Mayor of Malton/2010/Election

The Mayoral Election of 2010

Malton has always had a rich and colourful history. In 1912, a Great Fire swept the city. In 2005, the city was over-run by zombies. But in 2007, the city chose to elect a new mayor to preside over the madness. That mayor was Murbulskond. For a time, Murbulskond ruled justly and impartially as Mayor. However, such a time of peace is over. And now, in their darkest hour, the people of Malton have decided to elect a new mayor. And so begins the Mayoral race of 2010...

Voting

Voting begins at 00:00 GMT on Tuesday 22nd June (01:00 BST). Each individual will be able to place one (1) vote in the election. Voting will close at 00:00 GMT (01:00 BST) on Tuesday 6th July, at which time the winner will assume office.

All votes must be cast using a hash (#) and a time-stamped signature (~~~~), meaning the only valid votes must be of the format #~~~~ or #Comment ~~~~. Invalid votes may be struck by any member, though the voter receiving the striking should be notified on their talk page.

For a list of campaign advertisements and promises, see the Mayor of Malton/2010 page. For discussion on this election, please use the talk page.

Parties (Alphabetised by Party)

Alex Stroke

Alex Stroke

Until somebody else persuades me to vote for them (Frankly I'm hoping to end up as Kingmaker), I'm voting for Alex Stroke.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:23, 4 July 2010 (BST) - Motion to elect Misanthropy.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:32, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Barhah Party

Jorm

1. BARHAH!--Akbar 18:58, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. t̎̎͊͏̶̮̯̲̟͕̟̥̞́ḩ̧̞̹͚ͤͣͫ̄̊͢e͕̠̬̼̒͋ͨ̈́̐͛ͬ ̵͑͆͗͏̰̥̣̝̞̟̝B̼͕̤͙͓͓̻̳́À̷̖̩̜̻̙̭͍͕͕̜̳̗̠̱̮̝̙̖̰͘̕R͏̴̨̘̘̖̱͔͚̟͍̬̭͖̻̭̪͔͇͜H̨̛͙͔̰͕̦̹̜̳͕̫̝̼̕͠A̼͇̝͓̻͙͟͡H̨͕̝̜̼̰̫̺̺̜̝͈͡ ̶̶̯͍̩͇̻̫̤͙̼̞̥̩͜͟͢ ̶̦̗̱̮̙̝̼̲̏̚͘͡c̸͙̬̻̞̑̆͋͋ͥ͞o̸̱̲͎̯̘ͭͨͨ͑͟ͅm̵̶̩̯̠̣̌̔ͯͭ͑̎̀ě̲̺̝̖͈̯͎̥̄̒̚͘͠s̷̳̣̦̯̹ͧͫͪͦ̆͘F̃̆ͯͨ̆O̓͆Ř̚y̓̆̚o͛͂̍U̪̜̮̯̹̙̠ͮͯ̔̀̅̓ͫ͝ ̵͎̫̦̠̖̘ͤͬ͆ͫ͊̀i̠̣̦͉̺̬̊͌̂͐̒̉̌ͩ̌n͓̦̂ͭͫͅ ̡͚̣̪͖̲͎͎͑̄ͯ̿̒ͦ͗̀ͪt̢̧̬͙̦̭̎̑͟ͅḩ͔̪͕̜͉̤̼͆̍̄͛ͭe̝̘͙̥̯̗͈͎͛͐̍̑̍̓Ñ͙̝̖̠̭̏ͪ̊ͯ̂̋̀͘͟Iͤ͂͠҉̪͈͍͍̗̤̞̤G̨̹̯͈̹̉͘͡h̛̗͊ͨͬ̈ͫ͠T̸̈́͊̈͂̚҉͎.̣̠̻̝̤̱̍̑̽̋̓̚͡͠.̅ͣ͏͇̞̟̼̺̪̼̳̩.̪͎̄̆͋̚͘͠--jorm 19:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. I'd be going hungry without jorm. --Teksura^Talk 19:56, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. Can't go wrong here, really. --N00bert ^{foxhound DA NW} 20:46, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. I support murder -- Bisfan 22:52, 22 June 2010 (BST)
6. I believe in Jormey Dent --Rude Sykes 22:55, 22 June 2010 (BST)
7. yes for jorm! --Humphreybot 23:17, 22 June 2010 (BST)
8. Yes do it! --mo ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ ^{MCM MOB DB} 23:44, 22 June 2010 (BST)
9. Who else! --Grogh 00:55, 23 June 2010 (BST)
10. Jorm would be a spectacular mayor. --Marina 00:56, 23 June 2010 (BST)
11. Jorm taught me everything I know! Brodez 01:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)
12. Hell yeah, the prophet for mayor, you should listen--ZPK5 02:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
13. Who else could ingest the towns true spirit? --Karek^maps?! 06:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)
14. Jorm -- he puts the BARHAH back in Malton! --Liche 17:14, 23 June 2010 (BST)
15. A vote for jorm is a vote for BARHAH! --Grrr arggh 01:33, 24 June 2010 (BST)
16. Moonsummoner would want me to do this. John Ibans 01:34, 24 June 2010 (BST)
17. BARHAH! AH GRAB BRABAGZ! BRABAGZ ARH BARHAH! --Shank Case 03:47, 26 June 2010 (BST)
18. Just the obvious thing to do. --Mayor 04:26, 30 June 2010 (BST)

