Talk:Malton Murder Awards 2011

Nominations

PKer Awards

Best PKer Group

1. Cobra (group) - It's been five months and almost 400 kills since the split, and we're going stronger than ever. Can't argue with numbers like that. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. The Malton GlobeTrotters. They keep it real--Rapture 03:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Cult of Cockfucktus. For terrorizing Santlerville when 1 of my alts was visiting. →Son of Sin← 04:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   You're kidding right? Aren't they all zergs? --Akbar 03:42, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

   a zerger may be a legitimate PKer. you say "they" instead of he/she ...they = more than 1 = not zerging ...i witnessed a "group" (Nazi Zombies formerly known as Skinheads Army) resurrect simultaneously in Dakerstown after being idled out for weeks & wreak havoc. cornholioo is a zerger, and his/her survivor alts are legitimate PKers. →Son of Sin← 05:29, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

   ...wow. Just, wow. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   09:39, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

4. Malton DEA - You can't deny it. --DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Desu Nōto - Anyone can die from the Death Note! --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. PHOBIA - Ravishingly hateful scary buggers. I don't think I've even met them in game and I hate them with a passion already. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 15:38, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Heathers Petite Fille 11:59, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Desu Nōto - Though not really classified as a full time PKer group, the Death Note is probably the only group out of many that PKs in a rather unique way. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
9. Zerg Hunters Unlimited - They have a rather extensive hit list, I've heard. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 17:14, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
10. Cobra (group) - Tough one this. Was between these guys, and FOD, but in the end, Cobra get's me vote, as FOD is technically eligible for best new group, so, makes things easier for me a tad. What do i love about these guys? Everything. They're a group of fun people, having a fun time, in a long boring game. And making it fun. Theyve proven themselves capable of handling any bollocks thrown at them, and they do so with aplomb. Not to mention, they sure know how to kill people. A lot! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    23:56, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
11. Cobra (group) - Although Desu Nōto has an interesting concept, gotta go with Cobra.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  19:53, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
12. Flowers of Decay Class act group Duck J 06:17, 9 December 2011 (UTC)
13. Heathers - founded in the dark grey prehistory of the game and still going strong -- Spiderzed█ 13:22, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Cobra (group) x4
• Globetrotters
• Cult of Cockfucktus
• Malton DEA
• Desu Noto x2
• PHOBIA
• Heathers x2
• ZHU
• FoD

means the following are nominees:

• Cobra (group)
• Desu Noto
• Heathers

Best PKer

1. Sally A Summers, Malton's premier femme fatale. Get a load of that bounty - PHWOAR! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:26, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Carlos Froma - One man on his own annoying the crap out of a lot of silly people.--Rapture 03:30, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Your Own Guilt: This was the first person to PK my first alt & the only person I've reported on Rogues Gallery. Gets my vote for being elusive (or inactive). →Son of Sin← 04:13, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   i move around alot. just let me know where you are and i'll come kill you again :P --User:Sexualharrison19:28, 2 November 2011 (bst)

4. Kyle The Feared - Seriously, don't deny it. -- DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Mr Watt - That guy has some of the most creative ways to kill you it is crazy! --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. binlaggin jr - This be a terrorist, infidels, not just a plain old murderer. Plus he rocks. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 15:48, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
8. DJ Talent Petite Fille 12:01, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
9. bobby pegleg - He killed DJ Talent before DJ Talent had a chance to kill off all members of Desu Nōto. It was a shame. DJ Talent was pretty close to achieving his goal. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
10. Caesar Augustus - He has a rather large kill total. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 17:23, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
11. Suburban Ed - Second year running I vote this fella. Still killing despite having seen many from his era come and go, and still doing a damn good job of it too. He never get's involved in any the dramas many his peers do either, and simply get's on with his business. Massive respect for this guy, and I only hope my killer will be held in the same regard if I last as long as he has. My one and only criticism? Let's see some more taunts from you Ed. I know you've got a tongue... showcase it more, man. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    23:56, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
12. Sally A Summers - It was difficult not to vote for Suburban Ed because he is such a balla...but since Sally and I are taking it to the DA right now, I can't trust that she won't shoot me dead.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  19:53, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Sally A Summers x2
• Carlos Froma
• Your Own Guilt
• Kyle the Feared
• Mr Watt
• Hagnat
• binlaggin jr
• DJ Talent
• bobby pegleg
• Caesar Augustus
• Suburban Ed

All of them are nominated.

Best PKer Moment

1. Axe Hack's Manhunt 4: It was going to be nominated, why not get it out of the way? The bloodiest manhunt to date featuring a who's who of who's killing you. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. The splintering of Cobra and the still lingering grudge that it caused. ~ _{02:54, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. Valentine's_Day_Massacre - Because, c'mon. -- DT^PK 04:33, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Two members of Desu Nōto fails to properly claim a self-requested Death Note entry. Three times. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Creation of the Zerg Liste way back in the early days of the game in 2005. Currently operating from Resensitized. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 17:31, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
6. luckily i'm shameless. but this was a touching soulful moment. and the flare gun was a nice touch too. http://iamscott.net/1300176863167.html --User:Sexualharrison03:00, 7 November 2011 (bst)
7. Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC. As covered here, here, here or here (restricted access). It started out as a little misunderstanding when ACC PKed zerg hunters, and then escalated when ACC stepped up to declare zerg hunters who kill survivor zergers during a mall siege as traitors to the survivor cause. What followed was a massive PKing campaign when Cobras, Philosophe Knights, PHOBIA, Saints and many, many, many others ganged up to hunt ACC across the map and slay them whereever they were. As a bonus, during the hunt ACC's leader was exposed as a zerger himself. -- Spiderzed█ 13:14, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

   I approve of this nomination. I sort of had a little something to do with getting this massive war started in the beginning. I didn't just play with fire here. I soaked the matches in gasoline. xP --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:48, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

   If this is still open, I'm gonna third this. RinKou 07:00, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• AHMH4
• Cobra Civil War
• Valentine's Day Massacre
• Zerg Liste Creation
• Some wit by Harrison I can't open right now as Scoth's site is down
• Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC x3

All of them are thus nominated.

Zombie/Death-Cult Awards

Best Zombie Group

1. The Dead 2.0 - who else? They tore this city to shreds. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. The Dark Order of Armageddon - I would willingly be killed by these fellows just to hear the kill-speech. So good. --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. ShackNews god I miss them. i don't care if they have been inactive for a few years.--User:Sexualharrison19:33, 2 November 2011 (bst)
4. Zalp Helpful Zombies for Harman kind --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Clubbed to Death They fight hard and smell funny. Except for 5-6 weeks last fall, these club-loving zombies have kept Gulsonside red for two years. Coordination, diligence and a sense of cheerful competition makes this group the best damned zombies in Malton. --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 05:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Feral Undead The extreme discipline they showed in pretending to be trying to get into Fort Perryn a few months ago was simply the best strategic move I've seen, ACC sat there waiting and waiting but nothing happened - Ive never seen a survivor group leave due to boredom before. Shame the dead arrived so we could not see "The Final Solution"--Rapture 20:57, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Feral Undead --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Clubbed to Death: Consistent and consistently classy. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 8 November 2011}
9. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:20, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
10. The random untagged ferals who become groups spontaneously. →Son of Sin← 18:34, 10 November 2011 (UTC)
11. HM Government - While the rest of the zombie game is pretty static, they have silently risen and claimed a good chunk of Roachtown out of nothing. Given how few actually new groups rise in the zombie game and how even fewer stick, they deserve special mention. -- Spiderzed█ 13:52, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• The Dead 2.0
• Dark Order of Armaggeddon
• ShackNews
• ZALP
• Clubbed to Death x2
• Feral Undead x2
• Hagnat
• ferals
• HM Government

Thus all of them are nominated.

Best Zombie

1. Jorm - Toss up between him and a lot of other venerable zombies (bullgod, petro, Kieth Moon, War Criminal etc), but hey, he's the Boss, yeah? --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Hermann Munster - Have to give it to that zombie he knows how to have fun in a burb battle --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Munster, aye. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 15:56, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Hermann Munster --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Jorm duh! --Akbar 03:52, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Jorm Nobody else comes close. --Grogh 03:53, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Dave Cameron -- Spiderzed█ 13:54, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Jorm x3
• Hermann Munster x3
• Hagnat
• Dave Cameron

Thus all of them are nominated.

Best Zombie Moment

1. The March of the Dead 2011: After a long period of semi-dormancy, the Dead resurfaced with the help of Death cultist subsidiaries and drove survivors to the brink of extinction. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. March of the Dead. No question. ~ _{02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. March of The Dead 2 - kills loads of people, wrecked most of the city and turned the map red. Nuff said. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:28, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Dia_de_los_Muertos --DT^PK 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. RRF Birthday Party, in which every living soul in Hildebrand Mall was eaten at once on October 3, 2011. --Akbar 04:11, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
6. RRF Birthday Party for me as well. Link for it here.[1] --Papa Irishmen 04:16, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
7. RRF Birthday Party for me too! --Milibater 04:21, 23 November 2011
8. March of The Dead 2011. Nuff said! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   23:57, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
9. March of the Dead 2011 -- Spiderzed█ 13:53, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• March of the Dead x4
• RRF Birthday Party x3
• Dia de los Muertos

Thus all of them are nominated.

Bounty Hunter Awards

Best Bounty Hunter Group

1. Team Extreme. ~ _{02:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Team Xtreme. Hands down the most collaborative, coordinated and assiduous group of bounty hunters working in Malton today. Led by Josh Clark and and his second, Katie Burns, Team Xtreme's work has influenced the lives of survivors, the un-lives of zombies and the should-get-a-lives of text rapists. Malton is a better place because of them. --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 03:25, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Fallen Saints - Rabbit and Cutter are a gruesome twosome. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:30, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   The ironic part: Both Robbie the Rabbit and Carrie Cutter are Josh Clark and Jess Cutter, respectively, who are ironically in Team Xtreme. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:20, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   The irony is so ironic :P ~ _{02:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}

4. Fascist Pig Hunters - Not really any other options, tbh. --DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   -I second this nomination! - Aquanut—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aquanut (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

5. Team Xtreme. Never backs down, never retreats, never lets you down, never gives your freshly-bullet-ridden ass up. --Penguinpyro 01:19, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Team Xtreme has over the last year been the most consistently excellent BHer group around. There are others and others doing good work today, but no other is so well managed at this time. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Fascist Pig Hunters. The name says it all --Rapture 21:02, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon - They're a fairly new BHer group that kicked off about one or two months ago, and already they're making a name for themselves by successfully taking on Cobra and RDD. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

   Wait, let me get this straight. Cobra has a falling out amidst much drama. The group splits in two after much name calling, killing of each other, and arbitration on the wiki. Then a group that consists of at least on alt (I'm led to believe that Spiderzed is a member of the group nominated here) of one of those Cobras (we'll call them Spiderzed's faction), takes on the other Cobra? So...One Cobra (Spiderzed's faction) is attacking/fighting with another Cobra, and then using their alts to attack the other Cobra as well? Is that really what you're saying? Or is Spiderzed not a member of this group? Or have I completely misunderstood what you're saying? -- Bisfan 02:30, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

   Spidey's not a member of the Senshi from what I can tell. And yes, you have misunderstood what I said. You should check the links. The Cobra linked here is the Cobra that was hijacked by RDD, not Spidey's Cobra. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:05, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

   The confusion arises from the fact that /whowas on the Nexuswar IRC server showed that both SailorMoon and Spiderzed connect to the server from the same hostmask. -- Bisfan 04:29, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

   Sad Trombone--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 16:27, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

9. Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon - Regardless of whatever dramaz, they've shown they can do the job. 2012 is gonna be their year. Saints who? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   23:57, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
10. The Spanish Inquisition - I hope this isn't unexpected.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  19:57, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
11. Team Xtreme - You don't have to like Josh Clark, or the video blog, or the group culture, but in a largely dormant bounty-hunter meta-game they are one of the very few groups to grow, to work along survivor groups and to generally charge ahead, rather than to just follow the tired mall patrol routine. -- Spiderzed█ 13:56, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Team Xtreme x4
• Fallen Saints
• Fascist Pig Hunters x2
• Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon x2
• The Spanish Inquisition

Thus, the following are nominated:

• Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon
• Fascist Pig Hunters
• Team Xtreme

Best Bounty Hunter

1. Josh Clark. ~ _{03:02, 1 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Raven Corvus Domino Harvey 23:06, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. K27--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:56, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Ciscokitty Divs 03:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Goldenboots - I guess this goes here - 580 Zerg Kills and they all mean something, gracious, elegant and has boots made of gold.--Rapture 03:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Duck J With over 292 claims to his name and arguably the best BHer moment this year, Duck J unquestionably strikes fear into the hearts of PKers (and those allergic to fine duck down) everywhere.--Ciscokitty 04:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Nicholas Risto - And I DARE you to say otherwise. --DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Josh Clark. So badass, the Malton Globetrotters went to the effort of spending a month on him and only him.--Penguinpyro 01:16, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
9. While Nicholas Risto to this day has the highest bounty bucks total (by a good amount too I believe), my vote has to go to Ciscokitty for her work against text rapists and other unsavories across Malton. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
10. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
11. Erica Rackham Deadly, classy, hot as hell. Plus she still bothers to upload taunt screenies to the new RG, despite it being a right faff. I see no point in BHing without taunts, so, far as I'm concerned, Erica has kept BHing alive. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 16:11, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
12. Josh Clark - There's no question about it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
13. Erica Rackham Definitely. The Pagram Librarian prefers being killed by Erica over anyone else. Raven Corvus is a close second. --Grogh 06:06, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
14. Duck J: Skilled, dedicated, loyal and re-lent-less. One of the highest total bounty claims this game has ever seen. Clearly one of the finest bounty hunters in Malton over the past many years. Leon Silverblood 06:32, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
15. User:Raven Corvus - she has great taste in pistols. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 14:24, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
16. Erica RackhamShe is by far the classiest, most skilled Bounty Hunter in Malton. She can shoot me any day. --Akbar 03:46, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
17. Susan Popham - Technically, not a BH'er per se, however she fit's the criteria being arguably the undisputed top 'puter down' (eh?) of bad guys in the South West. Pretty much every PK'er of relevance will have danced with her at some point, and most of them will have nothing but admiration for the manner in which she conducts herself in the game. Ever witty and always classy, she demands respect for her outstanding tracking abilites and deep understanding into the mindset of the perps she puts away on a daily basis. She's without a doubt, my personal benchmark for how BH'ing should be. Simply put, she's Magic. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    23:58, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
18. Raven Corvus she is a class act.--User:Sexualharrison18:48, 10 December 2011 (bst)
19. User:Raven Corvus. Erica Rackham is a very, very close second in stylishness, while Josh Clark deserves honourable mention for keeping one of the few bustling BHer groups running. -- Spiderzed█ 13:58, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Josh Clark x3
• Raven Corvus x4
• K27
• Ciscokitty x2
• Goldenboots
• Duck J x2
• Nicholas Risto
• Hagnat
• Erica Rackham x3
• Susan Popham

Thus, the nominees are:

• Erica Rackham
• Josh Clark
• Raven Corvus

Best Bounty Hunting Moment

1. Text rapist hunting at Burchell Arms. ~ _{02:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
2. Sally A Summers and Duck J have a live fight and someone is zedly pissed. Divs 03:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Running much? -- Spiderzed█ 21:15, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   How rude I was busy minding my own business shooting someone when this little spicy chick rudely interrupted me by pulling a gun and shooting at me. Thats no way to ask for a date Ms Scott. But alas I be still alive Quack Quack *Tips hat. Duck J 00:39, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

3. Prudence sending finis valorum into a frenzy of fake prudence alt-creation. -- DT^PK 04:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Shirley Ghostman's assault on the PKer group CCPD. --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 21:45, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. The organization of creating a universal PK List way back in 2005, that eventually split into The PK List and the Rogues Gallery. Without it, we wouldn't have a handy way of determining who is the best bounty hunter. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 17:36, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon counter-party-crashing the Red October 2 party-crashing party - and very decisively at that. -- Spiderzed█ 14:20, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Text Rapist Hunt around Burchell Arms
• Duel Duck J vs Sally A Summers
• Finis' Prudence HATE HAET HAT
• Shirley Ghostman vs CCPD
• Creation of Universal PK List
• Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon at Red October 2

Thus, all of them are nominated.

Harmanbargar Awards

Best Survivor Group

1. SDN: A new survivor super-group that has proven itself this year with successful large scale operations in Ridleybank, Whittenside, Gulsonside, and Dunnell Hills against Malton's largest and most organized zombie groups.-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. Skynet Defense Network Yes! They are a rough and tough bunch! --Josh Clark 22:57, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Skynet Defense Network: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --Aliahnnyah 02:36, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Reddit survivors. These guys really have their shit together. ~ _{02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}

4. Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks. When the Dead rolled the silent gang got down to business, no PR, no fanfare just simple hard work --Rapture 03:34, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks -- As above. Seriously the best I've seen.--DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC) Changing my vote to Philosophe Knights, for excellence in the field, hard work, consistency, and a serious work ethic. --DT^PK 18:02, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

   The Cryptkeepers I like the work they are doing in Miltown.--User:Sexualharrison19:35, 2 November 2011 (bst)

6. As it does not seem appropriate to nominate my own alt's group and I'm unable to nominate all of our allies, my vote has to go to Malton Rangers. They have been right there alongside SDN almost every step of the way and have contributed strongly to survivor efforts overall by helping to revive the New Malton Colossus. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. SDN. They have pie. --Penguinpyro 07:17, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
8. CAPD. Other groups like the Randoms or 404 have probably been more effective against The Dead, but from a PKer POV, they were the most fun target. Attacked them twice this year with SWA and Red Rum, and had a blast each time. Would do it again. -- Spiderzed█ 15:28, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

   We love you too :3--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:46, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

   Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in the previous post are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any official body of CAPD. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   22:15, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

   Skynet Defense Network - There's no question about this one neither. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

9. Reddit_survivors - Excellent work keeping zergers, zombie spies down across the city. --Rise|||||||||||||||||||||||||||above 09:44, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
10. Malton Rangers. Couldn't ask for a group with more heart (and drunken debauchery.) Unafraid of anything, this is a group you can count on to have your back.
    --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 17:13, 6 November 2011 (UTC)
11. The unnamed and non-existent group of PKers that turned into the best reviver group ever when the dead came through. They can't win because they didn't exist, but you have to wonder ... --Grogh 06:11, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
12. As Rapture and grogh. --Akbar 17:26, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
13. Philosophe Knights We offer deeper help than the lowly FAK, or needle we keep Malton's mind live and well.       18:00, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
14. Philosophe Knights Indeed! Who else will keep the Centers of Learning up while everyone else powers railway stations and warehouses? --SB 18:08, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
15. Philosophe Knights The PK are, without a doubt, the last, best hope for Survivor's left in Malton. --Hibernaculum 18:16, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
16. Philosophe Knights. Survival and Philosophe Knights; the words are synonymous. ~ _{18:22, 30 November 2011 (UTC)}
17. Philosophe Knights I installed and fueled two gennys in Foulkes Village today. Malton is nothing with out COL's Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 19:29, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
18. Philosophe Knights. I agree with the people that voted previously. --The Holy Empress Colette 19:42, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
19. Philosophe Knights We only kill you because we love you. RinKou 19:48, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
20. Philosophe Knights because sometimes, love hurts - Excelentisimo Conde eLeuVe
21. Assault on Stupid Survivors. 'Nuff said. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:59, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
22. Phoolosphy Kneets i kill TZH everyday.--User:Sexualharrison00:35, 1 December 2011 (bst)
23. Philosophe Knights Feels good man. Doctor Horus Fontis 02:26, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
24. Philosophe Knights If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Citizen KN ^{PK Talk} 05:48, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

    Never argue with someone far more stupid than you. You'll only lose because the other person has more experience at being stupid. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 07:15, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

25. Philosophe Knights Bringing a new meaning to Tough Love. --Ov 13:03, 02 December 2011 (EST)
26. Philosophe Knights Above.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  19:59, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
27. Philosophe Knights. Praise Knowledge. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:44, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Skynet x4
• Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks x3
• Philosophe Knights x15
• Malton Rangers x2
• CAPD
• Reddit Survivors
• Assault on Stupid Survivors

Thus, the nominees are:

• Close Personal Friends of Anime Sucks
• Philosophe Knights
• Skynet

Best Survivor

1. SexualHarrison. He hold Miltown on his own --Rapture 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Saromu - Look at his resume. No, really. LOOK. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Albert Schwan - This survivor has it all. He has the brains the Zombies crave, he has gotten the Heathers panties in a wad so much they try to grief him, he has worked with many survivor groups in many operations across Malton. He is truly a Survivor --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Bad Attitude Barbie for her tireless efforts in promoting survivor coordination and sound strategy as commander of Skynet Defense Network. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Bad Attitude Barbie for having grown the nominated Best (and Best New) Survivor Group SDN during (and before) the March of The Dead 2.0, bringing to life SDN's vision of a collaborative Malton by consistently being a driving force behind over a dozen multi-group operations across the map; for unprecedented success against elite zed groups ; and for personally influencing the March (scared them into closing their public SomethingAwful recruitment and coordination thread, thereby strangling their hitherto snowballing growth rate). For kicking butt and chewing John Connors. Leon Silverblood 06:37, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

   Seconded. Babs has proven to be a high caliber leader and tactician. She handled the absorption of the AZS with respect and grace, squashing all potential drama before it even began. One would never know from looking at it now that SDN was ever multiple autonomous groups. 15:29, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

6. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:44, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. SexualHarrison, because when he's not playing breather, he makes being pantless the new kewl. Petite Fille 12:04, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Kevan, no single person has done more in last year for survivors than Kevan. --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 21:38, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
9. Albert Schwan - The man is good with numbers. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
10. Schwannie.--Penguinpyro 19:42, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
11. User:Kevan - just when the city's survivors thought they were doomed, the man delivered the goods by the bucketful! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 21:51, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
12. Kittithaj - I know, I can't believe I just typed that too, but I've thought long and hard on this one, and was this close to going with Albert, but think on it a second - Kitti role plays his survivor character to perfection. look at his profile description - the man plays an overweight slobbish type, and flat out refuses to purchase the body building skill. That's class, right there. Also, despite his being the constant whipping boy for PK'ers and griefers alike, he gets back up and about his business, every time. I admire that. Kudos to you, Kitti ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    00:00, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
13. Sexualharrison. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:45, 5 December 2011 (UTC)
14. Kevan for introducing the Horn of Plenty -- Spiderzed█ 14:04, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Sexualharrison x3
• Saromu
• Schwan x3
• Bad Attitude Barbie x2
• Hagnat
• Kevan x3
• Kittithaj

Thus, the nominees are:

• Albert Schwan
• Kevan
• Sexualharrison

Best Survivor Moment

1. Everyone vs The Dead 2011: In an event that shaped the face of Malton, Survivors rallied after being reduced to their lowest number in some time. Eventually, the push back involved almost all major groups, including some zombies and PKers, who all worked to turn the tide. The resulting map had but two red suburbs and was mostly green.-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

   Don't forget the crazy search rates the survivors had and the dead's numbers quickly dwindling. Chances are if they wanted to the map would still be a sea of red        13:33, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

2. The Christmas Trees diverting half of the Dead on a frantic search to be grinch. --Rapture 03:37, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. First Siege of Caiger. This should be a no-brainer. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Skynet Defence Network, Team Xtreme, Malton Rangers, Knights Templar, The Fortress, MCDU, The Wraiths, Malton Restoration Society, and Foxhound battle Clubbed to Death, The Dead 2.0, and Feral Zombies in Gulsonside. For the 6 week long reversal of 2 years of Red Status of the suburb, and unruining of the majority of buildings around the burb.--Josh Clark 02:53, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. The survivor counter offensive and C.R.A.P. against the Dead. Biggest damn battle Malton's had in a while, and as legendary a comeback as it gets.--Penguinpyro 07:13, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Everyone Vs The Dead 2011. Same as March of The Dead 2011, above, but the second half of the movie. Was just an awesome and scary time to be a harman. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   23:58, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
7. The Christmas Tree Hare&Tortoise Game. -- Spiderzed█ 14:07, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Everyone vs The Dead x5
• First Siege of Caiger
• Gulsonside Assault

Thus, all events are nominated.

