Dunell Hills Police Departments? I see you've converted all the individual pages into redirects. Very well. I still believe that grouping is unnecessary because there are different opinions on how much is "little" content and you can do away with such agruments by simply utilizing individual location pages (sparse as they may be). --Lint 19:01, 11 March 2006 (GMT)

I understand there is a difference between location pages and group pages. I even see the usefulness of having a large number of location pages. However I thought I should call to your attention that Dunell Hills Police Department is NOT a location. Cotty Street Police Department is a location, Dunell Hills Police Departments is a series of locations, as is Police Departments in Dunell Hills. But Dunell Hills Police Department is not, it is a group name plain and simple and should be editted as such. ----Willr 4:06, 14 March 2006 (EST)

I have to agree with Willr. The group as listed on the Statistics page is "Dunell Hills Police Department" and not DHPD. We are not a small group of three people, we are the fourth largest group in Malton. I think that it is least confusing if links from that stat page came directly to our group page rather than some location stub. Were we not using a seperate page as our main one, would you have trampled over what we had here for your new project? I do not think it is fair that you put an entire group out to fit in with your naming scheme. Lint's post above gives a couple of suggestions. I'm sure you can come up with another solution that does not involve confusing everyone who tries to get to us via the game statistics page.Bill Turner 05:28, 15 March 2006 (GMT)

Complaint Department

I am (hopefully) passing through your suburb, and I have to admit, I'm severely dissapointed. Almost every resource building I've come accross - mostly hospitals - are heavilly barricaded or higher. Is it DHPD Policy to grief newbies, or have you simply had a run of bad luck? --Sirens^{T RR} 02:42, 14 August 2006 (BST)

It isn't policy to grief newbies. In normal times, cades on resource buildings should be at VS+2. But we've just taken back most of the hills, and breakins are still frequent, so they are higher. Dialogue had been started at our forums concerning opening at least some up. Sorry for not replying sooner, I saw it, but forgot to reply after starting up on the MB. --Darth Sensitive

^W! 00:04, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Open all the resource buildings up, unless there's two of the same type next to each other. If you're worried about loosing officers, have most of them stay next to the resource buildings and check them on occassion. Keeping the HB is griefing the heck out of people without free running whether you mean to or not, and it's ALSO limiting entry points for anyone actually trying to rid the suburb of zombies. --Sirens^{T RR} 00:10, 17 August 2006 (BST)

It's like herding cats. Most don't listen on the forums, but I'll do my best to keep my area around Broadbelt open. --Darth Sensitive

^W! 00:18, 17 August 2006 (BST)

I'm about to lodge the same complaint. Well, except that I'm extending it to non-resource buildings as well. I'm currently a survivor, not affiliated with the DHPD, working around the Braodbelt Police Station. After a few days of stockpiling pistols, shotguns, and ammo, I went out on a killing spree took out about four or five zeds. Now I am trying to seek safety without dying. I left myself 6 AP to get back inside and as of right now, I have come across 6 buildings barricaded as heavily barricaded or higher as follows: Broadbelt Grove Police Dept., Club Meade, Zephyrinus General Hospital, the Dury Building [NT], a factory, Brendan General Hospital, Lucius General Hospital, and the Pile Building.

As of right now I am stranded with no way in to anywhere. --Orphe 00:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Orphe, I apologize for your trouble. St. Lorenzo's Church [6,37], in the midst of the buildings you reported (1S of Zeph), is an indoor revive point and is therefore never barricaded unless it's done by a griefer. However, for several weeks now I have personally tagged Broadbelt and Zeph virtually every day with instructions to keep at VS+2. And every day my tags are replaced, and every day some selfish non-DHPD member builds them up to VHB or EHB. DHPD makes up about a quarter of the survivor population in Broadbelt/Zeph/Dury, and I feel confident that none of the officers in our precinct are overbarricading contra orders from our DFO-C, but there are still plenty of people in each building who just don't give a damn what we ask of them, and the barricade levels on the PD and the hospital are just the most obvious examples.

Get to St. Lo's, mate. If you're wounded, duck into Zeph and I'll heal you up personally. Stop by the PD and load up on guns, ammo, and all the donuts you can handle. Then you and I can lecture the selfish sods together, eh? -- Atticus Rex ^{mfu pif} Δ 06:31, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

I am personally keeping a watch on Pettman Museum [7,30] to make sure it stays accessible as an entry point. --Martonic17 19:19, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Previous Board

Previous Board is Here

Need Help!

I just started the game and need a group to join.I have a LV.1 char. and all I have is Free Running.Need Help, Look for a Monty123

Check your talk page Monty. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:43, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Revivification Points

You group/organization are attributed on the List of Revivification Points for maintaining the following RP(s) whose status have not been updated recently and are scheduled for deletion from the list:

Dunell Hills Coffins Drive 0, 35
Dunell Hills St. Lorenzo's Church 6, 37

--Gilant ^talk-DEM 18:51, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 23:55, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Phone Mast status report

If you time, can we get you to update http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mobile_Phone_Mast#Locations with the current status of your local phone mast? Thanks. Asheets 20:14, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

MalTel records show that you or your group has volunteered to maintain the phone mast in Dunnell. We are currently showing that mast in an unknown or worse state. Could you please check on it and update the status at http://tinyurl.com/qvew4 ? Thanks from Maltel and Asheets 21:56, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Done. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Moletown: help needed!

Greetings from the Cannonball Crew. We're operating in Moletown with the Loose Cannons. There's a high zombie presence and low zombie presence and it's a tough fight. Moletown is in your zone of protection so we were hoping you could send some support down to us. The best way to contact us is through our forum; you don't even need to sign up! We've been collecting good intel on the neighborhood and we've got a good group of fighters there. Please let us know if you can send support.

--Koppie 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

	JEJ Nomination
	The DHPD has been nominated to win the Best Survivor Group Award.

APEX ALMIGHTY^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards}7:00 A.M., 28 February 2007

	JEJ Winner
	The DHPD has won the Best Survivor Group Award.