    Because Jorm told me to. Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High ^{AH RR RRF} improperly signed

19. the zombies made me do it --Al-Zarqawi 00:59, 3 July 2010 (BST)
20. Hail the commander! --Godzman 13:29, 3 July 2010 (BST)
21. A VOTE FOR JORM IS A VOTE FOR SNOWBALL II! --Amber Waves of Pain 18:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Example Party

Yonnua Koponen and Thadeous Oakley and MrSuggestor

I'm winning!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 13:24, 22 June 2010 (BST) At my most I had seven votes, but I feel I should throw my vote behind someone with a chance of winning. That's right, I'm pulling a John McDonnell.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:10, 2 July 2010 (BST)

1. My vote goes to the honorable gentleman from Dead vs. Blue - Ottari ^{DA PDA NW} Read the Dispatch! 16:33, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. Here we go! :D --Thadeous Oakley 16:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. --^A_O^R_D^M_O^P_R^I _! ^T 17:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. For the good work you've done, both in the game, and on the Wiki. -- Kittithaj 21:09, 23 June 2010 (BST)
5. A vote for Koponen is a vote for... well, I have no idea. He's got a cool name, though.--Tyx94 22:06, 23 June 2010 (BST)

   Mudkip! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:58, 26 June 2010 (BST) Changing my vote. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:51, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Great Blob Party

The Chilean Blob represented by High Priest Summeroff.

1. For the Blob. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. My vote goes to the Blob.--Marinus 14:30, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. Blob 4 Mayor! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   15:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. For the Blob!!! --Dr summeroff 18:10, 22 June 2010 (BST)
5. ALL HEAIL TEH BLOB --
    
    
    
    
   01:08, 23 June 2010 (BST)
6. All Hail the Blob!!! --Alexander Lamort 02:42, 23 June 2010 (BST)
7. I vote for the Blob! --Josh Clark 06:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
8. All Hail the Great Blob! --Woenderik^T,ACC 08:54, 23 June 2010 (BST)
9. Well, he's a spineless blob, but at least we know what we're getting.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 10:34, 23 June 2010 (BST)
10. Blob love. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 21:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
11. We must panic. --Raddox MurTangle 21:38, 24 June 2010 (BST)
12. I give my vote to the great Chilean Blob~ Zenburg/Phozil--Zagert 16:47, 27 June 2010 (BST)

Green Peace Party

Imthatguy and Lithedarkangel

1. All green and peace little bitches! -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 04:40, 25 June 2010 (BST)

"Hell Yeah, it's the 80s" Party

Sage Carr

I have to, or else he'll PK me. -- Spiderzed▋ 17:45, 22 June 2010 (BST) This vote is about to close, and the 80's party doesn't look like it could snap victory from the jaws of defeat. I'll vote for Mis instead, RDD is our ally. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:53, 3 July 2010 (BST)