Ineptitude Awards

Most Inept Group

1. The Heathers: This once notable PKer group spent the end of 2010 and the entirety of 2011 hunting (with only moderate success) the same group of survivors for whom they were awarded a 2010 MMA. Even though those survivors neither hid nor retaliated, the Heathers continued to tout it as a landslide victory. With no original taunts in a year, no need to hunt their prey, no threat of reprisal, and only occasional diversions into other unsuccessful operations, they stand as a testament to laziness and ineptitude in the field of PKing truly worthy of this award. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}
2. The Original Cobra for a number of reasons, but mainly for this rather grandiose claim they they would grief us (the other Cobra faction) out of the game if we didn't quit the group. Five months later, we're still very much alive and thriving! FAIL! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:23, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Skynet. Absorbing a load of medicocre groups simply makes a medium sixed mediocre group, Good PR and chest thumping, usually poor operations. --Rapture 03:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Skynet - as Rapture; plus the worst RPing a pro-survivor group has done yet. 04:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Council of Leaders - Butt of jokes years later. --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Cobra The gay fake one, not the real one. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:00, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Cobra. All of them. Zergs vs. man-lesbians vs. trenchies. Whatevs. --Penguinpyro 01:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Corba. As above, the group has been a festival of drama and zerging throughout the majority of the year. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

   Zerging? Must've missed that part... care to explain? ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 18:47, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

9. Skynet is just full of meh MMA Judges --User:Sexualharrison22:26, 8 November 2011 (bst)
10. Skynet --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 22:00, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
11. Skynet. Petite Fille 11:58, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
12. RDD - For getting sent into a state of frustration because Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon managed to kill them all, going as far to the point where Goribus accused the Senshis of zerging, but was very quickly proven wrong. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:10, 5 November 2011 (UTC)
13. MMA Judges. annoying 00:16, 7 November 2011 (UTC)

    ...yeah, probably true dat. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    00:43, 7 November 2011 (UTC)

14. Bloody Green Boyz. See User talk:Akule/Defeated_Groups/Zergs/Bloody_Green_Boyz. ~ _{20:59, 8 November 2011 (UTC)}
15. The Abandoned - For making Baghdad Bob their spokesperson. As funny as Bob is, we just can't trust what the guy says, you know? They'll be right at home here. --Hibernaculum 01:50, 16 November 2011 (UTC)
16. The Dead 1800 zombies and they didn't even come close to breaking the game, and they fell apart in a few weeks. --Grogh 03:57, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
17. Illuminati - This could easily have been any the current remaining BH'er groups, however due to my having more first hand experience with the ineptitude of Illuminati in particualar, my vote has to go to them. BH'ers, in general, are about as inept as they come, with a few notable exceptions (Erica Rackham, Josh Clark & Raven Corvus to name but three), there seems to be a recurring pattern in how they conduct themselves in this game of "Cat & Mouse". Namely, their inability to report kills. To paraphrase a much wiser person than me, 'If you're only gonna play one half of the game, you take away the fun aspect'.
    Here's a scenario guys: You won't report any kills made on yourselves, but can't wait to spam the RG with all your chest thumping glory jobs of how awesome BH'ers you are. What then, when the day comes you eventually reduce every PK'ers bounty to zero, and you have no-one left to kill? Nothing and no-one to boast about. You don't keep the food chain in circulation, and the circle of life (and unlife) flowing, you kill it for everyone. And you'll only have yourselves to blame. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    23:59, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

    Wow, some non-existant inept hunter group ruined the game with all their vicious non-reporting, huh? Pretty impressive. LOL. Certainly no credit should go to those making comments in the spirit of "This is OUR awards and we don't wanna include those pesky survivors and hunters (you know, the other half of the game) in it 'cos it's OURS! NOT THEIRS! BOOHOOHOO!" Pfft. I know another saying from someone wiser than you. *glances at Ducky's stats* Numbers don't lie.--Ciscokitty 02:51, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

    ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    04:55, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

    Couldn't agree more, and Duck J is the worst. I've killed him in the dark without bothering to drop and fuel a generator; I've been 'claimed' by him, then got myself revived, found the guy (because crossing free-running lanes and hiding in the nearest dark isn't obvious at all) and killed him within minutes; taunted him with blunt parody about being the 'Top 57 All-Time Player Killer', and does he ever report? Does he fuck. I think he's ashamed that the hunter gets hunted too. The guy is a prize pillock and about as fun as having the clap. --BOSCH 01:16, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

18. Nazi Zombies - Lots of zerg alts and still hardly leaving a dent. -- Spiderzed█ 14:09, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Heathers
• The Original Cobra
• Skynet x4
• Council of Leaders
• Cobra x3
• MMA Judges x2
• RDD
• Bloody Green Boyz
• Abandonded
• The Dead
• Illuminati
• Nazi Zombies

Thus, the following are nominated:

• Cobra
• MMA Judges
• Skynet

Most Inept Individual

1. Cornholio returns. --Rapture 03:35, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Fedcom President --DT^PK 04:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. DrJackson for nominating himself for lifetime achievement. [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User%3ARapture&action=historysubmit&diff=1762344&oldid=1615089 Chest Thumping: The True Story Kempy for not having the stones to recognize quality even when it pisses him off. Somehow I expected better of him.--Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 08:39, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   I second that--Rapture 20:39, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

4. The typical non-grouped survivor during the March of the Dead 2. Complacent, clueless, self-interested and mindless trenchies or near-trenchies flocking to whatever yellow suburb the Dead was about to rape next. Especially the idiots who helped out the Globetrotters. If that's not a legit nomination, User:Mayor MC Cheese for his colossally retarded not-even-trenchie-level-of-common-sense plan. --Penguinpyro 01:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

   I especially liked the part where he pretended to be mayor, despite the fact that we have elections.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 01:03, 9 November 2011 (UTC)

5. richerd cranium Not a very good PKer, and look at that profile. I mean really!--Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Finis. Doesn't get more inept than having to cheat in a stupidly simple browser game, in order to stand a chance to "win". And, as cheaters go, this is the saddest. Changing me vote. richerd cranium. I loled. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 03:34, 26 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Thad. just for the hell of it he might win. Duck J --User:Sexualharrison02:02, 1 December 2011 (bst)
8. richerd cranium He fired his pistol at someone and missed. A lot. --Grogh 03:39, 23 November 2011 (UTC)
9. Duck J - As above, Inept Group. The guy's a total Div. (See whut I did thar?) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   23:59, 30 November 2011 (UTC)

   Kempy This is so funny since Kempy's pker is a self-reporter on the RG. Why do I need to report when you report yourself?? Maybe Kempy is feeling inadequate I guess his PKer epeen needing some plumping. What a joke! Talk about the pot calling the kettle Zerg (see what I did there) oh I mean black. You just can't help but being a douche can you? Duck J 02:39, 1 December 2011 (UTC) 1 person likes this comment. Hibernaculum well when your right your right. Duck J 01:27, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

   You were zerg listed once too Ducky so its always suprising you bring it up about others :)--Rapture 00:39, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

   Maybe it's because ducky's zerg listing was an actual error. You know, 2 characters played by separate people on separate computers in a coordinated manner then reported by some butthurt PKer. Kempy's problem was really more about...math. S'ok, when you wear a kilt like that, who needs to be able to count? But wait a minute...you're a zerg list mod aren't you, rapture/Dr Jackson? So I guess you already know the facts. Good story though, bro! --Ciscokitty 06:09, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

   ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   05:01, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

10. Duck J Top 1 All-Time Humourless Bounty Hunter. --BOSCH 01:18, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
11. Duck J - For being an idiot on this page. Also for saying e-peen. And especially for saying "see what I did there".  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  20:08, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
12. Duck J - Well...I was gonna nominate Yon or richerd cranium for this, but, after reviewing some things...I have to agree with Harrison, Kempy, Bosch, and Billy. Duck is probably the most inept for two reasons. First, there's this, which occurred because Duck got pissed at Carrie for adding his name to the Death Note claiming he was back-stabbed by a friend, and so Carrie removed Ducky from the list. Get a grip, bro. Carrie was only adding your name for fun. A similar example of this can be seen above, where apparently he is over-reacting to the fact that Kempy is nominating him for most inept. Yo, man. This whole Malties thing. It's something we do for fun. This is a game. This wiki is for documenting information about a game. Everything on this wiki in the mainspace has just about everything to do with the game. Games are meant solely for the fun and entertainment purposes, am I wrong? It's not like we're in a competition or anything. The second, he claims respect and loyalty should only go to friends. Um...Really? Whatever happened to respecting your opponent? Yo bro, I respect you and all, but if you're gonna say that you ain't got respect for me and you're only respecting the friends who actively work with you, then by all means, you are probably not the person who deserves to be respected by me. Again, it's a game. Everyone you meet (except the cheaters) should be respected. Otherwise, like how you think others are idiots, they'll start thinking the same way about you as well. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:34, 5 December 2011 (UTC)

    Wow Axe kitty kick/bans you from the irc for being a douche and you get all butthurt hahahaha Wow who is taking the game a little to seriously? Respect in earned not giving blindly to Douche Bags and hypocrites. Those who earn and deserve respect HAVE it those who don't well they are well Kicked and Unwelcome. Duck J 06:22, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

    Alright, before we all pile on Duck some more, I'd like to clarify the definition of inept we are using here. As I see it, the main usage for the definition, and how I assume was intended for this category is 'Having or showing no skill; clumsy.'. Duck may be a lot of things but having no skill and clumsy is not one. I've seen a lot worse. As far as Bher's go, I have Duck somewhere in the middle to upper tier. Same with other nominations here. Kempy is certainly not "inept". Some may not like him. But that doesn't mean he's inept. I suppose there's the lesser known usage of the term which implies someone is "absurd"...you might be able to make a case on that for some. Otherwise, I just see people taking their grudges into the voting. --Hibernaculum 15:48, 8 December 2011 (UTC)

    --Ciscokitty 05:46, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

13. Cornholioo -- Spiderzed█ 14:10, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Cornholioo x2
• Fedcom President
• Kempy
• Mayor MC Cheese
• richerd cranium x3
• Duck J x5

Thus, the following are nominated:

• Cornholioo
• Duck J
• richerd cranium

Newcomer Awards

Eligible are all groups/individuals who have entered the game in the last 18 months.

