Militant Order of Barhah/Locator
The MOB Locator | |
Abbreviation: | MOB Loc |
Group Numbers: | All zambahz welcome! |
Leadership: | Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH |
Goals: | BARHAH! |
Recruitment Policy: | Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun. |
Contact: | Barhah.com |
Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (or zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? Mahb haz bra!nz! Mahb haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!
Translation for the Zamgrh-impaired: "Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!"
What is the MOB Locator?
The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.
The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.
All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!
The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.
Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?
Current Suburb Location
Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs
Current Suburb Activities Map
Pink = Currently under attack
Gray = Ruined
Suburb Map
Announcements
This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.
03 October, 2008 - Creek NT fell, as did Zacharias General Hospital, and the pub to the north of it. Several other buildings were found containing few breathers. We have done well, my zombie brothers and sisters, this suburb is finished! Keep watching our page, because we may be moving soon.--FLZombie 05:26, 3 October 2008 (BST)
02 October, 2008 - Zacharias General Hospital has three or four breathers in need of Barhah. Next door to it, the Creek Building NT has been repaired and the survivors believe that they can hide behind EHB barricades. ;) This suburb is almost done... Just a few more of these hideouts to go, and we will move onto yet another buffet elsewhere.--FLZombie 12:15, 2 October 2008 (BST)
01 October, 2008 - We have ruined Blesley Mall. Using the convenient list of items that are still intact on the News section of Gulsonside's wiki page, we will finish destroying all that remains in the suburb. Spread Barhah to all breathers... let them know the joy of being one with the rot. We are now attacking the Wetherall NT. --FLZombie 05:20, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- the Wetherall Building NT is now ruined! That perfidious temple of breather-makers has ceased operations for now. Barhah!--FLZombie 14:16, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- Club Wadman (Gulsonside) is open for dinner tonight. Please feel free to drop in without reservations!--FLZombie 18:49, 1 October 2008 (BST)
- the Perryn Building NT has been recaded. Please let the breathers know it is not a good idea to recade NTs that we are watching... :D --FLZombie 18:56, 1 October 2008 (BST)
30 September, 2008 - The NE quad of Blesley Mall is cleared. Come soon, before we run out of tasties!--FLZombie 05:28, 30 September 2008 (BST)
29 September, 2008 - MOB invites all available zombies to a buffet at Blesley Mall. The northwest quadrant is OPEN and serving harmanburgers all day. Eat all you can, and invite your friends too! :D --FLZombie 18:01, 29 September 2008 (BST)
28 September, 2008 - MOB entered Gulsonside a few days ago, and has been very busy working on the TRPs in the suburb. Last night, we started work on Northcote Avenue Fire Station. There are many, many yummie harmanz to munch on here. Please feel free to drop in, and pay very close attention to all groans that you hear in the area. --FLZombie 23:55, 28 September 2008 (BST)
21 September, 2008 - MOB left Kempsterbank and has entered Wray Heights. --FLZombie 01:54, 22 September 2008 (BST)
16 September, 2008 - MOB left West Grayside, and advanced into Kempsterbank tonight. Kill them all!--FLZombie 06:03, 16 September 2008 (BST)
Public Strike Times
The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.
Inquisition Team | UTC | PDT | EDT | AEST | Other | Leader | Second |
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The Inquisition | 03:00 | 20:00 | 23:00 | 13:00 | Convert | Amber | Durumana |
Bairn Ceatharn | 15:45 | 08:45 | 11:45 | 03:45 | Convert | Liche | |
Barhahry Corsairs | 10:30 | 03:30 | 06:30 | 20:30 | Convert | bisfan |
If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:
- irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
- Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
- Go to http://mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect. Or just click here. (should work on most computers)
Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!
How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?
This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.
Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding this nifty template to your User or Group page:
Militant Order of Barhah | |
The MOB is coming... |
{{MOB}}
To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.
Other Resources for Zombies
- Iwitness - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
- City Wide Scent Map & Project SIMPLE - Malton-wide horde tracking using Scent Death maps.
- Centering Map - Useful for finding and getting to targets.