Talk about stating the obvious. Everyone knows its still the Eighties. Isn't It? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:32, 22 June 2010 (BST)

1. I have nothing to say; yet cannot bring myself to leave this blank. EasilyDistracted 23:39, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. I'm only voting on the condition that 80s hairstyles are made mandatory for zombies and survivors alike. --Target Practice 01:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)
3. I can vote for myself, right? RIGHT?? -- Sage|Carr ^Cobra 15:11, 23 June 2010 (BST)
4. Sage... Sage!... SAGE!!!(VOTE FOR SAGE CARR)BTW, I call mullet. -- User:Soraos 22:07, 29 June 2010
5. --ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 02:33, 1 July 2010 (BST)

Humanative Party

Misanthropy and Revenant.

Late breaking news! The Humanitive party makes a core campaign promise to PK everybody who does not vote for us — and because of the difficulty in PKing zombies, we'll instead extend the offer to all survivors even if we are not elected.

You know what to do. Do the right thing. For yourself, your friends… for Malton.

1. I believe in Revenant as a man who will follow through on his promises. Fuck that other guy though. 14:28, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. The natural choice. -- » JS talk contribs » 18:20, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 10:27, 23 June 2010 (BST)
4. I believe. -Austin Hunt 17:01, 23 June 2010 (BST)

   Mudkip. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:10, 24 June 2010 (BST)

   But... but... my mudkip was bigger, remember....?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 09:00, 24 June 2010 (BST)

   My brain was just smacked with a Mudkip...My vote is changing... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:57, 26 June 2010 (BST)

   Victory!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:25, 26 June 2010 (BST)

5. I will follow Rev anywhere!... except maybe to Texas.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 04:06, 25 June 2010 (BST)

   Lucky you didn't follow him to Australia, we are all ruled by a woman now. --

    

    

    

    

   08:42, 25 June 2010 (BST)

6. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I mean, yes, for Harmanity and all that jazz. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 15:50, 26 June 2010 (BST)
7. I'm all for Misanthropy. ^_^ --Shatari 01:05, 28 June 2010 (BST)
8. Step 1: Vote in Misanthropy. Step 2: Screw over Misanthropy at a conference in Europe. Step 3: Fake horrible horrible polls and turn the caucus against him, forcing a vote for the leadership. (Alternative Step 3: Assassinate Misanthropy.) Step 4: Revenant for Mayor! --Visible One 03:23, 28 June 2010 (BST)

   Dude, ix-nay on giving away the whole plan at this stage! …-ay. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:02, 1 July 2010 (BST)