Best Newcomer

1. Rob Oppenheimer--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   Onomatopoeia, as the most prolific killer on Desu Nōto/Death Note and with 142 kills to his name (bounty of 49), this man IS the sound of death comin' for ya! He's only been claimed three times, twice by Duck J and once by KempyClassic two of the finest hunters in Malton. CURSE YOU, ONOMATOPOEIA, I WILL HAVE YOU YET! --Ciscokitty 23:09, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

2. Onomatapoeia, though Oppenheimer defintely deserves mention. ~ _{02:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}
3. JR BobDobbsThis newcomer debuted by handily winning AxeHack's Manhunt 4 with a total of 11 kills (nobody has ever won with more kills) and is on the currently leading team in the this year's Red October contest. Always stylish and fun, he has made an impressive entrance to Urban Dead.--Ciscokitty 04:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Suburban Ed - What are they FEEDING this kid? --DT^PK 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Onomatopoeia, all those on the Death Note kill list should quiver because he's COMING FOR YOU! --Jess Noir 19:08, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Out of all the Holders, he's definitely the best one. Compared to Vapor and Spiderzed who failed to properly carry out Al's death wish. Three times. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:01, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

6. Onomatapoeia -- Spiderzed█ 14:10, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Rob Oppenheimer
• Onomatopoeia x3
• JR BobDobbs
• Surburban Ed

All of them are nominated.

Best New Group

1. Skynet Defense Network: An amazing survivor group that is well organized and fun. They come in, clean up and leave. No muss no fuss. You don’t even know that they’ve been there until they’ve already left and your suburb is all shiny and new. Well alright, if you're a zombie, you might know sooner. --Aliahnnyah 02:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Cobra (group). Ok so it may not technically be new but this group of pkers have been through some real shit yet still managed to be the top pking group in 2011. I consider both splinters of the original cobra to be new groups so this categoryseems to be appropriate to me. ~ _{02:56, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}

2. SDN: Old hands, new group, moderate numbers, huge impact. -- Albert Schwan  _{Wednesday, 2 November 2011}
3. Cobra - Bullgod leading a PKer group = Pretty epic. --DT^PK 04:40, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Cobra The real one, not the gay fake one. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 15:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Skynet Defense Network: has the most impact of any new group in malton Duck J 20:31, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Skynet Defense Network. They know what they're doing, actually go where they can get shit done, and save the bragging for when they actually win. Pretty uncommon group of traits among any group.--Penguinpyro 01:23, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Hagnat's Army --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:43, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Flowers of Decay. 75 kills in 30 days. Starting to look like they'll really live up to their namesake. I'm looking forward to seeing them take off. ~ _{01:01, 4 November 2011 (UTC)}
9. Flowers of Decay - Easy! Like my reasons for Cobra in best PK'er Group category, these guys are all about putting the fun into being a PK'er again. Much like they did last year with MitS, Hib and co. have picked up the ball and played everyone else off the park. If this is to be the last gig the band plays, they're going out with a bang. F'kin love these guys. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   00:00, 1 December 2011 (UTC)
10. FOD class act.--User:Sexualharrison01:47, 1 December 2011 (bst)
11. Flowers of Decay. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:47, 5 December 2011 (UTC)
12. Flowers of Decay -- Spiderzed█ 14:11, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Skynet x4
• Cobra x2
• Hagnat's Army
• Flowers of Decay x5

All of them are nominated.

Other Awards

Best Taunt

1. Cutey meets a wrestler and indulges in a little smack talk.~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. This one. Stone cold, and Awesome. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. I've always liked Deej's taunts. This is one of my favorite of his more recent taunts: [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]. Sounds like he got a little sentimental there. A bromance now in pieces by uncovering love letters, perhaps? ~ _{21:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)}

Tally

• Cutey Snugglekins
• Hashissin
• DJ Talent

All three are nominated.

Best Dressed

Make sure to add a profile link, and preferably a profilewit.

1. Sally A Summers' Halloween costume - Trenchie Vampiress! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 15:19, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Sohee - Fuzzy. Bunny. Slippers. I rest my case. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Erica Rackham Always so hot. Always so cold. She is never ever seen in a torn, blood-stained or wrinkled dress - or without her trademark 4 inch heels - no matter how nasty a KOSer she just took out. Pic! --Grogh 01:10, 10 November 2011
4. Erica Rackham - Having been killed by Miss Rackham, I can testify to her stylish mode of dress.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  20:15, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Sally A Summers
• Sohee
• Erica Rackham x2

All three are nominated.

Grooviest Individual

1. Bootsy Funk. Awwwwwww yeah! --Bad Attitude Barbie^SDN 03:32, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Zaknrfama - Neon Knights. NEON. Also, a Knight. Also, attacking the source of the infection. Also, a BAMF. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Bootsy Funk = Win --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Bootsy Funk FTW--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:48, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Bootsy Funk - too-wooooooo funky in he'e! gimme some AAAAAAAAIR!! open up the WINDOW, MAN! -- Spiderzed█ 14:14, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Bootsy Funk x4
• Zaknrfama

All two are nominated.

Grooviest Group

1. Maltonian_Inquisition - Glorious on a scale unmatched by any other group. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. PHOBIA - Great gimmick, fun to fight --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Philosophe Knights - Those guys are plainly class. -- Spiderzed█ 14:15, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Maltonian Inquisition
• PHOBIA
• Philosophe Knights

All three are nominated.

Most Improved

1. Flogging Molly - He's come a long way. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Malton Globetrotters and the Dead's PKers in general. The average individual gone from BH turkey shoot fodder early in their march to currently wreaking utter havoc on reddit_survivors. I can't approve of it, but I sure can appreciate the deviousness involved.--Penguinpyro 01:50, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Axe Hack. No longer Malton's most horrible PKer (that would be me. Or maybe Yon). ~ _{21:01, 8 November 2011 (UTC)}

Tally

• Flogging Molly
• Malton Globetrotters
• Axe Hack

All three are nominated.

Services To The Industry

1. User:DT --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
2. Anime Sucks 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Blue Emu kept the PK list running after desenz went down. Massive contribution that needs to be recognized. --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

   Interestingly, Blue Emu kept the PK List running when we were booted off of proboards. Then it was run by Katthew for a while, and finally by Token Black Man, who kept it running after desensitized passed away. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:09, 2 December 2011 (UTC)

4. Kyle. For the RG itself, of course, no one has done more for the industry. Now fix the bloody thing already, ktx. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 16:41, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Sophie. Where would we be with out the DSS Map and High-Lighter not to mention a bunch of other assists along the way :) Duck J 20:05, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
6. Akule. Others might be more notorious as killers, but no one else has such a keen eye on zerging, and that constantly over years. There would be much fewer funny green targets to shoot without his work. -- Spiderzed█ 22:31, 4 November 2011 (UTC)
7. The Chilean Blob. Is it even in question? --Dr summeroff 18:57, 28 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Token Black Man - a PK & Zerg Administration machine. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 00:09, 2 December 2011 (UTC)
9. User:The Rooster - The most active, inactive member of the wiki.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  07:13, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• DT
• Anime Sucks
• Blue Emu
• Kyle the Feared
• Sophie Ames
• Akule
• The Chilean Blob
• Token Black Man
• The Rooster

All of them are nominated.

Lifetime Achievement

User:DT --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:44, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

1. Anime Sucks 23:37, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

   Kempy. ~ _{02:23, 2 November 2011 (UTC)}

2. DrJa#ckson. DT was simply my puppet--Rapture 03:27, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
3. Karloth Vois --DT^PK 04:43, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
4. Kempy ***flashes gold teeth*** WOOOO! ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ ^talk 07:58, 2 November 2011 (UTC)
5. Ryan Lynch Over 500 Claims nobody come close to that total #1 Alltime Duck J 17:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
6. AidenFury - One of the most knowledgeable Bounty Hunters still around Malton today. Has a lot of influence in the teaching and making of Bounty Hunters in Malton. Almost everything involving Bounty Hunting, Aiden is there in some shape or form. --Josh Clark 02:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
7. Ciscokitty's contributions to BHing are as great as any out there and far better than all but a select few. It is always difficult for me to narrow choices down to one player as I have known so many good one, but Ciscokitty is truly one of the greats and has played a central role in two bounty hunter groups of note The Saints and The Illuminati over the last three and a half years. --RichterFury 03:40, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
8. Keith Moon of the MotA. Petite Fille 18:35, 8 November 2011 (UTC)
9. Karloth Vois --User:Sexualharrison14:32, 9 November 2011 (bst)
10. Hagnat.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:14, 9 November 2011 (UTC)
11. Karloth Vois. Hands down.  Billy Club Thorton  T!  RR  18:39, 18 November 2011 (UTC)
12. Lifetime Achievement. The embodiment of success. --Hibernaculum 19:05, 28 November 2011 (UTC)
13. Lifetime Achievement is the clear winner. --Bluewaterdragon 19:08, 28 November 2011 (UTC)
14. Lifetime Achievement has achieved so much in his time with us. ~ _{19:25, 28 November 2011 (UTC)}
15. Lifetime Achievement AYE! He stole me rum! --RaddoX 19:29, 28 November 2011 (UTC)
16. Lifetime Achievement Head and shoulders above the rest! Vincent Church 21:19, 28 November 2011 (UTC)
17. Lifetime Achievement He shook my hand once...I haven't washed it since. Truly a legend. -- 01:28, 29 November 2011 (UTC)
18. Lifetime Achievement The work put in is immense--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:07, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
19. Lifetime Achievement The man your wife wishes you were.        17:33, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
20. Lifetime Achievement Mr. Achievement is so very massively overrated by the above people. He's still without argument the best goddamn player anyone has ever met, anywhere in any game, in any dimension at any time. --Penguinpyro 18:06, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
21. Underachiever --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:02, 30 November 2011 (UTC)
22. Karloth Vois -- Spiderzed█ 14:15, 18 December 2011 (UTC)

Tally

• Anime Sucks
• DrJackson
• Karloth Vois
• Kempy
• Ryan Lynch
• AidenFury
• Ciscokitty
• Keith Moon
• Karloth Vois x3
• Hagnat
• Lifetime Achievement x9
• Underachiever

All of them are nominated.

Judge's Area

For one thing, I want to keep JP discussion this year as transparent as possible, so I try to keep as much of it on the wiki as possible. Of course, cat-herding 5 folks without employing forums PMs, e-mail and IRC will be tough, so this plan is almost guaranteed to fail, but it is still something I will try to. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

so when do we vote on this piece of shit?--User:Sexualharrison15:52, 25 November 2011 (bst)

Categories

Any comment's from my fellow judges about the categories? Carrie wondered on IRC if we could have a survivor category this year. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I'm totally down with a survivor category. Since we already cover PK'ers,BH'ers and zeds, why not? Only seems fair. Any decent PK'er worth their salt will have encountered some survivor group whom they'll have gained a little respect for after all. Let's see a best/wittiest taunt in here too. Bit of recognition for those class one liners that often get missed. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

17:05, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Oh, Best Taunt. Yes, that deserves its own entry. Last year, all such attempts got swamped out by broader PKer events like the war on ACC. -- Spiderzed█ 22:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Added, along with Best Dressed. -- Spiderzed█ 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Time Range

Checking for the man-hunt events, I saw that Red October ends on November 22 and that AHMH5 starts on December 2. I'd prefer a clean cut that gives people some wiggling room to vote for the current event without bleeding over into the next, so I'd like to change the end date to November 30 (giving one week to evaluate and vote for RO2, without overlapping into AHMH5). Anyone against that? -- Spiderzed█ 12:38, 28 October 2011 (BST)

That's fine with me. AHMH4 happened after the last Malties. Of course so did the first Red October. :P ~ _{14:37, 28 October 2011 (UTC)}

All good in the hood, SZ. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:59, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Do they have hoods in Scotland I thought it was just hobbit cloaks ans plaid school girl skirts. <3 Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 06:28, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Course we have hoods. It's constantly fucking raining, innit? My question is do they have formatting in mongland. Learn to wiki, you plonk. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

07:19, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Formatting? Why when it so much more enjoyable to piss you off. Don't get your skirt in knot. I may just nominate you for best zerg. Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 07:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

That it? That the best you got? C'mon, I'll give you another couple of free ones, before I'll show you how it's done, k? Entertain me. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

12:03, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Your thinking is off old bean. I am not doing this for your entertainment I am doing it for mine. Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 16:17, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Extended then. -- Spiderzed█ 23:05, 28 October 2011 (BST)

Wanted to ask about that earlier, but then I waited for DTs response, and then work got the better of me. Anyone mind if we prolong the nomination phase a week? We've had a lot of latecomers, and I'd rather reflect as many votes as possible, than to slam shut the door in front of the voters. -- Spiderzed█ 06:37, 1 December 2011 (UTC)

Most Notorious

Anyone taking issue if we add that category? If not, I will do tonight. -- Spiderzed█ 12:53, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

Restrict Other Awards to PKers?

