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This page is for the election of Bureaucrats.

Rules

Rules for starting an election.

1. When a Bureaucrat resigns, or loses his status due to demotion or inactivity an election is started immediately.
   • A Bureaucrat that hasn't made a single edit in one month is considered to be inactive and forfeits their status as bureaucrat.
2. After 3 months with no elections on a bureaucrat position, an election is called for the bureaucrat position longest without an election.
3. If, for any reason, an individual Bureaucrat position hasn't faced an election after 12 months, then an election is called after that period.
4. The election ends after two weeks wiki time counting from the when the election is started.
5. The candidate with the most votes wins the election.
6. In the event of a tied vote the remaining bureaucrats will decide between the tied candidates.

Rules concerning candidates

1. All active users with the sysops status are automatically declared candidates for any vacant Bureaucrat positions.
   • Users with at least 12 edits in the 30 days before the election are considered "active" for purposes of the election.
2. The Bureaucrat whose position comes up for election if said election is started under rule 2 of Rules for starting an election is automatically declared a candidate.
   • Unless said otherwise, a bureaucrat who lost its powers through demotion cannot run for bureaucrat on the election that will fill its position
3. A candidate can retract his own candidacy at any time.

Rules concerning voting.

1. All users have only one vote per bureaucrat position to be filled.
2. Users vote for a candidate by signing under the preferred candidates name.
   • Users can't cast more than one vote per candidate.
3. Users may change their votes for a candidate as long as the election has not ended.
   • Multiple votes at the same time will be struck.
4. Sockpuppetry is considered vandalism.

Election Space

The next election will be on April 31st. Since that day doesn't exist, I'm assuming that means it'll be on the 1st of May.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:37, 6 February 2011 (UTC)

April 31st is nearly upon us but I will be at a Jane's Addiction concert when the server ticks. I don't intend to run this time around so don't vote for me. I'll properly withdraw later. ~ _{21:29, 30 April 2011 (UTC)}

Everybody vote for Vapor! I'll block him for a fortnight so that he can't pull out! :D --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 21:41, 30 April 2011 (BST)

I have already laid out the text for the election round and checked for activity. (Axe Hack and obviously Ross are out, everyone else is fair game.) I'll be ready at 00:00 BST. -- Spiderzed█ 22:19, 30 April 2011 (BST)

Tbh, it should actually be at 23:41 tomorrow, but I don';t think anybody will mind.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 22:23, 30 April 2011 (BST)

Election started: 00:04, 1 May 2011 (BST)
Voting ends: 00:04, 15 May 2011 (BST)
Current time: 21:26, 16 November 2024

Eligible Candidates

Boxy

1. I'm still a big fan of boxxy. -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 14:28, 1 May 2011 (BST)
2. 4 more years --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[talk] [wcdz]} 17:31, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   didn't he just recently demote himself? is he even interested in being a crat? --   bitch  18:09, 1 May 2011 (utc)

DanceDanceRevolution

Might as well leave a note. I still don't know who pushed me into the position last time but I've done my best to fulfil the job. As last time I'm pretty indifferent as to whether I get elected but if I do you'd pretty much expect the same attitude and behaviour that I've shown in the last 6 months.

1. DDR has exceeded my expectations. --VVV ^RPMBG 01:46, 1 May 2011 (BST)
2. Official Kempy two thumbs up. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   08:49, 1 May 2011 (BST)
3. One of the few who have earned my respect and trust around here. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 09:02, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   And there goes DDR's chances...--

   

   | T | BALLS! | 12:38 1 May 2011(UTC)

   If I give you a response would you feel better about yourself? Get out you attention-craving parasite. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 18:56, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   --

   

   | T | BALLS! | 19:46 1 May 2011(UTC)

4. G F J 10:07, 1 May 2011 (BST)
5. Vote 1 DDR : the best human in the galaxy - super strong - huge veiny penis - IQ >250 - "beat herpes" - invisibility cloak - awesomesauce - legendary sexual prowess - humble - wise - brave - strong - smooth shaven sac   ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} _{11:20, 1 May 2011}

   Guess I'll take your word on the "veiny penis" thing (as I'm sure you and DDR have been busy rubbing them out over the internetz), but Brave? Wise? Humble? What is your frame of reference?!--

   

   | T | BALLS! | 12:38 1 May 2011(UTC)

6. 4 moar years. ~ _{16:39, 1 May 2011 (UTC)}
7. He's fair, takes no shit from anyone, and can dance. No choice, really. --Sophie 17:52, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   ...and he's got a big knob. Despite Zombie Lord's blatant jealousy. He's turned me. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   23:31, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   Which one, DDR or Zombie Lord?--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 23:34, 1 May 2011 (BST)

   ...need to compare actually, to be safe. Taste and try, before you buy, and all that. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   23:41, 1 May 2011 (BST)

Red Hawk One

1. Red is by far the best and most qualified candidate. Once again, he gets my vote.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 11:33, 1 May 2011 (BST)

