Mayor of Malton/2010/Election

The Mayoral Election of 2010

Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...

Voting

Voting begins at 00:00 GMT on Tuesday 22nd June (01:00 BST). Each individual will be able to place one (1) vote in the election. Voting will close at 00:00 GMT (01:00 BST) on Tuesday 6th July, at which time the winner will assume office.

All votes must be cast using a hash (#) and a time-stamped signiture (~~~~), meaning the only valid votes must be of the format #~~~~ or #Comment ~~~~. Invalid votes may be struck by any member, though the voter receiving the striking should be notified on their talk page.

For a list of campaign advertisements and promises, see the Mayor of Malton/2010 page. For discussion on this election, please use the talk page.

Parties (Alphabetised by Party)

Alex Stroke

Alex Stroke

Barhah Party

Jorm

1. BARHAH!--Akbar 18:58, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. t̎̎͊͏̶̮̯̲̟͕̟̥̞́ḩ̧̞̹͚ͤͣͫ̄̊͢e͕̠̬̼̒͋ͨ̈́̐͛ͬ ̵͑͆͗͏̰̥̣̝̞̟̝B̼͕̤͙͓͓̻̳́À̷̖̩̜̻̙̭͍͕͕̜̳̗̠̱̮̝̙̖̰͘̕R͏̴̨̘̘̖̱͔͚̟͍̬̭͖̻̭̪͔͇͜H̨̛͙͔̰͕̦̹̜̳͕̫̝̼̕͠A̼͇̝͓̻͙͟͡H̨͕̝̜̼̰̫̺̺̜̝͈͡ ̶̶̯͍̩͇̻̫̤͙̼̞̥̩͜͟͢ ̶̦̗̱̮̙̝̼̲̏̚͘͡c̸͙̬̻̞̑̆͋͋ͥ͞o̸̱̲͎̯̘ͭͨͨ͑͟ͅm̵̶̩̯̠̣̌̔ͯͭ͑̎̀ě̲̺̝̖͈̯͎̥̄̒̚͘͠s̷̳̣̦̯̹ͧͫͪͦ̆͘F̃̆ͯͨ̆O̓͆Ř̚y̓̆̚o͛͂̍U̪̜̮̯̹̙̠ͮͯ̔̀̅̓ͫ͝ ̵͎̫̦̠̖̘ͤͬ͆ͫ͊̀i̠̣̦͉̺̬̊͌̂͐̒̉̌ͩ̌n͓̦̂ͭͫͅ ̡͚̣̪͖̲͎͎͑̄ͯ̿̒ͦ͗̀ͪt̢̧̬͙̦̭̎̑͟ͅḩ͔̪͕̜͉̤̼͆̍̄͛ͭe̝̘͙̥̯̗͈͎͛͐̍̑̍̓Ñ͙̝̖̠̭̏ͪ̊ͯ̂̋̀͘͟Iͤ͂͠҉̪͈͍͍̗̤̞̤G̨̹̯͈̹̉͘͡h̛̗͊ͨͬ̈ͫ͠T̸̈́͊̈͂̚҉͎.̣̠̻̝̤̱̍̑̽̋̓̚͡͠.̅ͣ͏͇̞̟̼̺̪̼̳̩.̪͎̄̆͋̚͘͠--jorm 19:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. I'd be going hungry without jorm. --Teksura^Talk 19:56, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. Can't go wrong here, really. --N00bert ^{foxhound DA NW} 20:46, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. I support murder -- Bisfan 22:52, 22 June 2010 (BST)
6. I believe in Jormey Dent --Rude Sykes 22:55, 22 June 2010 (BST)
7. yes for jorm! --Humphreybot 23:17, 22 June 2010 (BST)
8. Yes do it! --mo ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ ^{MCM MOB DB} 23:44, 22 June 2010 (BST)
9. Who else! --Grogh 00:55, 23 June 2010 (BST)
10. Jorm would be a spectacular mayor. --Marina 00:56, 23 June 2010 (BST)
11. Jorm taught me everything I know! Brodez 01:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)
12. Hell yeah, the prophet for mayor, you should listen--ZPK5 02:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
13. Who else could ingest the towns true spirit? --Karek^maps?! 06:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
14. Jorm -- he puts the BARHAH back in Malton! --Liche 17:14, 23 June 2010 (BST)
15. A vote for jorm is a vote for BARHAH! --Grrr arggh 01:33, 24 June 2010 (BST)
16. Moonsummoner would want me to do this. John Ibans 01:34, 24 June 2010 (BST)
17. BARHAH! AH GRAB BRABAGZ! BRABAGZ ARH BARHAH! --Shank Case 03:47, 26 June 2010 (BST)
18. Just the obvious thing to do. --Mayor 04:26, 30 June 2010 (BST)