While I won't take away any existing awards, we should still try to adress the lack of focus on PKers. For that purpose, I'd say we restrict Other Awards solely to PKers. Only exception is Services to the Industry, which also covers such neutral institutions as the RG or the ZL. -- Spiderzed█ 12:53, 12 November 2011 (UTC)

VOTING (JUDGES ONLY)

The times has come for us judges to cast them. -- Spiderzed█ 19:10, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

PKer Awards

Best PKer Group

1. Heathers -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Cobra (group) --User:Sexualharrison20:24, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Cobra (group) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Cobra (group) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Heathers --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Result: Cobra (group) 3, Heathers 2

Best PKer

1. DJ Talent -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. DJ Talent i hatez this poof!--User:Sexualharrison20:25, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. DJ Talent --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Suburban Ed ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. DJ Talent--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: DJ Talent 4, Suburban Ed 1

Best PKer Moment

1. Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Cobra Civil War --User:Sexualharrison20:26, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Cobra Civil War ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Everyone Who Hates Zergs vs ACC 3, Cobra Civil War 2

Zombie/Death-Cult Awards

Best Zombie Group

1. Clubbed to Death -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Feral Undead ShackNews set the bar high for the mega horde --User:Sexualharrison20:28, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. ShackNews - Old inactive groups deserve recognition too. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Clubbed to Death ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Clubbed to Death --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Clubbed to Death 3, Shacknews 2

Best Zombie

1. Hermann Munster -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Jorm still a dick but what a zombie!--User:Sexualharrison20:28, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Hermann Munster --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Hermann Munster ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Jorm --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Hermann Munster 3, Jorm 2

Best Zombie Moment

1. March of the Dead -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. March of the Dead --User:Sexualharrison20:29, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. March of the Dead - Normally I wouldn't want anything to do with the Dead, but as far as zombie moments go, I'm willing to overlook my hatred of the Dead slide for this one. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. March of the Dead - ^^ That! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:57, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. March of the Dead --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: March of the Dead 5

Bounty Hunter Awards

Best Bounty Hunter Group

1. Team Xtreme -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. None of the above --User:Sexualharrison20:32, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Team Xtreme - Josh is leaving, right (or did he quit already? I've been away for so long I don't even know what the hell happened these past two weeks.)? Give his group some recognition. They deserve it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:56, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Team Xtreme --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Team Xtreme 3, Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon 1, 1 abstaining

Best Bounty Hunter

1. Raven Corvus -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Raven Corvus --User:Sexualharrison20:31, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Josh Clark - He deserves this much. He's leaving the game, after all (Or did he leave already? Damn these past two weeks for making me miss everything!). --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Raven Corvus ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:56, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Josh Clark --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Raven Corvus 3, Josh Clark 2

Best Bounty Hunting Moment

1. Shirley Ghostman vs CCPD -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. don't care none of the above --User:Sexualharrison20:32, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Text Rapist Hunt around Burchell Arms - If I recall, TX played a role here. See the above few categories for my reasoning for this. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon at Red October 2 ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:56, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Text Rapist Hunt around Burchell Arms --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Text Rapist Hunt around Burchell Arms 2, Sailor Moon at Red October 1, Shirley Ghostman vs CCPD 1, 1 abstaining

Harmanbargar Awards

Best Survivor Group

1. Philosophe Knights -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Philosophe Knights --User:Sexualharrison20:33, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Philosophe Knights --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Skynet - Because they're the only bloody survivor group nominated. FWIW, the reason I agreed to be a judge when asked was to put halt to this sort of dickery. That the Knights vote was even accepted to this stage and worse yet, nominated by my three above judging colleagues shows nothing has changed, and these awards are a fucking sham. Shame on you all. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:58, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Philosophe Knights --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Philosophe Knights 4, Skynet 1

Best Survivor

1. Sexualharrison -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Sexualharrison --User:Sexualharrison20:34, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Kevan - Only because I know both Al and Harrison, and it's quite a difficult choice to pick between the two. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

   you are dead to me --User:Sexualharrison23:32, 29 December 2011 (bst)

   I was actually alive? >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 05:17, 30 December 2011 (UTC)

   Let's break the tie. Using Scothcrates, the profile bot in irc, and leaving it to fate, the !decide command has told me to give it to Harrison. That is all. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:41, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

4. Albert Schwan ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:58, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Albert Schwan --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Sexualharrison 3, Albert Schwan 2, Kevan 0

Best Survivor Moment

1. Everyone vs The Dead -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Everyone vs The Dead--User:Sexualharrison20:36, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Everyone vs The Dead --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Everyone vs The Dead ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:58, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Everyone vs The Dead --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Everyone vs The Dead 5

Ineptitude Awards

Most Inept Group

1. Skynet -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. MMA Judges hands down the stupidest people on the wiki --User:Sexualharrison20:37, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. MMA Judges - Because I'm almost certain most of our votes are completely biased right about now. >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. MMA Judges - Couldn't run a fucking bath. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:58, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. MMA Judges --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: MMA Judges 4, Skynet 1

Most Inept Individual

1. Cornholioo. As hilarious as nominating Duck J would be, Cornlol still wins by a large margin -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Duck J at least ducky don't want to gas us. --User:Sexualharrison20:38, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Duck J - Respect isn't earned. It's something you always have. It's up to you to decide whether you want to keep that respect or lose it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Duck J ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:58, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Cornholioo --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Duck J 3, Cornholioo 2

Newcomer Awards

Eligible are all groups/individuals who have entered the game in the last 18 months.

Best Newcomer

1. Onomatopoeia -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Rob Oppenheimer--User:Sexualharrison20:39, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Onomatopoeia - If you want someone dead, he's your man. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Onomatopoeia - Of the nominees, best new PK'er so far, easy. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Rob Oppenheimer --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Onomatopoeia 3, Rob Oppenheimer 2

Best New Group

1. Flowers of Decay -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Flowers of Decay--User:Sexualharrison20:40, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Flowers of Decay --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Flowers of Decay ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. None\Abstain take your pick--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Flowers of Decay 4, 1 abstaining

Other Awards

Best Taunt

1. DJ Talent -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Cutey Snugglekins --User:Sexualharrison20:40, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. DJ Talent --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Cutey Snugglekins - (They're all crap, tbf, but this way it's more tense for when Carrie casts the decider) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. DJ Talent --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: DJ Talent 3, Cutey Snugglekins 2

Best Dressed

1. Erica Rackham -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Erica Rackham --User:Sexualharrison20:42, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Erica Rackham --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Erica Rackham ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Sally A Summers --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Erica Rackham 4, Sally A Summers 1

Grooviest Individual

1. Bootsy Funk -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Zaknrfama --User:Sexualharrison20:43, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Bootsy Funk - His name still reminds me of Puss in Boots, by the way... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Bootsy Funk - ...I guess? (I have no idea what this award actually means) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Bootsy Funk--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Bootsy Funk 4, Zakrnfama 1

Grooviest Group

1. Philosophe Knights -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Philosophe Knights --User:Sexualharrison20:44, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Philosophe Knights - Although I think the first two or three generations deserve this one more than the current generation. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Abstain - Again, whut? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Philosophe Knights --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Philosophe Knights 4, 1 abstaining

Most Improved

1. Axe Hack -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Axe Hack --User:Sexualharrison20:45, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Abstain from voting. Because I don't think it'll be cool to vote in a category involving myself. >_> --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

   oh it's still cool. mostly cause I did it.--User:Sexualharrison03:05, 24 December 2011 (bst)

   he's just showing how improved he is.. last year he woulda voted for himself.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 06:02, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

   Last year, I think I did nominate myself. <_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 06:14, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

4. Axe Hack - ...but he's still crap. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Axe Hack --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Axe Hack 4, 1 abstaining

Services To The Industry

1. Akule -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Akule--User:Sexualharrison20:46, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Akule --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Sophie Ames - Cos no-one has any idea just how much she's given. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. The Chilean Blob, praise be to him--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Akule 3, Chilean Blob 1, Sophie Ames 1

Lifetime Achievement

1. Anime Sucks -- Spiderzed█ 19:18, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
2. Karloth Vois he stole my lolly--User:Sexualharrison20:47, 23 December 2011 (bst)
3. Anime Sucks --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:09, 23 December 2011 (UTC)
4. Ryan Lynch - Last true legend in the BH'ing biz. Without him hot on our PK'er tails, half of you killers would never have had so much fun. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   22:59, 30 December 2011 (UTC)
5. Lifetime Achievement, the effort, the fall. Without him there would be no goal to look up to--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:52, 5 January 2012 (UTC)

Results: Anime Sucks 2, Karloth Vois 1, Lifetime Achievement 1, Ryan Lynch 1

Other stuff

General Banter

Do not cast your vote yet. Categories are still subject to panel discussion. -- Spiderzed█ 15:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Frankly after the Bullshit nomination last year of the FU into a finalist position when they tied for votes with SFHNAS I'm glad you've actually got some voices of reason on the panel this year. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 15:44, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Yup. But we've got Harrison too, so...for every ying, a yang. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Prediction: Half the PKer community do not recognize this MMA and hold their own (the other cobra crowd). Natural result of Prediction: Lulz.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:02, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Half the community? I see 1 PKer and a bunch of alt abusers here. --Amber Waves of Pain 02:10, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

please tell me I'm the pker.. oh cause i care so much for your approval. not.--User:Sexualharrison08:21, 3 November 2011 (bst)

Plus, it's circle jerk of epic faggotry. WTF?! Get an original idea. --_♥AU10♥Pantomime _{Mistress of Pain}┌∩┐(◕‿◕)┌∩┐ 15:25, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:32, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

I demand a jury of Ross and 11 other sys-ops to arbitrate this. -- Spiderzed█ 18:11, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I rule in favour of the side that posts the most images of Bill Duke on the wiki in the next week, whilst avoiding vandalism/misconduct punishment. --Like Moss and The Dude..... 18:33, 27 October 2011 (BST)

wow yon. that was funny. #truth--User:Sexualharrison22:09, 27 October 2011 (bst)

Jury, Spidey? Who do you think you are? Me? :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:46, 27 October 2011 (BST)

I do. I also refuse all non-sys-ops as arbitrators, and won't participate unless there are at least 12 members in the jury. -- Spiderzed█ 22:53, 27 October 2011 (BST)

There's only 9 SysOps, excluding yourself. Unless you wish to count Kevan and Urbandead as well, that will be 11. The question is...Will you be able to convince Kevan and Urbandead to partake in this jury? ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:08, 27 October 2011 (BST)

Who said I was to be excluded? -- Spiderzed█ 23:21, 27 October 2011 (BST)

In what category would you suggest nominating "everyone vs The Dead 2011"? Perhaps a crossover event category? Also, does the failure of a PKer group to do anything of merit in the last year and half while still remaining constantly active count as ineptitude?-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

Tricky one that. Could be under Best Zombie moment or Best Survivor, considering we did figure them out and pull off an amazing 'V The Mini Series' comeback. Either way, it's deffo gonna win an award cos it was the highlight moment of the year no doubt. Also, sure, why not. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:46, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Since the pro-active part of the overall new March of the Dead was driven by the zombie side, I would file it under zombie moment. Particular smaller events within that scope driven by survivors might fall under survivor event. -- Spiderzed█ 01:24, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

So the original march would be a zombie moment but the survivor rally/comeback amd C.R.A.P. campaign would be a survivor moment? Good to know. I presume you will post when you are ready to take nominations? -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

Nominations have been open for 1.5 hours now. I just don't want to be the first, since I already judge. I'd first like to see what other people consider as noteworthy without influencing them. -- Spiderzed█ 01:38, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

There you go. Now you have some nominations, so by all means, have at. -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

I will hold back for the first few days at least. -- Spiderzed█ 02:21, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

Is the format of these OK?-- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 1 November 2011}

# blablah --~~~~ does fine. -- Spiderzed█ 02:41, 1 November 2011 (UTC)

HEY GUYS LETS VOTE oh wait it wont mean dick annoying 23:59, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

I'm a self-important twat and this is bullshit. Don't get me wrong though, I totally don't give a fuck. Actually I give so little of a fuck, I will be spending the remainder of my day looking up witty lolcats n shit to prove how much I don't give a fuck. Also, you are all fags. --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 22:50, 8 November 2011 (UTC)

Well just look at all the fucks I give. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:23, 8 November 2011 (UTC)

Newcomer Awards

After last year's discussion about Natasha Fatale and the good points DDR brought up, I have decided to set the time range from 12 to 18 months. Original proposal was 15 months - I just added 3 months to make up for the fact that this year's MMA will be about 3 months later. -- Spiderzed█ 16:45, 27 October 2011 (BST)

what no judge template.?