Revenant

1. Vote 1 Revenant! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 01:05, 1 May 2011 (BST)
2. Vote 1 Revenant! Leon Silverblood 01:55, 1 May 2011 (BST)
3. Vote 1 Revenant! Hamboning 02:16, 1 May 2011 (BST)
4. Vote 1 Revenant! He's OM NOM NOMilicious! A raptor 02:18, 1 May 2011 (BST)
5. Vote 1 Revenant! Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 02:19, 1 May 2011 (BST)
6. Vote 1 Revenant! Carrie Cutter 02:27, 1 May 2011 (BST)
7. Vote 1 Revenant! Lord K 03:14, 1 May 2011 (BST)
8. Vote 1 Revenant! --Ahlek 03:26, 1 May 2011 (BST)
9. Vote 1 Revenant! --عبد الريحم بن حسين بن عبد الرحمن العراقي المصري‎ 03:27, 1 May 2011 (BST)
10. Vote 1 Revenant! --Pibbit 04:08, 1 May 2011 (BST)
11. Vote 1 Revenant! He's the only one of you without his head rammed all the way up his ass. --́我們像瘋了似的영주維基維基，俄亥俄，因為這麼多的神，上帝，請原諒我的́罪，因此，這裡的簽名要求 04:19, 1 May 2011 (BST)
12. Vote 1 Revenant! FLZombie 05:23, 1 May 2011 (BST)
13. i trust him. not that i don't trust Ddr, it's just that he promoted thad. which will never be forgiven.--   bitch  18:07, 1 May 2011 (utc)
14. Vote #14 for Revenant. --Susan Bakersfield 06:39, 1 May 2011 (BST)
15. Vote 1 Revenant! Saralan ^{Talk 404 ZHU ❤} 07:06, 1 May 2011 (BST)
16. Vote 1 Revenant! ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 07:49, 1 May 2011 (BST)
17. Vote 1 Revenant! Lucita 07:54, 1 May 2011 (BST)
18. Vote 1 Revenant! He's actually tolerable! --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 09:57, 1 May 2011 (BST)
19. Wählt einen Wiedergänger! -- Spiderzed█ 10:07, 1 May 2011 (BST)
20. The only choice.--
    
    | T | BALLS! | 10:18 1 May 2011(UTC)
21. Katthew did it so's I did it.--That filthy fucking red link 11:58, 1 May 2011 (BST)
22. Vote 1 Revenant! He's the only good one. --モッズはホモです 12:17, 1 May 2011 (BST)
23. Vote 1 Revenant! Even though he's a filthy vandal. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 13:10, 1 May 2011 (BST)
24. Has always been reasonable when I have encountered him on the wiki, Gordon 13:16, 1 May 2011 (BST)
25. Vote 1 Revenant!       13:54, 1 May 2011 (BST)
26. A vote between two Australians? I thought this sort of thing could only happen at the Darwin Awards. But yes, Revenant. --Papa Moloch 14:13, 1 May 2011 (BST)
27. Herp derp derp, of course I vote for this guy. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 14:54, 1 May 2011 (BST)
28. Vote 1 Revenant! I see no reason not to jump on this bandwagon. --Honestmistake 14:56, 1 May 2011 (BST)
29. Lulz meetpupetz. -- Cheese 15:51, 1 May 2011 (BST)
30. Vote 1 Revenant! The only candidate worth voting for. --ShaqFu 17:20, 1 May 2011 (BST)
31. Vote 1 Revenant! -- Papa Jadkor ^{(RRF) (MotA) (MT11)} 17:37, 1 May 2011 (BST)
32. Vote 1 Revenant! --SprCobra 17:44, 1 May 2011 (BST)
33. Vote 1 Revenant! Yeah. This. Austin 17:49, 1 May 2011 (BST)
34. Vote 1 Revenant! Vaporware 20:00, 1 May 2011 (BST)
35. Vote 1 Revenant! --THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 20:31, 1 May 2011 (BST)
36. Vote 1 Revenant! --Suburban Ed 20:38, 1 May 2011 (BST)
37. Vote 1 Revenant! Down with trees, UP with Rev. Rev.--CyAdora 20:40, 1 May 2011 (BST)
38. Vote 1 Revenant! --Goolina 20:47, 1 May 2011 (BST)
39. Vote 1 Revenant? |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 23:34, 1 May 2011 (BST)
40. Vote 1 Revenant! -- Goribus 23:44, 1 May 2011 (BST)

    A wild Gorby appears. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    23:48, 1 May 2011 (BST)

41. Vote 1 Revenant! *shrugs* Since all the cool kids are voting for him... --Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 23:52, 1 May 2011 (BST)

    Indeed. Wills and Kate mug sales have fell already apparently. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    23:58, 1 May 2011 (BST)

42. Vote 1 Revenant! Worthy. One of few who don't circlejerk on the wiki all day long.Vynergy 00:17, 2 May 2011 (BST)

    ...I'm running out of heckles here, eh? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    00:22, 2 May 2011 (BST)

43. Vote 1 Revenant! --KyleStyle 01:15, 2 May 2011 (BST)

    Nah, who am I kidding. I got tons in me yet. Old chestnut this, ready? Boo!!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    01:23, 2 May 2011 (BST)

Yonnua Koponen

1. Cause its how i roll. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:15, 1 May 2011 (BST)

Ineligible Candidates

• Axe Hack - <12 edits in the last 30 days
• Rosslessness - current bureaucrat.

Withdrawn Candidates

MisterGame

I'm sure I'm disappointing a lot of people with this, no really even if I stood any chance, I do not have the time nor the interest in pursuing this position. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 09:07, 1 May 2011 (BST)

Shouldn't that be that you "do not have the time nor the competency to pursue this position"? Oh wait, you don't have enough of either to hold your current position so...wtf?--

| T | BALLS! | 10:28 1 May 2011(UTC)

Spiderzed

I iz withdrawn. Vote for Rev instead -- Spiderzed█ 10:19, 1 May 2011 (BST)

Vapor

Too busy/not interested this time around. Maybe during the summer election. ~ _{16:37, 1 May 2011 (UTC)}