Amusing Locations in Malton/Urban Dead Colloquialisms/Suburb Nicknames

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This page is a list of every suburb and it's associated user given nicknames. Please add your own, no need to have widespread acceptance! But if they are nonsensical (nonsensical is fine as long as a sensifying explanation is included) they will be removed by the Management. Thank you for your cooperation, and please, enjoy the lolz.

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Individual Suburbs

Barrville

• "Barhahville" - Used by the followers of Barhah. xoxo
• "Barfville"" - Captain Rhodes II

Brooke Hills

• "Brooke's Hills" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Brooksey" -used by most people... probably...Nallan (Talk)
• "Brooke's Pills" - Dr Cory Bjornson

Brooksville

• "The other Brooksey" - See above. xoxo

Buttonville

• "Butt-ville" - several dirty-minded residents according to the suburbs wiki page. xoxo
• "The Button" and "The Butt" - wiki page abbreviations. xoxo
• Known unofficially as "Cheeseville" for a day back in 2007. Didn't really catch on. Cheese

Chancelwood

• "The Chancellery" --ϑϑℜ

Chudleyton

• "The Chud" - A WanYao nickname- xoxo
• "Chodeleyton" - Am I ALiM worthy yet? --ϑϑℜ

Crooketon

• "Crooks" --Haliman - Talk

Crowbank

• "Crowbar" - That's not a crowbar, this is a crowbar. xoxo
• "Crowskank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. Nallan (Talk)

Dakerstown

• "Suburb One" according to the wiki page. xoxo
• "Dakers" is widely used among the Crimson Clan, and probably other groups from the area. LK Oddjob
• "Hellgate 1" Maverik115
• 'People's Republic of Dakerstown' and 'Autonomous Dakerstown'- Various Socialist and Anarchist groups. Fenian

Dartside

• "Fartside" - I cant believe no one else thought of this--CJ
• "The Dartboard" ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Darvall Heights

• "Devil's Heights" - a 2 Cool nickname. Nallan (Talk)
• "Hell" - less subtle. xoxo

Dulston

• "Dullston" - Coined independently by thousands. WanYao
• "Dullstown" - An alternate spelling of the above. Bob Fortune ^RR
• "Dull Street" - Expansion of Dullst, continuing the theme from the above entries. xoxo

Dunell Hills

• "Dumbell Hills" - coined independently by many different people. WanYao
• "Dunny" - A 2 Cool Nickname -xoxo

Dunningwood

"Dumpinwoods" - thats what a bear does!--User is on that OTHER shit

East Becktown

• East Becky - Molly Troy

East Grayside

• "East Gayside" - A 2 Cool nickname Nallan (Talk)

Eastonwood

• "Ew" - like EWWWWW but more valley girl. xoxo
• "Ground Zero" Maverik115
• "Eastwood". FUCK YEAH! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

Foulkes Village

• "Fucks Village" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Fryerbank

• "Fat City" --D.E.ATalk

Gatcombeton

• The "catacomb" since forever. Zeug

Gibsonton

• "Gibs" for short by some denizens. Was also called "Queen of Malton" by the Gibsonton Nationals but that never caught on.--Garviel Loken^{No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk}

Greentown

• "Gtown" Pyro1499 - because it just sounds gangsta like that

Grigg Heights

"Griggs" - This is the name used by the locals & ol' timers for the suburb. Sir WV

"Grh!ggz" or "Grh!gg Haagz" - Death Rattle for "Griggs" & "Grigg Heights". Sir WV

Gulsonside

• "The Gully" --Haliman - Talk
• "Ghoulsonside", by Clubbed to Death--Mallrat

Havercroft

• "Havers" - The most popular name for the suburb. --Jsrbrunty
• "Lara Croft" - A 2 Cool nickname. xoxo

Heytown

• "Hey now, Hey now, don't dream it's over" - Coz lyk it's a song and the suburb makes me think of the lyrics... xoxo
• SafeTown - because it is almost always green or light yellow. --Justinbronze
• Party Town- This is due to the party currently occurring in Mester Square --Dr R Morgan 18:43, 12 May 2012 (BST)

Hollomstown

• "H-Town" ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Huntley Heights

• "HH" - It's just the suburb's fucking acronym, okay? -xoxo
• "Cuntley Kites" - A 2 Cool Nickname -xoxo

Judgewood

• "The Barrister" - Not very widely used, but it does exist! --Jsrbrunty
• "JW" - an acronym, obviously. It has absolutely nothing to do with this JW. --Chief Seagull squawk ^{don't mess with the Seagull!}