P--User:Sexualharrison00:17, 2 November 2011 (bst)

	MMA 11 Judge
	One of Maltie's Eleven.

Quick knock up, will perfect tommorow --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 00:29, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Niiiice. I'll sport this right now in fact. Cheers Mich. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

04:00, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

Categories

Seeing as we have Best Dressed ?, can we also have Best Roleplayer and Best Animal, my deepest apologies if this is the wrong area for discussion, it is late and and have not had my pai.--Rapture 04:02, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Actually ignore that

How the fuck is there no Best Cyber category? I would like to have a chance to win something. --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 22:00, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

ZKer/Life Cultist

is this character-type obsolete or considered survivor-type? →Son of Sin← 09:09, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

nope just gay--User:Sexualharrison13:12, 2 November 2011 (bst)

I think there is barely enough dedicated life-culting to have enough of a pool of alts for any kind of dedicated award. There is only one group really dedicated to it. Otherwise, survivors just use life-culting a rarely used tactic of opportunity. File them under survivor if you really want to, but why would you? -- Spiderzed█ 18:16, 2 November 2011 (UTC)

Says the man with the rainbow-pooping pop-tart cat in his signature? Appreciate the thought though Son of Sin but Spiderzed is right, there are too few of us for a category as yet. I would argue that life-cultists should be grouped in with zombies if you want to nominate. They do most of their work without a pulse after all. -- Albert Schwan  _{Thursday, 3 November 2011}

lol well, okay...just didn't want this particular group left out. →Son of Sin← 05:49, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

ah but i also have tasty boobies in this sig also.--User:Sexualharrison17:54, 3 November 2011 (bst)

Oh and I forgot to answer the "why would you". Well, maybe because it is..the best strategy ever! It is justified by the zombie Mythos and it gets right under the rotting stenchie skin of zombies who take their zombie pride too seriously. Other than that, *shrugs* no reason. ;) -- Albert Schwan  _{Thursday, 3 November 2011}

Stenchie? Is that the zombie equivalent to trenchie? ~ _{20:24, 3 November 2011 (UTC)}

Yep. You can thank Illwind of the FU for that one. You know the type: profile reads "Big shambling pile of death covered in blood with the bones of his enemies still stuck in his teeth...etc" gets bent out of shape about CRs. -- Albert Schwan  _{Thursday, 3 November 2011}

My goodness, Albert, how do you come up with some of this stuff? That's no more illwind's profile than it is his attitude about CRs. He actually likes to chatter with survivors on the rare occasion he's CR'ed. If he doesn't want to be up and about, he might roll his eyes and then window dive but he certainly doesn't bitch about getting CR'ed. But another subject that caught my eye here is whether Zkers and Life Cultist should be classified as survivors or zombies, and I would argue that neither group should ever be considered a "zombie" in spite of their state of being. Motivation and intent speak far louder than whether someone is breathing or not. As in my own case, when I'm breathing I may throw a compassionate needle here or slap a FAK there but if the barricades are coming down, I promise you that I'll watch that building burn to the ground and not lift a finger to stop it. Zedren need to feed even if I'm a side dish on the menu, so what does that say about my motivation and intent regardless of my breathing status? When you Life ZALP'ers start breaking down barricades for something other than correcting a pinata, let me know and I'll reassess my evaluation here. Petite Fille 11:49, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Before this gets out of hand I think you misinterpreted my statement. I was not calling Illwind a stenchie, I was saying that he coined the term. The profile text was generic example. Illwind is a great zombie and a nice person to have around. The same goes for his reanimated hand and for you. As far as life cultist, "Zombie is a state of mind" is Bra!nzbarg propaganda. Zombie is a biological state, everything beyond that is barhah. The one useful thing Zombie George of your group ever said to me was when he chastised me with "who are you to define barhah for me?" I urge you not to make my mistake. Biologically we are zombies. We consider ourselves zombies. We are unlikely to win anything here, so if we could please leave the drama off of the event page. I am happy enough to have this discussion on a life culting page where it belongs. -- Albert Schwan  _{Saturday, 5 November 2011}

You sure do know how to fill up space, Schwan. --Amber Waves of Pain 06:08, 5 November 2011 (UTC)

One has to stick with what one is good at :P -- Albert Schwan  _{Tuesday, 8 November 2011}

Commandment

I thought that you all would need reminding of this.

The 6th commandment. Thou shalt not murder.

Deity 06:12, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

Not according to your user page. What's the matter, you forgot the numbering already? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:36, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

(Looks at the 6th commandment on the user page) OK then, remember guys, no adultery on the nominations page.-- Albert Schwan  _{Thursday, 3 November 2011}

What do you expect from a false God? ;) --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™} 01:18, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

What has happened to the MMA's?

I return from a long rest to find Bounty Hunters nominated for lifetime achievement and services to the industry? What is this? When did the MMA's seek to recognize these individuals? I grant they have made contributions in their own field of endeavors. RichterFury, I'm sure "Ciscokitty's contributions to BHing are as great as any out there and far better than all but a select few" but to see awards for zeds and Bher's on what was once a ceremony brought forth by Pker's for Pker's...we're comparing apples to oranges here. --Hibernaculum 19:20, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

Zombie awards had already been issued in 2010 without much protest. As for the nominations, the MMA is what people make of it. If a BHer ends up among the three bests, there is little a judge can do about it but to nominate someone more deserving to even the odds. -- Spiderzed█ 19:28, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

(ec) I introduced the zombie awards last year as I felt they justified "murder" more than a lot of the other fields. I had also phased out bounty hunters last year because, well, fuck them; and I still don't really see the point in bringing them back. I'm also pretty disappointed that standalone death cult fields have been pared out, and full pro-survivor stuff has been introduced. Guess I shouldn't have aimed for a winter timeslot this year. :/ 19:30, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

I would point out that PKers are players too. That means bounty hunters are player killers by definition. Logically they belong here as they do contribute to the industry-- Albert Schwan  _{Thursday, 3 November 2011}

I've been more or less staying out of the survivor categories because I don't feel that is what MMA is about. Bounty hunters are just bureaucratic PKers in my eyes. They deserve a category in MMA I think but I won't personally nominate them for "Best Of" awards outside of the BH category. So yeah, I don't know what happened here either. I don't think it has anything to do with the planning of it per se it's just that survivors have taken peculiar interest in the awards this year. ~ _{19:50, 3 November 2011 (UTC)}

I merged death-cults into zombies because there were so few different nominations last year... Users really had to struggle just to get three different cultists nominated. I see death-culting anyway rather as a technique that is used by zombie groups to varying degrees, than as a good clear-cut way of describing a group.
As for BHers, they were called for last year, so I decided to bring them back.
As for survivors, a judge brought up the idea, and no one else on the panel saw objections, so we decided to give it a try. If everyone hates it, it can always be dropped in future years. But without trying it out, we will never know. -- Spiderzed█ 19:54, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

What? Are you referring to my comment there? I wasn't calling for them to be added to the Lifetime Achievement or Services to the Industry categories or to have their own section of awards. It was just a call to return their one little piece in a Pker award ceremony. To honor the best of our mutual enemies. Anyway, what's done is done. --Hibernaculum 20:10, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

And what's done is ridiculous. These aren't the Malton Murder Awards. These are the Malton Everything Awards. Name change, please. --DT^PK 12:46, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Heh.. Remove the survivor section, doesn't fit here. If people want a survivor awards deal someone can organize one elserwhere. Something like "Malton Sheep Awards" has a nice ring to it.       14:23, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Piss off, the pair of ye'. This is how it is this year, and if you don't like it? Tough titty. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

14:37, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

This wasn't approved by Commandant Karloth and/or sanctioned by Red Rum, considering its a Red Rum event, I would say you piss off.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 15:20, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

I am m8. All over your precious Red Rum and their butthurt ickle egos. Now, you gonna vote or what? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:39, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

i can happen to agree. the best survivor etc, etc. has no place here. didn't it used to be best target... person and group?--User:Sexualharrison15:41, 4 November 2011 (bst)

PG era innit? Next year, we're doing housewifery and best in show too. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:44, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

For this year, I won't take any categories away. We might talk about adding categories if there is a lot of demand for them, but I think it would be stupid to take away a category that has already received a lot of votes. -- Spiderzed█ 15:50, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

it's bullshit! boycott! #OCCUPY THE MALTON MURDER AWARDS!--User:Sexualharrison15:56, 4 November 2011 (bst)

Shuddup, or my foot will occupy your jacksie. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

15:59, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

If it helps any you can think of the survivor section from a PKer perspective: a section to honor those of your victims who are a little better at not being victims. It seems to me much like an expanded version of the opposite of the bullet-sponge award of past. It is a bit odd but it injects a bit of graciousness into the event. Though my Manhunter and many of you often choose to be assholes, there is nothing in the rules to say that PKers can’t be gracious. A survivor group has hosted the event many times after all. -- Albert Schwan  _{Friday, 4 November 2011}

As a member since January 2007, I can confirm that the Philosophe Knights are assholes who have no respect whatsoever for people who fight zombies. We are also never gracious, thoughtful, polite, or honorable. This explains why several of us are suggesting that these extraneous Survivor and Zombie Horde categories have no place in the Malton Murder Awards.

The Malton Murder Awards have always been about living characters (PKers/Death Cultists) who kill living characters (anything breathing, esp. Pro-Survivors), with a few categories celebrating either the very best enemy a PKer/Death Cultist can have (Bounty Hunters/Dedicated Anti-PKers), and (especially) the most pitiful enemy to have ("oh god someone shoot at me what I do? kevan save me from greefer! How do I shot axe?").

This is an awards ceremony centered around those people who spend their time shooting people who can shoot back (though hopefully faster and with more accuracy). The categories ought to reflect that. There already exists a Zombie Horde Award (The Brainies), and while there may not be a Pro-Survivor Award (Actually, is there one? Can someone go check?), that does not excuse this intrusion upon the MMA 2011.

Thank you, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 20:33, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

22:36, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Hey now, I complained about the suckfest, too. How come I don't get "deal with it" dog? Seriously, the fuck is up with that? ): --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 23:29, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Oh ffs...