The DHPD Categories

I was going through the Category List and noticed that your group has three categories: Category:Dunell Hills Military Zone, Category:DHPD and a Category:Dunell Hills Police Department. Out of curiosity what is the difference between the three categories? Vantar 03:40, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

The DMZ is suposed to be for all locations within the DMZ only, Dunell Hills Police Department is for Locations and Personel, DHPD is for Department pages, Sub-pages, and any namespace oriented pages as well as pages with a DHPD history significance... Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 04:42, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Ok that makes sense, but does this mean that almost every location page, like Factory 1,24 or Craigie Alley, that is in Category:DHPD has been miscategorized? If that is the case would the DHPD mind if I went through and recategorized the pages in the three categories so that the more accurately fit the descriptions given above. Vantar 05:45, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

DHPD/Department of The Commissioner

Its All About Sharko

Nothing but love sir...

Clean Up

Since I've added the template, can someone go back and wikify or get rid of the hyperlinks to the other DHPD sections? I'll be back in a few days, and I can get it then. Darth Sensitive 03:20, 5 Jan 2006 (GMT)

On this page I would like to keep the links... I'll admit they do need wikified though.-Conndraka

DHPD/Department of Internal Affairs

We are Internal Affairs. We are Here to Help.

June 18 2007

The Surgeon General said "Hello there. Are you wandering Malton aimlessly? Don't feel like you're making a difference? Then join the Dunell Hills Police Department! We're one of the largest groups in Malton, and very newbie friendly. Learn more about us here: tinyurl.com/373au7" This was in the clearly tagged Olney Militia HQ! See that this doesn't happen again in North Blythville.

It wasn't for you, it was for the unaffiliated survivors residing within the building. Please accept my apologies if I seemed to infer that the Olney Militia would be better serving Malton if it was absorbed into the DHPD. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 16:24, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Thank you. Hope you find the recruits you need. Healgood

DHPD/HR and Recruitment Office

PRIOR TO APRIL 2007

I was asked by a couple of people for an IC aide that could help people get started, help them join DHPD, or both.

Anyway, let me know if you find anything missing and I'll get it added...

Conndraka Out...

Hey, It looks like you just got another hate club. Radio It's at the bottom of the page. Um...Are you facist?--Labine50 ^MHG|^MalTel 23:54, 6 July 2006 (BST)

I am teh leader! Wohoo! --Paradox244 ^W! ^TJ! 22:04, 12 August 2006 (BST)

Complaint about QuincyME

Hello,

I'm of the Dulston Alliance, and one of your members commited two acts of PKing in Treweeke as we face the biggest threat of them all, the Big Bash. He killed a member of Dead vs Blue, which have been the subject of a zombie spy slur campaign over our radios, calling them zergers. On top of that, he killed Julia Roberts, "for being a bad actress".

Is this member on your membership lists?

L

No, QuincyME is a pretender and should be shot on sight. We apologise that a loser such as Quincy is causing you any problems. If we can ever be of any assistance to you let us know. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 18:42, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Little Pita

Hello My name on urban dead is "Little PITA"..I want to join The DHPD..The Science department would be the best place to use my skills....Please let me know if there is anytng I can help with....

Viva La Humanity

I'm hoping this message reaches you in good health.

My name is Officer Mark Hazzyrd, me and a few like minded individuals have formed the group "Viva La Humanity" with the intent on reclaiming the city of Malton for humankind. But like all ideas, the amount of work that must be done to make our goals real will take the cooperation of many ..where we are few.

Its with this realization that I come to you with a request. We would like to offer you information on current reconnaissance we are conduct in exchange for any assistance you can give us in recruitment, as well as information on zombie movement you notice in your neck of the woods.

I hope that this can be the start of a beautiful friendship between your group and ours.

Officer Mark Hazzyrd

Problem with DHPD Internal Communications activation e-mail

Hello there. My character name is 'Yet another Steve' (a new scout) and Urban Dead name is NewOrderrr. Followed procedure on DHPD/HR and Recruitment Office page, and signed up for the proboards. However, 11 hours later I have not yet received an activation email from DHPD. I have since signed up for this wiki, and gotten a confirmation rather quickly, so it's not my email being slow to send-receive. BTW, my DHPD user name is also NewOrderrr. (it's a handle I've gone by for many years)

If anyone from the proboard reads this, please check my account submission and hit me back with an email, either as a activation, or to tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Complaint against FrankVitchard

I would like to file a complaint against one of your staff who just pked me. His profile is FrankVitchard: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=800112

Thanks.

He is not on our roster list, and thus is not a member of the DHPD. Where were you when this happened? Do you happen to have a screenshot? --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 22:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)

I was in stribling library besides Nichol Mall (Stanbury Village). Screenshot as follows. http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/pangittayonglahat/pker.png --User:Pangit tayong lahat

Thank you for your cooperation. We will do what we can to see that justice is served. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 17:43, 22 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Science Department

PRIOR TO APRIL 2007

(TAP TAP)Is this thing On? Hello? Hellooooooo....

HEY! Just letting you all know, the Nurten Avenue revive point in Darvall Heights is Open for Business! It is owned and operated by the CDF, the CMS, and us, the LCD. We try to keep it rotter-free. Drop by if you get mauled at Caiger or if St. Isadores gets clogged. MaulMachine 12:00, 17 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Due to a Massive response, and espescially concerns of certain RRF members, our field agents recently made an effort to examine the entirety of the RRF. Those that returned brought us valuable information that has been added to the DB. -Operations- 00:20 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)

wow. Take my guy off of your Brainrotters list, its purchasing was accidental. The server farted while I was buying Vigor, so please take me off. If I ever wind up in a NecTec, it's because I want to rejoin the land of the living, not to attack. MaulMachine 20:11, 13 Feb 2006 (GMT)

YAY BOB!.............................Sucker. Conndraka 15:10, 16 March 2006 (GMT)

Well, it's been a fun 4 1/2 months and I hope I've done a good job. Thanks for the opportunity and the new postion of Public Relations Chief. DHPD-PRC FmrPFCBob 21:11, 3 August 2006 (BST)

New Tools

For managing revives and revive point, please see the Revivification Requests page for information about the tools available for managing requests. Request submissions are filtered for brainrotters and make sure the requester is actually dead. Requests are checked twice a day and removed if the requester is found to be alive. Save yourselves the trouble of keeping your wiki page clean and avoid the risk of wasting needles. Tag a better way! :)

You may also be interested in checking out the Rogues Gallery - see the PK Reporting page for more info.