Kempsterbank

• "Dumpster-bank" - coined, like, just now, this very moment, by me. WanYao
• "Dumpyskank" - a corruption of the above nickname. xoxo
• "Kbank"- common abbreviation. Linkthewindow  Talk 
• "Kempsterdam" - coined by members of SFHNAS who created a harman free zone. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:49, 5 August 2010 (BST)

Ketchelbank

• "Ketchupbank" - Everything's better with ketchup. WanYao
• "Brainbank" - according to Brainstalkers Nallan (Talk)

Kinch Heights

• "Ginch Heights" - Pretty obvious, no? WanYao

Lukinswood

• "Lukin's Wood" - Those fellers over at 2 Cool inc. xoxo

Millen Hills

• "Mingin' Hills" - a 2 Cool nickname. -Nallan (Talk)

Miltown

• "Milftown" - I've never heard anyone else call it this but 2 Cool...--Nallan (Talk)
• "Freaktown" - Show me on the map --Jelly Otter

Mockridge Heights

• "The Mock" coined by the Mockers -- boxy ^{talk • i}

Molebank

• The Mole, because it doesn't have a nickname yet. Linkthewindow  Talk 

Mornington

• "Mornington Peninsula", much easier to say. xoxo
• "The Crescent" - by the cognoscenti. --Mallrat

New Arkham

• "NewArk" - Not quite as desolate as New Jersey... but close... WanYao

Nixbank

• "Nick's Skank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Old Arkham

• "OArk" - An abbreviation parallelling "NewArk". WanYao

Osmondville

• "Ozzy" - a handy abbreviation. xoxo

Owsleybank

• "The Owl's Nest" - --D.E.ATalk

Pashenton

• "Pashtown" - The place to be on a friday night, a 2 Cool nickname. xoxo
• "Bash her-town" - When my girlfriend forgets her place. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

Paynterton

• "Pain town" --Haliman - Talk
• "Painterton", fuck trying to spell it correctly. xoxo
• "Paynerton" is a common mispelling Garviel Loken^{No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear! Talk}

Peddlesden Village

• "Pederast Village" - Coined by Wan Yao and used by all two of his friends and a few other people he bribed to with promises of PAI. WanYao
• "Pedo" - A Useful 2 Cool abbreviation of the above. xoxo
• "Maltons Biggest Wasteland" - you been there lately? its kansas without the corn --CJ
• "The Village" --Haliman - Talk

Pegton

• "Pegleg" - LOL! A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Penny Heights

• "Penny Henny" - Because people in Penny Heights act like farm animals. xoxo
• "Henny Penny" - It's less confusing this way. xoxo

Peppardville

• "The Pepperpot". --Jsrbrunty
• "Peppermint City" ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Pescodside

• "Pesky" - Easier to spell correctly, ya dig? xoxo
• "Pesticide" - A fair pun --Tiberius Matye

Pimbank

• "Pimpskank" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Pimm'sbank" - a delighful place for an iced afternoon bevvy. xoxo

Pitneybank

• "Trenchtown" - on account of the inhabitants of Fort Creedy. Bob Fortune ^RR

Raines Hills

• "Brnhz! Hills" --D.E.ATalk

Randallbank

• Randyskank - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Reganbank

• "The Cultural Wasteland of Malton" Sir WV
• "The Arm-pit of Malton" Sir WV

Rhodenbank

• "Robbinbank" --Pyro1499
• "Robberybank" --Pyro1499 - because of all the kick doors goin on up there

Richmond Hills

"Rich Man Hills" - Meh. --Haliman - Talk

Ridleybank

• "The 'bank" - Many people, mostly dead, but some have a pulse. --KOOKY
• "The homeland" - Many, mostly dead, people. --KOOKY
• "Wrigglyskank" - A 2 Cool nickname. Nallan (Talk)
• "Ridleybonk" or the "Bonk"- RRF MUST PATROLLZ IT NOAH! --Zoey Zarg
• "The Candyland", used by the Gingerbread Men in '06 -Hagnat
• "Dead Central" - used by me on my first visit to the suburb --D.E.ATalk
• "Riddle 'Em Bank" - What you should do when you see the zeds there --Tiberius Matye
• "Ridley" - pretty obvious, but probably one of the most widely-used nicknames for that reason. --Jsrbrunty
• "DHZ: De-Humanized Zone" - Cause that what happens there. --Spoook
• "The Bonk" - Elaborate corruption most popular among the RRF. --VVV ^RPMBG

Roachtown

• It's on ALiM for fucks sake, does it really need a nickname? xoxo
• "The Stoner Capital of Malton" You know why. Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC}

Roftwood

• "Rotwood" - common spelling liked by undead --~~~~ [talk]
• "Roflwood" - a 2 Cool nickname Nallan (Talk)

Rolt Heights

• "Rot Heights" - It's a game about zombies and NOBODY'S thought of this yet? Really? ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Ruddlebank