9. It is my opinion that they have the unfair advantage of having an Australian in their party, and therefore are guaranteed my vote by default. Now, someone help me remove my cufflinks. James.Denholm 11:44, 1 July 2010 (BST)
10. I don't believe in any of the candidates, and so I am voting for this party because I don't believe in them the most. ----Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 13:29, 1 July 2010 (BST)
11. Symbiote spiderman14 17:13, 2 July 2010 (BST) Got my vote
12. Misanthropy: The least horrible choice! Malicron 18:13, 2 July 2010 (BST)
13. Nulungu The beast choice for our city 22:25, 2 July 2010 (BST)
14. Revenant is obviously the best man for the job, as he is classy and smooth with the ladies. Oh, and that Misanthropy guy too, I guess. -- ~ AphelionT 21:56, 2 July 2010 (BST)
15. Voted in wrong place. THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME REV YOU DRUNKARD D:< But he is the best drunkard for the job. :3 —Claude Garrison ^Talk 22:08, 2 July 2010 (BST)
16. We requires MOAR revenant! I guess misanthropy too. --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 05:19, 3 July 2010 (BST)
17. Because a vote for Misanthropy is a vote for misanthropy: a pessimistic distrust of human nature expressed in thought and behavior!--Belisarius17 05:24, 3 July 2010 (BST)
18. We believe in Harvey Dent --Strata 06:15, 3 July 2010 (BST)
19. I'm voting for Misanthropy because we hate the same things. And that's important in an elected official.-- Goribus 07:25, 3 July 2010 (BST)
20. I have to vote for Misantrophy, I have to. (They really intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --Michael Barnaby 13:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)
21. RDD are our friends. Also, moar pinatas. -- Spiderzed▋ 23:54, 3 July 2010 (BST)
22. Seems like the obvious choice. --Lois ^{talk 10MFH} 01:23, 4 July 2010 (BST)
23. This vote was bought with fair trade organic coffee beans Brother BD ^{PK Talk PST} 02:56, 4 July 2010 (BST)
24. What?! People are actually voting for these two soul-sucking, blood-thirsty PKers for Mayor of Malton? Sure, count me in. Dr Killdare 03:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)
25. *looks around and places the Ballot in the box and seeks away*--Carrie Cutter 15:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
26. For madness! For chaos! For Misanthropy! For Revenant! (Hey, after we pk everyone, can we nuke 'em? Please?) --Sam 2334 15:42, 4 July 2010 (BST)
27. Mmmmmm, blood. --SergeantSadist 16:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
28. I shall become Malton's Home Secretary! With only 30.5 hours left of this election, YES WE CAN!!!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:33, 4 July 2010 (BST)
29. Vote given on the understanding that there will be tea! --Saralan ^{Talk 404 ZHU ❤} 17:58, 4 July 2010 (BST)
30. More work for Rev always has my vote --Gus Thomas^SpartaZHU 18:07, 4 July 2010 (BST)
31. Llamas for Misanthropy Unite!--Llama 13:20, 4 July 2010 (EST)
32. ...These guys are blackmailers... >< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Victory for the Humanative Party!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:24, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Seems concurrent.-- HG - incorrectly signed

33. Comrades, the Glorious City shall have to wait a bit longer for the leadership of the Dear Leader - The rule of the kylian oppressor would cause our beloved home to become a fascist hellhole, far from the one and only true path to happiness and prosperity - Me. Besides, the anarchistic ways of Mr. Revenant and Ms. Anthropy will only aid the progress of the awaited uprising. Oidar 20:17, 4 July 2010 (BST)
34. Relevant to my interests! The Darkness shall consume you, even if you hide under your bed! For Justice! - (Perzeus 20:25, 4 July 2010 (BST))

    Indeed a vote is needed here! (Zoi El) - incorrectly signed

35. How delightful! I, Heather, fully support all this boring government stuff or whatever. Heather Duke 22:50, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Maltonian Separatist Party

Oidar

Humans, zombies, donkeys, comrades - Join the Dear Leader in his cause, and break from of foreign oppression! For the Glorious City, for freedom! Oidar 14:24, 22 June 2010 (BST)~

Popsicle Pete Party

Popsicle Pete

1. None of you are safe! KurtCocaine 22:30, 24 June 2010 (BST)

Thermonuclear Party

Sam 2334

Vote for me, and I won't nuke Malton. --Sam 2334 18:48, 24 June 2010 (BST)

JOIN US, AND WE CAN "WON'T NUKE MALTON"… TOGETHER! >:D ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 14:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Agreed. My vote is yours. Really, this was just for teh lolz. --Sam 2334 15:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Voter Apathy Party

Red Hawk One

1. ...whatever. kakugori 00:01, 24 June 2010 (BST)
2. ...sure... ...and about that snack run?--Ender 101 00:25, 24 June 2010 (BST)
3. My dart landed on this name, I think. . . so, whatever.--Bane Croooow 22:48, 29 June 2010 (BST)
4. everything's eventual, right?--Sasha belle 02:34, 30 June 2010 (BST)

Zombiecratic Party (Incumbent)

KyleStyle

1. Voteginity ;) ♥ Moonie ^{Talk | Kyle For Mayor} 15:18, 22 June 2010 (BST)
2. FOR EVERYTHING '10 -- Adward  16:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
3. He is my mamah and I love him. -- Papa Jadkor ^{(RRF) (MotA) (MT11)} 20:08, 22 June 2010 (BST)
4. KyleStyle 21:14, 22 June 2010 (BST)

   Kyle has my vote! (They intimidated me into it, they did ;_;) --Michael Barnaby 21:25, 22 June 2010 (BST)