DHPD/Internal Communications

Award formatting

I think a consistent award format would work better. If you post more awards, this is the format I edited mostly all the awards --Nirovan Vorshctatz ^{(talk | journal)} 08:42, 28 February 2006 (GMT)to follow:

Date

Boldened player/user name is awarded Italicized award name for (stuff).

So date on line above award, bold player name with link if readily available, IS not WAS (present tense!!), and why.

Only the first letter in each sentence is capitalized except for acronyms and names:

DONT: "is Awarded for Bravery"

DO: "is awarded for bravery"

New awards go on the bottom. I might invert it later.

--Nirovan Vorshctatz ^{(talk | journal)} 08:42, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

"Archive Department" & useless sections

So can I remove the "Archive Department" section? Doesn't seem to serve a use (besides look silly). Also, maybe delete zombie attacks discussion? Not sure it's being discussed anymore. If anyone wants to view it they can see the history, but I thought I'd ask first anyways. Also, I was considering inverting the award order. --Nirovan Vorschtatz 18:16, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I would create a archive Wiki and cut and paste anything you dont want on your page. Other than that, its pretty much your page to do with as you will. And remember Screw Politenes you're a D.I.C. ;)

Conndraka 23:27, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

History archive for useless removed sections can be found here. --Nirovan Vorschtatz 08:32, 28 February 2006 (GMT)

History (Medal and Awards Program)

To record the courageous deeds of the DHPD.

Please read the award formatting.

November 3, 2005:

DHPD Founded by Sharko to serve the needs of the survivors of Dunell Hills. Sharko is awarded The Rock of Joy for his brave actions.

November 4, 2005:

Logo and shield assembled by Martonic17 to boost morale of survivors in the Dunell Hills area. Martonic17 awarded the DHPD Medallion of Bad-Assed-Ness for his totally sweet contribution.

Radio Free DHPD up and running thanks to the valiant efforts of Private "Scrolly" Scrollhaven. Scrollhaven awarded the DHPD Zombies Killed the Radio (Bronze) Star for being DH's original shock-jock. Let's keep that radio up and running.

Local NecroTech facility located in Dury Building by Anastacia. Anastacia is awarded the DHPD Golden Brain (with the melon bread inside that looks like a brain) for her bravery in the face of invading zombie hordes.

November 5, 2005

DHPD Photo found in a pile of dead zombies by SatelliteOfLove. SatelliteOfLove is awarded a Grizzlbees Onion Burst, with honey maple ranch dressing, for her insolence. Cowabunga!

November 6, 2005

Albino Sue awarded Medic of the Month award, donuts and coffee available at Donuts Outpost.

November 9, 2005

Mary Shelly awarded Horror Writer of the Century Trophy for single handedly putting up 7 DHPD tags (including the one inside headquarters) in one day. Way to exercise those writing skills.

November 14, 2005

After a week or so of experiencing how the other half lives, SatelliteOfLove is found and revived by Leit. Leit is awarded one of those chocolate glazed donuts with the extra chocolate frosting on top for his act of courage.

November 15, 2005

Ravs is awarded a deserved apology for the misunderstanding. He is awarded the Medal of Good Works. Keep up the good work, Ravs!

November 16, 2005

Stacia is awarded NecroTech Employee of the Month for reviving a whole lot of people waiting at Stephen General. Punch and cookies in the break room, please wait until everyone has had one before going back for seconds.

November 20, 2005

Somerandomscientist is awarded the Eye of Vigilance award for actually reviving people at our revive point. Way to pump faith into the powerful beast that is DHPD! Sic Semper Tyrannis!

November 22, 2005

Carfan7 is awarded the Resident Bum award. Former owners of this award have been Thatguyonyourcouch, UncleBob & The Dude. Please don't give him any donuts, he already steals enough of the throw-aways.

Co-incidently, Carfan7 is retro-activily awared the Golden Spray Can award for Most Tags when he proceeded to profess his love for the DHPD by pissing on the walls of the hospital. Most Excellent. Watch out though, as this award is known to change hands quickly and often.

Novemeber 23, 2005

Carfan7 is also awarded the Golden Coffin award for tagging our revive point at Coffins Drive. Keep up the good work.

November 25, 2005

Carfan7 is awarded Award for Most Awards. The trophy is just a pile of other trophies glued together.

December 10, 2005

Kart is awarded the Golden Zombie Noggin for creating the DHPD board.

January 20, 2006

Carfan7 is awarded the Golden Spray Can again for keeping up all the creative DHPD tags, also awarded The Golden Trophy Case to display all the awards -- keep up the good work!

January 31, 2006

Nirovan is awarded the Golden Bottle of White-Out for following behind Conndraka and the other Ops personnel to make our Wikis look professional and even more awesome. You Rock.
- Fixed. personel -> personnel, profesional->professional :D Nirovan Vorschtatz 18:14, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Dirol is awarded the I went to Caiger Mall and all I got was this stupid badge button, keep up the good work!

February 8, 2006

Albino Sue is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross, and a Special Operations Group shoulder-tab. Has also earned the right to be called "Doc" by squad mates, for risking her life to heal others.
Dirol is awarded a Special Operations Group shoulder-tab.
F22 is awarded a DHPD RECON shoulder-tab.
KirkHowell is awarded a DHPD RECON shoulder-tab.

February 11, 2006

Carfan7 is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his intensive service in Public Relations.

Jeff Oneil is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his command and control leadership during the ongoing battles at Caiger II.

Sihoiba is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his efforts to coordinate with other Maltonian service groups.

Conndraka is awarded the Meritorious Service Ribbon for outstanding service above and beyond the call of duty, specifically for his recent efforts in modernization of the DHPD infrastructure.

Conndraka,Kirk Howell, Doc Foster, Scalphunter, Sgt George Dolphin, and F22 are awarded the Ridleybank-Counterpunch Service Ribbon for the successful assault on Ridleybank. Although the Gingerbread Men received much of the credit for this raid, the department is just pleased that a joint op with the Gingerbread Men and the Randalbank Coalition could be so successful despite being arranged in less than 48 hours.

Willr3, Bill Turner and The Entirety of the DFO is awarded the Caiger II Service Ribbon, for exemplary and continuous service in the face of the enemy.

February 16,2006

Gotikplag, Atani, Thom Solo,Willr3,Jeff Oneil Are awarded theSpecial Operations Group shoulder-tab.

February 19,2006

"DOC" Albino Sue is awarded Red Cross Flak Jacket and "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret, for her continued work helping others.