Example Party

Yonnua Koponen and Thadeous Oakley and MrSuggestor

1. I'm winning!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. My vote goes to the honorable gentleman from Dead vs. Blue - Ottari ^{DA PDA NW} Read the Dispatch! 16:33, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. Here we go! :D --Thadeous Oakley 16:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. --^A_O^R_D^M_O^P_R^I _! ^T 17:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. For the good work you've done, both in the game, and on the Wiki. -- Kittithaj 21:09, 23 June 2010 (BST)
6. A vote for Koponen is a vote for... well, I have no idea. He's got a cool name, though.--Tyx94 22:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
7. Mudkip! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:58, 26 June 2010 (BST)

Great Blob Party

The Chilean Blob represented by High Priest Summeroff.

1. For the Blob. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. My vote goes to the Blob.--Marinus 14:30, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. Blob 4 Mayor! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   15:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. For the Blob!!! --Dr summeroff 18:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. ALL HEAIL TEH BLOB --
    
    
    
    
   01:08, 23 June 2010 (BST)
6. All Hail the Blob!!! --Alexander Lamort 02:42, 23 June 2010 (BST)
7. I vote for the Blob! --Josh Clark 06:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
8. All Hail the Great Blob! --Woenderik^T,ACC 08:54, 23 June 2010 (BST)
9. Well, he's a spineless blob, but at least we know what we're getting.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 10:34, 23 June 2010 (BST)
10. Blob love. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 21:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
11. We must panic. --Raddox MurTangle 21:38, 24 June 2010 (BST)
12. I give my vote to the great Chilean Blob~ Zenburg/Phozil--Zagert 16:47, 27 June 2010 (BST)

Green Peace Party

Imthatguy and Lithedarkangel

1. All green and peace little bitches! -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 04:40, 25 June 2010 (BST)

"Hell Yeah, it's the 80s" Party

Sage Carr

1. I have to, or else he'll PK me. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. Talk about stating the obvious. Everyone knows its still the Eighties. Isn't It? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. I have nothing to say; yet cannot bring myself to leave this blank. EasilyDistracted 23:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. I'm only voting on the condition that 80s hairstyles are made mandatory for zombies and survivors alike. --Target Practice 01:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)
5. I can vote for myself, right? RIGHT?? -- Sage|Carr ^Cobra 15:11, 23 June 2010 (BST)

Humanative Party

Misanthropy and Revenant.

1. I believe in Revenant as a man who will follow through on his promises. Fuck that other guy though. 14:28, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. The natural choice. -- » JS talk contribs » 18:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 10:27, 23 June 2010 (BST)
4. I believe. -Austin Hunt 17:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)

   Mudkip. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:10, 24 June 2010 (BST)

   But... but... my mudkip was bigger, remember....?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 09:00, 24 June 2010 (BST)

   My brain was just smacked with a Mudkip...My vote is changing... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (BST)

   Victory!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:25, 26 June 2010 (BST)

5. I will follow Rev anywhere!... except maybe to Texas.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:06, 25 June 2010 (BST)

   Lucky you didn't follow him to Australia, we are all ruled by a woman now. --

    

    

    

    

   08:42, 25 June 2010 (BST)

6. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I mean, yes, for Harmanity and all that jazz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 15:50, 26 June 2010 (BST)
7. I'm all for Misanthropy. ^_^ --Shatari 01:05, 28 June 2010 (BST)
8. Step 1: Vote in Misanthropy. Step 2: Screw over Misanthropy at a conference in Europe. Step 3: Fake horrible horrible polls and turn the caucus against him, forcing a vote for the leadership. (Alternative Step 3: Assassinate Misanthropy.) Step 4: Revenant for Mayor! --Visible One 03:23, 28 June 2010 (BST)

Maltonian Separatist Party

Oidar

1. Humans, zombies, donkeys, comrades - Join the Dear Leader in his cause, and break from of foreign oppression! For the Glorious City, for freedom! Oidar 14:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)

Popsicle Pete Party

Popsicle Pete

1. None of you are safe! KurtCocaine 22:30, 24 June 2010 (BST)

Thermonuclear Party

Sam 2334

1. Vote for me, and I won't nuke Malton. --Sam 2334 18:48, 24 June 2010 (BST)

Voter Apathy Party

Red Hawk One

1. ...whatever. kakugori 00:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
2. ...sure... ...and about that snack run?--Ender 101 00:25, 24 June 2010 (BST)
3. My dart landed on this name, I think. . . so, whatever.--Bane Croooow 22:48, 29 June 2010 (BST)
4. everything's eventual, right?--Sasha belle 02:34, 30 June 2010 (BST)

Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)

KyleStyle

1. Voteginity ;) ♥ Moonie ^{Talk | Kyle For Mayor} 15:18, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. FOR EVERYTHING '10 -- Adward  16:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. He is my mamah and I love him. -- Papa Jadkor ^{(RRF) (MotA) (MT11)} 20:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. KyleStyle 21:14, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. Kyle has my vote! (They intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --Michael Barnaby 21:25, 22 June 2010 (BST)
6. I would have a woman's love for kyle, if kyle was one - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 22:29, 22 June 2010 (BST)
7. I'm voting for a Style, and its name is Kyle!--Naozi 22:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)
8. I started using KyleStyle about a year ago. Before that, I can't even remember what life was like. Even when I was younger and had a normal sex life, it still wasn't as good as it is now. I feel like KyleStyle has helped me to discover my sexual self. --Rufus T Bonemarrow 15:47, 22 June 2010 (MST)
9. I am SpuD and I vote for KyleStyle because he is. --Spud 22:53, 22 June 2010 (BST)
10. Our Zombiecratic party has always had the best interest of Joe Six-Brain in mind. Long live Freedom! --Bobs Aturd 22:57, 22 June 2010 (BST)
11. Zoutroi 23:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
12. Go Kyle go!--Irishmen 00:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
13. Why change things up? KyleStyle's benevolence has kept Malton a safe and happy Eden secure from the rest of the world's pants-wearing insanity since the time immemorial. -- M arcusF ilby ^T 01:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
14. Kylestyle is is better than a kitten dipped in hot fudge. He's got my vote! --Globule13 04:05, 23 June 2010 (BST)
15. It's 3 AM. Do you know where your KyleStyle is? -- Skoll ^{Talk | RRF} Gore Corps BB3 16:04, 23 June 2010 (BST)
16. Indeedasauruses. -- Cheese 01:03, 24 June 2010 (BST)
17. KYLE FOR EVERYTHING! Kiali 01:47, 24 June 2010 (BST)
18. ALL HAIL KYLESTYLE!!--Agent Sandman 04:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
19. I have no fucking idea who this kyle ass clown is----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 04:56, 24 June 2010 (BST)
20. Kyle for Everything!--Chex 05:12, 24 June 2010 (BST)
21. A vote for Kylestyle is a vote for Senergy! --S _{e n e r g y} ^T 05:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
22. By far the most qualified candidate. --Papa Moloch 19:49, 24 June 2010 (BST)
23. KYLESTYLE HELPED ME CUM OUT OF THE CLOSET ;O ILU <3 --ZR 21:51, 27 June 2010 (BST)
24. Vote for the Zambah dream, vote Kyle! Dolly Departed 09:41, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Results

Results will be announced at the close of voting.