5. I would have a woman's love for kyle, if kyle was one - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 22:29, 22 June 2010 (BST)
6. I'm voting for a Style, and its name is Kyle!--Naozi 22:45, 22 June 2010 (BST)
7. I started using KyleStyle about a year ago. Before that, I can't even remember what life was like. Even when I was younger and had a normal sex life, it still wasn't as good as it is now. I feel like KyleStyle has helped me to discover my sexual self. --Rufus T Bonemarrow 15:47, 22 June 2010 (MST)
8. I am SpuD and I vote for KyleStyle because he is. --Spud 22:53, 22 June 2010 (BST)
9. Our Zombiecratic party has always had the best interest of Joe Six-Brain in mind. Long live Freedom! --Bobs Aturd 22:57, 22 June 2010 (BST)
10. Zoutroi 23:59, 22 June 2010 (BST)
11. Go Kyle go!--Irishmen 00:59, 23 June 2010 (BST)
12. Why change things up? KyleStyle's benevolence has kept Malton a safe and happy Eden secure from the rest of the world's pants-wearing insanity since the time immemorial. -- M arcusF ilby ^T 01:13, 23 June 2010 (BST)
13. Kylestyle is is better than a kitten dipped in hot fudge. He's got my vote! --Globule13 04:05, 23 June 2010 (BST)
14. It's 3 AM. Do you know where your KyleStyle is? -- Skoll ^{Talk | RRF} Gore Corps BB3 16:04, 23 June 2010 (BST)
15. Indeedasauruses. -- Cheese 01:03, 24 June 2010 (BST)
16. KYLE FOR EVERYTHING! Kiali 01:47, 24 June 2010 (BST)
17. ALL HAIL KYLESTYLE!!--Agent Sandman 04:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
18. I have no fucking idea who this kyle ass clown is----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 04:56, 24 June 2010 (BST)
19. Kyle for Everything!--Chex 05:12, 24 June 2010 (BST)
20. A vote for Kylestyle is a vote for Senergy! --S _{e n e r g y} ^T 05:46, 24 June 2010 (BST)
21. By far the most qualified candidate. --Papa Moloch 19:49, 24 June 2010 (BST)
22. KYLESTYLE HELPED ME CUM OUT OF THE CLOSET ;O ILU <3 --ZR 21:51, 27 June 2010 (BST)
23. Vote for the Zambah dream, vote Kyle! Dolly Departed 09:41, 29 June 2010 (BST)
24. :D :D :D --dgw 04:02, 3 July 2010 (BST)
25. --VVV ^RPMBG 00:00, 4 July 2010 (BST)
26. Kyle has the zombie AND harman training to lead Malton to a bright new future! Tim The Incredulous 00:21, 4 July 2010 (BST)
27. Is this a +1 thread yet?--Stormyfs 00:34, 4 July 2010 (BST)
28. Why isn't Kyle elected already!? -- Da Ninja ^{Random/AS also 404 Groupie Overlord in another life} 09:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
29. Kylestyle for office he is the Zambah for teh job--user:Svenswanson 17:16 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Only because the Humanative and Example Parties are ping-ponging my vote. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:52, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Every hour that you leave your vote under this header, I shall kill a mudkip. They can only be saved by you changing your vote to Misanthropy.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:55, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    I'll also de-link your sig on all of my pages.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:57, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    So that's if I leave this vote here, eh? In that case. I abstain from voting. Now no one shall have my vote! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:59, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Read the only way they can be saved in my comment above.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:09, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    The dead Mudkips shall rise from the dead as banelings. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:14, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    I have released my Mudkip hostages.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:28, 4 July 2010 (BST)

30. Sudden change of mind. Plus Mr. Mimindahu said it was the only way to get the island back. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:02, 4 July 2010 (BST)
31. Thatcher for PM, Adward made me.--Bertrum 22:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)
32. Ahm namhz..for Kyle!--Roselle 22:08, 4 July 2010 (BST)
33. Kir 23:19, 4 July 2010 (BST)

Results

Results will be announced at the close of voting.