Dirol is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross and the "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret

kirkhowell is awarded a gold lapel Medical Cross

Atani Is awarded the "DHPD SWAT" Black Beret

Keep up the good work all!

23 Feb 2006

cabbage cookies is awarded the Citizen of Dunell Hills Award for dealing with a real and present danger for the DHPD. You have the thanks of the entire DHPD, keep up the outstanding work.

Conndraka 12:06, 23 February 2006 (GMT)

25 Feb 2006

The Regulators are awarded the Dunell Hills Civil Service Cross for their outstanding bravery and service to the D.M.Z. commanded by Valentine Lamean & Xavier Dorn. This civilian volunteer group made some of the initial headway in reclaiming "The Village" from the results of the outbreak. The DHPD recognizes that without the help of The Regulators, the pacification of Peddlesden Village may have been considerably more difficult.

18 APRIL 2006- these have been along time comming and more are on the way. All squad members feel free to ad them to your profile and keep up the good work

Jeff Oneil 22:17, 20 April 2006 (BST) Future awards:

Please read the award formatting.

Leave this notice at bottom of award list.

DHPD/Department of Public Relations

Previous PSA's

Issued 08 November 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Courage at Cotty ...or... Predators and Maxwell Hammer No Match for DHPD

DHPD and local survivors have helped keep Cotty Street Precinct operational in spite of a long term siege by The Predators, Maxwell Hammer, and ferals. There are break-ins and casualties daily but the building is formly in DHPD hands. Maintaining a generator is difficult so resupply must come from outside the barricades. Coffins Drive, the nearest revive point, varies from large crowds to emptiness day to day but the queue moves quickly regardless. Survivors in the area are encouraged to stop by for a veritable shooting gallery and trauma unit, hone your combat or healing skills.

Issued 15 Sept 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

The Battle for the Belt ...or...
Battered Bastards of Broadbelt Grove

For nearly thirty days the Broadbelt Grove PD precinct has been under attack. The final weeks of the siege involved one hundred zombies against roughly fifty defenders. The DHPD, collected survivors, and allies were able to accomplish this feat by refusing to fear the odds and continually seeking fallen defenders for revivification. The steadfast work of other survivors in the nearby NT and hospital kept the defenders in good health and supplied with needles. Apparently a feral horde, the zeds were never able to coordinate their efforts to achieve victory. Of particular note, DHPD nemesis Maxwell Hammer was beating on the cades and received numerous headshots.

Congratulations to the valiant defenders against the horde! Your efforts give hope to the huddled masses throughout the city. But do not rest easy, the bodies are piling up outside the Dury Nt building and another siege may be starting. Rearm and resupply, the outbreak is not over.

Issued 22 August 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Revive Operations in August ...or...
Stick it to your Neighbors

In August the DHPD performed two operations to assist neighboring suburbs with clogged revive points. The first, Stick and Move, occurred at Burrell Way PD in Molebank. Over the course of three days a small team of DHPD officers repeatedly worked the revive point which had been rumored to be a trap. Eventually the line was cleared and approximately 20+ revives were performed, the PD was barricaded, and many rotters were downed. Operation Stick and Move 2 targeted Stothert Monument in Chudleyton. Once again officers moved to the area and began reviving and resecuring the area. This time there were casualties though and the DHPD ended up reviving some of their own too.

Issued 01 August 2006 by FmrPFCBob - Public Relations Chief

Title: Resurgence of the Dunell Hills Police Department ...or...
We're back, we're better, and we're hiring.

Since early March 2006 Dunell Hills has been under constant siege by several zombie hordes. As recently as early July the Hills were almost empty of survivors, DHPD officers and allies continued to operate in the suburb from locations outside the borders making little headway. Now the tide is turning ... a combination of survivor efforts and difficulty feeding have resulted in lower numbers of zombies in the area. Many buildings are firmly held by humans and most of the suburb is relatively safe.

But the toll has been high. The DHPD needs recruits to fill positions in all the squads and reconstituted precincts. Dedicated officers have been promoted to lead the way for a fresh cadre. New policies are in effect to foster goodwill, fairness, and trust with other groups. We hope to restore Dunell Hills to the safe haven it was and we need your help. The fight isn't over, there will be tough times ahead but we can guarantee to be there with you as the zombies beat on the 'cades.

Issued 14 March 2006 FmrPFCBob

Title: The Dunell Hills Police Department and You. ...or...
They're in my suburb, what now?

The Dunell Hills PD (hereafter DHPD) has recently begun to expand it's area of operations beyond the borders of the Dunell Hills suburb. This has on occasion caused concern for our neighbors and other survivor groups. This PSA has been produced to put their minds at ease by explaining the mission of the DHPD.

The DHPD is a large (currently the second largest) survivor group in Malton, based in Dunell Hills. We have a very effective communication network enabling us to work together productively and respond quickly. This ability has allowed Dunell Hills to become a very safe neighborhood from the zombie menace. Due to this success and requests from our neighbors we have begun to establish a presence in Peddlesden Village and Owsleybank, with additional operations in Chudleyton, Molebank, and West Becktown. We are allied with several survivor groups all across Malton.

So, what does this mean to you? Most importantly, the DHPD is not interested in conquering you or forcing you to leave. You are under no obligation to join or support the DHPD although we do encourage/appreciate it and actively recruit new personnel.

The DHPD only wants to base officers in key buildings in your suburb, i.e. police stations, hospitals, and NT labs. This allows us to protect these important resources and the survivors who need them. We also aggressively patrol the area to keep zombie activity to a minimum. We try to staff medical and NT facilities with skilled personnel giving survivors access to surgery, syringes, and the NecroNet . As a law enforcement organization in this troubled city we also try to maintain order by discouraging destruction of generators and murder of survivors. The DHPD uses the Counterpoint Strategy for maintaining barricades, this is a slightly different strategy than many other areas use. The basic tenet is to keep resource buildings at very strong and other buildings at extremely heavy. For more information on this and other DHPD policies please see the links at the end of the announcement.

In short, our goal is to serve and protect. Thankyou for your attention and support. Now back to your regularly occurring zombie disaster.

Archived Comments

Not sure where else to put this, but since I can't find a way to contact the DHPD elsewhere, I guess I'll leave a note here.

I log in into my survivor character Karen Sanger today to find that a DHPD member Tasselhoff had killed me for being a zombie spy.