• "Ruddyskank" - a 2 Cool nickname. xoxo

Santlerville

• "The North Pole" - Used by Wan Yao, and pretty much no one else. Some kind of reference to Santler Claws and elves and Canadian Beavers. Or something... WanYao
• "S'ville" - Just an abbreviation...nothing witty here... xoxo
• "Finisville" - named after most of the population. Bob Fortune ^RR
• "Beaverville" - after the prominate local group, The Dribbling Beavers. Used widely including on the Mall Tour '09 Map. xoxo

Scarletwood

• "Redwood" -xoxo

Shackleville

• "The Love Shack" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Shacknewsville" - Always reminds me of that horde. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)

Shearbank

• "Sheerskank" - A 2 Cool nickname.--Nallan (Talk)
• "Zergbank" – Used among Zerg Hunters for reasons that should be obvious. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ
• "The Capital Suburb" - Used by DARIS/The Exclave.--Jacen Talk
• "China Town" - Only because PTT once occupied the suburb. •▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs}

Shore Hills

• "THA HILLS" - probably the most common name used because of the reference in the archives to this place being a Ghettomadmac356
• "Whore Shills" - an amusing spoonerism. Bob Fortune ^RR

Spicer Hills

• "The Flavour Hole" --D.E.ATalk

Spracklingbank

• "Spracklebank" - It just comes out easier than Spracklingbank. ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Stanbury Village

• Stan's Village, also an acceptable abbreviation is StanVllg. -- Sir Fred of Etruria
• Stab'n'bury Village. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ

Starlingtown

• "Starlet Town" - "Known for its socialite nightlife in its many clubs." ~~ Angel♥Kitson

Tapton

• "Tap that" - as in 'I'm tappin' that', if one is in tapton or 'let's tap that' if one wishes to go to tapton. A 2 Cool nickname. xoxo

Tollyton

• "Toll Town" - You know you like it --Tiberius Matye

Vinetown

• "Vinetown?" Yes. We're that cool. But it's said in the form of a question.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?}
• "V-Town". Gangsta stylee.--Mallrat

West Becktown

• "Wet Becky" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Pussy Town" - apparently...Nallan (Talk)

West Grayside

• West Gayside Nallan (Talk)

Whittenside

• "Whittensdie" - By various, on account of the large FU enclave there. - M arcusF ilby ^T

Williamsville

• "Willy" or "Willy-ville", part of the comedy duo, Willy and the Butt. -- Cheese

Wray Heights

• "Wry Heights" - why the fuck not? xoxo

Wyke Hills

• "Dyke Hills" (See Wooman Towers) - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Why Kills" - That's what I hear in my head everytime I think of this place. It'll catch on. You'll see.--Bishop Vagancia I

Wykewood

• "Dikewood"-CJ

Yagoton

• "Dagobah" - Coined by Wan Yao in one his moments of especially inspired non-lucidity, and used by him and those unidentified two friends he keeps mentioning. WanYao

Regions

The Arkham Sisters

Made up of the twin suburbs of Old Arkham and New Arkham, the term was coined by 2 Cool and has caused significant public discussion and controversy in it's short history. A variety of other nicknames also exist for the twin 'burbs including (but not limited to) Arkansas, Noah's Arkham and plain ol' Arkham.

The Four Corners

An area within South East Malton populated by brave players who have managed to overcome the urge, NEVER. TO. CROSS. BOUNDARIES. Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?}

Eastonbrooke

A 2 Cool nickname used to refer to the twin suburbs of Eastonwood and Brooke Hills. As Brooke Hills is largely made up of empty blocks and lacks a 'heartland', the area near the border of Eastonwood is often considered to almost be a part of that suburb.

Northeast Malton

An area of Malton officially stretching from Dulston to Randallbank but in practice the real core of groups that consider it the Northeast consists of Dulston to Santlerville. Has had consistent problems with massed PKing and zergs aimed at the locals. Local groups are fairly independent and (try) to work together in the face of serious problems with mixed results.

Cities

Malton

• "Mouldon" - It's just that stagnant! - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)
• "Malt Liquor" - D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS)
• "Mall Town" --VVV ^RPMBG

Monroeville

• "M'ville" or "Mville" Nallan (Talk)
• "Marilyn Monroe" Nallan (Talk)
• "Moronville" --Jelly Otter
• "Monroe" - yeah.xoxo

Borehamwood

• "B'wood" or "Bwood" Nallan (Talk)
• "BHW" - Used by the duke - xoxo
• "BNW" - "O brave new world, That has such people in't!" -John the Savage
• "Boreham" - yeah.xoxo
• "Boringwood" --Haliman - Talk
• "Borewood" --Haliman - Talk
• It's called "Boredomwood", kids. --WanYao