...happy now? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

23:44, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

Don't try to half-ass it, I want the dog. And no, no I'm not happy. Is it because I didn't use a thesaurus? I mean, I would but I'm scared of dinosaurs. --Kirsty Cotton _{Org XIII} 00:30, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Well, it is certainly re-assuring to know that one can get a well-reasoned and thought-provoking response from the organizers of this years MMA. I thank you for your verbose and lengthy response, Kempy. It does you and your fellow judges credit.--DT^PK 00:01, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Thank you, and Praise Porridge. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

00:10, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

You're most welcome, of course. But perhaps you'd care to elaborate on certain points? Such as why the Murder Awards merit the inclusion of “Best Survivor Moment”? The “Best BHer Moment” is already there, so I cannot imagine that the Best Survivor Moment has anything to do with Living vs Living combat.

I also note that “Most Notorious PKer” is no longer in the listing, having been sacrificed, presumably, for the sake of those finest few seconds in Pro-Survivor History. I doubt that its absence is a hold-over from last year, as you certainly re-added a number of categories which were butchered by Misanthropy (including a number of the staple categories from years past). An indication of good categories was from 2009, if you'd like to get an image of what is expected of the Malton Murder Awards.

To be fair: this idea of universal awards is a fine one. But please do not call it the “Malton Murder Awards”. The MMA is a rather specific set of awards, perhaps marred as of recent by poor management, but with three quite good years against the doubtful last year and its gloomy-looking current year. If you'd like to do well by the PKer community, you'll rectify the situation by moving this to a page with a title which reflects the broad aspect of the categories. But to keep this as the Red Rum Malton Murder Awards is rather disgraceful.

Thank you for your time. --DT^PK 00:36, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

See, there you go again. "If you'd like to do well by the PKer community, you'll rectify the situation by moving this yadayadayada..."
Guess what matey. You don't actually speak for the PK'er community. In fact, the people you do seem to be representing, isn't so much a community, but an online council estate. Loudmouthed thugs and time wasters, buying into their own hype. here's a wee newsflash for you Tommy, no-one actually gives a monkeys about you, or (gasp) Red Rum's blessing. SZ took the initiative to host this years awards because quite frankly, you lot had given up the ghost and clearly couldn't be arsed putting in the hours. If anything, he should be commended for trying, but no... because yet another of your lot has a grudge against him, you've all decided to dick about and attempt to turn the event into a mockery. So fucking transparent, each and all of you. Like myself, and the rest of the panel, SZ is a PK'er, and we've just as much right as you and your cronies to host this bash. More so in fact, cos' we still actively contribute to the 'community'. So, I'd thank you if you'd stop making such a drama over nothing, deflate that chest, and stop pretending you're some kind of Marlon Brando figure, who speaks for us all. Cos' truth is, you don't.
You've voiced your opinion that you don't like the current set up this year. Duly noted, thanks for your input. What's done is done however, and as SZ mentioned earlier, votes have been cast in the categories, so removing them on you, or anyone else say, because you object, or renaming the entire event, would be silly. You want to come in here all big man, then act like one. Get over it and accept that things just are, the way they are.
...or better yet, next year, pull your finger out and actually make a contribution to the 'community' again. Maybe then people will care for your opinion. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:49, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much for the response. I appreciate what you are saying, and I do understand where you are coming from. I also appreciate the amount of you all have put into it, and I applaud your work ethic and motivation. I do not mean to offend anyone with my requests for a return to the traditional format.

However, I must point out that you haven't answered certain questions I had. You probably missed them in all of my paragraphs (so sorry about that, I just can't stop typing sometimes!). In particular, I asked about the "Most Notorious" category. It really is one of the most expected categories in the MMA, and I dare say an awful lot of people will be disappointed not to see it.

Also, I can certainly relate to the frustration felt by yourself and spiderzed (and the rest of the organizers, of course) over the lack of energy in the PKing community these days. It's all a bit scattered these days, isn't it? I do have some questions regarding the methods you used in determining that no MMA was forthcoming from Red Rum. I've spoken to several core members of Red Rum and they related that they'd been waiting for the end of November before opening the voting booths, so to speak.

And of course Spiderzed is a PKer (as are you and the rest of the judges). Nobody has said anything to the contrary, and I'd be unamused if someone tried to "Blanemcc's a PKer?" any of you. I believe you have gotten the wrong end of the stick here, because whether the organizers are active PKers or not is definitely not a serious complaint (and I advise you to ignore the suggestion should it ever come up).

In fact, I doubt there would be so much as a peep from any of us had there not been such a departure from the normal format. The Malton Murder Awards is, I'm afraid, not one which reacts well to things like "let's share" and "desegregation between playstyles". And while I'm sure that many people will be happy to protest for equal awards rights for the revive-point tenders (and the revive-point tippers), the appropriate response for an attendant of the Malton Murder Awards is to give a witty retort and shoot said sign-wavers in their soft, heavily-bleeding bellies. It's the spirit of the Murder Awards, you see. It's about murder. Killing people without their consent is the basic premise of the event. If it's a bit discriminatory, well, that's bad, but fair. Because 'Bad People' are running it for the entertainment of other 'Bad People'. Letting the 'Good People' in and allowing them to run around, getting all the good seats, and pinching the little gold statues is definitely not what the MMA was created for. It belongs to the murderers, is what I'm saying, and I'm afraid that it looks to many people like you've given it to the other sort of people.

I'm not here to make this event a mockery, as you put it. I also have no grudge against Spiderzed (who is a gentleman, a good sport, and a damn fine Zerg-catcher to boot), against yourself, or any other organizer of this page. I quite like every one of you, except for Sexual Harrison, whom I absolutely love. I am here because I don't want this years MMA to turn out like last years. No offense intended to the people who organized the MMA X, but it was a bit of a mess. The wiki design was lovely but it was beginning to lose the Murder part of it. I'm worried that these unorthodox categories you've added will set the precedent further, cementing the Malton Murder Awards as an award ceremony which can be described as "Name Unrelated".

Perhaps I'm a bit too conservative for you, but I really do feel that you ought to move the voting to a different page name. It wouldn't take a moment to do, and it would really open up the voting to those people who wouldn't be caught dead voting in an "internet sociopath" competition, as well as sounding ever so slightly more relevant to the greater Survivor and Zombie communities. I imagine that many of both sides read "come vote on the Malton MURDER Awards" and feel that this sort of award isn't really their scene.

And I am certainly not suggesting that you, Spiderzed, and the rest of the organizers 'give up' the MMA to someone else (although I'll volunteer to help, if you'll have me). All I am asking for is that the MMA remain dedicated to the murderous spirit that conceived it. Last year it was the zombies that were the unwelcome interlopers, this year it's the hordes and the pro-survivors. The previous sentence, I think, would be a decent (if somewhat vague) summary of the greatest complaint I've seen about this MMA.

This is not a personal attack on the organizers. This is an attempt to return the MMA to its roots.

And thank you again for reading all my very many words, and Praise Knowledge. --DT^PK 02:44, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

As for page ownership, the MMA have always been a.) an event and b.) have always been in the mainspace. My impression was always that it was done by whoever got around to organize it, rather than an event strictly tied to any particular group like RR or the PKA. (In which case it should be a group sub-page, which would give RR or whomever full undisputed control over the event.)

As we are already 3 months later than last year and the PKer community seems overall silent (apart from the highly visible reboot of FOD), my impression was that it has dropped off the radar of everyone, so I went ahead and tooled something up on short notice in time for the end of the year.

As for categories, I am not going to drop any - what is entered and has been voted on stands. (Survivor looks like something to be kicked next year, though, given how much flak it has received by now and continues to receive. Zombie had some more mixed results, but is also definitively something that will deserve a hard look.)

We can always talk about adding more, though. Most Notorious sounds good enough to me. -- Spiderzed█ 21:59, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Hello, Spiderzed! Sorry for the long time it took for me to write a response. :::::::If you'll reread my comments, you'll see that I haven't disputed the ownership of the page based on the common rules of the wiki. There are different channels for that (probably Arbitration), if that were the case. I'm suggesting that the label of Malton Murder Award be removed from these categories based on actual content, which is less of a 'wiki rules with sysop involvement etc etc' than a user-based decision based on a common desire to keep the PKer community happy and in its previous state of ragged-yet-basically-sympathetic unity. Many people who have been either nominated for an award this year or have voted have been complaining about the total lack of PKer emphasis in the Murder Awards this year. Even the "Other Rewards" section does not specify whom they are intended for. Services to which Industry? Lifetime Achievement for what? PKers have always been a marginalized population in Urban Dead - there are no PKer-buffing updates, no PKer-specific skills, and the game mechanics have been tweaked in the past to make it harder for PKers (flak vests and half-XP, for example). To see the PKer-Specific awards taken away is akin to stealing the one thing PKers could proudly call their own. Which is why I have been asking you and the other organizers to either strip away certain categories or move the whole thing to a different page.

Regarding the starting dates of the MMA: They have never been regular. The very first, however, was started in the middle of the year. The second was begun at the end of summer. In 2009, it began on November 30th, which is the same idea that several Rummurs I spoke to had. The Votes were cast all month and the opening ceremonies were planned during that time. The ceremonies were held around Christmas/New Years. This MMA has also been planned for a month's duration.

However, from your wording, am I wrong to suspect that you did not actually ask anyone if an MMA was planned?

If you are unwilling to drop any of the categories, I once again ask that you move the whole list of nominations and votes to a different sort of awards. This is your project, and I certainly wont argue that their votes are valid. However, I will ask you to consider the opinions of a large portion of the PKer Community as you make this decision.

There is still plenty of time to create a more traditionally-themed MMA, beginning on November 30 (or December 1st) as had been discussed, as well as a plan for the ceremonies. I doubt anyone would oppose you (or any of the other organizers) contributing to that, either. I have received a number of comments on various forums and in IRC channels from a rather diverse selection of PKers supporting my posts here, and I will keep asking that you reconsider labeling these categories with the MMA name. I doubt anyone wants to see two MMAs or have the community split by a duplicate MMA, but I can't help but feel that you're alienating a great deal of PKers from what many of them feel is their own Awards Ceremony.

Thank you. --DT^PK 23:49, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

As participation has been pretty poor so far, I've been thinking about prolonging the voting period anyway. As that would delay finals, I'd be open about merging plans, and possibly relaying some of the awards to a sister project. (Either at the same time, or afterwards to avoid confusion about overlapping categories.) Maybe we could even get a real Maltie's Eleven this way? Or do completely away with judges and return to the public vote of previous years, as that has been another often-heard complaint. -- Spiderzed█ 13:12, 25 November 2011 (UTC)

As a member in good standing of the survivor community, I would like to thank DT for the well thought out explanation of his outrage. I would also like to thank him for making my comments look more brief than usual by comparison. As a new member of the PKing community though, I would like to second Spiderzed's comment and articulate that 1 and ¼ years after the last MMA, I and many others had given up on it happening again. If an event like this is not regular, categories referring to a best event/ moment in the last year become difficult, and important categories like “best newcomer” become all but irrelevant. Spiderzed and the others decided to pick it up and for that I think the PKer community owes them at least some gratitude. Enough to praise the job they are doing though you disagree with it? Perhaps not, but at least enough to concede to allow them to do it in peace. The event was in a public space, the preservation of the awards requires that something happens each yea, and wiki favors the bold. They made it happen for the community while other preparations occurred behind closed doors and were not even mentioned until now. This event had a planning stage, as one can see from the edits, and I am sure that input at that time might have changed the shape of these awards. None came. To address ownership, this award may have been started by Redrum, but it has its own namespace. By the admission of both sides, it serves and belongs to the PKer community, as is only proper on a wiki. A group of PKers claimed it and a group of PKers decided to honor survivors and zombies in some of the categories. That decision may be out of keeping with historic precedent but it was made and agreed upon with no voice of dissension being heard until after it had been implemented and nominations had been made. It is not required that you agree with them, just that you understand them and, to quote an animated dog, “deal with it”. Cast your dissension in votes, boycott it, do it better next year. Few would question the right of vetted groups like the Knights or Redrum to claim/reclaim this event moving forward. But trying to alter or cancel an event in progress is a disservice to those who took its organization upon themselves in good faith when others would not and a disservice to the UD community in its entirety. -- Albert Schwan  _{Friday, 11 November 2011}

Hello, Dr. Schwan, and thank you for responding to my posts. I apologize for taking so long to answer your post.