I'd really appreciate it if, in the future, you would make sure that your group members are better informed regarding what's going on the the world, and have them check thier facts before deciding to call someone a spy and execute them. As unlikely as it may be, an apology from Tasselhoff would be nice, and a revive would be appreciated as well.

--Karen Sanger 09:45, 03 Feb 2006 (GMT)

I responded on Karens User Page: Tassellhoff is a Griefer trying to disparage the DHPD name.
He has been added to the Most Wanted and will be delt with accordingly. The revive has been     
taken care of. IF ANYONE ELSE HAS A SIMILAR PROBLEM, Contact the DHPD as soon as possible.

I logged in today to find my character, Chaine to have been killed by David Stewart. he gave no reason, just attacked me repeatedly while i was inside a building, waiting for my AP to come back. i dont really want anything in particular, but this is the second time i have been killed by a member of your group and would appreciate if your people would stop doing that. also, a revive wouldnt hurt if you can arrange one before i find one elsewhere. screen shot

Chaine I was there when it went down. someone thinking they would be funny painted you were a PK'er on the wall, then when I came back you were gone and the name had changed. we will get you revived ASAP, just post your location. sorry about that, and we will get you fixed up Jeff Oneil 05:04, 5 April 2006 (BST)

im sitting at Hartry Crescent. And its ok, wasnt your fault if it was some random person being a jerk. Thanks for the quick response.

Marcus Payne I had a little chat with David Stewart, and he says he's sorry about what he did. Why he did it, was because he happened to see the spray tag: Chaine is a PKER kill on sight on one of our PDs, and he panicked because he was low on health and is also fairly new in the DHPD, as he doesn't know his way around. I expect he'll be in here shortly to explain himself. 2:47, 7th April 2006(GMT)

If in doubt. Tag it.

Official Notification - The Dunell Hills Anti-DHPD GRaffiti Squadron is here. At 50+ members, they are determined to eliminate all DHPD propaganda from the Dunell Hills environment as well as other none player to player forms of aggression. Their statement is clear, they will not attack any member of the DHPD but they will attempt to assist the cause of Dunell Hills' Liberation.

I dont even know if this is worth responding to. Hey SHAFT121- 175? Im guessing here. I really liked the song the mall tour wrote about you http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mall_Tour_%2706. Did you get bored and come here? Two words. Go away Jeff Oneil 01:32, 2 March 2006 (GMT)

I liked that song as well. Funny on many levels. And the DHAGS are not a zerg group as I see you are assuming, I am just the voluntary representative of their group.

Ok sure shaft121-175- this is me asking nice not to edit out wiki page. Next time we will let the mod's know.

Go out and make another 20+ charcters, and have a nice day Jeff Oneil 21:20, 7 March 2006 (GMT)

I want in

Acording to your main page you have an oppening here for Chief and Field operatives, I was wondering if I can join up, I'm at level 15 at the moment. Plan on getting higher soon.

Zeeba hit me in Broadbelt Grove PD ~03:00EST Dec06/06

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=504875 My hunt has begun....

FYI - Zeeba is not a member of the DHPD. Zeeba is known for impersonating an officer and carrying out false warrants. -- Officer Otep 09:11, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Pking report

Well after GoldStars told me to lay off YoungNad[2] as he believes his warrant was unfounded just after he revived me I went to YoundNad and aksed him to explain then upon further examination of the wanted list I found his name to have been removed so after telling him that he was free to go as the warrant was no more he hunted me down and pk'd me then barricaded the revive point to make it tougher for me to return and I know he is responsible as after previously killing me he barricaded the revive point, I have never seen the revive point at [6, 37] barricaded at any other time furthermore witnesses to the crime can be found at [5, 36] this is DHPD Ally Samuel Carlson [3]requesting the warrant for YoungNad be reinstated

DHPD - MHG

Ok, I have no clue who to contact about this, but after following a maze of wiki links from the DHPD front office I think I found the place.

Recently, a member of the DHPD registered a hospital on the Malton Hospitals Group database, and later took it off. I'm assuming that they quit and didn't tell anybody else about MHG.

Assuming I got you interested, I'll go on. We aren't out to control registered groups, and in registering all you would be doing is telling the people who visit the page, "Hey, we're running a hospital here!" so they know they won't come there at 2hp w/ infection to find it ransacked.

Also, with MHG on the web, [4] there is a good chance that, at one point in the near future, a firefox extension will be made to direct people in-game to your area.

To register, just edit the list, (Can be found on the MHG page) and the city map. Then, (And this is one of the more loosely enforced rules) add a small template or category to your group's page. Thanks, and have a nice day.--Labine50 ^MH|^ME|^TNT'07 23:02, 7 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Interdepartmenatal Relations

If someone asks you about an alliance get them to contact me - Sihoiba

Allied Representatives

F.R.E.E.Z.E. puts forth representative firemanstan. --Firemanstan 19:47, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Underground Special Forces's temporary representatives are both Calyndra and Finch Gambkar (aka Garem). -Garem 2/11

Secutor asking for board approval. Username: Secutor

Sihoiba here. Secutor which group are you with?

I am with Underground Special Forces.

Ltc Johnny Lunchpail, Commander U.S. ARMY INFANTRY I have been talking with Jeff Oneil of DHPD informally on the CMS board. We are regrouping in DH and would like to help set up a defense against the feral mobs from Caiger. --Johnny Lunchpail 00:56, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

DHPD/Most Wanted

cheese?

Attention usergroup, Malton Hospitals Group needs your help. If your running a hospital, please notify us as soon as it's on our list of hospitals. 05:00, 16 May 2006 (BST)

DHPD, we understand your running many hospitals, and if one of your group could help us sort this out, it would be great.

slight changes to layout to make it easier to sort...

Zh!n!ng Ahnz

Oops, something went wrong when I wanted to delete the 'GK in Caiger Mall'. Sorry, I am a wiki retard and asked you before to change it. Sorry, anyway.--Critical carl 17:38, 6 April 2006 (BST)

I appreciate Walter Watson being on the Most Wanted List, but for what? Destroyin a generator in Caiger Mall? He honestly never did that. He robbed four banks in West Becktown and is an insane mass murderer in general, but please remove that silly 'Gking in Caiger Mall' before I do it myself. --Critical carl 03:35, 30 March 2006 (BST)

Alright, how is it that I have not climbed to the number 1 spot on your wanted list, for crying out loud, I've killed over 150 people in dhpd areas and destroyed over 50 generators and radios all while not getting killed by you all. Guess I'll have to double my efforts. -shanks123

Dumb Question; why am I considered a tier 2 target? Secondly, what does being a tier 2 target mean?--Karlsbad 21:25, 29 March 2006 (BST)

Have any of you heard from Thomas Burdick lately?--Powerpiper 09:22, 5 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Someone is wanted solely for the possession of Records, Are we Crazy? There must be a better reason why GrrtheZombie is wanted Rockphed 06:25, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Deleted until further info is gathered, Conndraka 13:04, 12 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Most wanted report

JohnDead seen few hours ago at the Dennis Motel in Owsleybank. He destroyed a generator --wellczech 22:44, 27 June 2006 (BST)

Madlatvian profile.cgi?id=456350 sighted today in Marvin Mall South Blythville destroying a gen twice before dissappearing. Has also been active in North Blythville in the past month. --Jake T Weber 17:02, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

QuincyME is in the South Blythville area around Marven MallSlider Striker 12:51, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

False warrants?

My charecter, Onikage Wolf, was killed by zeeba last night, and apparently had an outstanding warrant. I have found no mention of this warrant anywhere, and I have never commited assualt nor battery on a DHPD officer. Unless they were a zombie, in which case that's just indiscriminate killing. Onikage Wolf 15:27, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Onikage,

If you look at the Warrants page you will see that Zeeba is an impersonator, he kills indiscrimately and pretends to be a member of the DHPD in an effort to make us look bad. I apologise for the issue and hope one of the DHPD personel will be able to assist in your revival soon. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 15:55, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Ah. Many thanks, I'll be sure to blow his brains out next time I see him. Onikage Wolf 22:57, 6 September 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Burrell Way Precinct

History of the Burrell Way Precinct

This was the old precinct page, before OfficerButler's command.

Located in suburb of Molebank in Malton this particular precinct is the area surrounding the police station located at [13,44]. The Precinct's head is in charge of Burrell Way Precinct Station operations, security and resources. See this MAP for area details.

Burrell Way Force

Currently the only members of the DHPD Stationed in or around this precinct are the members of the recently formed Fourth Strike Team (aka ST-4 or the Moles).

Ultamous Comander, Saul Manilla, Xanox, Henry Valentino, Doff Chapeau, Fred Fred Burger, Francis Foster, Andreas Katapultus, HoneyBuns, Balfoour, Yasario, The Moles: A stray Bullet:inanimate, The Moles: falling debris:inanimate.

Precinct Chief: Declan

Officers: Doctor Hale Jackson,

Traffic Division

Orders From the Chief 1. Recruit a base force for defense and support of the precinct.

2. Kill or revive any zombie wandering into the Precinct.

3. Keep barricades at the precinct's key buildings listed below at Very Strongly:

Burrell Way Police Department

Falvey Fire Department

4. Keep barricades of the precinct's safehouses listed below at Very Strongly or higher.

Austwick Museum

Tidball Library

5. Make and maintain strong alliances between existing survivor groups for mutual support.

DHPD/Cottam Way Precinct

Iiiits me!

if only i could made a frowny face.

Hello Mr Fitting, was there anything at all you wanted. Officer Otep 11:01, 16 September 2006 (BST)

nope, just my response to you.

Now, im not angry or anything but could you do me a favor and not just go onto our forums to call me an asshole?--Mayor Fitting 18:04, 9 October 2006 (BST)

I thought your groupmates deserved to know, at least I didn't go onto your forums to spy, asshole Officer Otep 17:16, 13 October 2006 (BST)

Here's to Peaceful Coexistence

Just wanted to drop you guys a note saying that I really respect how easy DHPD is to get along with. We have seen the pissing contest in Molebank over BWPD as a revive point and I really hope ZS can make even half of the effort DHPD has made in being good neighbors.

--NivekTrawets 21:22, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the note Nivek, you guys at Zombie Squad have been very welcoming. It's good to see the joint tags going up and I'm glad it's clear we from DHPD are not here to tread on anybody's toes. I hear you guys got on well our Strike Team (ST-4 I believe) when they were in the area and I'm sure we will get on just as well in the future. Again, thanks for taking the time to visit this page and post this message.

--Otep 15:02, 18 August 2006 (BST)

The inflammatory 'fiti was inside Dunstone and Flowar. Someone was trying to incite trouble. I put the p's and carrots to cover it. Any tags I put up alternate having DHPD and ZS mentioned first. I would put DHPD first to balance out yours that put ZS first, but I don't want anyone to think that it is you putting DHPD 1st. As a secret code to show which are mine I'll try to include a Forrest Gump reference in each pair.

Any idea who Crimson Permanent Assurance are? Not in the wiki and they tagged Cottam. Sounds vaguely threatening.

--NivekTrawets 18:21, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Crimson Permanent Assurance

Tagged likewise about Six months ago... I'm fairly sure its either a lone PK(or incredibly small group of PK) i.e. Wait for someone to show up with that in their group and then watch tehm carefully, shouldnt be much of a threat. However... Could some of you ZS that are board head west occasionaly and snipe some of the Zeds in the Broadbelt and Yea precincts, some of the Other DHPD would seriously appreciate the help. signed the ever watchful Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 22:55, 18 August 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Cotty Street Precinct

"As you walk past the barricaded doors and into the main office, you hear the buzz of officers checking rounds, the smell of coffee and donuts nestling on the table and the odd crackles of radios. The sight of several survivors being patched up by officers and other medical agents give you a strange feeling of normality as the lights flicker between on and off as several people call that the generator is running out of fuel."

"Approaching the desk, you hear a pounding on the windows and several screams whilst officers flood in to patch up the barricades. As the doors are hastily nailed together and a crew of white lab coated people rush to treat an injured party entering the rooftop, you see an officer, non- plussed with what's happening, and looks at you with a smile."

"Hello, Cotty Precinct here! How may we help you?"

Please leave a message here!

Message: Hey Guys!