First, I believe you have gotten the wrong impression of my requests that I've made of Spiderzed and the other organizers.

I am a member of the Philosophe Knights and I have no right to declare any MMA page to be illegitimate. If SpiderZed and the other organizers refuse to move the ongoing voting to another namespace and allow this one to go up as final, then I shall view it as the 2011 Malton Murder Awards with all the necessary stamps and forms signed in triplicate. I have never said anything to the effect that the MMA's belong to Red Rum. However, the MMA's have always been called the "Red Rum Murder Awards" - Organizers are traditionally headed up by Red Rum members and the awards have always given a nod to Red Rum. As I told SpiderZed, there is no question of page ownership (in my eyes, at least), but rather of the attitude of the PKer community.

As for me retreating to my corner of Urban Dead and allowing 'them to do it in peace', that's hardly a sentiment promoting the growth of the PKer community you have so recently joined, is it? You said that the wiki favors the bold, and whether or not that is true, I have no idea. But I know that nobody favors the meek and the silent, and so I've never been either. I've never been one to let people do things in peace - I am primarily a PKer - and when someone errs in a way I feel effects myself and the people I've been working with and alongside for several years, I see no reason to simply shut my mouth and watch. You are right when you say that this awards ceremony belongs to the PKer Community.

And it is just that community which is reacting to these categories. That a group of PKers has picked it up and ran with it, without actually consulting the rest (and in particular, the traditional organizers, as well as those people who organized it in previous years) does not give them carte blanche in regards to the format of the awards. The MMA is for PKers, the PKer Community, and that is precisely why people are upset, and will keep being upset.

You ask me to Deal With It. You ask me to boycott it. You tell me that the agreement of anyone else is not required. For the first, I am suggesting a deal, a compromise, a solution: move the ongoing nominations to a different set of awards with a more universal appeal. For the second, you once again are not exactly embracing the idea of a PKer community: boycotting this would lead to deeper divisions and bad feeling. PKers are not numerous enough to be able to afford their factions and their in-fighting like Survivors and Zombies. That is why I am still here, suggesting an easy compromise. For the third, I suggest you remove your mind from the intricacies of wikilaw. The phrase "PKer Community" keeps cropping up and yet you, Dr. Schwan, seem blissfully unaware of its meaning. Spiderzed is a member of the PKer community. Kempy is a member of the PKer community. The rest of the judges are all members of the PKer community. Every single person who has expressed dissatisfaction in the 'equal opportunity' categories is a member of the PKer community. What is required in a community is that it without the little building blocks of resentment piling up into a wall that divides the community. And that is what I am trying to keep from happening.

I do not know who your PKer character is, or who s/he/it is affiliated with (if at all), but I'm not sure if you're entirely aware that there are already several divisions in the PKer community between particular groups and players that are already exasperating those of us not involved. This year's apparent MMA category selection is not helping those along at all. The 'UD Community in its entirety' would be better served to have this awards ceremony with that name on it, because a large chunk of the PKer Community does not want it. That is where the disservice lies.

Thank you for taking to time to read this. --DT^PK 23:49, 23 November 2011 (UTC)

Huh, Kempy stealing The Dead's images? That's ironic after the burning they gave him on their talk page.        01:10, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Aye. Like the burning you and your Knight pals dished out recently in the SW? Oh, wait... Bloody idiot. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:49, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

*Sips his coffee* It is quite clear to me. You want to know why it is a wreck just look to see who is driving the buss. It has been hijacked by incompetents that care nothing for our culture nor our way of life. They came in to our home and threw a party for people they want to call friend or impress. Now that the parents have come home and say what have you done? They whine and throw fits. Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 01:40, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

And you? Switch to decaf mate. Caffine's for us grown ups. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

01:49, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Perhaps you are right.

I had a longer response to all kind of things typed up. Then I realized my last point is the only one I really need to make. Let's put aside the survivors and Bher's that have become part of this. They don't really matter to me. I'm speaking to the Pkers. The real ones and the ones who fashion themselves as such. The question has occurred to me - What exactly are we celebrating here? What have we done that deserves "awards"?. Our ranks have dwindled, our effectiveness a shadow of what it could be. It's all bark and no bite anymore. This is the golden age for survivors. They can play the game and only worry about the zeds. You hear those cries? It's the lament of Bher's everywhere as they all fall into deep sleep with unworthy prey to hunt. Where's the Pker impact anymore? We need to get our shit together and then maybe consider patting ourselves on the back. --Hibernaculum 16:02, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

here! here! well said.--User:Sexualharrison02:27, 16 November 2011 (bst)

MMA Broadcast

Any thoughts on which frequency this will be held this year? CORAM would be happy to accomidate again this year. Contact me if you want to coordinate something. ~ _{20:38, 3 November 2011 (UTC)}

It'd probably be a shame not to do it over the emergency broadcast system, I've found it a good way to keep the event from seeming too wiki-centric. I always found camping out in the Coram Building for a few weeks beforehand was useful as well, built a bit more interest and made sure it was evident how safe the area was or wasn't. Just make sure you plan the speech so it flows in radio-sized nuggets. 20:42, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

I had actually Floyde Stadium in mind as most appropriate place for Eleven, but that might just be my weird humour. OTOH the EBS is the classic, and has already been missed last year. -- Spiderzed█ 21:31, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

I thought we just got it a bit late cause of the hordes. Floyde Stadium would require listeners to actually be present though, which is much less practical. 01:05, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, Mis did the broadcast it was just about a week delayed because Lwood was completely wrecked at the scheduled time. ~ _{01:34, 4 November 2011 (UTC)}

Voting Rules

Is it one vote per "user", or one vote per account ? --Rapture 01:15, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Per user, as are all votes on the wiki. 01:21, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Seems a bit silly seeing some of the sockpuppetry going on--Rapture 02:35, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

you are mistaken.. this here is meatpuppetry.--User:Sexualharrison11:31, 4 November 2011 (bst)

If you see any sockpuppetry we don't know of, tell us where exactly. Sys-ops can checkuser to weed it out. -- Spiderzed█ 15:30, 4 November 2011 (UTC)

Well Divs = Duck J (Illuminate) which is fairly well known and both are voting on "Lifetime Achievement".Divs runs the Illuminati page as Ducky never had a wiki account, all needs to be fair and square in the vote for your own alt group stakes.--Rapture 22:02, 6 November 2011 (UTC)

Checkuser confirms. Older vote struck as usual. -- Spiderzed█ 22:19, 6 November 2011 (UTC)

Pretty sure you aren't meant to use checkuser when you aren't doing an administrative task. Even more sure that you aren't meant to announce publicly that two users are on the same IP.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:32, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

UDWiki uses a "one person, one vote" principle for all votes and similar discussions where individual preferences are counted in any fashion. Accordingly, sock puppets may not be used to give the impression of more support for a viewpoint. This includes voting multiple times in any policy vote, or using more than one account in a discussion at Suggestions, UDWiki:Moderation/Deletions, UDWiki:Moderation/Promotions, or any other UDWiki activity that requires voting. Technically, I could have dragged Divs to VB, but I felt it was a too petty matter to do so (MMA is less influential than administrative votes) and left it thus a slap on the wrist. Feel free to drag either him to A/VB or me to A/M if you feel so, or possibly both. -- Spiderzed█ 21:38, 11 November 2011 (UTC)

Once again, Yon fails to understand why he did things wrong. Divs broke a rule, and Spiderzed checkusering his voting accounts was done with a valid reason, and striking those votes required revealing the reason why (otherwise I could just strike every vote ever and claim "well I can't tell you who is secretly who"). Revealing the alt accounts of someone who's done nothing wrong and isn't using them inappropriately is, of course, wildly different. 16:41, 29 November 2011 (UTC)

It means even less when the votes arent votes and are just random suggestions to be ignored by judges... annoying 12:09, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

good luck in law school yon.. god are you going to be a terrible lawyer.--User:Sexualharrison00:42, 1 December 2011 (bst)

It is past November 30th, has the voting phase begun? --Josh Clark 05:45, 9 December 2011 (UTC)

Voting was extended a week, Josh, due to lots of latecomers. I think we're just waiting on SZ posting the big "Polls Closed" sign, although in all honesty, the entire thing has went to shit with all sorts of puppetry, jerkery and other various ery'ing, we might as well just pull the winners out a fucking hat now. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

19:02, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

Are we playing or not? :) --Dr summeroff 15:03, 13 December 2011 (UTC)

Sorry, was first waiting for a reaction by my fellow judges, then by DT, and then got assaulted with werk. I'm now making an autocratic judgement call and will extend the deathline one last time until the end of this week. Hopefully that will give myself a moment to get my nose out of the werk and vote myself. -- Spiderzed█ 21:54, 14 December 2011 (UTC)

No pressure on the judges or anything...but if the Blob is not given his due considering his overwhelming body of services to the industry, a blobocalypse of immeasurable fury will descend upon you all. Your darkest days today will seem like paradise next to what the gelatinous master will bring down upon your brows should he be denied! Praise Blob! --Dr summeroff 16:02, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

Get in line buddy, I'm still butthurting from last year--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 17:11, 23 December 2011 (UTC)

It is said God is a thought which makes crooked all that is straight. My guess is these judges here, who seem fit to deprive the Blob of what is rightfully his, think WAY to much. Do not mess with the jelly YE crooks lest you get the blobules! As for you Anime...I would have thought the Dark Mistress would have taught you better. The Blob waits in line for NO ONE.--Dr summeroff

Out of curiosity, is there rhyme or reason to which names/groups were chosen and which were omitted from final voting?-- Albert Schwan  _{Friday, 23 December 2011}

Top three in every category, innit? Unless each category had more then three then, it comes to ties, etc... C'mon Al, speed up m8 ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

02:25, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

I saw that but it does not seem to have been applied. In best PKer group, Heathers had one nomination like many of the omitted groups but were included in the top 3. In most inept group, they were omitted while MMA Judges were included with the same number of nominations. Similar inconsistencies appear elsewhere (like kevan appearing for best survivor with 1/2 the votes of babs who had the same number as Harrison) though these are the most noteworthy to me for obvious reasons. Rationalizing the large number of distinct nominations was no doubt needed but I was curious if there was a method as to how it was done. If a judge's nomination weighs more than the nomination of someone who is not one, or if agreement was reached behind closed doors, let me know, I will desist, and you may consider this conversation a tool designed to help you with the transparency of deliberation you were seeking -- Albert Schwan  _{Saturday, 24 December 2011}

Rechecking the tallies, some of my numbers were off. I had missed some unlinked votes and I did not realize "Council of Leaders" was the judges for this event rather than wiki admins. I retract my objection and offer apologies. -- Albert Schwan  _{Saturday, 24 December 2011}

Yes, as Kempy said, best three, plus more if there is a tie for third spot. If you spot any errors, feel free to point them out. -- Spiderzed█ 13:03, 24 December 2011 (UTC)

Procrastination

I thought you started all this because Red Rum was taking too longTHE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:35, 29 December 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, really sorry about it being Christmas, some of us having r/l shit to do, etc... Maybe next year we'll comprise a team of atheist judges or summit, I dunno. Anyway Grizzly Adams, thought you couldn't care less about it all? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

22:04, 29 December 2011 (UTC)