Yeah, join the queue. <_< Servicing zeds is a lengthy process. Meh, we have to admit - we're clean. Clean, clean, clean, clean. ^_^ --Rubix41 11:47, 11 September 2007 (BST)

Well, I just wanted to inform you the PD will soon be fully in our hands, and that we did notice your absence tonight. There are only about 6 people left with 25 hungry zombies waiting outside for dinner. We miss you since you people do taste better then the other unbathed survivors. --Mayor Fitting 01:01, 29 September 2006 (BST)

Hate to tell you but Cotty is still in DHPD hands and is Heavily baricaded, and if you had bothered trying to atack Broadbelt when the 100 or so Zeds attacked you would realize that 26 zeds outside don't mean a thing to us. And the most important statistic is not how many zeds are outside, but how many are inside. that number is curently 0.

When you need to use PKers to soften up the survivors inside, and spies to open up the PD, that's not exactly impressive. And it is certainly nothing to taunt about. Upon seeing that whenever I log in, there are 0 zeds inside, and 'cades are at Extremely Heavy...well, that's definitely not something to be taunting or bragging about. Even if you did take the PD...whoop-dee-doo...it has happened before and will most likely happen again, as that is how the game goes. We'll just take it back, and the cycle of bloodshed continues. -- Declan 06:22, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Hey! At least leave the message in the right spot before trying, and I put the emphasis on TRY, to take over my station. However, thank you for your message, we will get back to you! -- Rubix41

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Q: Why is Cotty so important to the Dunnel Hills Police Department?

A: Cotty PD was the base and foundation of the DHPD. When Sharko and other officers bound together to form the DHPD and protect the Dunnel Hills from zeds and remove their intrusion from the suburb. It is one of the most popular stations for survivors since the traditional revive point at Coffins Way is close by and has been the site of many brutal encounters.

Q: Why does Maxwell Hammer want Cotty Precinct and claims it is his?

A: Maxwell Hammer is the anti-DHPD. He hates us on all respects for kicking him out of Cotty Precinct in the early days. At the time, Maxwell Hammer, a hardened veteran and survivor, had used Cotty Precinct as a base and has been using it as a stronghold for ammo. When the DHPD came to settle in Cotty, a misunderstanding happened that has tarnished Maxwell's view forever. Members of the DHPD had insisted, forcibly, that the building was theirs and that any member wishing to use it would have to join up - something that was regrettable since the situation doesn't reflect the current DHPD.

Maxwell, deeply concerned, decided that this was a fascist move by the police, who had taken away his refuge on the grounds of authority in a lawless Malton. Rather than seek a peaceful solution or, even open a line of correspondence, Maxwell Hammer opened fire on the Sergeant in Cotty in an act of defiance to the decision.

The incident was documented by Commissioner Conndraka as well as many senior officers of the DHPD and the response was natural: to shoot on sight Maxwell Hammer for the act of killing survivors. However, Maxwell Hammer has long carried the grudge on to extreme proportions - supporting zed activities, spreading radio propaganda about the DHPD and cheering on any exponent that suggests the DHPD are crumbling or falling apart. His actions of killing survivors, officers and helping impersonators suggests that Maxwell Hammer is an unhinged survivor that is dedicated to the destruction of the DHPD.

Maxwell Hammer sparked a split between some of the younger members of the DHPD, including myself, about how to treat him. Some considered him an ally and that redemption from the DHPD would establish a greater link with such a foe. Others, like myself, believed that Maxwell Hammer cannot be reasoned with for his attitude and demeanour is that he needs a foe, such as the DHPD, to survive. (Notably, most officers who have met Maxwell Hammer have decided upon the second view.) Although at large, he is considered to be dead in all accounts or in hiding.

Q: How did you the Chief of Cotty get their role?

A: Usually via the Commisioner of the DHPD, currently Jeff O'Neil, whose role is to supervise the running and the control of the DHPD system. It is via internal promotion only and judged on personal criteria and action. Many Precinct Chiefs have performed great service for the DHPD and have taken a role to protect a precinct and it's local area as a serious matter.

=DHPD/Ruggevale Walk Precinct

Recruiting Requirements

Have the following skills: Construction, free running.

You must be part of the Dunell Hills Police Department.

Must not be a PKer or GKer.

Join the DHPD Messageboard

Have a mobile phone. (optional)

Signup Here:

Just place your name and profile here.

Saxony, Station Chief, Ruggevale Walk PD http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281192*

Ranks

Private: New recruit.

Corporal: A new recruit that has been with the RWP for a week, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Master-Corporal: A Corporal that has been with the RWP for 3 weeks, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Sergent: A Master-Corporal that has been with the RWP for a month, and has done one useful deed (eg. refuel generator, rebuild barricade)

Warrant-Officer: Is awarded on a 2 month basis to a random RWP member by a person in charge.

Master Warrant-Officer: Awarded to a memeber of the RWP, who has been with the precinct no less then 3 months.

Captain: People who are; second in command and third in command.

Messages:

Perhaps this is the wrong place to put this, but I have been at the McNamara Drive Revive point for over a week and I don't think I've even SEEN anyone else being Revived. Would be nice if someone could revive me, and perhaps get this place running better. (UDID: 128610) -Zeofar 08:56, 21 April 2007 (BST)

DHPD/Swinnerton Square Precinct

You folks might want to step outside your police department once in a while. THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE FOR ANYONE WITHOUT FREE RUNNING! --Corgano 11:46, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

Mike,

You get the Brass balls award for claiming teh whole 50 block area around the precinct. I thought I was an optimist.

Conndraka 00:04, 4 March 2006 (GMT)

Snow FYI= Ree Toric=Maxwell Hammer Alt. Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 14:30, 20 October 2006 (BST)

DHPD/Uppill Precinct

Precinct Communications

Officers are asked to please use our secure radio system for communication. It's not a requirement, but it's a good move if you do...

DHPD SECURE REAL-TIME RADIO: OPERATIONAL (HOURS OF OPERATION ARE CURRENTLY LIMITED - TENTATIVE, 11AM - 12AM EASTERN STANDARD TIME)

NOTE: VENTRILO IS REQUIRED TO ACCESS THE RADIO.

ACCESS INFORMATION: IP: straferight.nationvoice.com Port: 3784

Roleplay

Post your Uppill Stories Here. So people know about the brave men who served with you and did not come home.

The Arrival

(Story Not Complete, Will Post Soon)

DHPD Uppill Precinct Hotline

You've reached the Uppill Police Hotline, all of our station personnel are currently busy, please leave a message at the beep and we will return your call in a timely manner. Please Direct 911 Emergencies to the DHPD Public Radio Band. *Beep*

Whoops

Made an incorrect revision, and I corrected it. My bad. --The Surgeon General 06:29, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Uppill Deputy Communications Channel

This channel is for use by deputies to communicate with each other and the commissioned police staff. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:02, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

DHPD Foxtrot Squad

Welcome

Welcome to the Foxtrot Discussion Page. If you've got something to say about us, our organization, or really just anything, just post it here and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Also, do not tamper with the "History of Foxtrot" section, as it is preserved for historical significance. Thanks.

- The Surgeon General

Discussion

History of Foxtrot

Foxtrot Squad was originally known as the Phone Mast Defense Squad.

A Word From the Carfan7

You've made it to the Phone Mast Defence Squad HQ! Our motto is; "Drink, shoot, then drink a little more." Enjoy your visit, if you do actually enjoyed staying here consider joining. Just to read the recruiting requirements in the discussion section. Oh yeah, just to you stupid people out there; it's not PMS, it's PMDS. News

Hello Foxtrot comrades... MalTel is having no real impact on Malton, seeing as most the major groups in any suburb maintain their radio masts, I would like to give my manager the finger and come out of retirement to rejoin Foxtrot... is this all good? Jackboot Pete 21:25, 18 September 2006 (GMT)

When I logged on today there was 2 zeds inside. I killed one, but then another came inside, that one killed beef riprock so I kill that one, just to realize that you can dump bodies indivually so I had no choice but dump him too. I barricade back to very strong, but I had gotten out of AP before I could do anymore. 1 more left inside. I did the best I could... Carfan7 18:13, 26 June 2006 (BST)

Ted Friday's in the DH Mast BTW. Carfan7 18:26, 24 June 2006 (BST)

Building Conditions made. BTW there are 4 zeds in the DH towers and 2 more outside. Carfan7 18:55, 23 June 2006 (BST)

Easiest source percentage wise are the tech stores in the malls. Other than that, FDs. - PsychoPhil 21:16, 20 June 2006 (BST)

Anyone know where to find transmitters? I'm still searching for one in DH... >:( Carfan7 04:04, 20 June 2006 (BST)

I'd like to welcome Jackboot Pete to the squad. We've bypassed the designation of private and promoted him to corporal because of his work in Ostrehan Towers before Operation Homecoming started. PsychoPhil 20:45, 12 June 2006 (BST)

Since there were no objections from the other squad, I am adjusting the responsibilities of Foxtrot. We are now responsible for all in game communications equipment which consists of the phone mast and radio transmitters. In addtion to a spare gen and fuel, all squad memers should hunt up one or more transmitters to be installed in safehouses (not just any empty building with a gen). Squad members should also be checking set freqs of transmitters during regular patrols and make sure they are all set to 26.60 in DHPD controlled areas/buildings. PsychoPhil 15:55, 6 June 2006 (BST)

FmrPFCBob 03:35, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Past Members:

PsychoPhil Rank: Captain Status: Retired
Sgt McReedy Rank: Corporal Status: Retired
Gregor Ibram Rank: Sergent Status: promoted to a command position in the DHPD
Carfan7 Rank: Captain (originally formed the PMDS) Status: Active in Osterhan Towers
Ted Friday Rank: Master-Corporal Status: Active in Osterhan Towers
Arkh Rank: Corporal Status: seen wandering (alive) in the vicinity of Cotty Drive
peglegsue Rank: Corporal Status unknown.
Lancensis Rank: Captain Retired. Has removed himself from the DHPD member roll.

--PsychoPhil ^CFT 03:46, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Phone Mast status report

If you time, can we get you to update http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Mobile_Phone_Mast#Locations with the current status of your local phone mast? Thanks. Asheets 20:15, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Dunell Hills Police Department Category Talk

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501st Armed Division asks for your help, we are planing on wipeing out The Shining Ones, The Ridleybank Resistance Front, and the Church of the Resurrection. We need your Help along with everyone else. Plese contact us on our Talk page.

Not the correct place for advertisements. You cannot destroy zombie groups. All they have to do when they are killed is stand up. Do what you wish but im warning you.

Join in on the Party

Yo, I am Smithy JonesI come to you guys to ask as a Blackmore Bastard if you would like to come over to the Greater Blackmore and join in on the party. The more the merrier, So please stop by. There are plenty of zombies to go around
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 :He is not on our roster list, and thus is '''not''' a member of the DHPD. Where were you when this happened? Do you happen to have a screenshot? --{{User:The Surgeon General/sig}} 22:53, 21 April 2007 (BST)
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Drama

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Coming back

yall are clear

First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour

we may have problems

just a warning

Marty Banks

The Fortess Team Dark Watch

DCC

Flak Jacket

Charlie Chicken

A cheerful hello from Tomer

UDBrain Tool

Request for assistance...

Random Revive

Glossary

Attacked At A Revive Point

Opsec

PKed Clown not taking it lying down!

RELCAC

Llama?

All Contributions Before 8/29/07

DHPD

Recent Actions

The Caiger Mall Survivors Request Your Attention

Pking Group The End

Congratulations

G.I.F.D.

well that was fun.

Malton Police Departments Group

New Group Moving In

Mick Jagger

Fiat Lux

PRIOR TO MARCH 2007

Is there a cop in here?

Regarding Caiger

The Day's Getting Closer

Your views on GKing

The Campaign to Retake Caiger

Help!

A message from the Predators

Scarletwood Police Department Alliance

STARS and Predator related discussion

S.T.A.R.S.

Proof?

A Notice from the STARS Leader

To Clear Things Up

Sorry to disagree again...but

NPOV - Desk Sgt. Controversy - March

The Desk Sergeant Controversy

Related Discussion

Location Pages vs Group Pages - March

Complaint Department

Previous Board

Need Help!

Revivification Points

Phone Mast status report

Moletown: help needed!

The James Earl Jones Awards

The DHPD Categories

DHPD/Department of The Commissioner

Its All About Sharko

Clean Up

DHPD/Department of Internal Affairs

June 18 2007

DHPD/HR and Recruitment Office

PRIOR TO APRIL 2007

Complaint about QuincyME

Little Pita

Viva La Humanity

Problem with DHPD Internal Communications activation e-mail

Complaint against FrankVitchard

DHPD/Science Department

PRIOR TO APRIL 2007

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